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Cheezburger Network Blog
Yor nawt sekkun wun is free . . .
. . . kitteh, that is!
BOGO on kittehs?
Congrats Ms. Gremlin.
Fankyoo! Nao that is wun floofy liddel fayc, is it nawt?
We dantzes to teh floofy beat. *floof floof, kik! floof floof, kik!*
* forms improptu conga kitteh line* wat yu wants fur sillybrations?
Ba-ba–ba-ba–ba-BA!
Ba-ba–ba-ba–ba-BA!
*joyns in conga line*
*congas arownd teh room and owt teh door and awl akross teh innertoobs*
I can has Bog off Kitteh? DO WANT!! *smiley face*
Just say no… to nip!
Be perlite: Just say no thank u.
Wanna buy a watch?
*opens up stylish trenchcoat* Pssst….
Aieeeeeeee! No pants!
*Blargh!*
kk4 deflates troll in trenchcoat…sez her seen dat before, in fact seen it in more inflated state an in more fashionalbe cullers….man in stylish trenchcote shuffles off, grumbling…*kk4 giglols at memery*
Tehre iz a gud joek aboat teh hooman in a merkintosh wh00 “flashes” teh liddle ol’ laydee; she iz lookin at him, an sez, “Huh! Yoo kall taht a LINING?”
**gigglols** dis happen tu meh before…mens in trenchoats nawt like da laffings!
Try this, with a bored tone: “Why make such a big fuss over a little thing like that?”
oar, in a simpafetik toen, “Well, it IS a bit cold tonite”!
Oar thx, but Ai haz seed wun b4
*Waves fyuriussly in Ambercats general direkshun*… I has no Yahoo!!!!!
It won’t log me on oar nuffin. Wahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
No can has messijs *Sad face*
Cold enough for you Ambercat? I has a bloomin freezin….now where i stoe dem green floofy drawers?……
*snerk* at teh derogatory commintsis bout small fings. Heeheee!!!
An I no can has teh Cheezfrenz…Whhaaaaahhhaaaaa snifffle sob sob sob…
Nawt cries, Tidmum, ai sees yu!!
Ohai Kerrykatz4 *Smiley*
I is heer awn ICHC, but I no can has acsess to teh Yahoo group *sad*
Berry weeird. Can’t eeben get Mr T.Ms Yahoo to load.
I has a happitayl I can plai wiv mah ICHC Cheezfrenz tho. *Beeming smile*
Iz tuff, bin kickin us off awl dai…come awn in an play!!
I’z here for a whiley. Got a berry nice boddle ob Chardonnay to get akwainted wiv.
*brazenly holds out glass* OOOHHH, dat luks gud tu meh!! *offers Tidmum quiet time wif no patients*
Mah howse iz full ob patients!!! Qwiet time? Whuts dat!!
* Pours kerrykatz4 a large glass ob Shardonnay* *Clinky glasses8 8cheez*
Ai caym fru Chips’n'ham erlyer todai – Ai wayvd, did yu see?
Noes!! Yoo shud ob come fer Noms or coffee oar sumfin!!
I wuz heer awl day.*whispers* I was wrappin up seekrits heehee
*grinning*
Ai donut fink teh trayn wud has wayted wyl we had a cupovtee ana sitdoun…! Ai bort mai furst Chrismuss pressies ob teh seesun – for mai gnu neece
Whoohooo!!! *Smiley* Chrissmuss shoppin FTW!
I wud ob taked you home ..I know where yoo lib now !!!
In my Nursing days, you can imagine the coments I heard when having to do Bed baths or more intimate care stuff.
I would look the Patient square in the eye and say ” I’ve washed, dried
and powdered more of these than you’ve had hot dinners. What makes you think yours is better than any other I’ve seen?”…..
Boy! Didn’t that make them squirm…. Hrhr.
None of them had the gall to answer!!!!! LoLz!
Ai thort wen yu gibs a bed baff yu sai “Furst Ai starts at tyur feets an wosh up, as far as possibul. Tehn Ai start at yur nek an wosh doun as far as possibul. Tehn Ai gibs yu teh cloff an yu can wosh ‘possibul’ “!!
Hah! They awl sed ” Iz nawt possibl to warsh mah Possibl. Yooo do it”
Dirdee ole’boogers!!!
I certainly had some funneh laffs , I can tell you!!!
**giglols** Ai bin doing phones fur Dr.s/hospitals fur bout 15 yeers..ai kin onlee imagine (nawt want) wat dey say in person!! {{Tidmum}}
a nurse did that to me onetime, Ai sez, dem udder wuns wasn’t attached to ME.
*Shows LCB his sherrif’s badge*
I’m gonna hafta take you to the lockup. You’re wanted in elebenty counties!
kk4 distraks wyat earf…luk at dis shiney fing!! lifts keys frum pokkits, lets LCB owt…now LCB owes kk4 favor….*gigglols*
Aiz b karaktr witnis fur u, LCB!!!
Cool! Could u dress up as Lil Bo Peep? No, mabye not. Whut other karakters could u be?
Alice in Wunnerland
Bridget Jones
Cleopatra
Daisy Duke
E…
Elolphant Man
Frankenfurter
Gidget
H…
Elmer Fud
Flying YNG – or iz dat juss in teh NB?
Goldiloks
H…
Elebentee trolls
Fairee godmudder
Glinda teh gud wich
H…
Hedda da shreddah
Ice cween
Justice woman, avenger ub awl wimmims
Kick ass girl ub da wurld
Lollipop trollup
Mamma manja
Not take no prisoners gurl
O….
Olive (teh otter reindeer)
Petur Pan
Quick-Draw McGraw
R…
Ron Weesly
Samwise Gamgee
Tom Thumb
Unoosuly sized rodents
V…
Victor/Victoria
Walt Diznee
Xavier, Charles Francis
Yosemite Sam
Zoe (frum Sesame Street)
‘Venger Man (wantz rebenge)
X-Men, of course
Yuma, Johnnie, the Rebel
Zorro!
Hairy Pottur
Ickabod Craen
Jack Sperat
Kaptain Krunch
Lyin King
Mickee Maus
Oooh! Shiny badge!
*YOINK*
*takes badge and fleestehjurisdictionfast*
GMTA – ai wuz gunna sayin dat.
Got dat cheezburger?
It’s LCB!
hay DK!
when r u gettin ur krissmuss outfit on?
Waol, Lunarmommy maded me a big red bow yesterdai, butt it hazn’t showed up yet.
*keepz pawzez krost*
Ohai, 4.5K. Did yoo uploading yor noo pikshor to yor wurdpress accownt? After I changed mah pikshor and uploaded it, it tuk a while for teh noo wun to replayce teh old wun. Mebbe as much as a cuppla howrs.
Ai did indeed! Fanks Gremlin!
U haz 2 log owt den in agane b4 ur nyoo abatar shoz up.
OH, adn ai LUBS ur abatar, Leeza! Almost as much as teh squirrlol in blak lawnjeray…
*puts it back on*
fanks!!
*blush*
U wudn’t bleeve teh skwirrl pickshures u can find out on the inntertubes…
Y yoo puts teh blak lawnjeray bak on? Yoo xpecting “companee”?
*ahem*
Putting teh ABATART back on DK.. teh abatart.
*Ditditiditidiiitdit* brwaking news headlinz!!! earlier todai teh Poleeza in Norf Kalalakki masque raided a home of a spected sqwerrill trafficker. Found on her computer was numermouse downlowded pichshures of sqwerrills in compostmizing positrons.
And wayring fantzee undies, too!
Whut is this whurld coeming to?
*blush*
I fink wot someone has on teher own private werk compooter shud be nobuddys businseess, inclooding teh werks.
Tehy didn’t has a warrant, or a cort order, or a rit, or a manufactururs warrentee, so tehy got NUFFIN.
No rit of fellus jaje? OK then, they has no rite for surch and seezhur!
Cum an joyn teh gang
lemme see ur munnies.
I’ll gladly pai u Toosday fur a LOL todai.
Ur selling LOLs, rite?
very cheep, yas.
so how many munnies you gots?
Contributing to the delinquency of minors, I see…
drinksies & lunch to sillybrate not sekkun?
Got enny graypes?
Afikan or Uropean?
Go fish!
**studys cards** duz yu hab a fwee?
*skritchskritchskritch* Noep.
U SINKED MY BATTLOLSHIP!
CZECH!
Pole, Russian, Slav, Bosnian!
SCOTCH!
Uno!
GIN!!!
Easy on teh Tonnix ,fanx.
Iz okai, dis mai martoonie recipe, pour in vodka, gin, wisper vermooth obber top ub glass!
Mai kind ob dwinksy.
Howse!
Ai can has Missus Bun, teh baykehs wyf?
Safe!
*darn* yu sure yu nawt want sum fleas fur yur circus?
or a microscope to help watch teh flea circus wif?
Oh hai, timeless!! Ai glad yu recubberd frum splort…ai nawt hab much sperience tu halp, onlee done it once b4…ai tried wif parrothead tu halp yu. Iz yu feels bedder nao?
Yes, yu and parrothead saved mai brains! I lub your martoonis btw. =) And how are you doing today?
Ai doin well todai, timeless, we at da over 200 comments heer, sew iz hard tu keep trak ub peeps. Yu iz new heer? If sew, welcom, welcom, If nawt, hai ennyway…heer is mai speshul martoonie fur yu! *takes out glass, pours in vodka, whispers vermouth obber tawp ub glass* *klinkee glasses*
“… all I’m offering is the truth. Nothing more.”
Teh troof will set u fleas!
teh troof teh troof, teh troof izzon phyya!
Phyya!
Teh wai u wawk n tawk reely sets meh off
to a full alarm, kitteh, yesh, it duz…
Rollacoatsta!
ub lub, say wut? Rollacoatsa!
O-Hai-O, 2W2B2S!
O-Hai-O, Romeow!! I jest Lubbs yer HAT!
*giglols, sends fleas tu Romeow* *runs qwiklee away*
Oh fanks – mah bery own flee cirkus!
*harnesses up flees to pull a tiny wagon*
*sends Romeow bery tiny wagon repair kit*
A re-emptive repair kit?
Duz u kno sumpfing I doan kno?
Heer in sandiego, it nebber freezes, soe ai gots flees fur 6 kitteh awl yeer…ai wuld be hapee tu send yu sum ub dem!!!
…”This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.”
Duz u hab a burple pill?
I haz cany y’want sum? com wif mee >=]
U can haz N E fing U want…
Butt U beddur nawt taek it frum me.
Yu kin hab ennyfing yu want…cept alice…:)
Ohai kk4. well cums tu mai junglol!!
Oh hai, WRr, how da water sitchiashun out der?
Iz he gawn yet?
Teh kitteh-napper? Yep, he went that-a-way!
iz teh big stoopy goggie gon?
**sighs** dey nebber trooly gone….
Dey iz always dere…in ur nitemares.
Wa happens dere? do they…
Alphabetize your catnip toys
Bother you wif der barking
Corner you in duh corner
D…….
Drag u to a secondary locashun
Empty our ur toy chess
Flip u a birdee
G…
Gib yew a hard tyme
Hold yew fur ransum
Interrogayte yew (maybeh eben a debriefing!)
J…
Jump on teh furnichures
(get) Kibble in ur bed
Lose teh car keyz
M…
Mount yer fabrit stuffed toi
Nom teh best treets
Opin teh frij, eet teh fuds an blame teh Kitteh
P…
Pounce awn teh napping kittehs
Quaff Ur ale
Run wif scissors
S…
Purloin yur catnips
Qwestion yur authoriteh
Rub yu da rong way
Scamper off wif yur toys
Take advantaj ub yur gud nature
U….
Use yer shue to pee in
Vex yoo
Whine for hours
X..
utter nonsensical fings
(in)vadin yer space
water drinking (from teh toilet)
x-raying yer tail (doan ask me hao)
yellowing teh carpet
zany actibities like running around after dems tail for hours at a time
OMCC Tidmum…LOLz at teh M!
He’s behine meh, isn’t he?
Luuk owt, Romeow!! *headbats romeow, hides unner bed*
Ooofff…wat juss happened?
*whispurrs* weh hidin…ar heds unner da bed, so dey nawt kin see us, ebben do our floofy tayles is xposed…..ai sure dat we safe nao!!
*bats at floofee tayles*
*runsawaywifakwikniss*
*eyes git huge* *runs sideways at NS, bats tail, runs bak unnder bed*
Nope, ai is still heer! *waves goggeh-paw* ^-^
ohai Din Fleetpaw! Ai sawree, yew JIST mist tuew kittehs, deh were here a minit ago **scoots ober in frunt of floofy tayles** Nowpe, no kittehs here!
*Runs frunt ub parrothead* We glad yu vegamatarian woolfie…ware yu at? Is cold up der? Ebbe cold down heer in sandiego rite nao…nawt sez hao cold, nawt gits angree ledders!!!
kk4, yew blowed yur cubber! Did yew buy sumfing frum dat floofey kitteh in teh pikshur? An if yew did, pleez to be shayring! Fank CC Din Fleetpaw is nyce vegamatarian goggie!!
Waelll, ai nawt kin resist bloo eyes frum behind a curb Ai onlee tryin tu halp de economee….ai bouts frum him
Akshully xcellent brownies
Bongalishus brownies
Catnip brownies
Devlishly gud brownies
Extra strong brownies
F…..
Faburit flavur brownies
Good for yur soul brownies
Hellubagood brownies
In da sebenties I wudda been stronger brownies
J…
Jamakah brownees
Kona coast brownees
Lallapalooza brownies
Mendicino brownies
Napa county brownies
Oh, yeah, dem’s da gud brownees
P…..
Paranoia-inducing brownies
Quik-acting brownies
Rasta brownies
Somolian brownies
T
Tangerine Brownies
Uncola brownies
Velvety brownies
W…
Wacky brownies
X-tra sumfing brownies
Yew shud nawt buy me frum strange kittehs on da street brownies
Zen-state yew will attayn, atain, um, get to brownies!
o come on.. someones gottta say it…
ok fine.
pawt brownies!
(JK all u underage or um, less flower child peepz)
*kk4 hums tu salf, innocently pawt plants awn porch*….
kk4, nawt dat ai nose wut kind of luvly plants dose are, but purrhaps yew shudn’t leaf them on deh porch? **hides back under bed*** Ohai Romeow!
*ai nawt gunna sai it* *hums tu self, puts Doors on sterio, hum hum hum,*
Ohai Leeza-b! No wun here is underage, are dey?
Yew bery mush luk lyk anudder nu frend ov myne, who iz a gurl and a skwirll. Yew nose her?
Ohai, parrothead. Yes, leeza-b is awlso teh skwrrrl gurl! Her naym wuz leeza-b furst, but then she changified it bekawz WP gayv her fits. (It happins to awl uv us evenchuly.)
Ment to klarify: “It happens to awl uv us” – WP givving us fits, nawt peepuls changifying into a skwirrl!
I mahself am nawt a skwirrl. In spyte uf mah tabby avatar, I am an orinj kitteh!
Iz confusin tu da braine cells…tuk meh a while tu figger it out…*hums tu self, lissens tu Bob Dylan…yesh, de anser mai frend, is blowin in da wind*
now gremlin.. r u SHURE u hasn’t be a skwirrl?
Tehy are so full of win.. and so r u!
*raizes eyebrow*
and parrothead, yes, there r some comminters that r in ohai skool.. and prolly millyuns of lurkers too!
*suddenlee wonders if innertube comminting and lead to chargez of contribooting to delikwincees of miners*
Ooooh, miners! Wif dere big, brawny arms and powerful boddieez and bravery to go into teh mines. We can addz miners to awr list ov mens, leeza-b?
Ai sekkund dat emotion!!!
Yew kin haz mah shaer uv miners if ai kin haz yer shaer uv fyremenz, liefgards, an hunks (oh mai).
Aww… ai missed da kittehs… *BIG sad-woofeh fayce* Ai guess den dey won get da cheezburgers dat ai browted! =P
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Ohai dere Kerrykatz! *Has a happy nao* Is berry berry cowld up heer. And ai has tew walks trew it fur part ob da dai. But is nawt sew bad indoors. ^-^ An aifink dat be a gewd aidea! Cowld is relative fur eberywon! =P
Oh hai, D.Fleetpaw, you scandulus woolfie yu!! How yu doing dis fine day? Is jest nao gettin colder here in sandiego, ai gawt swetter on an wooly soks todai. Ai frum colder climate, jes heer cuz ai married husbin who libs here…no seasons, no leevs dat change culler an fawl off da trees…dis December! Iz weird tu see palm trees an green dis time ub yeer.
Ai is dooin gewd! A littlol nawt happeh becawse ob da studeeing tyme, but ai is dooing gewd!
Ai can imayguns is weerd tew sees it. We has no moar leebs at awl heer. an is gettin chilleh owt dere. Is supposed tew drawp below freezin awn Caturday, aifink. X_x; Ai dun lyke freezin mai tayle awf!
Yikes!!! Ai libbed in Colorado wer it was 40 below…its a hole new wurld! Stays da warm!! Iz yu bak east, ur way up norf? Ai nawt used tu dat kinda cold since ai libbed in CO. Nawt fur da faynt ub hart!!
Bak east, AN up norf. ^-^ Da “norf-east” if yew will. =P
Canadia lykes tew attacks us wif lawts ob cowld air. ^-^ In abowt a week oar sew we will gets da furst ob da reel snow.
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Ai awlreddeh dun lyke da 20-minnit walk acrows campus! But da snow maykes it jes “pleh!” …ob coarse, is awlsew booteeful, tew, sew is nawt too bad. ^-^
Cud yew pleez tew eggsplane why a vegematarian puppeh haz cheezburgers? **Luks suspishuzly at goggie** **Wunderz why Romeow iz still under bed***
*ponders qwestshun* Um…well…Hay, DF!!! Iz yu hab cheezburgers fur gifts, or is der moar sinister pourpis heer? *hides unner bed wif parrothead, eats more brownies, gits more paranoid* *shivers*
Dey is gifts! Ai has mai own veg-ur-a-bull burgurs, *hands owt da cheezburgurs an om nom nom nom nomms mai veggeh burgurs*
*kk4 skampers up* Mmmm, aifotso dat dey wuz gifts…Oh, dat nise dat yu puts xtra piklols on der…mmmm. *takes xtra cheezburger, noes dat iz cool wif DF, scampers away*
*kk4 skampers bak fur xtra mustard* Killer!!
Hehe nope, eben Cheezburgurs is not noms fur me. ^-^
*chomps awn an applol*
Eben doh ai nose dat most kittehs luff dem.
Dat bedder, aifotso!! *noms cheezburger, tosses DF grannysmith applol dat hur nawt eeets* *nomnomnomnom* Wurld pees, we haz it.
*Noms da applol owt ob da air an smylols* Nom! ^-^ Agreed! We has it, aifinksew!
Din Fleetpaw! Din Fleetpaw! Heeeeeerrrrreee Din Fleetpaw!! **wisulls a toon** Hm, wear dat goggie go now?
O Hai O Mai peepee frenz!!!! Dis b deh Cheezeepeepz Map update.
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Wii haz 322 peepz in awl on deh mapz….sew mennee dat Yvi and Zee-zee had tu spend deh nite awl bi demsilvez on paige 2. But now deh b bak wif evvreewun else…..
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Deh fokez in O Hai O now b a fishul Kololonee!!!
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If u izn’t on deh map, u shud b!! sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn saying
hoo u b adn wair u b. Ezzee peeezzee!! I will putting a lubblee liddlol marker on deh map wif ur name on it. Dehre b ruum fur a commint, tu, so u kin saying Oh Hai tu fokez oar telling dem sumfing bowt u adn ur kittehz. Wunst i b dun, I sending u deh emayo sew yew kin run over and lukking at ursef!!
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deh main map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=8.500816,144.333616&spn=178.628807,360&z=0
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fur strukshunz on how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst go tu
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz
Fank y00 cmj fur awl yer hard werk! Teh map iz teh most interestinmous.
peepee frenz? Ai has a puzzloled.
*skritchez hed*
*gigglols* aifinks nawt want dem kind ub frenz!! *offers lacy parasol tu 4.5k*
Oh deer…..Dat wuz nawt deh way i menting it…. LOL…. It b deh diminutive uv “peepz” …. u noez like Tom, Tommee…..oh dots…..
*gigglols*
oh noes..cannot..rezist…(oo dots) *splort*
o no!! a splort!! ai will fly fur help!
Oh, mai gudness…ai tries tu halp wif da splort!!!
Runs tu timeless, scoopy branes off da floor
Spritz timeless branes wif vanilla scented watter
Pat pat branes and put dem bak in head
Wrap timeless branes in hed cavity wif pink dukee tape wif cute pikshurs on it
Put 50’s style bathin cap wif flowers on it ober hed
Wrap timeless in floofy cheezmap blankee w/poi
Gib timeless chokklit martooni
Gib timeless chokklit possums w/caramel inside dem
Pleez, sit in chare an nawt luk at cute kitteh til splort is contained…
Um…splort teem, dis is gud, yesh?
Dat wuz eggsalad, KK4! Dere iz nawt rillee a “splort teem,” tho they duz sumtiemz spontayneeuslee forming wen dere iz mass splortingz. Otter den mass splortayshun insidintz, ennywun dat feelz cumfurtabul halping kin/shud halp.
Fanks yu, NS! Ai noes nawt offishul teem, but ai nawt members how sumtimes, is nawt gud tu let splort tu goes fur too long unnatended! You noes, da branz dries up on da floor, den yu put dem bak an if wate tu lawng, aifinks zombees in cheezland!! We finally haz a littlol cold wedder here in sandiego, fank CC, we hadz sum rain obber fanksgibbing. Ai went up tu SanLuisObispo tu see mai bebbeh son (21) an grandson hoo iz just turned one. Ooooh, he such cutest bebbeh!
*yells loudlee* TIMELESS, IS YU STILL WIF US? IS YU OKAI???
Fankies KK4! I feels bedder nao.
*noms on martooni and chocolate aminals* ( Pssst…Ai had tu step out for a bit. sorri tu be worrying you)
Mommmaaaaayyyy!!!
I NEED A ADULT!
Hellup hellup!! Dere is a splort and ai do nawt remember wut to do!!! 2 nu, dat’s me!
Oh noes, parrothead, duz yu hab a splort?? Tell meh an ai kin halp yu wif it…stagger ober tu compooter tu tell meh. Trieys nawt tu step awn branes.
Iz nawt me, my brayne iz happee! Iz Timeless! Ai dunno wear the CHRG’s are kept!
Odeer, dey are all lisnin to Bob Dylan and nommin. OK, I fink we furs sweep up da braynes, den cleen dem off wif, um, awl I hab is tonic water, and it has gin in it! Hope dat is ok. OK, braynes are cleen. Putz back in head. Iz dis wear de ducky tape comez in? Aifinkso. Wear to find a CHRG? Hellup!!! Hang on dere. timeless. Here is a floofey kitteh to hug, (Ican’t find a blankie). OK, now we needz choklit. Onlee brownies here. You do NAWT wantz. Here’s sum hot choklit, dat will hab to dew. We will add sum Godiva Liquer to it and call it eben. Phew! U ok?
Ai tri tu rescu timeless frum da splort, is onlee mai nawt third one…ai hope dat timeless is safe til da troops are heer. Aifinks ai did it rite doh….between yu an meh, aifinks dat timeless beh okay…we check wif timeless tu beh shur.
Timeless! Timeless!! Speek tew us!
Fanks fur da help, kk4! Now I needz anudder brownie!
*sneeks brownee tu parrothead* *plops in chare on front porch, klinkee glasses wif parrothead, noms brownies, cranks up sterio* Well, we did awl weh culd, yesh?
*noms brownie, klinkee glasses wif kerrykatz4, hed bobz tew beet frum sterio*
Aifinkso, we did! *refills glasses* *klinkee glasses agin*
Iz teh splort teem awf-doody oar wut?
*luks thru hazy eyes at parrothead* Awl iz well, aifinkso!! *puts awn Joe Cocker* Life, iz sweet nao, aifinkso!!
*wunderz if can make it to home* AI godda bee goin tew home nao kk4. We mebbeh do dis agin tumawrow. Hab a gud nyte, and put dose plantz back insyde!
Obao awl my cheezpeeps frenz.
Wait, I lub dis song!
Hab gud nite, parrothead!! *calls hunky YNG tu escort parrothead home, wraps brownee in foil fur da ride home* Sees yu tumorrow!!!
Fankies to yu too parrothead! Yu was teh nawt second to notice mah troubles. *noms on more chocolate stuffs* You didz a wondermous job! I owes you mah life…er or at least my brains. =P
O hai dood! O yeah, wut’s happnin dood? Huh? ~~~@@^%~~~ whee! whoo! Gud stuffz dood!….bloopblooopbloooooop!
Doood, dats gnarly!!!
Grayte stuffz dood! Hao r u dood? Gnarlybarly dood. dood! dood? doooooood. O dood!
Doood, ai gawt noe tude!! Dooooood, wassup?
Finks iz abowt tiem to goes hoem………aifinkso! Ai doin OK dood. Gotta goes eets sum weeties. O dood! Brings bak mamries! Nawt dat ai did ennyfing nao mind u! But dose r sum old mamries! Cheech and Chong!
hee hee, da kidz gunna get itz! de sneaky kitteh! i tink de kitteh iz qute thouh!
Iz cold heer. Dere wuz a liddlol snow todai but nuffin eggsciting. Tiem to go curl up inna mai floofee blankee and curl up wif mai kittehs. Gettin slllleeeeppeee…..o mai….tayke meh hoem! Dribe meh hoem, Jeeves. Nite Nitey! ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz…..
Teh lil’ nipperz are nevur sayfe frum ‘nip pushurz.
Is “Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents” refrens?
omg!!!!!!!!! lol that looks like ma kitteh!!!!!!!!!!! aww lol her name is keiko
What kind of pussycat is this? I want one!!!