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Everybuddy loves ramen!
if by ‘loves’ u mean, ‘will never eet again because I eeted so much in collej I thot I wud turn in2 a noodle’, well then yes, we du.
oops… too late.. ize alreddy a noodle… an still has four muntsh left until gradyooashun.
No, I tink ur newdle is awn backwardz.
Newdle menin deh craneumz
And eveybody lubs Raymon. Can we canoodle them noodles? Oh, an we’re awl purty dernt fond of you too.
I dun get et
(Everybody Lubs Raymon[d] iz a teebee show)
teevee reference, sho calld ebberywun luv raimon. Ai no watch tv tho. ai neds a splaination, too…
Az a kollidj stewdint, I agrie!
Conga ratz awn leeding the macramai LCB.
haz teh Goldschlager fur drinksees? It has teh shinees innit.
Wif cherry pi wif wippee creems fur noms. (is still warms frum teh oven)
*dresses in sheet*
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
O Mai. Yer abatar iz … um … certainly festiv nao!
Yeah, I was gonna hang lites all around teh border of my avatar but u knoes how it is when they gets all tangloled up!
Oh, and I is teh fine, BTW. Nobuddy has to worries about I can’t see or cant eat or cant’ plant smooches on YNGs when misseltoe is over my hed.
*crashes into lolmas tree*
Hmmmm. Wif awl deh brite sparklee litez in hur fais, LCB cant b seeing peepz shinee prezzintz adn taking dem owt tu seeing how dey lukz in deh lite. Sum uv us wud thinkk dat b a gud thing. Yessir.
Ai fought ew was putting curlols in ewr hairs liek tu bees blo eye shado ladee frum lass fread!
Ai resemble dat thred!! *still yellin at kids tu git awf mai lawn*
iz dis teh kynd uv partee taht u doan wer ennytink unner neeth?
That is up to u. But if u doesn’t ware anything under ur toga, Maus will be teh dissapointed when he drives up in teh double-wide debriefing chariot.
*addz lolcatburglar to festive list*
U like?
Not “too bizzy”?
Ai find it to bee teh verreee HITE ov fashon!!
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hite… lite…. same same, rite?
Certainlee cloase enuf!!! Site iz a mite tite tonite! Wich maeks no cents – but duz rime nicelee!
An heer in teh noo updayted jollee list ov festivlee drisst Peepl ov Cheezland!
Ai’m hopeing to encourage ebreewun to joyne in! Ebreewun drisst up so prettilee adds to teh ambience fur shur!!
Annipuss
Audra27
bluesfan473
booklion
gremlin
Hugh_G_Manatee
Jamamakitty
JCH4K
kafleen
Karen
leeza-b
lolcatburglar
Lunamommy
Midnightsdeer
nightshayde
Phillipe d’Beaker
Romeow
Sweetpea
tessm
Upfi
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If ai hav left enewun out, pleez let me knoe.
me 2. ai jus arryeved.
kk4 want’s festive abitar, but haz compooter slowness as it is, sew hur nawt wants tu go der wif da wordpress….but kk4 has imaginary santa hat on hur generic magenta qwilt…*kk4 has a jellis, but nawt complaines*
be teh saem, they jus mite…
butt tehy culd giv u a frite
speshually if r rapped 2 tite…
LOL!! Noted!! An yoo luk MAHvelous!!!
y, tank u veri muchlee. eye do haev 2 sai ai am admiring ur hat
Hay, Janet! I has a sprize 4 u!
Go to: kthxbuy.com/ichcxmas.html
Wai, LCB, I dew bleev u haz fownd deh krissmuss dekker ayshunz!!
ohh, I can onle see in teh WTB rite now!
It luks very nise. Kind ov Dickens-ish ghostee of krissmuss-past luk
Shud we sing krissmuss carols for LCB?
How bowt:
Away in a Mangé?
Bobby Got a Sleigh and All I Got Wuz Coal
Carolol of teh Belgian Waffuls
D….
Deck teh Hawlz
E….
Every Littul Bell Seems to Wisper Noel….
Foom Foom Foom! (dont know wut that means but just liek teh sound!)
Give ur Santy a Hug, (But Watch teh Bubblol Gum, Kid)
Hark, deh Herald Angel, Singz
I Wanna Hippopolotumuz fur Krizzmuzz
Jinglol Bellz
K……..
Kriss mas is coming
Luk Out (granny gotted runned ober bai a reindeers)
M…
Manger, Away in (German toon)
abcdefghijkmnop
Over the River (Christmas vershun)
Peanuts roasting on an Open Fire
Q
Rudolf teh Red noesed Rayndeeer
Silent nite
T…
eye am findeng it kinduh funneh tath u tieped owt teh letterz ov teh alfabit adn den fourgot teh N. ;snerk;
maibe wan uv ur tendrils iz 2 blaem, sweatpea.
um, ifinkso i inkuded teh “N”. i left out teh “L” . on purpus. can you guess why?
n e body get it?
Yep, but ai nawt want to spoilz teh fun for eberyone else.
*passes over tastee bulb fr WR Rat to nubbul*
whoopsie, sry mj, ai postedid at teh same tyme. ai’l try again.
kristmas time, (othrwise known as teh charlee brown song)
little tawn of bethleehm
mary had a lttl lam…(oh wait, dat wuns nawt bout christms…)
n…
noel
o cristmas tree
p…
Partridge inthe Kittheh’s belly
Qarol o da Bells
Rudof
Silent Nite
T…
Twelfe dais ob Krissmas
U…..
Tannenbaum, O
Up On Deh Howsetop
V………..
Venite adoremus
Wassailing, Hear we Go a
X ing Santa Claus, i saw Mommy
Y…
Yinglol Bellz
Zhe Twleb Daze uv Krizzmizz
Y is Rudolfs Nose So Red?
Ze Littul Drumstik Boy
Rudolf lieks teh rum punch too much.
‘heer whut ai heer?
i-manuel (fur teh mac users)
joy tu teh wrld!
k…
Krissmiss Tree, O
Lil Drummer Boi
Merry Gentlemenz, God Rest You
Noel, Deh Nawt-Sekkund
O………
Once in Royal David’s City
Prince of Peace, WonderfulCounselorAlmightyGodtheEvrlstingFthr, The
Qings of Orient Are, Wee Three
R…
well, it split da Prince of Peas wun. dat’s weerd
Aw, mom! Split Prince of Peas soup AGAIN?
oh I was SEW off on ur abatar!
ghostie of krissmus past.. *snerk*
ai iz reddy foar skool!
Doan furget teh cheezburgers!!
ai eets them all … oh, wait, 2 outa 3…
wut, no choklit??
Call teh RA!!
Teh RA? Whare did u goes to skool, Teh University of Ancient Egypt?
well, we never saw teh sun, it was teh only way to get any vitamans D.
amen to dat…
chocklit shud be awn every collij stoodent’z shoppin list.
an every perfessors hed shud be awn teh choppin list… final projeckts… ai hate them.
iz dat wher u lern bout teh piramyd skeems?
AN PENCILS ! AN DA CREDIT KARD !
oooooo. Sparkeysmom!!! U maded it in2 deh ty!!! Off u goez tu deh
Ty boot EEEk! Adn u won’t eben needing deh kredit kard!!!! I heer dey b habbing lotz a kitteh ornamintz adn kitteh krissmiss litez and kitteeh bannerz adn kitteh angelz fur deh topz uv dhe treez adn kitteh joolreez adn, well, u noez…….
an rockin rowl, aifinkso!
Aiiiii wanna rokk in rowowl awl nite
An partee eb er ee day!!!!
ifn yu do dat, yu isnawt gonna pass yur finals…
Mai kittyboocat has teh wittle mitten ana whitey ascott, but dis kitteh luk laik her muchness, oh yez!
congaratz on furthist frum lastist LCB! What tune iz yu danse tu?
Well, there is my old college alma mater, which has a nice beat but is kinda hard to dance to.
Plz tu not beeting ur mater, eben if her name b Alma.
Is ok ifn I dance wif her?
Soitin lee!!!
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Dansin, dansin, dans deh nite away!!!
in her frenzied, uninhibited dancing cweenmj accidentally, and unknowingly, skwishes Missle Toes and releases the mildlymaddeningmistletoemist which causes HRH to suddenly schmoo/smack/ kiss everyone in sight.
nawt agen!
tee hee!! *kk4 hides in corner*
Whoa. I’m eating Ramen in my dorm right now and looking at lolcats.
Wut a gud stoont yu must be. yu noze haow tu fede yurslef rite.
Mah liddul gurl haz awlreddee rekwested ramen fur hur dinnur — aiz nawt eben hoam frum werk yet!
dont forgit teh ‘prokrastinatin homewerk’ part…
Dunt forgetz de Beenz too…
Singing:
O lord, won’t u buy me some Heinz Bake-y Beenz
My frenz all eet Bush’s, I ain’t got teh meanz…
Whoooo hoooo!! Janis Joplin ref!! FTW!!!!!11!
J.Joplin…Turlol Bloos…
Ai a meen, meen woman
Aint dun no man no gud
Ai meen meen woman
Aint dun no man noe gud
Ai jes treets em like ai wants tu
Ai nawt treets dem like ai shuld…
suffa teh RAmein & stay in school, appleye yerseff oar yule endz-up hear wiff yer langwidtch all borked & learnig new frazes like dis kitteh:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/22/funny-pictures-u-want-friez-wit-dat
Hmmm….ebben widowt teh ramen & pizza, iz okaiz…..otthur fud cans bee foawndeded….
but dere nawt anneting tew replayce kitteh!
NOOOOO!!!!!! Nawt teh Ramen!
I gotted sew burnded owt awn dem in colledj.
Dem adn teh kraft macroni & cheese. mixed wif waddur or beer cause we awlways outta milks.
Ew. WRr.
I tryin nawt tew frow up. Doan need no moar imidjs lyk dat wun.
Whoo-hoo! Look at Mr. Fancy, eeting that gourmay Kraft mac&cheez. Some of us hadda be teh ahppy wif 3-fer-a-dollar store brand mac&cheez.
Onlee when it was on sale 10 for dollar
Nao dat’s whut da boi fren is fur – takin yu out for noms. Didn’t anee one tell yu dis? Ob coarse dey wuz good fur otter fings, tu…..
Ai was teh boi fren. had to nom teh ramen and macs to afford teh daet.
Wen ai wuz single mom wif mai son, we libbed on topramen. Topramen soup, topramen stirfried, topramen dry wif da season stuff sprinkle awn it….oy vey, so much topramen!! Dat an pancakes!!
U wants me to tell you abowt my borked days?
Well, my huzbin wuz divorsin me, sew I had 2 gets peepul 2 halp me moov (nawt afford moovers), rent storij spayse 2 put moast of my stuff in, moov in2 my parints howse, dribe 15 yeer old car…..
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….oh wate a minnit….
Iz awl gud, wen awl sed an dun, rhsb. Ai lef ex husbin wif mai three kids, wen he wuz at wurk, ai pak awl ar stuff in trash bags moob to california frum colorado in bery old car dat we sleeps in fur 4 days. Ai stay at battered wimmen shelter wif mai kids, ai scared tu tell mai mom ware ai wuz, cuz aifot he wuld follow us…den mai mom tuuk us in wen ai told her ai wuz in da state. Nao ai hab bedder life.
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u, too red.
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And wif that I iz hedded to bed.
Glad u is in a gud place not kk4,
and u mite be there too, sooner than u think, rhsb!
*schmoos*
sheesh.
not = now
u can tell I needs sleep!
Fanks, Leeza.
Nite nite, leeza-b! {{leeza-b}} awl iz gud now wif meh an mai kids iz okay tu. Sumtimes life iz hard. *tuks leeza-b tu bed wif floofy qwilt an warm floofy soks, gibs hur hot chokklit* schmoo!!
I keep tellin myself “Iz gotta get beddur” but I’m impayshunt. Redde foar it 2 get beddur YESTERDAY!
I jes sew egg-sawstid, in awl senses ov werd.
**closes eies tew tayk mentul vakayshun – sun, warm temps, on a bote wif a ypng (yung, parshully-nekkid guy), saylin toward a kwiet island, no fones, no werk, no wurries….**
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} fings will git bedder, ai promise yu! nawt lose hope, nawt let it brake yur spirit!! *scoops up rhsb, whisk hur off tu sandiego an puts hur awn sailboat wif burly crew*
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Yu be da berri strong smarticle whoa man to do dat. I haz a proud of yu.
Fanks, Hissy. We is stronger den we fink we is…wuz da bestest fing ai ebber did, ebben do was scary tu du!! Hab we tawlkd before? If nawt, oh hai, Hissy!!
An rhsb, keep yur chin up, we suthern gurls kin pull arselbs up bai da bootstraps! Nawt lose hope!!!
ai need to find me wun uv those… mai frigd is luukin emptee agen… an otter fings sownds nise too…
nao, normalee, ai wud jump een heer wid a commint…….but ai gets teh idea dat dat wud /nawt/ bee a gud idea……….
whoa ! ai maked it inna da ty-fur-da-nawt-sekond ! whippee, skippee!
naow- ok, awl yoos guize, howdewaigetz da wittle santy hat ? mi widdle gurl kitty abatar needz dis beri mush, aifinkso ! halp !
(scampurrs off tew da ty-boo-teek mumbling “gotta get mi da kitty crixmess lites”)
Oh hai, sparkysmom!! How dat kitteh beh nao? Hur in da haus and snuggled in yet?
I finkso, Lunarmommy b helping peepz git deh pritty santy hatz. mebbee asking hur nise adn shee halp u, tu!!!
I can halp u but it would has to be in teh next hour or so. I doesn’t has access to teh magic hat-making tools during teh daytime.
LCB, kin yu see thru all dem lites?
Whut?
kk4 hides shiny bracelet jes in case LCB has littlol eyespace….
*ties back eyeball-covering blubs wif a little tinslol*
I sawr whut u did there.
Hay, ware mai shiny bracelet go? *hmmm, ai noes ai hided it*
*runs qwiklee after small kitteh wif twinklee lites on hed*
Oh, u can also try either pikipimp.com or fundraw.com. Both let u upload a pic, add a hat or beerd or antlers or all of teh above then u can save ur pic then upload it to ur WordPress profile.
pikipimp.com is teh sooper-easy.
hi sparkysmom! a putted a santy hat on yor kitteh! iz in teh “pics” on my profile.
can also get santa hats at fundraw.com (thats wher i gotteh teh hat clipart) an at pikipimp.com
Donut to forgettin Mac & Cheez … an beer. An mebbe sum beer.
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Did ai menshun teh beer?
beer is gud. ai had a beer rrrlier. wuz a kilians. mmmmm
Dere wuz boyz ai noed at collij dat wud eeting cereyul wif beer onnit in ten moarnin aftur a partee. Dey sed it halped wif teh hangoberz. Ai thot it jus luuked teh disgusting. Likwid bred — dey lurved it.
Ewww…leeb it tu da boiyz!
Boyz iz teh silleh. Sumtiemz dat iz cumbineded wif teh stoopy. Iz nawt teh gud combinayshun. Silleh by itself tho kin be lawts uv fun.
omcc hawo nastee!
omgz. iz sooo truez. teh ramenz and teh lolzkittehz makes mai daiz.
Im in ur boks
Eetin ur fuds
07/18/2005? sowndiff furrmillliurr….
Ai noes wai now! Iz da dai teh pikshurr waz takeeeeeeeeeed!
Yoo R the silleh! Ai likes it!
Frenz, plz 2 be sayin sum purrayers foar me. I iz tryin 2 install a wyreliss rowter an iz taken me elebenty tryes, plus I losted teh innertoobs foar ober 2 howers!
Fanks CC I gotted rekonnecktid, but still nawt has rowter installed yet.
Wish me luck!
Ai iz sprinlkin wholey wadder in yur direckshun! Mr Hissy took a full dai to do dat – nad him has da masters in compyooters. Yu iz brave!
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I wishez u pay shuntz. Lotz and lotza pay shuntz.
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I hopez u haz awl deh partz adn awl deh destruchshunz.
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Adn payshuntz.
An beer?
Adn….
Aperiteefz
Brandy
Cordjulz
D…….
Dramboo-yah!
Elderberrie winez
Fifth of tokillya
Gran marnier
Horje cuervo
Ice tee, long island
Jose cuervo
K….
Brave oar stoopy, nawt shure witch wun!
Desperation is teh better part of valor.
Aifink ai shall haz teh trayned purrrrfeshunul do dat at mah howse. If ai try & fail ober an ober, ai will haz a frustrayted & mebbe a crying. If mah huzbin tries & fails ober an ober, himz will haz a frustrayted & sumfin inanimate will get borked.
Sumfin inanimate mite get borked arown heer bfoar I am dun.
Gud fing teh folks nawt hoem rite nao. Tehre eers wut NAWT be happy.
Yesh, I has teh red-hed tempur. Why u axk?
Itz nawt teh cursin iffin nobuddy heerin it, rhsb.
Rebildin transmisshun mite be easyur, aifinkso!
*hides axks frum rhsb*
Hay! Gimme dat bak! I gonna need it inna Springtiem.
Gawt a daet wif teh Ex? (insert ebil winkee debil smiley heer)
Nope, pawsibull cheezmeet. **winkee winkee**
*holds akx fur ransom*
Nope. Himz pozed 2 be respondin 2 my cownter offur by Mundae.
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Pawsibull cheezmeet inna SPringtiem. An u KNO dat eberywun u meet onna innertoobs iz axe murderererers, sew I gotta taek my axk wif me!
*sighs* Okay, yu kin hab it bak, but if mai ex shows up, ai gunna need it pronto!! *makes rhsb pinky sware, hands it bak*
ai will!
wut duz yoo has poroblums wid? ai mite bee abul tew halp….
Okay, DK. Here’s wat I got.
Teh rowter is hooked up an configgered and awl.
Wat do I need to do wif teh puter datz upstayres?
wif otthur compyootur uppystayurs, yoo wud need othur ethurnet caybul. Plug teh caybul intew teh bak ob teh rowturr, den taek othur end, and plug eet intew teh othur compyootur….
ai hopes dat dat wurks….ai’z gunna bee bak in abawt 30 mins…..gawts tew plai teh piano…
Ackshulle, teh upstayrs computer iz teh wun I want 2 run onna wyreless. Downstayrs wun iz hooked 2 onlee innertoob conneckshun inna howse an rowter iz hooked up tew it.
Frow it owt deh winder??
Nawt wanna frow it owt! Iz mien!
I tryin tew run it usin wyreless rowter sew I nawt hasta uze mahm’s puter.
Kikee it wif steel toe boots?
Nawt tew be hurtin my ‘pyooter!
Iz owld an iz “frankenstein” pyooter, but iz awl I gots. I wud lubs 2 has lappytop, but I wuz borned byootiful insted of rich.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
has u tried craigslist?
U can find all kinds of cheep stuffs there..and teh peeple who can affords to upgrade, mite want to sell teher old stuffs at a gud price.. and u knows, teh tecky geeky guys is always having to has teh next big thing, even if their old stuffs is not really old.
I nawt luuked seriouslee yet. Gots tew git uthur stuff tuuk care ov nawt-sekkund.
never hurts to luk…
I gotted a circulolar saw last year for $10.
Foar urself?
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**pikshurs skwirlol carryin circulolar saw**
**pixorz skwirrl sawing deh lim bez off
** deh treez, den harvisting awl deh nutz
**frum dem on deh grownd.
I nebber foargetted wen I learned wut a wyreless rowter wuz.
I wuz wif teh huzbin at teh Offis Depot. Wii runned intew a fren ov his, who sed, “Luuk I gots rowter”.
Well, it kinda surpryzed me at nawt-sekkund, cuz my dad iz a wood-worker an I thot u cud onlee buy rowters at teh Lowe’s!
I think dey du fingz like dat just tu kunfuzing us. Yup, I dew.
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Giving fingz deh same namez as sumfing elz, i meenz. After awl, dey kud hab just kawlinged it wut it iz… a kunekter upper. Rowter sowndz like a dawgz name, enneehow…..oh, luk….dotz…………………
Eye rememba doze dayz….but thot waz not az bad az da wun weenter een my furst aparmynt wheen ayl aye hed to eet wuz raman end popkern.
Wait, whut? U lived in my first partment too? It was so small, whare u was hiding?
Mebbe yew had teh lites on yer hed & jus kuddint seein him?
*tries to hedbat NS but ends up just making doggy-paddle motions in teh air*
Ai kud still live on ramen & popcorn fur a day or two atta tiem. Den ai wud has to haz a salad oar sum veggies uv sum kind.
U means like getting green peppers on ur pizza?
*shudder*
Ai disPIZEZ teh green peppers. Pleh pleh pleh pleh PLEH. But fanks fur askin. Gud concept – rong veggie. Yew kin haz mai green peppers. Nao pineapplol on teh pizza wud be a gud way uv getting froot.
Ok, deal. U can has my pineapplols and I’ll has ur green peppers.
Now: Teh portant question is this. Whut about anchovys?
ew ew ew
anchovies = kitteh fud
but duz anyone want to trade tehri blak lolives for my crust?
Ai’ll take teh crust, but ai want to keep mai olibs.
Heer, yoo can has teh little white plastic thingie taht keeps teh lid off teh pizza.
back baconz, pineapplol, and halepenos maeks teh bestest peetsa. wif extra cheeze ob course
Ai haz uh soon tu bee collidge student. Herz is tri-ng tu sayve munnies for collidge. Ai sugjestid tu her mebbeh sum cheezpeeps mite pay to rent her four a few daze, or minits, or seccunds if dat iz awl yu kin stand. Hab yu forgotted eberee fing yu new? No wurriez, dis kid nose EBEREEFING. Wud yu lyke to sea how it feelz tu bee an ATM munnie machine? She can fix yu ryte up. Dew yu haz a car yu neber want to sea agin until it needz da gas? Dis is ur gurl! Dew yu need sum xersize pic-in up aftar sumwun? Dis kid iz teh champeeun messee makur. If enneee intarist, contackt me. Pleez.
/runzverryfastdehuzzerway
*crickets chirping* LOLZ!!
Ai haz 2 goggies. nawt need a gurl teenager.
Ai had two girls, one boy. I’d radder hab triplet boys den one teenage gurl!!
two teenayjer gurls? Ur still alive hao?
Ai alive, but ai nawt well….:)
Two! ai had wun year wiv five – four dorters an a neece. Wuzzn’t 2 bad 4 me – but hubby had SIX PMT wimmen to cope wiv! Dey is orl growd up naow an mostly senssibul – dey growz aout of teens ventewly!
They sez that teh 2 worstest yeers in a woman’s life are teh year she is thirteen and teh yeer her daughter is thirteen.
Uh-oh. Ai haz 8 1/2 yeerz until teh sekkund worstest yeer uv mah lief.
Yew mite hab a liddle longur, my sekkund wurtest did nawt start intil she wuz arownd 16 1/2. Butt she awlso wuz gud at tew and terriblol at three. Layte blumer?
Mine grown nao…oldest 32, next gurl 24…wuz like war zone fur meh. Boy is jest 21. He mai bebbeh, altho he cage fighter an worees meh tu def. He jes want tu eets, watch tv, eets, watch tv. We wuld watch wrasslin tugedder…ai wuld turn awf da lites wen undertaker comes on wrasslin….no hormones, no attitude…ah, boys, dey da bestest!!!
Nawt worrees, nightshayde! Sumtimes yu jest git a pistol ub a gurl!! Yu mite be lukee mommy!
Sheez bin full uv win & awsum moastlee awl teh tiem so far.
*knocks wood wif a sens uv urjensee*
Ai chooz to thinkin sheez gunna be perfekt – jus liek ai wuz!
my frend hoo raized 4 sons (yungest iz 17) an wun dawter sez taht boyz are eezier wen tehy are teenajers. i haz wun teenage boi (19) an a soon-to-be teenaje boi (12). if gurls are harder, i dont know wut i’d do if i had wun!!
Did ai menshun, da attatoode (ooo da attatoode, da hugh hugh attatoode) – her haz it?
Mai gurls nawt onlee hated eechudder, but hated meh as well! Da slammin doors, da hormones..der hands awn der hips tellin meh wats up…CC be wif yu, parrothead!!! *drags parrothead off intu soundproof room wif hot bubblol baf an martooni*
ooo fank yew fank yew fank yew fank yew fank yew kk4. more martooni pleez? Kin I relacks in here wyle wunda-ring wear she iz wif my car, an do-wing wut? Duz dis eber go away?
*kk4 throws car keys in bubblol baf, pours nudder martooni fur parrothead. kk4 runs interference wif dotter so parrothead kin relax fur a while* I gawts ebbryfing unner control…*kk4 runs to shreeeeeeeking teenage gurl, pats hur an tells hur dat fings ar gud, tells hur dat if hur cleens hur room, mebbe we kin find da car keys*
Um, hay guise? I is feeling a little lite-hedded. Please halp?
*snerk* Awl dose lites luk preddy heavee tu me.
Awl da bedder tu see yu wif, mai deer!! *whispers* turn lites awf wen yu takes shiny objekts frum peeps!!
heh…ai getz eet…../lite/-hedded…….
lol
um.. I wud suggest a CHRG, but I’m not shure that wud be a gud idea over teh elecktronics…
wot shud we do if u splort??
does u have a users manual?
I guess I can’t warsh my hairs until Twelfth Nite!
Enee ov dem? Pee Yew! (shud be node-id dis duz nawt meen teh sayme as yew pee)
maybee u cud dry cleen them?
just wach owt fore spiders bilding nests amung the lites…
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*unplugs LCB’s lights, shuts off awl the breakers*
izzat beddur? Haow U liek teh new addishun 2 ur haws? Wuz wurf $600 bazillion?
O noes!1!! Teh lites is still lited from teh statick electricities.
*hands LCB a static discharge wand*
Use dis. Nawt halps wif teh lites, but U has lotsa fun wif teh minyuns.
Is dis liek cattlol prod? *runs away qwiklee, leebs shiny object on floor to distract LCB*
Almaost. It maeks teh sparklee when U uze it. Sumtiems teh fyremans and lienmans fur teh countee comes lookee fur U.
I’m finking a litening rod mite be in order here.
*takes TV antenna*
*attachez to teh bak of LCB’s hed wif duk tapes*
*telescopes it to full length*
How is that?
I fink u mite be able tu rechrg ur batteries 2!
I is starting to rember why I does not put up Lolmas decorations.
Dont worry, iitz teh not-stikky duck tapes.
Liek teh magic band ades. It wont hurt ur hares.
Oh, well. That’s vry diffrent. Nevermind.
LCB haz wabbitz???? Under deh krissmiss litez??????
apparentlee… she has everything elss hidden awn her purrsun.
College wud notz be compleat wifout mah Lolcatz!
Ok Ai haz a stoopee, how duz yew getz pikshurs frum weirdpretzel ontu ICHC? Iz eet eben possibul? How duz yew get sed pikshurr az abatar? Ai haz a major lost!
Oh hai, plasticat!!! I think mai helperz kin helping u.
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cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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it b habbing info bowt deh avatarz.
thank yu… ai hassa prittee picshure nao! an itz festib!
Iz pritty pictshure, kitsurenina…wen yu gonna turn bloo sew we kin frend yu?
Skool daze
Skool daze
hwo ai mids
dem ole skool daze.
*ooo dazed tu mush anhed fweelz rweady tu essplode*
Oh shhheeeooouuuit Iz alwaes tew late 2 dese posts. My colledg survival fud in 1969-70 wuz…..
CHEEZBURGERZ. An Punch. And McDs Fillays o Fishies for 35 scents. Twas when I
wuz survivin aftur colledg dat my landlady introd me tew ramen. Had flavrs den dat u cant get ennymoar. Wed havit with SPAM. TMI!
(Are I not yet less illiterate in Lolspk?)
Arg, Sent dis at 8:50 PM PST. Wots wif teh WurdPretzel Timezonage? Tooooo
weeeeird. Dont rly wanna live 3 hrs ago.
Iz teh hawaii tiyme.
U forgotz teh beerz! Collej essenshuls Ramen, Pizza, LoLcatz and Beerz.
attenshun 4.5kittehs, luvscatsva, an kittyboocat – if yoo sees dis, i haz maded noo bigger verzuns of yor festib abatars. ifinkso bigger ones will wurk better for uploading to wurdpress. just go to my “pics” on my profile, save yor abatar to yor compooter, tehn uplode to yor wurdpress profile, wait a while (can take sevral howrs or eben a day) tehn enjoy!
dis messij wil be repeeted tomorrow. if anywun seez tehm, let tehm kno i’z luking for tehm!
Is that a bong next to the pizza box?
Ya notice how kitteh’s eyes are a little glazed over? I’m guessing there’s more to the “essentials” than what’s shown
Youz forgetz de beerz. O mebbeh daz jus myses skool.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2741424
Vote 5 cheezburgerz!
Yous haz da wrong kind of pizza. Pizza Hut is blechy. U needz Papa John’s! Numbah 1 for nine yeerz strate!
The college essentials, pizza, raman, and lolcats
pizza, raman, and lolcats
pizza, raman
raman
RAMAN!!!!!1!!!111!!!111!1!!1!111!!!!!!!1!!!
its ramen scrubcake, it even says so on the box next to the cat
All aboard the rage train
I wonder if the owner of this cat know it looks like it doesnt feel good. Look at it’s eyes. They’re leaking and it’s third eye-lid is out. I hope it’s ok!:)
Oh I get it. It’s a Lolcat and a Fail!
Ramen…not Raman. Mispelled even though it’s ON THE PICTURE!
zomg ramen noodlez iz mah fav fud
WINNER. Seriously, I eat one of those Ramens every day.
LOL i wus eatin raimin and skroled to this