Phrase that never ends well-
Phrase that never ends well- “Hey, guys…Watch this!”
panda musta bin brekdancin again.
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Cngrats NS, nawt ownlee top uv teh heep but in it twyes! Haow wud u liek to sillybrayte?
Hmmm. Mebbe teh upside-down margaritas (non-alkohawlik fur teh yun wunz & teh adultz dat duzzint/kint drinkin teh alkohols) & sum pineapplol upside-down caek?
Panda does a trick and gets a treat.
(In reference to the filename of the pic)
Plz to nawt mindin iffin ai goez away frum teh pyooter fur a liddlol bit. Iz mah lunch brake… gunna excapate frum mah desk fur a wile. Ai will be bak!
Pryde goes b4 a fall
Pyrde? Iz monochrome lyon?
Ai cornfuzzled.
And dear iz ownlee wun. ???
but it always sownds like so much fun startin owt…
No wunner is neerley stinkt…
{{{{{Scrooge McPig}}}}}
Just becuz.
dis is whai higene is suppost to be tawt in skool- to preserve teh speshees an their noses.
Anom tu dat!
DarWin sez “DarFail”
Perhaps:
Dur Fail?
-oar-
Duh Fail?
-oar-
Dee Dee Dee Fail?
Ai meended to doing dat, aifinkso yesh.
Yay for NS–2 in nawt second minute!
Jus looking fur some bamboo…really!
Ai kudda sworn it wuz undur teh slied!!!
Did himz hed fall orf??
Noe, it iz berry sawft grownd him landid awn.
ah… likwifackshun then… still, nawt helfy.
ahhhh! hedless panda! run fore yor lifes!
Cheezes twice! Geddintehcar!!!
Itz a hedless panda! Get in the car!
Cawl teh CCC!!! Teh panda has splorted!!!
Iz proc….pros….method of rescue same fur all aminals an hoomans?
Deer Peepz,
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I not haz anny fishul kunnexun tu ICHC, but in deh last few dayz I haz gottin a cuppla emayoz frum peepz abowt deh “tone” of ICHC adn asking mii wut tu dewing. I haz ginvinged it kunsideriblol thot, adn I thot I will making dis nownsmint.
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Pleez tu b remembering dat dis wunnerful plais wii lubz iz a famblee-frennlee web site. I noez, most uv us reglar comminterz b adultz (at leest bai deh legul daffynishun) but wii needz tu bare in mind dat dere b LOTSA kids hoo reeding dis.
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I not pointing deh finner at enneewun. And I haz been az guilty az ennee uv dansing reel klose tu line between appropree-it and inappropree-it. And mebbee I eben steppinged over it wunst oar twicest.
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I not b deh internet poe leece. Adn I bleev in freedumz uv speeking ur mind. I just b saying wii needz tu mebbee reduce deh nomber uv refrencez tu deh Nawtee Barn adn keepz deh in yoo windoze sootiblol fur deh liddlol peepz hoo vizitz us. If yoo b old enuf tu remember Red Skelton and Unklol Miltee and Carol Burnett adn Jakkee Gleezun, use dem az ur guidez fur deh silly, but child-safe humurz.
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But, speshullee wif deh holly daze kumming and deh kiddoez at home, playin on deh pooterz, wii needz tu asking owersefz befur wii klikkz dhe “add commint” buttin, “Wud I wanting mai liddlol kidz/neesez/neffyooz/grandbabehz tu seeing dis?”
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Now, on wif deh funz!!!
Um … yu knowing wut?
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SCHMOO!!!! (hee hee – gotcha)
Schmoo!1!! bak atcha.
oh noes………..*finkin finkin finkin………. hmmmm ai did getz a liddel au coleur las nite…….. as dog is mai witless ai will nebber gets ronchez agin!!*
wutchoo lukkinat, cweenie……. oh mai hand behind mai back?? oh noes, ai did nawt hab mai paws crosseded……pwomish!!!
nawt eben a liddlol bit???
speekin ob frazes……. here is a narticle bout slotterin sum fronsch frazes
dailywritingtips.com/ reader-piqued-by-french-mutilations/
Oh, guddee….zhe tem le sorse materialz….fankee. :=)
Yesh, yesh… issa berry gud poynt yu has cween.
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Ob corse, ai nebber sais aneefing nawtee… nu uh, nebber, no wais…
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* bundles lolpigburglar bak in his box *
*Jumpz in bawkz and gibbz Moan Sewer Le Piggeh Burgular a beeg
* {{{{LPB}}} adn deh jumpz bak owt agin.
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Uv korse not GP. U iz a troo gennulmun.
dat is nyce ob yu tu sai… mai frend at stoopy pleh werk, hii cawls meh “Morally Flexible” – ai resemble dat remark!
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{{{mai leeje}}} ai mebbeh let LPB owt affer lolmas, iffn hii is teh gud.
kinda hard fer him tu gitz in trubblol if he b stuck inna bawkz.
Dependz on if himz alone in teh bawkz … or wut himz haz WIF him in teh bawkz.
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Wuz dat cleen enuf? Ai triez to nawt bein in a pro preeut.
i try…but when the trolls come out, the troll-smashing mallet and all the ebil required to swing it come out too. Teh trolls… they gievz me a HUUUGE angry
besiedz, as a purfeshunal minion of Basement Cat, aifink teh Nawty Barn and all its fixturz are teh purfekt plaes foar meh.
OH pooh! {{{{Teh Crapture!!}}}} Yoo ar justa beeg sweeeteee an yoo
know it!!
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An ai will NEBBER furget hao magnifiscent yoo were at teh nao infamous . . teh Ceeling cat/Longcat/Basemintcat wun. Hoo WERE those peepl, eneway!!::
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But – too things to think abowt. Furst – MOAST liddle kidlets AWNLEE luk at the pitchers an nebber eben trai to luk at teh commints.
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Mai nefeyoos – 10 an 14 – luk at it awl teh taim – that’s hao ai found it heer. But they NEBBER reed teh commints.
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an – eben menee adultz gib up at wunze traing to reed lolspeek. Ai dont thing too menee kids do it. Oar wud eben bee interested.
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But teh Nawty Barn iz indeed a fine place fur partees. Originallee, it wuz a far moar innoscent plaice to go.
Previous commint gawt eeted up. Dis gud point, cweenmj, ai will behave maisalf as well…*kk4 leeps round da room, nommin up ebil comments*
OB corse – mind youz, is genrally teh kidz dat schocks me!!
Okay??!!?? Ai nawt kin beleeb wat ai heers frum dem! Mai mudder wuld hab had me behind da woodshed an washee mai mouf out wif soap!
u gotta kwit letting em stick ur finnerz in deh lite sokkitz….
Or nawt gib dem coat hangers tu chek da lectrisity…*ooh, dat’s mai last one, cweenmj*!!!
Teh tiems, dey r a changes.
Waaaayyy bak inna day (like a little over a year ago)
Some of teh firstest poasteses were full of teh dirtee, but full of teh funnee,
an nobuddee complayned,
but u be rite miss cweenie.
Dere is ’nuff traish onna innertubez.
So I will do mah bestes to keeps mah mindz outta teh gutter.
I tries, I pwomises!
I noez. *sigh wif longing fur deh gud owld daze* But deh liddlol kidz likez deh sillee kittehz… and hoo kin blaming dem…. adn sum uv ower visitorz b under 10 yrs old….. pikz up Melissaz mind, hozez it off and handingz it bak tu her…..Did u dropping dis? I fownding it oaver dhere…
HAHAHAHA!
Bwainwashing….. i has it.
But teh ICHC bwainwash is teh bestest kind EVAH!!!
I feel so……floofee…… an snorgleee! * sproutin wingee like fings an scattuz happe dust on you awl!!!*
doan wurree… aize got the kleeners awn speedile justinkase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r85sWHNbd_Y
Yer mind kin be ther, aifinkso — jus nawt yer publiklee displayd werds. A little double entendre neber herted ennywun tho, aifink. Teh liddul wunz (an nawt sew liddul wunz) hasta lern sumtiem.
Abs-a-posi-tiv-a-loot-lee. A la Looney Tunes.
::remembers recent poast::
::raises hand::
*guilty!*
Ai’ll bee beddur. Ai prowmiss.
::pulls envelope back::
But – tehy were verree subtle! Ai dont think taht teh yunger krowd had ene aiedea waht wuz being sed. An that, purrrhaps, iz wai tehy were reelee so funnee.
VerE Gud Cweeny!!1!!
Tank yew!! (I gotz ur uzzer commint, tu. It wenting tu deh moderatur q kuz it hadded a linkee but it b owtta dah hokk shopp now)
ohai my cween,
I hopes I iz not in trubbul for my brownee commint.
I did say JK aftur!!
Ordinarilee I wudda been sent to NB, but I guess I better just go stand in teh corner.
*tries to stand in corner, but room is rownd*
oh noeeeeeeee…..
Dats what happens when you lib in a squircle
a rownd rubber room?
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wif ratz?
::elbows skwirrlgrrl inna round corner::
Hey quit shuvin!
Wii awl gotta surve awr timeouts here.
Lets jes maik teh best ob it and reflect awn wut we’ve dun.
*oooh luk, uh leaf*
::turns ober leaf::
Why leeza, wut berry niec…uh…nut yew hab there.
But leeza-b! Taht waht teh Nawty Barn wuz FOR! Nawt to BEE nawtee, but yoo gotted sent there when yoo DID sumthing a bit . . .nawtee.
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But tehn – ebreewun wanted to go. . .LOL!!
Wel, it semes wp kept da {{{{{{{ fur mj}}}}}}}} fur itself. b sieds a {{{{{}}}}} iz aslo a getz owt ub NB free pass but yu kin awlwaiz go ennytiem yu liekz.
Tanx fur teh reminding, oh qween MJ! paiful spiritz kin git outahanz, sumtimez; a aza droog cousler in RL ai wud be rong nawt tgew metin teh al coholic referencea mait be nawt propree ate fur teh kidz… or iz dat gwan tu fur?
Well – taht IZ teh problim. This iz NAWT a site fur liddle kids. We hav a fyoo,
it iz troo. But bai far teh moast ov us ar nawt awnlee adultz – but. . .VERREE adult. Veree few kids wud eben begin to understand teh hyoomor heer az is offen iz.
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If we trai to maek this sootabul fur liddle kidz, awl teh adultz will sadlee go away. Becuz it wont bee funnee enemoar.
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Teh verree attakshun ov this playce wuz teh brillyunt werd play bai kwite sphfistikayted minds. And ov corse, teh naychoor ov teh peepl . . .moast ov whom tend to bee loving, thotful, kind, jenerous, jentul, sensitif and awl around troolee nice peepl.
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But – adults. An a liddle bit o’ spice iz waht maeks ebreething sizzle.
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An. . .awl teh drinks heer ar Non-alkohawlik – so ebreewun can haz them.
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Ai do nawt think we shud trai to prohibit enething – oar we will bekom az flavorless az a Disnee moovee.
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But – it iz awlso troo, taht it haz becom – resentlee, seems to mee, purrhaps a bit too spaicee. Just a liddle dialing bak mite bee in order.
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But. . .we dont want to looz hoo we ar – an haz bin. There haz awlwaiz – az Melissa sayed – a lawt of innooendo going awn. An it wuz verree funnee. An fun. Ai dont think we want to looz that.
Janet, these r wize commints. I ditto yu.
What I’m finking iz that teh innuendo could go bakk to being clevver innuendo nd nawt quite so obvious az itz been lately. Less crewd nd more funny haz moar win. Efter awl, we duzzn’t want to be az obvious or az crass az teh tv shows!
Oh, nd also, when I wuz a liddle kidlet, I lyked eeavesdroppoing on teh grown-ups and lissening to thayr innuendos nd trying to figgure em out. Bery ejumakaysunal.
Hoeps he didnut spillz hiz beerz!!
Oh the Huge manatee
or himz brains! Purhaps he/she iz tryin to avoid ador..adur..cute kitteh cat dat can cause splorts?
Luks like mai son showin meh wrestlin an skatebord trix…*schmoo tu mai son, who nawt bebbeh anymore*
“Hey Ma, Lukkit mii!!!!”
Bottumz up!
Moon River, wider than a mile,
I’m crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you’re going I’m going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.
There’s such a lot of world to see.
We’re after the same rainbow’s end–
waiting ’round the bend,
my huckleberry friend,
Moon River and me.
In deference tew cweenmj’s cawmint…Miami iz uh liddle less bright tonight.
Ai certainly doan wanna bring tew mind the PSA dat sez uh certain subtance, which can be cornfused with teh crease in panda’s posterier (which iz noa end up), can result in teh end ob lief. Dat wuld bii rude az well az morbid.
and then … pandamonium ensues.
Panda monium abowt hims hurted hed? oar teh pryce ob bamboo dese dais? oar teh staye ob teh economonee?
Aifinkso all ob teh above *ponders a moment* teh awful economonee cause teh hi bamboo price..which makes him hide unner teh slide and causes hims head to hurt
on teh udder hand it could also be..
Accidents on teh slide
Bamboo shortages
Calling fur customer service (pleh!)
D…
Dawg day afternoons
Extra time on da freeway
Felt pens out ub ink
Grand schemes gone wrong
Hollidays
Incongruousness
J…..
Just anudder manic monday
K….
kittehs underfoot
lost teh car keys. again.
mmmmmmmm…. bamboo
no, it’z nawt bamboo, it’s plastic
oh darn it,
plastic plants on the patio
quick, back to the forest!!
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Running around wif a quickness tu get everything done
Staring at a giant pile of work
T…
Toofaches from too much taffy
Unicorn hedbuts
Vampire bytes
W…
Wassail wif rum
Xtra eggnog
Yule logs….
Zippy skipee, its almost new yeers!!
Da trash heeps haz spoken.
LOL at deh Unicorn hedbutz!!!
Gud wun WRR!!!
*ouch*
Nope
: shock : A traied teh “shock” smylee fayce heer – it wuz above mai “Nope.” and nao ‘ it’s nawt heer at awl!!!
jamamakitty slippin
klose cawls
lions……… getintehcar!!!
m….
Jollitee gawn
krismus tiem d preshunz
lebe da litez awn fur saif feline
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we jus be havin wun heck ob a time wif dis alphadogbet!!! (oooh can ai sez heck??)
Sowwy I started it…(aifinkso you can, i sees noffin wrong wif it!
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Cheez – demon pandas!! where????
Oar mebbee it b panda moaning dat ensuez….him b moaning, “oohhh. mai hed!!”
panda nomin um
FTW
Panda nomin durt, aifinkso.
Iz teh rare ostripanda, ‘cept dis playgrown gawt noe sand.
Ai thort it wuz a panda playin teh harmonium
acrobatic panda uzes illusions
Pfffft…Kittehz hab excellent consentrayshun.
Wii bin noan tew stare at birds owt teh window fur hours without flinching.
*cackling nawt withstanding*
Wii nawt easily distracted by slight ob hand, shiney objects, oar ostentayshus displays ob playgrownd equipment craftsmenship.
Oh luk! Uh slide!
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I libs in teh souf.. an dis here bees a rednekkie joke.
Wut’s a rednekkie’s last wurdz?
Y’all watch dis!!
Dat der wuz funee, ai don care whoo y’all iz!!
Lord I ‘pologize fer dat….
An plees bless all da hungree childrens in africa!!! You bad redneck gurl who jes like meh!!!
an blesh teh starbing armeniuns…….. fur sum reason dat wuz wut mai mom sed….
altho me eetin awl teh food awn mai plate wudden help no budie, wuddit?
Hey Jkitty!! Ai hab tu go bak tu kwilt sune, mai fingers is da bery sore todai! How yu doin? Did yu get yur lites up yet?
jus bout like in teh lolpik………smilols……..aifinkso on friday ai will puts sum up…. nawt a lot
but ai did find a nice reef an its bai teh door……… an yew, hubby puts yer lites up?
*hides hed in shame* ai nawt put up lites or tree or decorate since mai son left meh tu lib wif his dad…dat wuz bout 9 yeers ago.
oh noes, is otay!!! ai dekerates berry sparingleeeeee….. ai duzznt mind puttenitup…..is teh takinitdown ai hates!!!
Mai mawm toled me it wuz mai speshul birfdai trete tu taik down dekrashunz. wuns moar, she laid tu me.
oh dats rite, yer natal day is in januwary iddn it? ai can see how seh mitta slipt dat wun past yew!!! lol
{{{{{{jamamama}}}}}} yur so lukkee tu habbing yur birfday wen yu du. She wur a kraftee owld bat. She nebbur yel at us. hur fren fink dat wuz so gud but cud sai teh nasteenes berry kwietlee.
subtultee…….. ish werse dan cumin rite out wiffit
an ai spose yew gots “combo” presents……… oh merry crissmess an happi birfdai……..
nawt nice atall!!!
Mai auntie is borned awn dec 31 nite at haf past elebenty. She cidered to hab hur unbirfday on July 4 cuz she nawt liek teh combo prezzies. adn she lubbs teh fyreworks.
Ai must sez – Halloween iz a birfday datz full uv win & awsum. Ai noez dis from egg spear eence.
We goes tu mai Mom up norf fur da hollydays, ai jest nawt hab da hart tu du it. We hab da 4 house kittehs, no one to see da stuff but me an husbin…den ai tried one yeer, but ai see awl da dekerashuns frum wen da kids was litlol…is tu hard fur meh. Wen ai went tu see mai son, we biseted mom ub dotter inlaws frend hoo jest died 2 weeks ago from spinal cancer. Hur wanted us awl tu halp decorate hur house…is jest her awl alone. It broked mai hart.
yesh……..crissmess is rilly fur teh kids, ai agree
Awww.
{{{{{{{{BEEEG HUGZ}}}}}}}}}
I dunno whi I finks of teh sawng “Hard Candy Christmas” but did.
Mah Mawm iz havin one of dose kinda holleedais dis yeer, cuz mah daddeh died in July.
She is takin it much harder than me.
Kinda hard when you’ve been together with someone for 50+ years.
Olive (teh other rayndeers) wood know bout dat!!
bein wif sumwun dat long is wut ai meened……..
{{{Melissa}}} fanks fur dat song……..
ai u-tooobed it an hazznt herd it in yeeers……
ai lurves it, fank que!!!!!
{{{{Melissa}}}}
Sowry abowt ur Daddeh.
fankoo skwirrlgrrl.
summatiems, tings jus are wut dey are.
he is in a much bettur plaise, I noes dis.
“Hail to thee, oh, fat person. You have kept us out of war.”
*snerk* yu made me snort mai dinner!
u r eatin dinnr rite naow?
Wuz spoze tu be up wif commint abowt clening da plaitz. but owld sawng dint rely wurk oar els nawt ebreewun klened plait cuz we stil habbing war.
wut fatt prson? a hooman? if iz hooman, meh mak shure teh stay awy
frum hm! and if tere iz ah warz goin on in lolz… leav meh aout uv it!
LMAO Dats ezzac-ly wut Ai thunk wen I saw dis won!
Goonite all – shall go lookee undr bed for demon pandaz!! Probly jest lurkin kittehs!
G’nite, Cat_S!! {{{CS}}}
oooowwww SHPLINTAZ owwyoooowwyyyyow
*hands over bandages and tweezers* Hopes dis helps!
fangque timelees, i wheel neva use a timba shlide agin – pawmiss
I laughed out loud for real on this one. ^_^
Me 2 coz ai nows teh feelin lol
Dis capshun vedy true!
Especially when used in conjunction with showboating at the end of a race.
I can has blue name?
*sigh* false alarm. How duz i make my name bloo? anyone?
Oh hai, timeless!! i dunt bleev wii haz mettinged b4. Welkum tu deh Cheezland. Dis b a wunnerful plais, but deh softwarez can b cornfuzzilating at timez. Therefourz i haz puttinged tugezzer sum halperz fur deh peepz. u kin seeing dem at
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cweenmj.wordpress.com//ichc-helperz/
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just cut and paste dat intu ur address bar…..deh serverz b nomming ower commintz wif linkeez in dem so i won’t tryz tu making it bloo …adn it awlso b nomming deh commintz wif smileez. So I just say smilee fais tu u and offer u a liddlol chokklit martoonee.
Cheez!!
Ohai yor majesty. Awr wii allowed to hab “blue” names since the recent admonishun?
* Oh timeless means the culer, nawt the cawnoetayshun. ::snerk::
~blush~
Oh, now ur just beeing sillee.
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oh, wate, datz wut wii due heer. :snerk: bak atcha.
Sillee iz az sillee duz.
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Wait…wut?
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Dat wuz yor point.
~blush~
♫ I think weer a loan now.
Dats nawt sew bad in deez economic times.
Loans iz hard tew come bai.
Wii berry sought affur right ’bout nao, aifinkso.
Oh…and…
♫ There duzn’t seem tew bii N-E-wun arownd. ♫
♫ I think weer a loan now.
♫ Deh beet inkz uv r hartz iz deh onlee sownd
Sry….i wandered off tu putting a nuzzer peep onna map….kin u beleeving?… now dere b 324 peepz on deh map….
♪Once I had a love and it was a gas,♫
♫he soon turned out had a heart of glass.♪
♫Seemed like the real thing, only to find mucho mistrust.♫
♪Love’s gone behind♪
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Oh, dere duz b sumwun elz rownd!!
Hai, WRR!!!
Deborah. Did yew come visit us frum the NW site?
Yay!
::claps floofy paws tugever::
Sing Rapture…pweeze?
Ohai cween.
A haz teh hawt chokklits b4 beds. U can haz one?
Wif whippee creems and sprinklols? Has teh piece ob teh cherry cobbler 2. Iz teh win.
I guess mii and MaryO awr hangin owt agin.
~pout~
Ohai NC66. Iz enuf 4 eberyone. Halps Ur self.
Mmmm…fanky.
Berry…er…cherry deelishus.
*snarf*
Ah. Thankz. Hawt chokklit and cheery
cobblerz!! I iz bowt reddy tu kwit fer
deh nite. Dat makez a gud midnite snak.
:=)
I think tumorrow I will redo mai avatar…. dis wun b UUUUUGlleeeee.
Chrissy mass avatar?
Dis wun wuz spozed tu b krissmissee,
but it missed.
big time.
Gud nite, kidz
{{{{cheezpeepz}}}}
::Luk awrownd for uh sweetpea cawmint::
Oh wut teh heck.
*SCHMOO*
G’nite yor highness.
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
Hahahahahaha! Cute!
Faymuss lassszt wurds: hey ya’ll, watch dis!
Alternative: don’t try this at home
Party Panda will regret that last tekeela in teh moarnin if he duz nawt regret it nao
T – iz foar tumble
Ai ment tew dew dat.
also said to be a rednecks famous last words, tho probably spoken more like “hey y’all, watch this” (thank you jeff foxworthy, bill engval, and chris cagle).
Q: Wuts black and white and red awl ober?
A: Uh panda dats embarassed coz he fell awf teh slide.
Panduh!!!!
it looks lik de pnda dosnt have a hed! he luks fnny! dough i dew feil srry 4 hm…
Awwwwwwwwwww. . . . . .that poor lil panda!!!!!!!!!