White dove of peace about to become other white meat of choice
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Fast food!
Comtripletayshunz, carosue! U wantz moovie moozick frum “White (K)Night” purrhaps? Anna whyte rooshyun foar drinkiez?
whyte nawt! Itz cold enuff fer whyte everifing!
Iffn izn’t fast, that fud, it’s going to be won bite fer each cat. Those kittehs luk veri determined.
conga rats, carosue!
what wood you like for celebraynshuns?
Humm…it sure luks cold owt! Hawt chocolawt is soundin gud.
*mixmixmix*
*heatheatheat*
hear, tri dish: is inka blend chnklit frm da whole fuds stoar
izza lil spicy…
OOOhhhh, I lubs teh hawt choklit wif sinamin nd hot pepper….
ifinkso it may can also has cloves. or maybe is allspice?
Az long az no nutmeg…Nutmeg maykes me woozily in teh hed, and nawt in a gud way.
ai naut eber puts hot peepers in mah choklit. Dis gud?
ohaimidnightsdeer! Iz bury bury gud!!! I hab sum hal-uh-pee-no hawt choklit, is bury yum!
Ai has tu tri. Ai kinna stuk in mah wais. PeeeenitBudder shud be salty an choklit shud be sweeeets. (Reeses peeentbudder cannies the Pleh!)
But ai lieks da mix of tasses- dis liek dat!
Fanks fur da idea.
DUV. TEH OTHUR WITE MIIT.
Hey baby! What’s cookin’?
I due nawt beleeve they will bother wif cookin!
i finkso dis calls for a nearwurm to skeer way moar aliens, no?
♫HEEEEEEEEEEEEY GOOD LUKKIN’!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCHA GOT COOKIN’?
bi kind to ur fine fethered frendz…
… for a duck may be somebody’s mother …
be kynde tew ur frendz in teh swampp
*pinkolo soli* ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
… where the weather is always very damp …
Now u may fink taht this iz teh end….
WELL IT IS!
well it isn’t ‘cuz we gotz anuvver choooooo-rus!
oh goodie, time to shaer da eerwrums & scare the alienz
♫…Be kind to your friends in the swamp [Alternate line: She lives on the edge of a swamp]
Where the weather is always damp.
You may think that this is the end,
Well it is, but to prove we’re all liars,
We’re going to sing it again,
Only this time we’ll sing a little higher
(steps higher on stairs)
(takes deep bref)
♫BE KIND TO YR WEB FOOOOOTEEED FREEEEEEEEEEEEEENDZ….
GMTA sweetpea! but u noez, I nebber nebber herded ur version!! Wut toon u uzez?
starznstipesfurreber…infinkso. cna i heer da piklolo solo a gin? pweaz?
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
phoo. Wuz spozed tew be bold noatz!
pikkolosolo HAZ to be bold – or not wurf der breff
Yahbut yew noez its marked piano, fer cry-yi? Sew wii duzz it softlee softlee teh nawt-sekkund thyme, an lowderer tehn nawt-furst (haha so there!) thyme!
mai dad lurved tihs sew muchlee, he almoast botted me a piccolo in ohai skool! (ai played teh floot alreddy)
We yoost 2 sing “Be kind 2 ur flat futtid fren” 2 a Souza choon (Ai can hum it, but can’t `member teh titul)
“Starz an Strypez 4Ebber” iz wut Maus an mii wuz doin. But Sweetpea’s duzznt fit tew taht toon?
you can haz to elleeed da sillubuls. skwishem togetter, if yu will.
Yep, dat’s teh choon – juss fergettid teh naem uv it. Ai fort dat SP’s werd wud fit iffn u skwidjd dem up a bit
Ai dof due protess! Swamp an Damp naut ryme!
perhaps with anni’s plummy TTI accent they would?
be kind to your friends in the swawmp
where the weather is very, very dawmp
OIC dis maek awe da differeses!
*sings loudly*
Ai haz nawt got a plummy acsent! Damp iz a short “a” an swamp iz a short “o”sownd. Ai fink Ai speek a fairlee edjucaytid Sowf Ingerlish – tho Ai can tawk “sarf Lunnun” wen Ai want.
moar 3 tennurz!
heehee, remember win Prof. d’Beaker stepp’d on da toes 0 COOKIE’S HUMAN by acksidentlee seeming to implying dat she mite resemblol one 0 da three hippo tenorz in a pic?
Oh yesh, I duzz! Dat wuz a fun lol, 4 shoor. An, duz NEbuddy ebber see CH tehse dayz? Dame Janet sayed, munffz agoe, taht she mite come bakk.
mebee if we yell, poe lightlee, she will come bak?
speshully if she be using teh serch n reskew feetchure ctrl + f
COOKIES HUMAN, COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK, PLEEEEEEEEEEEZ?!
♫whyyyyyy sheeeeee had to go, i dunno,
she wooden say…
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sed, sumfing rong?
now i long fr yest er dayayayayayayyayayayay
…yesterday…
speeking 0 going, TTFN. gotta go to ToolTime.
yup. gotta sell stuffs @ Sears. Anybody need un elliptical twainer, come buy it frm me so i get da commisshuns, okay?
Bye bye MaryO!!! Haz teh fun an getz lawtz of commishyunz!!!
Get lawts ov commissions…at leest yu haz teh selling point that they will needs teh exercis equipment affer teh holidays cookies nd feests.
Oh noes, we need peece
Awl we ar saying . . . is giv peace a chanz!
Awl we ar saying . . . is GIV ME A PIECE !!!
…adn the lamb n teh lion are habing dinner togetter, too. well, one day… i can dweem, can’t i?
Da lam an da lyon mai lye down wif won anudder, bu a dowbt da lam will get much sleep! =P Still, won can hopes! ^-^
on teh other hand, if teh lion is cownting sheep, maybe he will falls asleep before dinner…
Get in teh car, burdie!!!!
Counting sheep…that mus b y I oversleept tuday.
Your abatar is wonderous, leeza-b. Gorgeous costume for a nawty skwirrlol (judging by teh fotos on yr ‘file.)
ohai!
I sent u that informashins… did u get it?
Ohai, leeza-b! I luvs yor festiv skwirrl avatar! Hao kyoot!
fangs! I luv it 2!!
It was hard to pick one.. so much cyoot out there, but there can be only -one- abatar.
yes, is berry cute! almost meks me looz my grudge against da lil beggars dat eets my bulbs… and burd food…and pulls doon my sunfleurs and noms dem. adn laffs at me wile taunting da kat. grrrrrrrrrrr
Yes, I did, fankee, and writed yoo bak.
Pigeon’s is practically chicken
taystez lyke chikkin?
AFLAC!!!!
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“…i tink i sao a puttycat……..nop!! i sao lotz of dem!!!11 O_Ov”
’bout to splort frum teh NAWT cyutness!!
Dove a peece outa heer in 3.2.1., aifinkso!
Duv ov peace, piece ov duv…wut’s it 2 Kitteh?
clebber!
Da beeg kitteh in da middlol luks a bit meen, but da otter ones luk liek dey neber seed nefing leik dat b fore. Mabee dey iz jes cureeus.
Ohai, frenz. Hoep eberywun iz hazzing a gud day.
Mi, nawt sew musch, sew I gonna go hied unner teh bed foar a whiel. **beeg floofy white kitteh goes unner teh bed an wraps hur tayle aroun hurself, so’s awl u kin see iz eers**
Awww, rhsb. I will come wif yu. No one shud hab a sad or bad dai alone. ***beeg floofy black main coon goes unner rhsb’s bed and liks her ear fur comfert****
Duz yu wanna tawk about it? Hab sum tee.
Jes nawt feline gud fizicklee, an uthurwyse. Kant put pawt awn it, but jes nawt feline kwite rite, ya kno?
I lubs maine coon kittehs, btw. My nexst kitteh will be MC.
sowry u is having teh plehs.
I wud come under too, but I wud have to bring my werks with me, and that wud NOT halp!! Matter of factk, prolly won’t be here much today… again! But I leaves u my caliko mama cat to cuddle with.
Yesh. I hab dais leik dat tu- caffeen and effexor helps. Main coons are the bestest. Plenny ob floof for da snoorgling and da sweet purrson alitee – nad not mush shedding iz da win.
***whispurrs***Hey, wii culd take ober da unibers. Yu can be CC nad ai can be Basement cat. Unner yur bed kan be da summit.***
*shoves dish ov warm milk infused wiff essense ov catnip unnder teh bed for rhsb and Hissy.*
ohai {{{{ rhsb}}}} is it the husband againz
is himz not beeng nice
shall we show himz our pointeh endz?
ohai, two_kittehs, haz yu tayken teh GRE yet?
Yes I has! Mai quat score wuz 770!!
I meant quant
Hooray! Concatchulayshuns!!!!! Yu gets grad progrm ov yur choyse!
Ohai has teh hugz {{{rhsb}}} {{{hissy}}}
** tucks floofie cheezpeepz blankie around rhsb adn hissy **
ohai rhsb! Pleez to nawt be habin a bad dai. Pleez to nawt be hydin undur teh bed. Fings awlwaaz luk bedder wen dey are owt in da lyte and ur frends can hellup yew luk dem ober and frow away tey pleh partz. Hab sum burbun in ur tee?
ohai, parrothead! lessee if we can get rhsb outtfrmunder da bed…
*batz lil greenbugtoy wif skweeker undah da bed*
ohai an gud meowrning sweetpea! hmmm, hur eers are sticking owt, mebbeh if we tikklol dem? ***tikklols purdy wite eers wif sawfest fedders**
***Hissy scampers out from unner bed; not leikin bugs ob enee tipe. regains dignity and liks paw****
I fink rhsb iz nappin from da burbun. ***calls up thread***Fangs, booklion fur da milk! Wuz yummeh!
**wispers to sweetpea** Iz Hissy a gud kitteh oar a bad kitteh (fur da burdies tew bee arowund)? Iz stil sayfe aftur injest, ingust, um, eating essunce of catnip?
*passes over organikamally groan catmint from garden*
is not kwite as good as catnip, but it is all dat be left frm the beastiess dat nommed my gardn
nommed gardn? Sew sawry tew heer dis! Du yu finkso my bullbz is sayfe? Ai jist got dem in da grownd! Sumwun pleez to cawl teh mullsh patrol!
**Hissy liks lipss, but onlee to kleen up milk.**
Not to bee worreed, parrothead. Ai allergik to aneefing not seefud. as long as yu is not toona or shrimp, yu iz seaf.
Pleezed to meet -not meat-yu.
Ohai Hissy! Nawt meening tew off-ind yew. Ai am vury vury pleezed tew bee meeting yu tew! Wud u lyke sum burbun in ur tee? Enee ideeaz on getting rhsb frum undur bed?
Mmmm. rhsb, what can wi offur u to cheerz u yup?
artisanal chocolate
blankies, warm and fluffy
comfy slippers
d…
dark dove choklit
eggsellent choklit
fresh-made hot bevrije ob choyse
german choklit
h…
dark choklit (filled wif aunty awx ai dunts)
elolofunt pikshurs
floofey towels
gas pryces lower…
h…
Dayglow powsters
Eleventy cheezburgrs wid xtra picklols
Five lourdes a-leaping (ooops, how’d dey get out of NB)
Grate balls of floof frum de mainly-coon cats
H…
Hunkee guyz in deh NB
Illuminated Buk uv Hunkee Guyz
Jugglerz (Hunkee wunz)
K…..
Halpful fyremens
Ice cweem
Jamaica vacashun
Kahlua
L…
List ob happytail memorees
Mocha raspberee cawfee
No bills to pay fur da monf
Ocean mix gushi fud
P…
Purrhaps more hunky fyremens
Qweenly tiara
Rambunkshus Cowboys
S…
kwilts tew snugglol in
lawts of cyute creetshurs
more choklit
nu shooz!
o…
Souper cyute hunky guyz
Twize az menee fyremenz
Unnerware on fyremenz (and nuffin else)
Virile hunky guys
W…
Waiters..hunky ones in kilts
Xray vishun glasses
YNG’s
Zillions ub Maine Coon kittehs tu snorgle wif
Ai hope dis wurked fur RHSB, ai noes AI feel bedder!
Meh tu, parrothead! *hums tu salf, vishuns ub fyremens dans in mai head*
“Nope, yew never goez bak to Noahz ark nao, srry.
PETER, GET TEH HOT SAUCE!!!”
O Hai O Mai peepee frenz!!!! Dis b deh Cheezeepeepz Map update.
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Wii haz 322 peepz in awl on deh mapz….sew mennee dat Yvi and Zee-zee had tu spend deh nite awl bi demsilvez on paige 2. But now deh b bak wif evvreewun else…..
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Deh fokez in O Hai O now b a fishul Kololonee!!!
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If u izn’t on deh map, u shud b!! sending deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com adn saying hoo u b adn wair u b. Ezzee peeezzee!! I will putting a lubblee liddlol marker on deh map wif ur name on it. Dehre b ruum fur a commint, tu, so u kin saying Oh Hai tu fokez oar telling dem sumfing bowt u adn ur kittehz. Wunst i b dun, I sending u deh emayo sew yew kin run over and lukking at ursef!!
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deh main map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=8.500816,144.333616&spn=178.628807,360&z=0
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fur strukshunz on how tu seeing awl deh mapz at wunst go tu
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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wii now returning u tu ur irregular commintz
Fank yew, mah Cween!
You and teh map r full ov Win & Awsum!
Ai wil bee happee wen dis pikshur goewz away!!! Gibs me shibbers ebery tyme ai re-fresh!
keep sayin to yorself, “it’s only a moovie, its only a moovee, it’z only a moobie…”
fanks fur dat gud segjestshun! NYCE ABATAR! Ai haz a jellus.
luk at cweenmj’s blog – her haz helpers on how to haz an abatar, how to be turning yor name bloo, an ovver stuffs!
Ai bin wunner about dis, tu. Fangs fur da tip!
Ai mus sai “Obai” fur now. Haz cris moose shoppin ta do bee fore da kidlets git hom. Santa still cums to r home. Hab a gwate dai, eberee bodee!
Obai, Hissy, nycetameetcha!!! Sea yew soon!
But – MAWM! We sed we wunted DARK CHOKLIT noms, nawt whyt choklit!
Ohai Gremlin, yew hadded a gud burfday?
Yes, I did. It was eggsellent, my fyne birdy frend! Ther wuz singing and dantzing and shayking uv tayl fethurs. And noms and drinkies – whew! I felt lyke I wuz fully sillybrayted by mah cheez-frenz!
Yoo wuz asking abowt avatars and hats. Aym shor yoo culd fynd a nyce parrot pikshor sumwhar to start with. (I started with a pikshor uv mah naughty 8-munth-old kitteh Dexter.) And then just add a festive hat!
Wunz yoo haz teh pikshor, adding teh hat is E-Z. I put mah hat on teh pikshor at this Web site: (shh, I tries to put teh URL so WP duzzint nom it) pikipimp dot com
Bringer of peace
…killded in 3…2…1…
Iz a gorjush day here: brite, bloo, and cawld. I sillybrate by going outside to purform getting-close-to-solstice dancies.
Here in the frozen norf, iz important to dress appro… apporpoise… warm when doing outdoor danz. Therefore, I putz on:
turtlolneck shirt
big Irish-knit sweater
flannel-lined dungarees
bright red/blue/green argyle sox
multi-colored cashmere (mmmm) scarf from NYC street vendor
puffy downie jacket
Glengarry cap
red mittuns
oops! take off mittuns so I can put on big, heavy shoes
And now, I have on so many clothes, iz hard to move, let alone danz!
Nawt to be stopped, though, I do the danz sillybrating the sun
*raises arms over head, palms toward the sun”
*waves arms left/right, and torso right/left
*bends knees slightly in hopes of steadying balance
*looks up at sky
*twirl, hop, twirl, flop
Lies on ground, in snow, laughing
*maeks snow angel
Whew!
**clappy clap floofy paws** Dat wuz beautimus dans, Q!! *admires luvlee snow angel*
* draws halo onna top ov Q’s snow angel*
Nice job, Q!
We iz nao one danse closer to teh solstice!
Q. – wher in teh frozen norfs ar yoo lokayted? That wuz a luvlee sillybrayshun. Duz yoo mynd if we joyns yoo? We had a liddel snow in Pennsylvaynya, but it is mostly gon nao.
**clappity clappitys fedders** **luks seereeuzly at Q.**
Dat wuz a wunnerful danse, but yew are going to be gedden up soon? Yew will freeze ur taylefedders off if yew lay dere tew lowng!
Snow – I wants! Here in Spawtsil-bania (pleez to be no Transil-bania jokes), we hab no snow. Jist leafs. Leafs dat neber go away, no maddre hao mush yew rake. Leefs dat stick in floofey goggies fur EBERY tye she goez owtsyde. Leefs – pleh! Snow – i wants.
Ai misses da seesuns. Ai gawt mareed an moobd tu sandiego. Nawt ebben hab leevs dat fall ur dat chang culler. An snow? fuggidaboudit!
Awwww, kk4, ai wisch ai cud sind u sum leefs. Wee did hab a mower-luvly-an longer-den-yewzuawl fawl dis yeer, fur sum reezun. I lyke leefs ON da treez, jist nawt on da grouwnd. sandiego sounz wunnerful tew me, yew finkso ai cud get NAWT-mareed an mub dere?
wah, my commint abowt helping maek teh festib abatars disappeerd! stoopy wp, do tehy fink i am a bad guy or sumfin???
anyway, i can dekarate abatars, but i need a big copy ob yor pikshur (i fink the itty bitty wuns won’t uplode properly). yoo can also go to fundraw.com an use tehr clipart, an sumwun menshuned a site called pikipimp.com wher yoo can uploade yor pikshur an put fings on it! tehn yoo uploads yor noo abatar to yor wurdpress akkownt (wihch iz wut i bleeve yoo needs to hab to be habbing a abatar in teh furst place, chek cweenmj’s ICHC hleprs on herz blog to be shur) an tehn wayts for it to start showing up. culd take several howrs or eben to next day.
**gigglols at de nawt-mareed** **runs tu mailbox, whew, der not big box ub leevs in der** Iz nise place tu lib, ai kin grow awl kinda plants dat nebber freez an die, but mai famblee up in nor.californya, so, ai wuld trade dis wedder fur sum cold an famblee!! Iz cool in da summertime, we goes halibut fishing a lawt out in da bay, dat is fun. Ai cawt one dat wuz 16 powds last yeer, one yeer husbin cawt 45 pownd halibut.
Err…pigeon?
iz duv. *nods*
noep. iz nom.
Ebkl is “code” for Ebil . i using da catliketypingdetekd code.