O yah??
O yah?? Wel, kis dis!!!
u musta lerned it frum dis birdie.
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And wunst agin, I b just in tyme tu congratulate deh winners!! Off tu deh ty booteek wif deh bof uv u, anni adn maus!!! I heer Gibbo haz sum kitteh faised krissmuss ornamentz in stawk.
*lobs Missile Toes in cween’s direktion*
Dat’s bedder dan hurlin holly!
*setz up deh peeple ketchy thingee tu bownce deh Missle Toez bak at sourpea.*
*falls doon trying to dodj da Missil Toes*
*skwisshes b0rg enhanzed Missil Toes all over the places, turning da Missle Toes into WMD*
WMD = Widdlol Mashed Demitassez….. Aawwww. …pore liddlol demitassez awl borkt… sew sad …
*cween ducks & smacks annipuss in da eer*
ooooops, sowy, annipuss. adn concatshulashunz!
*cween snkikkerz but swkishhes da Missle toes & is enbeloped in the b0rg enhanz’d fyuumz releezed frum aforemenshunedskwished Missile Toes*
:snerk: In ur dreems, sourpea!!
luk abuv tu see wut reelee happind…. inkumming in 3, 2, …
Ai haz a holly tree in mai gardin……
Me too….Well.*whispers* it’s in teh Pleh! Nayburrs gardin, but hangin ober mah fence.
I cuts it an has it.Heh! It’s teh Law. I can do eet an nyer nyer nyer nyer nyer to dem fhptptptptp!! LoL* Grinch? Me? No way!!!!
Heeeeee!!!
*smacks Tidmum {gently} wif a Missle Toe*
>>>>>KERSPLATT!!!!!!!
* Hurls a marshymallow snowball at sweetpea.*fwummmmp*
Lubs teh abatar, sweetpea *smile*
I wants a cwissmuss abatar an I fergeted how to do eet *Pout*!
well, i duzn’t no eeder. jamamamakitty found me da Missle Toe abatar.
*XXXX cweenmj, hoo iz standing under teh MISSILE Toe!!
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER GREMLIN ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER GREMLIN ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
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♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ SPESHUL HUGS {{{{{{{GREMLIN}}}}}} FUR MAI SIP ♥ ♥ ♥
SPESHUL HUGS {{{{{{{GREMLIN}}}}}} FUR MAI SIP
LOl!! WHAT???? It wuzn’t dubblol in teh box heer! ROFL!!!
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Oh wells! Maybe moar iz bedder!! OAR – itz verree clefur two-part harmonee!!
*runs back in from store*
OHAI!!
I has a speshul chokklit cheezcaek here for teh gremlin burfday. Tehre is a littul touch of gran marnier, cuz we has to inclood SOMETHING oranj!!
And… mimosahs!
*POP*
wif real sham pain!!
Happy Burfdai Gremlin!
Hope u has a grate day, and many more ♫♪♫
oh shoot. ment to put this on teh 9 am lol.
*sigh*
Someone just shoot meh.
*Points gun at Leeza*
*Flag pops out with BANG! written on it*
Hmm hao abowt yew try dis one? *Pulls owt anudder gun*
*Aims an… watur splashes Leeza* ^-^ Did dat halp?
*blargh*
X.X
*Looks at gun*
Funny… That’s never happened before… Hmmm…
*Sneeks up on Leeeza*
*Tickles her behind the knees*
*Waits for reaction*
*quivers slitely*
*Tickles Leeza behind her ears*
*twitchez*
Let’s go for The Classic…
*Tickles Leeza’s bare feet*
*Yooses mai woof-floof tew halp!* ^-^
HAHAHAHAHA!
Stop…I gotta P!
*Stops tickling Leeza*
*YOINK!*
*Takes her P*
why…uh… that felt strangely like a debreefing.
’skuzee, but skwirrl, pleez to go to profile?
sry, was lost in July, msg received and it has now self destrucked as progammed, my comrade!
glad time masheen werks nd yu mae it bakk frum July (last year or next year July? If next year July, duz we rule whirrllled yet?).
very nice harmony — and nice new chrismess hat fer yer abatar. it’z a trend!!
Thanks Fleep! *whispurrs* After lcb put yur had awn, ai reelee wanted wun, so ai asked hur if she cud giv mee wun too, an she smyoled an sayed “ov corse!!” – so heer ai am, awl dekked out fur teh Season!!
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An did yoo see Upfi’s teenee tinee hat?? SO cyoot! Prettee soon, it’s gonna luk reelee festiv around heer! an sweeetpea’s Missile Toe! Going to bee sum smooching going awn if enewun iz under hur commint!!
yes, it is very festive. Annipuss started it; she shud has a proudness.
LOL! Yes!! Annipuss iz a CHAMPION at starting things!! An awlwaiz to teh gud!
We shud doo sumthing speshul fur hur. but. . .waht??
make sure we all wipe our feetz/paws when we go visit her
at her home fur the 2011 Lolympics in Lundon
I haz a red hat too! I updated mah wurdpress profyle agin today with anuther pikshor but it is bein slow to updat it. I am trying for a beddur klose-up uv teh Dexter kitteh. Teh sleepin kitteh with hat is kyoot, but is so smawl, is hard to see . . .
I lyked the red hats so much, but didn’t no hao to put one on my winged booklion abatar….so I gots a hat and put it on stachoo ov lion and tookie pic. Teh feerce lion luks much less feerce wif santy hat on, aifinkso.
OHhhhh! Nao ai see it. Ai think. Yup! Teenie – but there! Ai think ai shall maek a list ov awl hoo ar drisst in Kristmas Klothes!
Annipuss
gremlin
Upfi
JCH4K
Sweetpea
Phillipe
kafleen
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Ai’m shur there ar moar! If awnlee. . .if awnlee after kristmas, an we taek them ovff, they wud stay heer, so we cud look bak an see hao prittee it wuz.
Oh hai, Janet. I no sees ur hat! But I checked ur profile and it’s there. Mabye I needs to clear my cache or give cash to somebuddy.
*keeps cash for self for teh time being.*
ooh, gremlin, this new abatar iz so cyoot! Teh Dexter kitten is grayte.
adding to list:
booklion
Karen
Aw – dubbil teh fun! FAngs, J4K! That wuz so luvlee. I luvs teh liddel hartz and teh mewsikal notes.
*noms a mewsikal note, then spits it bak owt*
spitterd owt mewsikal noats – yay modurn mewsic!! ai singz yew a mawdun vurzhun owf Hapdiy Birfdei… *skw9ork* *skweek* *yawwwwwl*.
noes. fergit dat. ai singz de old vurzhun in a reely lowd opra voys!
HAPPEE BIRFDAII to YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
OHAI Lovecat!! Taht wuz byootifull!!! NUTHING laik a reelee loud (but beyootiful) rendishun ov “Happey Burfday” to liven things up!!!
OHAI JCH4K!!! *blushiz* glad yew liekd mai lowd bitz, sumtaims dey can bee embarisin in a restront or sumfin, but heer in de Cheezland ai can sink az lowd az ai kan, oyes aifinkso!
nau ai duz it agin owt of shear sitement!
dere iz a comint daun de botim dat wuz MENT to be hear, ho hum…
plz tew ignoar. ai iz ebbidently jus torkin tew maiself. WP nawt mai fren todai an triez tew konfews me. an sucks seeds!
Lovecat – yoo ar nawt heer enuf to know this, ai think. (tho ai wish yoo cud com moar offen! Ai awlwaiz laik yur commints!!)
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But – sumtaims, wehn yoo maek a commint, WP leeves it at teh bottom, But awl yoo hav to do iz “refresh” an it pops rite into teh plaice it iz sposed to be.
o fanx JCH4K dats yoosferl tew noe.
ai wud luv tew com an pleh moar offin, un forshnitly dis formet maeks it a littul difuciklt if u oanly haz a bit owf tiem at a tiem (if yu seize whut ai meens…) aai lieks tew popp in kayzhernly tho to sei whut yuze orl up tew!
oh, annipuss! yew be teh noz qwicist kitteh! an teh maus ai iz offerin teh congratjewel nations onna yur furthist frum lastness! yew both am teh rockin cheezpeeps!
any special hott toddies i can has pre pear ated fur yewz?
Sumfing hawt wud be berry walkum. Iz cawld an damp in Lunnun 2dai, but at leest teh sno dey sed waz cummin didn’t arribe!
*sends a bit of sunshine and bloo sky to annipuss*
FangQ. Dere waz bloo skie dis mornin, but it wuz cawld, an dey sed it mite sno. Naow dey sed no sno, but freezin fog. DO NAWT WANT!
BrrrrrChilly heer too Annipuss.
Gotta fetch teh Boi frum Footy club in a hower. It will be darkanicyfog.
Do.Not.Want.To.Drive.In.It. EEEEEK!!!
.Poor lil Boi will be frozzled to teh bones.
Got a nice big stewanDumplins abubblin away for tea tho. Nommy.
Darkanicyfog??? Alreddee?? At . . .4?? in teh afternoon???? Ov corse, yoo ar SOOO far North. Heer in mai town, we ar awn teh sayme . . .Urth line thingee az ROME!! BUT BEE CAREFUL!!
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Teh big stewanDumpiins bubblin away sounds soooo yummy!!
howza bouta nize cup ub teh mulled burgundee? iz pass noon inna Lundun Toun?
Iz 3 pea emm heer!
sun be WELL ober teh yard arm, aifinkso!
*runs to stove an pours steaming cup of burgundy mixed with just the right portion of sugar, cinnimon, nutmeg and cloves, cup is big an thick china with famous author pitures onit; hands warm staming cup to Annipuss*
Dis wam teh hanz an teh tummiez, yez!
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ai can haz tu? ai iz awlso in grainmizrebl Lunden an dis sawnds liek jus de tikit!!
*hoalds owt pawz spektintly an tryz to luk swiet*
hai luvcat! iz enless pot ub mulled spiritz: *clink clink in cupboard, pullls out chunck big cup wit happee clouds inna blue skies onit; pours in steaming hot wine n spices*
dis will be teh warmer charmer, aifinkso!
o FANX kittyboocat!!! datz MUSH betterer. ai preeshaits de cup tew.
mai pawz dey fiel less IC awl reddy!
Invisible Pants
Duzzen evun luk lyke gritz!
Bob Fosse kitteh is doin a POSE!
I was thinkin Madonna.
*vogue!*
GMTS!
Ohai Maus, U was rite, Dr Tinycat said that I had indeed
borked mah toe, he also said that it ar healing nicely!
an I has to buddy tape it wid other toe to gibe it sum support
I’m “glad” (for lack of a better word) that it was only broken, and that it’s healing correctly. Any kind of chronic foot injury (like turf toe or plantar fasciitis) is teh majer pleh!
And I’m VERY familiar with buddy taping. I think I have broken every toe on both feet at least once.
Ai wuz going to say “hao did yoo do that.” But. . .tehn it wuz “well, duh!!”
hmmm. so hao did maus break eech n ebery wun 0 hims toesies?
Akrobaticalz
Burgerflipping
CanCanDanzing
Dropping seltzer sprayer on de pinkytoe
E…
Elebenty heavee bookz drawped on himz toez
Fyre truck drove ober himz feet
Gawt himz toe stuck inna baf tap
Himz kicked da bedpoast
In da middul uf da nite, himz walked into da doar
J…
Energeticallee leeping
Fouetteing elebenttehundred taims
Gulping too much skotch (wif consekwences!)
TAIM jinx to Ally Bally
Jumping off Petunia
Hoisting heftee ballerinas
I. . . .
Enjoyin da sport ob walking-awn-alligaytors
Findin bureed trayhure
Gettin gushi-fud frum da baysement
Haulin home lawts ob Zippo’s frum da store
I…
Jumping jacks
Kinetics studies
Leaping wit lords
Movin tew teh groovin
Onna ice.
p…
POLKA dansing!
Qwik steppin!
Rotatatezing around teh shower door-
Swirliy with teh girliez
Tap danse-
U…
ululating on tippytoes
veryfrenzied tap danzing
Waltzing wif Matilda
X…
X-iting frum Bus
Yew tree fell onum
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oops fell asleepies an fell of horsey!
YAY!!! kittyboocat! GRATE ending! LOL!!
The heel spurs nawt fun, ether.
I kno dis wif a purrsonul.
ouch ouch ouch
mii tu.
Haz u tried deh z-coil shuuz???
w w w . zcoil.com
Dey luk kinda strainj but dehy reelee feel gud!!!
Sew far, I has teh Dr Scholls insurts frum Wally Whirled.
Nuffin major (yet), an dad showed me sum exersyzes tew do before I get outta bed.
Birkenstock shoes are a big help too. Heel spurs and plantar fasciitis are very closely related.
Ai had teh plantar fascitis wunz. Foot slipped awf a ladder getting into a pool. VEREE paynfull! Much limping.
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But Birkenstocks totalee saved me! Bedder tahn teh orrth. . orfpho. . .Thing yoo pur in yur shoos. Yoo can wawk fur MYOLS in teh Birkenstoks an yur feet will nebber hurt oar get tired!
oh, dah agony 0f dafeet wif da plantar fashists. much limping azzeye walked round Crete. i likes da Birkees, but they no fitz my foots right. if arch in da right place my heels got lotsa emptee space behind, adn if i gets dem so da heel & arch fits, den da Missle Toes hangz off the otter end. weird feet, i gotsem. any rekomintashuns?
Awww! Too bad. teh Birkenstoks ar laik majik fur mee. But ai hav a verree nermal foot!
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Did yoo trai awn lots ov them? But ai think teh footbed iz prittee standard. Tho tehey mite be abul to custom maek tehm. Tho. . .wud prollee cost a lot!. But they ware laik IRON!!
oh cween, I just lukked at teh website fur these shoes. I haz an interest. Are they reelly gud? I notiss no prices menshuned in teh webbysite…iz necessary to tayke out loan to buy a pair? Fankee fur menshuning tehm.
Uh, ya, dey not b cheep. abowt $230, if i memberz rite. But dey last furever…. i haz two pairz…. mine b abowt 6 yrz old. U kin bai repaisment heelz fu abowt $30. I haz replaised deh heelz twicest on eech.
it’s SOHWTIMEZ!
stoleline frum teh moobee
Kitteh she singz:
“STALK LIKE AN EE-GYP-SHUNNNNNNN!!!”
kiss mah grits
you can’t touch dis
An a HAPPI BIRFDAI to GREMLIN!!!!!
I duzzn’t uzhually dans in publik, but I will fur yu!
*step, step, twirl,
*step, step, twirl
*leap in air, click heels, and
*lightly touch down*
ai tryd dis dans…
ai touched down nawt so lightlee on mai cox… coks… bum bone. ai can haz stretcher?
an HAPPEE BIRFDAI, GREMLIN!
wut?? It’z Gremlins burfdai??
*runs to teh store*
wait, wot?????
*cwakzeggssiftsflowersaddsshugar&sekkritingredimints
*stirstirstir*
*destikkify pans*
*pourpourpour*
wats, fergotted to preheet oben
*waits til oven preeheetz, thrumz tendrils onna tabul*
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WOW!!!
dat wun gud cakee.
my impressedness iz yurz
OMG, Cayk! Why yoo shuldint hav . . . But aym glad yoo did!
And kandels! I luvs kandels!
*purses lips, blows owt kandels*
Did yoo maek a wish furst???? Ov corse, yoo cant tell us!
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But yoo DID get awl teh kandels out, so it will com TROOO!!! *smyol*
heehee dey be the twik candulz
*kandulz ree lite*
now you can make moar wishes!
Aw, thanks! Whut a grayt dantzer yoo ar! I joyns in:
*leep, leep, caper, prantz!*
ai nawt talking wit yew befurz, gremlin, an am glad tew be wished yew teh happy natal annuveseairy.*hem!* *clearing throat in preparation*
*knowlegable cheeze peeps cover ears with floofy paws*
“Happee Burf daze tew yew-
Cheezlands like teh zoo,
Where we swing like teh monkees
an ai soundz like wun, teeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!”
Ohai, kittyboocat! Yoo haz such a luvlee singing voyce! Thank yoo! *klaps floofy paws*
An OH!! Gremlin! Yoo were doin teh “Piinky Pinky Toe Pads” danse!! Ai just LURVES tath danse! An yoo did it sooo well! Yoo must be wun yeer yunger!! ; )
Mah twinkel-toez, let me show yoo them! My deer Janet, wuld yoo honor me in a dantz?
*leap! caper! prantz!*
*leep leep! caper caper!! prantz prantz*
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Lets hav sum ov sweetpeaz byootiful caek – an then doo it again!
I b kinda late wif dis, but
HAPPEE BURFDAY, DEER GREMLIN!!
*POPZ opun a boddlol uv shampaynezfur u*
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*Porez sham paynez intu lubble sham paynz flootz.
Dere b plenty fur ebbree wun!! Halp ursefz!
Cheez!!
Ooh, bubblols, flootz! Fangs, cweenmj. I sillybrayts with yoo and awl teh cheez-peeps!
{{cheez-peeps shayrin mah day with me}}
Happi Birfdai, Gremlin!!!!
Iz a liddle late, but sea dat the sillibrayshuns r still goin awn!!!
Heers sum hot tea (inna especial birfdai tea cup) an skones (cubbered wif birfdai sprinklols) fur yu.
so that’s the correct catption fr does Egyptianz on da artz.
O hai guys. I gots a queschun. I no kittehs dun leik bafs but do dey need em sumtimes? I thought dis would be teh best place to find out. I haz elebenty cheezburgers fur teh person/kitteh/goggie(if deys allowed in here) dat can tell meh.
I dunno mutch butt I will buttz in an throw in mah 2 cents wurrf. I finkso dey NO
needs dem furr GP (general purpusses) butts iff dey gets in summfin nasty dere
little tungs cannutt handull, den I wud finkso.
Fanks Kafleen. I fought it wus sumthin leik dat. I wus askin cause mah kitteh seems to have gotten a littel stinkeh and i wus wonderin if it wus sumfin I should do sumfin about or eben if dere wus sumfin I could do about it.
Hai Klolzz! An HAI!!! Where hav yoo bin! An wud yoo pleez email cweenmj (cweenmj@gmail.com) an hav hur put yoo awn teh cheezpeepl mapl. Ireland iz kinda emptee looking! Yoo ar NEEDED!! LOL!!
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As to yur kitteh. Hav yoo traid just washing hur wif a washcloth? Tehy don’t object so much – just nice warm water, a bit ov soap purrhaps as needed – an rinse wif a washcoth rite after teh soap. Do it in bits an pieces.
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But thiz is VERREE cloase to teh tung washing, an they hardly ever mind.
Ai dun wanna use soap cause i heard it can cause problims fur teh kitteh iffn it gets in her eyes r ears. But I tink i will try teh warm cloth n c wut happens. An I will send teh email nao JCH4K.
there r spesul kitteh sopes that won’t hurz them…nd teh washclof iz eezily controllable, so nawt too much getz on kitteh.
It depends on deh kitteh
I has ginormous floofy kitteh
who has fick dense furz
an herz not deh cleanest of kittehz
an in deh wintah she sumtimes starts
smelling lyke a lidder box, I gibes her baffs
in wintah may be once a munf
but I no gibes baff to Yogi kitteh who keepz himz
coat sleek and shiny all by hizself
two_kittehs das whas happened to mai kitteh. She isnt long haired but she haz been smellin leik a lidderbox fur nerely 2 weeks an I wus gettin worried.
Ohai, Klolzz! Most kittehs duz a gud jawb uv keepin themselvs kleen. If ther is a bad smell to yor kitteh, ther may be a meddikal reezun for it. Mite be gud to chek it owt to see if ther is sumthin rong. If yoo google – vet advice bathing cats – yool git lots uv results. But mebbe best to chek with yor vet to rool owt any sort ov problem. Gud luk with yor kitteh!
Yu cud gibs ur kitteh teh ‘dri baff’. Sprinklol hur awl uver wif teh corms tarch oar teh beriberi-fyin-teeneetinee porij oawtz, nd rubrubrub teh stufs awltehwae tu hur sawf pinkee skinses. Den tu be coomin nd brushbrushbrushn teh sprinklees owt ov luvli furs. Teh sprinklees noms teh mebbeh tu mush hoyls inna furs aifinkso. PLS TU B REEDIN DIS BERI PORTINT BITS: Nawt tu b baffin kitteh bfur brushbrushbrushn sprinklees awl owt of furs, oar yu b maekn kitteh porij inna furs – NAWT WANT!!
Ai think teh porij in teh kitteh fur would b a littel funneh but yis do nawt want
mah kitteh is healfy, I jus tuk herz yesterday to deh vet
and herz got a clean bill of healf
herz furz is beree dense and the litter gets trapped in her furz
and herz doesn’t alwaiz do a grate jawb of cleening it herself
deh problem is more pronounced in deh wintah
when her coat is eben more fick dan in summah
Ai fink dat teh ownlee reezunz fur baffin kittehz wud be iffn teh V.E.T. adbizez it oar in an imerjincy iffn teh kitteh getz cubbered in sumfing pleh. Uvverwize, teh kitteh iz abul 2 keep isselb cleen.
ai iz agreemintized. inteh nature kitteh iz teh cleanez ub teh aminalz, cauze teh tung an teh slickity sleekity furz, aifinkso!
Troo, but Klolzz’s kitteh iz nawt, apparaentlee. An – of corse – sumtaims – there ar teh dredded kittehbutt problims.
JCH4K u iz scarifyin meh wid teh problims u mentioned. wut r dese problims?
kittehz has teh glandz inna butt- sum,timez teh gits infected. an sum kittehz no gitz teh clean gene; mai sis has teh tew bengalz, an wu duz nawt clean teh rear halvesies! she mus do it for teh kitteh! Az yew kin see she lub her girl kitteh berry BERRY muchness, aifinkso!
Ohai agin. Ifinks Janet is tawking abowt teh dredded stinkeh butt syndrome that sum katz git. Culd be kawzed by prollems with teh anal glands, infekshun, food allergies, or uther bowel issues. A vet kuld halp rool owt these or uther prollems.
Yes! Taht – waht gremlin sed.
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But – awlso – sumtaims – wehn tehy haz teh *runs* (to put it moderatelee genteelee LOL!!), sum get awn thier furry behines an they do NAWT laik to cleen that! an yoo can’t awlwaiz see it if teh kitteh behind iz floofee.
oh yea- tehn teh washcloth onna butt area or ebbin teh bath be a nessecary ebil.
My kitteh gitz teh Iams fud whenna runz be happend; teh vet mai be teh bez bet iffin diz condition persist. can cause teh de hydrating, serious fur kittehz, berry.
i put mah 2 cents in on dis topick, howebber….my 2 cents ended up down below cuz i fergotted to put it here under ur question
ohai lolvetteck. Ai luked fur yur commint, but ai cudn’t find it! Sumtaims, if ai get sumthing in teh rong place fur reel, ai just copyNpayste an put it in teh rite plaice.
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But – do yoo know taht sumtaims when yoo maek a comment, it seems to be at teh bottom, but when yoo refresh, it pops rite into teh correkt plaice.
ai finks teh kwestion is pretty well covered by teh peeps up dere ^^ but ai went lukking for teh old lol dat started a long line of caretroll “kittehs are porous an shouldn’t be washed eksept by a vet tek” postings an the pikshure is GONE.
h t t p : / / icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/02/but-i-luvs-you/
I has a sad.
*snif*
Dont haz a sad. It can be hugz teim nao if u leik?
ANOM!!!!
Y’all has NO EYEDEA hao appropryit tihs pik is 2day!
may we ask why?
Jes bad day in his-tree foar me.
stan bak!!
*shootz bad day riet owt ov his tree*
*PFLUMP*
*wieps pawz*
dere, ai hoap datz a bit betur nau, rhsb
*clappitee clappitee clap clap*
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WELL DUN!! Did yoo doo that wif yur liddle bow an arrow??? *smyol*
nawt soe liddle, aifinkso. ai weeldz a kraws boe (wee Inglish wuz rarther faymuss for dem at wun tiem). dei iz grate fer reely stikin it tew bad deiz!! (an nowun argews wit yew on de bus eyeder…)
Fanks, Lovecat.
Dat wuz berry lovely ov u tew do.
“Kiss This” by Aaron Tippin:
She was a woman on a mission
Here to drown him and forget him
So I set her up again to wash him down
She had just about succeeded
When that low-down no good cheatin’
Good for nothin’ came struttin’ through the crowd
Ah he was layin’ it on so thick
He never missed a lick
Professing his never ending love
Oh but I never will forget
When she stood up and said
So I guess you think we’re just gonna kiss and make up doncha
That’s when she said..
Why don’t you kiss, kiss this
And I don’t mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we’re through
And there’s only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close yours eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Well the next thing I recall
She had him back against the wall
Chewin’ him like a bulldog on a bone
She was puttin’ him in his place
And I mean right up in his face
Draggin’ him down a list of done me wrongs
Well it was just about now
That the crowd gathered ’round
They’ve come to watch him pay for his every sin
She called him everything under the sun
And when we thought that she was done
She rared back and she let him have it again, man
She said, she said…
Why don’t you kiss, kiss this
And I don’t mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we’re through
And there’s only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close yours eyes
And kiss this
Kiss this
And I don’t mean on my rosy red lips
Me and you, we’re through
And there’s only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close yours eyes
And kiss this goodbye
Kiss this goodbye
(See ya)
GMTA – I wuz lukkin for teh video on YooToob but didn’t find it! The original video that wuz ayred for this song wuz verreh funneh and full uv win!
I wuz frayed tew post linkee tew bideo, finkin WP wud nom it.
I’m in a “muud” az it iz an fiiggured dat wud put me ober teh edj.
Happy Birfday, btw!
*wipey tear from wittle eyez*
oh, RHSB; dat wuz *snif* dat wuz beeOOtimus!
LOL!! Ai’m nawt shur beeOOOtimus iz kwite waht ai wud hav sayed!! But . . .well . . .it splaiyns a LOT about rhsb’s muud today!!!
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An {{{{rhsb}}} – yoo seem to bee getting bedder awl teh taim. Just keep singin sawngs laik this wun!!
Rude kitteh is rude
Doan go ‘way mad.
Jes go ‘way.
*scramblez to find old vinyl copy of Tonio Kay song, cranks victrola and gently
settlezz**SCREEEEECH**umm, gently settles needle downonto record:*
*Sound of gentle, strumming guitar an tender vocals*
“It’s nothing so unusual-
nothing so unique- there must be
hundreds of wonderful love affairs
that go bad in this town every week.
But all of them others,
them sad hearted lovers
who cry in their beer, what the hay;
It didn’t concern me,
Was none of my business-
Inever had nuthin tom say.
But suddenly Darling, the tables have turned;
You have left me for some body new;
And it’s Hard to explain the resentment I feel
For the Years that I wasted on You.
Or
Let me put it another way:
*Guitars screaming screaming punk rock drums volume UP*
I’m full of
H
A
T
R
E
D-
I’m bitter, I’m malign;
You got me
pee *
es es ee dee off-
I’m angry most of the time
*screech*
sowee rest of lyrics not sew gud fur fambly frenly site.
ai iz sowee ifin yr hear was stomped on.
LOL!1 ai’ve NEBBER hurd this wun! But ai wud reelee laik too sumtaim!
iz grate song, bez when can be hearing cause teh contrast ub teh soft, lovely start wit teh hard drivin finish: LOL. but teh wurds fur teh res, nawt so fambly frenly, no! Ifin ai could post it at teh NB ai would hang copy onna wall fur awl tew enjoyzicate!
wuz sposed tew say HEART ai kin nawt type todai!
remember-
iz nawt yew, is dem.
HALP! My posts are disappearing! They show up and later disappear!
I posted a birthday card for Gremlin, too !
Is anyone else having this problem?
sumtimes linkiez and smilies are mayking them disappear theez days….
Oh, yah!!!! I furgotted bowt teh smilies
yup, saym problem wif links an wif smilees, dey show, an den get poofed.
An den i doan want to post teh saym fing in cays they come bak.
Stoopy borky wordpress.
*harumpf*
*cross arms*
Aw! Hi, kafleen! Is WP nomming yor posts? BAD WP! Bad bad!
Kafleen, I got yor kard and it is wunnerful!
Ennywun hoo wunz to see it, plz to be going to mah profyle and lukkin at today’s messaj frum kafleen. Iz an e-kard with kyoot kittehs onnit!
Fank u, gremlin. ♥
If yoo put a link oar a smilee fayce awn them, tehy show up AWNLEE fur yoo – no wun else can see them. Look in “Who Be Talking” an if yur nayme iz NAWT there, tehn awnlee YOO can see it!
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AND sumtaims these posts show up laytur – and sumtaims they disapper – eben teh wun yoo cud see. Very mysterious. Fleep sayed he wrote to teh Burgers, so purrhaps it will get fixed.
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Ai luv using teh smileees, becuz ai AM smyoling – an ai think awl tath yellow britens up teh page. But . . ai’ve lawst a LOT ov messajes – an ai dint know wai ebreewun wuz just ignoring mee. NAO ai know they cudn’t see mee. So ai feel much bedder!
Myn 2. An nawt jst teh wuns wit HTML awr linkies in em!
Reelee??? YOo know, ai THOT taht wuz happening to mee, but ai cudn’t remembur if ai had uzed a link oar a smilee! Ai uze tehm so much – ai thot taht mite bee teh problim.
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Oh – an p4t – yoo DOO know about teh 200 commints, don’t yoo? After 200, yoo must klik awn “show all” to see yur commint. An eben tehn, enewun hoo hazn’t dun it cannawt see yoo. An yoo don’t show up in “Who Be Talking,” eether.
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Itz reelee awful to bee invisiblol! Stanjelee loanlee, in a reelee weerd way!
Well, it eeted wun daht wuz abowt #50, and dhis is #182 on this pic.
Reelee??? YOo know, ai THOT taht wuz happening to mee, but ai cudn’t remembur if ai had uzed a link oar a smilee! Ai uze tehm so much – ai thot taht mite bee teh problim.
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Oh – an p4t – yoo DOO know about teh 200 commints, don’t yoo? After 200, yoo must klik awn “show all” to see yur commint. An eben tehn, enewun hoo hazn’t dun it cannawt see yoo. An yoo don’t show up in “Who Be Talking,” eether.
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Itz reelee awful to bee invisiblol! Stanjelee loanlee, in a reelee weerd way!
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*blinkity blink blink* And – hao did THIS happen??? ai’m dubbling up awl over today!
compensayting for teh dissamapearing posts?
Mebbe wordpress feels giltee…
Mai postingz due dat sumtimes tew! ai tot it wuz mii pushin rong buttins or sumtinz. ai iz not teh technikal kitteh, much!
sumtimes teh cum back laterz-
or NAWT
Tihs kitteh wil nawt oanley tel yuu wut her finks ov yuu; her wil awlsoe shoew yuu kwite grafikallee!!
Heere is my handle,
heere is mah spout
how did dat kitteh get twisted arownd so funny?
Nice!
Very yewsful lolcat!! Could send it to half teh ppl I kno!
I’ve had days like that; today was one of ‘em….. =P
hey what up peeps ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL of the photos you do is COOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
You gotta be kidding! this is freakin stupid!
How dumb are you?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?
Dis is one of my favorite Lols