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Gimme teh snorgle snorkel – aym going in!
*adjusts pRuvian chullo on hed to control hed splort*
passes a bran noo snorgel snorkel wrapp’d wif Burfday decormashuns all ober it to gremlin
Congrats awn ur birfdai nawt sekund!
1. Happitayl Birfday, Gremlin!
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2. Concatshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund.
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3. May ai plz borrow teh snorgle snorkel wen yer dun wiffit?
Done? You’re kiddn, rite?
CCC heer fur splorts purr tekshun. Awlso needz helps in cleenin up teh kitteh sploded!
Fankyoo, fankyoo! I haz teh burfday luck! Is nuffin moar than that!
Um, yes, I finks I can shayr teh snorgle snorkel. Heer yoo go, Nightshayde! Plz to shayr with uthers when yor dun.
w00t! Aiz goin in!
*holdz breff*
*nuzzlolz floofeh belleh*
*rememburrz to breev froo snorkel*
An heer iz yur festive Fur Vest from Last!
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It iz a byootiful emerald green wool, wif whyte (fayke, ov corse) fur trim!
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Hao nice to do this awn yur burfday! Purrhaps teh BurfdayFairee wuz heer an guiding yoo?!
Hay Gremlin!!! Happeh birfdeh! Hao yu iz?
O Hai, Moe — ai haz bin finkin uv yew fur dayz & dayz & dayz. Iz yew & yer frendz/famblee doin ok?
o hai nightshayde, yez we’z awl okai. wun mah cuzzinz werks at wun ub teh hotels an she wuz stukk insied fur 2 daze. an ai werks akross teh striit frum teh stayshun dat wuz attakked, sew ai seed peeps skreemin an runnin frum teh bullits. Teh gunmenz tried tu entar mah offiss bildin, but owr sekyurity peeps had lokked bofe entranses. Iz berry, berry lukky tu be alive an saef. But nao ebberywun be skairt heer. Dis nawt Mumbaiz nawt-sekkund attakk — we’z hadz menny attaks befoer. But dis wun r moest skerriest ub awl.
Ohai, Moe! So gud to hear yor voyce! {{Moe}} I has been so worried abowt yoo and teh peepuls in Mumbai. Wuz skayree watching teh news. I wuz hopings yoo had yor littel orinj kitteh toy I givd yoo with yoo for gud luk! To keep yoo sayf.
Is awful whut happind. Whut has bin seen cannot be unseen, unfortchunately. Glad yoo ar sayf. Hoping for a return to normalcy for yor citteh.
Moar hugs from your Gremlin: {{Moe and Mumbai peeps, for heeling}}
Ai misses da birfdai wiss post- Happee Birfdai deer Gremlin, Happee Birfday tu ew!
An Manee Moores!
Thank yoo so much, midnightsdeer! I luvs yor liddel red hat! It haz teh kyoot!
An awn THIS sootable commint, ai bring yoo teh noo updayted jollee list ov festivlee drisst Peepl ov Cheezland!
Ai’m hopeing to encourage ebreewun to joyne in! Wud luk SOOO festive – awl teh cheeree red hats – since we can’t haz teh brite yellow smilee fayces rite nao!
Annipuss
Audra27
bluesfan473
booklion
gremlin
Hugh_G_Manatee
Jamamakitty
JCH4K
kafleen
Karen
Midnightsdeer
nightshayde
Phillipe d’Beaker
Romeow
Sweetpea
tessm
Upfi
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Ai’m shur there ar moar!
And if awnlee. . .if awnlee after kristmas, an we taek them ovff, they wud stay heer, so we cud look bak an see hao prittee it wuz.
i kan haz photoshop lolements, wich iz teh cheep-n-eezy home verzhun ob photoshop, to puts festib hats on abatars – if anywun wants to me help, let me know heer or puts messij on my profile. also, iz a website calld fundraw.com, wich has free pikshure-making an clipart so yoo can be making your own festib abatar! (that iz wher i gotted teh santa hat an beerd!) takes a liddle fiddly-fiddly to work, but iz pretty eezy, an iz free!
“wants me to help,” taht iz
Oh Lunarmommy, cud yoo pweez pweez halp me to putting a red ribbin arownd teh nek ob mai abatar? Wif teh bow orf to teh rite? Pwettee pweez wif shugar on tawp?
*luks at Lunarmommy wif big pleeding eyesez*
hi, 4.5k! i did yors, i’ll upload it to teh pics in my profile in just a sec. you can copy an save it from ther!
oh, let me know if yoo mented teh bow to teh ovver right?
(i iz borroring anovver computer)
Fank yoo fank yoo fank yoo!!!!!! Iz teh perfek! Ur an anjel!
Let’s see haow it luks when it uploads!
DK
Ai haz tew much puter-stoopy to no how to do dis- ai cud use sum help being dekorayted for holiday, plz!!
hi, luvscatsva! i’ll do yours in a little while, my son iz REELLLLYY ankshus to use teh computer right now. do you want a santa hat?
ok, luvscatsva! i maded yors, it iz being in the piks sekshun on my profile, frum tehr yoo can be saving to yor own komputer an tehn uploading!
Ryte biihyndyu, gremlin! OMG floofuhlz EVERIIWAR!!!
request me
GREMLIN!
U gotted a nawt secund on ur BIRFDAY!!!!!
Haow cool is DAT!!!
*donkee duz leeps and pirruettes ub joy!!!*
I finkso dat’s abowt teh coolest fing I dun seen furr a wile!!!!@
*duz sum moar dantseeng and hoof clopping*
Hope you hadz a wunnurfull, bootimuss day, Gremlin!
Lubs u~!
{{{{{Gremlin}}}}}}
I did, deer Kafleen! I did. I had a wunnerful day – spent a fayr amownt uv it with mah frenz heer. Teh wurk peeps also wuz nyce to me and sed happeh burthday.
Mr. G. and I both had to wurks and he needed to spend teh nite at his apartment kleening and pakking. So other than a nyce Happeh Burfday wish frum heem as he wuz leeving yestiday morning, I did nawt see heem at awl!
But we will sillybrayt moar tonite, and on teh weekends. I finks I sees sum crab legs with budder onnem in mah fyoochur, NOM! NOM!
Luv yu, donkey! {{kafleen}}
oh noes now we are blarghed by the kitteh’s cute!!!!!!!!!11
WARNINGWILLROBINSON! Splortaj in 3…2….
*Grabs a CHRG and quickly snaps in on Mary’s head*
owieee! fanx, i needed dat. the chullo wuz givink way. you okay?
*snaps gardenglob over mause’s hed*
um, sowy bout da durt. i been plantink blolbs.
tete a tete narcisisisis, er little daffy dills
and frittilolria to ward off da nomming rodentz.
Bulbs?
Yum!Um… Why don’t you go inside. I’ll finisheatingplanting your bulbs…aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
*gets out havahart maus twaps & tradishunal twaps*
*goes to werk to make moar munneez to buy moar stinkee fritlolarias*
*NomNomNomNomBURP*
Looks like gardening can cause a DID flare-up…
*NomNomNomNomBURP*
Hmmm… Needs salt…
HAY!!! put that back. and it duzzent need salt, weird on low sodeeyum round here. Behave, or i will let MaisNon use the tradishunal twaps…
Ohai Maus! ^-^ Yew is keepin da bulbs sayfe frum da snurries dat be invayding?
Yup. Has sum. Dey is teh nommy!
*NomNomNomNomBURP*
*piks up a bulb*
*sniffs*
Hay sweetpea, u has put teh GUD fertilizer on these dintcha?
Teh all natural is teh best!
Sure is! But they still need salt…
*NomNomNomNomBURP*
Ew. Ew. Ew.
How would u describe teh grin on Maus’ face?
Hehe ai does nawt eet da rodants, but no veg-yer-a-bull eskapyes mai hungur!
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*Da mytee wuff huntur stalks his preh*
*Crowches low an snerks knowinglee, mai preh be gowin down!*
*Da mytee huntur pownces wif awl ob his strength, flyin trew da ayre!*
*Da preh is unsus… unsupek… nawt knowin ai be dere!*
*Da mytee huntur sinks his big teef deep intew… da bulb!*
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Om Nom Nom Nom Nom!* ^-^ Is gewd!
Gud wun, LCB. Coo-does tu yu. Rowlun on flor laffin mi butt, i mean, my taylefedders, off.
LCB, this sownds lyke a set up. OK, ayll play teh strayt kitteh.
I dunno. How *wuld* yoo descryb teh grin on that Maus?
Thx for playing sekkond bananer, gremlin!
And teh punchline is…
Five! One to hold teh pan and four to jiggle teh stove! Har!
Wait, I think I telled it rong.
*Hits da laff-trak button an snerks maisalf* ^-^
*DUK TAYP!!!!! x elebenty!*
Halp me get 2gevver agane plsthx
Static electricity Kitteh!
It is quite shocking, the mistreatment of cats on this site. harrrrumf.
It is indeed MOST shocking, my princess. I am surprised that someone hasn’t yet contacted the authorities.
*looking askance at EbilMaus*
Why have you not commanded yr minions to do just that?
They would not command the respect that a person of your stature would.
*Hand MaisNon a telephone*
I believe that you would be the ideal person for this task. Just dial 9-1-1.
*dials 911-MAUS, the vermin control of choice *
Hello? We have an emergency invasion of mauses, er, mice here.
*suddenly ,the opera hater at Exterminators ‘r Us hears in teh background….
a loud WEEK WEEK WEEK sownd…
Ware iz GP?
Teh opera hater says, haughtilee an wif a quaver in hur voyce, “maam, yoo SED “mauses, er, mice.” An yet ai heer a “week week week” sound in teh bakground. Thjis can AWNLEE meen tath yoo. . .
yu rang?
She wuz jus tryin to maek sure dat teh … um … messij frum teh concert got thru to ebbreewun (and to maekin sure yer ok). Aifink datz wut it wuz abowt ennywaiz…
wate a minit……..did ai heer opera hatur ???
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ai haz onli been tu wun opera, er , radder, ai haz onli NOWT been tew wun opera…..Janet dragged meh awl teh wai intu Chicago tu see an opera cawled Lulu…..
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we wented in tu heer teh guy tellz abowt teh opera, an, an , an, waz teh AWFULEST !!! mi eerz wer trin tew crawl intu mi hed……preeetanchus c*** aoi cawls it !!!
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no but salleh, how du yu reeely feelz abowt it….
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but Janet isz gude fren, she dint maek meh stay fer dat screemin an screechin an meen moosik….whew !!
*falls to the ground laughing in hysterics*
*wipes brow wiff hanky*
Oh, Salleh…..
*laffs exhaustedlee*
I know just wutt u meenz.
I nebbur did unnurstans it needur.
Buttz, heers teh thing…I diddunt think teh opura wuz
pretenshus,…..in fack, I thot it wur strangely crude….
Yah, I noe. I r teh odd donkee.
u maded mah nite. das so funneh!
lib an lern…….
AC or DC?
And look at that shaddow! Teh eerz! Teh floof! *swoons*
fwipfwipfwip
wraps gremlin up titelee in da tineetendretendrils
tops off da bundle wif a sprig o missletow
stands back to admire effort
Hey, wayt. Itz mah burthday! I has speshul powers today!
*puffs owt orinj chest fuzz, brayks teh tinee tendrils, flexes mussels, escapifies*
Fursploded???
More like your sploshun sploshed on a spolshun, kewtee.
Tihs bees wut heppins wen kitteh’s kyuooteniss goez awn oaverloade!!!
(Hims needez tuu bees putted bak tugevver; sumefing liek Huhmptee-Duhmptee!!!)
Humphrey Dumphey wuz uh static charged tabby.
Humphrey Dumphey’s floof wuz shocking, not shabby!
An oaverloade ob kyootness, and uh surplus ob charm,
Sparked uh sploshun ob fur but didn’ cause harm.
@@@@@ fur NC. Dats gud!
Nes tiem, no so much blow dryings!
No prollem there, kitteh.
*is light-hedded from all teh blowing on teh kitteh in teh first place*
But whose hed did yew mayke lyte? O_o;
Ohai LCB. Ew is encoura.. encor.. Ew maeks ebil foghts!
U knoes, it seems to me that some peeps is taking whut I sez and putting a nawty spin on them.
*practices innocent-face look in meeror*
Ur trubbul iz dat u aer inkorijibul an peepl keep inkorijin u!
Hahaha. Iz Exploder.
Atlanta-cat is a casualty of Russian aggression.
*pullz chinstrap rillee rillee tite*
Phew – dat wuz close.
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Floofee kitteh iz …… floofee
heerz teh burfday fairy (teh prevyus thred gotted too krowded) to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz a burfday today, an to owr deer GREMLIN!!! heer iz a speshul swish ob teh burfday wand for gremlin for her an heer deer mr. gremlin to haz a wunnerful yeer togevver an all teh gud fings they want! i bringed tasty burfday caeks in gremlin’s favrit flavrs, an iskreem, an fizzy party punch, an poynty shiny hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags wif teh eber-popyular bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, little mazes shaped liek kitteh wher you roll teh liddle ball arownd teh maze, kandees, an sparkly kitteh stikkers!!
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Ooh, burfday fairy! Thank yoo so much! It is being a wunderfvul day heer. I has had peepuls awl over teh whurld partaying with meh since teh erlee morning. Cheez-peeps, I thanks yoo awl!
*noms teh ice kreen, puts on a shiny party hat with pompons on top*
hapi birfdai!!!
Hapeee hapeee burfday! Dat shore iz a nyce party hat. I can buy dat sumwear? I can has ice kreen?
evreebody iz welkom at teh burfday party – iz not ony for burfday peeps! yoo kan haz a hat an a goodie bag an i skreem an all teh ovver fun fings too!
Thank yoo! *passes owt ice kreem to frenz, givs everybuddy a partay hat*
Yay! And nao . . . we dantzes!
*dantz dantz dantz – JAZZ PAWZ!*
*bob hed, pek cuttlebone, kik birdie fut in ayre, shaik tailfedders, jazz talons*
**happy parrot danse coreogra — coreyograf — made up by bluesfan[#s I can't remember] – fanks bluesfan!
fanks for teh eyes creem too! Lettuce danse moor!
Woot woot! That wuz sum fantzee dantzing ther, mah parrot frend! We awl lubs shaykin it. So I sez – if yoo haz tayl feddurs, shayk em!
*shayks orinj tayl*
Aw, shayk shayk shayk! Shayk shayk shayk! Shayk yor boo-tay!
Fangs fur dangzin wit me, mah frenz. I signs off for teh day nao.
*blows kisses to frenz awl over teh whurld*
sumwun pls 2 get tihs kitteh a brush!
*hands kitteh a brush*
*and a bukket of paints*
*kitteh is not amused*
Kitty left in sunlight too long … overcooked. Exploded like a baked potato in the microwave.
And yet, it’s STILL cute.
So, ur saying that we should poke wholes in our kittehs wif a fork before they sits in teh sunlights?
Hmmmmmmmm.
joo kould end up wiff da holes poked in u!!
kitteh DO NOT WANT
That’s why I axed.
Will someone *please* call the CCC for this cat, before it’s too late
Manfred Mom is heer with teh CCC to halp kleen up teh sploded kitteh.
Hav no feer, teh CCC is heer! That kitteh will be kleend up in a jiffy!
WHIR WHIR WHIR!! Here iz deh cart, do yew no wut to do? Ai dew nawt hab my licenze yet!
okeh D.R.! I’m on it!
* looks at kitteh wiff puzzeled expression*
* tuk, tuk, pet, forgoes duk taep in favor braiding the floof back togevur*
*raps kitteh in blankie also forgoes chocklet in favor of gooshie food*
u juss rest nao kitteh…
Fank gudniss yew guise whir here! Shew! Ai can hab deh unused sparklee water to go wif my gin?
Dank u everyone
want.
skwirrls nawt afrayed of kittehs?
not this one.
she luks leik my weezy kitteh.
*wants to pet sawfty furs*
Ohai, leeza-b. I putted a pikshor on mah profyle uv a squirrel (that I got frum teh innernets – I did nawt tayk teh pikshor mahself), and gayv it a liddel red hat. It wuld mayk yoo a kyoot avatar if yoo wunted to downsyze it. Yoo ar welkum to tayking it if yoo lyke . . .
ohai gremlin, he is SO cyoot!! I maded a lol out of him!
w. w. w. mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2757625
Ur too sweet to be givvin me presents on ur burfday1! Did u get teh sham pain and cheezcaek I left for u earlier?
LSS, I has had midnightsdeer halping me wif abatars, and I has a cyoot one I’m trying to get to werk, but teh stoop WP had a problem wif it, I’ve referred it to s’port and we’ll see if they can get it on for me!
FANKS!!!
Why yes, I did git teh shamp payn and cheezcake! Yor so sweet, fank yoo!
The LOL haz teh kyoot, ifinkso!
Gud luck on yor avatar – I will watch for it to show up wun uv these days.
signing orf till tomorry,
yor burthday Gremlin
oh mah gawd! i lives wit a sploding kitteh jus like dat one at home. maybee der brudders?
*Paging Dr. Tinycat*
Dr. Tinycat to the O.R., stat!
*nasally secretary voice*
I is teh sorry, but today is Dr. TinyCat’s day to whack a golf ball around in teh bafftub. This is his answering serviss. If this is a emerjunsee, plz to hang up and–
They hanged up!
*thinks uv sum phunneh things to say abowt Dr. TinyCat and himz balls; thinks beddur uv it, runs away phast!*
Member; plz tu NAWT be feeding teh kittehs affer Midnite adn du NAWT get dem wet!
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Oar is dat Mogwai…?
No, silleh. Teh rool is feed ur kittehs teh wet fuds 24/7. That’s for teh Moggies.
ah yesh. mai mammory is nawt so gud, yu nose.
Well, keep doing those eggsercises I telled u about and ur mammory will improve.
mebbeh dis combersayshun shud be pryvit.
Aifink dat dis conbersayshun awlsew has da possum-billytee tew has tew go tew da NB as well!
no, no. mai pryvits ar otay, is mai mammory dat is nawt so gud. aifinkso eet is maybee sumfing tu du wib me getting lawts ob hedbats… but but but ai canut member hao ai gets dem…
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adn LCB – ai tryed dose eggsercises adn ai juss canut bend dat wai! Hao does Mick manage eet? He muss be liek elebenty hunnert years owld bai nao!
Its’ rly vry simple. U just has to unhinge ur spine while at teh same time maintaining a firm grip on teh balance beem wif ur toes.
hmm.. wii lolpigs arr nawt so gud at dat kynd ob fing… is rly moar ob a slinky kitteh type fing, aifinkso yesh. uh huh.
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wii lolpigs, wii arr mush bedder at relaximificating. yesh. inna beeg floofy chair wib a blankie, sum hawt chokklit adn a tray ob sordid chokklit animules. uh huh, yesh.
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Nao plz tu bring me a blankie, slayve. fankies.
hmm.. wii lolpigs arr nawt so gud at dat kynd ob fing… is rly moar ob a slinky kitteh type fing, aifinkso yesh. uh huh.
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wii lolpigs, wii arr mush bedder at relaximificating. yesh. inna beeg floofy chair wib a blankie, sum hawt chokklit adn a tray ob sordid chokklit animules. uh huh, yesh.
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Nao plz tu bring me a blankie, slayve. fankies.
U can repeet it all u want to, but it willnot change teh fact that u has no slave.
STN
Uff… stoopy wierdpretzel! GRRR!
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ai does nawt liek dis thyme ob yeer… ai is eben moar crankee dan ai normerlee is…
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wai yu need 2 blankies fur anewai? ai is cowld tu yu nose! ADN yu adn Mickm has dwunk awl teh hawt chokklit adn left me wib ownlee teh pleh whyte chokklit dansing munkehs…
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stoopylolmasdonawtwant
plztukeepfestivitesatsayfedistunce
sryfurthelolmasrantisobernao
AWWWWW…. GP is u mad at krissmus?
itz too early for that.. u mite has some speshul stuff under ur tree by then….
*skwinky wink*
*Pokes GP wif da mistle-toe* ^-^ lolmas comes but wonce a yeer! …eben if it comes four weeks erlee. =P *Gibs yew a Pinny-Gig treet-cubbured pine-kone orna-mint*
Heer haz dis egg nogs wif teh capt morgaine. will maeks U nawt needz teh extra blankee.
fankies leeza, Din & WRR… ai shud prolly sai juss wonce:
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ai is nawt a lolmas kinda pig, ai tries tu aboid eet akshully… is nawt gud thyme ob yeer fur meh…
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otay, dat’s eet… no moar ranting, ai pwomiss!
{{{{GP}}}}
we will tries to halp u enjoi krissmuss this year!!
Luk, u got ur first present alreddy.. .I see b’low, u has teh cween wating on u!
And, we can always has teh Bocksing Day partee….
Wif real gloves, if u wants!!
Ohai Leeza! Ai has a neksited: Lunarmommy maded a red bow fur mai abatar!
yesh, dat sownds liek teh phun…
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* scampers off tu mayke list ob fings needed fur Bocksing Dai partee *
*Fetchez deh egg straw soft adn egg streem
*lee floofee Cheezpeepz Map Blankee fur deh
*hansum Piggeh.
Enneething else, mai Leege?
aww fankies {{{cween}}} aifinkso ai shud get sum sleep. ai has a crankee todai
Hee-hee. Mom sez wen I wuz liddlol, I
cawld mai dad “Cwankee”. Himz name
b Frank adn Mom awlwayz cawlinged
him “Frankie” and sumhow I kudn’t
kwite get it rite…… :smilol:
So, GP, u haz makinged mii smilol wifowt eben trying.
{{{mj}}} oh oh oh, whyle ai members… Janet was going tu tell meh teh full storee ob teh Princess Mu Meadow… ai has nawt herded dat won afore… plz tu tell eet? plzplzplzplzplzplzfankies
I dunno y she didn’t telling u hursef,
kuz she wuz deh wun hoo tolding mii.
LOL.
And dis b zaklee how seh sed it. I noez, cuz i am a cutnpaste egg spurt.
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*cutz frum notebuk*
*pastez heer*
Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
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An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
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An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.
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See, she deskibingz it sew beyootifullee, dere iz nuffing I kud do tew it tu make it ennee bedder. : D
aww dat is teh lubberly… ainfinkso ai wheel pai a bisit tomowwow afore ai goes tu werk, yesh.
Princess Mu Meadow. Yesh. Ai goes dere, aifinkso. Ai goes dere alawt.
GP!! GP!!! My lolyer furm speshulyziz in brayne enjewry!! Dew yu hab enee pruf dat ur enjewry wuz cawsed by hedbats inflik, enflictd, um, dun by LCB (awlsew nown nao az ‘teh difindint’) ?
well, ai do has dis broose dat is sayme shaype as hurr paw, sea?
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* shows broose *
OWWIE! LCB did dat? we shud tayke pikshurs at awl angulols, fur ebidince. *flyz ober tu git lolyer camurah.** ***flyz back*** Nao, GP, yew jist sit rite der in teh comfy chayer wif ur blankie and eye will tayke pikshurs. **notices makeup smudge on blankie*** GP, is dat a real broose?
whut? ob corse! dis mayke up? yu see, lcb puts eet awn wib a trowel so wen ai gets teh hedbats, ai normerllee gets teh mayke up tu… uh huh, yesh, dats wat eet is, uh huh. nuffin else. nope. no otter essplayneayshun.
ob coarse! Dew nawt wurry, wut wif teh priowr creminawl backgrownd, az impled, implyed, um, showed by hiz name, I fink we haz it in da bag! Ai mus go nao, will fyle awl the lolyerly paperz. Yew git sum rest. Seez yew awl tomorrah!
{{{parrothead}}} bai bai!
*clikclikclikclikcliketc…*
*taeks & printz 27 8×10 kulur glawsee fotografs wif circles & arrows & a paragraf on teh bak uv eech wun, explaynin wut eech wun iz (to bein used as ebidentz aginst hur)*
but teh 27 8×10 kulur glawsee fotografs wif circles & arrows & a paragraf on teh bak uv eech wun, explaynin wut eech wuniz, will be ussless a cauz justiss iz blind!
And then I jumpd up and started yellin “Kill, kill, kill!”
*gigglol*
Alice’s Restaurant, FTW!
But tew much gushi-fuds mayke da kitteh gushi, rite? ^-^ Is nawt gewd tew has a gushi-kitteh tew!
Iz dat a Mane Coone Kitteh? I want a Mane Coone Kitteh!
Dis following peepz is heerby kord jully invitinged tu beeing on deh map.
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AmberKB, CharitysMommy, Din Fleetpaw, riggit, yachris
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If ur name iz not on dis list adn u wanting tu b on deh map, not tu worrying! deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking.
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Tu being on deh map just sending deh emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur name adn location. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
humph, iz linting all over da place
diz iza test ….hee hee ….
oooooooooohhh lookie ……ai iz BLOO !!!!!
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Janet MAED meh dew it ……
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(corse, ai gotz no idear wat diz meenz ….) unlesses mebbe iz cawse iz sew cole heer in mousegun….brrrrrrrrrrr
*Handz salleh a steemee hot mug o koko wif wippee kreem
*adn chokklit spriklolz on it
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Kumgradulashunz on deh blooz!!!!
Cheerz!!
Wao! Congarats salleh! Naow we can frending yoo!
Adn when yoo sees Philippe, tell him yoo R noolee blu!
Ohai, ICHC is fixed naow? teh missig sez teh kitteh sploded adn borked it.
ragdoll kitteh!
O mai! Kitteh so cyoot! Soo sooo sooo cyoot! Furst pikshur ai sees todai and iz so cyoot….*grabs CHRG to try to titen* Aaaahh!
***S*P*L*O*R*T*!***
o. ai finks ai dyed.
*sigh* a ratz wurkz is nebber dun.
vacuum braynes up into teh lolrus bukkit.
Rinse wif teh sparklee art eejun waddurs.
place carefully back inna brayne.
place CHRG/wdoi left ober frum fangs gibbon
SKRIIIIIITCH duky taype teh CHRG in plaec.
Has teh tee wif lemming squeezeers innit adn teh chawkllit possum wif rasb erry fillings.
Tuck in teh nawt too floofie blankie. (was floof that maed teh splorted)
Oh mai!!! lukkit deh poor KCTainlkinker!! Laying heer awl splorted ebbreewair.
Enneebuddee seen deh CCC????
Never mind, WRR took keer uv it.
O fankies, WRr! Ai didn’t fink ai wuz gonna maek it! *noms on choklit possums wif raspberry filling* Yum! *snorgles into floofy blankee* Ai feels beddur nao!
FFFLLLOOOOOFFFFF!!!!
Oh my. Iz teh snorgle snorkel in use?
Gosh. Look at all those warm, floofy fluff.
NS haz Gremlin’s new lastest. Teh old 1 shud be around heer.
*looks around sees it hanging frum the CCC**
Heer it iz.
Fanks, WRr!
I’m goin in…
*Fawls ober weekly* *awl splorted*
Anuddur wun!!
vacuum braynes up into teh lolrus bukkit.
Rinse wif teh sparklee art eejun waddurs.
place carefully back inna brayne.
place CHRG/wdoi left ober frum fangs gibbon
SKRIIIIIITCH duky taype teh CHRG in plaec.
Has teh tee wif lemming squeezeers innit adn teh chawkllit manatee wif blooberry fillings.
Tuck in teh floofie blankie.
hi
ohai!
oh oh….sploded kitteh gunna maek mah hed aspl-
*Splort*
..ode……
BTW, iz eet juss meh, oar iz WP serriuzlee messin up?
depenz…..how messed up r u???
No wurries, ai can halp!
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*scoopy scoopy scoopy da braynes*
*Pat pat pat dem in da braynes bawks*
*Fit da brayne bawks bones awn lyke a jig-saw puzzlol*
*Wrap wrap wif duck taype*
*Apply da CHUG (an da holiday vershun, which nayme ai cannawt remembur) wif doi*
*Tucks da blankee in an gibs yew da hawt chokklit, an da big chokklit possums tew hab* ^-^ dere yew goes, Draconic Kitteh, awl bettur!
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Now, lessee if we can fix da WP! *Pulls awt da BIG needlol an da bone-saw* Dis won’t hurt “a bit,” WP… *Smylol* …Ai’s kiddin, it’ll hurt a lawt! =P
(Hehe an dat last part was direckted tew WP, nawt at yew, DK. ^-^ Dere be no bone-saws oar big needlols fur da splort-fixin. ^-^)
whut? big needols? *scales on bak raise liek bristling furz, scampers tew hied*
beree…..
haoebbur, awn liek the moast resunt lol, eet wuz awl messud up, and wud nawt let meh poast awn eet…..ai nawt noez wy….
vacuum braynes up into teh lolrus bukkit.
Rinse wif teh sparklee art eejun waddurs.
place carefully back inna brayne.
place CHRG/wdoi left ober frum fangs gibbon
SKRIIIIIITCH duky taype teh CHRG in plaec.
Has teh martooni adn teh chawkllit possum wif rasb erry fillings.
Tuck in teh nawt too floofie blankie.
HALP! WEERD PRESS EETED MEH!
WP U borked it, U buyed it!!
Nawt borked it! Noes, noes! Ai doan hev 41 elebenty elebentygazillion dollars. Gawta goes nao……sleepy nao…..tayke meh hoem WRr….too tired to drive…ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzz Nite nitey….
Too buzzee tu dribe u alla way home. Ai drop U at teh NB. One or two of the YNGs will dribe U hoem frum there.
Ai can’t put enny commints onna new pikshur. Ai gets errored.
I think dey may b werking on it. I got a “commintz fur diz pic b closed msg.” and lukkit deh Hoo b Tawking list… no pixor listed neggst tu deh namez…..
Ai gors da sayme ting… no fun! At leest we hab dis won tew goes tew, ai guess. ^-^
Ya, but it klosing in on deh ebil 200 commint level. No point in stikking arownd. ::big frownee fais::
We goes to teh Fred Fred? it has teh least commints.
We can has move tew anudder lol, perhaps? Mebbeh dig bak tew find won dat is nawt tew neer 200 comments? ^-^
Looks like my kitteh that died last Christmas. I haz a sad.
U hads a hansum, purtee kitteh. Himz/hur at rainbow bridj noaw, wiff a purma-
nent happeh, waitin fur u to join himz/hur! Doan bee sad. Kitteh in a bootimuss happeh place.
Teh lifes/spirruts/lifey sparks dat pass obur r wiff teh Makur Dat Lubs Furrebbur.
Doan has a sad…..has a bootifull antissipayshun.
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Oh, TS. Aym so sawree. {{TS}} Yoo had a gorjus kitteh! It must be hard for yoo, approaching teh anniversary uv yor kitteh’s loss. I sends yoo heeling thots and warm wishes for happeh memreez uv yor sweet behbeh. {{TS and kitteh hoo went to teh brij lass Crismuss}}
Teh furst Crismuss and Noo Yeer after mah Gremlin wuz gon (4+ yeerz ago), I wuz so sad. I put a kandel in teh winder faycing teh playc in may yard wher we put his liddel grayve. Teh grayve is at teh edge of mah yard, neer teh part of teh yard now named Gremlin’s Meadow; I lets teh flowrs grow tall ther, and teh burdies and teh bunnehs kin be playing ther. It mayd me happeh thinkin that mebbe he wuld luk down frum hevven and see teh lit kandel, and no I wuz thinkin uv heem and remembring heem. That he wuz still held tite in mah hart, never to be let go.
I hoep yoo will fynd a way of remembranc that mayks yoo feel comforted insted uv sads. If yoo needs a frend to tawk to, yoo coeming heer and fynding me. And yoo kin telling me moar abowt whut yoo luvved best bowt yor wunnerful, beautimus kitteh. I am happeh to lissen.
Kitteh need my daddyz, hez paramedic!! Hez SAVEZ YOU!!
mai floof, let meh show u awl ov it.