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duk duk gooz?
Ackshully, jes duk duk duk duk an duk.
Teh darker wuns are Mallards, aifinkso. Wii had sum inna baftub wunse!
Congrats jk2k, haow shall we sillybrayte?
Wii shud awl goe tew teh ty bootik, an get a noo servur foar diz syte!
dat iz bestestest idea yet@!
Ai aern’t dum
whut yu meen “dopted”?
Iz lil Soft-Soft!
Him didn’t get eeted!
Yet…
Must run orf to choir practice naow – back later.
Nite-nite Anni! Keep warm!
Have a gud sing!
needz to grow a bit furst – not enuff on im for 1 hungree kitteh!
I agwee. Nuggits iz tew small.
an floof getgz stuked in teef – wate fur fevvers!
Too mutsh floof an nawt enuff meet!
Iz lo-fat meel tho wid much floofage!
An hi fibur!
IZ NAWT A DUMB BLONDE! Just cuz ai am blonde!
KCT, u acksidentalee gibbed me eerwurm!
“Cuz I’m a Blond” by Julie Brown (frum “Earth Girls Are Easy” movie/soundtrack)
U gib me eerwurm Ai gib tu ebery1
…I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
…
U know dat “Blond” song, WRr?
Earf Gurlz R Eezy iz teh funnee moovie.
*danses caturdai nite mooves* O hai, WRr and rhsb! *danses, twirls, skips* Woo hoo! Hey! Follow meh to teh casbah! Weeeee!
I had blast from past today.
I chayre-dansed at werk tew “Atomic Dog”!
Ai been trying to get to yu
for a long time…
Wut?
Is olde moozics frum soul survivor
Xpressway tu mai hart
Oh.
Iz electrik! Boogie woogie oogie
Ai gawts dem boogie woogie blues! Gib meh da beet bois tew free mai soul, ai’m gonna get lawst in dat rocknroll, let’s drift away….
Aw, heck yeah!
Wun toke ober teh lien, sweet Jesus, Wun toke ober teh lien…
Dangit, I wana go dansin. Iz been yeers, tho. Mebbe I cud tawlk my BFF into goin sumware…
Do you wanna know where I learned to do the Electric Slide? In the ladies room at a hotel bar in Evansville, IN.
Gosh, that was elebenty years ago!
Iz cream
Ai haz a eerwurm for owld rocks n rolls tonight.
It getting near dawn…
I’ll soon be with you my love…
Photoshopped!
**duks an runz**
No, it b dukz and maor dukz.
:snerk:
U needz teh ima deum rhsb?
Nope, altho I wuz kinda kweezy erlyur 2day.
Dunno wat cawzed dat tew happin.
Dey nawt runnin – dey standin still
Dis pikshur kwaks me up!
Doan let me get u down!
ai haev 2 cri foul
Moar duckee tayp!!! Ai needz moar duckee tay…
…
*splort*
…
Drat.
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up nightshayde’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in herz hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed zippercat to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap her inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib her sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oops, sowwy u seem 2 haz had a naem chanj dere!
Musta ben skuping up sum spare braynez.
*wundurin hoo ai am rite nao*
Ai haz a confuzzled. But ai haz a sawftee blankee & a choklit possum, so it kint be awl bad.
*singing* Animlol cwackers in mai soop and teh funneh munkees at the zoo.. *sings and hums*
Yu iz knot dum, yu iz jus pigmintashunallii challunjd.
praps Cieling Cat hadza floofy minyun kallded cielign dukkeh???
Fankies, jmuhj. Ai preesheeates that! *fluffs and tosses teh blonde hare* Heer catch teh blonde hare…*frows blonde rabbit*
dat rabbit ben in teh air fur a lawng teim.
*cat shus teh blonde rabbit*
nao waht aido?
watch aowt fur teh pointee endz. Rabbitz nawt liek to be teh ball.
well u no waht tehy sai. hare todai adn goon 2morow
ROFLMHO
Duk Soop?
Marx moovie, behbeh!
WHY A DUCK? WHYA NO CHICKEN?
teh pun wuz ona ‘viaduct’ an elivated water bridgge ting.
All Hail Marx an Lennon!
dis be teh Groucho an teh John, aifinkso!
teh wurd pretzul been broked aifinkso! sez nao commintz- are elbinty billion!
Wuz bort fur owerz and wudn’t letting uz commint on dis lol. Now wii haz a plais tu play!!!
ohai cweenmj. glad 2 sea u haz escaped teh tendrils ov teh sourpea.
Hai cmj, ai jus heer tu sa ai email yu mai locashun fur yur map*smiley face*
ohai CCR
ai jus finished dinner……………nom nom
Hai, ai jus putted mai name on da map*or mai location* watteber. Wat fur dinner?
Oh hai, CCR, I just bak frum deh map….u b # 321!!!! Yay!!
.
But now deh main map haz two paigeiz… I will haz tu mak anuzzer kololonee….. hoo tu pik, hoo tu pik…….
YAY the peeps is multiplyin!!!
CCR ai hadded a lil bit ob stake an sum steemed sweet taters an teh bwokli wokli……….. (ish tryin tew be gud)
oh noes, did ai lose CCR agin?? i jus has tew kwit wandrin orf……
naw ai heer. jus slow tiiper
soun gud tu mii. Ai hab bakked chix wit bwn rice g.beenz an care roots. Wuz gud but yurssoun bettr. Gess et coud hab ben duck or goose.
yers souns helfy tew!! ai haz tew cormfesh ai haz hadda cuppla peeces ob chonklit since dinner…….. but, but, nawt a lot!! pwomish!!
*smiley face* Yu nawt badd, chocolit iz gud fur da hart jus lik wine fur da bwood.*runs into gurls room an raids hiden stash of choclits* nom nom… er ai haz tu keepz up wit ta fwrends?
closet chonklit sishters, dats ush!!
ai can haz dat insted ob teh wine, otay??
(jus nawt as mush funs………wahhhh)
shur! Seecrretly ai nawt much on dwinkin ani moor but nawt want tu stan owt lik soor thumb. So ai clinkee glasses wit sprklee soda or grape juice. Ai haz a big sleppy cuz huzbin kep mii awake laz nite, he nao sic an snorez lik grwizzly bere. Fanx fur twakin tu mii an hab fun.
Hey, Jkitty, yu still on? Ai had tu gib mai sore fingers a rest frum mai quilt!
Oh, hai, Crose, yu on still?
ohai kk4…..we are still here
I iz heer.
.
off and on.
.
kinda
.
sorta
.
mebbee
speekin ob sore thumbs………..its ower littel kwilter!!!
hai ai heer fur da mo mint. how yu?
Oh hai, gurly gurls! Ai bin wurkin on quilt fur mai mom fur christmas, ai bin wurkin awn it non-stop since 7am, it’s hand qwilted, so mai fingers jest throbbin an sore rite nau! Ai needed a brake, an wat bedder plase tu take a brake den heer!!
strech dem finners………… out……..in…………out……….in………
drum onna tabul………..drum……..drum…….
ai duzznt noew wut ai iz tawkin bout…….LOL
Ai gwad tu see yu tu. Herd bout dawg an yur kwilt-soe srry-Ai wood lik tu stay but ai gonna get sum sleepeez be4 ai dwrop ober. Ai seez yu awl to moar row.{{{{{{tu eberbodee}}}}}
bye schweeeetie!!!
{{{{{{CCR}}}}}}}
g’nite!!
Silly gurl!! Wen yu kwilt bai hand, yu hold quilt in yur lap, den each an ebbry stitch hits da top or bottom finger wif da needle. Dat’s how yu know dat da needle went thru…So yur top finger an bottom finger is bery bery sore, yu get a big kwilter callous on each finger, but sumtimes da needle pokes awl da way in yur finger, but yu gawt tu keep goin!! Mai fingers is sore rite now!! I fink ai got 2 daze left on it. *kk4 rubs sore, calloused fingers, but admires wurk fur hur Mom at same time*
G’nite, {{{C.rose}}}, {{{cweenmj}}} Schmoo’s fur you bof..hav gud sleeps tunite! **kk4 tucks C.rose and cweenmj in floofy pink blankees, gibs dem hot chokklit and fluffy warm soks fur der feets**
ai wud fink awl teh finners be sore cuz awl crampeded up fur ours n ours!!!
Oh, if ai tucked yu intu beds prematurly, cweenmj, aifinks mai brane nawt wurking rite!! **untucks cweenmj, holds floofy nitetime gudness fur later**
Dey more sore frum da needle pokin, but dey get stiff an sore from da crampy stuff tu…It luks real nice tho’. Ai patched in da batting dat da ebil goggie dug out…grrr
slitz teh calif intu nort an souwt?
oh KBC, yew is frum Laguna beech…….. is lurvelee there……….. at lest long time ago wen ai wuz der wuz lurvely
Deh Californya map b fine. It b dhe main map dat needz a new kololonee…. mebbee Oh Hai O, It haz bowt a duzin peepz….New york haz rownd 10….. I will sleeping on it and werk on it tu morree…. in deh meentime pore Yvi and Zee-zee b hiding on page two.
yew will sleep on teh map?? oh noes………… anovver grand canyon!!!
*hedbat*
*ouchie*
Awww poor dukkeh
didja here teh wan abut teh blonde taht…
…herd she waz preggers?
no? she sed ‘r u shure itz mien”
*snerk*
ohai DK. how iz ur studying going 2nite?
how cud him studyin…………himz been heer playin awl teh time……. study mai feetz!!
DK b studying ur feetz, jamamamma????
Y, iz dey differnt frum nrml????
hands oh hips, toe tappin………….. oh cweenie, yew noes ai ment MAI FOOT!!!
wahtz rong wif yer foot?
*shiftee eyez*
*luks at feetz*
studiiin? ai nawt duin anne rite nao…awltho I’z surpossud tew beez maekin a bibl….
beb…..
ting sew ai cites mai soursus sew dat mai teechur nawt tinks dat ai pla…plae…
iz taekin sumwun’s wurk widdout credut…
az lawng az u maek shure 2 taek owt awl teh hyperlinked thingys in ur copied and pasted report eye am shure ur teecher nawt no teh paper iz nawt awl ur oar regional finking.
iz projict furr histurree class….iz wurth 8 projickt graeds….
y his sturee adn nawt her sturee iz waht ai wanna no
dere probablee acksplanayshun, but ai nawt noez eet….
prolly cuz u spend sew much teim plaing hear adn nawt enuf teim studying ;wink;
btw, teh smilies werkeng yet?
iz teh pay tree arch hall scosyitee, aifinkso! wminz can has moz importint jobs: mama, teecher, nursie, cooks… an git apid teh leastingz! iz to be ashamed. but nawt yr fawlty, DK, ai noes.
Ahh, ai nose how dat can be, habing tew rite da “pleh” paypurs an awl dat. Ai nose yew will dew yer best, DK!
.
Ahh yes, histurree. ^-^ Mai fayborite, ackshuallee!
fank yoo
ai liek histuree…but dis projict iz awlmost tew much…
Sownds lyke a bad projeckt. X_x; dose are nebbur fun!
wun dat iz wurth 8 projict graeds…and a projict graed is wurth 71% ob teh total…
oh BG, dats jus rong!!!
ai culdnawt help it. waz hear plaing awl by maiself awlmost. nobodi haz herd az mani blonde jokez az a blonde aifinkso
hmmmmmmmmm *wisspurrs…….at leest yew wuzznt playin wiff yerself*
: shock :
jamamakitty goes tew NB, tale between legs, hed hangin down (snikker on her face)
ai waz veri careful in piking mai werds cuz ai new sombodi wood prolly maek a NB kinda commit.
:snerk: (ai duzznt ushulleee but ai cud nawt hep maiself….)
sew…yoo wanted sumwun tew go tew the NB?
Fail
heh…ai juss maed teh saem mis-read…..
*goes tew NB as well*
were gonna haev 2 sea sum id aifinkso
aww…yoo meen ai has tew has Idz tew get intew teh NB? ai nawt has idz….
but ai has thots dat maek meh has tew go tew teh NB…butt iffn ai nawt abul tew go inn…..whut iz ai surpuzed tew do den???
eef ai nawt abul tew get intew teh NB, den ai nawt has awtulet fur the thots een mah hed…
soundz liek hiz hed dangerous plaz tu go alone, wut yu fink?
diipends awn hoo eet iz……
but eet probublee iz….
yer homewerk! ha! ai jus be jking u. iz teh teecher in me. can nawt helpz butt 2 tell a student 2 gitz hiz hoemwerks dun.
lol…yoo sed ‘butt’…..
(srry…had tew sai dat….)
DK, u put az much energy in2 ur studiez az u do in2 being nawt tee eye am shure u bee an teh honor roll inn know tiem.
ai iz in teh hi honur rowl……
mai lowust graed iz a 84…becauze ai turneded inn a projict laet…
adn ai nawt akshualee putz anne enurgee intew mai thots dat wai….
dey arre liek dat naturalle, aifinkso…
ask yer teecher how turning in somefing laet showz taht u unnerstand teh topick less tahn if u tern it in awn tiem. iz u dummer jus cuz u tern it inn laet? do nawt let dem giev u taht teeching u bout sponsiblity crap. ahh, noa ai is us provokatating. never mine me. jus tuk a step awn2 teh soapbocks butt (eye sed it agin) step off b4 eye gits going full steem
eh…ai gawtz juss 10 poyntz awff…sew eet nawt aktchuallee dat bad…
yes, yoo did sai eet agin!
SMOOOO!
fur teh 10 pointer!
is grandmotherly typee smoo, nawt tu be gittin teh idearz abou mii.
ai nawt tryin tu crupt teh yunginz
eye just gitz awl riled up cuz eye do nawt unnerstand mai fellow teechers taht sai a student showz less understanding (fewer points earned) buy terning somefing inn laet. nawt everibodee werks at teh saem paec, u no?
ai noez….
awltho….eet wuz juss dat ai wuz procrastinaytin awn dooin teh assaiynment…………………………
U haz tu go stay in teh NB student secshun.
Yu sposed tu git yur homewurk dun!! *sez da Mom and Granma kk4*
yesh an kwit waystin awl yer time on teh puter wif teh olde laydeeees……..LOL
Hobbles ober tu Jkitty, gibs hur hi five…
*thump, thump, thump*
BG slowlee inchez her walker over 2 KK4 adn Jkitty. givs bof hi 5s
weeel…nawt tew bee insultin….but iff dere wur yungur laydeez, ai
wud paraboblee bee spendin tyme wid dem….
Lol – at nawt sekkund ai fot yoo inched ur walker over KK4 adn jamama!
:snerk: at deh walker over JK and KK4!!
Mayhem in deh rest home!!!!
eye wood nawt due taht!
*whispurrs* eye had 2 read ur post 4 tiemz cuz eye kept finking eye inched mai walker over toooooo teh rong peepz cuz eye waz seaing watt u dinna sea. 2 too to funnee.
eye haz 2 go nao. bin telling dk 2 due his hoemwerk win eye haev teh paperz 2 graed myself. nitety nite
Nitey-nite BG! Bees careful wif dat walker!
Adn ai going to bed naow. Gud nite cheezfrends! Schmooo!
nite BG, bees keerful wif yer walker…….. ai jus uses teh cayne rite now…LOL
*kk4 cries out in distress* OW, OUCH, oh, CChalp meh!!! Der is a walker pile up in da hallway!!! *luks round* Ware dem paramedics wen we needs dem!!
*Oh, mai hip*
oh noes, wair is Walker, tekas raynger wen yew needs im??
Oh, yesh, we culd use, ai meen, we need hims nao mor dan ebber! *trips staff wif cane, hoping dey will cawl C.Norris tu halp us*
oh nawt first hand, nebbermind…….. hims bizzi wif himz bud, mcpayne…..*psst an himz nawt tew cyooot*
how bout Magyver???
*shiftee eyz*
erm….cue teh Chuck Norris joeks nao?
Iz yur homewurk dun, young man?
*gasp* yoo sed teh ‘f’ wurd!!
erm…no, eet iznu’t…..awltho mai mom juss powred watr awl obbar mai compyootur awn purrpues….
Oh, DK, ai gawt grandkids older den yu!! Yu gawt tu get yur homewurk dun before yu play on da computer!! If ai wuz yur Mom, ai wuld nawt ebben let yu hab a computer!! Nawt tu hurt yur feelins or ennyfing….
welll…ai’z akchualee gettin teh soursus dat ai yused foar teh projict….
srsy! I am!
Ai noes dat kids needs computers now days tu git da homewurks dun, ai noes dat is how life is nao…I jes sayin…most ub de ladees dat is on heer, including meh, is grandmas. Yu seem like nice kid…but kind ub strange, or weird fur us wen awl yu tawk about is NB, NB thoughts…can’t yu jes play nise? Ai nawt want tu hurt yur felines, but, aifinks more peeps would play wif yu if you nawt bring dat up sew much! Aifinks dat would be bedder…..
soree………..
ai nawt notissed dat, akshualee…..
*triez tew slink awff*
Iz okai, ai jes thot sumone shuld tewl yu! You seem liek nice kid, an dis fun place tu play, but, really, dis place nawt reely about dat kind uf fing…okay? Iz late nau, ebbryone off tu bed an sleep times, ai jes fot ai shuld tell yu dat. Usually, wen sumone sez…off tu NB, dat meens dey had inappropriate thot..an dat is awl it meens! Den we go on tu next fing…NB is jest an analogy/metaphore, really, dis nawt dat kind ub site. Aifinks yu could reely hab more fun heer if you nawt “go der” sew tu speek. Aifinks dat mebbe is awkward fur sum peeps tu want tu play wif yu cuz yu always refer tu NB, an we is grandmas, an dis, um, well, honey, we awl gawt kids an grandkids older dan yu!! Ai hope dat yu continue tu play heer, an ai jes fink dat mebbe yu mite nawt feels so left out if yu kin nawt tawlk like dat tu us, okai? Nawt slink away, nawt feels bad, mebbe yu jest nawt noes!!? Schmoo!
*slinkz furthur awai*
Gib DK a breaks. Iz whut 90% ub teenage bois is finking abowt 99% ub teh tiem. Himz just haz 2 lern teh discreshuns.
DK iz beddur nawt to tawk about doez fings quite so much. Most peepz nawt az tolerant az teh cheezpeepz.
Dat awl ai ment…but luk liek it turn tu mommy-lectshur! Ai nawt trieys tu be harsh! *ruffles WRr’s hair*
wut iz black an blu an brwn an liez inna ditch?
teh brunette who telling wun teww mani blonde chokes!!
ai noes tem all!
wanno noes why blond chokes so shorty short?
okai eye’ll bite. y?
sew dey canz ramembur dem?
so teh REDHEADZ can be remembering tehm!
hee hee hee
*ducks the pointy endz frum red hed kittehs*
why so mani blonde chokes?
ohai, i leeved yoo a messij on yor profile!
yea ai be gotten it, tanx sew berry muss!
ai preshee ate teh helpin.
it gibbing teh broonettes sumfing tew talk about!!
*duckz all pionty fings sent by brunetteed kitteh girrrlz*
ai onlee playin wit yewz!
*smirk on teh face replazeing wit innerscent look*
jus keep teh wyte out offa teh puter skreeen
At least blonds have more fun nyah nyah nyah *sticks tongue out at the others*
blondes may have more fun, but redheads are moar funz. STN
:snerk:
curses, foiled agin!!! (mai hair, dat iz……LOL)
nawt tew wurriez……
SCHMOOOOO!!!
{{{jamamakitty}}} Haz a Blooberry wafflol?
yummmmmmm sounds gud!! wif a fyooo pecans innit tew?
wai nawts? Chokklit saus oar mayplol syrups?
haf n haf……….. tew mini decishuns
nom nom nom
Iz yu offrin wipee creems on tawp tu, WRr? *kk4 buts in, cuz dat soundz gud*
If U can fined a skwirlol tu whippee teh creem.
ai hopes we nawt tew layte fur teh brekfus desert!!
oh yay, nawt tew layte!! ai lurves brekfus fur dinn dinn!!!
Iz nebber tu late fur dessert, aifinkso! Like der always rume fur icecream!
well kids………… ai hazta turn in ……….
nice tew see you KK4
fanks fur teh wafflol WRr
g’nite cweenie wairebber yew are
*ai lurve yew guys* schmooooooo
*Tukz jamamamamamamkitty up inna
*floofee blankee adn gitz
*hersef off tu bed, tu.
Oh, g’nite mai fine ladees ub ICHC!! *tucks cweenmj an Jkitty in softee pink blankees wpoi, gibs bof warm soks tu ware tu bed so feets stays warm, tuck tuck intu warm beds, puts fine china teacups w/matching saucers full ub hot chokklit on nitestands* Nite nite gurls, ai problee see yu tomorrrow nite wen ai gibs mai fingers a rest agin!! {{{J.kitty}}} {{{Cweenmj}}} Schmoo’s tu yu, and sweet dreeems!!!
eye am gonna charj dis wan 2 ur bill
ohai iz aniee buddy homerz?
ai still say why a duck?
eye steel hear. eye donawt no. y a duk?
ai cpoiez catnipper iz ol marz brotars choke, “whya duck, whya no chikin?”
whentey asking col sunderz why chickin crossy road, he sez:”Why? ai miss wun?”
I want to tell you all the story bout the Harper Valley widow wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn’t even stop to play
She said mama I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA…
taht maed me remember teh Tom T Hall sawng (cuz he did a vershon ov Harper Valley PTA) I LOve..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt3WQ7OE9s8
iz ape pro pree ate 4 tis fred aifinkso
bother me tommorow
todai ai finds noe sorrow-
do-do-do
lokkin owt mai back door!
Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train
And I’s feeling nearly as faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
It rode us all the way to New Orleans.
harpoon my harpoon
and my dirty red bandanna-
playin soft while bobby sang the blues, yeah…
winshild wipers clappin time
bobbys hand was holding mine
…we sang every song that driver knew.
freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose…
ai misses janet j! ai iz ol enuff to member her.
*sniff, raises glass in toast*
“To abscent comradz!”
Raises glasses tu kittyboocat, an WRr, tu the greatest voice in the world…
*cheerz, mai frenz*
Fank U wii heer awl weeks.
Once upon a time, there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours,
Think of all the great things we would do
….
Ah, dose were teh days… *snif* Wher’s a linnin hankee when yoo needs wun?
♫♪
O, Lord, wont ya bai mii a Mer Say Deez Benz?
Mai frenz awl drive Pour shaz, I must make a menz.
Werkt hard awl mai lifetime, no halp frum mai frenz,
Sew Lord, wont ya bai mii a Mer Say Deez Benz?
♫♪
Da bestest sawng fur a woman is Turtle Blues, bai da late, grate J.Joplin, off da Cheep Thrills album. *clinkee glasses fur anyone still down dis far on thred*
Klinkee glassez adn gud nite, kk4. Schmooo.
{{{{{{awl deh Cheezpeepz}}}}}}}}}
clinkee glasses.
last wun fur teh night.
Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
Its down at the end of lonely street
At heartbreak hotel.
You make me so lonely baby,
I get so lonely,
I get so lonely I could die.
arrrrrrrrrrrrrg!
JANIS J!!
stoopy claws caint type!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
We knoes what u meant
tanx WRR.
ai muz sai bai, iz time fur me tew go sleepy.
i luvz all teh cheezpeepz and wud schmoo yew all ifin ai had time!
Nitey-nite kittyboocat! Schmoooo to yoo!
Soft-soft seemz vedy unhappiez…
That makes me want to get a cat.
Yay Ducky!!!! Us blondes, stick together we must!!!!
*yellow chickie* “U iz all revarse racits”