Basement Cat summons his legions…
Basement Cat summons his legions… And so it begins…
sum of hiz minions will cum thru da drain.
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oh noes, they be skerring me!!
help, me jamamakitty!
*hides under bed*
ohnooooooooooooes they be under there, toooooooooooo!
dust bunnies lite up?
*snerk*
*Takez rope made frum ten drillz and tiez
*Sourpea tu bed fraym.
*pilez dust bunnehz rownd hur tu making hur sneeze.
yew still orf yer meds? cweenie?
hay! where mai favoritin button goed? ai is nawt happee no mores…
wut buttin did yew lose???
on pooter at home, kin make into teh favorites frum homepage. nao at teh school, nawt so much. *snivel an whiney face*
ai noes wut yew mean………. mai puter atwerk ai cannot make favrits, ai cannot vote lols n stuffs……….. berry mysterius….. teh wais ob teh innertooobs
da button nose on Fwosty???
the wun maded out ob cole??
no, siwy, teh too eyez be maid of cole.
ole king cole’s maid?
wut himz noze wuz? sings tew herself
fwosteeeeeeeeeee the noman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
had a berry shineyyyyyyyyyyy noesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ahem, yu are mixing yr meta forz. Rooodolf had teh shinee nose (wachout fr LCB) adn Fwosty had da corm cob piep and the button noze adn da eyes made outta coal. Olive, the otter raindeer, used to laff & call himz naems- dat is Roodof. not fwosty.
Wif a cornkob piep an a buttin noez, an two eyez maed owt uv cole.
*ahem* iffn ai dint noew beddar ai wud fink ai wuz drinkin……. lol n laff n lol sum more
hmmmm ai gess ai’m a lil rusty wif mai crissmess carlols!!
ohai NS, ai been meenin tew complimentz yew on yer darlin outfitz!! ai lurves it!!!
{{{{{NS}}}}}
Fanks! Ai donut knowin why it haz a blak bakgrownd. Teh clipart had a wite bakgrownd. *shrug* Ai haz anudder kyoot wun wif Hello Kitteh & a big wreath.
Oh — an ai lurves yer Santa hat!
Ai luze awl mai butunz. pyewtur iz ok.
say olive………. yew iz blooo but yer linkie no takes me innywair…..wut up?
so ai wundur if wen ai goze bak tu gma oar Lady M. if wil be bloo? Dis is da stranje plais sumtiemz.
oh yew……… ai dint noes it wuz yew
schmooooooooo
put yer curson ober yer bloo name and den ober mine…. yew will see teh diffrence
Ai haitz wen it duz dat. hab tu x owt nd cum bak. but schmoo tu yu tu.
Oh, dat sillee wp . gibz me da “olib” but nawt hur pikshur. Iz spoze tu be fur krismes “olib, da uvvur ranedear” Iz awlredy tu lait tudai tu fikz. maibe tumoro wil be ok?
Olive, are you the other reindeer? Why did u used to laff and clla himm naems?
oh noes……………..yew maded me lol outloud……..laffs n laffs n laffs
Becuz ai can has a mene streek a miel wide.
ohoh. i best stay on yr gud side!!
*sekritly sprays speshul MisselToemist at Olive*
*Olive proceedz to say ‘Olive you!’ adn schmoo everybuddy in site* includink twollz
Oh, du ai hab tu ? grumblol, grumblol. shmoo, grumblol, shmoo. olive yu, grumlol, schmoo.
nope.
jus askin
*aaaaachooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO*
*sneeze distributes Missile Toes agentGreen throughout area*
*cweenmj is encased in mildlymenacingmissiletoemist adn suddenly has an overwhelming urge to kisskisskisskiss everybodee*
*including twolls*
*hadnz tisshoo* wao…dat wuz sum sneeeez…..
Bewares da incandess… inkan… glowey dust bunnehs! An da layzur-miniyuns ob basement cat tew. ^-^ none ob dem can be berry gewd fur yew.
SCHMOOO!!
Eeep! *Is suddenly schmoooed!*
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*Flies backwards from the force of that schmoo!*
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Aww, tank yew berry mush, cween! ^-^
ohai DF, did yew get yersef on cweenie’s map yet?? we wants tew fill up teh hoooooooooole wied whirrrrrrrrrrrld!!!
ohhhhhhhhhh
Diiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn, ai *din*t get an anser
Sowwy! Ai has mai attenshun divyded between lols an mai studeeing. Mai finlol exams are commin up in a week. =P An mai Prowfesszorz will nawt lyke me if ai write down dat da “I’m finkin… Pastels!” lol was da inspirayshun fur da gothic Cathedral at Chartres. =P
U meen it wuzn’t???
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*wanderz off tu kumpare
*”lol cat” wif “cat eedrlol”
*Is still recubbering frum da schmoo, a littlol dizzee an stumbloling*
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Yew nose, ai does needs tew dew it. ^-^ Aifink it will be a gewd ting tew dew.
Dat reminderz miii,
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Deh following peepz is heerbai kord jully invitinged tu beeing on deh map.
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Cat-Loaf, catnipper, Din Fleetpaw, gammacat, nick8414, Q.
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If ur name iz not on dis list adn u wanting tu b on deh map, not tu worrying! deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking.
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Tu being on deh map just sending deh emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur name adn location. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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deh map b at
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599&ll=34.307144,28.828125&spn=158.83046,360&z=1
ai did nawt asking yet? please pleezs! ai libs in sourin cli forn aye a an
and ai work inna orange county, libbs in sandiego, so stikin teh pin waaerebberz!
Wher ai sign?
oh yew libs neeer KK4……… kerrykat4…………hers werkin on her kwilt tewnite an cannot play till her is dun aifinkso
Sins wen wurk awn purjekt kepez kk4 awai frum plai? Dat’s just nawt rite. Wil has tu tok wif hur abowt pry oar teez.
I just got u on deh map catnipper… U putz us at 320 peepz. YAY!!!!!
dunnutt beez scared, sweetpea!!! I r heer! Ur NOBLE STEED!
I has been relegated by an Authority too sabes yall frum teh legions.
I willz hoofs dem!
I willz stomps dem!
I willz obburcum dem wiff donkeylubs and sheer ten assity!!!!! I willzz!!!
U cum on owt. We will hoof dem legions’ butts. U ride on mah back and we
willz doo it toogeddur!
*comes out braaavlee win hearing da luvley,brave Kafleen’s voiz*
teh donkee haz “ten assity”?!? FTW!
Happie tie for nawt sekkund sweetpea and jamamakitty!
Chu want drinksies and dans?
Wut kindz?
mebbe bunny hop and some hops tew drink???
hmmmmmmmm wut kind ob hops can we dwink??
alcyhops
brewry hops
cold hops
d…….
dustbunny hops out frum under bed,
eats the leftover
fud on da floor
g…
*stoopee duplicate commint thingee*
*grumblol grumblol
SCHMOO!!!
lol- schmoo to you, too!
dansing hops
Egyptian hops
Floofie tayl hops
G…
gud hops
hoppie hops
illustrated hops
jamamakitty hops
k…….
kangarew hopz
long long hops
many hops
naughty hops
o…
ovver peeps hops
purdy hops
questionable hops
red hops
s………
Sly hops
Turtlol hops
Unmenshunabull hopw
Veg-ur-a-bull hops
W…
*SCHMOO!*
Dis be verree skary!
ohai, are we relayted?? ha ha ha ha
☼ ♫ Dis iz grouwn contrlol tu maygor Tom. ♪ ♫
taek ur protein pillz adn putz ur hellmutt awn…
…mai CC’s lub bee wif u
Spaec Odditee FTW
dun woory cealin cat will pwn dem*looks in teh bukket finds a cheezburger*noms*
dunnutt beez scared, mah sweetpea!!! I r heer!
Ur NOBLE STEED!
I has been relegated by an Authority too sabes y’all frum teh Legions.
I willz hoofs dem!
I willz stomps dem!
I willz obburcum dem wiff donkeylubs and sheer ten assity!!!!! I willzz!!!
U cum on owt. We will hoof dem legions’ butts. U ride on mah back and we
willz doo it toogeddur!
Dey doan stand a chanss.
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
yur my gyro!
[p.s. use da Greek pronunsiashunz fr the gyro]
Dey be skeering me too.
Ceiling Cat, saiv us!!
onlee cum out at nite
Teh undead
SCHMOO!!!
SCHMOO!!1!! 2 u az well (u seam 2 bee schmooing awl ober teh plaec todai, deer cween. nawt taht dares anifing rung wif dat.)
kinda schmutty iffn yew ask me……..
dont ask!!!
onleeeee kidden!!
u stuk unner teh missle tow? parentlee butt ai nawt sea wear
Sweeepeee wuz meeen tu meeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Waaaaaay up dhere!! *pointz up deh fred*
Yeah – well … yew diddint schmoo meh. Ai haz a sad.
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*hieds faec in pawz*
*peeks owt to see if cweenmj iz lukkin*
*stifflols a gigglol*
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SCHMOO!
she got cot in da Missle Toe mist when i achoooooooooooed.
dey iz awlwais watchin u!
SCHMOOZ tu yooz!!!
“Night of The Felis” u kno lyk… of the Lepus
SCHMOOOOZ!!!
“there is a whole in your mind”
whoops. my lack of cleverness, let me show you…
congrats sweetpea! drinks & dans?
fanx! wot goes wif turkee soop made frm wot liddel remains 0 teh Thanksgivin Turkee?
cornm bread!!!
oh, i got leftover corm bread stuffink. want sum? izza lil spicey
ooooh yesh, ai lurves me sum maize
We maeks bean soops oar burro toes frum teh leftobers.
Wild rices iz gud inna soops.
yu made turkee poop soop?
ai thot mai fambly wuz teh onlee wuns.
an ai likes bred uv nekind smeered wif kranburree jellee wif mai poop soop.
1 meaty ham bone or 1 large ham hock or turkey carcass
6 cups water
1 1/2 cups dried lentils or beans
2 cups sliced carrots, about 3 to 4 medium carrots
1 cup chopped celery
1 cup chopped onion
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1/4 teaspoon pepper
1 bay leaf
Preparation:
In a stock pot or large kettle, combine ham bone, water, lentils, carrots, celery, onion, salt, sugar, pepper and bay leaf. Cover and bring to a boil; reduce heat and simmer for about 1 hour, or until lentils are tender.
Take out ham bone or hock or turkey bones and remove meat. Chop meat and return to lentil soup. Remove bay leaf.
yep… dat’s poop soop.
tasty stuff too…
teh joek is dat bai teh time we make teh soop, teh poop is awl dats left uv the turkee.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM gud!
Babylon 5 reference – FTW!
Congrats ona futhist frum lass, SP
we haz tied ……… same time
Den ai iz sendin teh conga ratz tew yew teww, jamakitty! ai offers teh hot cider ub frenship:*steamy hot cup smellz of cinnamon and cloves*
fanks………. ai noes her wuz on teh top but it onleee takes a few commints tew get seprated an den no wun noes yew maded commint at same time!!
yummmmmmmmm cider………fanks, ai can put teh creem init an make drinkie taste like teh applol pie!
SCHMOOOCH!!
awwwwwwwww schmooo tew teh schmoooooooooiest cweenie!! yew still under teh misslestoe?
*wisperz*
she may be like dis for a while.
the halflife of MissileToemildlymenacingmist may be extendinged by the b0rg enhance mint.
espeshully scents it was aerosolizeded by teh schneeeeeze.
Schmooo!!!!
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u did say i’d b kissin deh trollz, tu, dintja??
; -)
“To teh ownr of teh black Jaguar, yeh left yur lites on”
…. Adn deh grey tabbeh….adn deh caliko….adn deh tuxee…….
oh cyoooot……… yew guiz is gud!!!
“Lay nwee 2 lay cha sone gree”
oh, wee wee!
zhem le shapo rooj.
et la yeux de chat
FTW: For the WIN, to catloaf & cween!
mai kreepy- let mii show it tu yu!
hai kittyboocat – i putted a santa hat on your kitteh abatar. iz on my profile. right clik, save to yor compyooter, upload to wher yoo haz your abatar! (wp akkownt, i guess)
i thought 1 blinked!
Ooh, LOTR reference… very nice.
“…don’t follow the lights”
How does we knoz fur shure that basement cat is male?
basement cat mite bee gurl……awltho teh stuffz dat eet seemz tew repwesint……eh…….
hmm…..ai’z nawt prubin mai poynt…..
mebbe wun, mebbe otthur….
I haz known manee wimmenz dat is definitely basement cat’s minions
if not the basement kitteh herself.
o…………kaiez…….
duz ai want tew kno?
but itz teh males dat live in tehir mommas basemints…
an has frendz over till awl howers uv teh nite..
an wont get a reel job, just lieks cawsin mass destruckshun and drinkin awl the flooids in the fridge…
Dats why I has my own fridge, an it locks too!
Ai haz 2 fridges…wun fur teh fuds and wun fur teh adult beaveraggs.
duz ai dare aks wich wun is bigger? ore will teh anser be too skaree…
an ai hopes yore adult fridge hassa lok to keep owt those whu has had a wee bit too much to drink.
OOH teh layzer lyte showz!! we can haz one?
Yes we can!!
Haz sum nips? Teh layzers be beddur wif teh nips.
aifinkso!
or does it begin….
Schmoooo!!!!
ai iz gonna sleepz wif deh lites awn toonite – aifinkso!!!
SCHMOO!!
basement cat for teh win. basement cat is bettah den celingcat. :]
NOoooooooo!
iz teh duality ub teh uniberz that there be teh no light wit owt teh darkniz. basement iz nawt basemint wit owt teh cieling onit- anywayz nawt bettah- iz DIFFERENT!
*closes eyes and chants zen koan to restore harmony*
paging Rod McKuen
dunwoory celing cat ill pwn dem*looks in teh bukkiet hazcheezeburger*noms*
SCHMOOCH!!!
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Sumbuddee stop mii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stawp yoo frum whut?
hers schmooooooin teh whirld…………herz under a spelll……..up teh thred, read awl about it
ai nawt shoor wut herz meanz bai ’smoo’
eef ai noed, ai wud nawt azk….
oh nebbermynd – ai not tries tew tell yer nuffin
wai nawt??
donut wurree… ai will lets yu in awn teh sekrit uv teh smoo- kum kloser… a liddle kloser… yep, rite thare under teh missiletoe…
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SCHMOOO!
tee hee!
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Psst> schmoo issa sownd effeckt… an sumthin yor awnt edna duz every krissmus
(waet…………saownd effeckt…………….unner missletoe………………….OH! ai gotz eet! adn ai nawt hs a ‘awnt edna….sew dat nawt reelee halp meh…awltho ai tink ai gots eet…)
*blinks a few tiems, den fawlz obbar*
oops…
ai think ai kilt him…
*waeks up*
*gets up, eyez opun wied, beeg smiol awn faes (wiffawt braysuz…ai gawt dem awff tudai!)*
SCHMOOO!!!
dat wuz uneggspeckted…
Nawt brayces? Conga-rats!
When I got my brayces off, I kept finding those little elastics for years and years later.
ai noez….
awltho, nexxt mundai, ai getz a cleer retaynur foar mai tawp teefs….
*whispurrs* ai awlsew can has purrmanent retaynur awn sum teefs-iz a wyurr dat eez sumhao glood tew bak ob sum teefs, keepin dem frum moovin….
smoochie kisskiss!
ai finks she iz reffurring to teh missiletoe stukk awn her teeara..
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/12/02/funny-pictures-cat-summons-his-legions/#comment-517411
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Schmoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spritz! Spritz!! sprays cween wif antee-dote to Missile Toemildlimenacingmist. There!! Hope that works!
*unpukkerz lipz*
Thankz LCV!!!!!! I wuz abowt tu go krazy.
Oar krazyer….
{{{{LCV}}}}
but no kiss if u don’t mind. ; -)
oh cweenie, duz yew hab chappd lips??
has sum minty fresh chapstikk… werks wunders during the winter munths and helps kleer yor nose too!
I haz ben n jerryz chokklit fudge brownee lip balm.
mmmmmmm
teh meltie kind??
Deh supt sez “oh hai Aunt Jemima Kitty”
him beein silly, i finkso.
jamamakitty luks inna mirror………….. time tew go tannin!!
rilly wuz finkin ob dat………gets sew pasty lukkin inna winner time….pleh
:snerk: I fink a Aunt Jemima Kitty
sowndz gud…. pankakez and purrz.
wafflols iz beddur tehn pankakez. Trai mai strawz berry belgian wafflols wif teh dark chokklit saus.
maplol syrppy schmooo tew teh supt!! spose himz gettin tanner dan ebber!!! ai haz a jellus
Ai can has sum dat anteedote sprayz tu? it nawt semez tu maik a peepul happee wif da kissingz. da kissingz is spoze tu maik us happee, nawt?
Schmoo!!
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Just a temp relapze.
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Dusn’t seem tu hav had much affect on ennee uv em, sept
Din, adn he just flew bakkardz. Wutz up wif dat???
ai juss hadeded wun, adn eet had a lawt ob an effict…..
SCHMOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DK- are u old enuff fur all dis schmooing?? *luks sternly*
ai’z 16….shood dere bee ann aeg leemit awn eet?
SCHMOO!
Oh, ai think 16 is fine!! Go fur it!! Schmoo!
adn ai gawtz mai brayces awff tudai! sew no moar metul stuffs awm mai teefs!
awl teh bettur….
SCMOOOOOO!!!
Just remember, DK, most uv deh galz heer b old enuff tu b ur…. …. um… ur Awnteez, …ya, dats it, wii b old enuff tu b ur berry yung Awnteez….
Hmmm………
SCMOOOOOO annewai!
even me… wutz up wif me an yunger mens… is hard to be legal in mai affeckshuns!
(ai wunnerz wai ebbureewun iz….erm……awlderr den meh……)
SCMOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hashim isn’t. He’s 13, but he doesn’t come here bery often nao. And Katzi is a youngster, too.
Oh, I furgot: SCHMOOOOOOOOOOO!
*sneeks up behing cweenmj*
SCHMOOOOOOOO
*gigglols*
*runsawayfast*
ohai JCH4K!
*still has teh beeg smiol awn faes*
SCMOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Shur,olive- but ai think peeps do liek teh schmoos- heers wun fur u- Schmoo!
Fankz, Tee hee
here u goes, cweenmj, sum nyce hot turkee nuddle souwp maid wif an-ty mildlymenacingmisseltoemist broff – hope I gotz u beefour u schmooched enneee trollz! Nao I mus go czech on Din Fleetpaw, himz got blowed away up dere sumwear.
ohai PH!! howz teh buffet tewnite?
ohai jamamakitty! Teh buffett is crankin’, az uzyewal. We r cinging teh ‘bowt drinks’ tewnite – ‘Ai gotta go wear itz warm!’ Wut r yew bein’ up tu?
nawt tew mush…………… werks n lukkit bills…………n fix dinner…………an a lil play time here
O jamamakitty, ai wud rudder fly berry low ober dese basement cat legions wif der pointy enz den tu lukkit bills. Berry scury! Ai iz glad u haz play time to allebiate, aleveeade, um, to make it bedder!
oh naw twerri, ai nawt haz dat minnii bills……… fank CC an payin orf cred cd ebbry munf
Sawry, ai did nawt sea yew were awlready fixxded. Neber mind, Rows-An Rows-An-ah-daan-ah.
Datz ok. Itz awlwayz bedder tu hav tu much halp dan not enuff!!! Adn it b gud tu noein dat dere b sew mennnee kind peepz heer.
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tooo bad deh flora not sew nise. ;=)
sumwun, afinkso wuz LCB, tolz me wen I firs got deh nerb to speek up on the cheezpeep plase, tew bewayre the flora! Ai ob coarse finked ai shud be afeered ob deh kittehs, but awl de kittehs an otter creechures been berry nyce!
I shud menshun dat deh niteshayde b a berrry nice
flora…. it b deh so-cawld “sweet” pea dat not b so nice.
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kinda funnee wen u think uv it…. in deh reel whirrld, deh niteshade b dedlee, and deh sweet peas b gud. wii must b in deh awl ter NOT universe.
Burry inturestin… Ai du nawt beeleev ai hab meeted da niteshayde beefour. Ohai, niteshayde! Purrhabs it shud bee node-ed dat ai wunce sayed ohai to sweetpea and dere wuz no risponce. Aifinkedso my commint did nawt go thru. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Oar purrhaps it wint tew da awl ter NOT universe.
Sum tymez (like rite now) is hard to keeping up wif awl deh commintz…..speshlee if u b watchin deh tv and tawking tu deh famblee….adn making popcrmz….adn taking owt deh trash…. adn putting peepz on deh map…. adn riting deh emayoz….. adn uploading picz….
an writing papers an reading teckstbuuks adn coffin an hakkin an utherwise wantin to go to bed, but unabul to bekuz teh paper is doo tomorrower.
adn wurkin awn cibbal war projick dat iz wurth 8 projick graeds, adn schmooin peepz….adn….adn………..
Ohai, parrothead! Pleezed to meeting you. Plz to nawt be confuzzled — ai iz a kitteh, but wif a floral naem, aifinkso yesh.
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Bery niec tail-fethur-shakin at sum point today, by teh way.
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Nao iz tiem fur meh to going hoam. Ai iz bery bery sleepy.
ohnoes, parrothead! i didn’t mean to not say “ohai” to you! i toadally mist it! mebbee i wuz tryink to recover
frum da massacre in wich my tendrilz were shorn. dey be growink back nicelyee now.
*growgrowgrow*
adn dragons doan’t eggsizt, and dere nawt beez draconic kittehs dere, eithurr…….
but oh wellz…..
SCHMOOOOOOO, btw!
i voted fail on this one
Congratulations. Would you like a cookie?
how bouts a dans n a dwinkie?
ore a SCHMOOO?
idn’t dat whut ai duz?
SCHMOOOOOOOO!!!
Du we wantz tu noze abowt yur neg tibz? no. If yu nawt liekz it heer yu mai goze to plai sumware els. pls.
No wundur derez sew mennee commintz — cweenmj iz shmooing ebbreewun!
Not tunite NS, I h az a hedake! ; -)
iz bringin muh minions tew.. we gona has geng fite.
Ai can nawt haz a schmoo?
*pouts & sits in teh cornur … *
*pops out of shadowy hole in cornur*
Doan pout NS.
*SCHMOOO {{{{nightshayde}}}} SCHMOOO*
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Ai meen — itz tiem fur meh to leeving werk (finallee), & nao ai duzzint haz to powting ennymoar!
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Eben if cweenmj duzzint lurve meh ennymoar. *sniff*
yu can has a schmoo!
SCHMOOO!
Yoo can has!
{{{{{{{{{{NS}}}}}}}}}}
SCHMOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
SCHMOOOOz tu u nightshayde. ai iz tri eeng 2 git teh cheezpeepz 2 go bak wan fred wear teh eveel 200 commint thingy doez nawt haev thingz awl borked.
nawt rite nao….
SCMOOOOO!!
Ai tryin to respond to kitsurina too — but wp iz givvin meh a weerd messij.
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*shrug*
Fanks to ebbreewun fur teh schmoos — and SCHMOOOOO!!!! to yew awl too!
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*wavin gud nite to teh cheezpeeps*
Sry, Kitsunerina fur spellin yer naem rong.
Ai haz a tired.
SCHMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!bak!
eh… WP duznt liek me today… thinks ime sum sorta fiend… ore sumthin.
nitey-nite niteshayde!
SCHMOO!
epic!
Dis remynz me ov teh seen in CatWoman ware awl teh kitteh gathur rownd hur an bring hur bak to lyfes.
kittehs can be generuz sumtimes, sharing their 9 lyfes n awl..
troo… a life fore a sole… fare trade in most sirkels….
Iz teh end uv teh wuld wii iz bein invaydid! Run *runs off tew finz seeling cat nda sumwun ells tew halp, den goes tew bed*
*Fawls asleep nda gets up nda starts sleepwawken rownd cheezland. Walk tree tiems rown teh JCH4K rownd-a-bout nda veerz off into allee, kommin owt on JCH4K Drive wanderz down sidewawk nda turns onto JCH4K Rd. vanishin into darkniss* nilnuvffugfrygv8 *drops laptop nda steps on keys as wawks inna shaddo*
I can has schmooo too? Me needs luv cuz pikshurskers me
Schmoo!
ohai nightshayde! I didden know u had the schmoos tu! here u goes, nyce hot turkee nuddle souwp maid wif an-ty mildlymenacingmisseltoemist broff – hope I gotz u beefour u schmooched enneee trollz! cweenmj speeks berry niselee abowt yew!
Mmmm… hot turkee nuddle souwp sownds yummeh. Mah Momcat yoosta maek rillee gud turkee soup frum FangsGibbon leftovers, but nao we goes to a restaurant & duzzint haz to do sew much werk. Ai miss dat soup tho.
Cweenmj rocks pretty darn hard, aimustsay.
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Good gracious. I should have gone home 16 minutes ago. Really going now (aifinkso)!!!
uv korse phyde!
yu can has a SCHMOO 2!
SCHMOO!
nebuddee else feelin liek they need a schmoo?
dis liek skaree storee!
Dey lookingz owt teh winno nda dey seez hunnerts ob pears ob yellerish ais, staring bak at dem. “Dun wurreeee” A man at teh bak ob teh ruum sed “Wii b saef inna heer” Jes den teh wall burstee open nda yellerish ais felling teh spot wear teh wall had jes bin……..
Sowwee! Ai ges Ai gotted karried awai! Nawt shurr wai butt dis rekkaminz mii ob teh muuvee Teh Mist. Hmmmmm…. ::Thinkee faiz:: Duz seem liek gud innee spier a shun furr Stephen King storee. Maib eet b kawled “Ais ob teh Kittehs”?
Ai LUBS Steben King!
Ai duz tew! sorta. Ai hazn’t red anee buks yet but Ai seen bunch ob muuvees based on Stephen King buks-The Stand, The Mist, Graveyard Shift, Rose Red, Christine, Pet Semetary, Creepshow, Silver Bullet, Storm of the Century, Thinner, Misery, Dreamcatcher, The Dark Half, the end of The Shining, begining of It, and Ai fink teh end ob Cujo. Funnee fing jes lukin in screenplays dat hees ritten in teh beginin ob Cell ai saw wun kawled Cat’s Eye. If Ai eber gets a kupul ob goggies Ai’m namin em Cujo nda Kojak…
**blushez** Ai hab red awl hiz buks, eeben the pleh wunz, an hab seen awl teh muuvees, eeben teh plen wunz. **blushez more** Ai spent ate (8) ow-urs on teh caturday aftur fanks gibbon watchin ‘The Stand’ on the Cy-Fy channlol. **hides fase** **luks up fur wun more minut** Ai dew teh same fing wif Deen Koontz. BTW, gud namez fur googies! **hides fase agin**
Ooooh -yew haz gud tayste in teh buks, PH — eben teh pleh wunz. Ai lubz teh King buks & teh Koontz buks. Ai awlso lurved teh Anne Rice witch buks.
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*rillee must be going nao* Mebbe ai getz on laytur at hoam … but liekly nawt.
Ai LUBS Anne Rice tew! Gudnite nightshayde! mebbeh sea yew tomorrah!
iz okai ‘The Stand’ iz mai favorit wuns ob teh wuns ai did saw. Ai watched eet tew! Awlsew watched ‘The Langoliers’ bfor dat but missed eets beginnin. Ai forgot Aui saw ‘Children of the Corn’ Nda wii soonwatch ‘1408′. Wii haz a buncha buks tew ai jes hazn’t red em yet. Well ai shud be offtew bed, bai!
Stephen King iz full of win!
testee testee test test
ai here u adn ai sea u butt ai am going bak wan fred wear their iz moar room
indeed. WP beez evil.
oh, deecided to print DAT, did you?
yes we see yr testes
maibe wii can follow teh grate cween’s brilyiant idear frum last nite adn go plai on teh blonde joek fred cuz nao wii got teh borked pleh 200 co mints awn this fred. Sea u ovur their
Gudnite awl cheezpeeps!!! Sea yew tomorrah!
i can kiss each and every one of them and not even blink in the process. i can kiss them on the top of their heads. or, their whisker cheek.
WP, u r ebil an rong. U has gobbled ebbreh last good and lubbing post I has maded.
U willz suffur furr dis atrocitee, I assshur u.
{{{{{{{{{{{{kafleen}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} i gotted 2 lublee messajes frum you.
need a parfait?
purrhaps. wutt kind ub messaj u gotted? i not seed teh nobull wun>
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stoopee wurd press gonna make meh look like a foo.
*shakes fist at teh trixsey Wurd Press!!!*
*evil eye*
gonna kick ur butt, WP!
Iz a lol of epic prup… prop… umm,
iz skeery.
Ohs noes! Those basement kittehs finally foundz me ‘gainz!! Must go backs to Germany nowz!!
OMG ZOMBIE CATS! Reminds me of the nazi zombies from Cod5.
BRAAAAANNZ!
WordPress, you are going to a bad place.
I weary of attempting to post.
*trots off, sadly*
Kafleen? Who dis Word Press you speak of?
wutts dis? I ansurred dis before!
word pressssssss!!!!!!!!
*screams wiff fury*
http://www.wordpress.com
AH! Mes fixeded my URI!
Da end timez haz come!
That is a real scary photo
Cheezzzzzzburgerrrrrrrrrrs
And so it begins…
Ambassador Kosh says that in the Opening on a season of Babylon 5.
(thou I can’t remember which season)
wholee crapz!
thatz scarii
Aniwayz… Can i has a cheezyburga?
Win, epic.
Bring it on! Ceiling Cat and I are ready!
Der armer iz weak at teh nek and below teh arm
Ai duzzent fink tohse r Basement Cat’s minions…Ize defunetly heerin teh overchoor 2 a long-running musical. Ai finks tohse r profeshunal Jellicle Cat dansers in plase, wayten 4 lites an myoosick 2 start teh Openin #.
optometrist bill gonnabe high this year….
Please spay and nueter pets! This picture is very sad.
dun woory cealing cat will pwn dem dun crys
omg that is 1 of the funniest pics i have ever seen
Teh layst purrson aown tihs fred iys gunna hasta goes aowt tehre adn shmooooo eberry wun ov tohse kitteh personnahs iyn taht field;
(Iyf iyt ar me, doan noetify me; becuz Ai wills be aowt taown foar awhyle!!!!
very funny
Another great Babylon 5 quote!
Is this from one of the Boat Docks in Miami?
Were’s creepy musik. Haz 2 b creepy misik.
O NOES!
I haet 2b da tale thumper ov ‘dis grope butt u alls brout ‘dis on urselfs wit ur hethcliffistic wayz. Uz needs 2 start preying 2 the Celing Kat 4 ur redeempteiei… saevings n make teh offeringz as perscribbled in the sandboxes Moze Kitteh brout down frome teh mountenz. Uz must make teh offeringz of a fresh squerrrl, rat, chimpmonks, miecez must be big or uz need two of ‘dem miesez. Iff ur hoomanz iz teh oen 2b sinning then u shold pak ‘n leaf ‘cuz ur in shift deep ‘n u’ll need 2 taek down sumpthing liek a dear oar one of thoes doar 2 doer sailsmen, pieca gui, moremans (dey usually coem in 2s’ sew caerful) or malemans (donet ask me why they are calleing men males itz obviouls they shoold cael tehm lettersman ‘cuz tehy breng letters). N ‘member, stoer baught pet cannot b offerings, muest b fresh.
Mmmmm…dat saoundz gud…….