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Leggo, Ai can do it
greetingz an congagrate sholacers tuday annipuss! tawpspot an ai hoaps yu is hazzing a naice dey! how to silliberaet it?
Thx! Ai haz 2 go owt berry soon an it iz berry cawld heer 2dai. Dere waz a hard frost dis mornin.
we haz strayndg bergwindie wevver wif sunshain — awl de windoes b opin naow. wood yu laik a cupper hawt toddy? wif rhum?
Dat sownds gud, but Ai haz 2 go naow an Ai need a cleer hedd fur teh shoppin!
Bai fur naow!
Ai must insurt dis warning- Super Splort Warning- Plz to titen ur CHRG! OKTHNX!
Dis gud fing ew warring meh! Ai almos has a splort. But ai gud nau.
Dis fin veree tite!
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*puts finger in batween rubbre an hed.*
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*brane stars tu leek out liek chokolat surup* (al.la 5th Element)
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Uh-Oh!!
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*brane stars gushin aut liek da Niagre falls*
HALP!
m’deer!!!
Did u see b’low?
My noo abatar is werking!
♥
Addz leeza-b to list .
♥ Luks reelee cyoot!!
eeek! Wai am ai DameJanet!??? LOL!!
oh Janet, u make me lol!
Then, I just now notisst that m’deer is having a splort isshu, and we are bof totallee oblivimuss to it…. LOL again!! Poor m’deer!!
Okays, so now I halps.
My. We left this a littul long, sowry.
Teh branes are starting to dry owt so ifink teh steem vac is teh way to go here. Will heet, sterllize and remoisten.
*vacs up branes*
*carefully places back in m’deer’s hed*
*raps wif silver krissmuss taype*
*pulls blak bathing cap on (will blend wif teh furs)
*put santy hat back on nice and tite*
*gives m’deer a holly printed blankee and some peppahmint barkz, and some hot choklit*
How’s that?
ROFL! Steem vac? Dis canut bee gud!
Akshully da wai wurk goin, wun mite fink dat relly happin!
Ai hasa bug… an naut da hum-bug.
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Ai feels mush betteer, fanks littel skwirrrrrl!
CCC heer, buts ai nots finished wif mai firs mug ob teh elikzer ob lyf – wats udderz cawl cawfee. Needs sum help wif teh kleenups!
Az ai waykin upz ai notis teh festiv santa hats on menee abatarz!
ok ur the first person i saw. how in the world do you caption pics?
i be lebentyfaiv sleepiez reddi
Mornin SS. We haz a tye! Shall we go 2 see wat dere iz in teh tye booteek?
ooo yieeeezzzzzzzzzz! mebbi we can also bai a krisssmisssgiftie or 2? an sum kitteh-xmis-cardz? ai has a hekktikk bekos xrismis is tu sune as olwaeze.
Ai aer awlmoast reddee, but aer nawt reelee in teh mood fur bein festib. Mai famblee doan’t maek a lawt uv fuss an we stopt gibbin prezentz eggsept fur teh 4 littul wunz.
ai nawt in mud eitha, speshlee mebbe hav tu werk awlllllllll xrismistaim.. dunno yet… tigger-uv-mai-hartz wil b heer tho. that b naice.
ai nawt festib eeder… mai stinkee hubbee stawpped krissmass gifteez a fyew yeerz agoo… sew ai noe putz up twee anneemoar. ai reelly miss krissmass… eben just wun giftee too eech udder woodent hurt… but himz a skroooge!!!
Aifinks ew shood gibs giff tu ur ownsef. Aifinkso!
Wurld tu sad naut hab sumfing tu sellabraet! tho ai hasa sais ai hates dat krissmiss sow commer… comm… aw bout monies.
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{{{{zippercat}}}}
It’s that thing about planting your own garden, instead of waiting for a man to bring you flowers. I always get one present that I just love, cause I get it for myself! and the tree is for me, too.
Awwww. Kitteh’s hittin da sawss.
hehehe LOL!
*ka-SPLORT!*
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up ADK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
nawt what like mom used to make.
skweeeeeeeeee….SPLORT!
Oh, deer, heer cumz teh CCC
*sweep up Moe’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh LOL annipuss, ai kan C yu is eggsperteez! tuk me 6 minnits longa tu reskeww!
Ai cheet! Ai haz teh reskew awl set up in noatbuk an juss chanj teh naem!
aow oo halphalphalp pannix nebber dun dis befoar… heer comse CCC wheee000wwheee000wwheee0000000w! rushes owt, runz to Aragorn sweepitty sweepiutty braynes rinse in sprckling rose water wif squidge bak in skul tuktuktukkitytuk jam overCHRG wif dat ovver thingie, fasten dukkytayp wif kyeewt xmiskittehz on,
back up an repeet same prodecencies foar lil moe, keerfully add ekkstry cotting wul under CHRG, rappy boaf tugevva in one cheezmapz blanke, race tu splort recubbery rums, hoppitty hoppity bakk tu kitchin tu fetch hawtchokklit an tu gingrr bisskits (chokklit possums awl et) heer yu be! nao sit quaitleh an finks uv inkummtakks! k?!
*weekly* fankyew, annipuss an soprano_smurf. ai fiilz moer bedder nao. s_s, yuz praktikly a perfeshnul. an cormgratchewlamayzhuns awn nawt-sekkund, annipuss! ai cudnt sae it erlyer cuz ai splorted.
Ohai Moe how are you?
and how is amchi Mumbai
is it recovering and coming back to normal?
explanashunz
amchi==our (in Marathi, language of the state where Bombay/Mumbai is)
O hai two_kittehs, 10Q fur chekkin in. I’m all right. It seems as though everyone here is constantly alternating between grief, anger, despair, helplessness, determination, compassion… it’s a bit exhausting. Life is back to normal for many people — there are commuters at the station right now (7:30 pm). But two fire engines just raced there a few minutes ago. I gather they were destroying several kilos of high-grade explosive in the station. Not yet clear if it’s new stuff, or was left there by the attackers last week. But yeah, the place is buzzing with commuters, the traffic is jammed. We’re jittery inside, but life is normal. Of course, the Taj is closed for an indefinite period, for repairs. I guess their employees will be temporarily moved to other group hotels or something.
{{{moe}}} I iz glad Uz is sayfe and ebryfing is coming back to normal
hay, two_kittehs, amchi mumbai r sendin yew its lubs
*splort*
*splert*
*skwish*
(u get teh idee)
teh kyoot ov dik bebbeh kitteh r 2 much 4 mai braynium!1!
*fallz donw n teh swoon*
…so wurf it…
Ai try to halp u below…
fank u sew muches!
*waevs paw weeklee n teh air*
1. Um, duz dis meen it haz no mommy? If so, den I haz a sad for heem.
2. Izzat a snoshoo kitteh?
luks at deh purty pink nose, bloo eeyez n such bigg feetz foor such a liddel bebbeh kitteh!!!
must nawt sp… akkkk SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::klunk::
See below- ai tries to halp…
SSSSPPPPLLLLOOOORRRRTTTT!!!!!!!
dat was in Slo motion….
Oh No!! Annipuss an soprano smurf!! we haz a triple splort! do u haz de ccc??
Dis hansum bebbeh luks like he cud gro intoo a berry beeg kitteh – didja see dose frunt pawsies? Deyre heeyooj! Awww, heez berry keeyoot…..ooo noo…..
*SPLORT*
Itza quadruppul! Braynes ebbrewhayre!! okay, ai try to halp. Get the brayne dust buster- vroom, vroom- try to separate braynes fur zippercat, brainfire, cat slave and TiannaBanana- gently playse bak. Ducky taype- zip, zip!! Okay, soft blankies for all, and hawt choklit. Nao, rest heer. Ai haz sum sordid chawklits wif liddle chawklit possums to nom.
Ok- all be careful wif lukking at bebbeh kitteh- ai haz to go to werk nao!
thenk ewe, thenk ewe, thenk ewe very much for teh braynes pick up… at this tyme ov teh morning it is hard 2 foocus my ayes…
test
w00t!!!!
I has an abatar!!!
U is byoootimus, leeza-b! And awl in festive colurs! Schmoos1!!!!
W00t — u has a krismas kyootee abitar!!! Eggsalad-ent.
fanks upfi and Karen!
Urs r teh cyoot too!!
Midnightsdeer did it for me…
*sends schmoos to MD*
WFH today? Or has your WP account finally gotten over it’s snit?
Oh… and your new avatar is full of teh win and much squirrely g00dness…
fanks my rodinty frend!
U prolly can’t see teh littul stud collar on hur… the original pickshur I got, was uv a skwirrl in a stud collar smoking a ciggie!
Heee! Can you post it on your profile?
WFH?
I finally got x-asperated enuf to contact wp support and they uploaded it for me.
Sorry: Working From Home.
I wish!!
Noes… apparently if I’m signed into weirdpress I can post as leeza again.
*hed spins a littul*
I’ll try and upload that pic….
k maus.. it’z on there.. plus another one I that I think u’ll find amoosing…
*snerk*
*Snerk x Elebenty!*
What attractive undergarments you’re wearing!
A furry dominloltrix!
*innosent luk*
hoo sed that was me??
U bedder hab ur Joo Janta 2000 Peril Sensitive Chromatic Sunglasses awn, Maus.
*tietens mai oan CHRG(wdoi)*
Schmooseses rite bak!
Waz da fun, an ew desserv da shos ew skwirrlishniss.
Ews veree gud tu eberiwon!
indeed yew does. a berry cute wun at that.
yyyaaa Leeza! kyoot liddle krissmisss skwirrl
Skwee! Luukit teh bebbeh!
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SSSPPPLLLLLOOORRRTTT!!!!
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….an before I has had my cawfee tew.
WEEEEOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOOWEEEEEOOO
Cheezfwend down, cheezfwend down!!!
Where’s teh CCC when u needs it! Ah, here! So menny splorts, dere shud be a law aginst kyyooot bebbeh pickshures nawt-sekkund fing in a moarning.
*sweeps up brains*
*rinses rhsb’s brains wif clean spring water wif a hint of orinj*
*puts dem back in rhsb’s head*
*pulls CHRG (wdoi) over rhsb’s head*
*wrapps elebbenty rounds of ducky tape around rhsb’s head*
So. Nao. Here, have sum chocklit-covered gingerbread shapes (stars, hearts, rings) and a nice hawt cowfee wif a bit of Bailey’s in it.
*wraps floofy cheezmap blanky around rhsb*
*sits her in a sun-lounger chair in the wintergarden*
Now rest a bit, k?
okay, bebeh, u holds teh boddul wile i snorgles dat fuzzy tum-tums!
I second that snorgle
Awwwwwwww. How cute!
Anyone else notice how unnaturally LARGE that cats head is?
just like a babbeh’s.
yeah, but iz had kittehz all mah lief and never had wun wif a head dat big…just seems photoshopped or something.
thats our kitten, whoever stole it from flickr and yea, we always wondered why that particular photo of him was like so
but rest assured his head grew fine
It dat duzn mek me splort, nuttin ever will! I hed a norfan I had to nurz and she didz dat alla tym.
Uh oh.
SPLORT!!!!!!!!
Liddill Floof Kitteh
nawt kwyte strawng enuff 2 holadz
bawtill bye himmself
Canz rappz pawz arowndz
bawtill”z sydez. Floofee pawz andz
armz can’tz hoaldz it up
Hewmin knoez dis andz
letz Liddill Floof Kitteh tryz
2 holdz enneewyz
Liddill Floof Kitteh
willz groawz up 2 beez beeg pawdz,
handsumm Tawm Kitteh
Jack.
dimme mah bottul! u no can haz till ai iz done wiv teh sucky-suck ov teh slirpiefud!
wen teh behbeh kitn startz tu taek teh boddle awai frum yew, iz growed up enuff tu startz awn himz own kitn fud……
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…….sigh ….but it iz a berry cyute kitn……want !
And 3…2…1.. SPLORT!
what a darlin bebeh! I lubs mai big kittehs, but sometiems I misses when dey was tiny bebehs.
That was pathetic and not a funny caption at all. It’s like the stupid “oh look so cute” stuff they are doing at Loldogs all the time.
FAIL!
If you don’t like it here, you are free to leave.
L’il babeh gonna need burpees an a nap
Less goe here!!!! ai here….haloo.
kk4 dans dans dans bai hursalf…*dans dans dans, luks round, dans dans…oh, noe wun wanna dans an play* kk4 wipes away lonly teers, drinks an dans bai hursalf. *sniff, powt, sniff* kk4 sits in dark, lonly corner…
KK4: Peeps nawt alwaize heer allatiem; tehire nawt treiying tuu ignoar yuu;
thems bees probly eeting dinnure, oar Christmas shaupping, oar uvver stuff;
Allotta tiems Ai ar teh layst wun tuu poast; adn menny tiems Ai doan ebben geyt a respaunse; butt taht ar OK, becuz Ai knoes tihs iys nawt a chatt-ruume;
(Adn Ai fink lawtsa tiems taht lurkurs ar reeding owr poasts; weez haz noe ideeas haow menny tehir ar; soe jes haz funn, adn keap awn kommintyng!!!!!)
braynz all ovr teh plas.
Guess I splorted after teh CCC left.
Tihs kitteh gunna bees a reel-hart braker wen hims groes up:
Kynda liek a Romeow-type kitteh, Ai fink; ov coarse, hims wuz teh koolist kitteh ov tehm awl!!
Da kitteh I got at tree weeks old an had to nurs wit bottl is real sweet and splort-worthy. But she duz baitz me alot. Bebbeh kitteh nau foar monts auld.
OMG, cuteness!
omg u stole my kitty’s photo!
but this is so friggin CUTE!!!!
yay!
wat bweed iz its ???????????
Hi Steve
As I can only assume, the property has not been rented and there has been no interest as far as selling it goes.
Unfortunately due to this fact, I am going to have to let the property go.
I will be sending my Son-In-Law out to your place of business to collect the key(s) and pool card.
Please let me know when you have taken down the sign, the lock box and have the keys(s) and pool card in your possession so I may send him your way.
Thanks
Theresa
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