Fred, I jus’ got back from da vetz
Fred, I jus’ got back from da vetz. Are dey still dere?? Are dey?? Pleez, pleez let dem still be dere!!!
nah. dey gone nd dey dont gro bak.
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Hrball check!
Werz Annipuss? I neber git tu beet her wif teh mornin post!
No ideer, but kumkwats on teh nawt-sekkund!
Tanks. I doan git menee kumquats. Yoo gibs me a happee.
Dunno! Hopefully she’s just shawping urly today. *luks slitely worried*
You’re an idiot.
we like being here. you don’t. what does that make you, creep?
*hoofs the $#!% outta DMYS for talking that way to our Woodchuck*
deep breaths, dear
Well there, mr/ms “Drugs make you stupid,” i should point out that comments like yours make you an @$$hole. Care to tell us precisely what made a splintery nest and then died up your pucker, you steaming pile?
Congratshoelaces on yer nawt sekkund! Whut drink an dans yu wantz?
Mebbeh teh “Sweet Transvestite” dans frum Rocky Horror?
Sword of Damocles wuz hangin’ too close.
*snerk*
2 funnee!
Conga ratz woodchuck!! Furr ur nawt sekund, how bowt sum doughnutz en hawt coffee dis mornin??
I lubs coffee! Can teh donuts be Krispee Kremes? Teh classic glayzed wuns r mai fayvrit!
Ooops. Gotta run. Mayk mai coffee To Go!
Y sertonly u can woodchuck. teh kripee kremes ar epic modern Nvention, teh fodder uf de Gawds. U shall haff ur fill uf glayzed wuns!!
Krippee kremes! Krippee kremes!!! Krippee Kremes!!!!!
An deyz naut atawl fatning
When dey iz warm, dey iz irez..ires..um, ai haz to eet dem!!!
(Talking about Krispy Kremes, not hrbls!!!!)
*kleening leftovar turkee soop frum keebord!*
Yesh, sum ob deez commints need spew warnins…
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dis was apposed ta go way upder by luvscatsva’s comments on krippee kreems n harballs.
Oh, it did! Didn luk laike it was…seemed ta be on berry boddom ub dah heep
Teh hrbls iz bestest hawt. Nawt waste NE fing awn teh farms.
Yep, Ai went shoppin b4 playin 2dai! Ai heered teh wever 4cast an teh man sed dat it wud be snowin by layte mornin.
U haded uz awl a teeny tiny bit ah-skeert! Butt happee it wus 4 nufin adn u r ok.
Despyte wat peepl fink, Ai aern’t glooed 2 mai PC 24/7!
Wut kud anni b dueing wen shez not on ICHC??
She mite b
Ansering deh fone
Baking a kake
Catching deh bus
D……
Drinkin tee
Eetin fud
Fishin
Goin shoppin
H
Harvisting catnips
Icing a caek
Jugglin
Kickin WP
L
Hoppin rownd on wun foot cuz tuther wun fell asleep
Improving her mind
Jumping jakkz tu stay in shape
K……
Lubbing her kittehs
Mowing teh lawn
Nibbling awn chocklit biskits
O…
Openin a boddul uv whine
Porin owt a glass uv whine
Quaffin teh whine
Refillin teh glass
S…
Sharinging teh whine wif cheezpeepz (pleez)
Tinking glasses togever
Upreciatinging teh bookay
V…
S….oh, waidaminnud, dat naut pawlite!
Stoppin fur anudder drink
Takin a drink
Urgin udders ta taek a drink, tuu
Valiantly tryin ta stand up
Waxing faint
Xasperatin deh baws
Yodeling nonstop
Zzzzzzzz cuzza awl dat whine.
Pls noet! Ai aer nawt reelee a lush, Ai haz wun glass (a smawl wun) uv whine ebbry day. Troolee!
An den a nudder, an a nudder, anna nudder….
Openin da mails
Pettin da kittehs
Quickly luks at over websits
Running errands
Sleepin
T…
Iz a happeh day to see teh beloved woodchuck at teh top ov teh page!
*duz happeh woodchuck danse*
*slyde slyde slippity slyde*
*slyde to teh leff on mah bellee*
*slyde to teh rite on mah bellee*
*spin spin spin*
*grabs cream for friction burns*
Congratamulashuns woodchuck!!!
*Joynes Romeow*
*duz happeh woodchuck danse*
*slyde slyde slippity slyde*
*slyde to teh leff on mah bellee*
*slyde to teh rite on mah bellee*
*spin spin spin*
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It iz indeed a happee day wehn we can slyde awn ar bellies wif ar deer woodchuck!!!
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Nice to see yoo up there in teh Fur Vest from Last spot!! Indeed!! JUst plane NICE TO SEE YOO!!! LOL!!
Nope . . . nuttin back heer.
“Are yoo sure yoo weren’t a girl to begin wif?”
Gotz no junk in mi trunk
“No Worries….. Sheila… nyuk nyuk nyuk.”
My kitten is having this moment over & over again all this week. RIP harblz.
♬
Goodness gracious, great balls of fur
♬
*snert*
all ur hrballz arr belongs tew us…
*tehee*
I bets teh harbl inspecter is called Jorj.
Errrm. Mayk taht teh (non-)harbl dispayer…
*heddesk for reeding comprehenshun fail*
wutt happun mah post? wur heer erliurr….
*gets paranoid*
Sowwy tu innerup awl teh uplifting harbl inspekshuns, boot, AI HAS A HAPPY!!!
Jus compaleted teechin ate week Engleesh corse at teh bussyness kawledge an nao ai is FREE!!!
God willing, awn fursday at teh fife o clawk in teh moarnin ai can has flyin tu SoufAfika fur a 36 fay vacation! Woot woot woot!!! Ai has a happy, O Yus!!!
Awesum !! Well Done !! Ai haz happitayl furr u !!
Yea on u, AfriCat!1!
*twurlz rown n rown*
*tosses teh happee sprinklee dust*
ai hoeps u haz teh bestest llloonngg bacashun n teh SoufAfrika!1!
b saf n send piks!1!
Fankee madamz an brainfire! Ai wull defnelee twy tu upload sum pics. Hoam fur Krismus!!! Aint it grand!!!!!
Yay, Africat!!!! Concats to yu fur completing teh jawb, nd getting to go hoam!
Safe journeys to yu, and uch happines.
Fankees booklion! Yur abatar is toooo kewt by teh way!!!
Have a sayfe trip, AfriCat, and cum back relaxed and happi! Hope u finds tyme to play wif us in Souf Africa!
Yay for AfriCat! Has a gud vacayshun. Yoo has to tell us awl abowt it . . .
Um, I has a happeh today too. I has a burthday today! I yam 44 yrs old today.
And today mah Dexter kitteh is 8 munths old. He had a beeg day yestiday. He got away frum his daddeh in teh yard (they wuz playin in teh snow) and I had to go owt and reskyew heem in teh morning. Dirty pawz, utherwyze OK.
In teh evening he gotted trapped in a kloset and we had to pull everything owt to reskyew heem agin!
I hayts to say it, but sum dayz havvin a reely rambunctious kitteh is lyke havin a 2-year-old chyld. Yoo has to keep wun ey on them awl teh tyme . . . Cept when they is sleepin. But they culd wayk up and do sumthin krayzee in teh blink uf an ey!
Happi birfdai Gremlin. Lub an best wishes fur ur speshul dai!
Yayy fur teh burfday! (when i wuz 44, mai huzbin joekt that he wuntid to trayd me in fur too 22-yr oldz!) I majin keepin up wif kittehs will halp keep u yung. Happitayl birfday!
Fangs, annipuss and Jenniffuurr! I dantzes a happitail dantz on this day:
*dantz dantz dantz!, swing, pirouette, kik!*
Conga Ratz doin teh happee danz
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Grem-lin haz a birf … DAY *kik*
Grem-lin has a birf … DAY *kik*
*luks amazified* Wow, whut hi kiks! I tries to kik that hi too!
*kik!* <– *falls over in a liddel orinj heep, laffin*
Happee happee happeetail burfday deer gremlin!!! Plz tu enjoi yur day! Hoap Mr. Gremlin is well too.
He is well, deer AfriCat. Almost dun with his meddykayshuns. By teh weekend he will be dun tayking pills. Thankx fur asking!
And plz be shor to post pikshors frum yor travels on yor ICHC profile so we kan feel lyke we got to go along (vicariously) on yor South African adventshur!
Happy birfadi, gremlin. I did a dantz fur yr birfdai on teh nextie fred.
Ooh, thank yoo, booklion! I goes and luks . . . (ooh, dots!)
Happitayl Bacashun, AfriCat, and Happimaus Birfday, gremlin! (is grate tew noes dat Mr Gremlin beh dewin gud, too!)
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An nao ai habs tew go tew werk (pleh), and den mah final exam in mafs tewnige, (double pleh) sew ai wont be heer fur elebenty hours…
Fankyoo. Gud luk on yor final exam in maffs! See ya later!
Happi burfday!!!! Ai iz happitail wif u, Gremlin! ♪♪♪♫♫♪♪
Fankyoo, upfi! Wuld yoo dantz a dantz uv joi wit meh?
*reeches owt orinj paws, jently graps katerpillar’z feelers, dantzes rownd and rownd teh room!*
Happeh Birfdai Gremlin!
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I baked u a beeg choklit fudge caek! Dis iz nawt liek teh lite fluffy caeks dat cum inna bocks. Diz iz rich, moist, and choklitee. Iz so moist and choklitee, dat I had to puts a choklit sour creem frosting onna top so it wuddn’t b too sweet.
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It habs 44 tall thin candles onna top wif ur naem on it! Maek a wish and blow owt teh candles!
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I hab sum bad nooz fur u…ur little kitteh sounds liek our TJ – wif an extra power pack. Hims iz ober tew yeers old, and duzzn’t sho enny sines ov slowing down. U mite hab to keeps a close eye on hims fur a LONG tiem!
Oh, Romeow, thanks fur teh wunnerful kayk! So rich, so moyst! NOM!
Mah kitteh – whut a liddel karakter he is! He is part Maine coon – I haz herd they ar reelly full uv energy and gits into things. (He also lubs to play in watur.)
Thanks to Jajeh for teh wishes too! I mayd mah wun burthday wish yestiday. I wished for Hashim’s kitteh Simba to coeming hoem sayf and sownd. (I noes sum peepuls sez yor wish won’t coeming troo if yoo tells it, but I duzzint beleef that.) Simba did sumthing to himz leg and then got away and diddn’t coem bak. Will yoo awl wish with awl yor mite for Hashim’s kitteh’s sayf return?
Happee happeee BIRFDAY@@!!!!!!!
OoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO0000000! Yu r teh lukkiests lukkiests Afrikitteh!!!!! hoam foa Krissmiss! Iz s00 happi foar yu! Havz teh most wunnermuss taim an joyzz ebbrifing! Sê sommer groete aan alles en almal! (yieezzzz ai no, but ai can haz Heebroo lessins awl moarningz, adn tranlsatign LOLspik intu Uffrikarnz awntoppovat z gonna frizzle mah braynez)
Baie dankie!!! Plz nawt tu frazzle brainz! Ai’ll bee finkin ov alla cheezfrens wen aim ober dere. *whispurs* mebbe ail enjoi a Castle in ur honor!
Happee happee joi joi joi!!!! {{{africat}}} Haz a wunderful tiyme!!!!
Fanks berry mush tu upfi, gremlin, soprano_smurf an cweenmj fur teh gud wishes!!!
Yeah fur AfriCat!!!
Job well dun!
Enjoy ur mush deserbed tiem in SoufAfrika!
mai harbls…plz let me show u dem. plz!
Tooo layt.
“I iz smart… I went to vet and got tutored.”
“Uh….. dude….”
Aih can haz rekonstruct, implantz surgree?
Wii can rebuild him . . . bigger, stronger, better.
Biggar, defiantly
Stronger, probably
Better, depends on how you looks at dat
Likes dey was? Nevar.
Himz can be teh Six Millyun Doller Kitteh!
…or six mewllion dollar kitteh
Oh Noes!!!! Tehy be stolen yr Harblz, Fred! O.o
How are u today, tidmum?
Ohai luvscatsva.
I’m not too bad fanx. Yoo doin otay?
Got loads ob xmas prezzies to wrap, tons ov washin to put away an Kittehs to snorgul..not sure whut order I’ll do it in though lol!
Ohh, an I has a hooooge pan ob stew an dumplins bubblin away. NOMNOM!!!
Sounds yummers. Hope kidlets behaving! {{tidmum}}
Well, Boichik is beein Boichik. Happy to go Horseridin at school yestiddy an Football club tonight.
Angsty wun? Well. Off school today and sprawled all over the lounge floor watching Scuzz music channel.
*Sings to seff…’ Things…Things can only get better..*
If’n U wokked backwurds yood luk jes liek goggie.
“Now don’t go and be makin’ a Mountain out of a Moyhel.”
Rodney, u b on a roll tuday!!! LOL
So glad tu seeing doze happee iiz ballz!!!
at leest deh vet duzn’t taking dem away!!!!!
R u sayin ther wuz a mis at teh bris? O noooo!
um cool………….that is wierd
this rocks i love you i can has cheez burger!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur site is extra spiffy
Oh hai!!
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz. Wii now haz *runz tu check deh number* 316 peepz on deh map!!! Well, dey not AWL peepz, most uv dem b kittehz….adn sum b uzzer critterz…dere is even a fairy adn a manatee on deh map!! BTW, deh manatee iz spending deh winter in deh Kerry Bean. Deh norf Atlantic wuz gitting tew kold.
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Wavez ohai tu deh gnuest peepz Amethyst42, Kayden_007, lolkittehs, luvscritters, Musicmom870, parrothead, & zippercat on deh map!!!!!
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
HILARIOUS!
Best LOL EVER!
Tell da troof: Duz dis fur mayk my ass luk big?
LOL!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Onlee ting luk big on u, kitteh, izdeh EERZ!
WIN! It has been a long time since I have LOL’d at one of these and this did it!!!
IZ teh Skippyjon Jones kitteh! Look at teh earz!!1!
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:IhnKjERZ5GkJ::www.authorsinapril.org/images/SkippyjonJones0001.gif
Ohai, TheMadLibrarian! I *luvs* Skippyjon Jones! Yay! He remynds me uv mah own kitteh, hoo gits into EVERYthing, LOL!
Wel, kitteh: wevver teh harbls ar tehre oar nawt, duzn’t matture:
Yuu stil bees a wunnerfull kitteh, full ov funn adn win!!!!! Weez luuves yuu eivver waiy!!
Aww…n eeben bedder widdout – notsomanee issues!
Mah harbuhlz, mah harbuhlz
Mah harbuhlz ar gawn
Tehyll nevur com bak
an ai’m so forlawn
;(
Hellooooooooooo??????????
Enneebudee heere?????
*Pawps up frum da udder lol* ^-^ Ai be here!
oh hai!! did u b in a fawkz hole??
Wai yes! Ai dew luff da fyre-fawkzes! Nawt as gewd as mai wuff-den, but is a gewd playce tew hyde in. ^-^
Ai founded U!
So I gess it just b deh tree uv us……everbuddee elz owt krissmuss shoppin?
Ai fownded u too! Ai thot it wuz jus meh hazzin trubbul wif teh duckee pikshur. Sew glad to find owt ai wuzzint aloan!
Welcome, nightshayde, tew our littlol cast-awai partee! Since nohbuddee can gets da duckies tew werk! =P
Ai dropped KCT @ teh NB prolly woant cee hur again tunight
*wavin floofee paws at cweenmj*
Hao u iz dis afternoon? Didja haz a niec FangsGibbon?
Deh Toofy Munkee wuz okee dokee.
Wii had deh potluck dinner. Adn u??
Wii wented owt to dinnur – wuz teh yummeh & teh nawt cleenin ennyfing wuz gud, too.
Den we played Rock Band until 2:30 in teh moarnin.
hey kids watch theses
Dis seemz lyk a poast Taco Bell type okurenss, lyk kitteh is gashus. N da udder kitteh is awl, whoa, whazzat noyz…n stink?
I need LOLcats Trasnlation Software….lol.
Cool.Awesome
teh kitteh in teh bakgrownd is staring at teh other kitteh’s butt!!!1!!