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High-tech head scratcher…
Whut is it about teh laptops? My Esme LURVES my laptop screen and will rub her face against it until I’m afraid she’ll scratch if wif her big teeths!
Liam, OTOH, likes to do “scratchy paws” on teh noo big screen TV. He doesn’t use his pointy ends, but we is not taking any chances. Liam has met Mr. Spray Bottlol on moar than one occasion.
ohnoes!!think 0 the porositees 0 teh kitteh’s epidurmaus, er, skin.
Not to worrys. We use teh, um, fake wadders. Yep. Fake. That’s it.
has you tried teh dehydrated kind? easier to haul home from the ginormis warehaus stoar. mebbe dey carries it in da Thai Boot Eek.
Yes, we tried that, but when u adds teh fake wadders to it, it turns pale pink wif orange polka dots. And I’m a Winter!
How abowt teh inbisible waters, then? I finds they duzzint turn things odd kullurs lyke teh dehydrated kinds duz.
Try it in yor recipes too. Yool fynd inbisible waturs givs yor kookies, soops, and uther noms a certain “I don’t know whut.”
Teh way I cook, it’s moar of a “I don’t know why.”
Whut I finks I heerz yoo saying is that yor dinner guests turn yor waturs into whine . . .
Hippo Birdee gremlin!! Ai bin ketching up awn mai ICHC adn mus say, u guiz r teh sillee!! Ai iz nawt as clebber as u adn expeshully tihs eerlee in teh weak.
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Mus git bak inna lolcat state ov mind…
Ohai, goosie! Nyce to be seeing yoo heer.
Yes, I fynds teh whurld is beddur when yoo gits in an “ICHC stayt uv mynd.”
Is fun to mangel teh whurds when playing wit teh cheez peeps. Whut coemings owt is nawt awlways terribly phunneh, but is lots uv phun whyl writing it, if yoo noes whut I meenz to say . . .
Pretty much. And u do NOT wanna knoes what they does to teh waiters.
Rite heer – iz mai jollee list ov peepl waring Kirstmas costyooms! Ai’m hopeing to encourage ebreewun to joyne in! Wud luk SOOO festive – since we can’t haz teh brite yellow smilee fayces rite nao!
Annipuss
Audra27
booklion
gremlin
JCH4K
kafleen
Karen
Phillipe d’Beaker
Sweetpea
Upfi
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Ai’m shur there ar moar! If awnlee. . .if awnlee after kristmas, an we taek them ovff, they wud stay heer, so we cud look bak an see hao prittee it wuz.
Count meh in!
meh tew!
Addz:
Romeow
Bluesfan473
Addz:
midnightsdeer
addz:
Hugh_G_Manatee
Thank you for including me! If anyone would like to see my hat they should click on my blue name!
Addz:
nightshayde
tessm
hey ai been waring dis outfit since sumdai!!!
: OOPS : erk. sorree. ai noo taht. ai furgot.
addz:
jamamkitty
Ai haz a krissmiss hat!
cute! affer de hollydaze ai gotta git meh a program sew ai cahn alter realitee lyke u guis r, ai hadda git a noo pixure sew ai cud hav a costoom *powts*
lolcatburglar did mein. Ai dont know waht she did – but yoo cud ask? Purrhaps it iz nawt so hard – fur enebuddee but mee, eneway.
ai iz nawt gud at figgerin dem fings owt, mai tekno-dynosaurness, let meh sho u itz!
u can use teh “open sorse” GIMP softwarez — iz teh free!
aifinkso lunarmommy towld meh shee putted a hat & beerd awn her abatar uzin de dreded “shawp”, ai doan haz anee uv doze programs rite naow but maybee ai wil affer de hollydaze billz r payed.
Heer iz waht lunarmommy used – eek – it iz a link!! Put in teh ws yurself – oar nawt1 Prollee nawt needed.
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fundraw.com/browse/showdrawing/R3N4LQ9ZTO
ohai, hope yoo seez dis (teh curs ob 200 posts haz set in) –
i yoosed fotoshop elements, which iz a small-an-frenly (an
cheeper) verzhun ob photoshop. iz gud for photo editing an organizing an just playin arownd wif pikshures.
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ther iz also a website called fundraw.com wher yoo kan be using tehr free drawing bord an tehr free cliparts to make pikshures! iz pretty eezy to yooze, wunse yoo fiddle arownd wif it a bit.
And heerz anuther playc to get yor red hat on. I writes in code since WP seems to be nomming teh URLs I puts in mah messajs:
pikipimp dot com – yoo just upload a pikshor and yoo can add awl kinds uf stuffs to it, inklooding Chrismuss hats! Then sayv, download, voila!
Ai ha a festiv uv mah own — teh noo abatar iz werkin!
Um … nao ai iz seein mah pinkee abatar agin. Ai haz a confuzzled.
Bah humbug! WP iz mockin meh, aifinkso.
*hisses*
OH! nightshayde, iz teh kyoot!
chococat is tryin, but ai putted too mush holly on him last nyte. Toodae hee luuks better, but he has nawt showed up yet…. mebbe naow?
nope, nawt yet. : (
wun moar try?
I see it! Is teh cute.
Oh Tess and Nightshayde, ur abatarts are so CYOOT!!
Ewr kitteh has a hapee red dress! She has da kwoot!
Hey, i gotta techniklol qweschun. I see dat eye has a pin lurking in my ‘puter keyboard (dunno hao it got dere). i finkso dat’s why the 8 wasn’t werkink adn . how duz you (doez of you who can has the GHwP or train kneez) rekkomint i remoove it? could i use
A strong magnet?
Berry delicate tweezahs
Cherry picker
D…
Dubblol Bubblol Gum
Elolfant Trunk
Flushing wif Fluids
G…
Good shears
Handyman
Imbisible waturs (gud fur EVERYthing! espeshully stayn removal)
J . . .
Jack-of-all-trades pin-getter thingy
Kitteh’s pointy enz (fur diggin ‘tween teh keys)
Long skinny magnet
Magnet, pin-size
O…
OK
Pop the top off da key
Quickly note da pin location
Reach for pin
Sometimes its hard
Tweezers might help git it
U can den pop key top back
V
Jumper cablols
Klauz
Lawng lips
M. . .
Oh Janet – lawng lip! Lol!!!
is u impl… impy… u mean micK?
purrsonallee, ai iz teh layzee, sew ai wud turn keybord upsyde down an shayke it. dunno if it will dislodge ur pin, but lotsa bred crumz fall owt, at mai howse ennyway.
ai tryed to mayke hollydae abatar, but too mush hollee!
ai mayde anuvver wun, mebbe it will show up naow?
hehheheh, i think dat be calloled teh etch a sketch manoovah.
Oh, my. I seem to has some mistletoe over my hed.
O, Fireman Gregg! Whare u is?
He’s on his lunch break. Can I be of assistance?
Hey! Wattre u doin downstayres?
*plants a big, wet kiss on teh YNG’s… mouth.*
Yum! Minty with a hint of… liver?
Can I have… um… seconds?
*checks label on thingy of breff spray*
Yep: Fresh Liver Flavor!
*Gives YNG a extry smooch*
*rummages in purse*
Lessee… I also has…
Anchovy Flavor
Beer Breff Flavor
Cabbage Flavor
Dead
RodentVegetable FlavorE…
Every flavor, Bernie Bott’s brand
Fava bean
Greenbloo algae
Hop
I…
Icy creem flavor
Jalapeno flavor
Kannot resist kitteh flavor
Licorice, black flavor
M…
(ai try to keepz it goin!)
MausMan FlavorNB Flavor
OMGBBQ Flavor
P…
Pistachio flavor
Quinine flavor
Rodent flavor
Sam ‘n Ella flavor
Toona!!!
U…
Ix-nay on teh odent-ray avor-flay. GP and teh others mite get susspishus.
Undursee medlee flavor
Vegtubul gardin flavor
Water flavor (naw sew grayt, akshulee)
X-tra Toona flavor
Yumme kookee flavor
Zookeenee flavor
*narrows eyez*
Skwirrlgrrl! Don’t skwint! U’ll get rinkles around ur eyes!
*trys to skwink wif eyez wide open*
*boss walks by and give odd luk*
Tell u boss not to give that look. Rinkles!
pfft.
he’z too busy smokin to worry about rinkles.
Yellow teef! Stanky breff! Splotchy lungs!
Pleh. DO NAWT WANT!!!
In TTI it’z naow ill eagle 2 smoak a twerk oar enny publik enclowzd plaes.
* lukks awn wib a disapproobamint *
You’re just jealous…
*Grabs GP and plants a big wet one on his… mouth*
Hey! I saw that too!
*tries to think uv a Shaykspeer kwote to go along with a YNG givvin a guinness piggeh a kiss; fayls*
kitteh getz releef frm da eerwerms gotted on Youtoob.
congato lashuns, maus
quieres sillybrashuns?
Thanks Mary…
*Grabs SweetPeaMaryO*
POLKA!
Aaannnnnd…
One Two Three and
One Two Three and
One Two Three and
One Two Three and
*Repeat until dizzy and/or exhausted*
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! dis is the fun!
KLONK!
Wat to go Maus- top of 6-way brayde! Sum verry fast liddle pawz u haz!
OOh! Nao ai am under de mistletoe..(pursin lips expektantly…)
*Plants a major smackeroonie on LCV*
Hey, I saw that!
*thinks abowt hao this reminds me uv sum lynes frum Romeo & Juliet*
luvscatsva: Then do my lips nao hav teh ebil that they hav took?
ebil maus: Ebil frum mah lips? Oh trespass sweetly urged! Giv me mah ebil agin! *plants anuther smakker on luvscatsva*
*snerk*
In the words of the immortal Gremlin from the Kremlin…
“I like her. She’s silly”
**wunners who wud step up if I slipped unner the missel-tow**
Happitayle birfday, Gremlin! (wondering whether to spit out de ebil…)
It’s Gremlin’s birfday?
Here, Gremlin, has this shiny thing I, um, finded just for u.
Ohai lcb! If yoo doo nawt know tath it iz gremlin’s burfday. . .then. . . yoo haz nawt yet seen. . .
*preens prowdlee*
mai NOO HAT!!!!1 *big grin*
I sees it now! Looks even cuter next to ur name.
I almost putted a shprig of misseltoes on my hed for teh dooration, but decided insted to remain undecorated.
Teh reel munnies tew bee maed wit missletow belt buckles.
*scampers off to teh NB*
: shock : LOL!!!!!
But… but… I’d look stoopy(er) waring a belt buckle on my hed!
Mebbeh, butt iffn ennywun cud pull off taht look itted bee ewe!
I can has gnu hat two? Hau dew ai dew dat J+?
{{{{{{{Gooosey}}}}}}} Hai!!!!
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Ai did it teh eezee way. Ai asked Lolcatburglar to doo it fur mee! A coupla peeple cited a site where yoo cud doo it – an ai went there. . .but it wuz awl PewterSpeek to mee!
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But ai’m shur we can find sumwun hoo can maek yoo a hat!
I would be teh happy to make goosey a hat, but it would have to be mush later tonight. I would need a copy of ur avatar picshur — for measurifications. U can send it to me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com.
If somebuddy else what has teh hat-adding skillz is here and can do it sooner, go for it.
i finkso cweenmj shud make us a tootoriy’all. yep. keep her busy n outta trubble adn outta my tendrilz…
Oooh! Misseltoes underneath me!
Whare is a firemans or a YNG? I need my feets kissed, ASAP.
SWAK
*pownces on shiney thing*
Wow! Itz just whut I wunted! Hao did yoo noes?
*kik kik kik; throwz in bunneh kik fur gud mezhur*
Ohai Gremlin! Ai has a prezzie fur ur birfdai too!
*danguls fezzeree fing awn elastic string just abuv Gremlin’s hed*
*wispurrs* Parrothed: Donut worree – R teh sinf… synht… nawt reel fezzers.
*LEEPZ into teh ayr to amayzifying hites*
Hey! *leepz agin* Awl yor fezzers ar belong to meh! *leepz agin*
*letz Gremlin have fevveree fing*
*Gremlin runsawaifast wif fevveree fing in mouf*, trailing string adn stik behind*
Fank yew 4.5kittehs! I was nerbus!
ack,ack,ack…hairball.
Gud one, Maus!
Skritches and bytes in one place.
Happiee nawt sekkund Maus drikies and dans?
otay, berry phunny… nao taek stickee taype awf!
dat goggiee. alwayz gettin da kitteh into stikky scechuashuns
Ai see wat u aer doin
different purr spektiv
…i gots it
Mah smyol – is krosswayz!
Adn LOL
Prittee kaloliko kitteh habz a stif nek.
ohai cheezpeeps!
Ohai!
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umm… ware teh rest ob teh parrot go? LCB – Wai yu has febbers in yur mouf? huh?
ohai GP! Wez do nawt dizcuzz teh rest ov me wen sirtin kittehs arownd. Sillee GP, sumwun tolz me lazt nite dat ai shud speek tu yu about da feers in dees plazes, dat dehsimpathies, u haz dem!
Oh yesh, sea dis scar? * shows scar * is frum tu mush hedbatting, uh huh.
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Iffn yu go bakk a phew payges adn fynd teh “In mai big book…” LOL yu can sea teh “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert!
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Wii has Wolfee sekuritee nao adn ebberyfing!
Ai wuz dere! ‘ceptin ai wuz a leedle beet late, ‘n ai sorda gotz lawst in da NB habing free guinesseseses. Wuz so fun! Wuz vury scury here las nite cos ob pikshur of burdie and kitteh, ‘n lotz of commints ’bout nomming!
oh yesh, sum ob teh kittehs dey has teh meen – yu nose hu yu is * lukks at hongry kittehs wib skwintee eyes *
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but but but is otay, mai itteh bitteh febbereh frend… yu is teh sayfe heer, aifinkso aneewai! * lukks arownd nerbussly * tremble tremble *
don’ be scured, GP, ai hab lawraj beek and talons tu! will stik tugedder, we will. Yu haz, um, um, um *finks hard* feerce frunt teefs, right?
yesh yesh yesh… but but but teh lolyer sed ai nawt aloud to nom teh kittehs wib dem aneemoar, nawt affer “teh inceedent”… O teh Hyooge Manitee!
O mi. * lukks arownd nerbussly * tremble tremble * Nao eyes scured tu. **wispers** iz thiz da *gulp* bucket storee?
Nao yoo guise! Ai am heer an yoo ar purrrrrrrfektlee saife. Reelee!.
Ignore this kitteh fayce. Luk awnlee at teh prittee hat! Wud sumwun waring a Santa hat eet a burdiee oar a Guinness Piggeh??
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Ai think NAWT!!! An ai wont let enewun else to it, eether!!
Uv corse nawt! ebreewun knos dat kittehs in santy hatz r sweet & nyce 2 awl dere felolow critters!
Yor so rite, BF473!
*spits owt a fethur*
Iz ok, it wuzza fayk fethur, 4.5 kittehs sed so!
Nice hat, JCH4K!
U hab x-sellent taste.
Beeg strong Romeow will halp u protekt the liddle furry and fevvered ones.
I’z a vegematarian, so I wud neber eets teh critters.
I hab teh hat to proob it.
OHai, brave Romeow! Yoo hav a hat? a vegematarian hat??
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LCB maed mai hat fur mee! LOL! No WAY ai cud doo it maiself!
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But thanks fur halping me purrtekt ar deer liddle furry an
featurthered frenz. It’s too bad tath they haz to be a liddle nervous wehn they com heer. . .
Santa Hatz – ai haz wun nao?
(testin noo abatar)
Pfft.
*wayts fur noo abatar to showing up*
U can’t see mah hat? I can sees it on one outta free puters heer. Doan kno why.
I hab a bery similar hat to U! I hab to follow dose wif teh gud tastes, and proteck teh ones dat taste gud.
Ai see a shadow ov a hat. It’s rite above yur aies an luks pink, Yoo haz pink eers, too! Aill trai luking at in safari. Mite maek a difference!
OH!! NAO itz there! an it iz . . .ohhhhh it luks so CYooTTTTT!!’
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O fur sum smilee fayces nao! A’m grinning frum eer to eer!!!
nyghtshayde – so far, yoo still haz just yur prittee pink bow, but it will prollee show up! Romeow’s just did – fur mee, eneway!!
I doan kno why u can’t see mah hat. Or why I can onwee see it one one puter. I cleered eberyfing owt, stomped mah paw, and still onwee 1 puter sees it.
Beleef meh, when u sees it, u will know it.
Mah noo wun showded up fur meh. Ai deleetid teh werdpretzel & ICHC cookiez, den caem bak in & it wuz there. Ai haz a happee!
ai cahn seez it, bery beyewtiful hattie!
Sew, awl kittehs (an udder creetshurs) in spiffee santy hatz are safe habens for burdies and GPs?
Ai wud sai sew tew! ^-^ Nawt tew menshun maisalf as anuddur sayfe haben fur da rodants an da burdies. Da big eyes for tew be seeing wif an da big eers for tew be heering wif reelee halp owt fur prowtecktin da littlol friends!
Don’t worry GP & parrothead,I’ll try to protect you my little friends!
Take this evildoers! *splash! splash! splash with a fierceness!*
O yeah, wut is hedbatting? OOOOOO, neber mind, ai jest gotted a mintall pikshure. *wispers* Shud yew bee showing that scar in publick?
Itz nawt a nawtee fing, parrothead. GP haz bin jus gettin batted abowt teh hed & shoulderz by LCB, aifinkso.
And I don’t does it as often as he sez.
And that scar? GP’s mommeh telled me that he gotted that when he was a bebbeh piggeh and falled outta his bebbeh-bed while reaching for something shiny.
We needs tew gets Philipe tew run sum tests awn da lawng term effeckts ob hedbatting. ^-^ Aifink den we can see if dere be annee damage! An aifink we shud awlsew test tew see if dere be a corra… corroh… a linky between hedbatting wif and wifowt pointy endz tew. ^-^
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It wud beneefit Pinny Gigs eberywares tew nose da answur!
Guiness Piggeh, yew are heering dis? GP? Iz GP steel kissing YNG? Feeling sowart ov alowone nao…
*** luks fer Romeow and Janetcanhas4K and Bluesfan**
**luks apologetically at Gremlin but just not sure about that feather hanging from his mouth**
***notices LCB ‘n hizz frend do nawt hab santa hats***
*trembles*
GP?
Ohai parrothead!
Hai bluesfan473! Yu stil coming up wif da new happi danses? **waves jazz talons**
frum de luk uv de skie owtsyde ai mite soon be dewin de danse uv de sno shovlers (blargh!)
scoop scoop the sno, fro ober showlder inno naybors yard, duk de snobal dey fro bak, slide & fall, shaik fist at skie, sprinkle rok sawlt, jazz mittens!
*kwyetly to self* Snow, wishez I had dem.
Tipping a wink: ur doing it rong.
Spellingk ur doin it rong…wink wink.
Does u has somthing in ur eye, Romeow?
*rummages in purse for Liver Flavor Eye Drops*
duz it get teh red out?
underdone livah is teh pleh.
No, but these Wite-Out Flavor eye drops gets teh red out.
All other colors, too.
Eggsept wite, of coarse.
but if itz wite-OUT, shudnt the wite be gone?
*holds hed*
Hay, who’s hed is that ur holding?
*Ahem*
oops, sry.
I guess I shouldn’t wonder why I’m a littul behind in my werks.
porbablee sumone woo needs wite-out flavor eye drops!
Wite-Out Flavor?
U fink I b liking mah eye balls liek a froggee?
I don’t think that, I knoes that. I has picshurs from teh last office party.
Juss gib meh teh tiem and locashun fur teh drop off.
I’ll hab it awl fur u, butts u hab to promise to destroy teh pikshurs.
I can truss u, rite?
Shur yoo kin truss her – shez wun uv yor beegest supporters!
*ba-dump-bum!*
Head… DESK!
Hmmm…LCB hasn’t been heer in a while.
I hopes she didn’t gets tied up.
I gots a monies in teh bag.
*YOINK*
Hao conveenient.
A drive bai drop off.
*shouts to LCB in teh distance*
Member to destroy teh piks, k?
“Destroy”? Um that means teh same thing as “publish” rite?
I’z gonna need a bigger bag…
Still can’t read it
*bonk* Meooowwwwtch!
Gotz a ich riiiiiiite dere.
*parrothead’s leg begins to kick*
*LCB has disturbifying mental image of a twitchy parrot leg sticking outta a parrot hed*
Caliko! Want!
u know this luks just like teh mama kitteh that I still has outside… she still needs a gud home, red…. *skwink*
hay, did u ever see Thelma in my pix?
I’d lub tew has hur, but you kno teh storee.
I still nawt seen hur. My stoopy, let me show u it!
**skwinks bak**
but but but… she’s there!
shud be teh next to last pic.
ooo ai seez her. shez bery pwetty! meeself, ai wuld lub a caliko, but we hab foor male catz, adn nawt shure dey’d be kind to a new female!
U needs a female to keep those boys in lien!
Iz dis kitteh’s vershun ov sidewaiz glanse?
Lol!!!!
Watchu lukin at, Willis?
Stiff nek, I has it.
Cwutest lulz eveh!
Hey, izzit 5:00 in TTI yet? I need adult bevridj.
Oh yesh, yesh, yesh! fur TTI Thyme, juss add elebenty hours tu Cheezthyme!
Woo hoo!
**grabs beer an sings sawng foar previous lol**
You say you were wrong to ever leave me alone
Now you’re sorry, you’re lonesome and scared
And you say you’d be happy if I you could just come back home
Well, here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
Call someone who’ll listen, or might give a damn
Maybe one of your sordid affairs
But don’t you come ’round here handin’ me none of your lies
Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
Girl, I thought what we had could never turn bad
So your leavin’ caught me unaware
But the fact is you’ve run…girl, that can’t be undone
So here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
Call someone who’ll listen, or might give a damn
Maybe one of your sordid affairs
But don’t you come ’round here handin’ me none of your lies
Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
Yeah, here’s a quarter, call someone who cares
Iz 5:00 sumwear! Neber taught i’d git tu yuse dat fraze. Yu wantz margaroota?
Naw, I’ll has beer.
**grabs a heinie, but nawt tellin whose!**
OW! HEY!
Oops, wuz dis ur Heineken?
**tries to luuk innosent by battin eielashez**
The sun. Itz ovur the yardarm sumwheres, rhsb. Adult bevridj? Mmmmm. Like a Hendricks gin martoonie wif a spear o’ cucumber instead uv olives? Convinced maiself. Sip. Sip. Sigh.
*wink bak*
actually looks like ;3
;-< is wut I see
Fascinating. Is like our very own Lolschach Test!
I see a bunny dancing wif a chikken.
I don’t fink that’s called dancing, eggzacly.
Oh. Sry.
Interspecies terpsichorean revelries, then.
It taeks two to Lolschach.
Ooh, gud wurd yoosage!
Tersichorean revelries, FTW!!!
*dantzes with uther species*
Careful, there, gremlin. Next thing u knoes, u’ll be masticating in public.
:shokked faec:
hopfuly nawt to let de epidermis be showing!
Mai bunneh “dances” wif mai kittehs tew..*snerk*
Beddur tahn swimmin wif teh fishees… Jus sayin.
No danses, it’s properly called exceedlingly amatory interspecies terpsichorean revelries.
Ai yoozez mah terpsichorean powurrz to dans by teh lite uv teh Jellicle Moon.
Owl n Pussycat ref?
*wispurrs* Wot zacklee is a jellicle moon?
Naw – iz CATS refrence. It’s from “The Jellicle Ball” which is a big dance number. The lyrics here: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/c/catslyrics/thejellicleballlyrics.html should explain it, sort of. You might also want to check youtube (I can’t access teh toob atwerk).
David Caruso’s kitteh
LOLZ!!!!!! FTW!!!11!Elebenty!!
Gud wun Rodney! Needs teh sunglasses tho…
I R bein kewt
woo put teh ichart sidwayz? or mebbe ai dose need glassis?
Eeber gets teh glasses or stop dwinkin so meny martoonies.
Prolly getting teh glasses wud b moar fun.
but can ai gets teh glases adn put teh martoonies in them?
Sure, den puts teh lime in teh coconut and dwink dem boff up.
it should be ;>} or at least ;-}
LCB, ai had an idee for a LOL wif u in mind…
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2755991
u shuld check it owt!
Aw, whut a toothsum orinj kitteh! Luvs me those fangs!
nawt mai kitteh, but ai do has two orinj kittehs. mai big black kitteh has teh big fangs tho!
Veni, vidi, clicki.
I went, I sawr, I voted.
Bee back affer a wile, godda do stoopy wurk.
Kitteh finks teh whirld luukes beddure tihs waiy; adn hims ar probly rite;
Mebbee iyt wuud luuke ebben beddure tohtully upsiede daown;
(Kitteh: staynd aown yuur hed!!!!)
Kaliko ‘tude. Teh Doc Jekyll syde.
Mai kitteh made it to teh front payge! She is celebritee!
LOL i wove tat face =]
I can haz taco?
Hilarious
No talk in lolspeak nao, talk serusly:
For anyone in the El Paso/Las cruces area, a tortie kitteh who looks just like this one has been coming to my apartment window for about a year. She’s VERY affectionate (she’ll let me pick her up and hold her), appears to be about 2-3 years old, looks healthy, and hasn’t gotten pregnant, so I’m assuming she had a hooman but got loose/lost. I’d take her in but I already have two, and I don’t want her to endure another winter out here. if interested, pls comment.
omg…it looks like my cat…except she has a black spot on her white cheek