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Oldest Ever Lolcat Found *gasp* (Iz From Teh 1905)


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What’s Delaying My Dinner?

This captioned cat picture postcard was found by Tracy Angulo in a Seattle antique store. Tracy tells us that the photograph is from 1905, which would make this officially the oldest cat picture with a caption, AKA lolcat, that we’ve seen.

The differences are clear. Proper grammar and a more formal tone was in vogue back then. But the similarities to modern-day kitten struggles and lolcats are amazing. ALL CAPS is still cool, but most importantly, she also no can has cheezburger. More than a hundred years later, all that’s changed is the spelling.

Evekitteh, we hope you got a good dinner.

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  1. luvscatsva says:

    An whuts wif dis stoopy dress?

  2. Thera says:

    Old kitteh

  3. brainfire says:

    Klassik Kitteh iz still Klassik!

  4. PistolPete says:

    I am amused

    or in other words:

    LOLZ

  5. Hay! Wers da “add to favorites” butin?

    • cweenmj says:

      Gud morning AdmiralSirJohn!! and Welkum tu Cheezland, I don’t bleeve I haz met u b4. Kewl avatar!!
      .
      Az tu deh favrit buttin, if u haz deh fyrefawkz, teh favritz buttin haz dissapeered off deh main page and deh comminting page. ::frownee fais:: so if u haz deh Internet Explorer, u kin fire it up and uzing deh favritz buttin dere. Datz wut I iz gonna dew.
      .
      Sumtimez u kin finding the person hoo posted deh pic (dere name iz uzhullee rite under deh pic, but not on dis wun) adn den klik deh favrit buttin dere.
      .
      Jumping frew hoopz tu using dis site — it bugz mii BIG TYME!!!!!!!!!

  6. lunar says:

    Stop thief! These men are burglarizing my bucket.

  7. Desi says:

    I love “delaying”. It just appeals. A byegone age.

  8. zippercat says:

    dis iz uh LOL frum deh dark ayges!

  9. moe says:

    “canst thine haz a milk curd and beef sandwich?”

  10. Tribble says:

    Historic kitteh iz historic.

  11. madcowyup says:

    *gasp* Is teh happy cat’s mudder! VIRGIN KITTEH!!!

  12. mugglemary says:

    tihs is mai kittehbois’ gramma, aifinkso!
    ai seez teh dress in teh attik!

    • midnightsdeer says:

      Ai fink ew mite has tu add sum ‘Greats’. Der at leass 20 kitty jenerashuns afore now an den. potenshully moar den 50. But ai is shor her ewr kitteh’s ansesder!

  13. Caghs says:

    Ah, dis is so kewl! No can has cheezburger is happened long befur our tiem, an we still can has the ask :)

  14. Tribble says:

    Now wii haz tu luk fur cavemens drawinks uff saburr toof kittehs on cave wallz wit pichers intead uff capshunz.
    And u noez dere haz tu bee Egypshun kittehz wit capshuns in ohirogliphics inna pyramidz!

  15. Chuckell says:

    “Proper grammar . . . was in vogue back then.”

    Hmm. How do you know that cats haven’t just gotten stupider after living with people for the past century?

  16. Gober says:

    Ow wow.
    An it is just 2 years older tehn Beatrix Potter’s Tail ov Tom Kitten. Coinsidens? I doan fink so!

  17. Davidoff says:

    EPIC WIN!!!

  18. Linnéa says:

    First lolcat, I salute you!

  19. catnipper says:

    we iz prt of teh age ol traditionz, afinkso.

  20. cweenmj says:

    Oh hai!!
    heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz. Wii now haz 310 peepz on deh map!!! Well, dey not AWL peepz, most uv dem b kittehz….adn sum b uzzer critterz…dere is even a fairy adn a manatee on deh map!! BTW, deh manatee iz spending deh winter in deh Kerry Bean. Deh norf Atlantic wuz gitting tew kold.
    .
    On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
    .
    Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
    .
    Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
    .
    To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
    .
    Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
    .
    Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.

  21. Absohluutelee Pryceliss! Kitteh frum byegoan daiys luukes jes liek a kitteh ov tuudaiy, sans drehss, ov coarse;

    (Tudaiy’s kitteh wuud problee bees rydeing a Haurlee Dahvidsohn iyn tihs lolpik!!!)

    • Hmmmmm: wundur iyf tihs kitteh cuud bees ‘Dinah’, frum “Alyss iyn Wunnerlaynd”?
      (Probly nawt; iys nawt teh saime tymefrayme: mebbee iys wun ov Dinah’s
      grate-grate-{adn grate sume moar granndbebbehs?} )=insurt smylee fayse heer!

  22. foomanchu says:

    Photoshopped.

  23. hdh says:

    THAT IS SO COOL

    I WANT ONE

  24. joecichlid says:

    Diz aR Grate granmuffer, da furs begattin LOL, EFFER!!

  25. Todd says:

    Far older LOLCATS can be found on the walls of the pyramids in Egypt. Hieroglyphics therein show humans of great importance bowing down to the image of a cat and making offerings. As in…

    “Your offering pleases meh…”

    Cats were considered gods and held in the same reverence as the human kings and queens.

  26. Lilith says:

    And who is the ancient messenger of the lolcats?! Whom shall I praise as the herald of ceiling cat?

  27. fenhu says:

    This be the Holy Grail of Lolkittehs!!

  28. Sadie says:

    Oh, my! This is so precious! Love it!

  29. Just Jo says:

    What a PRECIOUS card!
    Hope she had a good supper(must’ve been a holiday the way she was all gussied up!) & a fine dessert, as well!

  30. Ana Pires says:

    Wow! “Precious” is a good word to describe this, yes. :)

  31. munch says:

    What I want to know is how they got the cat to sit still for the 30 seconds it took the camera to expose the film. As I recall, the film chemistry back then didn’t exactly allow for 1/500th second shutter speeds.

    • lunarmommy says:

      wut i also want to be knoing iz how tehy gotted teh kitteh into a dress an a ohai chayr!! an how many stitches tehy need afturwurds.

    • catalogical humor says:

      One word: Taxidermy.

      • GSE says:

        Yup. This sort of picture from this period is relatively common and the animals are invariably dead and stuffed – sorry to be a downer.

        • Odilon says:

          Yes, and of course every young child from back then that was photographed was really dead and stuffed, too.

          People used to rent these horrors out to be photoed in place of their own children for family portraits.

          Obviously, that’s the only way a child that age ever would have sat still long enough to get the exposure.

          :::sarcasm off:::

          (There, there. Calm down. Obviously that didn’t happen. Sometimes I scare myself….)

          I suppose some people also had kittehs that had a gift for sitting still for pictures-that would be gold for a photographer. And I suppose some people stuffed beloved deceased pets for preservation in an especially charming pose. So even if Kitteh was an ex-kitteh, it’s not necessarily a sad story or the work of some sicko.

          What makes me think it might be a live cat is that a stuffed cat would have stayed in that pose forever., obviously It would of had limited use for the effort involved in making the thing. And if kitteh was stuffed, whoever did it, did a good job.

          Know what it looks like to me? It looks as if the body and the hands of the creature are fake and the cat is actually standing behind the chair, rather than sitting in it. Yeah, she’d have to sit still for a while with all the photo mess. But they managed to photograph live children under those conditions (obviously), so, yes, it is possible.

          The annoying thing is, Live or Taxidermy, we’ll never know.

          In any case, I hope kitteh was loved and cherished as all kittehs deserve to be.

  32. PhilBiker says:

    This is classic.

    However, I believe if you do some digging it may be possible to find LOLCATS from ancient Egypt. The problem will be in translating the hieroglyphics.

  33. no way says:

    Wow. That cat has been dead an awfully long time…

  34. Hell Hath No Fury says:

    I wonder which antique store in Seattle? I am like a creepy old woman in the antique stores, and there’s always something totally priceless, like this.
    I personally think it’s the great-great gramama of Happycat….

  35. jose says:

    in today’s LOLcat vernacular that would read, “ME DIN DINZ L8!!!1″

  36. Odilon says:

    Wow!

    “You assume that I climbed here seeking supper.
    A cat does not live by mouse alone.
    No! It is Ceiling Cat I seek!”

  37. Sayu says:

    How classical. I love it.

  38. SarahD says:

    Scuze meh, doant maek meh comes over ther!

  39. Classic lolcat is classic!

  40. David says:

    Awesome photo!

  41. Ichibod says:

    Whoa, prehistoric LOL! XD

  42. jamie says:

    I CAN MADE KWANTUM LEEP!

  43. kittyboukus says:

    I’M LUVS THIS KITTEH POTSCORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. dolimarteam says:

    OMG! Dis iz teh oldes’ lolcat, it’s soooooo cute.
    MayB she wants a cheezburgr?

  45. D.R. says:

    Good kitteh, sittin in hi-chare…

    :)

  46. GAMER_NOW says:

    103 yeers old…Wow…did dat kitteh get her dinner yet?

  47. Nikit says:

    Epic Post!!!

  48. Estwald says:

    Dere’s no “Add to Favorites” button.
    I has a sad.

  49. Lauren says:

    “Proper grammar and a more formal tone was in vogue back then.”

    I love the irony of the improper grammar in this phrase (it should be “were” instead of “was”). Sorry, I’m an English grad student so I notice these things. I’m sure it was intentional though! Well, I got a kick out of it.

  50. goblinmama says:

    wheeze gots to vote fer Evekitteh! Nearly 400 comets, and no votz! was wif dat?

  51. Ben Watson says:

    oldar cats haz been wahchin for sum timez.

    i can haz keeping up now?

  52. sanafabich says:

    Is this for real?? I mean, wow!! This is truly priceless!!!!!

  53. web design says:

    I’m in your velocipede precipitating my getaway

  54. wonkydonky says:

    WOW! I iz floored.

    -That is just several different types of awesum!!!

    I honestly hope it’s not just a well-executed LolPchop.

  55. Sarah says:

    OMG! I saw this at Antika! I almost bought it!

  56. Taby says:

    Good grief~

    Thats the cutest LOLCat ever.

  57. buggin2go says:

    Thanx fur sharin’ this 1905 Cootie!!!1! Darling!

  58. Nikky Raney says:

    That is pretty amazing.

  59. Lee says:

    I’m having difficulty with believing in the authenticity of the photo. Seems too good to be true.

  60. deloss56 says:

    I love this photograph.

  61. Chitinmaster says:

    That’s really cool.

  62. pepe says:

    I hope dat kitteh lived a long and happie lief.

  63. Snarkaholic says:

    Akshually, da boyz stil ware da dresssses sumtiems. I seed pix of Engwand’s Prins Will-yum and hiz brudder Prince Hairy at dare krisseningz and dey was boff warin’ da same old lace dressss. I ges wid al da monee da Kween spendz on dos ugli hatz she cudn’t spring fur nuu owtfitz for demz!

  64. macaroni says:

    tiz teh oldest nd iz mah idol

  65. Cyndi says:

    Dis pikchur iz achually from a kitteh book Three Little Kittehs. Mah grandmama waz born in 1900 and she hadz dis bookie. Ah still haz it. All lolcats.

  66. trouble says:

    Due to the expense of photographs prior to the 40’s, it is extremely rare to find one of a pet alone, and when one is found, it is usually not a studio portrait such as this. This picture would be worth a good bit of money to a specialized collector.

    ( Sorree, dat wuz my mama riting dat)

  67. DrakenDame says:

    I want to favourite this picture…how come that’s not possible?

  68. MJ says:

    Wow great pikshur and great find!

  69. leana says:

    SOOOOOOO cool! I REALLY like lolcats, (and dogz, etc.) but this is SOOOOOOO awesome!

  70. GirlzRule says:

    Oh, my!
    How rare. :o

  71. Signe says:

    Uhm… I wrote a comment that was maybe the eight or so comment and it just said “wow”… Weird, the comment is gone now… Weirdo site removing comments. Wow is the only word good enough to describe this pic!

  72. aj says:

    Epic First ?

  73. Egoistic Suicide says:

    Insane indeed ;)

  74. From that vintage poster/card store on one of the mid levels of the public market?

  75. Frank says:

    OMGZ!!!11111ONE!!!!!!! Itz teh originul lolcat!!

    Dis needz 2 go up inna muzeeum!!

  76. Japhia says:

    dis kitteh b slowly turnin two crood oyl. In wun mileon yers she b makin cars do teh speedin and getin teh tikits.

  77. Bizzy Artist says:

    Dis storee iz popping up all over teh Internetz! Good going LOLcats! Dis iz a grate storee!

  78. Sanky says:

    AWESOME

  79. NJLIONESS says:

    shez shud bez officialz LOL “mascat”!

  80. Healthystuff says:

    oshi- i can already c eet ‘Lolcatin since 1905′

  81. wittypirate says:

    Just wait until they find the heeroglyphs of Ceiling Cat staring down on King Tut!

  82. iLubzFish says:

    Dis most awesumest 1905 Lol eber!

  83. iLubzFish says:

    Inturesting da kittehs grammur, much liek da hoomans hab detearioratud ober da yeerz. Inturesting indede.

  84. Emily says:

    Best find ever! More proof of cats’ superiority over dogs as the source of our collective amusement and admiration!

  85. Z says:

    WOW!!!
    DAT OLDZ?!?!?!!??!?!
    U HAZ GOT 2 B KIDDIN’ MEH!!

  86. Z says:

    FYI, I love your comment Emily!!!
    LOL

  87. calileaf says:

    dare kidn’, rite? in mean dis website waz heere in da 1905!

  88. calileaf says:

    scratch dat, they could ad captions 2 pics. in da 1905!

  89. Blue Dude says:

    Ohai dere oldie lolcat, i gibs you hugles nao ;]

  90. awesome27 says:

    picxur iz 103 yeer ulds!!!! zat iz eh uld kitteh!!!

  91. Nuckelhedd says:

    The font suggests Mr. Gates’ men have been stealing again.

    Comic Sans anyone?

  92. Nugget501st says:

    LOLCATS FUREVA

  93. lolzer says:

    heh not as cute as Al Sharpton executing JUSTICE on the Nuttcups: http://tinyurl.com/58e8y7

  94. donna says:

    Sum peeplz heer not tawkin catspeek!!! Hay yuse peepl…git wiff du LOLcat progrum! Not anee fun if real peepltalk yusd.
    I not theenk EEgip kiteez go tu du raynboe bridj cuz day r poot indu peeramidz wif dair ohnerz, I sinks. If da ohnerz wuntta takem to raynboe bridj den dats a difrnt storee altever.

  95. Ethan says:

    ZOMG!
    Tihs r be liek reel?

  96. Kuure Koivikko says:

    LOL!

  97. jamie says:

    shuda sed wheres ma nomnom :( kitteh is nt amused

  98. jamie says:

    nomnomnomnom

  99. dat kitteh rox. i hopez she getz her dinnerz.dat still amazing…even noe!

  100. happensq says:

    respected

  101. Lucy says:

    I believe the correct spelling and the dress are there because photography back then was still quite a posh thing. Not every kitteh could have hundreds of snapshots taken everyday like modern digital-camera lolcats do. Only a well behaving kitteh, who could dress like a hoomin, sit still like a hoomin and spell like a hoomin had a chance to get into studio.

  102. MrCrashHappy says:

    You people are scaring me. Seriously.

  103. Kiloku says:

    Maybe it’s a hoax? (Sorry, I can’t talk LOLish.)

  104. shelby! says:

    OMAGOZ! tat is sooo cool!

  105. Minaaaa says:

    hilarious! VERY funny description! LOL

  106. reipoom says:

    zooomg epic post. that lolcat should be sold on teh posterboard.

  107. Don says:

    Cheezburgers weren’t even around then, or lolspeak. She would’ve said,”May I obtain an eight ounce glass of your ‘Coca Cola’, the pause that refreshes?”
    LOL.

  108. nursarahlam says:

    LOLcat in action more than 100 years ago.. legendary LOLcat..

  109. LOL CATS LUVER says:

    LOL THAT TING IS REALLY OLD I LUV THAT KITTEH WHAT’S DELAYING HIZ (OR HERZ) CHEEZEBURGER LOL LOL LOL

  110. mark says:

    awsum kitteh iz awsum.

  111. asdasd says:

    U took it from wikipedia dickwad. serioses cat is not hapy.

  112. Athena says:

    Cheezburger an Tofuburger: Giv Evekitteh a Fav buttn NAO! Favrit, favrit, favrit!!!! al tyme favrit! best uv al favrits!

  113. THIS BOOK was a picture book from the turn of the century called “KITTY’S DAY OUT” or something. Gold crazed neighbors (now declared insane) believed for every last existing book you burned, you’d find a gold nugget on the beach. I tried but got a broken arm and only saved one leaf out of it. There was a photo with caption on OPPOSITE page of this book (so photos with the caption ON THE BACK). 1993 lolcat newsgroup/feed.

  114. Sofe kitteh says:

    Dis kitteh is OLD! Its a bery funneh pic, but who put the caption on there?

  115. irishdancergirl says:

    OMG! i seez same pic on wiki!!1!
    scinse no moar copyrite, it iz awlso 1 mah pics on here 2!!1!
    WE HAS SUMTHIN’ IN COMMIN, CHEEZBURGERS 4 AWL!


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