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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Dizzy ones,, tho!
hola
Yah hola u 2
Hola U 3
hola can i haz mah bukitt
Yes, but tehere’z a hola innit.
DON’T START THAT EERWURM!!! FOAR TEH LUV UV CC!!
oh wair is deeer leeeza?
u rang?
wot do U has to do wif teh hola thing? I is confuzzled.
Um, shud say, what does I have to do wif….
ders a hole in mai bukkit
deer liza deer liza
sumfin like dat
sry…….. wish it wuz more ‘citing
snurt
then fix it
dear henry
dear henry
dear henry
then fix it
dear henry
then fix it.
with what shall i fix it
dear liza
dear liza
I could go on for dayz
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
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it go on for dayz, in mai hed…
oh, tahts okay, yoo duznt haz to go to all taht trubble
Must bee teh new green mohawk. (insert winkee lol heer)
wut iz teh earwurm?
ish wun ob dose songs dat gets stuk in yer hed an yew cant get rid ob it…….
I never herd this song…
Tehre is a bukkit song about lil ole me?
yesh ai nebber reeelized how famuss yew are……..jus go tew yooootooob an put in “there’s a hole in my bucket” lol speak duzznt werk tew well der!!
OMCC! LOL!!!
I did… and look a teh one I pikked!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urJ-iHc1Xms
haaaahaaaahaaaa. u shore piked a gud wan. ai waz avoidin teh earwormz until ai followed yer linkie. nao nawt onlee haev earworm butt mai brain needz teh scrubing frum teh nawt sekkond singer wif his sex pistols shurt.
ar dem guys drunk, or wat?? oh mai how funneeee…… stoopi but funneeeee!
furst taim ai ebber heerds tihs song wuz on Sesamee Street!
ifin yew kin googlee ‘Doctor Demento’ yew may fine it online aifinkso.
ifin yew has teh email ai sendin yew teh lyric rite nao!
I posted a linky, not sure if it will show up eventually or be eeted by teh ever-hungree WP.
We shall see.
Ackshully I will has to see tomorrows, got to go do stuffs, get reddy for bed.
*schmoos*
VOTE 5 CHEEZBURGERZ!!!
moar funny pictures
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2741424
um, anyone else notice theres only eight cats there?
There’s 9..
There’s the cat and 8 reflections..
So no, no one else noticed there’s only 8..
:]]
There’s 9..
There’s the cat and 8 reflections..
So no, no one else noticed there’s only 8..
:]]
Well, it makes ME dizzy lukin at it! Maibe teh kitteh…or kittehs….hard to tell…how mani uf dese ARE dere, aniway?
one kitteh, and yer closet doors’ll do this, the photog. found the just-right angle to have awl of us scritchin’ our heads.
butt mai closit doors bee maed owt of would. dey steel do this? u can tellz me how?
mebbe, but yer closet will never be the same.
will mai closet bee bigger? taht wood be a gud thing.
ai lurves yer lil antlols, BG!! yew iz “offishully” in teh crissmess attyre!!
yes yer klosit gets bigger, but so do teh skellingtens insyde…
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an compleetlee koinsidentalee, yore abilitee to find a pare uv shooz that match.
will it go round in circles??
Mai brain, or teh kittehs?
Iffen this iz a rebolbing doar, bofe!
will it fly hi like a…
hey, luuk! a burd up inna sky!
Jamamakitty! U b reddee fur kris mows awl redee?? Uz got ur sanda hats on!!
oh yesh………… we wuz awl tryin on our crissmess finery las nite!!! ai luks like a liddel smurf……. lol
ohai CCR, gud tew see yew hyer~ wuts up wif yo fine self???
Ai fin. butz din nwat kno ai waz on dis fred. Ai commits on udder won. Soe howz yu an fwrendz? Hai eberboddee.
ai iz fine…………waitin fur teh big crissmess rush ai gess
CCR ai sended yer dotter a messij…… ai haz a happi wif yew bofe makin lols n stuffs an leebin messijs fur e-chudder……. ai toled her mai mom wud hab lubbed it
Fanx-*bean nosy* wud hab lubbed it? She gone? *haz a sad fur yu* Min tu-10yrs/Nov.1. She wuz stil yng. Ai tri be cwose tu mai kids. Soe fanx fur sendin mai gurl messij.*big smiley face*.
musta mizzed yu soe ai goes. Hab a gud ebenin’ *smiley face*
I see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin.
I see bad times today.
Dont go around tonight,
Well, its bound to take your life,
Theres a bad moon on the rise.
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*Howl* Awrooooo!!!
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…er… sowweh. ^-^ Cuddn’t halp maisalf!
ai wuz glad tew see yooo are blooo nao……. but yew nebber sez wut part ob teh yeweshay yew libs in…….
Tank yew! ^-^ Is nyce tew be in bloo!
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Ahh, ai did nawt. Ai will has tew chaynge it! *wag wags*
yesh is eeezy……jus cliks on teh edit profyle…. gud job tho
Awl bettur nao. ^-^ Aifinksew!
yew are teh kwik
mais oui libs der toooo
Hehe tank yew. ^-^ Ai went prettee kwik dere.
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Aifink ai saw her wen ai lewked at da cheezpeep map, tew. ^-^ Fayrlee clowse, if ai remembur.
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
walkin through the streets of Soho in the rain.
He was lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fooks, gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein.
Chorus:
Aaahoo, werewolves of London
Aaahoo(2x)
Ya hear him howlin around your kitchen door, ya better not let him in.
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London again.
an hiz hair wuz perfick!
Hehe wai did ai nawt see dat won commin! *Pawps awn tew iToones an plais Warren Zevon tew syng along!* ^-^
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Ai luff dis sawng! Annee won wif woofs ai lyke!
*Rummaj rummaj rummajes fur udder sawngs wif woofs in dem*
In touch with the ground
I’m on the hunt I’m after you
Smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd
And I’m hungry like the wolf……
on the morrow,we shall see if this is the case.
oh, itz that soon??
*fites back teh jellus*
One of the few bands I never saw that I’d have liked to.
Ai bet dat dey be a gewd band! Ai has a jellus too! A lyme flabored jellus!*
Ai dunno wai ai didn’t guess dat won tew. =P Ai cannawt tink ob some moar faymaus wons awf da tawp ob mai head, but ai nose a few udder wons frum less faymous moosicians. =P
Owoooooooo!
Who’s that I see walkin’ in these woods?
Why, it’s Little Red Riding Hood.
Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You’re everything a big bad wolf could want.
Listen to me…
aaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh
ai has an invisible????
wai wud yew fink dat?? *darn shudda pretendid ai dint see hims….shoot*
Wut about this wun?
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Whoa, thought it was a nightmare,
Lo, its all so true,
They told me, dont go walkin slow
cause devils on the loose …
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3TTGuddjY
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Just checking …
Oooh, ai dun tink ai has herd dat sawng befores… Is gewd, aifinksew!
‘Good tune, Jack! Heavy! Wolf! God-pounding heavy tune!’
Dang! Teh onnywun I can fink ov to follow dat is
“Clap for teh Wolfman”
youtube.com/watch?v=x7RHmYZyZxM
YAY, lukkit yew in yer crissmess finery!! berry cyooooot!! yew will be teh inveee ob awl teh kittehs!!
That song wuz Talisman reference. Stephen King book, very good. Has a wolfie character in it wut luved that song. DF, yew shud read it if yew hasn’t.
So what happen if you put another mirrow around the cat.
collide o scope
FTW!!!
wosom!
9 lives. so when one dies the others take over
kitteh git trapped in funhowse = not so fun aneemorez.
at leest deeze mirrerererersss duznt make him luuk fat. just makes him nawt noe himz posishun relativ to teh rest uv teh whirled.
Ah wil takes awl ub dem peese.
kthxbai
>:)
which is teh real kitteh? o_O
teh wun at teh veeery bottum ub teh page, aifinkso!
ooooo. I wantz kalidoscope cat!!!!!
Wair kin I buying wun?????
ty booteek should have them
Aifinksew, tew, dat da booteek mai has won (or elebenty!) tew has. ^-^ An in awl da desyner cololors!
Yuz can find one at yer nearby Ty bootique! On sale for a limited time only!
GMTA timeless.
I wuz juss about tu same teh same to you but stoopy WP got in teh way. =P
Dun wii awl want wun cween? BTW cween if eber b needin protekshun agens yewr subjeks nda hordes ob adoring Ai will arrive at teh sown ob a wissul.
lowd
tew or tree tiems
Fanz goes aftur adoring, probablee meh falt butt Ai iz blamin wordpress.
Dun wurry, wii awlwayz blamez WP. *wink*
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But I dont think i b needing pertekshun frum mai fanz….. perteckshun frum WP, now dat b anuzzer storee….. oh,. dotz…..
sew trew. Nitee Nite cween!
Ai wantz wun ob dese fur mii … den Ai cud bee in elebenty diffrunt pwaces awl at wunce!
Dis kitteh iz on tedebishun, dat show, ‘Wut nawt tew where.’ But Stacy an Clinton dew nawt find eneefing wrong wif hiz wardarowbe.
dark furz is most slimming.
An’ teh wite hylytes da eyez and neck!
…..but deh bib iz a bit tuuu yuthfulz….
oh noes, izza nyse V-neck wich iz teh alluring!
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oar if izza guy kitteh, mebbe iz a nyse grey soot wiv a classik whyte shurt?
Aifinkso iz an ascot nawt a bib…Dis kitteh iz getting reddee for teh innauguration ball, aifinkso.
I kan has 9 cheezburgers?
oooo, I’ve never seen a regular nonagon in real life before.
getz collide o scope
I seez the mirror uniwerse!!
Um, Hellol.
**stands looking nerbus n fraidycat**
Dis mai furst teim here. Can I play? I promise 2b nize, n purrhaps eben witty once n awile.
Ohai hissy. iz a gud name aifinkso.
Ob course u can plai wif us.
Welcome to cheezlands. Has a chokklit possum w raspberry fillings.
Fangs, West River Rat! I neber liked tu b da nu girl-iz good tu no som1. I haz a hot tee to shair – earl lite black wif reel creem. u purrfer da mug or fancee littlol cup wif sosser?
welcome 2 teh cheeziefren plaec, hissy. iz plaec ov muchl fun adn wittiness.ur lolspeak veri gud. Du u mind if ai haev sum ov teh hot tee inna fancee littol cup wif sosser, plz?
My grandmother’s naem wuz Gladys- I haz a berry happytail memory moment. Wif such a lubly naem, yu can haz mai bestest set – with beutemous panseys onit. pleeze to be letting me serbe yu.
***pour, pour*** **pours anuffer for self** sits down to chat
Wuz yur Fangs Gibbon bizzy?
fanks u. *stirs teh tee den daintilee setz sppon awn teh sasser*
mai fanks gibbon waz veri plezant. waz at mai sisteers haus sew ai didnawt haev 2 dew much. how bout yerself? oh, oh. sawries to jus git 2 be knoweeng u adn then run, butt mai hubbeh jus putt teh dinners awn teh table. eye bee seeing u awn teh site l8r. was veri niec 2 meat u.
I gotted to cook dis year. My fambily and hubby’s fambily leiks each ovver, sos wii git ebree one! It wuz muchlee fun.
Enjoi yur dinners – soundz leik yu can haz a good hubbeh.
eye am bak. waz jus a simpul dinner, butt wehn is cuked 4 u adn teh dishes don 2 iz alwais veri gud. mai hubbeh bee a gud man. taek gud caer ov me wehn eye haz a lawng dai liek 2dai. u gotta maek ur naem bloo sew wii can awl inveyet u 2 bee frens. ur fanks gibbon sounds liek much werk. funn 2 wif sew mani peepz.
Ohai, Hissy … pleeze too meetz yoo *offerz floofy paw* Iz a n00b too, but ebberywun beeingz berry fwiendwy in dis happitayle pwace. Jist startz jumpingz in and habing fun!
Da pleh sure is mein, Very Shabby Chick! Lub the floofy paws. Tee?
Ohhh … yesh, yesh, yesh, Ai wud bee lubbin’ a cuppah – Ai haz a tired, an’ it might bee perking mii up a littlol. Fanqz q, Hissy!
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*Sips and sighs*
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Ware didz yoo bee learnin’ too makez such a gud cup? Dat be berry tasty! Heer, hab a fruity-cuppy-cakie too beez gawin’ wid it – I madez dem maiself dis moarning!
Oooh, I lub da cuppy caek. mai fabrit, cranberre orinj. Hao didju no?
I jus cuddin be libbin wifout tee. A hot cuppa tee n a hot baf kan cure jus bout anying! Unless u be da kitteh. Den not so mush!
hai hissy! ai iz be newby here tew, but ai juz jump inna cheezland with bof foot!
Ohai! ^-^ Welcome Hissy! Is berry nyce tew meet yew! Awlwais happeh tew have new peeps joyne us!
kinda kewl stuff
kalidaskope kitteh iz in yr mirrorz-
creatin teh optickle illusionz!
Please for the love of CC, tell me that in non-kitteh speak (i.e. normal US English) the plural of life is lives (not lifes). You have butchered our (by our i mean the people of Britain’s) language enough!
Aifinks iz lifes, dat da plural, aifinkso.
Ai ackshuallee usually say “lives.” But aifink it depends awn were yew go. Both are accept-a-bull in dere own wai.
But … Ai sayded “lifez” awl dis tyme … duz dat bee teh wrong?
VSC, nuffin spelld rong in cheezland. We awl noes wat we meens, aifinks tu correct da spellings awl da time wuld make a pleh plase tu play, an defeet da hole lolspeek fing. *kk4 sharpens elebenty red pencils fur spelling kitteh*
Comment fail.
yas, it iz ‘lives’.
U meens that just in generul, rite?
Coz if ur talking pacifically abowt lolspeek, hate to brake it to u, but we can has quite a few of ur fello Britains playing here evry day…
… plusez dere antipodean cuzzinz woo naow bee habing a beeeeeeeeeeeeg confuzzled ober wever itz all rite too bee uzing “z” insted ob “s” az a pwuwal *puzzloled faiz*
okai, Spelling Kitteh, teh plural of life is lives. U haev happeetayle nao? Maibe nao eye maek u happee u can let go a liddul bit adn plai wif us. maibe in dis life; maibe in wan ov ur otter lifes.
” You have butchered our (by our i mean the people of Britain’s) language enough! ”
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ur welkum!! (bai dat i meen, DATZ WUT WII DUE HEER, NIMROD!!)
*klinkee glasses wif cweenmj, big gladys an awl cheezfrenz* Ai propose a toast, to our lifez!!!! Cheers!
*clinkity*
*Klinkee glassez wif kk4 adn Big Gladys adn awl deh cheezfrenz*
Cheez!!!
ooooh, cween! maibe wii culd maek teh NIMROD a floofee blankee wif kittehs taht steel haev awl ter 9 lifes awn it. eye gibs u hugz adn choklit in teh meantime whyle eye getz nimrods blankee redi. {{{cweenmj}}}
I am sorreh for earlier comment, did not get full idea of Lolspeak, after browsing Cheezburger lolcats i go against my previous statement (am trying to get the hang of lolspeak sorry for normal english :S)
hooorai 4 u. noa u can plai wif us? iz fun. jus tri 2 spell fings inna inereshing wai. tink abut hookd awn fonicks werked fur me. is fun.
so ah just spellz tings as ah wud sayz dem, lik dis?
Perzaklee!
hooreh, teh beh onnest, tis nicer den being stukk up english UK spellin gai anywayz
Dis be tru! Ai beez a neditor IRL, so iz REELEE phun to frow owt teh rools and plai heer! Welkums!
iz a dentahl stoodent, iz niise aftur dai uv essayz to frow teh buk awayz ackshewelly
an teh verbing, can has many vatitousness, an teh adjectivates, too. *channels teh munchkinz* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn wii ur pleez tew welcum yew to teh cheeeez-land!
Welkum tu Cheezland, Spelling Kitteh!!! Wii haz lotza funz heer!! Dis b a majicklol plais wair eneefing kin happen! Evree wun kin sing and dans beyootifullee, and deh nomz haz no kalreez and deh drinkzez haz no alkehawl!!!
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*Handz Spelling Kitteh a chokklit martoonee*
*klinkee Glassez*
Cheez!!!
lolz, if de dwinkz had no alkerhollz den i wudz probz not haff putz up dat furst post.
spelling kitteh must lerrn to regyouleight his alkerhollz
sorreh fer offenzez n unhappinezez corrzed
*klinkee glasses wif Spelling Kitteh* We lubs yu, man!!
It takingz moar dan dat tu offending us…..wii just figgered if u kud tweeking us, wii kud b tweeking u bak…. Adn I takez bak cawlling u a nimrod. ::smilee fais::
Akshullee, Nimrod wuz a mitee hunter adn a king, so nawt a ninsult atall!
tankin youz vewwy much
happeh to be part of te lolcommooniteh :happeh face:
Welkum, Spelling Kitteh! Alternate spellingz r fun! Can mayke werdplays, nd I frkwently steels frum Cherman und ovver langwidges. Seeral peeps here duz teh mangled lolfronsch, ohsea.
may uv corse! ai lurves teh lolfronsch! c’est tray magnifique!
c’est si bon too meet u, SK!
Nawt feels bad! We da bestest peeples in da world! Keep coming bak an play wif us!
errrmmmm, whut iz a chokklit martoonee?
Oh, dis big spechul martooni wif chokklit da size uf possums!! Iz bery speshulist drinkee dat we gib awl frends! Enjoy!
I haz never had wun in reel life, but i b thinking it wud taste a lot like a Bayleez Irish Creem. martoonee just b ower way uv saying marteenee, u noez, az in “I haz had tee mennee martooneez.” ::winkee fais::
Like, “officer, ai onlee had tee martoonis”
ahhhhh tankyouz
duz aneewun noz a websiit wiv an in reel lief micksture fur a chokklit martooni?
*whispers* dis redneck gurl would make a martooni an put in sum kinda chokklit liquor in der, or *whispers very qwietly* sum hershey syrup!
haha no getz hershey eneefing in teh UK, ah cen makez marrteenee n will try summ melteh-warm orrangey choklitz to maek it chockleteh
u never haev a choklit martooni IRL. ;shoked fais; tehy r sew yummie. sum whyte cream de cacoa, sum vaneela vokda – eekwal parts. shayke inna coktayl thingee wif lottsa iis. u culd add a liddul oranj flavored likor 2 liek tripul sec oar grand marnier, oar qwantro if u liek teh choklit oranj togeffer. poor inna martooni glaz taht u rimmed wif some superfine shugar adn some rilly gud cocoa powder adn taht u put a choklit kiss inna bottom.
*goez off 2 maek wan IRL*
adn iff u do teh choklit oranj fing, cut sum oranj stips frum teh peel adn twist dem over teh martooni b4 u frow teh oranj peel twist inna martooni.
Yum, bigG, dat sounds wai bedder dan mai idea!! *runs tu likker store* Oh, nise!!
WANT!!!!
come awn over adn ai maek u wan.
Okay! Wher u at?
BTW, wii R approaching teh ebil 200 commints.
eye hatez teh 200 commints fing. maeks me sign off adn go plai wif somefing elz. ai libs across teh street frum teh yellow haus. in stumpytowne. u want wan wif oranj oar regular? *handz 4.5K wan of each* sumdai maibe wii meats 4 reel adn ai maeks martoonies 4 awl mai cheeziefrens. wood bee fun aifinkso.
soundz yummeh
iz tiem te addz cream de cacoa adn vaneela vodker to de shoppun lizt
tankyou
I takez deh medz dat sez “no Alkeehawl fur u.”
*whisspurrz: But sumtimez i sneekz a sip uv Bayleez.
iz dat de medz cawled “metronidazole”?
if so den de alkehawlz cud rly mess yuu up, wud steay clearz
uverwize mah nolejjes arr no morr
*still hasn’t gotten over Evacuation Day*
*which is the day the Brits finally left town*
*town being Boston, where they are equally full of local pride*
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*mai DH’s Noo Engerlund bakgrownd, let me show u it*
Hey, cheezfrends! Tonite, if yu kin see da moon from yur haus, if nawt overcast, der are two brite starts under da moon, one is Venus, one is Jupiter. Last time you culd see dis is wen George Washington was alive! Iz pretty, we can’t see to many stars here in da city, but we can see it pretty cleer.
Ai meen stars, nawt starts!
OOOOO. I randed tu deh door and lukkinged owt,,,,,,it b very brite and pritty!! Deh yellow cresent moon iz hanging low in deh sky, wiff deh two brite starz hanging below it, barely abuv deh horizon.
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Thankz kk4 fur telling us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai seez dis heer las nite, KK4 … becawse Ai haz an upside-down, it bee luukin’ likez teh smiloly faiz!
Ware yu at, VSC?
Ai luks on profile, yu in da Down Under!! Pretty smiley face for yu!! {{VSC}}
Ai beein’ in deh Lan-Daown-Undeh, KK4!
LOL … yoo’re berry qwik *gwins*
*winks at VSC* ai bery qwik in mai own duh kinda way!!
If yoo bee habing moare dan wun bwain sell, yoo bee qwiker dan mii, KK4 *winkz at KK4*
*klinkee glasses wif VSC* ai still hab a few brane cells left frum mai misspent yuth…someware…*luks round* ai noe dey are sum round here *puts on glasses* oh noes!! *scrapes brane cell of bottom ub floofy slipper* *holds up flattened brane cell* Here’s one!!
dey look bigger dat way.
Ohai,kk4, wii iz obercast tonite soe can’t see dem. do yu hab a wesapee fur da beef an barley soop? Ai cant fin wun dat souns gud soe ai lukkin fur wun.
Oh hai, C.rose! Ai nawt usually use recipes..but yu takes beef shanks an boil wif onions til meet is tender, pull meet off bone, den put beef bullion cube in water, salt, pepper, bay leef, pour in sum barley, can ub tomatos, cook fur wile til barley is done…kin add sum carrots tu. Ai kin hunt down recipe frum cookbook, an send letter on yur profile. Ai lurn tu cook frum Grandma from Texas, hur jest throws in some ub dis, some ub dat, tastes it, adds sum ub dis, seasons, adds more ub dat..wen ai ask fur hur biscuit recipe, her says put some flour, salt, shortening and bakin powder in a bowl. Her says tu add buttermilk and mix til it luks rite. Ai make a mean biscuit tho’!!
Yum! Dat sownds prettee gewd, Aifinksew! Yew is maykin me hungree, KerryKatz! =P
ok…. iz checked bac bout fivteen tiemz an nawt get aniwun. Soe iz nao tiem tu go. bye-
Oh, nawt goes! Ai heer! sen me a letter, okai?
Is that only for da US? I live in Birmingham UK, and there is WAAAAY to much light pollution to see these things
am luckeh if i make out 1 star per night :’(
Spellin Kitteh, ai in SanDiego, CA., we hab much lite in city, nawt usually see stars, but ai kin see crescent moon with two brite stars under moon kinda side by side. Mai frend in Australia saw it last night, but upside down. Ai hope yu can see it. In fact, here in sandiego, we can only see da moon, the two planets, and a few scattered stars because ub all da lites here.
ah lukz owt of windoe and ah onleh seez smog n litez n clowdz
missin de pwettie starz hmph
ai noes hao yu feelz- teh nite uv teh loonar eklips last yere it wuz completerly overkast- ..
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An joopiter an venus is sillybratin mai birfday dis yere bai partyin wif teh rabbit in teh moon? ai feelz so luvvd. (mai birfday is saterdae- but ai wont be here den wut wif awl teh partyin an presints).
oh oh oh! u iz a naybor of Guinness Piggeh!!
*whispurrs* akshullee, u iz in TTI, teeny tinee ingerlund, aifinsko.
shuld be able to see in TTI (tahts Teeny Tiny Ingerland), just 6 or 8 howrs or so erlier tahn is US.
corse, has to get owt away frum teh city lites.
is rayneeng hear (liek alwais) *said in Eyeoore liek voiz*
Awww, *kk4 responds in pooh voice* Hab sum tea wif hunee, is bery gud!
*eyeoore vois* fank u. maibe teh pleh rayne stawp in july, butt nawt until affer teh it rayne reely hard awn teh 4th fur teh fyrewerks.
poring!
tank yew tanx tanx tanx! ai noticeing teh sartz an ai thinks ‘wun iz venus bur udder sobright iz????’ an nao ai noez! HUZZAH!!
sorwee ai yellz, jes soooooooo exciteamated!!
Iz WAY xciting tu sees!! Ai nawt noes wich is wich, venus usually da brite star, so aifinks maybe jupiter is nawt so brite star, but ai jes guessin…is beautimus fing tu see, yesh? Ai bin out seberal times tu luk at it. Is awsome in mai buk!
**rhsb runs in, shiverin an teefs chatterin**
Too…..cold….clowds cubberin…..starz….
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Teh cold wind went…….playses cold wind nawt belawng!
ooh, we wuz lookin at tehm tonight! me an hubby an owr 12-yeer-old boi. wuz very pretty! i wanted to bring owt teh tellyskope to luk at jupiter, but i am not so graet at fokusing, akshully.
but wuz very pretty! we libs at teh edje ob a city, but owr city haz strikt lite controlz becawz tehr iz much asstr – amostr – astrm – sine tists studiing teh starz heer, an hardly any street liets on owr nayborhud. so we kan see teh starz pretty gud!
I can has 1up mushroom?
dood, tis gaem onli alows max 9 liefs.
Erik, is funny wen ai heers dood…mai son sez dat, sumtime he sez dude, instead ub Mom…den he sez, oh, soree…MOM..lolz
Dis following peepz is heerby kord jully invitinged tu beeing on deh map.
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arcalian, catdozer, Din Fleetpaw, Jesus, RoQ, swizzle001, timeless, WhaleNugget
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If ur name iz not on dis list adn u wanting tu b on deh map, not tu worrying! deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking.
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Tu being on deh map just sending deh emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur name adn location. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
*insurt smilee fais heer*
Oh hissy can be onna deh map tu!!!
She/he? maeded hur nawt sekkund commint just above.
uv korse!!! Enneebuddy kin b awn deh map….awl deh cheezpeepz needz tu b on deh map.
oh! me! me! me! i want tew be on cheezmap too!
*Ankshushlee antissee patez moare cheezpeepz onna map
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*Runz tu check deh emayo
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enneebuddy ritez tu me yet?
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*sad fais* no.
Cweenmj,
I can being on map? Hooray!
Wait – What iz da map? and wai does I want tu being onit?
ZOMG!!! :shockee fais: U duzn’t noeingz abowt deh map????
U kin seeing wair deh Cheezpeepz b!!!
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Deh Cheezpeepz map b heer:
maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Tu gitting on deh map, sendeing deh emayo tu cweenmj@gmail.com and telling mii hoo u b (on ICHC) and wair in deh world u b libbing. Den I putz a marker on deh map fur u wif ur name adn locashun on it so awl deh uzzer peepz can see wair u b. Den u kin meet cheezee peepz hoo b libbing neerbai!!!!
Oh hai, Hissy, ai sowree dat ai nawt say hai sooner. Welcome to dis hapee place! Ebbryone iz nice an frendlee, nawt hab a scared tu be new! Ai wuz new a few months ago, iz hapee place tu play an hab silee fun wif great peeps!
Mr. Anderson…you disappoint me.
It took me a minit, butt I gotted it! Well done, tho I purrfer med rare maiself.
wut?
my stoopy: let me show you it.
no unnerstan teh Mr. A ting…
Matrix,
Keanau Reeves (anderson), Carrie Ann Moss, Lawrence Fishburn, Hugo Weaving (agent smith….talking to anderson)
Ohai Dan. Ai haven’t seen any of teh Matrix moovies. Wud yoo recommend tehm?
yep I would. and there is an animated collection called Animatrix I recommend as well.
Okay, I’ll add them to mai list to watch over teh holly-daze.
Have yoo ever worked on a Neil Young show? He’s playing Ottawa tomorrow nite, but it’s sold out. : (
Have you seen KR in A Walk in the Clouds? it is one of his best movies…really.
Thanks fur teh tip!
I love that movie!
Am really luuking forward to Teh Day Teh Earth Stood Still 2.
DK u has never seen the Matrix??? Oh my. We ARE 2 separate peeple after alls!!11!!
*swoons* Ai lub Neil Young! He wuz in sandiego last yeer, but couldn’t git tikkets. Bummer!
Ai nebber seen dem eeder, maybe ai shuld rent dem! Um, is dat da one were Keanu Reeves wares da long lether jacket? Hmm?
Hai kerrykatz4, Dat’s da one! Matrix iz wirf watchin. nad ai not big KR fan.
An tew go alawng wif dat, “Da best ting abowt bein’ me, is dat dere are so manee me’s!”
Ai shall call yu…Mini Meh!!! *runs away kwiklee*
o hallo thar evry1
Hallo, luckygoldencat!!
Poor baby looks confused.
Hims jest ahmirin hisself.
…biikawz everi lyfe diisurvz nyne catz. At a tyme.
Ai haz too bee gawing naow, Ai haz an appo … appolol … Ai haz too seez Dr Tinycat. Yoo all bee habing a gud time, and pway nise! *Winky faiz*
*Wavesez bai bai* Schmoo!!
Very clever! I like it
Awl kittehs are sekritly Tiem Lords. Iz trufax~!
mai DH jus botted teh whol nawt-sekkund seezun uv teh noo seeriez! – teh wun wiv Cristofur Ekelztun. we saw mebbe half uv em onna publik tv and gotted huuked.
an masters uv teh forses uv grabbitee!
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hmm, teh hart beet is kinda fast… liek dubbletime… teh purrbocks… teh blatent disregard fore teh rools uv time an spase- teh fondness fore wimmen… yep. kittehs is time lords.
attenshun to de cheezburger commoonitteh!
ah am new heer toodai adn aftur inishul misundurstandinz yu all maek meh feel vewwy welcomz.
ah go te bed naow cos is 0332am heer n i haz lecktewers tomoro,
fankyoo all vewwy mutch
waz niec 2 meat u. ai hopez u come bak adn plai wif us.
welkom to cheezland! hav fun heer! (maek shur yoo luk at cweenmj’s blog for direkshuns on how to turn bloo, so peeplez kan aks yoo to be tehr frend!)
Ohai, I’m bak foar a liddlol whiel.
Ennybodee still aroun?
**stiks owt lower lip, begins tew powt**
I iz still heer. I think wee needz a differnt plais tu play….. letz go tu deh wun wif the tiger and deh bukkit….it duzn’t haz menneee commintz….see ya dere!!!!!
Iz borked over 200 comments fing, ai heer, but hab tu reboot. *flips rhsb’s powty lower lip wif floofy paw so it makes funee noise*
KK – I hazza bone to pik wif u!
I opened the bak door to see teh stars an wii has none. Clowds cubberin it.
Then came the cold wind…..and it went playses that cold wind doesn’t belong!
:shocky fayse:
if yeh noticed they’re past the 200 mark, so findin’ where ya spoke last is……..difficult at best.
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and dere might be a flock of byrds just a-waitin’ to land onna pooched out lip.
Az long as it’s not seagulls, I should be okay.
kk4 stops playin wif rhsb’s lower lip, we on da tiger one now, Ai can heers da ocean..*kk4 powts now* is lonely place rite nao.
Fan Q ebree one fur da warm well come!
Cweenmj – I be emayo-ing yu tomomorrow fur tu be adding tu da map.
Gud nittee-nite.
***bedoomp, bedoomp, bedoomps off to find warm sleeping spot.****
G’nite!! Sweet dreemz!! Schmmooooz tu yoooz!!
**goes to find tiger/bukket cween wuz tawlkin abowt**
uh oh…..kyootness……ai can see eet…..X9….
*SPLORT X9*
Doo nawt woree!!I wheel saev u!!!11 (i tink…O_o)
*sweeps teh brainies*
*playces dem bak in*
*ducky tapez DK’s haed*
Breaf slowlee DK,weelax…!
*handz fuhnee lookin sanglaseez*
Diz are speshul glaseez four kyootness proteckshun!!
Dis iz mai furst taim so i cant guarrr…gruawrrr…i cant pwomis anyfing…! :3
Hop you feal betturr!
can we startz da hola thing agen?? just chekin! hey ppl vote fer meh lolz PLZ!!!! thx… LOL
awesome, perfect picture
Dis is prettiest room ive been in
Lasdai…Catpreecorm 29s…Cayrosel beegnz.
wurs symmetree? ten kittehs or nines?
this is a funny picture
test, test, iz mai abatar showeeng?
Two mirrored closet doors at a 40 degree angle + one cat between them = neato nine way mirror.