When it rains cats and dogs…
When it rains cats and dogs… …the gutters get clogged.
dis iz wut happenz wen it jus rainz kittehs…
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And you might step in a poodle…
ba dum, CHING!
Thank you, thank you! I’ll be here all week…
Oh noes! Grone!
Maus, ai furst herd taht wun inna buuk “Jokes, Puns and Riddles” taht wee gotted foar Xmas aifinkso elebentee yeerz ago! U rited buuk?
*Looks around to see if LCB is here*
One quick joke…
Tom and Kitty Katz lived in a large home in an upscale suburb with a large pool and tennis courts. Their neighbors were a Chinese family named Mao who also had a fine home but with only a small pool and no tennis courts.
When the Katz’ went on vacation they left a house key with the Maos who would keep an eye on things. The Katz’ returned a few days early and found the Maos and a lot of their extended family having a pool and tennis party.
Kitty turned to Tom and said, “I guess the old saying is true… When the Katz’ away the Maos will play.”
oh, WOOF WOOF!
ai needz to innerdoos u to mai FIL. U guiz cud go on foar DAYZ, ai bet!
Henny Younkitteh sez, take dis joke, pleez!!! LOLZ tu yu, Maus! Wat yu want fur sillybrashuns?
“*Looks around to see if LCB is here*”
LCB…izzat Loo Ten Unt Cheezburger?
He means me. Lolcatburglar, aka LCB.
*Shakes hands wif momfosix*
See, Maus knoes I think it’s a waste of his creative talent to just trot out those tired old jokes that he didn’t even write hisself. It’s kinda like if you had a famous chef come to fix u gourmay cheezburgers and then u finded out that teh chef just brang some stanky ol’ cheezburgers from teh mCdonalds insted. U eats them because even teh junk fuds is teh good sometimes, but u is teh sorry to not get to sample teh gourmay stuffs.
Awww… Thanks LCB. But like junk food, one groaner a month won’t hurt anybody…
Ok, but I don’t wanna hear anohter one outta u before January.
ohai LCB — thanks again fer making teh chrismess version of my abatar. It werks reely well.
I is teh glad u like it! It looks vry handsome, almost makes it look like teh wulf is waring a orange swetter. U like teh wholes I leaved in teh hat for ur ears?
Ai expeshulle laiks teh wholez fur teh eers! Reelee kyoot!
r u refurring to teh gourmay chef, le Phlonquais GP???
ai did nawt noes he wuz yoosin old McD cheezburgerz!!!
lol its cool and funy
*rolls eyes*
*sighs a long-suffering sigh*
*wonders whose eyes those were I rolled*
hey, quit rollin mai eyes…….
O, was those urs? Sry. They is over there. *points over there*
*jamamakitty doesn’t look over there*
*LCB points until her finger gets tired then realizes that jamamkitty can’t see until she gets her eyes back from over there*
*gives jamamakitty a pair of loaner eyes and points over there some moar*
Okay, but I want my eyes back when you’re done.
I don geddit!!
Wat yu nawt git? Duz yu needs halp?
i seed taht wun coming frum a mile away, an i still *snorkd* (i haz a weekness for teh storeez wif teh bad pun payoffs. cal me krazy.)
Lunarmommy, u is
Ishmaelkrazy.but yew iz in gud cumpny!!!
***Clappity-clapp-clapp*
Fankeee, Maus, I hadn’t heered dat wun before.
Nice, and you are very humble also!
idk lol
Whut’s teh wurst wedder fur mice an ratz? Wen it’s raining cats and dogs!
Whut’s worse dan raining cats an dogs? Hailing taxies!
*snerk*
Howdy Tribble! Howtheheck have you been?
Fine tank u Maus. Eye hazzn’t been playing az mush round heer.
Huzband needz puter. But eye nebber go a dai wit owt lukin at teh pichers.
Luks to mi like iz snowing catz! Nawt raining grey kittez
Kitteh bettah learn tu swim
an an umbereller izn’t mutsh yoose eever
CONGRATS ON NOT SECONDZ!!
iz bedder tu rayn kittehs & goggies than menz…wut a mess dat beez!
If rayne kittehs an goggies, umbrella fine! If ranze mens, ai gets owt big net, sum catch nd relees, sum culd be keepers!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWwyjmSbJPs
It’s Raining Men – by The Weather Girls
{{Romeow}} Ai lub dat one!! How yu doin? Ai wuz so happy bout da kittehs dat yu sabed. Schmoo tu you!!! Is thankless job on one hand, but sew gud for yur karma and soul. Ai haz a big proud tu knows yu. Yu duz wondermus fings fur da kittehs dat haz no hope.
Adn nuthin wurz than hailing taxi cabs!!
Poor Kitteh. Himz got iye bogies. Sumwun plz to pass himz a tisshoo.thnx.
*dabs at kitteh’s eyes wif tishoo.*
*holds tishoo to kitteh’s nose*
Ok, kitteh, blow.
Kitteh: *HAAARRRRNK*
*Places used tishoo in Maus’ pocket while he’s not looking*
*sauntersawayfast*
Sumday, ai hoep to see this “fastsaunter” wif mai own aiez! :smyol:
Aifnk dat Maus is gunna has an upset wen he reelizes dat he has a gushi-tissue in his pocket! =P
LOL!! Surprized he will bee! *gigglols*
Dis nawt wat he ask santamaus for!!
Mai husbin da roofer luuk at dis an tells meh wat rong wif da tiles…*sigh*
At leest ur huzband luk. Awl mye huzband wood sai iz “Eye needz teh puter now.”
{{{Tribble}}} Mai husbin crazy cat man, but he nawt liek meh tu be on computer tu play fur too long…Ai sez, luk!!! Der funneh cats, den he luuks an want meh tu sit awn couch nd watch sportcenter wif him. *sighs, hugs Tribble and clinkee glasses wif her*
Aww, tanku fur teh hugz. Cheeezfrenz hugz r teh best!
Maykes u pheel gud awl dai!
{{{{Tribble}}}} Da mens, iz tuff fur us…yu gots one dat always want computer…ai haz one dat nawt noes computers, so nawt unnerstands wat ai spen sew much tiem doing on here, so eeder way, dis cuts intu our playtimes!! *takes Tribble by paw, sits on comfy chair, klinkee glasses, and whispers and giglols bout da mens*
But. . .Tribble. . .can’t yoo just get two pewterrz? Salleh iz heer visiting – an we just got a router, an she can uze teh innertoobs at teh sayme taim awn hur liddle laptawp.
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Wish yoo cud. . .awlwaizmoar fun wehn yoo ar heer!
It `mindid me dat Ai muss get a man 2 luk at mai rufe – wun uv teh rij tylez haz slipt.
You noes someone out der, Annipuss? Iz nise to hab sumone frum peeps dat yu noes, sumone dat gibs yu honest wurk fur honest price!!
Er, um. U noe dat Ai lib in Lunnun Ingerland, doan’t u!
Ai duz noe dat, annipuss. Jes gud tu hab peeps tu luk at roof dat maybe haz done works fur frends, or dat yu noes is honest peeps. Das awl ai sayin…is nise tu noe dat peeps dat come owt tu halp yu is nawt jest halpin dem selves. Nawt tu worrys yu, but is bedder tu noe dat yu iz in gud hands. {{Annipuss}}
Ai will haz sumwun hoo werked fur a fren – an did a gud job fur her.
Ai haz been cheeted b4, soe naow Ai aer berry caerful!
Gud deel, annipuss. Der are many honest ones, but jes as many not sew honest ones out der. Mai husbin a union roofer, he only duz side jobs fur frends ub frends by word of mouth. Sumtimes, okay, many times, he loses money cuz he nawt want tu overcharge peeps…wen da gas prices go up, da price ub materials goes up, cuz shingles made frum petrolium or sumfin. Husbin last yeer did lots ub jobs for peeps dat are older. He takes pictures ub da roof tu show dem what was done. One time was reely sad, some guy went out and said he fix roof, den wen it leeks next yeer, husbin goes out and dis guy nawt fix roof at all!!! Cuz he noes dat dey nawt gonna climb ladder tu check on work dat was paid for. Customer was widow, ai jes want tu say dat yu needs tu be careful!!! Schmoo, annipuss!!!
Wun man mai huzbing sed wuz gud, yoost 2 fix a fyoo tyles but Ai fink him loosend sum moar fur nekst tiem he cawled.
Iz always gud tu be da carefull, annipuss!! Mai husbin ai hab nao is bery honest man, he a roofer. …but husbin ai had before nawt so honest plumber. Yu gots tu be careful, an sum guys jes nawt honest and truthful. Gud luk wif yur roof tiles!!
Ohai, kk4. Yeerz ago, I was a roofer kitteh, too. I fell off the pique one day. I climbded back up, finished the daze wurk, and took up anuzzer line uv employminkz. Nuffin borken, nuffin hurt. Juzt freeked.
OOOO – taht DUZ sound freekee. Ai nebber fawled awf a ladder yet, so ai still beleve taht ai nebber will.
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Hao far did yoo fawl???
*sneekz up beehine JCH4K*
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{{{{{{{{{{{ JCH4K }}}}}}}}}}} like mad!
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*runz awai veryveryfast*
*pawziz, turnz adn shaoutz:* Oanlee 2 teh graownd, duh!!!
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*Finnishez runnning awai veryveryfast*
*kk4’s eyes grow huge nd black seeing WAW runnin away so qwiklee* *Runs, runs after WAW, corners on da ladder, waits*
WOOooot!
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chaysses waw veryveryfast!!
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Zooms up a tree to see where he haz goan!
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Duz nawt see him enewahre!
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Nessulz in a nise comfee fork to see if hee coms bai again!
Sry, Ai haz gawn 2 lissen 2 teh oshun…
I was on the peak uv da roof – two and a haff stories up. A long way up, longer way down!
Oh, hai, Q…husbin seen many peeps fawl off da roof…ub corse, many ub dem was, um, impaired at da tiem. One guy has heetstroke, cuz it gets bout 160 degrees before da Union makes dem leeb. So one guy mai husbin sends down tu lay in da shade til he feels bedder, den one guy is, um, impaired, and throws out a roll ub tar paper on da roof…husbin heers paper roll out, den nuffin, he luks round, and guy fell backwards off of roof, rite on top of guy who is laying in shade tu recubber frum heatstroke.
*SNERT!!!* Oh – ai KNOW ai shudn’t lol – but taht sounds so FUNNEEE!!
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But ai doo hoep nowun wuz reelee hurt??
Oh mai! A tew-guy pile-up! Sownds like a day tew calls da CCC! Ai hopes dat he be awlrite, espechiallee aftur fawling awf da rewf!
JC4K, no one wuz reely hurt, fank CC, da guy dat wuz fallen on was nawt hurt, da guy dat fell off da roof broke his arm, but wen dey test him in ER, he was on drugs, so he gets fired. Ai noes nawt PC tu laff, but, dat wuz funee!! Husbin says he heers weird sound, den luks bak an da guy nawt on roof noe more!! Really, com on heer, wen yu on a roof 5 stories up…keep yur wits about yu!!!
/////FIVE STOREEZ UP??????
iz tew bad it nawt rayne cheezburgerz >=[
Oar red whine…
ohnoes, red wine.. teh kitteh wud never get that out of hur furs….
HAY!!
Wuts going on here… I’m leeza again!!
Um… yes. What were you before?
maus dont make me come over there.
so wot’s going on with teh website?
The reply box is diffrent, r u seeing that?
It doesn’t give u the option of changin ur…. identity without logging out now.
On teh plus side, I predict a drastick downturn in DID flareups.
I dun-nose wat be up wif it, Leeza (Ai dun has an alternate identiteh… yet!) but ai can tells yew, my abbatar is nawt showing up, sew aifink dere be a problam wif it tew. ^-^
Ai nawt hab WP acct either. Ai stick wif mai magenta quilt abitar, ai sees da peeps awl da time dat WP eets up comments, an make da problims fur dem, so ai nawt ebber did dat. Ai gots abitar on my profile, but nawt want more problims on mai comments, so ai nawt duz it. An, btw, Din, gud afternoon. How wuz da fangsgibbin fur yu?
Aww well, it’ll chaynge sewn enuff. Is nawt bad tew hab da WP account, but aifink is a littlol slowur dan befores. ^-^
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And gewd aftur newn tew yew tew, KerryKatz! ^-^ And happeh fangs-gibbin tew yew tew! ^-^
Was berry bizzy, lawts ob stuff dat happened, an ai wish ai had moar tyme tew maisalf fur jes relacksing, but it was berry fun tew! Ai hope yew hads a gewd Fangs-gibbin tew! ^-^ And ebery Cheezpeep tew!
Hey der, DF!! Ai had gud happytayl fangsgibbin dis yeer. Got tu see mai son an Grandson dis yeer. Den ai rode da amtrak bak home. Wuz tres cool.
Sownds lyke a berry gewd Fangs-gibbin tew me! Plus gettin tew ryde da trayne is awlwais fun! ^-^ *Wag wag*
Hay, Din!! Da Amtrak was da coolest ebber!! Ai nebber bin on train before, it wuz pretty sweet! Ai took a quilt tu work on, an had a buk, ai had snaks, slept, quilted, read…pretty nice!!
***OFF TOPIC*** Ai brought quilt tu work on, one fur mai Mom, den ai left it on da bed, mai son’s chihuahuas dig in to quilt, shred da quilt batting, an pee in da corner ub it!!! Ai sew angree!! Ai bin wurkin on it fur 4 months, an now ai has to wash off da corner ub it, sew new batting in der dat goggie shreds…ai nawt tell mai son, cuz he wuld feel bad…but kk4 NAWT happy camper bout dis!!!
ohai there mr. fleetpaw — ai seez on an urlier thread that yew has become bloo. That calls for a song. Yep. A nappropriately bloo song.
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Now, usually, in a case like this, ai kicks the jukebox and seez what come out. But fer you … ai say, but for you, there is only wun persun to get. Yep. Here you goes. Enjoy!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ou-6A3MKow
Aww! Mean goggeh! Shredding yer hard werk lyke dat! Ai nose it’ll look booteeful wen its dun! ^-^ Eben if da goggie was trying to “halp” yew owt wif it in his own wai. =P
Fanksyu!! Aifinks goggie smell kittehs on der…ai has big BC Secret kitteh, on mai profile, dat snuggles intu quilt wen ai works on it, mebbe goggie try tu put her smell on der…..Ai fot dat ai culd git a lawt done on it on da train trip…ai rinse it off, cut away da batting dat hur pees on…but nau hab lawts ub xtra wurk tu do…nawt tu dis on da goggies, but…..kittehs nawt du dat!!
Fleep – hao did yoo get teh link to com up bloo? Ai hav twice nao posted mai thank-yoo wif teh second boo Kay – an ai wanted to do teh link, too – but they never cayme up.
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An wun taht did haz disapeered. : (
Ai have had better luck wif the linkys lately. I tried a couple of dem and they can has appearing in the commint (taking awf teh h t t p, ob course). But ai wud nawt get my hopes up too high. Nope.
Awww! Fank yew Phillipe! ^-^ It wuz a berry wunderfull sawng! ^-^ ai lykes it betty much! Howlin Wolf be perfectt fer da Bloos! ^-^
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An aifink dat us goggies lyke tew tink we halp wif tings, eben if it be da wrong halp sumtymes. ^-^ hehe Ai be shur dat it lewk wonderful sew long as dere be no more “halp” frum da chi-wha-wha! ^-^
Well, maybee ai will just trai it agan. Ai want to doo it a coupla taimes at leest eneway, bcuz there ar so menee peepl to thank.
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Wun can awlwaiz hoep. . .
I don’t have a WP account, so my “user experience” is a little different.
oh…
*slaps 4hed*
well this is inneresting.
I DO happen to be logged into WP, but as skwirrlgrrl…
ok my hed hurts now.
and psst- KK – all teh problems I had I was never logged in2 WP!
Mebbe ai shuld go ahed an goe fur da gusto wif WP! Ai jest always see sew mini problems….WP eets up commints, WP eats up da frends list…*kk4 cowers in corner* WP seems ebil tu meh!!! But, wat iz benefit? Yu git abitar? Dat’s awl ai sees fur da benefits…but ai may hab stoopy bout it.
Awn da plus syde, if dey drinks da rayne, dey would forgets AWL abowt da red wine staynes! ^-^
oar… teh moniez.
Slighly off topic…ai tried tu refresh, den got a website for “flirtin with age forty”
Um, ennyone else git dat? Ai well past 40, aifinks if ai log on der, ai wuld flirt wif angry eyes!!!
It’s a buk – iz adbertized at teh syde uv teh commints.
Ai fanks yu fur dat…ai had a ponder bout dat!! Ai wunders wy dat came on like dat. Ai nawt flirted wif forty for bout a decade…aifinks, too littlol, too late!!
ai’m n ur gutturz, fuxing wif ur floz
Poor kitteh luks dirtee & homeless.
hmm, i dunno, luks durty, but yoo shuld see my shiro kitteh wen himz been owt rollin in teh dirt an climin in teh trees. luks lik a pore liddle brown-an-blak orfin kitteh, insted ob pritty wite-an-blak lord-ob-teh-howse kitteh. so ifinkso (hopeso) taht kitteh iz just durty frum layin arownd in teh rayngutter. if mot, mebbee purrsun hoo taked teh pikshure gibbed kitteh foreber home in teh hows under teh gutters!
Huh? Brayne freeze heer folks….can’t get my brayne owtta da rayne gutter. Sigh.
Tu da NB wif yu…KCT!!! How wuz yur hollyday? Ai went tu see mai baby son (21) an mai grandson who jes turned 1 y/o.
O Hai KK4! Hollyday wuz grayte! Glad u were ablol to see ur behbeh son (nawt so behbeh) and grandson! U r a prowd gramma then. Ai saw Mama and had dinner wif her and then layter wif frens.
KCT, it wuz da bestest fing ebber. Dey lib bout 6 hours away, ai nawt gits tu see dem tu often. Nau dat ai hab new husbin, well, ai can’t jes go and do dat stuff liek ai wants tu annymore. If was jes meh, ai would make it happen. Mai grandson is so cute and sweet, mai son is gettin life together, an ai jes wan tu moob up der tu be closer tu mai fambly. Ai only down here in sandiego cuz husbin libbed here for 40 yeers. Nise wether, but lonely, cuz ai miss mai fambly and mai babys!!!
{{{{{kk4}}}}}} Nise wether doan eqwal fambly but mehbe u can figger hao to gets husbin to moob.
{{{KCT}}} Ai duz da rednek retirement plan, ai play da lottery!! Ai reely nawt noes wen ai got marryd dat ai wuld hab such a hard time tu see fambly, udderwise, i’d be single still!!
Sumhao, tath maeks mee verree sad – tath yoo ar nissing yur famblee so much an can’t see tehm when yoo wants.
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{{{{{{kerrykatz4}}}}}} Maybee things will werk aut! Cud bee.
Fankyu, {{{JCH4k}}} is hard, but, is wat it is rite now. Is troo saying, beh careful wat yu wishes fur. Ai lubs husbin, but, ai wuld radder beh wif fambly nd kids. We had long distanse fing fur 4 yeers, but as much as ai lub him, ai nawt wuld hab got married an moovd so far away if ai new how hard it wuld be tu see mai fambly.
*sniff* maeks it eben sadder if yoo reelee lubs him. . .
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In “Fiddler awn teh Rooof” Tevye says “A burd an a fish may luv eech other, but where wud they live?”
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Wyze werds, but sad, too!
{{{JCH4K}}} Life soup…
Barlee! Maybe yoo needs sum Barley! Awl soup iz bedder wif barley!
**makes pot ub beef n barley soup, offers bowl tu JCH4K along wif some home made yeast rolls** Yum!!
Ai wish ai haz sum beef & barley soup…or mabee resipee fur it,huh?
*smyol* Beef barlee soop iz mai verree moast favoriet soop!
Thanks! AN haommaed yeast rols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nom slurp nom nom slurp*
deeeelishuz – an nooo trishuz!
Hay, C.rose, ai on newest page…Audacity. JCH4K…ai lubs beef n barley soup…iz da bestest in da world!!!
Sno~bawll Kitteh fyndz
bestesst playss 4 seclooded
Napz. No wun seez hurz!
No wun seemz 2 luuk
upz wenz surcheengz 4 Kitteh.
Dat’z wie iz bestesst!
Sno~bawll Kitteh napz
awll day. Den clymes down Tree 4
deelishussh dinnur!
Jack.
leef mii aloan!! I can haz nap!
Leef? where?? where?? *finds pile of leefs and pounces on it*
**kk4 pounces on leevs, head bats timeless, runs away wif kwikness!!**
*VSC spwings owta leevs, chases KK4*
KK4 runs qwiklee away frum VSC…*run run run, turns round tu head bat VSC*
kk4 runs behind tree, wer head is hidden, but tail nawt hidden. kk4 hides tu pownse!!!!
*VSC sneekily stawks KK4, watchin’ teh twitchy tayle …
but den she hits awn anobber plan*
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*VSC steelfely cwimbs up twee twunk … looks down on KK4*
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*Dibe-bawmbs KK4, hedbats her an’ runz away wif a kwikness*
*kk4 recubbers frum dive bomb, climbs up tree halfway, eyes grow huge wif xcitement* kk4 hunches back, hoppy hoppy hops sideways towards VSC, headbats VSC, runs away qwiklee wif leef in mouf.
*VSC shakes hed, twying to getz hur fur-thest fwam furst braincell
to wurk*
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*Seez KK4 rawlin’ awound wif teh leef, pwaying push-awps wif
her pawzez*
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*Runs tawards KK4 an’ floops down behsides her, twying too bat
teh leef owt frawm her pawzes*
kk4 luks round…duz bunneh kiks on VSC’s tummeh. Kind a lays round after… *sez tu VSC* is yu a tired gurl tu? *takes VSC by floofy paw, leeds her tu da bar fur hapee hour, clinkee glasses wif VSC, still keepin eye on da leef*
*VSC clinkee glasses wif KK4, sips dawntiloly*
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Sai … Ai habs sum lah signya dat wuds goez berry gud wif diz wine … wud yoo bee likin’ sum?
Oh, yesh, lah signya sound bery gud tu meh!! Are yu gonna get it, or shuld we summon sum young waiters?
*finally wakes up from kk4’s headbatting* Wha happened?
oh noe, heer coems teh ebil leef bloh-wher! ebbeybuddy run!!!
*VSC jumpz six foots in teh air, catches leef awn hur way down, runs awya wif a qwikness*
* smiloley test *
GP, ai sees shocked face!! Iz cus ai took ACME rokkit powered lawn chare onto da Naval base heer in sandiego? Ai tryin tu get out uf brig an return chair tu yu!!
is otay, yu keep it as lawng as yu knead! is nawt rly myne aneewai… ai ‘borrowed’ eet wonce frum… err… umm… summedy adn nebber rly gabe eet bakk!
U doin a job fer Carmen?
Ai tested befoar an nuthing happend.
aill trai again!
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NOpe! NAwt there nao. *hisses at wp*
When will it be raining men?
* linkee test *
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-jimmy.phoenix/
OMCC! Ai went to yur link – an . . teh wun wif teh kitty fayce in teh skye! Ai favorited it at wunce, but it awlso AWLWAiz maeks mee crai – eben wifAUT teh kitty fayce. Ai ar a weepee heep rite nao!
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Nawt to bee confewsed wif a WEEK WEEEKEE heep – shurlee diffrent awltogether! *smyol*
aww {{{Janet}}}
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ai wus reeding teh nite watchman stories teh otter dai… OMCC, wat can ai sai? ai wus reduced tu a kwibering reck in no thyme!
Ohh!! Mee too!! Ai gibbed tehm to mai sister Judee – an she wuz redooced to a kwibbering sobbin reck!
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an teh wun where Erik letz mai mom ride teh horse. *sniff* Ai hav a byewtiful pikchoor ov hur when she wuz 20 (she wuz reelee VERREE pritee) in jodhpurz an boots! She nebber rode much, but she laiked it.
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An Erik – snorgling awl teh pound kittehz hoo were put to sleep way befoar tehir taim – an maybee nebber hav enewun to luv them.
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cweenmj shud be a riter. Well, she IZ – but ai meen – fur lotsa munnies!
yesh, wen hii was walking finky ob teh big sad taht brought him tu teh meadow; ai had leekey eyed adn den wen yur mom was galloloping arownd teh meadow… omcc, ai wus yoosless fur ages!
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aifinkso cween wud maek lawts ob munnies but but but wii wud be inna perpet… purplo… nebber ending state ob lekkey eye-ness!
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ai juss hoep mai lolpigs arr dere wib mai doggeh hu crossed teh bridge dis yeer; aifinkso mebbeh teh nite watchman taeks him down tu teh river adn throws a stick fur him {{{Toby}}} x
GP – doo you NAWT know about teh Princess Mu Meadow??? ai meen – waht it reelee iz, an hao it got started?
No… plz tu tell teh storee, Janet ob teh 4 Kittehs…
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* pulls up cushin adn sits cross-legged lukkin up at teh grate storee tellur *
{{{{{GP}}}}}
eep! ai maded yu a commint but wierdpretzel nommed eet!
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stoopywierdpretzelnawtlettingmetawktumaifrends
S-T-O-O-P-Y wierdpretzel… wai, ai orta…
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Cween – wii can has moar nite watchman storees plzthx?
But dey makez deh peepz sad and haz deh leekee iiz.
::sad fais::
I don’t like tu making mai frendz unhappee.
But it iz awnlee bucuz they ar sooooooo byootiful!!
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Ai treshure tehm moar than yoo can PAWSSIBLEE know! We awl doo!
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It iz such a gift to maek teh aiez leekee becuz it iz so mooving an tuching an RITE!!
Iz teh GOOD sad, my cween. There r sadz that r healing, yu noes, nd yu haz teh gift ov gibbing healing wiff yr Night Watchman storeez.
Hu noes? Mebbe they r healing for him, too…
*snufffffle* {{{{booklion}}}}} Taht iz maeking me hav eben moar leeking aiez. but az yoo say – it iz a GUD heeling leekee!
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{{{{{teh Night Watchman}}}}}
ai can seez U adn teh linkee.
yesh, yesh but but but ownlee HOURS affer ai postified dem! uff… stoopy wierdpretzel :NAWT happee fais:
Donut woree, Be hapee!
Here is a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don’t worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
When you worry you make it double
Don’t worry, be happy……
*Meeeeeeeeew mew-mew-mew-mew-mewy-mewww … mewy-mewy-mew*
@@@@@ – FTW!
when you sing a song, you sing a song, you sing out loud…
and when you sing it, when you sing it, you should be proud…
it is ahey lovely thing, to be able to singgggggggggg! hee hee! dat iz mah
song, la,la,la,la,la,la,la, so re fa me doe sa fa- wait i alweady did fa…
does it goez lik dis? tea lo fa so mo te re la? i dunno my singin…;lolz!
LOL!! Did sound laik a luvlee sawng!
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But hey – ar yoo noo?? an a wolf, too??
How u maek naem bloo?
Ohai SerenityFire! [Firefly ref?]
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Iffn yu has ICHC profile, yu can paste teh linkee ware eet ses “URI” adn den yur naem is bloo!
lettuce know when yew triez it.
(like GP said: firefly ref???)
hee hee, de cat iz stuk in de gutter… hee hee lolz!
Noe wundur teh rayne-waddure bees pouryng liek a watur-faul oaver teh siede ov teh howse; tehre’s a Kitteh-Blokkidje inna draiynepype:
adn her luukes liek her iys gunna bees tehre foar awile!!
(iynsurt smylee-faiyse heer: )
okayz, ai jus beez chekin mai abatarr for nooniss…
yay! Iz werkin!
Mewwee Kwissmuss ebbybuddee!
o for da Peet’s gudniss. a iz loggd in az mai WP naym! *sigh*
…an tehn yu haz tu kliin teh guttuhrz sew yu kan snorguhl teh kittoonz!
pic is made by me, why my name not under it?
i dont like that picture. well the saying. “when it rains cats and dogs, the guders get clogged up”. I think it should have a picture of a dog too. Hint… DOG. anyways what are your guys fav. animal. which one do you like more? cats or dogs? a or b. no c. C would be niether. okay i guess you can chose c. c is both. I like dogs more. I just hate the fact that they can get aggressive when they are eating there food and you mess with them. That happens to me alot. And it gets anoying. I just cant stand it. Just to let everybody know I am jsut tryping random stuff because I am bored and I have nothing todo.So dont mind anything that I say on here because some fo this may not evenmake any sence and if I disapoint any of you guys just let me know and I will try not to do it again if I can. Just to let you all know I also do not like it when People leave mean comments on eer. Its just to plain rude. I guess…. Wouldnt you be mad if somebody left a mean comment on your profile sayijng something really bad. I would and iwill not put up with it. RANDOM STUFF I TELL YA!!!!!!!!