Comments on: SKWIREL IMPRESHUN

By: upfi

upfi — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:25:23 +0000

Plain old pixelling of images, dear bluesfan! *schmoos*

By: flyhawk

flyhawk — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:08:16 +0000

inz montana sum tymez kan noe beez owtsidez. sew wee firez up da candels an roast mellows on fondew stixz ober fliker flamez. Iz gud, an chilren tinks aiz nutz. tro dem da curvez ball! Butt ai gotz won sun, hez doin itz 2! He swipped mi hole bagz of gud jet puffs mellowz. ai gotz cheep kind an boi, dare iz a difference in flavorz!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:41:52 +0000

How u gwine wrap that?

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:29:47 +0000

Wel, Skwirrul-Kitteh, iyf yuu wuntez tuu brake oapun taht nutt adn yuu kannawt duu iyt bye yuurseylfe, flagg daown teh neerist skwirrul, probly up inna neerist tree;

(BTW, yuu mite hasta shaire iyt wif him; jes saiyin….)

By: cheshirekittehkat

cheshirekittehkat — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:06:00 +0000

Boi, Turtlol; yuu soundez liek sumefing aowta Nashunal Geeografik;
Ai admyres peeps wif knaowlidje liek taht;
Awlsoe, gladd tuu knoes bowt teh skwirlz; Ai hadda a wurried bowt thems; doan wanna sea thems staurvyng oar goeiyng hungree;

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:22:15 +0000

Iz too bad…hez soooooooo hansum, but iz now teh cranky.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:21:45 +0000

* clink * Absolootely!
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mmm… ai can has IRL craving fur Guinness nao! adn scanteelee clad grrl tu!

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:21:08 +0000

Skwerlly Bob wants a champagne cork wifout teh bttlol of shampain fur Lolmas? I willz be happy to oblige.

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:20:34 +0000

I gets teh impresshun that bob missed teh ‘impresshun’ part of teh lol.

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:18:30 +0000

*clinkees pint glasses ov Guiness!
Cheers! To dreemz!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:14:56 +0000

But… but… if that was teh caption, then u would not be teh sprized on Christmas morning! *laffs at Skwerlly Bob’s logical lacuna*

And if teh kitteh was holding bamboo AND posed in a panda-like, um pose, then yes, we would say it was a panda impresshun.

STN

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:11:37 +0000

wow! ai steel gottit!
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Umm… iffn eet is otay wib yu, ai can has dreem abowt yur abatar? fankies!

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:08:13 +0000

Yesh, yesh, yesh! And woke up smyloling.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:04:30 +0000

Whut? Yu can has dreem abowt littlol meh?
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:blushing fais:

By: Skwerlly Bob

Skwerlly Bob — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:56:55 +0000

IMPOSTER!!!!

I know Squirrels and that is NO Squirrel!
[ Doesn't even look close to like one! ]
I mean, if that cat were holding a piece of bamboo would you say it was a Panda?

Better Caption:
“Ah ha! Finally I’ve found the purrfect Christmas present for Skwerlly Bob!”

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:51:02 +0000

Whut acormy joaks!

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:49:35 +0000

Iz funeee…I felled asleep on teh cowch yestiddy, and dreemed about Guiness Piggeh. I don’t remembers teh dreem ennymoar, but I did haz a smile when I wayked. Mebbe h iz teh cyuter den yu finks.

By: Skwerlly Bob

Skwerlly Bob — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:48:38 +0000

Sorry skirrlgrrl, you ~~might be~~ are wrong!

By: turtlol

turtlol — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:45:53 +0000

willow oaks in teh red oak fambily; tehy shood nawt tayke dat lawng.
Heer is sumting else (ok, den Ai shuts up abowt acorms! But Ai lubs
trees!)
Sum oaks, DO need to be sertin age to produce fruit (acorms).
Willow oaks, prolly nawt sew mush. Tehy fast growerz. Howebber, skwirlz sumtymes DO nom teh bebbeh acorms befour teh get big and tehrfour, to be
notissable tu teh casual observer. Sew, teh skwirlz may be nomming
yur acorms befour yu ebben noe dey is dere! Donut feelz bad, tehy
berry resourceful liddle critterz, dey nom manny otter fings besides teh
acorms…..

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:45:02 +0000

*luks at skwintee red eyes*
u is staying up WAY too late GP.
u shud get 2 beds, u needs ur byootee sleeps.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:32:34 +0000

* lukks at leeza frew skwintee eyes *

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:28:24 +0000

wut, wut? U got me a pckshur?
My innertubes ws down all day til abt 2 hours ago.
*runs to look*

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:25:02 +0000

awwwww nutz!!!

By: jamamakitty

jamamakitty — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:24:40 +0000

leeza did yew gets teh skwirlol pikshur frum yer messijes dat ai leebed yew?

By: leeza-b

leeza-b — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:22:26 +0000

interesting turtlol!
*wonders where she herd teh 50 year thing*
We has lots and lots of willow okes here, maybe they takes teh 50 years?

By: turtlol

turtlol — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:04:44 +0000

oh, and nawt to kerrect yu in frunt uv ebberywun, but manny oak trees
WILL produce acorms in less den fiftee-leben yeers. Ai has a Burr Oak dat
Ai planted frum a acorm, and it has haded acorms fur seberal yeers. An
Ai iz owld, but nawt DAT owld!!!
Itz been dere wut, maebee, 15 yeers?
Ai’m just sayin….sum trees wait a lawng time to be corm-ey. Nawt awl.
dat iz awl….

By: turtlol

turtlol — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:00:47 +0000

ohai, mai horticultural nowledge, let me sho yu it…
oaks in teh wite oak fambily, tehy onlee has acorms ebbery OTTER yeer.
Teh nawt-sekkond yeer, tehy has teeny tinee acorms, dat grow awl yeer.
Den, teh sekkond yeer, tehy has narmal-sized acorms, wut teh skwirls lubs.
Teh red oak fambily, tehy has teh acorms ebbery yeer. Tehy are by and large smallolr sized acorms den teh wite oakz.
Ai’m just sayin… mite be yu libs by manny wite oakz and tehy nawt
has teh bumper crop dis yeer. We has manny acorms dis yeer in Misery.
Yu cans tell red frum wite oaks; teh reds has pointy enz awn teh leevs.
Wite oakz has rownded end leevs. Course, since leebs be awf at dis tyme
uv yeer, yu has tu wayt.
Or, call yur Turtlol, hoo is abailable fur horticulturlol consultation for a
nom-nom-nominal serbice fees….Ai cans tell twees by teh barks. WOOF!
LOL…

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:45:32 +0000

GremElin haz a hat! Him is stiling!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:28:46 +0000

Was u shell-shocked?

By: kabbu

kabbu — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:20:30 +0000

Ai finks de kitteh has rakoon tayl. Fird kitteh, fird skwirrel, an fird rakoon. Ginetik cobinaishun kitteh.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:17:00 +0000

Ai seez yur christmas hat!! Beeutimus nd festive, mai frend!!

By: midnightsdeer

midnightsdeer — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:14:54 +0000

Dat verree nise hat Upfi! Ai feels awe krissmissieee!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:11:57 +0000

*cleers throat again, rolls eyes jes a smidge* Yu nawt kin bring jes a YNG fur yurself!! Wat bout meh? *kk4 wipes eyes, husbin already halfway to siberia*

By: 4point5kittehs

4point5kittehs — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:05:57 +0000

Cheezburgr seed FTW, Jack!!!

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:04:20 +0000

let’z see if it came back

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:04:18 +0000

Ai also hab speshul drinkees fur da surfers, wen we make ar clebber remarks and witty reparte’…dey might say “DUDE” tu us. We gib dem speshul drinkees, and dey be callin us goddesses, wich we is, ob corse. Dese surfers nawt eesy tu trane, but, we kin keep dem in line fur just a while….

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:02:17 +0000

hey !! where’d my christmas hat go?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:01:55 +0000

congrats for the chrismess hats bluesfan and upfi. very cool.

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:01:05 +0000

*sighs contentedly* Ai try tu be gud hostess. Sins ai return yur binoculars, ai hab nudder pair so we kin watch dem surfing, den we hab spares at home…aaaah, life is sweet, rhsb!

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:00:29 +0000

oh noes! izzat Happycat whoo lurves GP, oar izzit *gulp* an immin… inim… soon to bee an ATTAK???

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:56:50 +0000

Ai hopes he nawt puts an eye out!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:56:03 +0000

**sighs deeply**

I love a good schmorgasboard…

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:55:31 +0000

One in eech hand, ub corse! Dis not job fur wimps!!

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:54:39 +0000

Oh hai, Maus, iz bedder tu go directly tu triple dawg dare, aifinkso. Den der is noe bakkin owt!

By: A YNG

A YNG — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:53:07 +0000

One in each hand, or “stacked”?

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:52:25 +0000

**pulls owt tissue, gently dabs rhsb’s chin** *whispers to rhsb wile on beech towel..luk hao tan dey are, wif blond hair shining in da sun**

By: Maus

Maus — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:52:07 +0000

“NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare ya”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.”

By: tessm

tessm — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:50:47 +0000

ohai Maus! wunst ai explayned about teh ch-ch-ch-chimpunk song, we didunt need him at all! onlee rodent taht got hurted wuz leeza, an it wuz cause she stepped on her own tayle…
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/26/funny-pictures-and-in-my-tell-all-book/

By: kerrykatz4

kerrykatz4 — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:50:06 +0000

YNG, I triple dawg dare you tu benchpress meh an rhsb…dis is a test, ob corse!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:50:00 +0000

Mmmm…beech YNG’s…..
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**wipes drool offa chin**