SKWIREL IMPRESHUN
SKWIREL IMPRESHUN U DOIN IT QUITE WELL AKSHULY
yep. u srsly look liek dis wun.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Leeza!
Ai was gunna sai da sayme ting! ^-^
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Conga Rats Shoo Layces awn da nawt-sekkund, Maus!
Maus - Wii has 3 way tie, an ur awn teh tawp!
So, wats ur choyse foar sillybrayshuns?
I choose… piling all this work on the top of my desk and… ZIPPO!
*FWOOOOOMMMPH!!!*
Woo-Hoo!
Kin I frow mine in alsew, Maus?
**grabs mowntin ov papurz**
OOOOOO!! A giunt bonfyre.
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hans out marshee mellows, an long roasting forks to ebreewun.
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graham krakerz an teh hershee bars ar awn teh tablol there awn teh left!! ; )
inz montana sum tymez kan noe beez owtsidez. sew wee firez up da candels an roast mellows on fondew stixz ober fliker flamez. Iz gud, an chilren tinks aiz nutz. tro dem da curvez ball! Butt ai gotz won sun, hez doin itz 2! He swipped mi hole bagz of gud jet puffs mellowz. ai gotz cheep kind an boi, dare iz a difference in flavorz!
LOL! Ai dew beleev yoo ar rite!
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An felicitayshuns to teh three ov yoo Maus, rhsb, annipuss, awn teh kwik nawt seconds! ai wuz gonna trai - an luked away fur TWO sekonds - an it wuz too layte.
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But yoo cud awl toodle off to teh TY Boot EEK fur teh Krismas chopping! Wun ov mai favorieits ar teh noo kitteh chess sets - Ceiling Cat vs Basemint Cat. VEREE classy. Ebbreewun iz shure to want wun.
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An ai think teh PI stawl iz open - it IZ! Ai can smell teh applol PI frum heer. An ai herd they haz teh pumkin cheez caek, too! An nice fresh hawt cawfee!
**whispurrs** I hoep tehy nawt has teh pii -flavord soda, lyk I been seein awn teh bannur adz. Sownz berry pleh.
Krissmiss shoppin?!?! Do NAWT want.
rhsb, who is postponin Krissmiss until furver notiss.
Yoo must com an joyne martoonee an me - we had a fine taim yesterday swimming in de Nile!
oh noes!! my innertubes has been down all day… of all daze!!
oh and btw, my tail is much floofier than taht.
*kitteh trys tu floof up tayle wif paws, fails, runs away wif nut dat kinnot possiblee open*
So… how did the Ebil Droid work out a the concert? Do you need to be debriefed?
ifinkso the only trouble we had was wif Prof D’Beaker’s guest singer… but he was yoinked off teh stage before any riots or stuffs.
Why wud I need to be debreefed?
Wuz there somthing about that ebil droid u didn’t tell me??
ohai Maus! wunst ai explayned about teh ch-ch-ch-chimpunk song, we didunt need him at all! onlee rodent taht got hurted wuz leeza, an it wuz cause she stepped on her own tayle…
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/26/funny-pictures-and-in-my-tell-all-book/
Hidin teh nuts, tew?
Teh vet hided those alreddy.
*snerk*
Our lil skwirrel frends may be in trubl dis year. Thet’s not a nut, and there aren’t any acorns to be found around here. No acorns atall! See this article for details. Kinda hard on r furry frends. May need to dew anodder benefit concert fur em.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/29/AR2008112902045.html
U knoes, I had not realized this until now. I libs in teh Arlington, and teh Long Branch Nature Center is vry near me. There is 3 oak trees oustide my
condomansion and most years when I has to sweep up teh leafs from teh terrace there is also lotsa acorns, but not this year. Some years it’s like teh lady in teh articlol sed: u has to ware a helmut when u goes outside because they is raining down so hard.(When teh DC sniper was still at large I was out sweeping my terrace one day and noticing that teh wooded area acrosst teh street was just teh sort of place he would hide. Just then I heared a loud *crack!* noise and feeled something graze the back of my neck. Donot beez teh worry: I wasn’t snipered, even though I thinked so for a sec. It was a acorn falling off a tree and onto me!)
Anyhow, teh pore skwerls. That splains why I hasn’t seen so many in a lot of whiles. I’ll puts moar stuff out for them.
oh dat is teh sweet, lcb. ♥
We has lots ov acorns around here… just fyi for anyone taht doeznt know, an oak tree wont prodooce acorns til it’s 50 years old. So maybe we needs to quit cutting down so many trees!
ohai, mai horticultural nowledge, let me sho yu it…
oaks in teh wite oak fambily, tehy onlee has acorms ebbery OTTER yeer.
Teh nawt-sekkond yeer, tehy has teeny tinee acorms, dat grow awl yeer.
Den, teh sekkond yeer, tehy has narmal-sized acorms, wut teh skwirls lubs.
Teh red oak fambily, tehy has teh acorms ebbery yeer. Tehy are by and large smallolr sized acorms den teh wite oakz.
Ai’m just sayin… mite be yu libs by manny wite oakz and tehy nawt
has teh bumper crop dis yeer. We has manny acorms dis yeer in Misery.
Yu cans tell red frum wite oaks; teh reds has pointy enz awn teh leevs.
Wite oakz has rownded end leevs. Course, since leebs be awf at dis tyme
uv yeer, yu has tu wayt.
Or, call yur Turtlol, hoo is abailable fur horticulturlol consultation for a
nom-nom-nominal serbice fees….Ai cans tell twees by teh barks. WOOF!
LOL…
oh, and nawt to kerrect yu in frunt uv ebberywun, but manny oak trees
WILL produce acorms in less den fiftee-leben yeers. Ai has a Burr Oak dat
Ai planted frum a acorm, and it has haded acorms fur seberal yeers. An
Ai iz owld, but nawt DAT owld!!!
Itz been dere wut, maebee, 15 yeers?
Ai’m just sayin….sum trees wait a lawng time to be corm-ey. Nawt awl.
dat iz awl….
interesting turtlol!
*wonders where she herd teh 50 year thing*
We has lots and lots of willow okes here, maybe they takes teh 50 years?
leeza did yew gets teh skwirlol pikshur frum yer messijes dat ai leebed yew?
wut, wut? U got me a pckshur?
My innertubes ws down all day til abt 2 hours ago.
*runs to look*
willow oaks in teh red oak fambily; tehy shood nawt tayke dat lawng.
Heer is sumting else (ok, den Ai shuts up abowt acorms! But Ai lubs
trees!)
Sum oaks, DO need to be sertin age to produce fruit (acorms).
Willow oaks, prolly nawt sew mush. Tehy fast growerz. Howebber, skwirlz sumtymes DO nom teh bebbeh acorms befour teh get big and tehrfour, to be
notissable tu teh casual observer. Sew, teh skwirlz may be nomming
yur acorms befour yu ebben noe dey is dere! Donut feelz bad, tehy
berry resourceful liddle critterz, dey nom manny otter fings besides teh
acorms…..
Boi, Turtlol; yuu soundez liek sumefing aowta Nashunal Geeografik;
Ai admyres peeps wif knaowlidje liek taht;
Awlsoe, gladd tuu knoes bowt teh skwirlz; Ai hadda a wurried bowt thems; doan wanna sea thems staurvyng oar goeiyng hungree;
Sorry skirrlgrrl, you
might beare wrong!Heer in WV, we r habing a bumper crop dis yeer. Mi ankel still in a brase from de last mowin’ ob the seeson. Slipped on acorns and fell down hill.
Was u shell-shocked?
awwwww nutz!!!
Whut acormy joaks!
I bet I’m invisible today. I jus posted a link to an article in teh Washington Post about the total lack of acorns and hazlenuts fer teh skwirrels this year. If teh link dun show up soon, u cin prolly find it wif google.
Our lil skwirrel frends may be in trubl dis year. Thet’s not a nut, and there aren’t any acorns to be found around here. No acorns atall! We may need to dew anodder benefit concert fur em.
An itz der now. Nvrmind…
DUn’t wurry, neiver u nor the link are invisibubblol. AI can sees u clearly!
Tanks!
Woo Hoo, Upfi, ur liddle caterpiier has got himz hat naow!
ai luff ur hatz annipuss & upfi! haow did u dew tat?
Ai lub urz 2! Ai awlreddee had teh annipuss wiv hat in mai fylez, so juss uplodid it insted uv teh wun wivowt a hat.
congrats for the chrismess hats bluesfan and upfi. very cool.
hey !! where’d my christmas hat go?
let’z see if it came back
Ai seez yur christmas hat!! Beeutimus nd festive, mai frend!!
Plain old pixelling of images, dear bluesfan! *schmoos*
Dat verree nise hat Upfi! Ai feels awe krissmissieee!
dat’s a straynj nut tho
hoa duz ai opin dis ting?
Who needz aposabul fumz? I doin kwite well, fankyooberrymusch.
* mutters * nobuddyeberduzguinnesspiggehimpreshunspfft
Dats cuz u iz oridjinul an nobodee cud eber come cloes, GP.
*Woofeh pawps owt wearing da cyoot GP eers an da cyoot GP tayle an wif big whiskurrrrs awn mai fayce* ^-^ Ai can halp!
(Hmm… WP seems to nawt show me awn the “Who be Talkin’ part…)
AI sees u!
{{{upfi!}}} Yaaay! It be werkin den! ^-^
aww fankies rhsb! :smiloley fais:
**finks tew hurself, Gud him baught it**
* :smiloley fais: turns intu :shocked fais: *
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* lukks at rhsb frew skwintee eyes *
**luuks innosentlee at GP**
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Wut?
* skwints sum moar *
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* realises eyes are nao closed *
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* opens eyes *