SKWIREL IMPRESHUN
SKWIREL IMPRESHUN U DOIN IT QUITE WELL AKSHULY
yep. u srsly look liek dis wun.
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Leeza!
Ai was gunna sai da sayme ting! ^-^
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Conga Rats Shoo Layces awn da nawt-sekkund, Maus!
Maus – Wii has 3 way tie, an ur awn teh tawp!
So, wats ur choyse foar sillybrayshuns?
I choose… piling all this work on the top of my desk and… ZIPPO!
*FWOOOOOMMMPH!!!*
Woo-Hoo!
Kin I frow mine in alsew, Maus?
**grabs mowntin ov papurz**
OOOOOO!! A giunt bonfyre.
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hans out marshee mellows, an long roasting forks to ebreewun.
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graham krakerz an teh hershee bars ar awn teh tablol there awn teh left!! ; )
inz montana sum tymez kan noe beez owtsidez. sew wee firez up da candels an roast mellows on fondew stixz ober fliker flamez. Iz gud, an chilren tinks aiz nutz. tro dem da curvez ball! Butt ai gotz won sun, hez doin itz 2! He swipped mi hole bagz of gud jet puffs mellowz. ai gotz cheep kind an boi, dare iz a difference in flavorz!
LOL! Ai dew beleev yoo ar rite!
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An felicitayshuns to teh three ov yoo Maus, rhsb, annipuss, awn teh kwik nawt seconds! ai wuz gonna trai – an luked away fur TWO sekonds – an it wuz too layte.
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But yoo cud awl toodle off to teh TY Boot EEK fur teh Krismas chopping! Wun ov mai favorieits ar teh noo kitteh chess sets – Ceiling Cat vs Basemint Cat. VEREE classy. Ebbreewun iz shure to want wun.
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An ai think teh PI stawl iz open – it IZ! Ai can smell teh applol PI frum heer. An ai herd they haz teh pumkin cheez caek, too! An nice fresh hawt cawfee!
**whispurrs** I hoep tehy nawt has teh pii -flavord soda, lyk I been seein awn teh bannur adz. Sownz berry pleh.
Krissmiss shoppin?!?! Do NAWT want.
rhsb, who is postponin Krissmiss until furver notiss.
Yoo must com an joyne martoonee an me – we had a fine taim yesterday swimming in de Nile!
oh noes!! my innertubes has been down all day… of all daze!!
oh and btw, my tail is much floofier than taht.
*kitteh trys tu floof up tayle wif paws, fails, runs away wif nut dat kinnot possiblee open*
So… how did the Ebil Droid work out a the concert? Do you need to be debriefed?
ifinkso the only trouble we had was wif Prof D’Beaker’s guest singer… but he was yoinked off teh stage before any riots or stuffs.
Why wud I need to be debreefed?
Wuz there somthing about that ebil droid u didn’t tell me??
ohai Maus! wunst ai explayned about teh ch-ch-ch-chimpunk song, we didunt need him at all! onlee rodent taht got hurted wuz leeza, an it wuz cause she stepped on her own tayle…
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/26/funny-pictures-and-in-my-tell-all-book/
Hidin teh nuts, tew?
Teh vet hided those alreddy.
*snerk*
Our lil skwirrel frends may be in trubl dis year. Thet’s not a nut, and there aren’t any acorns to be found around here. No acorns atall! See this article for details. Kinda hard on r furry frends. May need to dew anodder benefit concert fur em.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/29/AR2008112902045.html
U knoes, I had not realized this until now. I libs in teh Arlington, and teh Long Branch Nature Center is vry near me. There is 3 oak trees oustide my
condomansion and most years when I has to sweep up teh leafs from teh terrace there is also lotsa acorns, but not this year. Some years it’s like teh lady in teh articlol sed: u has to ware a helmut when u goes outside because they is raining down so hard.(When teh DC sniper was still at large I was out sweeping my terrace one day and noticing that teh wooded area acrosst teh street was just teh sort of place he would hide. Just then I heared a loud *crack!* noise and feeled something graze the back of my neck. Donot beez teh worry: I wasn’t snipered, even though I thinked so for a sec. It was a acorn falling off a tree and onto me!)
Anyhow, teh pore skwerls. That splains why I hasn’t seen so many in a lot of whiles. I’ll puts moar stuff out for them.
oh dat is teh sweet, lcb. ♥
We has lots ov acorns around here… just fyi for anyone taht doeznt know, an oak tree wont prodooce acorns til it’s 50 years old. So maybe we needs to quit cutting down so many trees!
ohai, mai horticultural nowledge, let me sho yu it…
oaks in teh wite oak fambily, tehy onlee has acorms ebbery OTTER yeer.
Teh nawt-sekkond yeer, tehy has teeny tinee acorms, dat grow awl yeer.
Den, teh sekkond yeer, tehy has narmal-sized acorms, wut teh skwirls lubs.
Teh red oak fambily, tehy has teh acorms ebbery yeer. Tehy are by and large smallolr sized acorms den teh wite oakz.
Ai’m just sayin… mite be yu libs by manny wite oakz and tehy nawt
has teh bumper crop dis yeer. We has manny acorms dis yeer in Misery.
Yu cans tell red frum wite oaks; teh reds has pointy enz awn teh leevs.
Wite oakz has rownded end leevs. Course, since leebs be awf at dis tyme
uv yeer, yu has tu wayt.
Or, call yur Turtlol, hoo is abailable fur horticulturlol consultation for a
nom-nom-nominal serbice fees….Ai cans tell twees by teh barks. WOOF!
LOL…
oh, and nawt to kerrect yu in frunt uv ebberywun, but manny oak trees
WILL produce acorms in less den fiftee-leben yeers. Ai has a Burr Oak dat
Ai planted frum a acorm, and it has haded acorms fur seberal yeers. An
Ai iz owld, but nawt DAT owld!!!
Itz been dere wut, maebee, 15 yeers?
Ai’m just sayin….sum trees wait a lawng time to be corm-ey. Nawt awl.
dat iz awl….
interesting turtlol!
*wonders where she herd teh 50 year thing*
We has lots and lots of willow okes here, maybe they takes teh 50 years?
leeza did yew gets teh skwirlol pikshur frum yer messijes dat ai leebed yew?
wut, wut? U got me a pckshur?
My innertubes ws down all day til abt 2 hours ago.
*runs to look*
willow oaks in teh red oak fambily; tehy shood nawt tayke dat lawng.
Heer is sumting else (ok, den Ai shuts up abowt acorms! But Ai lubs
trees!)
Sum oaks, DO need to be sertin age to produce fruit (acorms).
Willow oaks, prolly nawt sew mush. Tehy fast growerz. Howebber, skwirlz sumtymes DO nom teh bebbeh acorms befour teh get big and tehrfour, to be
notissable tu teh casual observer. Sew, teh skwirlz may be nomming
yur acorms befour yu ebben noe dey is dere! Donut feelz bad, tehy
berry resourceful liddle critterz, dey nom manny otter fings besides teh
acorms…..
Boi, Turtlol; yuu soundez liek sumefing aowta Nashunal Geeografik;
Ai admyres peeps wif knaowlidje liek taht;
Awlsoe, gladd tuu knoes bowt teh skwirlz; Ai hadda a wurried bowt thems; doan wanna sea thems staurvyng oar goeiyng hungree;
Sorry skirrlgrrl, you
might beare wrong!Heer in WV, we r habing a bumper crop dis yeer. Mi ankel still in a brase from de last mowin’ ob the seeson. Slipped on acorns and fell down hill.
Was u shell-shocked?
awwwww nutz!!!
Whut acormy joaks!
I bet I’m invisible today. I jus posted a link to an article in teh Washington Post about the total lack of acorns and hazlenuts fer teh skwirrels this year. If teh link dun show up soon, u cin prolly find it wif google.
Our lil skwirrel frends may be in trubl dis year. Thet’s not a nut, and there aren’t any acorns to be found around here. No acorns atall! We may need to dew anodder benefit concert fur em.
An itz der now. Nvrmind…
DUn’t wurry, neiver u nor the link are invisibubblol. AI can sees u clearly!
Tanks!
Woo Hoo, Upfi, ur liddle caterpiier has got himz hat naow!
ai luff ur hatz annipuss & upfi! haow did u dew tat?
Ai lub urz 2! Ai awlreddee had teh annipuss wiv hat in mai fylez, so juss uplodid it insted uv teh wun wivowt a hat.
congrats for the chrismess hats bluesfan and upfi. very cool.
hey !! where’d my christmas hat go?
let’z see if it came back
Ai seez yur christmas hat!! Beeutimus nd festive, mai frend!!
Plain old pixelling of images, dear bluesfan! *schmoos*
Dat verree nise hat Upfi! Ai feels awe krissmissieee!
dat’s a straynj nut tho
hoa duz ai opin dis ting?
Who needz aposabul fumz? I doin kwite well, fankyooberrymusch.
* mutters * nobuddyeberduzguinnesspiggehimpreshunspfft
Dats cuz u iz oridjinul an nobodee cud eber come cloes, GP.
*Woofeh pawps owt wearing da cyoot GP eers an da cyoot GP tayle an wif big whiskurrrrs awn mai fayce* ^-^ Ai can halp!
(Hmm… WP seems to nawt show me awn the “Who be Talkin’ part…)
AI sees u!
{{{upfi!}}} Yaaay! It be werkin den! ^-^
aww fankies rhsb! :smiloley fais:
**finks tew hurself, Gud him baught it**
* :smiloley fais: turns intu :shocked fais: *
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* lukks at rhsb frew skwintee eyes *
**luuks innosentlee at GP**
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Wut?
* skwints sum moar *
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* realises eyes are nao closed *
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* opens eyes *
*gibs GP a bottul ob chokklit martoonie adn a hye-powa supersoaker filled wib catnip oil* Der sherrif’s owta town, soe yu’re dep’tee. Rememba, shoot ownly basement cat minnions adn aniwun wu’s mean tu yu.
* eyes sooper soaker * ebil laugh *
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fankies! aifinsko ai can has lawts ob phun wib dis!
*Woofeh pawps owt wif da GP eers and GP tayle awn* ^-^
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Ooooohhhhh! Ize a Guinness Piggeh and Ize okay!
Ai sleep awl nyte, and ai werk awl dai!
*tappity tappty dans dans dans*
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Taa-daa! ^-^ Ai hopes yew lykes it!
(Awlsew, Test test… won tew free… I is bloo?)
* scampersoberberryfast * jumpsawnwolfee * ridesarowndberryfast *
Eeeeep! Eeeep! Eeeep! *Ridesyewarowndberryfast!* ^-^ Ai is bak tew da normals! Watebbur normals mai bee! Yew lyke da GP cawstume? IS nawt as retricktin as da gophur cawstume!
* weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeee *
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Yur GP costoom is teh bestest!
Aww, fank yew! *wags mai GP tayle* Ai weked mai hardest awn it!
*Weeeee weeeeee weeeeeee’s alawng wif yew*
YOU IS BLUE! YAAAAAY!
I is! I is bloo! Mai abbatar dun sho up… but it will catches up sewn, aifinksew!
Hey! Yoo luk gud in bloo!! An wehn Phillipe coms bai, bee shur to be telling him. He will pik awt a celebraytoreee sawng just fur YOO!!
Ai shall den! ^-^ *Blushes and shows awf mai bloo* An tank yew berry mush! Aifink ai will lyke it in bloo.
way to go, GoFur!
Iz u on teh cheezmap yet?
Pour GP feelinz lef awt. Ai dew a GP impreshun…
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eep eep eep eeeeeeeeeeepp!!!11!!
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hao’z dat?
hmm… nawt tu bad, Karen, nawt tu bad… but but but iffn yur lolpigs go “eep eep eep” dey is prolly nawt teh happee!
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aneewon else wanna tri? aifinkso teh winnur can has a berry berry speshul prwize! ownlee elebenty munnies tu entur teh compemetishun!
I kin do impreshun ov bebbeh kitteh in disdress. Freeks teh growed-up kittehs owt. *ebil grin*
Week…week….weeeeeek!
heer b mii adn deh huzzbin dewing ower GP impresshun…..
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/12/funny-pictures-jazz-hams/
Gud moarnin cweenmj, yu an husbin is liek Fred an Ginger wif da dans dans dans.
ooh, yoo guyz iz so kyoot!!
(hey, teh smilees seem to be wurking agin
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i’ll try!
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weeeeeek! weeeeeeeeeekwweeeeeeeeeeeeeekkk! weeeeeeeeeeek!
*runz arownd lukin all fluffy an kyoot*
YAY! Berry, Berry Gud! {{{lunarmommy}}}
O lunarmommy, ai luff ur hat & beerd! haow did u dew tat? (ai kno ai axe dis preebeeuslee, sorree)
taht ok if yoo aksded before, i didnt see it! i fownd a santa hat an beerd free clipart online (forgetted wher, google santa hat free clip art) saved, it, open my kitteh icon an teh santa beerdanhat pikshure in fotoshop lolements, putted teh beerdanhat on teh kitteh, an erased teh wite bakgrownds on teh beerdan hat so teh kitteh wuld show froo! iz eezier tahn it sownds if yoo haz a foto-editing program, like fotoshop lolements or microsfot dijitlol image (kan prolly also do it wif that)
Yu luks bery festive lunarmommy!
tank u LM! ai doan hav dem programs, ai iz tekno-dynosaur, ai admitz it. maybee affer de hololidaze ai wil chek dems owt.
akshully, teh place were i gotted teh sant hat iz calld fundraw.com. it haz a free online art-maker fing to make drawrings an use tehr cliparts in drawings an stuff! so taht mite be a fun place to try making abatars an stuff! iz free, i fink tehy make tehr munnies wen peeples order coffemugs and stuffs wif tehr darwrings on tehm.
i wented an tryed it owt, iz fun! pretty eezy, takes a liddle fiddling arownd to figure owt how to do stuffs, but heer iz a santa-kitteh i maded:
http://www.fundraw.com/browse/showdrawing/R3N4LQ9ZTO
Gud enuff fur a karrot fur u and GP, Karen- here u go- 2 nyse krunchy karrots!
But. . .but. . GP!! This iz teh furst taim we haz EBBER had a skwirrlol impreshun! Yoo must haz a liddle payshunz! Yur day will com! Maybe nawt today, but sune . . .
pfft! leeza has bin pully dis twick fur munfs nao!
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Ohai, btw! {{{Janetobteh4kittehs}}}
Hai {{{{GP}}}}
*sniffs at jellus GP*
I has nuffin to do wif it.
I cant halp it if…….
*backs away*
I is….
*backs farther*
cuter than u!!!
*runsawaywifakwikness*
* lukks at leeza frew skwintee eyes *
*luks at skwintee red eyes*
u is staying up WAY too late GP.
u shud get 2 beds, u needs ur byootee sleeps.
Iz funeee…I felled asleep on teh cowch yestiddy, and dreemed about Guiness Piggeh. I don’t remembers teh dreem ennymoar, but I did haz a smile when I wayked. Mebbe h iz teh cyuter den yu finks.
Whut? Yu can has dreem abowt littlol meh?
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:blushing fais:
Yesh, yesh, yesh! And woke up smyloling.
wow! ai steel gottit!
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Umm… iffn eet is otay wib yu, ai can has dreem abowt yur abatar? fankies!
*clinkees pint glasses ov Guiness!
Cheers! To dreemz!
* clink * Absolootely!
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mmm… ai can has IRL craving fur Guinness nao! adn scanteelee clad grrl tu!
Don’t u rember? Mick did a pretty gud impiggehnation of u at Kthxgibbing last week. The scuffle that ensooed is chiefly responsible for teh bildup of smashed potatoes on my dining room shandaleer.
:rolls eyes:
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Otay, nawt sekkund – runny arownd teh lawn nekkid is NAWT a impiggehnashun
nawt ferd – a nekkid lite bulb is NAWT a shandaleer
nawt forf – HE startified eet!
*hands piggeh memory pill*
*beeg aies* OMCC!! WHAT did ai miss????? Soundz laik SUM PARTEE!!!
ah Janet, ai is glad yu is heer… aifinsko LCB is twying tu poysin meh… she keeps gibbing me hurr meds adn telly me ai is teh crayzee… adn adn adn awl teh stuff Mick gets up tu… AI gets teh blayme ebbery thyme!
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uffhuwudlibtehlifeobaphlonquais!
Awwww {{{{{{GP}}}}}} Ai know, ai know! Teh laif ov a phlonquais can bee veree hard indeed.
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Butt – yoo ar VERREE gud at it. Taht iz sumting! Yoo can be kwite prowd ov yur werk! Just LOOK at teh consert! It wuz teh best wun heer ai ebber saw!
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Butt – awltho ai deerlee luv ar lcb, ai wud say *whispurrs* dont taek the pills!!
Janet, who u gonna bleev? Me who u has knowed for year and year or this young piggeh wif teh vivid imaginations?
Guess whut I is giving him for teh Lolmas? A t-shirt that says “DRAMA PIGGEH” onnit!
Oh, and GP: do not reed this commint. kthxullspoiltehsurprise
oh, is dis liek anudder won ob yur “GP! donut lukk at dat!” affer ai has awlreddy lukked at eet?
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lemme tell yu, cheezfrends… whut has been seen… omcc, canut be unseen * shudders *
And anudder thing: why would I give away my pills? I lurves my pills.
U axe me, GP is too easily inflooenced by Mick. Eggspecially now, since teh solo we gived GP in teh concert wif all teh celebrity rodents has gone to his hed.
*slow, sad hedshake*
oh deer… gadder rownd cheezfrends. summedy plz tu get sum hawt chokklit, a hyooge marshdemallow filled chokklit manitee adn a dubble xtra floofy cheezpeeps blankie…
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LCB, yu gnu dis dai wud cum won dai… eet wud awlways happen… eet wuz ineb… eenib… eet wus nawt aboydabul…
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* strokes LCBs hare *
ai nose, ai nose… eet is awlways hard wen yur Phlonquais becums eben moar fabyumulus dan yu is…
*hands GP a Get Over Urself and Realize U is Only a Phlonquais pill*
whut? dis issa chokklit button! a whyte chokklit button! wib hare onnit!
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DO NAWT WANT!
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* hands LCB slippers, blankie adn glass ob Applol Joose (still warm, juss hao she lieks eet) *
Heer iz GP impreshun **geeeeglol geeeeglol, geeeglol** Dis impreshun ub GP gigloling at the impreshuns.
* clappity clappity * berry gud, kk4! :smiloley fais:
*luks sad* I nawt had elebenty munees to enters compytishun. *holds out paw for prize ennywayz*
* rummage rummage rummage inna majikal floofy prezunt sack *
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Otay, lemme see… ah, heer eet is! Yu has won: Won Ryde inna ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair!
**clappity paws in xcitemint** Yay! *revs up ACME Rokkit Lawn Chair, makes vroom sounds* Up, up and AWAY!!!
WAYT! WAYT! Yu forgotted yur FCHRG(wdoi) adn Hunnert Dollar Towel Sayftee deebices! O, teh Hyooge Manitee!
*hears a small voice in da distans* *Makes screechy u-turn high in da sky* Oh, dat wuz close won! *retrieves FCHRG (wdoi) and Hunnert Dollar Towel Sayftee Deebices* I’m on mai way! *takes off in ACME rokkit lawn chare* *Zooms round sandiego high in da sky* Look, der is Navy Base! *zooms in tu luk at top secret planes nd ships, heers a loud noyse* Eeeeek, da blue angel fighter pilots is after meh! *Puts rokkit chare in overdrive, zooms away, just a speck of dust in da sky*
*bloo angel fighter pilots try so hard tu chase dis strange looking kitteh in ACME rokkit lawn chair dat der xhaust trails make lovely braid in da sky for awl to marvel at*
Brayd gets awl tanglold up wen KK4 circlolz bakk tu see if dere bees enny cyoot B.A.F.P.’s in dose playns.
Brayd turns into topknot as kk4 peeks in da winders menny tiems.
*kk4 circls round, peeks in winders at da yung BAFP’s in der unyforms* Dey shur is da cute, luk at der yung woreed faces. *kk4 leeds dem to aircraft carrier full ub mens in unyforms, hoping dey will hab fyremens der tu*
ayrkraft carriyer peeps (inkluding cyoot fyremen types) skramble to catch teh ACME rokkit-powerd lawn chair wif Gere dezined fur more conbensh…cornven….orninerry airgraft, az KK4 comes skreemin in fer a landnig.
kk4 lands in a heep on da flite deck. Luks round wif innocent eyes at awl da mens and fyremens..wunnders wat is brig dat dey talks about.
Ai gotz rakewn tayl n adishun tew skwirel atriboots.
Skwirl noms – nawt so grayt aksuly. Phun to play with. But taystes lyke pine treez, pleh!
A liddl pynkone maykez a grate liddl skittery sownd wen dey rowllz akross a wouldn flor, tho. Iz wunna Fantima’z favritz, if dey is maus-sized.
GremElin haz a hat! Him is stiling!
burfday fairy emurjes frum hur turkee koma ob teh last free days to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to evreewun hoo haz tehms burfdays today! an if i missed anywuns’ burfdays while i’z bin dijestin, pleez let me kno an i will haz a speshul swish ob teh burfday want for yoo!! heer we haz turcky sammiches, tukee cassarole… haha, just kidding. i haz bringed fudjy tasty burfday cakes, i skreem, fizzyfrooty punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif kandees, bownsy balls teht lite up wen tehy bownse, markerpens taht smell like cimmanomnomnom an peppymints, an puffy skwirrl stikkers wif googly eyes!
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ooooOOOoo!
*takes a skwirrl stikker*
Halo, GP. I duzznt due imitayshinz butt I see Happycat lurvs Guinesspiggeh in dis pic I fownded. Tayke the spaysiz owt frum teh wubbiyews
http://w w w .peacockshock.com/archives/cat%20guinea%20pig-thumb.jpg
Imitaytin g.p.s iz hard fur kittehs bekuz tehy duzznt like teh bakward-floofed fur on tehyr bacx.
oh noes! izzat Happycat whoo lurves GP, oar izzit *gulp* an immin… inim… soon to bee an ATTAK???
Pawndurruss Kitteh
pawndurrz wut dis hawrd feeng iz?
Duz nawt look nommee
Skwrill sed diz wuz
Cheezburgr seed! Pawndurruss
Kitteh no feekz so!
Mebbee Pawndurruss
Kitteh gibz it 2 Doggeh?
Watch Doggeh eetz it!
Jack.
Hee wud eet it! He noms ebbryting! Snerk!
Goggie named Mikey?
Mikey wuld eet annyfing!!
Cheezburgr seed FTW, Jack!!!
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Um, JK, is I invisilol? I duzzn’t see mi on teh Liszt but I sees mai coment just abuv lolllllblahblahblah’s. Kan yu?
Ai see u RBF. WP iz habbin a stoopee, Aifink!
Gud moarnin, Jkitty! How wuz yur Fanksgibbin?
OMCC!!!! Iz SNOWIN lyk crazee owtsyde!
DO NAWT WANT!
**starts luukin awn map foar sumware tew libs in teh wintur**
Oh noes rhsb!!! It in low 80’s heer in sandiego, come awn out you kin ware tank top and snorgle wif mai 6 kittehs!! Snow…pleh!
80’s?!?!?! I be awn teh nexst flite!
**paks hur itty bitty teenie weenie bekeene**
It luuks lyk wii be habbin a blizzard in KY. Pleh.
Oops! Awlmoas foargotted teh YNG dat I’m keepin in my room.
**stuffs YNG in2 sootcase**
*cleers throat, luks sternly at rhsb* Are yu bringin jest ONE YNG?
U fink I need two?
I nawt az yung az I usta be, KK.
*cleers throat again, rolls eyes jes a smidge* Yu nawt kin bring jes a YNG fur yurself!! Wat bout meh? *kk4 wipes eyes, husbin already halfway to siberia*
Ow! Hey! Be careful! Some of me doesn’t fold very well…
Why nawt? Ur flexybull…
You are yung and supple, aifinks yu will fold jes fine!
Well… I’m a bit stiff from all the… um… exercising I did this weekend. You know, weightlifting and such…
Exkyoose mi?!?! Wateliftin?
Shud I be offendid?
YNG, I triple dawg dare you tu benchpress meh an rhsb…dis is a test, ob corse!
“NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare ya”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.”
Oh hai, Maus, iz bedder tu go directly tu triple dawg dare, aifinkso. Den der is noe bakkin owt!
Ai hopes he nawt puts an eye out!
One in each hand, or “stacked”?
One in eech hand, ub corse! Dis not job fur wimps!!
*Dust’s off Miss Mannurs buk* Miss Mannurs sez tu always bring gift for hostess wen yu a haus guest. *stuffs husbin in sootcase, sends him tu siberia*
Oops! Ware are my mannurz?
Wut kynda wine u lyk, KK?
Ai lieks white wine, or ebben bedder, wite Merlot. Also pleez tu bring YNG’s friend, (ai prefer dark hair nd brown eyes) and dark choklit possums wif carmel inside. In turn, ai gibs yu warm daze at da beech, kittehs to snorgle, an mebbe at da beech, we kin catch sum YNG’s dat surf, jes for variety, ub corse.
Mmmm…beech YNG’s…..
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**wipes drool offa chin**
**pulls owt tissue, gently dabs rhsb’s chin** *whispers to rhsb wile on beech towel..luk hao tan dey are, wif blond hair shining in da sun**
**sighs deeply**
I love a good schmorgasboard…
*sighs contentedly* Ai try tu be gud hostess. Sins ai return yur binoculars, ai hab nudder pair so we kin watch dem surfing, den we hab spares at home…aaaah, life is sweet, rhsb!
Ai also hab speshul drinkees fur da surfers, wen we make ar clebber remarks and witty reparte’…dey might say “DUDE” tu us. We gib dem speshul drinkees, and dey be callin us goddesses, wich we is, ob corse. Dese surfers nawt eesy tu trane, but, we kin keep dem in line fur just a while….
All dat kitteh needs is a good scarey goggie to give him giant tail and da himpr..impreh…upress…look-alike is purrfect!
Ai finks de kitteh has rakoon tayl. Fird kitteh, fird skwirrel, an fird rakoon. Ginetik cobinaishun kitteh.
IMPOSTER!!!!
I know Squirrels and that is NO Squirrel!
[ Doesn't even look close to like one! ]
I mean, if that cat were holding a piece of bamboo would you say it was a Panda?
Better Caption:
“Ah ha! Finally I’ve found the purrfect Christmas present for Skwerlly Bob!”
But… but… if that was teh caption, then u would not be teh sprized on Christmas morning! *laffs at Skwerlly Bob’s logical lacuna*
And if teh kitteh was holding bamboo AND posed in a panda-like, um pose, then yes, we would say it was a panda impresshun.
STN
I gets teh impresshun that bob missed teh ‘impresshun’ part of teh lol.
Iz too bad…hez soooooooo hansum, but iz now teh cranky.
Skwerlly Bob wants a champagne cork wifout teh bttlol of shampain fur Lolmas? I willz be happy to oblige.
How u gwine wrap that?
Wel, Skwirrul-Kitteh, iyf yuu wuntez tuu brake oapun taht nutt adn yuu kannawt duu iyt bye yuurseylfe, flagg daown teh neerist skwirrul, probly up inna neerist tree;
(BTW, yuu mite hasta shaire iyt wif him; jes saiyin….)