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Annipuss!!!!! U too!!!! Ai is moast impressed by ur avatar and teh littlol hat it’s wearing. Mai caterpillar is so out of fashun. But where are mai manners? *luks around searchingly* Ah, dere dey be.
Conga rats on furvest frum last, annipuss! Wud u like a hawt drink and sum noms? U can has chocklit-covered gingerbread shapes…
Thx, Upfi – Ai haz juss had lunch, so juss cawffee pls!
It’s a Vista Kitteh!!
aww upfi, ur cattypiller iz de hite uv fashun! alwais maiks meh smiole 2 see it! wud luk cayute wif a teenie tynee santa hat awn doh! *smiley faice*
I’ve done mai bery best!
Dang … ai tries again.
Nope. Need to log out, ai suppaws. *sigh*
Yep, u haz 2 log owt an inagane an eben den it taeks a liddle wile 2 sho up
u talk alot don’t u?
ur cattypiller is ful uv awesum & win upfi!! cuuute!!! can u reveel haow u du dat? or iz cumpany sekret?
da caterpiller is ful of sekretiveness. I sertan it is awesomes and stufs. I shuld make a new avitar 4 maselfs.
Absulutlii PAWsitivlii!
Is mischief!
yes, u iz.
I’m not mischief… I’m mrchief…
u wish.
U not chief, u just wun uv deh indeeinz.
don’t awl mens fink dey be mrchief?
I saw sine wunse dat sed, “I marryed Mr Rite but nawt kno himz nawt-sekkund name wuz ‘Alwayz’.” LOL
hehe – dat’s mai huzbin! him eben tells mii “mai wai iz teh RITE wai”
“My way or the highway!”
*Whispers*
Of course, if I ever said that to Mrs. Ebil, it would be me on the highway…
mai wai iz deh hai way!!!!
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL! AND : D!!
Yoo ar wun ov teh fyoo hoo can say taht wif a strait (awlmost) fayce!!
Gud morning Janet!!!
Ohai! Glad that yoo can see mee today!! *smyol*
But *sigh* Ai put teh Fleur Pikchoor up above sumwhere – but
it hazn’t shown up yet. Yesterday it appeered rite after ai reposted it – within 20 minnits, so ai had . . .nawt reelee hai, but hoeps, nebbertehless!
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Next taim, ai’ll just let ebreewun put in teh www if teh wants to see it. but i’s way nicer wehn they duzzn’t haz to doo teh extree werk.
I lukked at ur piks yesturdai- they were full of awesum- did u do de fleurs?
No – ai cud never doo that!
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This iz teh SECOND boo kay taht wuz scented to mee bai menee cneezpeel.
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Teh furst wun cayme around teh end ov Septembrrr!
hmm Ai stoped wayting fur Mr. Rite, Ai’d seddle fur Mr. Rite Naow!
(snerk)
Ai taeked myne fur bedder oar fur wuss. Him terned out wuss than Ai taeked him fur…
Ai haded oen ob dem tew. Himz hi wai wus a lonely plas, butt dat’z himz problm nao. (hee hee, ai sed butt!!) If himz real-seckund wiif kan tol…trol… put upz wif him, mower powr 2 her!!
*whispurrs to Karen* thanks fur saving teh 1905 kitty! Ai went an saved it frum yoo – but. . .sumhao – it nao says “lol by JCH4K” A bit em bare butting, but – ai’m still verree that to hav it! ; )
ROFL – yew jest deskribed mai huzbin! (ai kan laff naow – a kuple yeers ago ai kuldnt). ownlee reesun ai still wif him iz teh stoopy ekonomee – ai kant afford tew move owt yet!
O hai, Maus. Did u get a chance yet to watch teh video from teh No Noms concert on Wednesday? Was much funs. Many celebrity rodents was there!
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I have not yet had the pleasure. I will take a look as soon as I can see past the mountain of work that I have to do. Pleh…
it wuz de bestest bennyfit consert eber!
Hay! whoo stold mai santa hat kitteh??!!
Hay! whoo gav bak mai santa hat kitteh??!! ai haz a confuzed naow, ai fink ai bedder goe lie daown.
LOL!! Ai MUST get a santa hat! SOOO cyoot! Luks veerree charming awn yoo!
ai wants a santy hat tew!! how tew get wun awn mai avatar kitteh?
ai had tew upload a gnu pixure, ai doan kno haow sum udder peeps putted a hat awn dere current abatar but ai wud lyke 2 kno! aneewun can explayning it inn wurds uv wun sylable fer meh? nawt tew gud wif de puter stuffz.
Ai cudn’t resist teh klikking an wuz majicallee whisked bak!
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SUCH a grate success! Nawt awnlee teh amazing sawngs – but teh hole at maus fear! Just laik a reel consert!
Ohai, Maus! I missded u.
Howdy rhsb! How’s my fave cover girl? *wink*
I been better, ackshully.
Nawt feline gud an still hazza hissed awf left ober frum yesterday.
Hao u? Gud trip?
Trip… hmmmm… lessee… 4 hour drive one-way… Inlaws (‘rents and siblings)… bratty nieces… 12 people in a three bedroom house… 12 week old Lab puppy…
It was just peachy!
Or.. as B.G. Al sez… “Super! Thanks for asking!”
Dis sounds alot lieks mah trips! Onlee ai goes tu nom da turkey but spends da dai fixin mah dads puter. Him has 238 spiwairs. 3 da kin ew has tu taek off manal.
Da beeg puppilol taeks da caek tho. Wii naut haev da goggies tu worree.
Soundz verree relaxing! ; )
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Did yoo sleep awn teh couches? Did yoo doo teh cooking?
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Awl sounds nawt so bad (sorree – insert laff) but tur teh bratee neeces! Nawt si gratem akshoolee!
LOl! Ai think ai shud switch to safari! dredded raparound duz me in ebree taim! Well, an mai awn too fast typing, ov corse!
himiz waiii tew kyoot tew cauz mischief! ownlee cauzez gigglols…
adn maybe splorts – wid dose prittee bloo aies
adn widdle wite toesies
adn tigeree stripees…uh oh…
*Quickly puts a heavy-duty CHRG on uniquekitty*
*And wraps it with ducky tape*
That was close!
Here… have some hot cocoa and a blankee, just in case…
fank yew Maus! *snuggles in blankee adn sippy sippy hawt chocklit*
Yesh, yesh, yesh: muches mischieff awl oaver teh plaise,
awl causeded bye tihs wun liddol kitteh!!!!
Her bees teh “Kitteh Mischieff-Maikure iyn Cheef”;
(Ai fink mebbee her iys up foar sume kynde ov awaurd foar tihs akkomplishmint!!!)
deer sawftware support,
mai kitteh allwayz defawltz 2 “yes” at dis awpshun. hao can ai maykez it defawlt 2 “no”? fank u…
fed-up kitteh owner
Ur kitteh iz nermal, dere iz nuffin dat can be chaynjd. Awl kittehz defaul settin iz fur mischiff.
an I finkso dat teh “no mischiff” optshun jes duzznt exist fer dem! At leest mein duzznt haz it!
mein duzznt eeveer – rite naow, Unique iz putting her tois in teh wadder dish, adn Tira iz chasing teh cursor acrost teh screen, sew ai kant see it – minor mischiff, but mischiff newai!
Oh hai!!
I gotz tu start paying maor attenshun tu deh tymez. ::blushee fais:: I just posted dis on deh last pic and a noo pic popz up. oh, well. fur doze hoo duzn’t lukking at deh older picz commintz…..
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heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz. Wii now haz 310 peepz on deh map!!! Well, dey not AWL peepz, most uv dem b kittehz….adn sum b uzzer critterz…dere is even a fairy adn a manatee on deh map!! BTW, deh manatee iz spending deh winter in deh Kerry Bean. Deh norf Atlantic wuz gitting tew kold.
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
W00t!! w00t!! zippercat adn amethyst42 makez it 312 peepz!!
Thank you so much for moving me to the Carribean cweenmj. It’s so nice and warm here! *splash splash*
Ohai Hugh! Ai wish ai cud joyne yoo there in teh warm water! But yesterday, martoonie an ai were splashing away in De Nile! Purrhaps yoo cud joyne us there sumtaim?
ai cannt contwol maiself – ai still gotz bad hedake – butt nawt as bad as yestiddy – sew heer ai goes… SSSPPPLLLOOORRRTTT!!!
Oh, deer, heer cumz te CCC
*sweep up zippercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in herz hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRGwdo*
*Leed zippercat to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap her inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib her sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
::grabz teh CCC::
Sweep it up teh braynz. ::sweep sweep sweep::
Pak ‘em n teh hed. ::pak pak pak::
Bit uv flooid. ::swurt::
Tayp it up teh skul. ::tayp tayp tayp::
CHRG.
Dayr. Heer iz klaimit-upropreeyet Cheezpeep map blankit an dreenk uv choys fr teh rekuvuree.
Oh, i will halping u, zippercat!!! furst i sitz u in dis kumfy chair bai deh window so u kin lukking owt at deh traffikz insted uv deh kyooot kitteh.
Now I skuupz up awl deh braynez wif mai bare handz and tukkingz dem bak in ur hed. U don’t mind bare handz on deh branez due u?? I dint think so. I haz a spare CHRG rite heer in mai pokkit.
*pull, pull, tug, tug.*
Dere. Now u sit heer and drink ur Hawt Chokklit and nom on dis chokklit possum. u b rite az rain in no tiemez.
And now u b on deh map!!! Ur liddlol marker iz down bai a harbor so deh zippercat can nomming deh fishes deh fishermenz b gibbing her!!
ai feelz tripple beddur naow caws eberryboddee putz mai braynez bak in mai hed foor mee. mai hedake is allmos gawn too – sew maibee deh braynes were owt ov whackee n mayde mee have hedake!
tank u eberryboddee hoo haplz mee – ai wont look at cyute bebbeh kitteh foor a whyle naow.
I no kan c teh mischef. I onlee c teh bloo bloo aiiz.
aren’t tehy prittee?? ai lubs teh bloo aiiz on kittehs. mai Stormy kitteh had teh bloo aiiz – him wuz a Himalayan
Why duz bebbeh kittehs has bloo eies?
So dey can see, uv corse!
*heddesk*
*snerk*
ai don’t know, but teh Himalayans haz bloo aiiz dere hole lyfe, dey nebber chanj tew anudder color – dey are beaytimuss!
Moast mammulz haz bloo aiiz wen dey aer borned – eben african hoomanz. Teh pigment debelups in teh furst fyoo munfs affer dey aer borned.
Teh bloo aiiz iz awlsew yoosful fr hipnotaiyzin teh hoominz sew behbeh kitn kanz git awey wif moar mischefz.
Bring it awn, bebbeh kitteh!
otay, heer it comes -
bebbeh kitteh
ate yer brekfust
bounced awn yer bed
climbed yer curtains
d…
dove intew teh cleen laundree
eeted ur fuds wen u nawt luukin
fought wif ur toes unner teh cubbers
grabbed teh strings hangin awf ur cote
h….
dived intu ur linger ee drawer wif deh pointee endz owt
eskaped frum deh carry er on deh way tu deh vetz
fownd ur cheezburger adn nommed it
g…………
Gobbled awl de gushifud in 30 sekonds
Horked in ur shoo
Inocently pranced awai
Jumped awn ur hed
K…..
Kikked deh hand dat feedz it
Laffed in deh fais uv danger
Maked deh stampeeding noises in deh middlol uv deh nite
Nawkk tober deh vase adn borkt it.
O..
Opened awl de Chrismass prezzies wif hiz pointy endz
Playd wif de ribbuns
Qwietlee stalked u
Ranranran lyke a maniak
S….
skared teh goggie
tooked yer cheezburger!
untied ter shoelayces
v…
voted teh goggie off teh eyeland(oops, owt uf teh howse)
waked yew up at 3 AM fur gushifuds
xamined yer dinner, jest tew maik shure iz otay fer yew tew eat, ob korse!
yowled at teh moon awl nite
zipped between yer feets adn maik yew fawl down!
LOl! Mai kittehs can doo this hole list in about an hour!
vrooooomed frum room 2 room
wiggloled his itteh bitteh kitteh butt as thinked up new mrchiefs
xactly did what u don’t want himz 2 b done
yak yak yak meow meow meow noise made
zipped into the 4th dimenshun and now you cannot find himz
awwww, luuk at dat sweet lil faice, haow cud aneewun bee mad at dat bebeh no madder haow mush mischiff he cauz?
He gotz to be mischimuss, him has a “M” on himz fourhedd! Monogram M kitty……. WANT!!!!!!!!!!!
if’n ai tippytoez mebbe teh hoomans wont heer me >=]
shhhh….bee bery bery kwiet, wii’s hunting mischiff. : )
I think I hear Wagner…….Der Ring des Nibelungen ??????
Kitteh haz chosen… wiezly!
Yes ! do deh yes !!
Kitteh is alwready caasin mischief ! kitteh maed my head do SPLORT ! wif de cuteniss lil eyes !
**rhsb comes in from bein owtside, shiverin an wif snowflakez awn hur fur**
Brr….
I hates wintur.
*No*
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*Exe-uh-cute-able File “NoMischief” nawt fownd! Cannawt be runned!*
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(Awlso tesst tesst! Won Tew Free… Is I reelee bloo? ^-^ Ai figgured aftur awl da week ob missin, ai shud sorpryze eberywon wif mai blooness! *Big woofeh smyle*)
Erf! Forgotted the most important part! Dere we goes! Better nao?
Iz dis a kwestchun?!!!
Liddill bloo~ieed Kitteh will
awllwayz cawzz misscheff!
Dat’z iz wut Liddill
bloo~ieed Kittehz duz! Awllwayz
lookeengz 4 ansurrz
Shynee deevyssez
arz pawpyoolur wiff Liddill
Kittehz, Doan’t knoes wie?
Jack.
Naughty kitteh
Aww…but that cat is so cute when being naughty.
Does anyone know what kind of cat this is? DO WANT
Ah chooz Yes
I liek dis pictur
meh too, ah agre wit u!
de likkle kitteh get in big doo doo, yes.. this i kno! sneaky sneaky kitteh, up on top of de cuboards, you a bad likkle kitteh that- yowch! get off mah head! hee hee
I can has mischeef?