Ah can hears da oshean…

Ah can hears da oshean… …an a walrus cryin?? weird!!1
da lolrus must b at his bukkit support groop.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: fenhu
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Ah can hears da oshean… …an a walrus cryin?? weird!!1
da lolrus must b at his bukkit support groop.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: fenhu
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Dat’s becos u has teh bukkit!
Get in mah belly… bukkit
o hai upfi!1!! Conkrattershoelacingz awn youre naut sekkund!!1 hao wood you laikz de sillybrayshingz?
p.s. ai maykz La Sannyer tudai, wif spinich adn meety fud!
Oooh, lasagna, yesh pleeeeeeaaaaze!!!1! Ai has a hongree. And sum cawfee wuld be nice, mabbeh wif caramel siroop?
Ooh yea, la sannyer is teh win!
sawrry foar de Dee Lay, ai had runneded owt uv spinnich an had tu go huntingz. So hear iz biiig helpnigz awf Lah Sannyer wif cawfee (krameelz) oar tee oar naiss glass uv Chee Auntie! Bong Appteet, Ebbryone!
Fank u! *nomnomnomnom* *slurp slurp slurp*
ooh, spinich huntings, iz very danjerus!! not to get hurted by teh wild spinniches!
yays!! da fud of champeeyons!!
TEH WALRUS JUST WANTS HIS BUCKET BACK. LOL.
o waaaaaily Wally, waaaaily waaaialy Wally…
Crivens!
nac mac feegle! big jobs!!!
A worthy new chapter in the bucket saga.
ai noes! is amazingg!
Indeed!
I nebbur understud wai teh LOLrus wuz so upset abowt teh loss uv teh bukkit. Did teh bukkit has a fish insaid?
aifinks it wuz de blooness ov de bukkit.
An it prolly smelled liek de fishies…
Az Ai remember, iyt wuz loded wif fishees, Ai finksoe;
Stoopid Lolrus, wouldn´t have a chance of getting it bak
Ummmm; Ai wuud nawt kwite saiy taht: tehre iys a Bukkit Recubberee Brygaide some ware aowt tehir; adn thems nebber, ebber kwit!! Tehms alwaise onna hunt!
Use bukkit to bang on the bars.
CATTICA!
CATTICA!
CATTICA!
*heddesk*
snerk
AAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *SNORT!*
Not sew funnee! Teh meen guy hoo stoled mai car – he b in teh Attica nao. Nots a gud plays! Himz b der a lawwwnng tym!
hedsplortz frum teh LOLZ!!!
He thinks it is a pillow.
Who am I to argue?
I can hears teh blud wooshing in mah ears.
Did I menshun my immaginashun defus.. desif.. shortage?
I lubz teh thotfull luk on dis beeg-boi’s fayse….
gud mornin cheezland! congaratz awn furthest frum las, upfi!
Fank u catnipper! Gud moarning to u! Hope you had a gud weekend! Ai is bakc at wurk, and it has started to rain… pleh.
Opurayshun Reskyoo Bukkit hitz an awbstukul.
Boi; evvun teh Gyunt-Syzed Kittehs geyt pensive sumetiems;
Gess thems stil haz tehir kitteh-waiys, noes matture haow byg thems geyts!!
Now THAT is brilliant! LOL! Excellent work.
Poor lolrus.
NOOO! TEH TYGUR BE STEELIN HIZ BUKKIT!
Dis is nawt as soft as Ai expected…Gibs me a bedder pillow! nao udderwise Ai eats yu..
It be evidense! Plz to call poleece, kthx.
handsome tiger
Hollerz intu bukkit — Hellllloooooooooooooo!!!!!!1
wayt, wayt, wayt
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wayt, wayt, wayt.
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Hellllooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
*kk4 leeps into thred wif winsome grace and charm* Halloooo?
Ah, dere u b!!!
halloooooo mai qween! tew moving ober iz gud, newest lol iz all full ub commintingz!
I hatez it wen dey gitz deh over 200 commintz bork…
ohai mai cween, aifinkso teher izza HOAP onna horyzun!
ai noes u hadda PLEH an a DO NAWT WANT over teh wkend,
so ai thot ai wud try to cheer u up wiv tihs slytlee teknikal bulletin.
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noo version uv WordPress iz almoast reddee. (ai uses it foar mai knitting blog so ai iz awl hip an aware uv tehse fings, u noes.) ; )
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naow, ai iz nawt prommisin ennyfing, but frum a cupple uv fings ai haz red, it luuks to me lyke teh noo reelees cud fix teh borked commints!
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aifinkso the plugin taht the Big Burgerz iz using foar the payged commints iz wun whut haz teh known bug uv nawt wurkin wiv “whoo be talkin” and such.
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BUTT (hee hee) teh noo version of WP iz sposed to hav tihs feechure innit, aifinkso! so it shud nawt bee borked ennymoar!
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keeps teh floofy appendagez crossed, tho!
I likez gud gnuz. But i b wut b cawlld deh ’sinik’.
I bleevz it wen I seez it.
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kumz frum tu mennee urz werking fur dhe gummint.
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dey promise gud gnuz
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but u gitz rampaging wildebeestz.
Ai used to werk fur teh gummint. An ai saw menee stranj things. But ai NEBBER saw ene gnuz an wildebeestz!!
Well, it shur seemed like a zoo tu mii!!!!
wellll, ai bee preddy sinnikul too. wurked az engineer inna manufakchuring… u wonderz haow enny playnez stayz up at awl, oar haow enny compooterz duz enneyfing.
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ai jus sed teher iz HOAP ; )
YIKES! : shock :
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Ai just did a Mewsik an Theayter program! Nuthing fawling frum teh skiez!
Oh hai, catnipper, ai nawt finks dat ai tolded yu hello yet!
Ohai, I had a buzee bee, iz back naow for a liddlol
Ohai, WRr!
Hao’s teh howse construckshun goin? Iz teh hole finished? Watur problems fixded?
waddur iz fixed, haws is waiting for new guy to dig hole…udder guy gotted teh dui adn nawt can dig hole.
Well, him CUD dig hole, but nawt a straight hole! LOL
huh???
iz diz sum straynj S. D. law???
u gitz DUI no can dig hole???
hiz CDL is ’spended until he goez to court. den he goez 2 jayl. He habs 3 otter DUI. Cannot dribe teh digger to where teh hole suposed 2 be.
oh, well now dat u splayn it, it makez purrfik sens.
Otter Dui’s? Teh otters wuz drinkin tew?
Teh lushes!
I thot dey tookted away deh car, not deh shuvil…..
Probly guy nawt kin dribe company truck, so nawt kin get tu job tu dig da hole?
He wuz gonna dig wif teh backhoe. izza big hole. 30′x32′ by 5′ deep
Basemint, oar nawt?
Yesh, I kno most basements are deeper tahn 5′, but mebbe only half-burryed?
crawl spaec. builder wants it deeper tehn teh normal frosty line.
Ar basemint heer iz about 5′ deep. In sum playces. Wif teh haus bilt on tawp, wif mai 5′3″ hite an can stand up – but just barelee.
I maded it heer!
KK – I lefted u a messidg onna bottom ober tehre. Did u reed it?
I thinkz wii haz a kworum.
slap some butter on it and put it inna toaster
Jes doan burn it an smell up da howse.
Jes dont call meh a biscuit!
What’s that old saying, “Just because the cat had kittens in the oven doesn’t mean you can call them biscuits”?
I lubs me sum kittehs, but inna oven? Yick.
:snerk: And trust mii, I will not b buttering ennee buttz. LOL
**finks foar a minnit, tehn heds tew NB**
o heer…ai followz yoo nao….
Rhsb heads tu NB, den her sees stars….but nawt jupiter nd venus! *bats rhsbs tail, runs away kwiklee*
Yabbu, watch owt foar tehm cold breezez! **still shivverin**
My timbers got shivvered an it wuz NAWT in teh GUD way.
ai;m tinkin ai nawt wants tew noez whut ‘teh gud way’ iz….
Hang on…..i git u a linkee……
Ah…. heer it b.
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/11/11/funny-pictures-cheezburgers-require-assembly/#comment-494848
Ai reelee laiked this thred! An ai mist it. Befoar. LOL!! Ai wuz “napping” an mai mind iz still a bit disjoynted. . .
Ai sees yu guys!! I leept over tu tell yu dat we is heer! *pants, out ub bref*
Ai beet Dan at horrific pun, yesh, mai pants, dey out ub bref!
Mien tew, frum stretchin sew musch. *begins powtin agin*
*popz a chokklit possum in rhsbz mouf*
That shud fix deh pout.
Dere go teh pants agin.
*winks*
nrrgh……awl ob dis /NAWT/ halpin meh….
altho…ai nawt wanted tew bee halped, akschualee…..
waet…..debreefed pants, and sumptin stretched??
*ambles tew teh NB*
ahHEEEMMM,
U awrite tehre Dan?
Need sum watur foar dat coff?
oh, just fine, but….someone attempt to beat me, well there best be dinner and a movie in there first!
Okay. Wat tiem I pik u up?
Nao, who’s beetin u?
Fava beans for noms adn Hannibal teh moobie?
Want beets fur dinner? Or a fine borscht?
Beets? Yuck.
Do nawt want.
Whai U nawt liek the beets?…
The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding a rhythm to the brain
La de da de dee, la de da de da
Charleston was once the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
The miniskirt’s the current thing, uh huh
Teeny bopper is our newborn king, uh huh
**whispurrs tew KK** Aifink Dan gotted choked up finkin abowt owr pants, mebbe?
*wink wink, nudge nudge to rhsb* Ar pants, dey is full ub awsome and win!
Ur fulla sumfin awl rite! :snerk:
Full ub smarty, aifinkso!!
Calls fyrewimmens to gib Dan sum wadder fur dat coff.
U do taht an he’ll NEVER kwit coffing!
KK – Did u know taht Dan iz teh reesun I acksidentalee burned down teh NB?
Da NB burned down? Nooooouuuuuuu!!! *Hooooooowl!* …we can rebuild it… maykes it bettur… stronger… more naughty! =P
we have the technology…….(one eyebrow raised) we can rebuild it?
Ooooh, pray tell!! *pours drinks, settles intu comfy chare like barstool*
WHUT? yoo burned daown teh NB??????!
Cawlm doan chilluns, it were a whiel ago. Teh NB has been rebuilt into teh glorius lokayshun you nao see.
Yu kin tells meh later, rhsb. Mus beh gud storee. Yesh, NB is new and glorious once again!
*whew*
yoo wurried meh foar a minnut der….
*fiends comfiest, coziest plaes, and laeyz daown een eet*
Go read teh July 23rd lol. Nawt shure whitch wun it iz, but it happened dat day.
I did WHAT?
There u are! I wuz finkin u wuz pretendin tew b passed owt sumware, in preparayshun foar teh fyrewimins.
Iz ur fawlt I burnded down teh NB.
He mayde yew burn it down? ^-^ Dis has gots tew be a gewd
storee! (Or it may wynde up bein an alphabet list! =P)
Yup, him wuz teh reeson I acksidentalee burned it down.
July 23rd lol. Go read for urself.
about half-way down So der I was on man porch
Ok WP is nomming mai commintz. Layter eberyone.
Bye, WRr.
Wii will alwayz has teh NB…..
bai!!!! *wavez floofee pawz tu deh norf*
kum bak wen u kin stay longer!!!
This iz so cuirous. Wai iz ebreewun heer?
Oh hai, JCH4K, we awl heer cuz der ober 200 comments on newest one, so it borks da comments, den we haz tu moov!
Deh gnuest lol b over 200 commintz, so wii moved the party tu dis lol.
ohai again mai cween, pls to see msg up abuv frum ur moast humblee servant.
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nawt kidding, u iz hard too keep up with!
I’m evvreewair!!! I’m evvreewair!!! I’m evvreewair!!!
*sneekz up beehine cweenmj*
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*chortlez az hee runz awai veryveryfast*
*pawzez, cawls bak*: AI HAZ A NOO HOBBEE!!!
*finishiz runnning awai veryveryfast*
Spinz arownd an {{{{{{{{{woozled}}}}}}}}}}
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and now deer peepz, I goez tu bed.
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Nite nite, cweenmj, hab gud sleeptimes!! *tuks cweenmj in floofy blankit dat is pink, gibs hur hot chokklit and warm fuzzy soks to ware tu bed*
G’nite, mai cween!
*Schmoos*
Ai think maybe ai ar teh last wun heer.
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But – G’nite frum mee too! ai prollee shud go too. Ai akshulle just wanted to see waht mai gni hat luked laik! LCB gibbed it too mee an asked if ai laiked it / / /so ai had to see i!
*JCH4K, hoo haz bin sittin in a tree fork waitin fur woozled wuz at werk, to com bak, leeps dawn wif a swiftness an runs again after woozled veryveryfast*
*woozled watchez JCH4K run bai frum hiz seekrit hidey-place*
*chortlez kwyetlee*
*taykes seecrit passudge bak 2 teh depps ov teh vast “Woozled Ded Treez Refferns Liberary of Ackshul Boox adn Nawt teh Intertubez”*
*poarz brandee in prefpurr… perspurr… to getz reddee foar beddiebye.*
*JCH4K heer kwyet chortle*
*runs bak an pokez noze into WDTRLoABaNtI*
‘Nite woozled! Sleep tite. LOL!
*runs awayfast!*
Iz nawt a seecrit passudge if ovver cheezpeeps noes abaowt it…. *sigh*.
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*Wheelz a bnuch ov teh brix adn moretar fahr intoo teh passudge.*
*Brix up teh passudgez, ignoaring crie “Foar teh luv ov CC,
Meowntressoar! (jinglejingle). Mai nayme nawt Meowntressoar!*
*brickity-splop-brickity-splop-brickity-splop-brickity-splop-brickity*
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*Putz awn mynerz cap (cuvvered wif tinfoyl, ob coarse)*
*Beginz dygging a noo seecrit passudge, whitch will come aouwt… sumwehre seecrit.*
Ai see! Ai wuz just ober awn teh 11 Nov linkee! Din Fleetpaw wuz brannoo there..
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An teh funne budderbutt! LOL!
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But thiz wuz SOOOO Sir Real! Coming bak so layte – an AWL teh WBT’s ar heer. . ai wented bak an forth a coupla taims. . .thot sumthing must bee borked!!
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But this iz a reelee gud aideea! Much eezier wehn awl yoo ar doing iz playing eneway.
Wait, wut???? wii duz sumfing heer bsidez play???
Oh cweenmj! LOL! yoo reelee ar ebreewhair, ebrewhair! ai keep traing to answer sumthing, an tehn ai find yoo sumwhere else! ai ar getting dizzee!!
G’nite, WRr, ai had tu log off an on again, is frustratin.
I gots kweshtun: Izzit jes my luck, oar duz eberywun eles see fuglee shoos onna rite side of teh skreen?
Alsew, ware did Dan go? Iz himz pretendin tew be passed owt in preparayshun foar teh fyrewimmins?
*resurecting overactive rooster joke*
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*points at sky* *whispers* sshhhhh…..buzzards.
*nudges Dan* nawt tu buy da fuglee shoes as chrismas gifts dis yeer!! Ya, rhsb, ai sees dem too! *shudders an hides eyes*
KK – U nawt lyk tehm ether?
I nawt walk well in heels. Nawt berry coordinated.
Nawt want da fuglee shoes!!! I member bak in hi skool ai had blue suede platform shoes…3 inch platform, 8 inch heels!! Ai nawt noes how ai walked in dem! Ai nawt gud in heels now, ai is old hipee gurl, ai goes barefoot unless ai at wurk, den is flats, or tiny heel. Ai git tippy fally in heels!
ai seez sum….awltho ai nawt payz attenshun……
him mite be……ai wud…..
Oh noes, awl teh Cheezmens gonna pretend tew be ded nao…
**considers gettin bukkit ov wattur tew dowse tehm wif, because hur nawt see teh Awl CheezMale Revue in honner ov the No Nommin Rodints consert**
Rhsb, aifinks awl mens play ded wen we menshun shoes….
Ackshully I nawt shoe maniak lyk sum wimmins iz.
I nawt lyk shoppin awl dat musch, tew be honist.
Meh too! Mai cuzzin haz problee at leest 50-70 pairs ub shoes! Ai radder spend mai munees on sumfin else. Ai nawt get it, also, hur has bagillion purses! Ai finds purse ai like, den ai use it til it fawls apart den ai gits a new one! Ai nawt big shopper eeder.
Nope, ize nawt ded! *wag wags*
An aifink ai sawd dose shoos tew… dey is moar dan fuglee! …dey shud be burned! *ebil grin*
I uzez fiyre fawkz wif deh ad blokker…. no fuglee shuuz on mai screen… .. oh…. dottzz………….
oh luuk, a chikken!
ai’z nawt pertendin tew beez ded…ai’z bin poastin….awltho nobuddy iz respawndin…….
ai has a sad nao….
*rufflez DKz hair on her way owt.*
Nite, kiddo.
Nite DK! Tayke care! ^-^
niteynite…tinytendrils fire Missel Toes at teh cween
hheehee-runs off gigloling to sleepytime…
kk4 tries tu tuck sweetpea intu bed wif floofy blankee, so many tendrils, *tendrils, beh still, is sleepytime nao* *tuck tuck tuck, scoopy tendrils off da floor, tuck tuck tuck* *sigh* Nitey nite, sweatpea!
mmmmfanxcan i has an otter storieszzZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
*settles down wif book, scoopy tendrils off floor again, scoop, tuck tuck tuck, scoop, tuck tuck tuck* *opens buk, finds otter story*
Der once wuz an otter from France
Who sed wen dey ask him tu danc
I am, i’m afraid
Tu dans wif dis maid
Dat maybe ai loses my….*oh, sorry, Sweatpea is asleep, nawt kin finish story*
Hey kk4 – gud job!
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Tuckin tendrils tends to tire teh tucker.
Agreed! It can be tyring, but is gewd ting tew tuck da tyred tendrils tight tew try tew keep da tyred tendrils tucked!
Lolz!
Nitey-nite, cheezfrends!
*vishunz 0 shugar plums danz in teh head 0 plum tucker’d out
tendrils 0 doom*
LOL! Din Fleetpaw – hoo AR yoo??? Yoo fitz rite in heer az tho yoo had bin heer furebber!! Haz yoo bin lurking fur a lawng taim?
Nitey nit up there, DK!!
Hehe ai has nawt been lurkin tew lawng befores ai joyned. ^-^ Onlee a itteh bitteh bit. Eberee now an again wen ai wud luk at a lol, ai wud lewk at da commints, an fink, “wow! Dat duz lewk lyke fun” but ai was awlsew a fraide-cat wuff an din get the courage tew say nuffin. =P
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But den ai tried an eberywon was sew nyce! An ai hads tew joyne up! But jes got bloo erleer tewdai sew ai is still lernin abowt dat!
Ai think we awl did that! Nawt hav teh curaj. An AI luked at teh pichoors fur neerlee six munths befoar ai found out hao to see teh commints!
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Ai saw where it sayed – 40 commints – an ai thot, “but – where ar they?” It nebber occured to mee just to klik awn taht spot!
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An tehn ai lurked fur a wile – thinking – these peepl ar AWSuM!! An so funnee!! An fianalle ai dipt mai toe in – an awlso got a warm welcome!
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An it haz bin SOOOO much fun! Tho wun can becom verree fond ov teh peepl heer, an then it iz sad wehn they go away.
Is jest won ob does tings, yew has tew jump rite in tew get goin!
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I nose, it can be sad wen gewd friends leeb. Ob coarse is hard tew hop awn awl da tyme, but wen sumwon leebs fur a lawng wyle, it can be pretteh saddening. Ai nose ai will tri tew stai as lawng as possiblol, if nawt for ebbur! ^-^
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An wif dat, ai has tew goes tew bed. Dun wanna *hed-desk* in class tomorrow. Professzorz dun lyke dat tew much. =P Tayke care JCH4K! Hab a gewd nyte!
{{JKH4K an awl da peeps still awake!}}
g’nite Din Fleetpaw. Yur rite – teh Purrrrfesszorz dunt laik it at
AWL!! *smyol*
*dukz*
Nyaaah, Nyaah, ya mist mii!
/runzawayveryfast-krawlzintubed-snugglezup3hubee
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LOl!! yoo ar still ebreewair! Ai’ll say “g’nite” frum heer, too!
Okay folks, before I turn in2 a punkin oar sumfin, I gots to head tew bed.
Plz tew nawt be burnin ennyfing down tonite, ‘k?
See y’all latur!
**trudges upstayrs**
{{{{{rhsb}}}}} G’nite. Schmoooz.
Nyte nyte rhsb! Sleep well!
G’nite, {{rhsb}} sweet dreems dat nawt hab da fuglee shoes in dem! *tuks rhsb in floofy blankit, hands her hot chokklit and floofy warm soks to ware*
testing noo hollyday abatar?
wuns moar?
OK thurd tyme iz a charm?
ai qwitz. inna wurdz uv scarlett ohara, tomorrow iz anuvver dae.
If is annee consololayshun, ai can nawt gets mai abbatar tew werk at awl, tess. ^-^ Yew still has yours at least, eben if it nawt be da won fur da hololodays!
ohai DF! if u needz sum halps, ai can try to halps u!
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u haz mayde an account at wordpress.com?
u haz clikked onna “ur dashbord”?
u haz clikked onna “profyle” over onna rite syde uv teh dashbord?
u has browsed ur computer foar a pikshur?
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if u haz dona alla taht an it duz nawt uplode, u may need to try to change the type uv fyle ur pickshur iz. allowable fyle types r .jpg, .jpeg, .png, .gif
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if ur pickshur fyle hazza extenshun in ALL CAPS, lyke .JPG, it mite nawt wurk either. try too renayme ur fyle.
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duz enny uv taht halpz? ai hopez so!
oh, luuk! tehre it iz, altho it duz nawt luuk as gud az ai hoped. iz chococat wiv bunches uv hollee around him. needz wurk.
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bak to teh drawing bord. literallee!
tessm – did yoo taek it away? ai dint eben see it.
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Ai can’t doo it at awl. Ai asked LCB to gib mee this nice hat! An she – moast obviouslee – did it!
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*sigh* ai wish ai had sum pewter skillz. Ai ar just to chikken to poke at things wehn a dont know waht will happen. Ebreewun says – oh, jusst trai it – yoo cant hurt enething. But yoo CAN! ai bleeved taht wunz – an loast AWL mai bukmarks! Tehy just rolled up to teh tawp ov teh screen an disappeered – furebber.
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Awl mai pewterfrenz sayed – “hao odd!” But no wun gnu hao it happened – oar hao to fix it.
oooh Janet, nys hat on teh wee kitteh! bedder’n wut mai goggie haz got.
gwayt, mai goggie piktyer nawt shoween. *sigh* trai agenn…
ai wen 2 ur profyle 2 see ur goggie pixure, he luks bery hansum in hiz hat!
Ohai momosix!! O yay! Ai see yoo traied – and it werked!! ; )
An yur goggie piktyer iz shoween just fine!
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Glad you laik mai hat! Ai just luvs it. But waht ai sayed wuz troo – ai dint to itmaiself! Ai asked mai deer frend lolcatburglar to do it – an she did it fur mee!!
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ai ar a compleet pewterdunce!! but ai ar nawt afrayd to ask fur halp!!
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an yes – LOL! Ai am up in teh middlol ov teh nite!! But ai go to bed nao!
Wai tank yew, Tessm! Ai will tri dat owt sewn! Ai has da fyle in a .jpg, but ai switched it tew a .png won. Sew, here’s tew gewd luck dat it will werk! ^-^
Erf… les tri da .gif fyle ai mayde tew… ^-^
Hmm… ai dunnose…
Lemme see if ai has da steps rite
/lolspeak
Click on “My Profile” to go to my dashboard.
Click on “Edit Picture,” the button over my wolfy-pic.
Browse to find my pic, and click upload.
/lolspeak
Is dat how tew dew it? Oar is ai missin sumfin?
Ugh u should redo this, the 1 screws the whole thing up!!!