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HA! We no go to vet nao!

u shud awlso slash da tiers jus in case.

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  1. annipuss says:

    Ai haz fixt teh brakez

    • catslave says:

      Morgning Annipuss

      Haow are t8ings in TTI to day?

    • catslave says:

      and concatuululations on your Nawt Sekond

    • Maryland_Belle says:

      An’ bai fixt, Ai meens chewed thru.

    • Good hevins! There’s no wun heer! An ai ar invisblol! It’s bin two dayz since ai hav appered awn “Who be Talkin.’” Akshullee, it’s kind ov skeeree!
      .
      Biut nebbertehless – a MOAST hartee WELL DUN to yoo up there in teh Top Spot annipuss! An, since it iz so cold, mai ai offerr yoo sum hawt cocoa? An sum nice fresh muffins, hawt frum teh oven???
      .
      *puts prittee tablol cloth awn side tablol. Puts out cups an playtes an spoons an forks*
      .
      So! Nao ebreewun hoo iz chilly can warm up, too! Just halp yurselvres ar yoo drop bai! ;) Ai’ll be over tehre in the corner awl snuggled up reeding mai book if yoo need sumthing.

      • the wun wif the smilee fayce may sho up wun ov these daiz, but in teh meenwhile, ai’m reguuing it!

        Good hevins! There’s no wun heer! An ai ar invisblol! It’s bin two dayz since ai hav appered awn “Who be Talkin.’” Akshullee, it’s kind ov skeeree!
        .
        Biut nebbertehless – a MOAST hartee WELL DUN to yoo up there in teh Top Spot annipuss! An, since it iz so cold, mai ai offerr yoo sum hawt cocoa? An sum nice fresh muffins, hawt frum teh oven???
        .
        *puts prittee tablol cloth awn side tablol. Puts out cups an playtes an spoons an forks. Puts pot ov hawt cocoa i awn teh warmer, an teh playte of muffins an bowl ov marsheemellos awn teh tablol*
        .
        So! Nao ebreewun hoo iz chilly can warm up, too! Just halp yurselvres ar yoo drop bai! Ai’ll be over tehre in the corner awl snuggled up reeding mai book if yoo need sumthing.

    • jmuhj says:

      And teh moeturr, tu.

  2. Not to worree. I is a lie-sensed mehkannick. Ficks yoo car reel gud.

  3. catslave says:

    Dndid know dey waz borked

  4. soprano_smurf says:

    o hai annipuss, happi furthest-frum-last advent sundae! ADN concatumalashunz awn yore nawt-sekkund-LOL *still snigglolling* haow wood yu caer tu sillybrate tudai?

  5. Sam says:

    I didn’t know cats could get qualifications to do that!
    First thing tomorrow, I’m sending my cats to Kitteh College!
    :D

  6. sanafabich says:

    ahahaha priceless

    • Hai there! Ai wuz wundering when yoo wud be coming bak! Hope it izn’t az chilly iin Chile az it is heer! An PLEEZ furgive that! ai’ll bet yoo heer that awl the time! ;)

    • cweenmj says:

      oh Hai sanafabich!!
      I hazn’t seeinged u in agiz!!! Hope awl iz well wif u!
      *waves floofy pawz tu deh souf*

      • O hai cweenmj an Tribble! Ai’m so glad to see yoo!!! There hazn’t bin enebuddee heer fur neerlee 20 minits oar moar! Iz taht stranj, or what???

        • audra27 says:

          iz still erlee on sundai heer. I just getted up maiself.

          • Hai audra27! an itz urlee HEER – but awl ov YURP an TTI an . . .peepl further Eest – shud bee up LOWNG ago! Maybe out rakin leeves? That’s waht ai haz to do today! Sno iz predikted!

            • martoonie says:

              Ai’z heer now – mornin / afternoon (plz deleet as nawt appropreeyut) cheezy wuns! Heer in TTI we is enjoyin teh gloreyuss sunshine an has awl been at teh beach, laffin an frollikin in teh lubbly warm crystal cleer waters ob teh Inglish Channel.
              .
              .
              Ok so dat is not SACKLY troo, ai is sittin in mai kitchen in beeg thik woolly sox (and uther stuff!) tryin to do mai Chrissmuss shoppin on teh innerwebs, listenin to teh torrenshul rain pourin down an occayshunully movin teh bukkit (nawt dat bukkit) dat’s catchin teh leeks from teh cormserbatory roof. Pleh-ness, we has it.

              • cweenmj says:

                Oh hai martoonie!! I will sending u sum uv mai sunshine!! I haz plenty. it wuz deh gray pleh yesterday, but dis morning deh sun b rizing and shining so prittily on deh Laguna Madre. Wif liddlol wite poofee kloudz awl lit up and glowing rownd deh edgez.

                • martoonie says:

                  Ohai ur cween-ness! Sunshine wud be very welcome – ai has almost forgotten wut it luks liek!

                  • tidmum says:

                    Iz der such a fing or am at a Urban Myff?
                    Doant recall seeing such a fing in TTI tihs yeer.

                    • annipuss says:

                      Ai fink it’s dat brite lite in teh skie dat sumtiems cumz awn fur a fyoo sekundz den we goez bakk to teh rane an fog an cowld!

                      • tidmum says:

                        Ohhh!! I see. Fanx Annipuss. You hab solbed teh misteree.

                        • cweenmj says:

                          NO!! iz not a miff!! Deh RYT iz reel!!!
                          .
                          .
                          It b dat Rownd Yello Thing in deh sky.

                        • annipuss says:

                          Waal, Ai aer owlder dan u, an Ai kan juss abowt `member it!

                        • Well, heer in sunnee Misheegun, teh skaiez ar awl gray, teh cars ar still driving bai wif there lites awn, an sno iz fawling. Maybee we will stay in today!

                        • blonde in bloo says:

                          Yu in TTI might relate to teh first miinit ov this Bill Cosby routine frum teh 1960’s.
                          Add in yur own w w w , nd I keep paws crossed that tis meesij posts.

                          youtube.com/watch?v=m7qDNEhSlcM

                        • martoonie says:

                          “sitting on the beach getting a rain tan” – yesh, ai resemble dat remark!

                        • martoonie says:

                          Ackshully reminds me – ai has a photo of me an mai sister an mai german penfriend taken awn teh beech wun summer – we are awl warin plastic raincoats, it is rainin an teh wind is blowin owr hair horizontally, an mai sister an ai has big cheezy “we’re awn our holidays” grins, an mai penfrend has a “WTF is going on here and why aren’t we indoors?” look awn her face. Aah – memrees!

                        • tidmum says:

                          Yup. I has a photy like dat too. Me an mah fren wuz in Tunisia
                          sittin awn teh poolside lowngers fully dressed an wrapped in our towels. It rained an wuz coald in Norf Africa for a week!! Who knew? Not us. We had no warm clobes O.o

              • tidmum says:

                I has dun neerly awl mah shoppin.
                Juss got a mowntain ob wrappin to do now an write teh xmas cards..
                Ermmm… Anywun seen Hazel? Ifinkso she wuz tehre wen I wrapped a few fings eerlier. Now I ccan’t find her..*wanders round howse callin “Heer Tiddy puss, Hazelmazel? Mowsey mowse..Where are yoo”…*

                • cweenmj says:

                  *frum inside a box: meow???

                  • LOL! Hazn’t happened heer yet, but it cud! Oh tidmum – yoo haz yur shopping DUN??? Au hazn’t eben maed mai ♫ LISZT ♪ yet!! *DismayFayce*

                    • martoonie says:

                      Ohai, Janet, plz to join me in de nile. Chrismuss is AGES away yet – munfs an munfs an munfs so is perfickly okay dat we has nawt dun enny shoppin.

                      • *KERSPLASH!!*
                        *swims ober to martoonie*
                        hmmmm – this wadder iz nice an warm, izn’t? An heer we ar, wiffaut a care in teh whirrled.
                        Tra la la la laaaaaa!♫

                      • cweenmj says:

                        mrnfpt. unnnprnnt.
                        *opunz pakkij
                        *takez owt large pile uv bloo plastic.
                        *getz owt bisikklol pump
                        *inflates bloo raft
                        *Pushes raft intu de nile
                        Dere ya go galz…. in case u git tired uv swimmingz, u kin kliming ontu deh raft and floatingz fur a wyle.
                        .
                        :::beeeg smilol:::::::

                        • martoonie says:

                          OOO fank u cweenmj. An lookie! Dere are liddle cup holders in teh side ob teh raft to hold our nicelee chilled beverijjes!

                  • tidmum says:

                    EEEEP!!! So menny boxses!! So menny Bags.Iz a mowntain I tells yoo!!
                    Hazel ar trapped O.o
                    ..*sets to shakkin an jigglin boxes..nope.not dis wun…rattle rattle..
                    nor dat wun..this wun maybee? …
                    Oh der yoo am Hazelmouse!! I hopes you nawt lefted floof all ober Anty Maudes gnoo woollee ‘at!!!
                    Whuts dat yoo sayin? ..Hungry? Been trapped for HOWERS?!..Cruel I am?..
                    Ooooh.Why ai orta…Pick yoo up an gib yoo a big snorgul Heeheee.I noes. You was onlee Halpin Mummeh.

        • cweenmj says:

          Gud moarning Janet!! must b a lazy sunday.

          • An yoo ar up reelee urlee! Akshullee, ai think ai’ll taek sum ov taht hawt cocoa an mai buk an go bak to bed fur a wile! ;)

          • cweenmj says:

            BTW Janet, if u putz a smilee fais in ur commint, it won’t showing up agez. U kin seeing it , but wii kant. If u lukz in deh hooz tawking list and duzn’t seeing ur name, den wii kant seeing deh commint. So I haz started saying
            ::smilee fais:: adn stuff like dat.
            I hatez Wierd Pretzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            • But. . .yoo meen. . .eben tho AI can see mai commint, no wun else heer can?

                • cweenmj says:

                  And if u putz a linkee in, wif deh 3 wz, it duz deh same thing.

                  • Tru! But ai awlwaiz taek out teh 3wz. But – hao can it bee that it shows up awn mai computer?? An it iz THERE! Ai can eben klik awn mai nayme an it taeks me to mai profyle!
                    .
                    Ai’m train want leeza sayed – klikking awn “who be tawking” to see if it brings me to a purrson. An ai HAV bin notissing taht offen, wehn ai klik awn a “wbt” nayme, it udzznt’ taek me enewaher.
                    .
                    Ai wunder wai it is doing it! An ai hoep it stops! Becuz ai think teh paiges luk so festive wif awl teh brite an happee fayces!

                    • leeza-b says:

                      This iz not teh same as teh old link delay.. itz a hole new aminol.
                      I has found out a lot just by trial and errur. Teh only thing I know for sure is, if ur name does NOT show in teh WBT, it didn’t go thru!

                      • cweenmj says:

                        If dey keep mukking rownd wif deh software, dey r going tu bork it kumpleetlee and den wut will wii due???

                        • tidmum says:

                          OMCC!!! Teh thot ob life wivout ICHC is dreadfull!! Trulee unfinkable>>
                          *sobs at teh thot ob no Cheezfrenz an Playtymes*

                        • Me too! That’s JUST hao ai feel! Teh verree thot gibs mee a hyuj giant sad!!!

                        • tessm says:

                          FYI. foar ennywun whoo iz innerested inna technikalitees —
                          aifinkso iz two differunt isshoos.
                          Smiley faces come from WordPress and the delay on those is ??? but I think they do show up eventually. Kinda like the delay on new avatars.
                          .
                          Links are delayed because the BB’s have set it up that way, so that any comment with a link has to be approved before it shows up. Kinda like the way a brand-new poster doesn’t show up right away. Someone at HQ has to check it and make sure it isn’t spam. Sometimes they get approved, sometimes not.
                          .
                          I wondered if they had trouble getting coverage for the long weekend or something? Or maybe whoever is doing the job is just not checking as often? If it is a new person, they may simply not be letting any links through.
                          .
                          But why you can see ur own commints, well, that IZ a mysteree.

              • Oh deer! Ai doo that awl teh taim. Ai’ve sorta bin wundering wai no wun wuz speeking to me. Ai think ai feel a liddle bedder nao! *smyolz*

                • cweenmj says:

                  I saw u yesterday, but bai deh tyme ur commintz showed up, u wuz long gone!!!

                • leeza-b says:

                  oh noes! I lefted u a msg teh other day abowt that Miz Janet! Sowry u did not see.
                  For me, teh way I can tell is, when I post teh commint and see myself in hoo be talking, I know it went thru. If I don’t see myself, it didn’t. Teh smiley faces do go thru sometimes, but it seems WP takes about 30 minnits to chew on tehm a bit before it spits tehm owt.

      • sanafabich says:

        hai cweenmj. I visit ICHC every day, I just comment on those pictures that crack a LOL (literally) out of me.

  7. Charly says:

    Superkitteh saves the day, when the jack breaks

  8. Tribble says:

    Corse kitteh not gettin n e gushi fud edder!

  9. cweenmj says:

    Oh hai!!
    heer b deh Cheezpeepz map gnuz. Wii now haz 309 peepz on deh map!!! Well, dey not AWL peepz, most uv dem b kittehz….adn sum b uzzer critterz…dere is even a fairy adn a manatee on deh map!! BTW, deh manatee iz spending deh winter in deh Kerry Bean. Deh norf Atlantic wuz gitting tew kold.
    .
    On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
    .
    Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
    .
    Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
    .
    To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
    .
    Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
    .
    Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.

  10. audra27 says:

    do u tink kitteh aksed for direcshuns beefor he startid da werk?

  11. rodney dill says:

    Jack not name, jack is job.

  12. emily says:

    my dad could fix it right up and we could leave!

  13. D.R. says:

    This’ll cost u a hunnert twunny cheezburgers

  14. Misture, Noes wundur yuu haz caur praublims: yuu haz a kitteh foar a mekanick;

    (BTW: kitteh finks hims gunna geyt aowta goeiyng tuu teh vet:
    Hee, hee; iys Sundaiy, adn Vet bees kloased;)

    Jes puttez alla stuf bakk, kitteh, adn weez gunna goes tuu teh Vet awn Mundane maurning; foar shure!!!!

  15. failbomber says:

    … How did he use the giant hammer?…

  16. Spkypwnsuall says:

    i tink that be basment kitteh, not speshal kitteh

  17. Ryan Thompson says:

    Photoshopped. The tools were added into the picture later. And yes, this DOES matter. Its CHEATING. It defeats the purpose of the site.


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