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No Fraid, Li’l Soft-soft.

ur dukkies r soft, mah dukkies jus glowz.

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  1. annipuss says:

    Doan’t be frite, Ai woan’t eet u… yet

  2. cweenmj says:

    mmmmmmmmm, fuzzy on deh owtside, krunchee on deh inside!!!

  3. Moppel says:

    Wuzz dat? Livin nuggetz?

  4. martoonie says:

    Lordy lordy, ai finsko dere’s gonna be a splortin!!!
    *pulls awn wellyboots an plastic mac to protect from flyin braincells*
    *pulls on chrg (wdoi) an wraps titelee wiv ducky tape*
    *adds a flowree bathin cap for gud meshur*
    *starts finkin abowt tacks returns*

  5. catnipper says:

    kitteh PET teh birdie!

  6. catslave says:

    AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

  7. kittyboocat says:

    cairful there, catslave! yew be on teh brink ub sploortage!
    teh ducky iz teh softee kyootniz, an teh kitteh- dat face iz nawt sure ifin iz fur tew playz or teh noms, aifinkso!

  8. Tayth says:

    teh duckeh wiv plum saus iz naice. but cheezburger iz naicer

  9. becaburger says:

    ohai u b mai fren. ai takey yew tew WTFBBQ!!!!

  10. BusinessCatSuit says:

    Nekst baf tiem yu goes in mai plais.

  11. Mama Cat says:

    Oh, oh, I had a baby duckie when I was younger, and look at the kitty, oh my. oh dear. oh SPLORT
    crap

    • cweenmj says:

      ooooo. Mama Cat u haz braynez awl ober deh plais!! Hang on, I g git deh CCC. brb.

    • zippercat says:

      dis iz mai furst tiime too tri too cleen uwp deh splortz…

      (sew, ai hadz to coppee sum of dis to hellp mee)

      Hhheer cumz te CCC
      *sweepy, sweepy up mama catโ€™s braynes an rinse dem wiv strawbewwy flayvured spring water*
      *putz dem bakk in herz hedd – berry gentlee*
      *putz on 50s bavig cap and fassin wiv dukky taep (wiv snoawflaykes awn it fur deh prettyness)*
      *putz awn a nyoo CHRGwdo – mayke shur tite enuff*
      *wrap her inna floofy blankie nd gibz her sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*

      naow, u haz too rest an nawt luk at cyute pickshur till u feeel beddur!

      • Zippercat!! That wuz PRRRRfekt! Reelee gud job!
        .
        Teh strawberree flavoured spring wader iz a REELEE nice tuch!! *smyol*

        • jamamakitty says:

          oh j-pak, herz did rilly rilly good…….an teh best part ob awl is dat her puts on teh bavin cap before teh duckie tape…… ai haz had teh fun finkin ob teh peeps who gets teh duckie tape nawt second an haz tew remube it sumhao!!

          • *shock* owie owie owie owie.
            .
            an luk! Noo hare doo! Oar wait! *sniff* NO hare!
            .

            But she AWLSO put awn teh 50s bathing cap furst! AN TEHN teh CHRG (wdoi), becuz if yoo put it awn teh odder way, yoo just haz an RG awn yur hed! ;smyol:

  12. moe says:

    awwwwwwwwww, ai rilly rilly needed dat. iz gonna bukmark dis wun an luk at it awl wiik.
    .
    BTW niec nawt-furst, annipuss, an ai lubz yur festib hat! :)

    • O moe! Just LUKKIT yur taim! Way moar than an hour ago!
      .
      Purrhaps yoo don’t know – ai just found out today – taht if yoo use the smilee fayces, WP eets yur com mints an sumtaims duznnt spit tehm bak fru HOURS – sumtaim never! So we ar awl avaoiding them.
      .
      Ai – ai thot peepl were nawt speeking to mee – but waht wuz reelee happening wuz taht they cudn’t see mee – eben tho ai cud.
      .
      So if yur nayme dux NAWT apper awn “Who be tawking” – YOO can prollee see yur comment, but NO WUN ELSE CANT!!! Horribul, but TROO!!

      • martoonie says:

        Oh Janet, u has just appeered back awn teh last fred, wiv commints dat u lefted ages ago! Dey has been in a wermhole, oar possibly wun ob dose fingies in teh space time continyooooum. Either that, or u has perfeckted teh art of time travel, and in taht case please can ai go back to July an do mai chrissmuss shoppin before teh rush.

      • moe says:

        dern stoopy WP! 10q fur tellin me bowt teh smyliez, JCH4K – ai didnut knowz bowt diz new-an-improovd prollem.
        .
        he he, ai finkso iffn wierdpress startz behayvin properleh sum dai, wut we awl iz gonna haz tu tawk abowt? jus kiddin! we rilly haz noe shortij ub tawpiks:
        .
        armadillerz
        beech vollibawl
        cween alizbit
        d…

    • booklion says:

      Nice to see you, Moe. I hopes fings are calming in Mumbai.

      • moe says:

        Well, not really calming down. The violence has ended, of course. But many Indians are angry, who are sickened by the opportunist politicking, and questioning the absence of a coherent national anti-terror strategy. If I’m not mistaken, this was India’s seventh major attack this year, and Mumbai’s umpteenth terror attack since 1993.
        .
        I hope that Indians’ anger won’t turn into hatred against any religious group or any country — that will just make us part of the problem. Instead, I hope, we’ll use our collective anger to make our own government accountable, security systems more effective, and to push for international cooperation to fight terror more sensibly than we have all been doing.
        .
        In 1930, 60-year-old Mahatma Gandhi and his followers walked 140 miles to the sea to “illegally” make salt — an act of civil disobedience to defy the British imperial tax on salt. On that day, Gandhi wrote, “I want world sympathy in this battle of Right against Might.” Just four hours before the attacks began on Wednesday night, I was at Gandhi’s home in Mumbai (now a museum), where I saw these words. Who could have imagined how relevant they would be in quite a different context 78 years later!

        • booklion says:

          Oh, Moe, I think Gandhi’s words will always be relevant. He showed the way to create change peacefully…the rest of the world still needs to cultivate his goodness and follow his example.
          {{{{{moe}}}}}
          {{{{{Mumbai}}}}
          {{{{{India}}}}}}
          {{{{{world}}}}}

        • big-gladys says:

          I don’t have any words to express the feelings I have for the horrible events in Mumbai. Just know, Moe, and everyone affected by this recent tragedy that you are held deeply in my thoughts. I pray for world peace and send my sympathy (and strength) in the battle of Right against Might.

        • skwirrlgrrl says:

          {{{{moe}}}}
          So many things of beauty are destroyed indirectly by the careless apathy of others. I hope we can avoid being part of that.

        • jk2kitteh says:

          Moe, you’ve been in my thoughts for days… even tho we’ve never met IRL! I too hope that your government behaves better than the one here in the US – but now we have hope that the rest of the world may not … dislike … us as much as they have for the past 8 years.
          {{{{moe}}}}
          {{{{cheezpeeps}}}}

  13. Mama Cat says:

    Mama Cat, feebly feelen rond fur slippy bwains.
    Iz otay, i kin duz it. wat iz on dis floor? nassy stuff, itinkso.
    lets c, bwains go ware agaaaan?

    • cweenmj says:

      I hepz u now.
      *wheelz in deh CCC.
      mai gudnezz u gotz braynez ebreeware!!
      Sweepee, sweepee, wipee off deh monitor and deh keebord.
      tuk, tuk, tuk. Awl deh braynez in deh hed now i pullz on deh CHRG wif pritty dukkeez on it.
      Ok. Sit up keerfully now.
      Now I hepz u tu deh Splort Rekuvvree Ward and tuking u up inna nice floofee blankee. And heerz a nice cuppa hot chokklit wif whippee creem and a chokklit possum. Now u just sitting and look owt at deh pritty medow wif flowerz and birdeez. U b ok in no time. ::smilee fais::

      • Mama Cat says:

        fank u cweenmj, i haz liddl duckie wen i waz liddl girl, an dis duckie wif teh kitteh bringed bak teh mem reez.
        holds tite tite to CHRG and sippys hot chokklit and nibbles on chokklit possum.
        Dis iz teh gud fud. U iz teh bestest.

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Awd Liddill Kitteh
    habz funnee luukeeng pawz andz
    standz upryte awn dem!

    Awd Liddill Kitteh
    habz no teef andz a lawng hawrd
    mowff. How duz himz eet?

    Awd Liddill Kitteh
    habz sawfft fuzzee fur. Gonna
    naymz him ‘Fuzzee Lump’!

    Fuzzee Lump duz nawt
    moob verree fast. Himz woodz ifz
    himz habdz awll 4 legz! :-)

    Jack.

  15. Mama Cat says:

    oh, fur i furgetz, i coems in here tu tell u awl bout teh kittehs dis mornin. Dis is ony sekand tiems dey c teh snow, an dey b sew funnee. Dey pick up nawt sekond foot and shakey shakey, den dey pick up sekond foot and dey shakey shakey, and den teh tird, and den teh furth. Dey b berry funnee kittehs dis mornen, dey no liek teh snow. Dey lookz up and teh snow fallz on der nozez, and dey sneezy it off. I haz gud tiems playen wif kittehs dis mornen, husband not happee bwekfast laet, but tell him tu bad, play wif kittehs moer portant dan hiz brekky. he lukked owt an he laffed at kittehs tu, sew we haz gud start to deh day!

  16. bluesfan473 says:

    awwwww…sweetest frends EBER! โ™ฅ โ™ฅ โ™ฅ โ™ฅ

  17. Icanhasnocheezburgers=[ says:

    whares teh nuggits at ezactly?

  18. Exlr8n says:

    Hai eberbuddy… Ai not come bai offen. A LOOONG tym ago we talked about my neeese “Paige” an waz her birfdai and her hospital for teh lookeemya. Good nooz… She R aout of hopsital and her had teh 2nd bone marrow tranzplnt. It wrkded and she R “fully engraphed” and almos has aout all her toobz and fings. Fangs for alla thots so long ago. She R a blessing and also haz teh immune system so dey cood go pick up der goggie agin as she kan be neer teh furbabies nao.
    kthksbai

    • big-gladys says:

      iz gud newz 2 here exlr8n. ai haz a beeg happee fur u adn ur neese. she canz healz faster nao dat she can bee arund teh goggie adn teh furbabiez. tehy awl haev teh grate power 2 heal. {{{paige}}} adn {{{exlr8n}}}

      hoorai 4 paige!!!1!

    • OH Exlr8n! Thanks so much fur telling us this. SUCH GUD NOOZ!!
      .
      An AI dooo remembur yur niece Paige! SO GLAD to heer she iz reelee an troolee awn teh mend! Ai can’t leeva a smailee face nao – but heer iz a *beek happee smyol* !!

      • An doo com bai moar offen if yoo can!! Awlwaiz nice to see awlf frenz!!

        • Exlr8n says:

          Ai no. i fot you gyze might fink ai waz a fayk or sumpin jus droppin in 4 month of Mai for neese birfdai party abd cancer kickin happenes. Ai r bad corspondence…
          Mebee I tayk too menee kitteh napz. *snicker*

          • Thats’ teh good nooz! I member Paige and how she was kicking cancer’s butt.

            My kitteh, Esme, has been on chemo since about last spring and every time she goes in for another round i tell her she is bunneh-kickin’ cancer’s butt.

            • Exlr8n says:

              bunneh kixs r SO hard, speshally using back leggys. Tell Esme also uze teh kangroo kix for cancer’s butt.
              Paige is one, two, free years old and waz teh born wif then cancer. Her haz hat sez “cancer fears me” wen i sez “paige, what duz ur hat sai” she sez “I kicked cancers butt!” So teh cyooot.
              Luk, luv and heeling to your Esme.

          • booklion says:

            Oh, good news! I wuz finking about Paige and wundering how she wuz doing just a few daze ago, but I didn’t remember yur nayme. Sooo glad she iz doing well and iz gud at kikking canser’s butt. hooray! Fank yu for telling us.

    • cweenmj says:

      Yay!!! fur Paige!! I remmember u telling us bowt her. She b verry brave and awsum tu kik canserz butt!!! {{{Paige}}} {{{Exle8n}}}

    • martoonie says:

      Oh Exlr8n, ai remembers u an Paige! Ai wuz SJ back den, but ai was cursed by teh pleh-y abatar ob poopyness an had to go into teh witless proteckshun program an changed mai identitee. An nao ai is Martoonie. But I’m still SJ underneef! So glad to heer Paige is doin well, an fank u for comin back an tellin us! Ai finkso we is awl happy to be able to help in any liddle way wehn peeps needs it an if dey stay we has a happy, but if dey needs to go away an deal wif reel life an stuff dat’s perfickly ok. Glad to hab u back!

      • Exlr8n says:

        O – squooshy feelers and littl teerz ob joi!
        Fanks guyz for welcom bak so nyse!
        Ebil corpoerat america blox me frum heer due to “chat.” Oddly not teh blox frum ihazhotdog at teh werx. Stoopy IT peeppole. (Sry to all IT peeppole heerz…. just wana seez my lolcatz at the werkz; maik dayz go fasser.)

        • martoonie says:

          Ai has teh same problm, Exlr8n. Ai cannawt play durin teh week, just at weekends. Is bery annoyin wehn teh werk gets in teh way ob ur soshull life!

        • Exlr8n, Ai rember Paige; at teh tiem Ai fot “wut a braive liddol girlie her iys”;
          adn Paige stil iys; suches a grate liddol survivvor;
          Ai wil praiy tuu CC taht her wil kuntinue tuu iympruuve adn staiy wel!!!!
          โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ
          {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Paige }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

          Luuve, Ckk

  19. Vicky Vixen Foxz says:

    awwwwwwwwww thats cute

  20. ehobbit says:

    This is one of the cutest, best, most adorable LOLcats I have ever seen. My heart melts every time I look at this picture.

  21. nismo says:

    If I ever get another pet, I’m gonna call it “Lil’ Soft-Soft”. Such an awesome name.

  22. D.R. says:

    Duble kewt

    Splort splort! :)

  23. jmuhj says:

    Soft-soft purrtekshun rakit. Ai iz it.

  24. SA says:

    Lolcats were better before they turned into baby talk.

  25. newestminster says:

    Can anyone spell properly on this website?

  26. JeepAmerica says:

    You sirz not really not good at our speechz, maybe you needs a clazz in lolcatz speakz

  27. JeepAmerica says:

    Oh and to show you that its all for fun, I’ll speak in English.

    WHO CARES ABOUT HOW OTHERS TYPE! ITS NOT A FREAKIN’ GRAMMAR SITE!!

  28. Nedz says:

    Yas, iz can spells jus fein, wy youz asks?

  29. Kitteh adn liddol lellow peep-peep bees BFF; thems ar iynsehparabul!!
    Az tehy geyts owlder, kitteh mite triey tuu kwakk, adn duckee mite ahttempt tuu kroak aowt a mrrrrooooaaaooowww oar 2;

    Teh Aminol Ohdd-Kuppel; thems ar iyt……..!

  30. uksponge360 says:

    *SPLORT!*

    Halp! my hed jus asploded!

  31. lol …sweet chick ! ;:)

  32. fenhu says:

    *ouch!* My head exploded… too cute!

  33. eekahil says:

    This is my favourite of ever.
    Of EVER.
    I can’t stop looking at it.
    Thank you to whomever is the chocolate genius that made this.
    I hart it.

  34. // MยฃRCURY says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
    I LUV DIS 1 !!!!!!!!!!

  35. Mary says:

    He kno iz petting nom?

  36. Briteclipz says:

    ai zwair, wen ai evolv ail nom u ol


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