No Fraid,

No Fraid, Li’l Soft-soft.
ur dukkies r soft, mah dukkies jus glowz.
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No Fraid, Li’l Soft-soft.
ur dukkies r soft, mah dukkies jus glowz.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: nathan1097
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Doan’t be frite, Ai woan’t eet u… yet
but when u gets bigger… we will has u ober for krissmuss dinner!
A liddlol song fur annipuss!!
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Thx, mai cween, :blushie faes: Ai peekt at teh NB joaks!
wut iz teh NB joaks an where kin ai be looked at ‘em?
*ebil lil smirk*
Ai dint kno tehre were NB joeks, eether? Annipuss – ar yoo gonn shayre??? *liddleSmyol*
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an cweenjm *shock* ai Did look at teh 21st – ai wuzn’t there! An yoo reelee DID hav a meltdoawn!! Mai gudness!!
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but – ar own deer Tofuburger came hurself to answer yoo! So tehy reelee DO caire (but ai nebber douted it fur a minnit) – an ar TRYING to get things fixed. Yoo know, Maus said taht we wud NEVER bet the Voating Burgerz bak, becuze. . .sum reelee gud tek reeson. But tehy ar trying to do it eneway – an THAT iz a reelee nice thing!
dere b a linkee tu jokez in deh linkee i postinged up dere. ^
ai lookie teh cikin jokes but noe unnnerstan the NB? iz initals standing fur wat? newbie? Nude Boyz *pleh!* ur wut? ai iz new here so sorry ifin ai sown dumbz- jus cause ai amz….
Is teh Nawty Barn. Is wehr ennyfing ob an adult nayshur dat is nawt sootable for a famblee site such as ICHC goes awn. Dere’s normally some firemens in dere, drinkies an dansin, an kwite offen Alan Rickmun too.
An Danyul Craig! But itz awl reelee innocent! just a bit ov drinkin ov teh choklit martoonies . . an getting teh irining dun, ov corse.
irining – is DAT whut yew call it! *gigglols*
martoonie, I is watching teh “Michlol Clayton” right now. Shall I turn my laptop screen toward teh tv so u can see u some Jorj Clooney?
yesh plz, but u’ll have to tern teh sownd up.
how iz tew be gettin into teh nawty barn? *nother ebil smirk, qwik replazmint with look ub innosense*
U takes JCH4K Blvd. until u comes to teh JCH4K Roundabout then u takes teh eggsit for JCH4K Blvd. After elebenty lights, turn straight onto JCH4K Blvd. Teh NB is rite there.
wat eggs sack tally r u sayeeing abut our deer JCH4K, LCB???/?
Oar just follow me.
or, just think nawty thots and clik ur heels together three tiems.
oh leeza-b, dat iz eggshellent!!
ai iz still kungfused. iz anwty barn inna maginations or iz an online palyz?LCB likes to tease meis! martooni, did yew figgur it qwt?
Iz in owr maginayshuns mostlee. Butt – Janet has a barn at her mommeh’s hows (ai finkso is her mommeh’s hows) an dat sorta became teh nawty barn, so u can see it awn teh map of teh cheezfrenz. Basiklee, if teh commints start gettin a liddle – um – riskay – we sez “ok, ai’s awf to teh nawty barn nao”.
an we haz teh partays der wen we iz awl feline “frisky” ……smilez…….
*hmmmm ai wunderz wai teh heels on mai shues is warein down sew badleeee*
oktanx! ai wuz tinkin wuz site wit list of jokiez nawt suited for teh lol site, ai am kinda new soz ai tanx yew fur teh straight anserz. RL, cheez land, mai own brainz- iz all berry kungfuseing!
Sheesh. U gives perfectly good directions and peeps say u is teasing.
*pouts*
U can get taht fixed jamamamama!
Isn’t there a cobbler shop next to teh Pi Stawl?
mebbe wii needz tu git Gibbocat tu stawking Kitteh shuez??
o now donut pout LCB! U knows there is more than one way to skin a… er, uh.. more than one way to get from here to tehre!
Here, I has a shinee peece of piraty gold my nephew left. U wants?
*remembers to play the game correcktly*
But u can not has!
*leaves teh pirately gold lying carelessly within LCB’s reach*
Aww duzn’t pout LCB.
*throwz shinee bawl uv krinklee
*lumininominom akrost deh floor.
Oh yes! If awnlee we cud doo that!
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But ai HAV found teh moast fantastical kitteh SOX!!! ai will bring teh link ) oar maybben nawt!
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*swoops down wif a quicknes nd grab the piratey gold peace ov ate,
flies back up into teh air, and leeves teh gold on a high ledge.*
Dere! This will be sayfe frum lcb
*privately wunners which will win — lcb’s love for shiney fings or feer ov hights.*
*pouts moar*
That was MINES!
Still iz yurs. Yu just haz to kom und getz it.
Lessee if I has this straight:
– I gived directions to be halpful and git someone to teh NB.
– They sayed I was teasing.
– Leeza gived me a prezzie to halp me not be teh sad.
– U taked my prezzie and is now teasing me.
I think I has learned a valyooable lesson: It doesn’t pay to halps peeps.
just remember, LCB: No gud deed goez unpunished.
eye iz sawriez LCB. u gib berry niec direshions. aijustfot u bee sayeeng taht JCH4K bee eggs speshually nawty.
*leafs choklit fyreman (wif naem ov Gregg awn hiz badj) awl rapped in shineey sparklee stuffs awn teh counter adn walks awai*
*grabs chocklit firemans quick befoar somebuddy takes THAT away from me*
oh, donut feelz bad, lcb. I wuz just helping yu wif yur exersise prgrma AND yur fear ov tall playse desensifying program.
*bats teh shiney gold piece nd it goze flying in a downwardy direkshun*
Oh, grate. Now I is being told I is teh out of shape.
*waddles off, crying*
*luks*
Where did it land?
Maybe u shud give LCB a ride up to find it. We need to encouraj hur in this noo halpful venchure thing. It IZ almost krissmus after alls!
lcb, you want to ride up to luk for teh shiny fing? Iz bery sayfe if yu sits between my wings, and yu can see AEL teh shiny fings in Cheezland frum up high.
*putz arm arond LCB adn squeezes her tite. Gibs LCB a niec clean hankie to blow her noes awn.*
their, their mai beeyouteeful LCB. iz awl rite nao. Gregg is hear. u tellz me awl ur tribbles adn ai maek tehm awl butter.
Aw, poor lcb, eberybuddy’s pikkin awn u dis ebenin. Heer, has sum choklit, an a hug.
Hey, where’s my watch?
ohai martoonie. can u sea teh com mint jus above u frum gregg teh fireman oar doez he haev an invisibull?
he has teh imbisibull. Butt, yewshully takes teh noo posters a liddle while to show up. Ai finkso teh cheezes is checkin dem owt for flees or sumfing.
tanks. ai hoep he show up soon. iz hear 2 reskew LCB. Firemanz nawt sew helpful iffen tehy show up laet 2 teh reskew.
Gregg teh fireman is heer!!!! Ai sees him!!!! *bats eyelashes* Ohai, Gregg. Nice yooniform.
alun Rickman…. beautiful voice , an sum odder tings
Reely? Ther’s a chanse teh votin burgrs cud com back?!!! Mabee I’ll axe Santa to bring teh votin burgrs bak for all teh cheezpeeps! Pleeeeeze, Santa?!!!
i spoze u bleev in deh burfday fairie, tu. :snert:
“snert” To teh BURFDAY FAERIE?? Waht do yoo meen?? We see hur heer awl teh TAIM! Wif Burfday an cweenfetti, eben!!
but im reel!! srsly!! an so iz my sister teh toof fairy!! an my ovver sister, teh toylit payper fairy!! (yoo know, hur, hurz teh wun taht puts teh noo roll ob toylit payper onteh rolly fing wen teh old roll iz being all gon) i’z reely reel, i’z just bin in a turkee koma teh last three dayz. bak on teh job tomorrer!
LOL!!!!!1!!!!!
Ai put this heer urlier, but it iz invisiblol! Ai’m going to disguise teh w x3 laike Philiipe did an hoep it werks this taim!
SUM PIKCHOORS (OUTSIDE AWNLEE) OV TEH REEL NAWTEE BARNE!
Ai hope this will fit up heer. Ai wuz gonna put it up a cupple ov taimes next week.
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Wif a big furmal โthani yooโ to awl teh deer frenz hoo did this wunderful thing fur mee! .
But fur nao, ai will just trai to do it wif teh link. It iz teh pikchoors ov teh SECOND boo Kasy ov comfurt, an this taim ai did a lot ov pikchoors ov teh yard teh kittegh gravyard, teh haus – AND teh BARN!! An upstairs is set up vur partees! Reelee!!
An teh haus iz indded mai Momโs haus.
Ov corse, yoo must fix teh double yoos!!
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Ummm – an klik awn “start teh slyde show.” Ron iz mai bruver in law
o janet!
ur link showed up below! And only took 20 minnits!!
oooh nao ai wants to liev their oar at least visit. iz bee you tea full plaec. tanks 4 shareeng teh pishors.
oopsie. mai otter self is shoween, butt if ai am 2 bee leaf teh newz abut teh invisoobulness ai do nawt fink anywan can sea mai otter self cuz ai do nawt sea it in teh who be talkeeng. waht happeneed/ awl ai did waz chanj mai nicknaem in weirdpress. hmmm.
ani wais ai lubbed teh slideshow. maibe mai com mint show up somedai.
ohai annipuss — great new chrismas abatar. w00t!!
Hai Fleep! (yoo know nawt to maek teh smileez, yes??)
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But – can yoo pur a cyoot liddl Santa hat awn yur . . .what izzit? Snaut luks moar laik a fox – ai awlwaiz befoar thot it wuz a goggie!!
Hai Janet,
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Yes, ai noes nawt to make smileys. Or linkys. *sadface* (acshually, ai have writed to the burgers to ask wut’z up with that).
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Ai donut noes how to put a santa hat on my abatar. Himz acshually an Abyssinian Wulf, by teh great artist Louis Agassiz Fuertes. Yew can see himz better here:
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w w w.classicnatureprints.com/pr.Fuertes%20Abyssinian%20Birds/fuert.abyssinian.wolf.html
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where, ob course, yew must remove the spaces between the w’s. nyah to you wurdpretzel.
mai stoopy let me show u it. wii can nawt maek teh smileys adn teh blushies adn teh otter stuffz nao? wut iz up wif dat? sawriez musta mist somfin awn an earlier fred. ben buzy wif teh irinin
ai don’t know fer sure, but it seems that if yew put smileys or links (eben with the h t t p removed), then yer comment gets eeted by WP and duzn’t appear for a long time. If ever. But ai hazn’t herd anything o’fishal.
(reepeeted frum preveeyus pik)
FYI. foar ennywun whoo iz innerested inna technikalitees โ
aifinkso iz two differunt isshoos.
Smiley faces come from WordPress servers and the delay on those is ??? but I think they do show up eventually. Kinda like the delay on new avatars.
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Links are delayed because the BBโs have set it up that way, so that any comment with a link has to be approved before it shows up. Kinda like the way a brand-new poster doesnโt show up right away. Someone at HQ has to check it and make sure it isnโt spam. Sometimes they get approved, sometimes not.
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I wondered if they had trouble getting coverage for the long weekend or something? Or maybe whoever is doing the job is just not checking as often? If it is a new person, they may simply not be letting any links through.
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But why you can see ur own commints, well, that IZ a mysteree.
ifinkso this has been going on for a wile now, so I don’t think teh long weekend is teh problem.
Nawt stoopy big-gladys! Ai just found it out mayself. Tho ai wuz wudering waht wuz rong.
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It seems tath WP duzzn’t laik the smaileez at AWL – an eetz awl commints wif tehm Sum taimes it koffs tehm up – much laytur – but sumtaims teh com mint ar gaon furebber!
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so – until teh probim iz fixed, best nawt EBEN tp trai them. Tofu said tehy ar werking awn it.
fangs tu u both jch4k adn phillipe. ur rsponzes wear veri informashional adn helpful. doez it mattar oar help if u r nawt logged in2 weirdpress akownt?
Nawt az far az ai can tell. Ai’m awl logged in ebreewhere – maed no diffreuns!
*maeks veri sad faec* nao dat ai noes wii can nawt haev dem, ai am miseeing dem awl teh moar.
oh BG an teh mostest mystryus fing ob awl is dat yew can see yer commintz wif teh smiley an teh linkie but *cue mystryus moosic* NO ON ELSE CAN
yew is like a ghost or sumfin….. an yer name duzznt show up in the who be tawkin lzszt eiver…. berry strange
oooh, taht iz berry stranj indeedie sew. iz basement cat messiing wif us aiwunner.
well, cheeziefrenz, ai mus go adn maek mai kawfee (wif baileys ov cors) sew taht ai can git tings dun. oar nawt iffen ai uuse 2 much bailieys. ai maek a beeg pot 4 awl 2 shaer butt den ai relly haff 2 go. help urselvs.
*leafs beeg pawt ov teh kawfee adn a hugemongous botul ov bailey awn teh counter 4 awl to haev*
ttfn
Ai hope this will fit up heer. Ai wuz gonna put it up a cupple ov taimes next week.
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Wif a big furmal “thani yoo” to awl teh deer frenz hoo did this wunderful thing fur mee! .
But fur nao, ai will just trai to do it wif teh link. It iz teh pikchoors ov teh SECOND boo Kasy ov comfurt, an this taim ai did a lot ov pikchoors ov teh yard teh kittegh gravyard, teh haus – AND teh BARN!! An upstairs is set up vur partees! Reelee!!
An teh haus iz indded mai Mom’s haus.
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oh mai! izza lynk! an it iz bloo!
haow did u do THAT, JCH4K???
if u putz a spayse btw teh โeyezโ an teh โmoufโ, ur smiley will show up in type, ennyway.
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nawt kwyite teh sayme, tho.
Oh Tess! That iz such a gud aidea!
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An teh bloo link – teh awld fashioned way. Just put in teh link, but take away teh httpstuff – NERMALLEE, it posts rite away – an WP just added teh httpstuff bak in. But Nao, WP keeps it – leeza-b said taht wun showed up in just 20 minnits.
THANKS Fleep! *smyol* Itz reelee Byootiful up cloase an BIGGER!!
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An hiz cyoot liddl toof showing! Can’t see it – OAR teh gorgeous fur so well in teh tinee form.
ii nawt sew shure dat hiz toofie is awl dat cyoot. wolf luks kinda sceerie wif hiz big ole toofie showing. iz purdy wolf tho.
Here, PdB, I has finded a hat for ur lil wolf.
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ooh, verry cool. very cool indeed.
hazn’t showed up yet.
shows up in “who be talking”. I did a screen cap — look in my pics on my profile.
I seez it!!!! I do!!! I do!!! It lukkingz beyootimus!!!
It tookted a wyle fur annipuss’z avatar tu b seen bai everywun dis morning, tew. *shrugz sholderz* derez a reezun wii kawlz it wierd pretzel.
Then I did it rong.
Hat is sposed to make teh wulf warmer.
u nawt havin a gud dae, LCB?
It’s there!1!!! It’s there!!!! An iz wundruss!!!! LCB u has teh grate talent.
conga ratyz tew yew, annipuss! nawt sekund wunz agin! an teh sanity claws hat is almoz too kyoot fur teh HHG protekshun!
pleez to halp a newbee – whut is HGG?
*whispers* ai has a stoopy – whut is HGG?
dey iz Happee Goggie Goggles dat u cahn ware 2 hep filter owt sum uv de cayuute & lower de splort potenshul level.
o fangsq, bluesfan! I can get mowst uv dem, but dat wun had me stumped!
::blushie fais::
*whispurrs* Dont werree brightspot! Ai dint know it eether!
ohai brightspot — ai posted a nanswer, compleet with a linky to a picshur of the very goggles, but of course ai included the linky (stoopy me) so wurdpress will hork it up in itz own good time. But if yew check back later you may find it here. Or not.
fangsq, phillipe! Ai’ll keep checking!
omg!!!!!1 that is my profile pic on gmail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmmmmmmm, fuzzy on deh owtside, krunchee on deh inside!!!
*lurking owt from unda In Dust Real strenf CHRG* awwwwwwwwwww! kitteh! duckeh! WANT!
Wuzz dat? Livin nuggetz?
Lordy lordy, ai finsko dere’s gonna be a splortin!!!
*pulls awn wellyboots an plastic mac to protect from flyin braincells*
*pulls on chrg (wdoi) an wraps titelee wiv ducky tape*
*adds a flowree bathin cap for gud meshur*
*starts finkin abowt tacks returns*
OH noes! Nawt teh tacks return!!
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*jumps bak in de Nile an swims sum moar*
*splish* *splash* we’s gettin plenty ob ecksercise today wiv awl dis swimmin in de Nile, eh Janet?
watch owt for da crahkodiel! donnot let himz smilez at yuo!
*splshes water at martoonie*
*swims away reel fast* LOL!!
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This swimming in de Nile iz reelee GRATE ecksercise!
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Hey! Lukkit taht purdee barge goin bai! Awl gold. *gasp* Izzat?? It’s Cleopatra! Wheee!!! Much moar fun heer tahn enewhere else! *smyol*
But audra27!! We ar in DE NILE!!! There ar no crokodyles heer!
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Akshullee – there reelee arn’t. Ai wuz awn a Nile Crooz wunce, an we asked wehre teh crokodalls were, an teh guide sayed – “We don’t hav tehm in Egypt. They hav awll gone south to Afrika!”
But… but… ur guide was in DE NILE also!
Oh deer! A stranj pair o’ducks! Waht to think, waht to think???
Tell teh ducks “no fraid” of coarse!
Waz dukies par uv da no-noms grop? Aifinkso!
Oh yes! Along wif awl teh deer liddle Ro Dents!!
well-
*czechs list*
sowry, I don’t see dukkies on teh list.
*embarrast*
Apparntlee tehy didn’t pay their bill.
*hed desk*
kitteh PET teh birdie!
AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
cairful there, catslave! yew be on teh brink ub sploortage!
teh ducky iz teh softee kyootniz, an teh kitteh- dat face iz nawt sure ifin iz fur tew playz or teh noms, aifinkso!
we muz make happe storee! iz frwenship, nawt nom in natshuns on teh kitteh mind, ok?
Yesh, yesh, kittehs an babee duckies can be frens for eber! *splashes in de Nile*
teh duckeh wiv plum saus iz naice. but cheezburger iz naicer
ohai u b mai fren. ai takey yew tew WTFBBQ!!!!
Nekst baf tiem yu goes in mai plais.
Oh, oh, I had a baby duckie when I was younger, and look at the kitty, oh my. oh dear. oh SPLORT
crap
ooooo. Mama Cat u haz braynez awl ober deh plais!! Hang on, I g git deh CCC. brb.
dis iz mai furst tiime too tri too cleen uwp deh splortz…
(sew, ai hadz to coppee sum of dis to hellp mee)
Hhheer cumz te CCC
*sweepy, sweepy up mama catโs braynes an rinse dem wiv strawbewwy flayvured spring water*
*putz dem bakk in herz hedd – berry gentlee*
*putz on 50s bavig cap and fassin wiv dukky taep (wiv snoawflaykes awn it fur deh prettyness)*
*putz awn a nyoo CHRGwdo – mayke shur tite enuff*
*wrap her inna floofy blankie nd gibz her sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
naow, u haz too rest an nawt luk at cyute pickshur till u feeel beddur!
Zippercat!! That wuz PRRRRfekt! Reelee gud job!
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Teh strawberree flavoured spring wader iz a REELEE nice tuch!! *smyol*
oh j-pak, herz did rilly rilly good…….an teh best part ob awl is dat her puts on teh bavin cap before teh duckie tape…… ai haz had teh fun finkin ob teh peeps who gets teh duckie tape nawt second an haz tew remube it sumhao!!
*shock* owie owie owie owie.
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an luk! Noo hare doo! Oar wait! *sniff* NO hare!
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But she AWLSO put awn teh 50s bathing cap furst! AN TEHN teh CHRG (wdoi), becuz if yoo put it awn teh odder way, yoo just haz an RG awn yur hed! ;smyol:
awwwwwwwwww, ai rilly rilly needed dat. iz gonna bukmark dis wun an luk at it awl wiik.
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BTW niec nawt-furst, annipuss, an ai lubz yur festib hat!
O moe! Just LUKKIT yur taim! Way moar than an hour ago!
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Purrhaps yoo don’t know – ai just found out today – taht if yoo use the smilee fayces, WP eets yur com mints an sumtaims duznnt spit tehm bak fru HOURS – sumtaim never! So we ar awl avaoiding them.
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Ai – ai thot peepl were nawt speeking to mee – but waht wuz reelee happening wuz taht they cudn’t see mee – eben tho ai cud.
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So if yur nayme dux NAWT apper awn “Who be tawking” – YOO can prollee see yur comment, but NO WUN ELSE CANT!!! Horribul, but TROO!!
Oh Janet, u has just appeered back awn teh last fred, wiv commints dat u lefted ages ago! Dey has been in a wermhole, oar possibly wun ob dose fingies in teh space time continyooooum. Either that, or u has perfeckted teh art of time travel, and in taht case please can ai go back to July an do mai chrissmuss shoppin before teh rush.
but teh SALES, teh SALES!!!
Ackshully ai hates teh sales. An heer in TTI we duz nawt has Fangs Gibbon Day, so we duz nawt has sales at teh end ob November. So ai’m still gud to go back to July.
yesh rilly an teh ‘conomeee wuzznt kwite sew bad den an nawt sew many peeps laid orf yet……. an teh wevver wuz much nicer den!! otay, ai wud like tew go back to juuuuulie tew!!!
dern stoopy WP! 10q fur tellin me bowt teh smyliez, JCH4K – ai didnut knowz bowt diz new-an-improovd prollem.
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he he, ai finkso iffn wierdpress startz behayvin properleh sum dai, wut we awl iz gonna haz tu tawk abowt? jus kiddin! we rilly haz noe shortij ub tawpiks:
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armadillerz
beech vollibawl
cween alizbit
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door handles
egg boxes – yooses for
frijj magnits
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geese
hi heel shooz
ise kreem
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jelly – which flavur is best?
knickers – green floofy wuns
lcb an teh firemens
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martooniez (duh!)
nawty barn
orinj kittehz (nawt poyzin)
pailz (a tyep ub bukkit)
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quailz (nawt a type ob bukkit)
rownd peepul catcher fingy (we nawt needed dat in a while)
squirrlz
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trolls, fyumigayshun ub
undercober aijintz
vejatiblz
walruses, bukkit serch parteh ub
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xtra strenth chrgs for teh berykewt pickshoors
yellol submareens
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZEBRAS!!!!!!!!
Nice to see you, Moe. I hopes fings are calming in Mumbai.
Well, not really calming down. The violence has ended, of course. But many Indians are angry, who are sickened by the opportunist politicking, and questioning the absence of a coherent national anti-terror strategy. If I’m not mistaken, this was India’s seventh major attack this year, and Mumbai’s umpteenth terror attack since 1993.
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I hope that Indians’ anger won’t turn into hatred against any religious group or any country — that will just make us part of the problem. Instead, I hope, we’ll use our collective anger to make our own government accountable, security systems more effective, and to push for international cooperation to fight terror more sensibly than we have all been doing.
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In 1930, 60-year-old Mahatma Gandhi and his followers walked 140 miles to the sea to “illegally” make salt — an act of civil disobedience to defy the British imperial tax on salt. On that day, Gandhi wrote, “I want world sympathy in this battle of Right against Might.” Just four hours before the attacks began on Wednesday night, I was at Gandhi’s home in Mumbai (now a museum), where I saw these words. Who could have imagined how relevant they would be in quite a different context 78 years later!
Oh, Moe, I think Gandhi’s words will always be relevant. He showed the way to create change peacefully…the rest of the world still needs to cultivate his goodness and follow his example.
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I don’t have any words to express the feelings I have for the horrible events in Mumbai. Just know, Moe, and everyone affected by this recent tragedy that you are held deeply in my thoughts. I pray for world peace and send my sympathy (and strength) in the battle of Right against Might.
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So many things of beauty are destroyed indirectly by the careless apathy of others. I hope we can avoid being part of that.
Moe, you’ve been in my thoughts for days… even tho we’ve never met IRL! I too hope that your government behaves better than the one here in the US – but now we have hope that the rest of the world may not … dislike … us as much as they have for the past 8 years.
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Mama Cat, feebly feelen rond fur slippy bwains.
Iz otay, i kin duz it. wat iz on dis floor? nassy stuff, itinkso.
lets c, bwains go ware agaaaan?
I hepz u now.
*wheelz in deh CCC.
mai gudnezz u gotz braynez ebreeware!!
Sweepee, sweepee, wipee off deh monitor and deh keebord.
tuk, tuk, tuk. Awl deh braynez in deh hed now i pullz on deh CHRG wif pritty dukkeez on it.
Ok. Sit up keerfully now.
Now I hepz u tu deh Splort Rekuvvree Ward and tuking u up inna nice floofee blankee. And heerz a nice cuppa hot chokklit wif whippee creem and a chokklit possum. Now u just sitting and look owt at deh pritty medow wif flowerz and birdeez. U b ok in no time. ::smilee fais::
fank u cweenmj, i haz liddl duckie wen i waz liddl girl, an dis duckie wif teh kitteh bringed bak teh mem reez.
holds tite tite to CHRG and sippys hot chokklit and nibbles on chokklit possum.
Dis iz teh gud fud. U iz teh bestest.
CUTE ^_^
Awd Liddill Kitteh
habz funnee luukeeng pawz andz
standz upryte awn dem!
Awd Liddill Kitteh
habz no teef andz a lawng hawrd
mowff. How duz himz eet?
Awd Liddill Kitteh
habz sawfft fuzzee fur. Gonna
naymz him ‘Fuzzee Lump’!
Fuzzee Lump duz nawt
moob verree fast. Himz woodz ifz
himz habdz awll 4 legz!
Jack.
sew cyoot! 10q, Jack, yuz teh best!
oh, fur i furgetz, i coems in here tu tell u awl bout teh kittehs dis mornin. Dis is ony sekand tiems dey c teh snow, an dey b sew funnee. Dey pick up nawt sekond foot and shakey shakey, den dey pick up sekond foot and dey shakey shakey, and den teh tird, and den teh furth. Dey b berry funnee kittehs dis mornen, dey no liek teh snow. Dey lookz up and teh snow fallz on der nozez, and dey sneezy it off. I haz gud tiems playen wif kittehs dis mornen, husband not happee bwekfast laet, but tell him tu bad, play wif kittehs moer portant dan hiz brekky. he lukked owt an he laffed at kittehs tu, sew we haz gud start to deh day!
veri cyoot storee MamaCat. kittehs in teh snow jus abut az splortachious az dis pishour. eye can jus sea dem wif teh shakey skakey floofy pawz. husbin can wait 4 brekkie cuz teh kittehs awlwais com furst.
wii awlmost neber git teh snowz hear 4 mai kittehs to plai in. teh wan teim wii did, teh kittehs waz mezmer eyezd buy it. tehy bee indoor kittehs butt wii putt tem in deh snow jus 2 sea waht dey do. Dinna liek it atall. wood rather jus watch it snow frum teh insied.
*goez off 2 add pishours ov Leo adn Sophie lukin at teh snow dai* brb
Aww, dat’s kewt Mama Cat. Iz awlways funny to see teh kittehs lernin abowt noo fings, liek sno.
Is troo! I members how cute my Liam looked when he first learned about teh calculus.
mmm… lemee see … d e to the y is … *scrinches face* *chews awn pencil* … e to they y dy? right? huh? … oooh, dots …
*holds CHRG tite on hed*
Must… avoid… splorting….
Huh, you think that’s kewt – wait til I get my slide rule owt!
Oh Noez!! Run fur yur livez!!
dey b tawking algy braz adn trigger nommee treez!!!
algae bras?
dats not so bad. all u has to do is give it enuf time, and it will grow on u.
*hed desk*
Yur full of dem todai, leeza-b!
eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! no want slimey kitteh!
awwwww…sweetest frends EBER! โฅ โฅ โฅ โฅ
“I love you, Food.”
whares teh nuggits at ezactly?
Hai eberbuddy… Ai not come bai offen. A LOOONG tym ago we talked about my neeese “Paige” an waz her birfdai and her hospital for teh lookeemya. Good nooz… She R aout of hopsital and her had teh 2nd bone marrow tranzplnt. It wrkded and she R “fully engraphed” and almos has aout all her toobz and fings. Fangs for alla thots so long ago. She R a blessing and also haz teh immune system so dey cood go pick up der goggie agin as she kan be neer teh furbabies nao.
kthksbai
iz gud newz 2 here exlr8n. ai haz a beeg happee fur u adn ur neese. she canz healz faster nao dat she can bee arund teh goggie adn teh furbabiez. tehy awl haev teh grate power 2 heal. {{{paige}}} adn {{{exlr8n}}}
hoorai 4 paige!!!1!
OH Exlr8n! Thanks so much fur telling us this. SUCH GUD NOOZ!!
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An AI dooo remembur yur niece Paige! SO GLAD to heer she iz reelee an troolee awn teh mend! Ai can’t leeva a smailee face nao – but heer iz a *beek happee smyol* !!
An doo com bai moar offen if yoo can!! Awlwaiz nice to see awlf frenz!!
Ai no. i fot you gyze might fink ai waz a fayk or sumpin jus droppin in 4 month of Mai for neese birfdai party abd cancer kickin happenes. Ai r bad corspondence…
Mebee I tayk too menee kitteh napz. *snicker*
Thats’ teh good nooz! I member Paige and how she was kicking cancer’s butt.
My kitteh, Esme, has been on chemo since about last spring and every time she goes in for another round i tell her she is bunneh-kickin’ cancer’s butt.
bunneh kixs r SO hard, speshally using back leggys. Tell Esme also uze teh kangroo kix for cancer’s butt.
Paige is one, two, free years old and waz teh born wif then cancer. Her haz hat sez “cancer fears me” wen i sez “paige, what duz ur hat sai” she sez “I kicked cancers butt!” So teh cyooot.
Luk, luv and heeling to your Esme.
Esme is gud at teh hedbatting also. Mabye she can try that too!
Oh, good news! I wuz finking about Paige and wundering how she wuz doing just a few daze ago, but I didn’t remember yur nayme. Sooo glad she iz doing well and iz gud at kikking canser’s butt. hooray! Fank yu for telling us.
Yay!!! fur Paige!! I remmember u telling us bowt her. She b verry brave and awsum tu kik canserz butt!!! {{{Paige}}} {{{Exle8n}}}
Oh Exlr8n, ai remembers u an Paige! Ai wuz SJ back den, but ai was cursed by teh pleh-y abatar ob poopyness an had to go into teh witless proteckshun program an changed mai identitee. An nao ai is Martoonie. But I’m still SJ underneef! So glad to heer Paige is doin well, an fank u for comin back an tellin us! Ai finkso we is awl happy to be able to help in any liddle way wehn peeps needs it an if dey stay we has a happy, but if dey needs to go away an deal wif reel life an stuff dat’s perfickly ok. Glad to hab u back!
O – squooshy feelers and littl teerz ob joi!
Fanks guyz for welcom bak so nyse!
Ebil corpoerat america blox me frum heer due to “chat.” Oddly not teh blox frum ihazhotdog at teh werx. Stoopy IT peeppole. (Sry to all IT peeppole heerz…. just wana seez my lolcatz at the werkz; maik dayz go fasser.)
Ai has teh same problm, Exlr8n. Ai cannawt play durin teh week, just at weekends. Is bery annoyin wehn teh werk gets in teh way ob ur soshull life!
Did u get a look at teh No Noms concert we dids on Wednesday? Is teh “In my tell-all book” pickshur. Be sure to click teh “Show All” link at teh top of teh comments. Was teh fun!
Ai did nawt. Ai goes dere now. BRB.
Oh!!! U guyz is so talentid! Ai laffed an laffed an laffed. “Do tehy know it’s dinnertime” wuz inspired. But so much funnyness!
Exlr8n, Ai rember Paige; at teh tiem Ai fot “wut a braive liddol girlie her iys”;
adn Paige stil iys; suches a grate liddol survivvor;
Ai wil praiy tuu CC taht her wil kuntinue tuu iympruuve adn staiy wel!!!!
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Luuve, Ckk
awwwwwwwwww thats cute
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2724872
This is one of the cutest, best, most adorable LOLcats I have ever seen. My heart melts every time I look at this picture.
If I ever get another pet, I’m gonna call it “Lil’ Soft-Soft”. Such an awesome name.
prolly best nawt to get a snakee or a stik insect in taht case.
Duble kewt
Splort splort!
Soft-soft purrtekshun rakit. Ai iz it.
Lolcats were better before they turned into baby talk.
Can anyone spell properly on this website?
Ummmm; tihs IYS prohpurr spehllyng foar tihs site;
Afture awl, iyt iys ICHC;
yuu wuz xpekting Shaekespeer, purrhapps?
Iyf soe, yuu mite wuntez tuu keap awn waulkyng, becuz tehy bees habbing a
“Tameiyng ov teh Shreww” prohdukshun at teh feeature arownd teh kourner…….
Taht wud bee p-r-o-p-e-r-l-y kthxbai
You sirz not really not good at our speechz, maybe you needs a clazz in lolcatz speakz
Oh and to show you that its all for fun, I’ll speak in English.
WHO CARES ABOUT HOW OTHERS TYPE! ITS NOT A FREAKIN’ GRAMMAR SITE!!
Yas, iz can spells jus fein, wy youz asks?
Kitteh adn liddol lellow peep-peep bees BFF; thems ar iynsehparabul!!
Az tehy geyts owlder, kitteh mite triey tuu kwakk, adn duckee mite ahttempt tuu kroak aowt a mrrrrooooaaaooowww oar 2;
Teh Aminol Ohdd-Kuppel; thems ar iyt……..!
*SPLORT!*
Halp! my hed jus asploded!
lol …sweet chick ! ;:)
*ouch!* My head exploded… too cute!
This is my favourite of ever.
Of EVER.
I can’t stop looking at it.
Thank you to whomever is the chocolate genius that made this.
I hart it.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I LUV DIS 1 !!!!!!!!!!
He kno iz petting nom?
ai zwair, wen ai evolv ail nom u ol