Litigant kitteh
Litigant kitteh sues you for giving him “laser pointer neck”.
picture: Carly J.. lol caption: ganwil
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Ai’lll clene yur klok fur yu.
Congrats mai Lady!
and tu yu! lubz yur krismus hat.
Ai seem 2 haz startid a fashun! Dere aer at leest 2 moar naow!
I can has grinch hat? I nawt feline berry festib.
ai has hat ai ware too post offise every yeer when ai mails alla bockses.
iz lyke santa hat, but blak insted uv red, an sez “bah humbug” onnit.
la la nize lady! congratz on teh nawt sekund!
Ohai,Fankz, thewkballard, ar yu nu heer? wilcum tu owr happee plais. cum joyn us at da taibuteek. Yu mai hab ennyfing yur hart dzirez dere. Drinkkeez ub awl kines, refrichmints, sparklee tararaz, cheezmap blankeez, boblolhed dawlz, ennyfing. nd du nawt furgit tu git splort purtekshunz. Yu wil nede.
Him haz a lawt uv pane
ai inner upt dees commints wif a warneeng: berry hai possum billytee ob a care troll sighteeng!
four egg sampple…
*piks up mask an puts ober fayce*
there is no way the cat got this over his own head! anyone who has ever had a cat knows they have fur and that tape is going to stick to his fur and cause him extreme pain! can’t you see how skinny he is? he can’t eat with that around his neck! you people are cruel!
*takes awf mask*
*shudders*
ai need a baff.
In reply,this was done in a moment of play, the tape was still on the roll and no tape touched her fur, she was in so much extreme pain that she sat quite happily while she had her photo taken, no cat could be any more loved and she eats very healthily – she is a KITTEN so all her energy is burnt off in play. She’s not SKINNY she is a very very well looked after kitten who is still tiny so go get a life and worry about the REAL cruelty going on in the world. this kitten is one who is happy. this is no more cruel than the dressing up of cats on this site. If they didn’t like it they’d let you know !!!
ohai KG, smileycat iz mayking a joak up there. Teh caretrollz alwayz duz tihs stuff, sew sometymez wee just put onna troll mask and beet tehm to it!
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catz haz FUR??? whoo knoo?
fankyu tessm.
*sniff sniff*
*wypes liddul teer frum cheek*
ai was onlee jokking. i diddunt meen to mayke kg show me hur pointee ends.
can ai come owt frum unner mai bed nao?
Need a gud lolyer, kitteh? I cud gib u teh nayme ov mien.
but is a KITTEH nawt a TORT-le!
is that ur opinyon or is u a legal profeshunal?
Ohai,{{{{{ Elfie}}}} we nawt se yu heer fur a wile.
Iz betin u nawt cee meh mutch eidur
Ohai, anni, we has a tie. letz us goze skippetee hop ober tu ty buteek nd getz us sumfing nais. we can has a nais hawt drinkee wile we shawp.
yew guys get free crismess shoppin!!
Por kitteh, ai heps wit da paprwerk!
Jamamamamamama-Ai nwat seez yu on lizst!! Y???
ai duz nawt no wai…….. is mai turn tew be inbisibel???
ai iz changin mai outfit fur teh crismessy season……….. mus take awyle tew change mai clothes
Did u log owt uv WP an den in agane?
yesh ai did tew change teh abatar………..
Ai hope nwat!!*sadness comes over mai face and ai trys tu tink of way tu help* *lightbulb* Kan askes cmj? Btw- how ai ketz abitar fur heer? Ai tired uf jus bean green sumfing.* makes cuppa chocklit wit peppermint fur JK*
Iffn u haz a WP accownt, klikk on teh arro ware it saiz “My Accownt” den fynd teh Edit Profile an upload ur pikchoor. Gud Luk!!!!
Hur just fell off deh bottom. hur commint wuz at 12:04 and deh bottum uv deh list iz at…..*checkz bottum commint* …12:08….
smilee fais
tew bad mai bottom nawt fall orf instead ob mai fallin orf teh bottom!! LOL
U aer awn teh WBT list wiv ur Krissmus abatar – it taeks a wile to sho up in teh commints (tho myne did it teh uvver wai rownd – shoed in teh commints b4 teh WBT list)
oh fanks……….ai duzznt change clotehs berry offin….. LOL
JK Yu still heer? Can see mi?
yesh ai can………. i wuz jus tryin teh log out, log in……. etc etc……..ai wants mai crissmess abatar!!
yew can haz yer dotter helps yew wiffa abatar sumdai!
crismess abatar, yew has it!!
oh yesh, tis teh seezun!! ohai fleep, ai maded yew a lol if yew clik on mai bloo an luks at mai lols yew shud be abel tew see which wun it is!!!
ish teh nom brrrr 8 lol pik at dis time
heh heh. ai has viewed and favorited it. yep.
chrissmus wolf i lubbs it
oh yay, ai iz waring mai xmas outfitz!! lol, ai will nebber be abel to find maiself… ha ha
*mewz pittifullee*
I cant seeing it!
*moar mewing*
wp hatingz mii
*mew, meeeeew, mew*
I hatingz wp
*moar mewing*
wut duz yew see?? mai olde blak kitteh self??
Well, now i seez deh gnu u in deh hooz tawkking list. But in deh commint u b deh same old jamamammamamkitty i noez and lubz. *wink*
next time you gets out n bak in, you shud see mai noooo outfit!!!
JamamaKitty, I lurvz yer noo holly daze outfit! iz veree festive.
Nope. I haz logged owt uv wordpress, owt uv ICHC, deleted deh cookeez closed deh browser and kum bak and u lukking just deh same..
*mew*mew*mew*
Deh ICHC serverz hatez mii.
yup dey du.
*mew*mew*mew*
I kant seeing ur profile unless i logz owt uv ICHC eezer.
Deh ICHC serverz hatez mii.
yup dey du.
*mew*mew*mew*
it bees ok my cween…
*raps cween in sawfty pink blankee*
*pats hur gentlee*
*gives her tishoos wif lotion and a choklit lemur*
It did that to all uv us today when peeples were changing their abatars… itz not just u! U will see teh noo one soon, i betcha!
Thanks, I can do that- bye for now.
wishy mai bottom,top,and eberyfing enbetween fawed uff. Ai be doin happee dans.
Nawt da hole botum! haow wud yu sit? Problee maost us cud spair sum . Frow dem awl tugevvur nd se wut hapunz tu botumles pit.
it wunt b bottumless ennee moar, wud it?
cmj ai made a commitz but et dessapered. jus sane hai.
oh hai tu u, CCR!!
I b glad u iz heer and joyning in deh funz!! Smilee fais
sry u haz tu joyning in deh frustrashunz tu!! frownee fais
Dats a gud eye deer. Ai need anuvver cheezpeepl map blankie `cos it’s vawld 2nite!
Dat shud be Cawld! A fink Ai mite be warmer in bed.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
Gnite anni!! *tukz anni intu her blankkee awl snug*
{{{{annipuss}}}
Yay! fur ebreefingz? Ai’ll hab tu re fink abowt just n beloapz wif a munnee.
Cmon, we know u just slipt on a grape, kitteh.
snurt
Map blankeez fur ebreewunz. wen we getz nu peepz awn da map du dey shoze up awn da blankeez?
Ai fink so – iz majik!
Yay!!! lebentee tiemz!!!!
ai fot dat teh dukky taype fix ebberyting!
Dukky taip gud fur dukky. Kitteh taip fur kitteh. nd dey du nawt want.
Wat u nawt see is kitteh rompin an playn lyk nermal wen nobodee luukin.
From the law firm of Fuzzy, Fuzzy and Meyer.
We don’t collect a moneys unless you say “meow.”
I can has kiroprakter?
An teh Vicodin?
**gets in line behind Melissa**
Mmmm. Vicodin.
Running Man’s (Kitteh’s) collor blow up if’n he tries to escapee
Muss bee frum Callyfurrneeuah.
Oh, looks! I has mah new abbatar!! Teh donkey r in him santy suit!
lol !!!!!
i hazza jealous. how duz i get a Christmuss abatar? mebbe tedrils ent whining
missle toes? or holllez. halp me jamamamamakitty, yr my onlee hoap!
oh let me see wut ai gots up mai sleebe…….. LOL
ai will luk around fur yew
*tendrilztugatdasleeves 0 jamamamakitty*
izzit reddynao? izzitreddymeow? izzitreddymeow? izzitreddymeow?
ooooh, hao wood eye add a single ornamint hanging frum da tendrils 0 doom? maybe red ball, or a purty star? or snowflake?
is jus sended a emeow……… see iffn yew likes wun ob dose
ooooo
*tickeldtendrilztraipse off to check*
*tikkledtendrils clap wif glee*
i like dem berryberry much! fanx!
*tries to figger out wich wun to yuse…*
oh guddie, kinda luks like wut yew thot ob whyle ai wuz lukkin…….. GMTA
teselating, er, tessela koiling, erm, testing, yah datz it.
*thrumthrumthrum on the table wif tendrilz*
* waiting…
teh abatar shud be heeer soon……..ish showin up in teh Hoo bee tawkin lyzst
oh sweepea!! jus luk atyew!!! sew lurvely!!!
wot? wear? huh? twrils aroundnaround
yew cannot see yernooself yet??
*twirlsmadleeroundndroundnround*
klonk!
*lil birdeezchurpin & starz appears encirkling hed az in cartune*
nope.
mebbeh yew shud log out n bak in again………… ish der ai tells ya
no, taint!!!! ::growchee fais::
:::::sigh:::::
I duz not keer wut dis guyz u uze. I will kum after dem ten drillz uv doom. adn I will b viktorius!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
*pretends to be missel toe to spred hollydaze cheer & be camoflaging self*
hurreee up Weird Press, mais oui needs a disguyz, herz life may dependuponit.
*snip, snip, snip*
*spritz wif Herb E. Side*
*snip, snip, snip*
*snippity, snippity, snip, snip, snip*
*snip, snip*
*BREEEEEEEE* dat b deh chainsaw
*Breeeeeee*
Whew!! lukz gud tu mii!!! no ten drillz left atall.
Not eben wun drill!!!!
*pikz up diskarded ten drillz
*and startz brayding dem.
*left over center,
*rite over center,
*left over center,
*rite over center,
*left over center,
*rite over center,
*snug it up,
*left over center,
*rite over center,
*left over center,
*rite over center,
*left over center,
*rite over center,
*snug it up,
**much later**
luk at dis luvvlee rope I haz….. I wunder wut I kin duing wif it……
oh sweetpea, yew beddar get sum cloths on!! duzznt luk laik yew has any tendirls left………
Hey!! lukkit wut I kin dew!!
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*twurlz lasso, swingz it, and lassoez
*Jamamakitty!!!
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hee-hee!!
yew must jus got teh top ob mai crissmess hat!! unwinds wif a kwikness!!
*tosses hat bak tu jamamammamama*
LOL
fanks! mai eers wuz gettin cowld!!
*sproutsproutsproutsprout*
*growgrowgrowgrow*
oooo, lukkit me! all dat prunink replazed my sweetpeaness wif new growth…i wunder wot my b0rg enhanced Missile Toes can doooo…
oh mai, yew luk simplay lurvely!! is yew!!
*runz bai and stompz on sour peaz toez*
*rendering misslez useless*
What cweenmj dozen no, is dat win she skwisshes da Missile Toes ( teh artiste foarmurlee nown a sweetpea) is dat teh berries
aforementionedly skwished relase a ferretmoan,
er theramin, er funny airborne sekrit biologikal wepon 0 great powah,
that makes the skwisher want to kiss ebberybody in site, weather the kisee wants it oar not. Side effects include overwhelming desire to grow sweetpeas.
*cweenmj runs around kissin peeps on her way to da garden supply store to by da mirakul growing stuffs*
and they all liv’d happytail ever after…or did they…to be contimuewed
goodnite, ebery bodees
Schmooo!!! }}}Sourpea{{{
ps for jamamamama:ThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyouThankyoujamamamamakitty fr teh purty abatarz.
um, lukout behind you, dere’s a kissing cween coming…
schmooooooooooooooo *oh noes, ai mite hab cot dat tew*
*Grabz jamamammama*
Schmooooo
Izzit yoo, oar Dominick teh Donkey?
O rhsb…..i ansered ur kwetyon on dhe helperz paige….did u seeing it??
and I kin see deh gnu donkee avatar. ::smillee fais::: but jamamamamama b deh same old kitty.
Fanks, cween!
I be tryin dat soon. Nawt anuf pay-shunts tew do it rite nao.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy on teh “old”
Can I ask where did this picture come from!This is a picture of my housemates cat (im serious I have the original) & we did not put this on here.
And by the way the tape was still on the roll so it wasn’t attached to the cats fur & it was on there for like two seconds before we took it off & the cat didnt care at all.
If you look below the picture, it gives credits as “Carly J”.
Somebody must have found it on the web. It credits the picture (if you look underneath it) to “Carly J”, so if that’s not right you can click on “recaption this” to get correct credit.
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As for the poor, poor cat, anyone who looks can see that this is not a traumatized cat (more like, “what are the stoopy humans up to now?”). People were making fun of the trolls who sometimes come around and lecture everybody about such things.
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That’s wut ai think.
whale, i finkso teh goggie diddit. i hear ‘im snkikerink in teh bakgrownd. but kttehz duznt be wastin time wif da gettin mad. dey jest get ebben…
well hooebber CarlyJ is took credit fur dis pikshur……. is up der under teh pikshur……… dats awl we noes
I sees ur krissmuss abatar now!!! ::smilee fais:::
YAY…………duzznt it luk like a lil kitteh smurf??
Thanks guys lol I was well shocked when I logged on it was like wtf thats my cat!Was straight on the phone to my mum to tell her the bloody cat was on Icanhas lol
I guessed thats what that was about thats why I played along lol some people have no idea do they lol
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Iz troo. Also iffn u lukd at teh kitteh slidin across floor to get inna box (wuz on yahoo frunt page last week), u knoes teh kittehs stik tehr heds in all kindsa weerd plaices wifout hoomin help!
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Congrats on a grate funny pic, Yvette!
Thanks 2minions
Seriously Cfor (cat in the pic) has us in fits shes only 5 months old but has been in more scrapes than a cat 4 times her age lol
The word stoopid was invented with the view of this cat coming in to exsitance im sure lmao
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Hoot!!! Lubs dis idea – kitteh waiting to be borns, an teh Goddess ov Wurds sez, “we bedder make a noo wurd for dis kitteh – I noes – STOOPID!”
Stil, her ar a luuvelee kitteh; veree gladd her wuz nawt hurted iyn teh maikieyng ov tihs lolpik!!!!
Nope I can assure you that the only cat that was hurt in the making of this lolpik was my other cat Hades who was very quickly chased up the hallway by Cfor (i guess she had heard Hades laughing at her lol)
awww. i feel so sorry for it!
Ai haz nawt appeered iyn WBT: soe purrhaps iyt bees teh daurk hoal foar me!!