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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai aer showtin lowd
Nuffin lowder tahn a hongree kitteh at five ay em! Conga rats awn ur elebenty-trilliyunth nawt second, annipuss!
FangQ martoonie (sowwee din’t riplie sooner - had 2 go an eet mai dinner an washup affer)
No worries, annipuss, ai just did teh same!
pink.
toe.
pads.
yep.
Ohai fleep, ur fesib abatar is showin in teh WBT part - WP is playin awl sorts uv trikks deze daiz!
Oops, dat shud be festib.
oh, annipuss, i liek ur cwishmiss avitarr!
ohai annipuss — now ai cumz back and my abatar has the festive hat. ai can take no credit for it atawl. It wuz created by LCB in a moment of gener o’sity. Ai fanks her very much for it. Wud put smiley face here, but we noes wut happens then.
Dat bery festib hat Phillipe! Ai so admyer it au gibs mah midnight won tu! Him celibrats at da brij dis yer.
*sniff*
Es ok Jamama, ai misses him lots, but ai noes ai sees him agan!
Ai waz lukin at ewer hoem paje, abouts ewr very ol kitteh. Her mus be kwit da deelite.
oh yesh MND…….. we haz had teh loooooooong haul tewgevver…… nawt tew many s’prizes. cept wen her started hangin out in teh kicchen sink
her cant heer me tew well innymoar an duzznt move wen ai cawl her…… mai hart is stoppn awl teh time….. till ai pets her gentleee an seh wakes up an sez…. oh hai, yew here??
Dis mah lubly partee hat!
oh itz beeeeeeyootiful!
I wonder if I can get one put on my kwilt??
Ai wood lub tu gibs da skwirr a partee hat. Ai eben go gits mah drallin bord. Bin long tiem sens ai dralls. Ai mises et. Ew can send a picshur tu meh?
Ew can sense et tu midnightsdeer@runbox.com. Oar ai can maeks won frum scrach?
ooo.. fanks!! can I do it tomorrows??
I has to do some stuffs rite now… tomorrow, I’ll be at work, plenty of time to look for a good pic. *snerk*
leeza, duz yew haz an abatar on yer wp profyle??
noes… I cud never get teh stoopy WP to let me edit any of teh rassen frassen pickshures.
Dis gud, ai naut wurk on et til nite tyme. Ai very eggsited!
ai wunna noes how tew hab abitar wit saqnty clawz hat!! kin anybuddy help me>
I want wun too.
Plz?pwiddy plz wiv missletoe onna top? Kthnxbai
Iffn u haz teh WP accownt, clikk awn teh liddle down pointy arro an den awn “edit profile” den u can chaynj ur abatar. U haz to log owt den in agane fur it to sho.
how to be getting worldmpress account?
just goes to wuh wuh wuh dot wordpress dot com an u can sign up. Gettin teh abatar is teh more teknicul bit, an ai leevs dat to sumwun more cleverer dan me.
Dis naut so hart! Onse ew gots da accouns, ew logs in wif ewr neu naem.
Den der be blu spot en upper lef corner wif awe ur blogs. (Ew prolly onlee has won.) Unner “Your blogs” en red, et says ewr new naems.
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So ew kliks da blog wif ewr new naem an den an den an den… (Sowwee ai gits esited!)
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So den ew luks up very tippee-top et sais “My account” so dats puts ewr arrow an den ew pics “edit profile” wear ew klicks nest. (dey spelz dat rong bud we naut maeks fun!)
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Den der bigg spaze on da rite sais “My picture” (dey spelz dat rong tu!) an undre dat es buttom sais “Browse” den ew pics ur pishur!
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Den ew hasa wate sumtim taeks da veree long!
Ai hoep dis halp!
One more time in English:
navigate to the picture you want to use on your computer.
1) go to:http://wordpress.com/signup/
2) sign up (sorry i can’t give you more, i can’t find the darn cookie, i remember it being pretty intuat.. intua… et waz eazy)
3) sign in
4) locate “My account” on the top tool bar
5) locate “Edit Profile” on the pull down (under “My account”)
6) on Profile page, locate “My picture” then the “Browse” button
7) under the browse button, you will do a normal windows browse.
9) once you have the picture in the browse window, hit enter
10) then click “Upload image”
11) wait
12) wait
13) wait (even in English i get excited!)
14) then you have a beautiful avatar for your ICHC experience!
Yu mizzed a wait in dere, ifinkso.
i lub the pink toe pads there cute!
Did I jest heer a tainee “myoo”, or iz I umaginin fingz?
ai buhleev that wuz u.
I fink teh kitteh’s inturrpurrtashun wud b:
RAWR!
Oh, ai read dat as tinee “moo” an gawted awl cormfewsed as ai din’t see no cows. Ai finkso is prolly time for me to open a bottle of wine, teh stress is obveyussly getting to me.
okay, sj, here iz a glass ov yur naymesake. A vodka martoonie wif a drop ov ginger cognac added to warm up up and decrease stress eben mroe.
blonde in bloo, in teh werds ob teh song by teh partrijj famblee - ai fink ai lubs u! Cheers!!!
Ai’ll drink 2 dat!
*clinky glasses wiv annipuss*
Cheez!
Mah up-paw-logeez, let meh sho u dem. Sum wurdz iz prawbublee best left n dere Inglesh spelingz fr bettur undurstandubilitee.
Mew.
Kan u heer me splort?
In space, nowun can heer u splort.
In space, everyone can hear you splort. . .
As long, that is, as you’re equipped with a RemLok survival mask oar a CCC-isshewed NASA-cpmplatible 50s bavving cap.
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(For dowz dat down’t get teh first reference, iz owkay. Iz bery obskewer TTI novella qwote from a computer gaym populur dere in the mid 80s.)
PINKY PINKY TOE PADZ!!!!!
oh Noes! Nawt agin!
++++SPLORT++++
will noe wun helpin the 18WK? ai will doez teh bess ai kin:
*grabs broom an sweepity brainzbitz inna pile;
washes gentlee wit teh alkalinzed watah fur gud health-
uses trowel to pour brainz ina brainbox bone of hed-
nao wrapity wrap with teh silvery duckity wattahproofz tapes*
her iz teh CHRG: with flowerz onit!
*pullz ober teh hed, wrapping with floofy blanky*
what to restor yur spiritz? hot cider or grapez juz?
Thanky Thanky!!! Dem pinly pinky toe padz gets meh evry tiem.
I lieks teh cider pleeeze.
is is hard ciderz cuz I culd uze sum hard ciderz rite about nao.
Snuggles into floofy blanky on cold Virginia afternoonz.
iz hot cider wit mulling spices and amber rum. enjoy!*clinky glasses*
Klinly Klinky!! I need meor Rum. And a hammar to hit meself in teh hed a few teims. Wen will Ai go tu teh malebox and nawt get another freaking bill!!!!????1???
Moar stripes in moar places.
Zing
Heer, we seez anudder kitteh at
Kitteh Kat Cheerleeding Skool.
Wat duz we want?
GUSHIFUD!
Wen duz we want it?
NAO!
do we cheer for teh ICHC Catamownts, or teh NB Cougars??
silee swirly- can has dictionary? shudn’t catamowntz be fur teh NB? ai jus askin…
teh pinkeeness ov teh toez!
*splert*
teh spikeeness ob teh furz!
*splort*
teh wyde opin mouf!
*grabz hed n chesst*
ai fallz ober frum teh kyoot!1!
*fallz donw kinda ded but knot awl-teh-way ded*
…so wurf it…
anudder wun? OOOOOOOOOooooooooooonoes! ai new but here wii goes again (pleez nawt be mad iffin ai doit rong! ai iz trying!)
ai will doez teh bess ai kin:
*grabs broom an sweepity brainzbitz inna pile;
washes gentlee wit teh alkalinzed watah fur gud health-
uses trowel to pour brainz ina brainbox bone of hed-
nao wrapity wrap with teh silvery duckity wattahproofz tapes*
her iz teh CHRG: with flowerz onit! AN BATHCAP fur XTRA saftee!
*pullz ober teh hed, wrapping with floofy blanky*
what to restor yur spiritz? hot cider or grapez juz?
kittyboocat - ccc, ur doin it rite!
*flutturz eyez opin*
fank u bery much 4 teh saving ov meh!
teh hot cider iz mai choyce!
*taeks teh cider frum kittyboocat. sipz it sloely*
mai braynez r awl bak n2 mai braynbox bone! fank u! fank u!
*bloz kizzez 2 kittyboocat*
Hey, ober heer, I founded teh hot spot.
LFG! need healer!