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Nuffin lowder tahn a hongree kitteh at five ay em! Conga rats awn ur elebenty-trilliyunth nawt second, annipuss!
FangQ martoonie (sowwee din’t riplie sooner – had 2 go an eet mai dinner an washup affer)
No worries, annipuss, ai just did teh same!
pink.
toe.
pads.
yep.
Ohai fleep, ur fesib abatar is showin in teh WBT part – WP is playin awl sorts uv trikks deze daiz!
Oops, dat shud be festib.
oh, annipuss, i liek ur cwishmiss avitarr!
ohai annipuss — now ai cumz back and my abatar has the festive hat. ai can take no credit for it atawl. It wuz created by LCB in a moment of gener o’sity. Ai fanks her very much for it. Wud put smiley face here, but we noes wut happens then.
Dat bery festib hat Phillipe! Ai so admyer it au gibs mah midnight won tu! Him celibrats at da brij dis yer.
*sniff*
Es ok Jamama, ai misses him lots, but ai noes ai sees him agan!
Ai waz lukin at ewer hoem paje, abouts ewr very ol kitteh. Her mus be kwit da deelite.
oh yesh MND…….. we haz had teh loooooooong haul tewgevver…… nawt tew many s’prizes. cept wen her started hangin out in teh kicchen sink
her cant heer me tew well innymoar an duzznt move wen ai cawl her…… mai hart is stoppn awl teh time….. till ai pets her gentleee an seh wakes up an sez…. oh hai, yew here??
Dis mah lubly partee hat!
oh itz beeeeeeyootiful!
I wonder if I can get one put on my kwilt??
Ai wood lub tu gibs da skwirr a partee hat. Ai eben go gits mah drallin bord. Bin long tiem sens ai dralls. Ai mises et. Ew can send a picshur tu meh?
Ew can sense et tu midnightsdeer@runbox.com. Oar ai can maeks won frum scrach?
ooo.. fanks!! can I do it tomorrows??
I has to do some stuffs rite now… tomorrow, I’ll be at work, plenty of time to look for a good pic. *snerk*
leeza, duz yew haz an abatar on yer wp profyle??
noes… I cud never get teh stoopy WP to let me edit any of teh rassen frassen pickshures.
Dis gud, ai naut wurk on et til nite tyme. Ai very eggsited!
ai wunna noes how tew hab abitar wit saqnty clawz hat!! kin anybuddy help me>
I want wun too.
Plz?pwiddy plz wiv missletoe onna top? Kthnxbai
Iffn u haz teh WP accownt, clikk awn teh liddle down pointy arro an den awn “edit profile” den u can chaynj ur abatar. U haz to log owt den in agane fur it to sho.
how to be getting worldmpress account?
just goes to wuh wuh wuh dot wordpress dot com an u can sign up. Gettin teh abatar is teh more teknicul bit, an ai leevs dat to sumwun more cleverer dan me.
Dis naut so hart! Onse ew gots da accouns, ew logs in wif ewr neu naem.
Den der be blu spot en upper lef corner wif awe ur blogs. (Ew prolly onlee has won.) Unner “Your blogs” en red, et says ewr new naems.
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So ew kliks da blog wif ewr new naem an den an den an den… (Sowwee ai gits esited!)
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So den ew luks up very tippee-top et sais “My account” so dats puts ewr arrow an den ew pics “edit profile” wear ew klicks nest. (dey spelz dat rong bud we naut maeks fun!)
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Den der bigg spaze on da rite sais “My picture” (dey spelz dat rong tu!) an undre dat es buttom sais “Browse” den ew pics ur pishur!
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Den ew hasa wate sumtim taeks da veree long!
Ai hoep dis halp!
One more time in English:
navigate to the picture you want to use on your computer.
1) go to:http://wordpress.com/signup/
2) sign up (sorry i can’t give you more, i can’t find the darn cookie, i remember it being pretty intuat.. intua… et waz eazy)
3) sign in
4) locate “My account” on the top tool bar
5) locate “Edit Profile” on the pull down (under “My account”)
6) on Profile page, locate “My picture” then the “Browse” button
7) under the browse button, you will do a normal windows browse.
9) once you have the picture in the browse window, hit enter
10) then click “Upload image”
11) wait
12) wait
13) wait (even in English i get excited!)
14) then you have a beautiful avatar for your ICHC experience!
Yu mizzed a wait in dere, ifinkso.
i lub the pink toe pads there cute!
Did I jest heer a tainee “myoo”, or iz I umaginin fingz?
ai buhleev that wuz u.
I fink teh kitteh’s inturrpurrtashun wud b:
RAWR!
Oh, ai read dat as tinee “moo” an gawted awl cormfewsed as ai din’t see no cows. Ai finkso is prolly time for me to open a bottle of wine, teh stress is obveyussly getting to me.
okay, sj, here iz a glass ov yur naymesake. A vodka martoonie wif a drop ov ginger cognac added to warm up up and decrease stress eben mroe.
blonde in bloo, in teh werds ob teh song by teh partrijj famblee – ai fink ai lubs u! Cheers!!!
Ai’ll drink 2 dat!
*clinky glasses wiv annipuss*
Cheez!
Mah up-paw-logeez, let meh sho u dem. Sum wurdz iz prawbublee best left n dere Inglesh spelingz fr bettur undurstandubilitee.
Mew.
Kan u heer me splort?
In space, nowun can heer u splort.
In space, everyone can hear you splort. . .
As long, that is, as you’re equipped with a RemLok survival mask oar a CCC-isshewed NASA-cpmplatible 50s bavving cap.
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(For dowz dat down’t get teh first reference, iz owkay. Iz bery obskewer TTI novella qwote from a computer gaym populur dere in the mid 80s.)
PINKY PINKY TOE PADZ!!!!!
oh Noes! Nawt agin!
++++SPLORT++++
will noe wun helpin the 18WK? ai will doez teh bess ai kin:
*grabs broom an sweepity brainzbitz inna pile;
washes gentlee wit teh alkalinzed watah fur gud health-
uses trowel to pour brainz ina brainbox bone of hed-
nao wrapity wrap with teh silvery duckity wattahproofz tapes*
her iz teh CHRG: with flowerz onit!
*pullz ober teh hed, wrapping with floofy blanky*
what to restor yur spiritz? hot cider or grapez juz?
Thanky Thanky!!! Dem pinly pinky toe padz gets meh evry tiem.
I lieks teh cider pleeeze.
is is hard ciderz cuz I culd uze sum hard ciderz rite about nao.
Snuggles into floofy blanky on cold Virginia afternoonz.
iz hot cider wit mulling spices and amber rum. enjoy!*clinky glasses*
Klinly Klinky!! I need meor Rum. And a hammar to hit meself in teh hed a few teims. Wen will Ai go tu teh malebox and nawt get another freaking bill!!!!????1???
Moar stripes in moar places.
Zing
Heer, we seez anudder kitteh at
Kitteh Kat Cheerleeding Skool.
Wat duz we want?
GUSHIFUD!
Wen duz we want it?
NAO!
do we cheer for teh ICHC Catamownts, or teh NB Cougars??
silee swirly- can has dictionary? shudn’t catamowntz be fur teh NB? ai jus askin…
teh pinkeeness ov teh toez!
*splert*
teh spikeeness ob teh furz!
*splort*
teh wyde opin mouf!
*grabz hed n chesst*
ai fallz ober frum teh kyoot!1!
*fallz donw kinda ded but knot awl-teh-way ded*
…so wurf it…
anudder wun? OOOOOOOOOooooooooooonoes! ai new but here wii goes again (pleez nawt be mad iffin ai doit rong! ai iz trying!)
ai will doez teh bess ai kin:
*grabs broom an sweepity brainzbitz inna pile;
washes gentlee wit teh alkalinzed watah fur gud health-
uses trowel to pour brainz ina brainbox bone of hed-
nao wrapity wrap with teh silvery duckity wattahproofz tapes*
her iz teh CHRG: with flowerz onit! AN BATHCAP fur XTRA saftee!
*pullz ober teh hed, wrapping with floofy blanky*
what to restor yur spiritz? hot cider or grapez juz?
kittyboocat – ccc, ur doin it rite!
*flutturz eyez opin*
fank u bery much 4 teh saving ov meh!
teh hot cider iz mai choyce!
*taeks teh cider frum kittyboocat. sipz it sloely*
mai braynez r awl bak n2 mai braynbox bone! fank u! fank u!
*bloz kizzez 2 kittyboocat*
Hey, ober heer, I founded teh hot spot.
LFG! need healer!
See, I cans maek it to teh tops ov teh dwapes!
ohai cheezpeepz!
Dat kitteh luks sad, did itz lost itz cheezburger?
kitteh sez: ai keepz tryin to commint but no wun can heerz mee! : (
Hoo sed dat?
Hoo sed wat?
*brane implodes*
*trolps*
reevurse splort! OMCC! whut do u do foar those???
*elip anni niarb peews*
*niarb sehsaw*
*deh anni kab niarb ytipoocs*
*sepat ytickud parw, parw*
*GRHC sbig dna eeknalb yfoolf sbig*
*tilkohk twah sdnah*
?oan rettub lwa
ROFLMAO!!
one fing I am shur of, iz that heat shud be applied externally, as in nise hot baff, as upposed to internally (hot choklit) and sinse we is having our 2nd day of TTI like weathers here in NC, I is hopping in2 one rite now.
Will let you know how it werks out!
*skwink*
eye knead a drinksie nao. awl taht bakwardness haz hurt mai hed.
*goez off 2 fix anuver kawfee wif lotsa lotsa baileys in it.* wood u liek wan 2?
lolspeek bakwurds? cud nawt do!
!!!!! sregrub ytnebele, sydalg-gib
u knaht.
ti u wohs im tel ruhsan sdrowkab im
!!!!swap yfoolf spalc
!NIW
OMCC!! tu phunnee!
oh BG, yew maded me lol outloud!!! *sumtimes ai jus lol quietly tew maiself*
!sregruB eviF
@@@@@! cannawt do those bakwurds but wud if ai cud!
wite choklit?
I dunno!! Let’s fink.
Implosion.. means we need to increas internal body/blud presshures to reinflayte teh cranium. Any ideas??
ai has a stoopid; wut iz teh trolps?
do nawt worriez. u nawt haz a stoopie sew much as be kneading a mirror.
*whispers* iz jus splort written bakwords.
*hands martoonie a boddle ov wed wine to reinflate bwain*
duz taht WURKZ??? gimme sum plz plz plz!
*hands tessm a boddle ov wed wine fur teh reverse splort*
*hands tessm elebenty cases ov wed wine fur footshure prolems*
Wed wine iz liek choklit – it duzzn’t hurt, and it mite juss halp.
oh fankyoo Romeow! how iz u doin? how r fings atta pleh shelter?
Pleh iz az pleh duz.
Cuz ov staffing prollems, I waz dere on Munday and can’ts b dere till tomorrow. A week ov teh kittehs nawt getting much lubs.
Gud nooz iz dat dey let meh puts sum on Petfinder.com! Iffs u search fur cats in zip code 85222, u will seez dem. I maeded a video fur Teh Five Frenz kittens.
I hab been maeking kitty beds fur teh kittehs at teh shelter dis week.
I will put linkee in next message in case iz nommed.
http://www.petfinder.com/search/search.cgi?pet.Animal=Cat&pet.Breed=&pet.Age=&pet.Size=&pet.Sex=&location=85222
oh… they has a Thelma and Louise!
*has a sad*
I hopes these can find homes liek my Thelma and Weezy.
And teh littul blak kitteh. And teh tuxie one.. and… all of them!
*snifful*
Such kewt liddle kittehs! An so menny ob tehm! Ai wud takes tehm awl, but ai is a lawng way away (plus, husband wud kill me) – ai hopeso tehy finds good foreber homes soon!
oh noes! bee careful, berry splortacious kittehs there onna video!
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Romeow, u iz doing a GRATE JOB!
{{Romeow}}
{{alla shelter kittehs}}
FangQ Romeow, ai needs awl teh help ai can get – is MUNDAY tomorrow!!! *shudders*
due nawt using the smilies! teh WP be nommin yr cmmint an nebber hork up foreber! happen tew me before afinkso!
oh, but if u putz a spayse between teh eyez anna mouf, it wurks… kinda…
: )
hay, toodae ai haz twict got a 503 error frum WP servers “sumfing haz gon rong, iz prolly Matt’s fawlt, reeload inna minut.”
payge hazza WP favicon onnit, NAWT the cheezburger favicon.
Must bee WP’s fawlt!!! ai knoo it cud nawt be all owr BB’s fawlt!
yesh, wuz doin dat to mee, too. Matt, whoeber u is, get wif teh program plz an fix teh borkedness!!!
NO SMILEY FACE! NO! teh Pooter eatz yew!
WAKE UPS!
Iz mah gushi fud tiem!
Iz kitteh on da Furrizon netwerk?
Win!
Brilliant!
Cheers, Peter
Okay, who do I need to talk to to gets a messidj tew Santa Claws?
Behine ebery grate Santa Claws, dere iz a Mrs. Santa Claws.
I want….no NEED…..a punchin bag!
I gonna taek pikshurs of peeplol hoo hisses me awf an taype tehm tew teh bag!
I do nawt has a hapeee 2day.
oh noes! ai gibs u sum uv myne if it will halps?
Some ov ur happee, Tessm?
Nyse gestyoor, but it nawt halp, aifinkso.
I has awl dis pent-up enerjee, an I gotta fine sumfink tew do wif it.
Hmmm, teh NG springs to mind….
Oops! NB, ai meen. Altho NG wud be gud too!
I nawt gonna hit teh YNG!
Iz nawt himz fawlt I has a hissed awf.
hm… parentz back one day…
hissed off teh next…
coninky-dink? or not?
*gasp*
they dint find out about ur party, did they??
R u GROWNDED??
Nope, nawt grownded. I cubber my traks berry well.
I hazza hissed awf an a restless.
I HAET feline lyk dis!
Ahto, they prolly wud try tew grown me ifn they knew sum fingz I wuz doin!
**ebil grin**
so why is u hissed off?
Basically, my BFF is being moar B tahn BFF.
ouch!
has u talked to hur about it?
I has found that sometimes peeple hiss u off, and really has no idea about it till u tells them…
This has been going on for a while.
It started a coupla months ago when she told me she couldn’t handle my negativity, and if I’d only do what she’d told me to do, then I’d be fine. I needed a friend and got kicked in the teeth instead.
Now, she’s dating this guy I cannot stand and I can’t do anything about it. She made a comment to me after church today and I almost came back with, “Well people don’t always do what you want them to” but walked away instead.
It seems like she’s employing a double-standard and that isn’t flying with me. She thinks she can tell me how she feels about certain aspects of my life, but I can’t say anything about hers.
I’ve already lost 3 major relationships this year. Maybe the 4th is coming.
sry.
I think u shud have a talk with her.. really, if u get upset and don’t talk about it, it can fester… and one day, you’ll just explode and really let her have it. Maybe she is just trying to be ur friend, but going about it the wrong way? It sounds like a complicated situation, but if you want to remain friends, it sounds like you need to have a heart to heart. But maybe wait til u cool down a bit.
{{{{rhsb}}}}
I know what she will say, tho. “U has a jellus”!
Jellus ov DAT?!? Ai doan finkso!
U know how sum wimmens are. Sum gui gibs ‘em teh tiem ov day an tehy foargit who u are.
jmho… but if she is really ur friend, and wants to remain ur friend, she will talk to u… if not, well then, at least u know, and don’t have to waste more energy on someone who does not deserve it.
I may try to talk to her about this in a month or two. Right now, I feel like I just need to keep some distance between us until I have the strength I’ll need to deal with it.
Wel don’t yell down, taht’s Basement Cat. Yell ups!
This kitty is a bunch of orange with pink.
Ohai ebberybuddy!
*Awww* … teh paw kitteh! He iz gawin’ too gibes himselfz soar froat! I fix four himz.
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*Rummidgez awound in bawxes, baggiez, vailz an’ all soarts ob container-y typez objects*
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*Emplois teh pawer tooolz, includin’ teh tendrilz ob doomz, but dis time foar teh honourawble porpoises*
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*Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
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*Tappity tappity tap*
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*Pullity pullity pull*
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*Paintity paintity paint*
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Dere … wii now haz deh nawt-second ICHC tin-can telelephawnes, compwete wif Pwofessor Happycat logo! Nawt too be gettin’ teh soar fwoat now, kitteh *smilols*
Polly wurks bettah den mostest cell fones.
Noe, ai haz att mobility. Ai canut hiiryu.
Wreddy ore nawt heer ai comin!!!
OMG TALK NORMAL
Warning: ControlTroll in teh area.
Do nawt engage. Dey r prolly gone already.
Aw come on! Lemme at em, lemme at em.
Why are you talking like that?
It must be very hard.
jus cuz wii haz a funnee ascent does nawt meen u can bee makeeng fun ov us.
dis haz bin a test (nawt sukseful) ov mai new abatar.
oooh…. der it iz.
aithawt nobee minde iff ai hangz mai rambleengz awn teh trollz post.
Marco…
Ha ha dat a vedy funny comment! Maybe as good as mine!?
POLO!!
Fanks JeepAmerica!
LAWL
dis b lawlin upz deh lolcat nashon!
Weez kannawt heer yuu yett, Kitteh; teh trolles bees draowning yuu aowt;
OK, weez chaised thems aowf foar naow;
Ai heer yuur “Mrrrrrrrrrooooaaawww, mrrrrroooaaww” prittee guud rite naow;
Yuu wuntez guushy fuud?; ‘K: Ai geyts teh kan-oapenir; yuu wuntez tunah oar see-fuud feest? oar a liddol ov bof?
‘K; yuu eet iyt up naow; Ai’ll barrykaide teh doar befoar anuvver troll showes up!!!
RIIIIICOLAAAAA!
nice. o, n noez, i cants herz uz
oh noes – ifs ai dident haz bad hedake, ai wood splort – bebbeh kitten – orinj n pinkee toesies!!!
ah lik how da kat is yehlling! keep up de guid wrk!
I seeeddd…”DAT FURST STEP’S A DOOZYYY”
Wuch awt fer does treeeee!!! *SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLORT!*
George ov teh Junglol FTW!
LOlz I canz Hearz yuoz Nao lololollzzzzz RoflCopToRssss
RitaCat sez
“HHEEEYYYYYYY YYOOOOOUUU GGUUUYYYYYYYYYYS!!!”
I STUK!!
PLZ CALL FIARMEN!!!!
FIER IN TEH HOOOOOOOWLLL
Hmm… I wish I kould, but alls I see is kapshuns. Maybe u shud swish to ay tee n tee. they much bettar in this podunk of a town.
No,all I see is a caption and a kitty silently screaming
Awesome. I think my cat has done that before