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Iz can openur?
Wii wants gushi fuds!
Kongradtschoolayshunz awn teh nawt-secund!!
Fanks, DK.
yes, congaratz rhsb.
whut rhsb be standin fur? or iz nawt polite tew be asking?
kitty curiosity: ai has it!
ooh! ai noez teh answur tew dat kwestun……altho ai’ll let rhsb tell yoo dat…
she mite nawt wawnt tew sai…
U kin tayle, DK.
nah…iz yoar tayle tew telll…
Gibbme a minnit, see ifn I kin find ware I asplayned.
yea…ai nawt noez awl teh detaylez….awnlee whut teh naem meenz…
Dint find it, sew heer goes teh typin…
Teh parints ov my BFF in ohai-skool cawled me teh “Red-heded step-child” becuz I wuz at dere howse sew mush dat dey ‘dopted me. I has teh reddish hares.
Yeers latur, teh parints wuz jokin abowt nawt bein marryed legul-lyk becuz sumfink onna marridj certifikit nawt spelled rite. Teh dotters sed, “Oh noes! Wii is bastidges!” (Tehy used dat exack werd.)
Sew, I comminted, “I mus be teh Red Heded Step Bastidj” an teh naym stuk.
*big smilol* Lubs eet!
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An rhsb, us redheads gots tew stick tewgever.
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Ai beh a red-head (red hair, fur does ub yew dat hab heard da “read head” joak.
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Ai NOES der was a reason ai likez yew!
Egg-sept foar teh gray wuns (hao did DOSE get dere?), iz gotten darker ober teh yeers. Wuz moar strawburry-blond wen I wuz teen-agur.
Wen I wuz bebbeh, it wuz whyte-blonde an curlee. Nao, teh waves show wen it’s wet or I air dry it.
I wuz LUBS to has hares lyk Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
**whispurrs** dere is pikshur of me on my profyle. Clicky my bloo name an go to pikshurs. I iz in teh red swettur.
teh moar red-heads, teh better, ai sai. ai stikz wif yew two too, ifn yew two doan mind, bein a red-hed maisef.!
(but ai haev nawt her the read head joke, BDM. Iz it suitable fur dis site?)
Kewl! Ai awl-sew haz teh red hair! Ai knowed dere wuz sumfing abowt dis site Ai liekded!
=^..^=
othur den teh kittehs?
Uh-oh. I b deh brunette. wif moar gray dan I wud like tu admit tu. I finkso, I b owtnumbered bai deh redhedz.
/runz away fast.
Yew are teh cween, mj. yew cud haev teh purple hair and yew wud still outnumber us!
hmmm….ai’z surrowndeded…bai redeheds…..and bai sum femailz………..
ai fink ai’z out ob mai debpth heer….
*runs awai ebben fastur*
Oh, and BTW, rhsb, even Julia Roberts duzn’t have hair liek Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. It taeks 90 minutes in hair and make-up, 2 hours of detailed painting with light plus genius camera work to maek even a beeyutiful woman look that beeyutiful.
MKultra999, sew ur saying dere iz no hoap fur deh rest uv us? :snerk:
ebben tho dey stillll beeyutiful wifowt teh payntin and stuffs…
Yep, ebben tho dey still beeyutiful wifout awl dat stuff!
Ai am afrayd, yer majesty, dat we haev no moar hope of looking liek Pretty Woman dan we haev uf riding on magic carpets or spinning straw into gold.
Beauty is complicated. Don’t get me started.
Oh, iz dat awl deh harder it b?? Kuz, wii b heer in Cheezland, wair enneefing b possiblol.
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*duz a happpee dans, rownd and
*rownd in deh straw.
*spinnee rownd, spinnee rownd
*and jumpz ontu a carpet…
LUK!!! Deh straw!!!
it turninged intu gold
and I b flying!!!!!
*holdz up a mee roar
*adn Julia Child lukz bak at mii.
Just az i thot. ratz ratz ratz.
pretty iz teh wut iz teh pencils an teh lightz. beauty iz wut has strait frum teh tub. all women beauty- jus sum iz mor ten udderz am ai right DK?
Well, ai haev noawt yet met enny woman in cheezland whoo is nawt beeyutiful and kind and funnee and brave nor enny man whoo is nawt handsum and clebber and nice and bold. Whoo needz moovee starz when we have cheezpeeps?
iz moar ob sum has beautee, and lets eet shien…..and sum dat chayngez der beautee wif whutebber dey yuses….
sum peepz just has natural beautee…..
nawt dat ai wud aktchualee kno….butt………ai jus ses whut wuz awn mai hed…
*stepz awff sopbawks*
*shiftee eyez*
*tryes tew hieds carput behiend bak*
DK, didn’t wii leeve a flying carpet around heer sumwhere?
flyin carputt? wut flyin carputt? ai nawt noez ob annee…..*triez and faels tew hied carputt behiend bak*
*clears throat*
*raises eyebrow*
*holds out hand for carpet*
da joak bout red head is dis:
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“Yew noes Jane? She’s da red head?”
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“She haz red hair?”
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“No, just a red head.”
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Dats it. A guy in TTI told eet tew meh bout 7 yrs ago.
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An honestly, mah red awl cums outta da bottle dese dais; was solid grey by 35.
*sigh*
*gibs yoo teh carputt*
*puts golden straw in pawkit*
ditto. ai found mai furst grai hare abowt 24 yeers ago and instantly went to teh drug store. Ifn mai grai wuz dramatik silver oar wite ai wud haev let it go, but it wud be sad maus grai, so it’s red insted.
Kthx fur teh carputt, DK. Nao wii can go fur a ride.
*unfurls flying carpet*
Where wud yoo liek to go?
hmmm….ai nawt noez……ai’ll juss tag alawng wid yoo, iff dat beez okaiz…
DK, yoo will haev to take a raincheck fur dat majik carputt ride, ai just reelized wut tiem it is and ai haev to get reddy fur wurk tomorrow wich is reeelly eerly. But ai promises wii will go sumwere fun sum ovver tiem, OK
{{{Gud nites!}}}
okaiz…..*taeks raenchek*
Maybee if yoo ar reelee gud, cweenmj will taek yoo fur a majikal ride in her bubblol! Nuthing (well, awlmost nuthing
) iz moar fun tahn riding in teh bubblol – floating over cheezland . . .a moast wundermaus thing to do!
mkultra999 cwoht *Ifn mai grai wuz dramatik silver oar wite ai wud haev let it go, but it wud be sad maus grai, so it’s red insted.*
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yup yup – ai tohtalee ahgree – mai red kums outta bottlol 2.
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Adn der b lawtz ub beeutimus menz and wimenz heer inteh Cheezland!!11!!
teh onlee peepz taht is uglee is teh mean wuns, aifinkso.
ohai, ai iz layte, but kan ai bee inna redhed club too pls pls pls?
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mai hairdresser iz teh bestest. when ai getz teh nawt-red wuns, she sez, “iz PLATINUM. berry expensive.”
Foar uv teh Qtest kittoonz evur. Tehy mos def diisurvit!
Wii see ded peeple!
basement cat. iz tellin us to do fings. terrible fings.
Kinda fun terrible fings, akshully.
awltho ai fink moar ob teh fun den terribull…
I think it’s just a vent. People were probably just talking and they thought it was… um…… Ceiling cat? I don’t know! They don’t hear dead people!
But how do u realllllly know?
Kittehs can hear thingz taht we cant…
Tehy has teh big ears, and sooper sensitive hearings…
*cue twilite zone musicks*
or, someone stuk a can of toona in teh vent.
That’s my guess.
Eeeewwwww….
psst ai puts santy claws hat on ur kwilt!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2742697
ooh…ai can has santy claws hat tew plz?
Ohai Draconic Kitteh! Ai tries tu maeks won fur ew. Ew gots a picshur ew wanna hat on? Maibee ewr kitteh? Ew sends tu midnightsdeer@runbox.com Ai tries tu due et!
ai weesh dat ai has a kitteh…………
oh no u dint!!
*squeals with happy!*
I has to wait til tomorrow to see if WP will accept this offering… I has my signon stuffs at werks.
Fanks M’Deer!!
I iz lukking forward to Monday now, strange but troo…
ish funneeee how eeesly we are pleeeeezed!!!
LOL! wood rafer poot hat on skwirrl! ai jus due et as a joke!
Ew r very gud credic!
I sees if I can find a gud skwrrrl pickshur tomorrows!
Teh problem wif WP was that it always told me teh pickshures were 2 big, but wudn’t let me edit/crop them! I tried several times and finally got so frustrated I gave up.
edeet eet befoar uplodin eet tew WP……yew can yuse GIMP, a free vershun ob photoshop…..eet wurks grate!
Ai can sqish deem preddy smaw! So jus let meh noes.
BTW ew gots so eggsighted ai does et bettah.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2743516
ooooh tahts a gud wan. clappity, clappity wif teh floofy pawz 4 ur cleberness, midnightsdeer.
Weel fanks ew BG! Ew r da very kind!
iz teh hoomins in teh b- ai meanz, teh laundry room.
be foldin teh cloz.
Basement Cat nawt rilly ebil. Just lieks to sit on teh dryer.
Basement Cat iz moar teh fun-lubbin, mescheevyus tieyp…
poor basemint cat. she needs luv 2!
she’s been sittin on my lap all day long…
*whispers*
That’s why I has been here so much. I’z afraid to move.
U has teh BC on lap? LUKKY!
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Hey, Minions! BC iz ober at Leeza’s howse! Wanna bisit her?
aww……
ai can has yur cat?
JK….awltho ai wants wun…
u can’t has one, DK?
nawt “can’t” has wun….juss nawt has wun…..ai hadededed a goggie, but she runned awai, sum tyme ago, and nawt com bak……
DK, that is teh saddesst fing ai heerd awl week.
she been gaoneded foar abowt atleest a munth oar sew…..
ai wants a kitteh…. wun dat woant raneded awai….
dat cud be a new song, eiver bai Huey Lewis and teh News
I wanna New Kitteh –
One dat Woant Runned away,
one dat woant skratch mai couch to shredz
one dat just lieks to kiss and play)
OR it cud be by teh Ames Brothers (ifn yew are a little older)
I’m gonna buy a paper kitteh ai can call mai own
A kitteh dat woant be running away
Nawt ‘noo’ kitteh….a nawt-secund kitteh…
well, she wud still be noo to yew, rite?
Yew deserve a good kitteh, DK
yah…..ai wants a gud kitteh……mai neyborz has 3 kittehs…..
huey lolwis!!! FTW
lolwis. *snerk*
jamamakitty – yoo haz a santa hat too????? Oh, ai want wun!!!
*clappity clappity* u rite gud songz!!
Leeza, I nebber seen teh BC pikshur awn ur profyle.
Iz hur soldid blak?
she’s there! I just lukked.. she’s .. I FINK.. no. 15. Teh only blak kitteh. Sittin on a table, in profile, facin teh left. She is blak as blak can be, UNTIL she’s in direct sunlite, and tehn u see she iz actually like a sable. I never really ‘got’ what sable was til her. Her underfloof is a little lighter too. But anyways, it makes taking a pickshure and getting her troo color hard, b/c she shows up lighter than she really looks.
Iz Blossom playin wif hur tayle? Iz hur teh floofy wun?
no.. that wuz blossom’s mama.
She is teh only kitteh in teh pickshure.. right after Gummi (gray and wite mix looking up from floor)
okays… I just went thru and deleted some, I needed to anyways…shud make it easier to see her. Thelma is teh next to the last pickshur.
I iz going to beds now… it’s early, I knows, but I still don’t feel so grate, so I iz gonna hit teh bed and read.
G’nites!!
Hoep yoo feels bedder tomorrow, Leeza. Nitey-nite!
*raps leeza in floofee burple blankee n gibs her flannel-cubbered hawt wadder boddel*
wutcha gonna hit deh bed wif??
aww………yoo juss put a bad thot in mai maynd……
*goes tew teh NB*
Huh????
i wuz thinkging hit deh bed wif an
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Aardvark
Baseball bat
Celery stawk
D………..
Dowsing Rod
Eel
Feather Boa
G…….
Galvinometer
Harmonica
Illlustrated buk uv birdz
Jakkalope
K……
Kippereded herring
Lemming
Maus
N…
ai wuz tinkin ob hitten bed wif othur purrsun…….: oops:
Kraakaen arm (ifn he nawt using it)
Lariat
Merino Wool
Noodles
Push toys
O…….
Oven mitts
Purplol elolefentz
Quilted pillowz
R………….
Othur person
Push toys
Quill pen
Rope ladder
Strait Jacket
T….
Ostentagious Maus
Pajamaed Ferrat
Quiet Skwirrl
R
Reelee plooshy pillos
Sawft blankies
Troolee warm bed
U…
U
Veree sawft pillos
W…
Uglee fruit
verry long pole
weerd pretzel
xtra blankee — kuz itz cold
y…….
Yams
Zabaglione – wutta mess!
Nite-nite awl. Iz orf to beddee-byes.
{{{{{{cheezfrens}}}}}}
Yoo?
Z……..
Wooly Wrapz
X-buns (hot)
Yellow rose petalz
Z…..
Zoo?
Teh Whole Zoo?? DK, Yoo need anuvver trip to teh naughty barn, aifink so!
G’nite 4.5K!! Schmoooo!!!!
okaiz…nawt teh /whoel/ zoo…….jus wun oar too….mebbe juss wun…..
OK, ai need to go, ai still need to repack mai bags fur wurk befor ai go to bed eerlee cuz ai have to get up at 4 ayem!
{{{{{DK}}}}}
{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}
yea…ai has tew go tew bed nao tew…..
g’nite awl ob ya’ll!
{{{{cweenmj}}}}
{{{{othur cheezpeeps}}}}
{{{{{mkultra}}}}}
teh voises arent tawking
tehyre just venting.
an wii wants a warm!
I wanna warm, too!
I has teh chillee an jes tuuk my hares down. Iz still DAMP unnerneeth!
Mai noo 4 Sizzins CD playin nao; I dedi…dead…dicat…gibs dis winter sawng to u, rhsb.
Iz gud sawng?
I gonna hasta uze hares-dryur tewnite, oar else dere will be hail tew pay inna moarnin wen I try tew brush it owt!
Maded me laff – I forgets teh 4 Sizzins groop. Dis teh Vivaldi 4 Sizzins, wif baroke orkistra an stuff. Iz offishly a concerto, ifinkso.
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Teh winter peece has teh grate snostorm wif awl teh violins goin nutz. Iz a gud sawng!!!
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Yes, gets teh hare dry. Wet hares are teh pleh – an wet rabbits, too!
*breethez fier awn wud neerby tew staert warm fyer*
dat halp?
why muz ai always log on jus affer teh posting ub teh lol????????
*snivil*
*large tears of self pity streak otherwise adorable face*
Cuz WeirdPrezl iz teh stoopy?
Jes a gess.
ai iz agreed wit yew. an teh commentz box, it keep be moving when ai typie!!! iz moz distractin.
n e way, maibe bein in california is tew blame. when habbing teh funeral, teh spek ub ‘teh very, VERY late kittyboocat!
*snerk*
ohai KBC, iff yew watch teh bottom ob teh page yew will see wen ebbryfing is finished loadin………udderwize fings move ’round…….. yesh is nuts!!
I habbing all same teh problem! an my pooter iz poopie, cuase sez iz awl loaded an tehn – iz nawt! teknawl-edgy iz only grate win it wurkz!@!!!
ish troooo, ish trooooo!!
I haz a happee – I gots Fyerfox tihs afternoon, an I has no ads!!
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ICHC lodes fast! An relodes fast! An I can has comments!!!!!1!!!ELEBENTY!!!!
yay! fyerfawks! iz teh bestestest ebbur!
Ai juss gotted Fyrfox tew, and LUBS it… mush mush moor stabil dan IE.
But keepz deh IE soez u kin favrit deh picz. Fyrefawkz nawt haz deh favrit buttin on deh front page or deh commint paig.
Ai can due dat frum Fyrfox…
O, ai c… nawt da front paj
Well – frum where then? Ai haz awnlee safari an firefox, so ai ca awnlee favoriete things frum teh profiles – cuz ususally sumwun duz it.
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Hao do yoo do it??
Grate colleckshun ov kitteh styles an cullers. Long fur, short fur, meezer, callyko (or mebbe tortie). Garranteed to shed on ebbry culler shirt u has!!
Luuks moar lyk caliko tew mi.
Tortie moar blak/orinj wif littlol/no whyte, aifinkso.
But den agin, I cud be rong.
ai wuz always tinkin, calico iz teh spots ub colors, teh torie iz teh flecks, mor tiny, ona black not white. anybuddy knowing fur surez?
ai noes that teh kitteh in teh picshur iz a calico. ai also noes dat all calicoez are females! ai will go an luk up teh technical difference tweens torties and calicoez (ai am liek a mongoose – mai motto iz “run and find out” (‘ceptin ai is too old and floofee to be runnin mush deez daiz!;-D)
Ackshully, nawt awl calikoes are femayle, but moast are. Boi calikoes do eggsist, but r teh nawt-furtile. Nu sush fink as a pur-bred caliko.
Dey iz lyk teh snoflakes. No 2 eggzacklee alyke.
Teh Calico is teh State Kitteh of Maryland and this is wut it sez on teh Maryland Website:
A calico cat must be a tri-color, with its three colors in distinct patches, not mixed as in a tortoiseshell cat. Some breed standards specify what percentage of the body must be white; others allow tabby striping in the color patches. To be a true tri-color, a calico cat’s colors must be: white; red or cream; and black, blue, chocolate, lilac, cinnamon, or fawn. The variations in color from red and black are caused by a gene which dilutes, or lightens up the basic color, and produces a dilute calico cat, most commonly with a coat of white, cream, and blue.
It also sez wut rhsb sez abowt malez.
No, ifinkso ur rite – tortie dusnt haz a wite.
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Hao u doin tihs howliday, rhsb? I got teh pleh day after Tahnksgibbon. Gud fing, too, or dere wud be murder afoots.
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WYE duz relatibs has to tawk about teh enomokomey?
*blargh*
me 2, 2 minions!
I has had teh kweasee for 3 days now.
I wish twould go aways.
PS.. not all relatibs talk economee. Some talk pollyticks. *rolls eyez*
teh pleh day? duz ai ebben want tew kno?
Bee-caws rellatibz haz LAWTZ uv stoopy! Ai aboidz mai rellatibz liek teh vyul playg uv iddy-yussy tehy iz, and spendz hawlidaze wif mai frenz instedd! Hawlidaze wif tunz uv nyceness and funneez – we haz it!
=^..^=
Okay, ur rite, Skwirllgirl – cud be wurse, cud be pollytiks.
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DK, my pleh wuz just hed cold, wif sniffles an sneeezzzeeee….CHEW! But no has nao. An it kept me insied wen I mite hab killed sumbuddy, so iz gud fing.
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Spent awl day-befor-caturday wachin HGTV wif teh krissmus decoratin speshuls. Sum peeps go nuts wif teh lites – iz fun to wach.
oh…..dat pleh….
*hands tisshoo*
waet…wy wud yoo hab killud sumwun? O.O
awlsew garranteeeededed tew maek annewun has a hed asploshyun
Uh oh…….
juss tawkin abaowt dis ………
*pulls doawn CHRG, but eet braykez*
*SPLORT*
Uh-oh – Cheezland cant be ha1ssing wif dis!! We needs DK teh Burger Meister!
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MEE-OW, MEE-OW, MEE-OW, heres teh CCC!!!
*CCC parks on tawp ov stoopy naybur parkin in mergency spayce*
Team jumps into action:
Sweepy, sweepy awl teh brayns.
Packy, packy brayns reel tite. Good cleen braynes, nawt need washin.
SN-AP! teh noo CHRG. SN-AP! extra CHRG.
Tapy, tapy wif ducky taype.
Wraps up DK tite in red-an-yellow flame blankie, wif Spanish Cawfee to drink.
(can’t be whut? ai nawt noez wut “ha1ssing” meenz….)
*snorgles intew blankie*
fanks, 2minions!
altho….cud ai has hawt chokklit rathur den cawfee?
Alwais. Wants teh burn-on sugar? Taht’s mai fabrit part ov Spanish Coffee.
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Bet it’s gud on hawt chokklit…
Hmmm…dat saownds gud…
Melts teh chokklit.
Heets teh milk.
Mix, mix, mix.
Gets glass mug wif a stem an a handlol.
Rubs insied ov mug wif Katlua.
Rolls mug in shooger.
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Hey, DK – a litlol fyer, here?
whut abaout a fyer….yoo wants wun?
Jus a litlol flame liek a teeny flame frower – it carml..marmel…melts teh shooger on teh glass an maeks it brown.
ah…..hao mucch fyur iz neededed foar dat?
Ummm….nawt shur. I neber maed before…
*uses littol bit ob flaem*
dere…did dat wurk?
Byootimus!!!!
*pour, mix, floof*
*hands Draconic Kitteh mug wif floofy hawt chokklit an carmel glaze awl round top ov mug*
Cheers!! An fangs fur teh help!!
*sips at teh hawt-chokklit*
o wao………dis iz………………….purrfuctlee aamayzeen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Typo – shud be “hassing” as in Granny Weatherwax’s “I can’t be having with this!”
Prittee Kittehz nawt
oanlee heerz feengz frum uddur
syde. Dey smellz feengz 2
Hewminz grilleengz awn
upstayrz pattee~o. Smellz a
lawtz lyke Cheezburgrz!!!
Cood beez Nom Nom Bawkz!
No… Kittehz’ reefynd sensses
sez itz Cheezburgr!
Kittehz deesydez 2
ambush Hewminz wunzz nommee
Cheezburgrz arz dun
Jack.
Jack Deth knoes teh wais
Ov sekrit kitteh senses liek
Ectoplasmic nose.
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But kan he egsplain
Hao teh kittehs waek me up
Rite befor alarm?
dey mite bee abul tew heer the alarm startin up…
Ohai, 2minionz:
But kan he egsplain
Hao teh kittehs waek me up
Rite befor alarm?
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Kittehz habz sooperb
inturnill clawkz. Day knoez wenz
itz moarneengz fud tyme!
Nawkturnill Kittehz
playz wyle Hewminz sleep. Wantz sum
nomz B4 day napz
Getteengz Hewminz upz
urlee gibz sum moar tyme 2 maykz
deelishuss brekkfust!
Jack.
Oh, Jack!! Hoorayz!!1! *clapping uf floofy paws!!!*
Jack – teh Haiku Hero ov ICHC! Sees ebreething wif teh aies ov a poet! Invites us to joyne his majikal whirrled!
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Maybe lolcatburglar cud rite a sawng about Jack. Ai heer “Haiku Hero” sounding much laik “Pinball Wizard!”
We yoozez teh heet
tu charj ar layzorz.
Ossim, LOLDemon! Kitteh fizziks!
nawt onlee dat, but eet probydeseses enurgee foar monorayl cat, hovercat, and teh transpoart tew teh NB….
duz yu heerz teh scurrying ob mousies?
rodints arre frendz, nawt fud…………….
Mmmmm… yess, frendz! Dat’s wy we playz wif dem! Patpatpat, patpatpat…
(jus teezin, reely we lurvz owr rodenti frenz)
Yessss, jess playin’…come owt, come owt!
But we needz teh mousies tew bringz tew owr meeting…come owt, mousies! We will nawt hurtz yu! We promiss! *crosses floofy paws*
*maus tail hangin frum teh mouf*
did u sed frens? but dey has a nais flvr
owh, sry.. iz tokkin wif muh mouf ful again.
hey…ware yu get dat?
*gasp* NUUUUUUUU! *triez tew pull mows out ob ur mouf*
Cheezburgurz hab bettur flavur!
i noes *barfs maus awt*
but sumtiems wen teh maus plais n skurriez around, mai “preydaytur mode” kicks in.
u noes, teh kitteh eyes suddenly goes wyde frum seeing awl dat akshun.
*putz cheezburger and muves eet araond*
Remines me ov krissmus fing I has to finish fur siskat.
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Is stich pikchur ov Grate Hornd Wol. Wif capshun. Capshun sez, “Nawt eben a maus.”
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Sick, but funnee iffn u lieks teh raptors. Wich mai siskat duz.
soundz teh win and awsum. just sayin. *smiley face*
O! U iz teh Phillipe wut mai noo frndz sed “tel teh Phillipe u iz bloo!”
*kertsee az teh laydeez*
Hai, Phillipe. I bee noolee bloo.
ohai — yes, that is me. Congrashumalshuns on becoming bloo. This deserves a naward, in teh form of a sootably bloo peece of myoosic. Bcuz WP has been so picky lately, ai will put the link in a next commint, in case it duzzn’t wurk. Here goes …
o mai! thaz a lubbery asortment of teh kittehs!
Wunner dooz they heer a maus?!
Did sumbody sez maus??!
Mmmust…. fite…. preydaytur instink…
(Remembers darconix advais and noms cheezburgers insteat)
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*distrakted by wal climbing geicos* nao dat is one urge i can’t fite!
He says its Carlton, the doorman.
Wel, Kittehs: teh fings yuu bees heeryng frum teh uvver siede mite bees goeing:
‘Buhmp iyn teh Nite’………. Iyf thems ar goeing ‘buhmp’, iyt bees bestist tuu ahvoidez thems:
Iyt cuud bees a hyuoomin maikyng a cheezburger awn teh uvver sied ov teh waul;
OAR!! Iyt cuud bees teh Nite-Staulkur Kitteh; (iyn wich cayse yuu beddure runnez veree fas tuu yuur hyuoomin’s bedd, adn pullez teh cuvvers oaver yuur hed wif a kwikniss; tehn attatch yuurseylfes tuu yuur hyuoomin’s legg foar teh reyst ov teh nite!!)
LOL I love cats!
I think dere’s warm aire coming outta other sied!
dis naut so gud akshully. ai maeks a better won tumoarow nite!
Has prettee drems eberywon!