HELP CONTROL THE
HELP CONTROL THE HUMAN POPULATION. Have your human spayed or neutered.
if u needz sum halp, jus cut on da doted line.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Spay an nooter teh nayberz
OM! U gotz da nawt sekkund spotz! Concatumalashuns!
Danz, drinkz and whatnot?
FangQ Sakee. Ai need sumfing 2 warm me up pls - it’z berry cawld 2dai.
An more dansin rodents… Conga Rats!
THIS IS FRIKKIN FUNNAY LOL I LUV IT
My cat have tried several times..
I sleep with one eye open…
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
YOU`RE NOT 1ST GRADERS, IN FACT, 1ST GRADERS WRITE
BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU GUYS!! IT`S THE CATS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO SPEAK LOLCAT, NOT 2 TON-GEEKS.
Sens ov hyoomor:
You no has one.
(PS: It’s not nice to be insulting people for having fun. My advice is, if you don’t like reading in LoL-speak– pleez 2 be skippin teh commense)
yous right of course, but its too much of a pain to read LOL… humans are hard to train, brain hurts after long hours working and all dat
plz notice:
we r not nessisarily speekin lolcat, we r speekin internet language.
Deze awld iis didn’t see teh smawl print nawt secund!
Duzznt mattah. I has a happy 4 u being nawt sekkund. So let me treet ya to hot chokklit and donnuts. :3
Dat sownds berry gud. Thx.
Seriyuss tihng.
soopr geenyus kitteh iz a soopr geenyus…. and mah heeroh
wheels on de bus go round and round
dey will be happiur and helfiur.
Teh femayles will nawt make teh awful noyses when tey go in to heat, and teh mayles will nawt fight so much. An end to war!!!! if teh hoomans ere all newtered.
An den an end 2 peepl…..
Dunt worry…there will alwais be teh strays u will procreate regardless…
Yep, Ai spoze dat’s troo - dere wul alwaiz be ferals!
Most ob teh peeps ai werk wiv wud fit dat descripshun…
kwite a fyoo rownd dis airya 2!
ai tried tu get teh V-E-T tu spay me whin she spaid mai Sophie. ai sed ai’d pay the sebenty-lebben dollurs! ai donut fink she tuk me srsly.
Uh… smileycat… keepin urself helfy, ur defnitly doin it rong, lol!!! Ai always sez ai’m goin to teh vet wehn ai is sik an eberybuddy looks at me funny, but ai is rly goin to Dr. Tinycat.
*Splort* from mention of Dr. Tinycat.
I think she didn’t has a conical collar big enuff for u is all.
*fayse scrunchies frum resisting mayking commints about why hoomans not needing conical collars*
*snerk*
me tu! soo mini commintz best leff unsed…
ok now ai has a mental pickshur ai didn’t need.
me to.
ha ha thats right lolcatburglar
kitteh plan fur whirld dominayshunz
Moe!!! Ai is glad to see u - ai wuz abowt to ask if ennybuddy had heard from u - u is in Mumbai, ai finkso? Ai hope u an ur famblee an frends wuz nawt affected by awl teh nastee stuff in teh city dis week.
martoonir??? I like it.
wellkum bakk {{{{{{{{{moe}}}}}}}}}} !!!!!!111!!!
soooooooooo happi tu C yu heer!
we hadznt bene introdukkited but ai bin finksing ov yu mennimennitaimz dese lastest dayz, hopein yu gotz haum safeleh adn all.
Hay dere. aiz happeh tu bee heer!!
yesh iz in Mumbai, an ebberywun ai knoe be saef. Las 3 daze wuz nitemere. ai grateful dat ai saef.
We is grateful too, moe. Ai hopeso fings calm down now.
plewze cum oute ouv ur berywum. I woulveu!
{{{{Moe}}}} So glad u r sayf! Ur sitchwashun maed teh wurld a much smallar playce fur awl ov Cheezland. Am stihl prayin fur awl teh peeps affekted so trajically by teh stoopy ov a few!
Yep, daz troo. Menny peeps be hurtin an frighted, an needz kalm an praerz an gud thots an halps
O Hai, Moe: Ai wuz wurried bowt yuu; veree gladd yuu bees saife & sekure!!
o hai CKK. ai haz bin berry lukky. an ai berry happeh tu haz teh cheezfrenz wut haz been sendin meh gud thots an chekkin in awn meh.
((((((((((cheezpeeps))))))))))
Hard to rasle teh hoomans into teh carrier, tho.
LOL dey doan evn hav deh proper pointy enz! juts showts alotz.
ai no needz fixxingz! aiz puRRRRRRRRRrfekkt!
Yes, u iz. {{{{{{soprano_smurf}}}}}}
Den kittehs wil rool de whirrld! Eben moar dan dey alreddy dew!
But hoo wul werk teh can opinur?
kittehs wil trayne chimps fer dat aifinkso
Uh oh, annipuss, ai finso u has spotted teh fatal flaw in teh plan…
ya, fr kittehs, vampires lk me ned hoomins 2 suvive tho.I can help keep der numbrz down 2 a good amownt!
an de hooomans wil *allweyz* purrfurr kitteh in bedz.. sted ov just mostleh!!1!
Brilliant. I iz wishin diz akshooaly happen’d among hoomans. Diz worrld iz ovah, over… It haz 2 much peepz in it.
YEOUCH!!!! *Iz Neutered*
bob barker cat sayz “come on down!”
Win!!!1!!
oahi morgan! taht iz mai kitteh’s nayme! plzd 2 meet u!
hai tessm! plzd 2 meet you also
wut kind of kitteh?
There mite beez a case fir dat where ai lib. As mai dotter says, if ur family free luks liek a tumbleweed, yoo mite lib in owr countee!
iz nawt a tree, iz a wreef! (smiley winkey fayse)
eye fink iz funneh dere is kondum ad on dis page. lollers be triyin tell uz sumfin bowt hooman prokreeashun.
der izun’t nao.dey sucul…circu….sul…..surcul8 ads.
Take that humanz!