HELP CONTROL THE
HELP CONTROL THE HUMAN POPULATION. Have your human spayed or neutered.
if u needz sum halp, jus cut on da doted line.
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Spay an nooter teh nayberz
OM! U gotz da nawt sekkund spotz! Concatumalashuns!
Danz, drinkz and whatnot?
FangQ Sakee. Ai need sumfing 2 warm me up pls – it’z berry cawld 2dai.
An more dansin rodents… Conga Rats!
THIS IS FRIKKIN FUNNAY LOL I LUV IT
My cat have tried several times..
I sleep with one eye open…
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH!!!
YOU`RE NOT 1ST GRADERS, IN FACT, 1ST GRADERS WRITE
BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU GUYS!! IT`S THE CATS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO SPEAK LOLCAT, NOT 2 TON-GEEKS.
Sens ov hyoomor:
You no has one.
(PS: It’s not nice to be insulting people for having fun. My advice is, if you don’t like reading in LoL-speak– pleez 2 be skippin teh commense)
yous right of course, but its too much of a pain to read LOL… humans are hard to train, brain hurts after long hours working and all dat
I leik speeking lol (only on teh interwebz) but sumteims the peeple in da comments go too far, an i carnt be understandingz… Yesh, i type in Lol, but yoo can understandz it! Dats teh difference between good Lol an Bad Lol.
essaktlee
plz notice:
we r not nessisarily speekin lolcat, we r speekin internet language.
Deze awld iis didn’t see teh smawl print nawt secund!
Duzznt mattah. I has a happy 4 u being nawt sekkund. So let me treet ya to hot chokklit and donnuts. :3
Dat sownds berry gud. Thx.
Seriyuss tihng.
soopr geenyus kitteh iz a soopr geenyus…. and mah heeroh
wheels on de bus go round and round
dey will be happiur and helfiur.
Teh femayles will nawt make teh awful noyses when tey go in to heat, and teh mayles will nawt fight so much. An end to war!!!! if teh hoomans ere all newtered.
An den an end 2 peepl…..
Dunt worry…there will alwais be teh strays u will procreate regardless…
Yep, Ai spoze dat’s troo – dere wul alwaiz be ferals!
Most ob teh peeps ai werk wiv wud fit dat descripshun…
kwite a fyoo rownd dis airya 2!
ai tried tu get teh V-E-T tu spay me whin she spaid mai Sophie. ai sed ai’d pay the sebenty-lebben dollurs! ai donut fink she tuk me srsly.
Uh… smileycat… keepin urself helfy, ur defnitly doin it rong, lol!!! Ai always sez ai’m goin to teh vet wehn ai is sik an eberybuddy looks at me funny, but ai is rly goin to Dr. Tinycat.
*Splort* from mention of Dr. Tinycat.
I think she didn’t has a conical collar big enuff for u is all.
*fayse scrunchies frum resisting mayking commints about why hoomans not needing conical collars*
*snerk*
me tu! soo mini commintz best leff unsed…
ok now ai has a mental pickshur ai didn’t need.
me to.
ha ha thats right lolcatburglar
kitteh plan fur whirld dominayshunz
Moe!!! Ai is glad to see u – ai wuz abowt to ask if ennybuddy had heard from u – u is in Mumbai, ai finkso? Ai hope u an ur famblee an frends wuz nawt affected by awl teh nastee stuff in teh city dis week.
martoonir??? I like it.
wellkum bakk {{{{{{{{{moe}}}}}}}}}} !!!!!!111!!!
soooooooooo happi tu C yu heer!
we hadznt bene introdukkited but ai bin finksing ov yu mennimennitaimz dese lastest dayz, hopein yu gotz haum safeleh adn all.
Hay dere. aiz happeh tu bee heer!!
yesh iz in Mumbai, an ebberywun ai knoe be saef. Las 3 daze wuz nitemere. ai grateful dat ai saef.
We is grateful too, moe. Ai hopeso fings calm down now.
plewze cum oute ouv ur berywum. I woulveu!
{{{{Moe}}}} So glad u r sayf! Ur sitchwashun maed teh wurld a much smallar playce fur awl ov Cheezland. Am stihl prayin fur awl teh peeps affekted so trajically by teh stoopy ov a few!
Yep, daz troo. Menny peeps be hurtin an frighted, an needz kalm an praerz an gud thots an halps
O Hai, Moe: Ai wuz wurried bowt yuu; veree gladd yuu bees saife & sekure!!
o hai CKK. ai haz bin berry lukky. an ai berry happeh tu haz teh cheezfrenz wut haz been sendin meh gud thots an chekkin in awn meh.
((((((((((cheezpeeps))))))))))
Hard to rasle teh hoomans into teh carrier, tho.
LOL dey doan evn hav deh proper pointy enz! juts showts alotz.
ai no needz fixxingz! aiz puRRRRRRRRRrfekkt!
Yes, u iz. {{{{{{soprano_smurf}}}}}}
Den kittehs wil rool de whirrld! Eben moar dan dey alreddy dew!
But hoo wul werk teh can opinur?
kittehs wil trayne chimps fer dat aifinkso
Uh oh, annipuss, ai finso u has spotted teh fatal flaw in teh plan…
ya, fr kittehs, vampires lk me ned hoomins 2 suvive tho.I can help keep der numbrz down 2 a good amownt!
an de hooomans wil *allweyz* purrfurr kitteh in bedz.. sted ov just mostleh!!1!
Brilliant. I iz wishin diz akshooaly happen’d among hoomans. Diz worrld iz ovah, over… It haz 2 much peepz in it.
YEOUCH!!!! *Iz Neutered*
bob barker cat sayz “come on down!”
Win!!!1!!
oahi morgan! taht iz mai kitteh’s nayme! plzd 2 meet u!
hai tessm! plzd 2 meet you also
wut kind of kitteh?
There mite beez a case fir dat where ai lib. As mai dotter says, if ur family free luks liek a tumbleweed, yoo mite lib in owr countee!
iz nawt a tree, iz a wreef! (smiley winkey fayse)
eye fink iz funneh dere is kondum ad on dis page. lollers be triyin tell uz sumfin bowt hooman prokreeashun.
der izun’t nao.dey sucul…circu….sul…..surcul8 ads.
Take that humanz!
If left unsupervised hoominz cans become real menace an threat to teh nachur on teh globul skail
Ai fink day awlreddee haz.
time flies – tehy everiwear !!11
Rocky kitteh sayz “AAADRIIIAAAN!!1″
Unklol Sam kitteh sez “I want U”!
I want U to open teh toona!!!
An gibs me teh GUD gushi fuds! None ov dat cheep stuff, ether!
to nuter ur hoomins.I’m nawt hoomin, I’m a vampire, so I’ll still need moar hoomins soz I can eet dem.
Kin I bring sum hoomins in foar teh spayin an teh nooterin?
I REELEE nawt want tehm tew breed! **shudders at thot**
spai n nooter mai cowerkerz!!1!!
Ur cowerkers need to be spayded *and* nootered at teh same time?
Whare u works, teh circus?
Where ai werks, dere are kwite a few peeps ai wud nawt kno wether to spay or nooter dem wivout lengthy study. Teh conseekwences ob werkin in a “creeyaytiv” bizniss – let me sho u dem.
ummm, yeaah – sometymes ai donut noes witch wun iz witch!!! lol weeerd playce ai tell u! lol
I kin heer teh walefare system breevin a sye ov releef nao….
Tell mee uh-boutz it! Ai wud luuuubz tu have a HYOOOJ pur-sin-tuj ub dis city spayed and/or nootered! Dis playse iz gitting ober-runned wif mass-breedurz awn teh welfayur! Seemz liek Kallyfornya jist gibz it owt tu looozurz, layzee freeloadurz and the nawt-leegulz, and taxuz teh crayp outta teh wurking peepz tu do it. Ub coarse, demz iz teh wunz dat breedz teh moast, and dis town iz nawt at awl as nyse az it yoost tu bee. Eeben a fyoo yeerz ago, dis nayburhood wuz fayrlee kleen, qwaiyut, and peeseful. Nao, dere seemz to bee ebry udder haus haz at leezt 15-20 peepul libbing in it, and dere are crappee carz stakked in ebery driveway and dubble-parkeded awn eech syde ub teh narrow streetz. Srsly – two carz cannot pass eech udder in teh street! Dere are noisy partees dat haz tu be brokeded up bai teh Cawpz at 2 or 3 in teh morningz awlmoast ebery weekend, and teh stoopy mayor wantz to maek dis a “sanctuary city” for MOAR nawt-leegulz! Ai wantz soo badlee to sell dis haus and git teh hail owt ub heer, but Ai haz a wurree dat we nawt mayk enuff awn teh sayl tu cubber gitting teh playse we wantz to git. Teh minit teh markit gitz tu where we kin maykz enuff tu do it, Ai’m gunna INSIST dat Hubby and Ai sellz it and moovez tu anudder stayt!
/endrant
=^..^=
“Turn in your thumbs, you’re out of the gene pool”
lulz. a frend uv mai dads yoosd to sai dat ’bout stoopid peeps ^^
**rhsb goes frew howse, beetin awn bottom of pan wif a spoon an hollerin at teh tawp of hur lungs**
Okay, peepuls! Eberybodee up an owt! Tiem tew leev! Teh parentul yoonits are comin hoem 2day an I gotsta remoov enny ebidense ov whyld partees, an dat inkloods y’all!
**pauses foar a momint at wun partikularlee secksee guy**
Awl eggsept foar u. U jes gotta go upstayrs an hied in mai room.
ya, but don’t bang him 2 hard.
or he myt braik =D
**rhsb goes frew howse, beetin awn bottom of pan wif a spoon an hollerin at teh tawp of hur lungs**
Okay, peepuls! Eberybodee up an owt! Tiem tew leev! Teh parentul yoonits are comin hoem 2day an I gotsta remoov enny ebidense ov whyld partees, an dat inkloods y’all!
**pauses foar a momint at wun partikularlee secksee guy**
Awl eggsept foar u. U jes gotta go upstayrs an hied in mai room. **wink, wink**
rhsb, yew maed me laff and laff! dis commint be grate!
U got sum irnin to do rhsb? Dat’s why u need teh secksee guy in ur room, rite?
Maybee sum “pressing” needs him can tayk caer ov ryte awae?
*kuvverz eerz wif floofee pawz*
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Iz u throwin us owt, tu?? *whispurrz: I will b berry, berry kwiut.
Nope, y’all can stay.
Az far az teh secksee gui in mai room? Well, lez jes say I haz sumfinks foar him tew taek care ov an leev it at dat, ‘k?
y r u repeetin ursef? r u craz? eny waey dat bettr nawt b MY boyfrend! O_o
O NOES!!!
u swapz our creaturz how dare u!
Hmmmmm; tihs lol sownds liek pohetik justiss:
Nawt tuu beed kunfoosed wif pohetik liscensce:
Ai heppin tuu haz wun ov tohse, ov wich Ai ar veree prowd ov:
(Iyt ar prohpurrlee frameded adn hangyng iyn a prohminint plaise awn mai libbyng ruume waul…..!)
I haz tew go run sum erranz foar a whiel.
BBL
P.S. Wif teh eggsepshun ov wun purrson, STAY OUTTA MY ROOM!
OK guise, dis b ower chanst tu sneek in dere……*opuns door berry slowlee***…….
Ai’m rite behind u cweenmj – with teh “irnin”
*tiptoing behind cweenmj and martoonie/SJ*
*lukz arownd*
Awl kleer!!
*skamperz in2 ruum*
* scampers in wib cween, 4.5K adn martoonie *
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ooo lookit!
*Hopz on3 bureau….sniffz deh purfume boddlez*
*knockz wun down on2 floor so GP can sniff it, 2.*
* sniff sniff *
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* wrinkles fais * PLEH!
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* scampers unner bed *
* scampers out frum unner bed wib a kwikness *
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:shocked fais: whut… has… been… seen… canut… be… unseen…
GP, dere just bust dunnehs! Hyooj wuns, but still just bust dunnehs!
Jinx!!
*hopz down tu peek under bed*
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Oh, silleh, demz just a kuppla dust bun neez!
Jinx!
* tremble tremble * arr yu shore? dat’s otay den…
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ai wus reeding teh nite watchman stoories dis moarning; adn den ai had teh leeky eyes… ai fort mebbeh teh dust bunnehs cum owt at nite adn chase chase chase teh littlol guinness piggehs arownd…
*runz across ruuum and skidz tu stop*
*Climbz kurtinz*
I see burdeez owtside!!! KKKKKKKK!!
Deh dusty bun neez won’t chasing u.
.
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But I will. C’mon, 4.5, lets see how fast deh piggeh kin run!!!
*crowches unner bed wif tayle twitching n butt wiggul ob doom*
*POWNCE!!!* onna GP*
Uuph, missed!
*chases GP bak unner teh bed, fru teh bust dunnehs*
*while eberybuddy else is distracted, SJ moovs ober to teh secksy guy sittin awn teh bed*
*bats eyelashes*
Ohai. rhsb is a bery gud frend ob mine, an asked me to maek shoor u wuz kept bizzy. Ai has sumfing hawt for u.
:shocked faec:
*stampedez akrost bed,
*up wun side uv secksee guy
*adn down tuther.
*holds owt teh iron*
Wut wuz u finkin, 4.5k?
tihs is CLEERLY nawn ob mai bizznizz!
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* scampers off whyle teh otters arr bizzi wib teh YNG *
Hawt chonklitt!
Ai will need sum later. My choir is in owr Krissmis parade todai!
ohai ODK! U sings in a choir?
Let me guess… alto, rite?
Yup!
bot of corse!
I hasn’t sung with a group in a coupla years myselfs, but I really miss it.
*slips in quickly as livign shadow* u better b carfuel cweenjmi, martooni, & 4.5k! down’t let teh Parental Guidance Squade cach u!espeshaly if iz skwad 17! der teh wust! ifnz dey cach u baning dat guy, dell kik u offnz heer 4 publik secks in frunt ob yung userz! *changes frum shadow 2 regular form: long golden brown hair, sort ob yellowish pale skin, piercing yellow hazel eyes, roundish jasmine purple glasses, blood red lips, dark black eyeshadow arownd eyes, heavy blach masscara on long eyelashes, slim beutifully shaped face, long elgant thin neck, slim shoulders, short sleeved gray scoop-necked shirt with white trim on teh bottom an at teh end ob teh sleevz with an elagant silver-and-black lilly pattern on teh bottm, normal sied chest for a 12-yearr old, skinnier than most 6th graders (18-20 in. waist), wide hips covered with tight hip-hugger black denim flare jeans, long thin elegant legs,in all a very beutiful elegant tall young girl.* you had better stop, I hear them coming. you are very fun and I’d h8 4 ICHC 2 hav 2 lose u do 2 sircumstances lk this.I rather enjoy your company. and my parents may make me leave if they read this, and if you won’t stop I’m afraid I’ll have to eat you.(I’m a vampire remember) and it izn’t fun eating your frends.I may hav to reprot you,but I won’t.I lk you.an ur my homepage buddies.*blood red lips form a mysterous half-smile* I swear u’l b teh deth of me yet.I gues I should shut my mouth soon. : X but I won’t. I lk ranting. it’s fun.And people can’t ignore you online, sure they can decide nwt 2 reed ur rant but they don’t kno u so dey can’t h8 u. LOL I’m crazy.do you tnx so?I kno so LOL! I lov bein crazy!
I’m coming to!* turns into vampiric living shadow* wait for me!!!!!!!!!!wait up!!!!
nootur da hoomanz!
I iz tryin, kitteh! He’s a squirmer tho…
who cares ih he squirms! if u miss and cut his-*smack self on face* I’m nawt llowed to say that-off u insted ob his -nawt allowed to sez dis ether- u can sew it back on.
Thiz adn mennee uzzer kwestyunz b anserd at
cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
Taht drie russel u heerz iz ol’ Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu tryin 2 spinn in her graiv.
*snerkz!* I lurvz itz!
I recumnds u give ur hoomans beer befoar u spay ‘em. It wurked wunders on my hoomans wen i spayd em. they is too dizzeh to notice wat ur doin to em.
YOU MADE ME LAUGH MY LUNGS OUT
AARRGH
paenz. i haz it. AND IS YOOR FALT ^.^
I love that goofy look on that kitty’s face.
Am3n tuh dat! >3
: D
I nevah maek mah baybeeez do sompin I wo not doos….I haz a fixt toooo!
what happenz tu da street cred kitteh? Wuz top uv dis wun. Not aneemor dare.
iz bak nau!
Dis sooo asumly funny!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im a human and i dont lol speak
IM A BIG FAN OF LOL CATS AND THATS ONE OF THE BEST I SEEN SO FAR……..
Wen hooman tok meh to vet, I asckt to gt dem spait. Deh vet petd meh and syd. “goo kitteh.”, buttt neva spait hooman.
Best LOLKitteh idea EVER! Srt wit da stoopid ones furst!!!! Dey breeds lyke bunnehs!!
OMG.
Mai lol maed Front page?!
IS HONORED.
Menee happee feliciatshuns, Dengarde!!!
WELL DUN, ai say!! Well DUN!!
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEESSSOOOOOOMMMMEEEENNNNEEEESSSSSS
I has dun mai part–I iz a fixed hyoomin
Wif no helps from mai kitteh tho
Sign me up! No baebeez!
test
Mt McKinley!
elebenty?
Ambercat!!!! Elebenty fur teh WI~N!!!!!
I hadedz maisef nooturd 30 yiers ago!
G’bye everybody! (TPiR ‘07 theme plays)
Bob Barker impression
Ur doin it rite.
:O gud god uv cheezburgers! dats rong!