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Cool cat is cooling
Ded didnt meek muts sense.
W00t!! kongratulayshinz kracht!!
U gotz deh nawt-sekkund commint!!
Wut u want fur drinkz and danzez??
A walz and milk plees!
lalalalaLA la-la la-la
*watzez 2 teh tune*
Conga ratz, Kracht awn yr nawt sekond
But it make nuff sense for de much-prized nawt sekkind place! Whoopeee, Wheee, Conga-rat-chill-ashuns and all dat Jazz for Kracht!! Wat sort of drinkees do you want this fine Caturday morning?
Hmmm…meant dis commint to be up in de nawt sekkind fred…oops
am i teh onlee wun left on dis fred?
ai gess i am… *sob* buh buy…
*TERMINATED*
Don go RC! We still be here… You sang a lubly walz for Kracht! Keep singin and more cheezpeeps will join in de danse!
‘kay, i’z bak! herz moar muzicz!
laLAla lalaLAla lalalalalalalaLAlaaaa lala la lalalalala
ebbrywun danse! lol!
i’s dancing! i’s dancing!
iz alweady caturday eevning here!
Where be here?
Fair old Belgium
keool! Ai have Belgium awn mai list of top places Ai want to visit sumday.
adn i want 2 go all obar teh euripz! speshilly italy!
anneebuddee bin dare?
R_C
I lived in Italia, an’ return wenebber I gets the time and the monnies. My family is Italian, an’ mos uv mai relatives are dere. Beautiful land, wunnerful peepz, great art and architecture, and – u betcha! – incredible noms. Oooh, mayking meself hongree jus’ thinkin’ uv the nom nom nom possibitliies.
and dont forget teh wine!!!
Yeah, teh food……
I was in Italy in 2000. Ai gots off de plane and felt liek Ai was where Ai belonged. Frenly peeps, wunnerful tings to do and see. Fuds…did Ai mention fuds? OMCC…such yumness! Ai wud goes back to Italy ennytiem for as much tiem as posbul!
fank y’all! i lurv italian fud… tortellini and fettucine alfredo! ravioli9 adn nawt teh stuffs u get in teh can-yuk)! : grin :
hay, it dint do mah smilee!
2 do teh grin smilie u haz to put : then D 1gether, but at teh momint, WP seemz 2 eet commints wiv smiliez in. Stoopy WP!
Dat shud be “2gether” uv corse.
no space between : and teh werd……. dat wud dew it aifinkso
Ummm. . .just chekin! Seemed to werk.
hay! uz’z wut, 8 owerz ahed frm here in the us?
ohai! iz prolly 6-8 owerz ahead, depending on ur lo-cat-ion
jus looked, iz sebben! i’z in tennessee!
whoopz, hit send too sooen.
jus looked, iz sebben! i’z in nashville, tennessee, centril tiem zone…
I iz in Beaverton, Orygun But I haz a fremd in Clarksville TN.
My grannie-in-law iz in Clarksville, TN.
W00t!! for Oregon! I’z in Portland. I no noones in TN does South Carolina count?
w00ty w00t w00t!
Ooh! Ooh! Anodder wun form Yurp! Ohai, Kracht!
yurp, u meen europe? i fink, ennyway…
Yurp iz haow an ingerlish polly tickle cartoonist finks dat Bush saiz Europe.
Ohai, anni, ai dint noze dat wuz wy yurp iz “yurp” dat man nawt tawkz berree gudlee, (oar ennee fing els):lol:
We haz a lawng wai 2 go b4 we owtnummer teh `Merikanz tho!
no, but u gotz teh nawt seccund!!!11!!!1
I dunno Kracht, *I* thot it wur pretteh darn cool.
Congrats!
Al pacino eat your heart out
dat’s one tuff kitteh
lookit the tips of his ears! dat kitteh has been through the wars.
Himz wat Ai’d cawl a reel broozer.
dis wun wuz from teh time teh walrus fot i had his bukkit! adn dis wun was from… teh VACCUM CLEENER
u be skeered nao, ‘kay?
maykes me think uv song by the Weakerthans — Canadian band —
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“when the winter took the tips uv mai eerz….”
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they haz two songz written frum kitteh poynt uv view! gud songz!
1) Plea From a Cat Named Virtute — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnlc-irbU1c
2) Virtute The Cat Explains Her Departure — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glaf-qnZ1v4 (sad song)
tuff grampa kitteh
Hai lill DawnKeyFrend!
Nice to see yoo!
♥
Hai peepz, iz gurl kitteh not boy kitteh!
do. nawt. mess. wif. me.
It taeked meh free hours to gets mah fur awl messed up.
Stoopy hoomin gonna brush meh owt wen I gets home.
bu’ wate! he dun has none stoopidf hoomin! jus livin teh life on teh streetz, playin’ teh laydeez…
Hi Romeow.
Catitude…Ai haz it.
U wanna rumble goggie? Wel breeng it!
hm.. iz he a jet or a shark, do u think?
errrrmmm….divakitty whispers, “He’s a cat, Miz Skwirrlgrrl.”
when ur a cat ur a cat all teh way
from ur furst cigarette to ur last dyin day…
that loses somthing in teh translation.
Butt wun ob mai fabrit moobies EBBER!!!
Haow wuz ur Fangsgibbing dinner at ur sister’s?
oh.. Fangsgivving was gud… but I had a bit of a sick afterwards. Fud poisoning… from some leftover werk party fuds.
*blargh*
I is only just feeling hoomin again.
Oh noes! Dat’s offal!
*brings skwirrlgrrl sum jinjer ail adn a floofee blu cheezpeepz map blankee just in caes*
Naow taek it eezee tonite!
Abowt teh choir: if ai cudn’t sing, ai wud die, aifinkso!
fanks!
*raps blankee rownd*
But I has been taking it eesy for 2 days, I iz tired of takin it eesy!!
matter of fact, I has to disregard Dr. DK’s orders rite now.. I has to run to teh store to get soups. Onlee a quik trip, I promiss.
*crosses hart*
Ai unnerstand ’bout the singing! Singing can change enny bad mood into a gud one. Ai am busy practicing 4 Christmas concerts naow..how about you? De hardest is teh magneefeesent Bak magneefeecant. Iz mai nawt-sekkind tiem lurnin it and Ai lubs it!
Yup, wi haz owr consert on Dec. 9. Teh choir iz a non-auditioned communitee choir, so wi donut doing hard stuffs, butt still lots ob fun!
AI lubs ennefing by Bak!
Aiz in community choir too, but wif connexshuns to college, so we be doin hard stuffs sumtiems. Owr furst concert iz on teh 5th (de Bak)…wif orkestra and really big choir wif all de college students. Den anudder concert on teh 10th, wif smaller choir and piano and harp. We be doing Benj Britten’s Cermny ob Carls. Fun, but diffrent. Den church choir cantata on de 21st. Den dis diva can rest…whee! Ai lubs Bak the bestest of all. Jes wunnerful to sing or lissen to!
Ebberybuddy iz bery, bery glad u’ve nevah heard me sing. Caterwaul is more like it. I has a range of jus’ about free noats – all of dem flat.
Heheheh! Almos ennywun can sing, dey jus need to no how. For sum peeps, it is as easy as talkin. Other peeps need sum teechin. Very few peeps cannot sings at all. If yoo liek to sing in private, den yoo owe it 2 yerself to learn, cuz singin makes de happiness.
Afikan proverb: if u can talk, u can sing. if u can walk, u can dans dans dans!
Ai is in a church choir. No Bach or Britten dis yeer cuz our dyrekter retyred teh end of October an teh new dyrekter iz nawt having tiem to put sumfin dat complicatted togevver. So we is jus doin a Lessons and Carols on teh 14th, and sum speshul anfems on Christmas Eve.
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New dyrekter is kool — is habing degreez in bofe classical and jazz muzics an can play teh bagpipes. Likes to keeping teh muzic “movin” too — no draggin teh tempoe fur him!
wich eber wun he wantz 2 bee! ai nawt gunna argoo wif dis kitteh!
Wen ur a Jet,
Ur a Jet awl teh wai
Frum ur furst lik ov nip
To ur lass dyin’ dai.
Eeeerwurm strikes! But a good wun..tankees!
Maek ov our paws, one paw,
Maek ov our harts one hart,
Maek of our yeowl one last yeowl:
Burgers wif chz we’ll taek, rite now.
Meoweee-ah, Ai jes herd a sound liek Meoweee-ahh!
I feel Kitty,
Oh so Kitty,
I’m a kitty who’s witty and bright
And I pity,
Any cheeseburger I eat tonight…
=^..^=
ROFLOL! dat iz a gud one! EbilRedKitteh
Ai so furry…O so furry! Ai so furry and floofy and fine! Hoo’s dat furry cat in de window? Hoo cud dat so snorgly cat be? wut a furry face, wut a floofy tail, it’s meoweeeee!
….Divakitty stops singing to preen herself…and to start all de normal Caturday errands that await.
In teh taim honored tradishun ov ICHC – ai must say it, becuz sumwun must. .
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Awl ov teh above lurvlee singing -
WEST SIDE STORY refs!!!!! FTW!!!!!!11!
Call him cute, I dare you!
Wel, mebbe knot, but ai’d lyke tu cawl him “MYNE”.
I wud cawl him hansum. Yup, i wud.
Oh hai!!
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I hazn’t gibbinged u a cheezeemap update in a whilez. So heer b deh gnuz. Wii now haz 304 peepz on deh map!!! Well, dey not AWL peepz, most uv dem b kittehz….adn sum b uzzer critterz…dere is even a fairy adn a manatee on deh map!! BTW, deh manatee iz spending deh winter in deh Kerry Bean. Deh norf Atlantic wuz gitting tew kold.
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling ur ICHC name adn locayshun.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
Oh mai cween, duz wii habbing enne peepz in Beljum? Kracht iz frum dere!
Wii haz gober in Gent!! I just puttinged him/hur on yesterday…. oar wuz it deh day b4?? Ennyyway, Kracht, just sending mii deh emayo and u kin b nayborz wif gober adn mebbe eeben haz a cheez-meet!! .. meeting deh cheezee peepz in reel life iz so much fun!!
Yes! Yes it iz!
Meeting fellow cheezee peepz, ai meen. An ai think – Gober iz a grrrrl.
Oops, beddur layt den nebbur: ai iz indeeds a girrl, an ladymondegrene eben gots mai naym rite!
ohAI, MAI cween, gober iz ” she” ai finkso , naim iz Anne (?)
Dis kitteh is from Sint-Niklaas, Belgium.
World capital of the hot air balloons!
Ennybuddy heer frum Moe in Mumbai?
Yas, seh’s bin comminting todai n yesterdai. Hers fien!
Fank Ceiling Cat!
o hai romeow! 10q fur chekkin — aiz wuz berry skairt, but saef
Dis following peepz is heerby kord jully invitinged tu beeing on deh map.
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18wheelsandakitteh
becaburger
Calicorose54
Kracht
PistolPete
Q.
rainbow_cupcakes
Sinisa
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If ur name iz not on dis list adn u wanting tu b on deh map, not tu worrying! deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking.
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Tu being on deh map just sending deh emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com wif ur name adn location. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
ai wantz tew beee on teh map
*pssst mumbel mumbel*
Oh ai am??
oh nebbermind…… jus sayin ohai!!
walks awai wisstlin………
silly jamamamamamammakitty!! Oh hai tu u tooooo.
Haz u bin krissmouse shopping?
ohai cweenie………. ai hopes yew had teh wunnerful fanksgibbon!! ai maded dis lol wif yew in mind
http://www.mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2732785
ohai cweenie……… hopes yew had a nice fanksgibbon!!! ai maded dis lol wif yew in mind
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2732785
:snerk:
*dubble snerk*
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But – where iz teh crown???
Streiet smaurt kitteh luukes tuff; butt wut hims wunts iys a foarebber hoem;
Hmmmm; taht tuuf-luukeing guiy daown teh rode ar luukeing foar a ruff adn tuhmble kitteh tuu keap hims kumpanee; Oooo luuk! Heer hims cumes naow!!
Guiy waulkes up tuu kitteh; tehy syze eech uvver up;
Wif wun moshun, tuff guiy bendez oaver adn kitteh jumpez up iyntuu hims aurms at teh saime tiem;
Luuv at nawt-sekund site:
Tuff Guiy meetez Tuff Kitteh: Naow thems ar a teem!!!
i lubz happee indingzz!
*sniff* taht wuz lubly!!
ai lubz teh happee indingzz
Ai do so luv a storee wif a happee ending! *sniff*
*sniff…….. no moar furebber waitin….. sniff*
awwwww…
i lubs u, ckk! u has a hart ub gold
Ai fink taht kitteh maik a fien postercat fur teh feral cat caretakers aroun hear. Ai feelz so sawwy furr doze kittehs whats livvin on teh streats…Iff dis kitteh iz a feral, ai wood luv himz an hugz himz an cawl himz Jorj, but taht wood prolly scair himz. Sew aill jus fink warm kindnesses at himz an hoap he haz a hoam sumwearz.
She was a stray we took care of. Very loving, despite the tough exterior. She lived to be 13.
Dangerous Cat
iz dangerous
almost furgot: congrat-shoelaces, petersmommeh! teh makr ov dis lol… <3
I luvz me some kettehs dat luk liek dis. Dey all tuf and ruf but luvs to snorgle and purr. Least mine duz.
ai keepz tryin 2 repli 2 a comint adn it dose noght werk. y iz thiz?
Aer u puttin smiliez in? Oar linkies. WP iz habbin wun uv itz ornery spellz an eets commints wiv smilies oar linkies (oar nawtee werdz, but it alwaiz eets dem)
If u b using a smily fais oar a link in ur commint, WP will eeting it.
oh wai oh wai??
bkuz wp iz a poopee hedded, doodee faised, idjut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no… ai juss taiping a commint.
**rhsb comes bak**
Ohai, frenz. I’m bak.
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ALRIGHT! Who has been in my room?!?!?
Ai dunno, but Ai heerd lossa gigglols an skweeks juss naow…..
I figgered as musch Annipuss!
I’d say there are prolly several culprits. You should see the playce! It looks like Hurricane ICHC has been through there!
An my poor secksee gui…..himz traumatyzed.
Wut?? wii wuz just playin…. And I dint uzing awl mai pointee endz wen I kliminged up him….
Himz wuz SUPPOSED tew be restin! Regaynin himz energee.
Poor fing wuz sew traumatyzed, I hads to gibs him warm milk an rubs himz bak sew himz cud sleep!
Apes
Baboonies
Cormorantz
Dingos…
Izzit teh same dingo that ate the baybee?
elelofantz
frank adn stine monsterz
giraffezez
h…..
Hipees frum teh Woodstok
Ingrishmen
Javelin-throwurs
K…
Kanglolrooz
Lemurz
Mongoosiz.
Nilguyz
O…
Ostritchez
Peacoks
Quilled-animlols
Rastafarians
S..
Snayks
Turtlolz
Uvver animammlolz
Vikoonaz
Woolfs
X…..
x tra strenf lokcats
yellow snaaaakes !!! get in teh car!!
zebras… (ai hates tew wair em)
Poor sechsie guy! He must hav bin surpirzed!
Dude, it’s Greebo!
In his youth – he’s still got two eyes & some ears left.
I was wondering if someone would mention that. It was my first reaction too!
Da kitteh ai’d hate ta meet innda stweet. Lukks tuff,doo yu see dem eers?
da da da da
da da
da da
“cant tuch dis”
Yu rweerin harem pants? oar jus tuff? *Can nwat bees tuff iffn rweerin gold pantz, ai finks*
is jus mai “stage” cloves…….
* sits and sniffles cause nobody seez mi. Ai iz invidisbul. Ai go fin dwink tu mak mi vidsibul agin* Gudbi cruul world.
oh noes………….. dew nawt sai gud bai!!
*psst how iz yew feline nao, beddar??*
Ohai Calicorose, doan’t get upsettid iffn peeplz doan’t anser u a twunse. Sum peepl dip in an owt uv teh site oar aer anserin sumwun in anauvver part uv teh fred. Offn, reel lief gets in teh wai an peepl haz 2 go an feed kittehz an fambleez. Awlso, tiemz uv dai aer diffrunt an wile it mai be affernoon fur u, fur me iz neerlee bedtiem.
Wow Nawt a caretroll in site.
Impressded. i r.
mebbe trolls in holidaze spirits???
Its teh Growltigar! Before he got his ear mauled!
Cud dis kitteh be teh famouse Growltiger?
“Growltiger wuz a Bravo Cat who traveled on a barge
In fact he wuz teh roughest cat dat ever roamezd at large
From Gravesend up 2 Ox4d he pursued his evil aims
Rejoicin in his title of teh Terror of teh Thamezs”
I never heeringed dat b4! it sowndz wunderful. Iz dere moar??
I iz surp rised Cweenmj. Dat is frum “Cats”
most of teh lyrics is By T.S. Elliot
here is teh song wurds
http://www.americanpoems.com/poets/tseliot/5528
n’ here is a video clip
sort of amatureish
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x255km_growltiger-1_creation
ai likes dis poem- tanx tew yew!
hai – i am a noob. Been a troll for awhile, but teh nice kind of troll : ) and finally got my account – But I seem to get in after eleventyhundred other comments, and I fink I am not yet interduced or detected by CC and minions – er, I mean good hoomanz.
Let me say I love all the Cheezpeeps and happity capshuns and all the WIN – I needs to work on my lolspeek tho.
Any tips for halping me get my capshun comment visidable?
OH and dat kitteh, he be all “badcass” but i bets he lubs to snorgle all da same.
Wen u post fur teh nawt sekund tiem, Werd Press haz 2 check u owt 2 maek shore u aer OK. Naow u haz got sumfing postid, u shud sho up rite awai nekst tiem.
Welkum tu cheezland, catelopetoninte!!! Dis b a berry fun plais tu play. u kin visit wif frenz heer, oar hav advenchurez, oar sing adn dans, oar dew enneefing u kin imajining.
*Handz catelopetonite a chokklit martoonee*
Cheez!!
ohai!
Ifinkso maybe u means u has been a lurker, not a troll, rite? U don’t sound like any troll I has met. *smiles*
And ur furst commints will take a while to show up, sew that WP can gets ur flavr. So u shud be okays!
Ohai, catlopetonite! Mai ai introdoos maiself? Yoo can see hoo ai am, ai think!
But ai am awlso known az JCH4K.
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An don’t werree about teh LOLspeek. Just let it com natcherlee! Ai spoke awnlee Ingrerlish fur neerlee a MUNTH wehn a furst started!
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an if yoo hav bin lurking fur a while, then yoo ar probablee familiar wif moast ov ar customs – but if yoo haz ENE kweschuns, pleez do nawt hesitayte to ask. It may taek a wile, but usuallee sumwun will be bai so bai an bai wif an anser.
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An welcome to ar happee hoam. Lotz ov frenz an warm fuzziez heer!
Oh Hai ! Wow i get all kinda snorgles and halp wif u – ben dis- dus – de unhoopy wit sum ov da ovver pwaces – wher dey maik fun od da newbs, insted og encouages.
Yesh, i guesh i does mean “lurker” jus dint noe da “rite” deNOMinashun
WOO HOO a chocklit martooni ! It must be Caturday!
Fanks fairy mush for teh welcums an da fuzzy feels. I alreddy lub bein member – but i am tryin ta get a leetle pic for dat top corner: Iz dat in My Profile wear it says browse an upload pic? I fink i did it rite, hope so. *pors chk martooni all at onces an waitin fer a refill. But wait, ii has frangelica to share ! It iz so yummy, an tast like hazelnutz and not make u too spinny-hedded. SMILE fanks all ob you <3 :>
oh poo – dat comment was nommed. Waz offrin’ da pizza for all! I haz no burgerz (kwit lookin behind mah back, i swears no cheezburgerz der!) Der be at least lotsa cheez on pizza ! :> >:
oh, hi, catelopetonite!! We lubs troll converts!!!
Welcum too dis wunnurfull place!!
PS doan wurry none bowt lolspeek. it r not a law. LOL. It r jus talkin silleh teh
way we like fur funns
Whoah. This was our favorite stray Annie. I have no idea how she found her way here. Tough exterior aside, she was a sweetie.
O Hai jrg; Wut a sweet bebbeh!! Ai rember seeiyng her befoar inna pikshure wif her jes liek tihs, waulkiyng alaung a gaurdin waul;
Her iys unfoargettible, awlrite!!!
Awesomecat is awesome. That is all.
Tuff Strypee Kitteh
libz awn Tuff Street. Awll t3h way
in t3h lasstest howse
Tuff Strypee Kitteh
habz Steev McKween kewl. Himz doan’t
needz enneefeeng elss
Tuff Strypee Kitteh
roolz awll dat him seez wiff beeg
gang andz clebburrness
Jack.
poo comment eaten – was spose to be oofrin da pizza, i no has burgerz but der iz cheez on dem all da same! :> :>
yow oh noes – i got double taked! LOL ennyway PIZZA FOR ALL! :> :> :>
Kitteh haz 1337 Votes ! 1337 Street Cred 1!!!
Iz bin lurkr but havin funz reding the lolspeak. Iz fraid Iz fergit ta spill englirsh but thiz mor fun ennywayz.
haud I dew fer furst lolspeaks post?
I luvz hau yu all tek care uv each udder wen teh splorts hapin. I has a splort-wurthy kitteh. She bitin mi toeses rite nau.
Dang, dat hurtz! Mi toeses naut NOM!!!
Artful Dodger cat!
A cat after my own heart