Dear Mom,
Dear Mom, Camp sucks. Love, Mikey.
dese kittehs look liek dey b havin a betteh tiem at camp.
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Ai wanna cum hoem
Conga rats, annipuss, ladymondegrene and leeza!
FangQ BD’sM!
Dang Annipuss, AgAIN!!!
Annipuss, she beh da KWIK kitteh typist!
*sings*
“Let meh go hoem,
ai wanna go hoem…..”
Hoyst up teh john b. sailz,
c hao teh mayn sail sets,
cawl 4 teh captin ashoar,
let mii goe hoam.
Let mii goe hoam,
ai wanna goe hoam.
Well, ai feelz sew broak up,
ai wanna goe hoam.
Wuz dat teh otay?
*klappity, klappity*
Bwavvo!! I lubz dat song!!
*bows* ohai cween!
*bows and offurs chokklit*
dat wuz teh rest ob teh sawng…ai wuz tryin tew get teh rite part….wen listnen tew eet awn teh radio…
mai nowlege ob awldiez….lemme sho yoo eet…
Wy u sendz me awai?
well……….ya wanna leetle brodder oar seester?
but I thot u just went to teh cabbaj patch for those?
Akshullee, it iz teh stork taht brings them. Purrhaps cud leeve them in teh babbaj patch?
Aye akshullii putz Beloved Offspring inda can’telope patch adn tuukt hiz pikshur wehn hymz wuz onlii ah fuw weakz ol’….thawt Ayed spair myselb sum embareassmint in latur yerez….. din’t werk… hymn juss finks hiz mum iz abit strange…
LOL!! Did yoo scatter sum whyte feathers about too!? Wud hav bin a grate effect! Maybee yoo can fotoshop tehm in!
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Did yoo RELEE do that! ROFL!
LOL!!
Nawt relee.
Kin wii send teh wun I gots bak?
I has a homesik.
and dese guys, they short sheeted my bed!
den they put my hand in a glas uv warm watters wile I wuz sleepin…
Adn den dey laff at mii teh hole mournin’. Ai haz uh sad.
Kin ai b cumin hoam, mawmee?
when I was younger, they coulda short-sheeted my bed, and I wouldn’t have known.
u were a late bloomer?
understatement……you has it.
experiense (as a late bloomer) I has it!
but I think teh late bloomers has teh biggest flowers.
**bites tong, tryin nawt tew commint awn leeza’s beeg flowers**
*hedbats rhsb*
that wuz a meta4!
and how did u know abowt my flowers??
Ow!
Gotta go check awn sumfink upstairs…
hmmm…
wonder wot THAT cud be??
*skramblol up deh stairz ahed uv rhsb*
Oh, iz nuffin….
Why? Wat u kno?
Tell me what u know
Tell me what u gone an dun nao…
Oops. sorry, Sawng hit me inna hed.
CWEEN! Gets bak heer!
I swanee…
I was not involved in teh desecratin’ of ur room… too sick to do any sackin and pillagin. R ur parental units back yet?
*runz into rhsbz ruum adn launchez at
*YNG!!
Yup. Tehy gots bak nawt lawng ago.
I herd u gots sik. Sowwy tew heer dat. Better nao?
*crawlz bhind bureau adn
*into deh sokk drawer
Nobody has socks in my room but ME!
Geddowt! Dont maek me hasta get teh brume.
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
*enable Dr. Ruth* Vell, eet ees eemportant to maintain a healthy sox-life after all.
Stawp playin possum. I kno u nawt sleepin!
Remember teh kitteh in teh cheezits bocks? Git ur own.
Dis wun MIEN! **layz bak eers an hisses**
RREEERROOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
*Runz like deh wind down deh stairz
*crashez intu tablol
*and stoppz tu groom.
Oh, dat vase on deh floor in peesez??
It wuz like dat wen I got heer.
I iz better now but still not feeling to frendly to fud.
*wanders into hall*
ohai mj!
*sniffs*
Do u smell sox and candy?
**shakes awf meen luuk, floofs fur an struts bak into room**
Oooh, Leeza! Bad BAD pun!
Marcy Playgrown?
schweddy kanday?
It got schweddy? I has nothin to do with that!
MJ??
No, Schwety bawlz.
*whispers*
I wuz just using my creative lisense again.
well, one comedianne, had a bit about boys underware, as a child she wondered what the pouch in front was for, she thought maybe it was where the boys kept thier candy. When she grew up, she found that she was right.
one uv best SNL skitz EVAR!
*fawls outta chayr*
THUNK!
Ooooowwwww….
Ohai rhsb
how beez uz
Ohai, 2_k!
Well, I wuz okay until my room gotted ransacked, my YNG gotted traumatyzed, an I wuz chayre dansin an between dat an Dan’s post, I fell outta teh chayr!
So, hao u doin? Hao’s teh footsie?
Oh, an I crabin a siggy an kant has wun. Folks are bak frum IL.
maus was rite I borked it
but Dr Tinycat says it is healing well
I has 2 buddy bandage it wid deh odder tosie
is not that ouchie
I tolded ya!
Wuz jes toesies, oar foot?
Onlee bones I ever borked ar lokated below teh anklol.
dats gud Uz not gibing into smoking temptashunz
I iz proud of Uz
Iz being wid fambly trying Ur pashunz?
jus mah liddel pinkie tosie on deh left foot
Ackshully, if famlee nawt heer, I go haz wun.
Famlee iz gud, but sumtymes howse seems berry crowded, eben wif jes teh fwee ov us heer.
U awl packed? Wen u moovin?
I did that in collej! Only bone I ever borked…I assume. I says assume b/c the infirmiry told me that if it was borked, all they cud do was taype it to teh next toe, so I sed I can do that myselfs! And I did. But riding a bike to classez, in teh winter, wif only a sok, and a flipflop on wif a plastik bag over ur foot, itz not sew grate ackshully!
Ask me sometime about when I gave myself stitchez.
I borked tew toes awn may left foot awn may nawt-seckund weddin nite.
Oh, an I got hit inna hed wif a basebawl bat an needed stitches in my eiebrow.
I fulla skars, insyde an owt.
don’t EVEN get me started.
U gots skars tew, Dan?
many and varied, and as y’all, broken and fractured bones from the wrist/ankle out.
I iz moving neggst weekend either Friday or Caturdai
is not all packed is in deh process of packing
I iz taking the GRE and also applying to gradskool
in deh middel of dis mess
mah complikated lyfe led me show U it
okays, and then I can tell u abowt when I crakked 2 teefs in half on a Tuesday.. but didn’t realize tehy were borked til Friday…
When wii puts guies in2 teh pyooter system at werk, wii has tew add SMT (skars, marks, tattoos). I gots tew finkin abowt awl teh wuns I gots. Iz ALOT!
Most skars are surjicul. Dats wut happens wen u has Melanoma 3 times. I eben has tattoo.
oh noes Leeza
does U moonlite
as a stunt double fur akshun moovies
Leeza – U iz acksident prone? I sertinlee am!
2_k – U has my simpathees. I had tew moov dis past Summer. NAWT fun, speshullee wen most ov stuff had tew go in2 storidj. Addin GRE tew? May guudness, girl!
not really acksident prone.. just bad lucks, Ifinkso.
Teh teef thing, someone else knokked me down.
But I does have a high toleranse for pain…
even so, two_kittehs schedule sownds more painful that my misadvenchures!
I got hit in the upper lip with a basketball.
I was wearing braces at the time and had to go to the baffrume tew gentlee lift my lip up off/out of the braces!
I has teh low threshold foar teh paynes.
well folks, time to lace up mah boots and strap on mah knee pads, time to go scuttle in front of 5,000 people. see y’all later, a while later.
Bye, Dan!
Has teh fun!
Hao musch latur?
*waves to Dan*
I need to think about eeting.
Shud I?
…. still not really feeling like it…
hellos, skwirrliwun, I lefted yu meesij on yur profile.
Hey, gets bedder sun!!!!
And a plain brof iz gud wen yu r reubberin frum gastrik distress. Nutrishus and filling, but not hurty to teh tender insides.
ohai!! Blonde in bloo!
I iz much better today, hopefully tomorrow I’ll be bak to normals, so teh hole long weekend isn’t a compleet waste.
*goes to check profile*
sowee swirly, but dat gotz uz ALL tink ’bout tehj bloom ub yoot-
an yr biggie flowers: soft an smelz nice, too
**fawls outta chayr agin**
*halpz rhsb up*
Fanks, cween.
I awlso chokin awn teh fud I’m eetin. Iz chickin.
I had to stand twice to cast a shadow.
coulda played hide and seek….behind the flagpole.
onna windy day, had ta carry rocks in my pockets, or risk unpowered flight.
couldn’t take a shower for fear of the drain.
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ya get the picture.
So Dan, you working tonight oar visitin famlee agin?
I would tell an eethiopian joke, but I has a feeling u know them all alreddy.
So u doin a show tonight or did u take teh Fangsgivving weekend off?
Casting Crowns
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don’t ask me, I just get to page camera cable for this one.
Kin u splayn dat in engerish, plz?
the group, band, whatever, is Casting Crowns.
cable pager is a job. You see a hand-held camera, well somewhere behind the operator is some random goober either frantically coiling or playing out cable so as to keep the operator from tripping.
U gets tew be random goober?!?! Sownz lyk fun.
Sew, duz dat meen, u playin wif us tonite oar lubbin an leevin?
*returns from google*
Kristian rock? U do see it all, dontcha?
oh, yes. Y’all ladies may hate me for this one, but a local radio station has the next show, and Duran Duran headlines.
oh mai! *faynts*
*sigh*
ohhhh!
*not faynting, but has a jellus*
*openz wun eye*
yesh, but tehy mite be all goin bald now an wearing ball capz.
u shud see Flok uv Seegulz naow…
Who wuzzit I saw dat luuked sew bad? Kant remember rite awf….
Dang dats gonna bug me awl nite.
Well, frum wat I can tayle, u has sertinlee maded up foar lawst tiem, Dan!
**runz an hydes**
Bloomin erlee nawt sew grate, ether.
Truzt mi.
ANOM, rhsb! ANOM!
Wuz u munchkin, Dan?
this’ll give ya a hint, at 16 while working at a quarter horse track, they were considering training me as a jocky.
My dad wuz lyk dat. Nawt had a big growf spurt until aftur him gradyeated ohai skool.
ai r stil waytin fer mai growth spurrt…
I kwit growing up ↑ wen i wuz 13 ……
But wen I hit 30, i started growing owt ↔
I feel ur payne, cween!
Liekwiiz!
I haz curbes, but tehy go OWT instedda IN!
**sad fayse**
wii doan tawk bout growwin owt… :-p
twi beein teh lil girl in 6th gwade goez frum flat tew fluffy in six months- an ai dew mean FLUFFY!!
skipped teh trainin onez altogetherz
kittyboo!! u b deh gnuest on deh map!!!
YAY!!!!
Yup, pyoobertee sux big tyem.
It wuz rite abowt tehn tath my migraines started showin up, tew.
Dubblol pleh.
lol kbc!! That was me 2!
Cept it happent in teh summer btw 6th and 7th.
So when I went back to skool there was a lot of skepticism as to how much of it was me and how much was tisshoo papers. And much swatting of handz.
My bff an I cudnt wate tew hit pyoobertee an “be wimmen”.
Wii wuz stoopy childruns!
Nao ai iz old ldy but still haz balcony yew cud dew shakespear
frum….
if yew cud get obber teh lowwer floorz!
needz mountain climbing gear….
mam…..I tink dey’re usin nip
awww, behbeh, ai cum tew get chew an brings yew hom wif meh
Sounds like my monthly camps.
Uummm…… den shudn’t u b Frau General??????????????????
OOOOPS i thot u sed “cramps” LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
IIIImmmmm gonna have ta take a short walk after THAT one.
Dat wat Ai red it az, but Ai wuz 2 purrlite to menshun it!
Me 2, annipuss.
Reminded me of sumfin I posted in cheezfrenz.
mai abannamint ishoez: ai shows u dem!
Hello muddah, hello faddah…
Allan Sherman ref FTW!!!
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mai fave is “Hungarian Goulash No 5″!
for some reason, i started to hear “dance of the hours”.
Ug. My pc is slo, took 2 long 2 lod.
heello mudda
heello fadda
heer ai am at
camp grenada!!
kamp iz berry
entertaining
and dey say wii’ll hav sum fun
if it stoppz raining!!
Allan Sherman kitteh!
Hello mudder, hello fadder…
http://www.video.google.co.uk/videosearch?hl=en&q=Alan+Sherman&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#
LOL! Those photos were hilarious (and kinda disturbing…)!
Okay campers, iz SNORGLE tiem!
Eberybodee come snogle me at wunse!
but no 2 mutch cuz mighbe mai hed splortzz!!
“snogle”? WTFBBQ.
Shud be “SNORGLE”!
Awwwww….
Kyoot little kitteh…
In fact they awl KYOOT!!
Ahhhh heck!
****SPLORT!!!!1!!****
Oh, deer, heer cumz te CCC
*sweep up 18whheels’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in herz hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep (dekuratid wiv muzik noets)*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRGwdo*
*Leed her to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap her inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib her sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
kin wii goe maek smoers naow?
an share ghost stories around deh campfire?
and lissin tu deh wind whispurring in deh treez?
it wuz a dark an stoarmy nyte…
an all the kittehs wuz asleep
when suddenly in the middel of nite came
a blood curdling skreem…
Deh kittehz awl jumpinged up and ranninged tu deh door.
Deh bravest wun, Kiyfer, slowlee opuninged deh door and peekinged owt. “Oh, NOez”, he sed, “itz a….
Ginormaus oppossumum, and she’s gawt…
elebenty foot lawng teef and pointee endz!!”…
kitteh lurvs smoerz! dem haz ooie gooie mershmllw!!!
ai cud nawt beeleeve it — oh, teh huge manatee!
mai DH NEBBER had smorez in hiz HOLE LYFE until wee went campin foar teh nawt-sekkund tyme, wich wuz lyke ~2003, so hee wuz prolly over 35!
an hee wuz a boi skout! anna camp counselor!
an nebber in himz HOLE lyfe hadz zmores?! tahts a cryiin shayme!!
ai tole him, teh gurl skoutz obveeuslee wur teh smart wunz. ; )
an wiv cyuter owtfitz 2.
I still, have never had a smores, except for pop-tart smores, but they were vile.
iz nawt teh sayme. teh reel deel is lawts bedda.
doz r nawt reel smorz! u haf 2 uz reel grahha…gram… brawn crakkrs, choklit an smarh mellows!
nawt smart mellows, geeeez… smarshh mellows!
jk2k is rite!! and anyway, ALL pop tarts r vile.
Dan u has never been camping? Well maybe itz a girl thing.
U needs to put that on ur bukkit list!
Nothin like a tosted marshmallow, hot off teh fire, u puts it rite on the choklit and that starts to melt too.. all inside a gram crakker sandwich. mmmmmmm
The nawn-frostid strawberry wuns are gud.
I has tehm foar brekkie wunse in a whiel.
I colleck S’mores.
Tehy are figur-eens dat luuk lyk marshmallow guies awn chocklit an gram-craker base. Kyoot!
I gave a frend a krissmus ornament last year, was a raindeer made out of sticks and marshymallows, stnding on a choklit/gram crakker base. U’d have loved it!
Prolly.
Most ov teh S’mores guies I colleck are ornamints. Azza mattur of fack, I bowted 2 teh uthur nite. Awn sael, ov coarse!
but camping is fun! except for the black boogers.
Ohai ebbr buddee. I haz bin teh pleh sik. I haz mist u awl. i haz bin teh ack an teh run run fas fas tu baf rum. Pleh Pleh. Nawt want!
I iz bedder naow, sew i koms tu seez u awl.
Cheez fronds iz gud tu maek kitteh bedder, itinkso!
Oh mama cat, I b glad ur better!! being sik ober Thankzgiving iz deh PLEH!!
We haz teh stay hom tanksgibing, hubby runnd wif wahy clof an deh pleh bukkit fur me all teh dai! I sik munny day tu lash nite, but mush beddr tuday. I miss awl ob u, but puter up teh stairs and baf rum down teh stairs, so i stay down teh stairs!
I be back naow, and so happy happy tu see ebrebuddy. I no boffer no moer, jush sit in corner here and wash teh fun! Mush go bed soon, fur teh tireds, lol.
*Handz Mama Cat a steemee mug uv
*lemon and honey.
Dis will help making deh tummee happee. Itz not just fur deh sore thoat…..
oh mama cat, sowry to hear that! Just went thru the same thing but not for near as long! only one day.. 5 days, OMCC, dat sownds awfull!
Grand daughter gotted it furst, lash week, lastd five days, DIL an ober tu grand kids getted, lastd free dais, son getted and lasted two dais,
naow ober DIL haz it, and her brufer who libs wit dem had it tu dais. It awl ober round here!
Tank u Cween, iz bery gud lemon and honey, makey tummi feel bedder. And tank u tu leeza, I miz awl ob u bery mush!
I tinks I go tu teh bed naow, I haz a tired. I c u awl tumarrow!
Hello Mudder – Hello Fadder
Here I am at – Camp Granada
And it’s very – entertaining
And they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining
I went hiking – with Joe Spivey
He developed – Poison Ivy
You remember – Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine pois’ning last night after dinner
Take me home, oh Mudder, Fadder
Take me home, I hate Granada
Don’t leave me, out in the forest
Where I might get eaten by a bear-ear
No I don’t want – to-oo scare ya
But my best mate – has malaria
You remember – Jeffrey Hardy
They’re about to organise a searching party
Take me home, I promise I will not, make noise
Or mess the house with oth-ther boys
Oh please don’t make me stay
I’ve been here one whole day
Dearest Fadder – Darling Mudder
How’s my precious – little bruddah
Let me come home – if you miss me
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me
Wait a minute – it’s stopped hailing
Guys are swimming – guys are sailing
Playing cricket – gee that’s better
Mudder, Fadder kindly disregard this letter
All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
teh song tagez mei bak tew my yoot!
but i wuz kitteh LOVE camping!
still do. has went Sequoia fur summer vakashun; wuz wunnerful.
hai to all califurna cololony i can has be part ub!!
all jail teh qween!
jail teh qween???
:shokked luk:
Run mj, run!!
jail teh qween??
oh noes!! Run mj run!!
ratz! I meant Hail teh qween!
*slinky awai wit sad tail all droopy*
*snerk*
WP was protecting u.
I tried to reply to ur ‘jail teh qween’ commint and it wudn’t let me!
Jail teh cween? Iz dat cuz she wented into rhsb’s rhum nd got teh seksi guy awl discomknobulated?
::shokkee fais::
Wut???
I haz tu go tu Jail??
Direklee tu Jail???
Duz not klecting $200?? .
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wair mai stoopee ‘git owt uv Jail free kard?’
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Ratz!! musta lefting it in mai uzzer purse. ::sad fais::
Bail!! Ai can has BAIL fur teh cween!!
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Heer – yoo can pass “Go” AN collekt teh $200.
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So – nao yoo can haz a nice happee fayce again! Heer – fur yoo!
Three l’il bundles of kyoot
I think I’z in snorgle heaven
Yeah, you guys forgot these kitty’s are splortastic.
Hmph. I always haatd kamp.
Kittehs ar alwayz splorttastic tho.
Dat tummeh iz unrezistabul.
Really, I have kitten but I can’t teaching to good life.
I doo agrees. Splortastic they iz. Allwayz.
Mai naem iz Mikey tew!
I agree too.
hav you evr gone to camp?
i havnt gone to cmp but i ahgree with de Mikey cat! keep up de giud wrk! love dose lolcats!
At lest dere’s no munkey.
Kittehs haz had enuff ov kamp: wuntez tuu goes hoem tuu tehir Mommeh;
Teh hekk wif teh frehsh aire, teh boatyng, teh kampfyres wif roahstid maurshmehllows, teh waulks inna wuuds, teh goast storees at beddtiem; no moar!!
Thems wuntez tuu bees at hoem wif tehir famblee, snugg adn tite iyn tehir
kitteh-bedds; Smokee teh Bear hasta waiyte foar anuvver daiy;
itteh bitteh kitteh committeh second annual campin trip–not goin so well acksually