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Gotta lawng wayte
Nawt sewcond agawn? Haw do u do it?
Time on my hands and vigilance!
time and vigilance and surprise.
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time and vigilance and surprise and ruthless efficiency
time and vigilance and surprise and ruthless efficiency and nerbs of steel
don’t maek me get teh – gasp – comfy chair!!!!
Not da comfy chair!!!!! Time and vigilance, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, and nice red uniforms- oh damn!
wheels on de bus go round and round, tired now
1ST COMENT
ow u beat me
Ohai Nick, Ai guess u mite be nyoo. It iz nawt a gud eye deer to claym dat u aer 1st – iz embarrissin iffn u miss! Wen u maek a commint, it iz a gud plan 2 sai sumfing abowt teh pikchoor an BTW, we fink it moar purrlite 2 sai nawt sekund oar furvest frum last, nawt furst – Dat sed, walkum 2 dis happi plaes – plai nieslee an hab fun!
NICELEE said, annipuss!
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An teh Conga Ratz – awl waring waring thier costyewms covered in teh twinklee lites, ar dansing out now! Just fur YEW! An hao lucky taht we awl can enjoy seeing tehm! They ar swooping an gliding an twerlin to Bing Crosbee singing “Ai’m Dreemin ov a Whyte Krissmuss!
Indeed, annipuss! An ai addz mah congaratz tew da conga ratz awlredy sillibrateing…
LOL NICE COMMENT ^_^!!!!
didn’t unnerstand half of that anipuss but good point
wow…you really need to get a life. sad but you do love the kittehs so i guess that makes you ok. but really, get out once in a while.
o hai nick! yu also a n00b, aifinkso? dere b speshul rool awf dis cawmint payg sez deh gaym iz tu mayk a funneh commint in numba one spot, nawt just shouting furst. yu trai it — iz grate fun! kthxbai
And you. Really, why do talk (type, if like) like that?
Oh lolllllllllolololol !! Yoo ar SUCH a silleh! Yoo KNOW we awl do it heer! An there iz a VERREE gud reezon! It iz becuz we ar in luv wif lahgwiches! An there ar so menee reelee clever things so menee peepl heer can do – maeks yoo luk at werds in a hole noo way! An MENNEE thingz ar much moar funnee!
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Purrrhaps it iz just a simpul mind set fur us!
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But pleez dont think we doo it becuz we ar “simpul.” Moast peepl heer ar at oar cloas to genius level. Ai maiself speek jerman an Eyetalian floontlee, am moderately conersant in Fronsch an Espanish, an can reed sumwaht Rushin an Latin.
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Yoo just need to lern to think laik we do!
Oh – furgot to say – moast peepl heer ar awlso multi-lingual! Upfi, fur eggs ampul, iz FLOOENT in SIX langwiges!!
Ai finsko lollloll or wuteber his/her naem is, is mostlee lukkin for attenshun. Teh gud fing is, if u ignoar him/her, he/she genrly goes away.
Tu anser ur kwestyun, wii duz it kuz wii think it b fun. Datz awl. wii just b habbing deh funz. *shrugs sholderz*
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And u, lolllllllllolololol, reelee, y do u keep kumming bak heer if u don’t like deh lolz and u don’t b liking deh way wii play?? I reelee wantz tu noez. i cannot unnerstanding wai peepz kum heer if awl dey wantz tu due iz tu b kumplaining bowt deh site. It makingz noe sentz tu mii. If dere wuz a plais I didn’t like, I wunt going dere.
well sed.
Ai hab seended plasis onna innertubes dat peeps tri tew “cut down” each uddder and dey seems tew fink is da funnee. meybeh lollllol beh frum won ub dese plasis. Ai neber mush lieked dem, sins nawt funnee tew meh, butt mean
Ohai BDM, ai wuz lukkin back at teh week’s lols an ai saw dat ur kitteh wuz poorly – is he awl bedder now?
Ohai martoonie
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Yesh, Bud seems tew beh dewing the mush bedder, but still nawt likig if I press a liddle awn his tummee. Nawt sure if iz just reflex at dis poynt or nawt.
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Wii mah beh goin tew da v-e-t soon.
Ai has mai floofy paws crossed fur u bofe.
Fangx yew
Mee too!
Fangx, Janet!
Prayrz an healing thawts fur yur Bud kittoon. Ai lurves AWL catz.
yesh, cweenmj, well sed. whai do teh peeps nawt liek diz wun? iz so kyoot! i’z glad wz werrin mah CHRG!!!1!!
Oh oh oh, fail.
Nao THAT reelee IZ funnee!! Indeed!
Looong wayt foar sucha liddil kitteh! Congratachoolayshuns annipuss! Yu can haz deh fastist lolkeybored in da Yurrupz! Haow wood yu lai tu sillyberate tudey?
Thx mai fren. Haow aer u 2dai? Ai wud liek to be sittin nekst 2 a roarin fyre wiv a cup uv sumfing hawt, but Ai haz 2 go owt soon. At leest it izn’t raynin dis mornin.
cuppa best darlingjee orindg peekoh in bone chiner cupz wif a slivvr awf shorbredz fo yu (ai haz wentid tu Brrwtish fudshoppe, yum!), an lubbly depe redz cashmree rapparownd foar de shawping trip — happee huntingz! must go aut tu for choppingz wud foar fire *donz lilredwalkinghudz an tayks barskitz* baibai! til leyturr!
Aternune Annipuss.
Is berry caold heer tewdai. Fernyfrillyknikkers juss camed in frum teh gardin wiv awl her floofage floofed up teh teh Max. She gorn upstairs to snuggle up in Boichiks bed.
I miss a open fire *sigh*..meber teh times I wu dlie on teh floor in front ob it an towst my self til i wuz done on awl sides!!1….
Heer yoo go Tidmum!! A sawng just fur yoo – eben tho yoo ar definitelee naw a Chestnut!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cubgWvBfs24
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Ov corse, ebreewun else can lissen too! Will maek yoo feel warm an snugglee, laik Ferenyfrillyknikkers!
Snugglin ober a raydeeater isn’t kwite teh same, is it! Brrrr…when’s spring?
Brrrrrrrr! It’s reelee cold heer, too! An we haz awnlee hawt air blowee things to snuggle bai!
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But thinkin of peeple snugglin ober a raydee ate hur haz mee gigglin so hard ai’m just about warm again! LOL!!!
Huh, is awl bery well for u to laff, ai’m gettin bakache heer! And while teh bits neckst to teh raydee ate her are warm, awl teh otter bits are cowld!
Ai finkso maybe ai’ll set fire to teh furnichewr…
Only coz yoo wanna see teh Fyremens *snerk*….*runs away berry fast!
Why, wut a terribul fing to say! Dat NEBBER crawsed mai mind!
Howeber, now u menshun it… *fetches lighter*
Heeehee!
Honestly! The lenghths peeps will go to for a Fyreman…
Well, a girl’s gotta keep warm sumhow!
mebbe yew cood fine a man maed ov fyre ???
Ai’d settle for wun hoo knows how to load teh dishwosher…
{{{{{{{hey cheezpeeps!}}}}}}}
chek owt dis ad ai saw on cregzlizt whin ai wuz finkin bout gittin a roomie:
Athletic Houseboy
Date: 2008-11-13, 11:55AM EST
I’m 5″10…200lbs…bald…athletic build…African-American…looking for a houseboy situation with an older woman. Race not important. I’m drug free, college educated, legal, compassionate, and employed. It’s getting too cold for you not to be served.
he beelawngs in da nawty barn aifinkso!!1!
but … can he do IRNIN????
Yes! Taht iz teh MOAST impurrrtant kwaificayshun! Afterawl, we can’t go aroun in publik awl rinkeled up!!
… inna fyremanz yuniform?
he wud hav tu kwit hiz job…wii haz lotza eyerning fur him.
Teh trubble is – he sez he will only werk for older wimmin. But he duz nawt say how old he iz. Nawt dat ai’m studdyin dis caerfully or ennyfing.
An wot city shud won look unner awn craigslist??
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juss curious, yew see. *wink*
ohai BDM! wuz in catlanta.
Hmm, is he prepared to travel?
ohai, anni!
conga rats on nawt furst, ai duz a little warm up dans fur yoo
dans dans dans
shake teh tale fedder
dans dans dans
wave arms abowt
dans dans dans
tihs kitteh reflecks teh culurs beeyotimuslee!
sandy klaws comes kwik if yoo nap nap nap!!
Thx, mm, Ai need teh warm up dans – it iz cawld an damp heer. Nawt raynin at teh momint, so Ai aer goin to go owt wile Ai can keep drie! Bai fur naow!
Mai aies! Oh deer. Ai just red yoo needed a “cold damp beer! ”
Sew kyoot! How I can makes it a fayverit? Aifankyew.
YIKES! Ai dont know fayfran. Ai haz firefox (an safari) an they don’t show teh favorite klikkee place!
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HALP!!!! CAN ENEWUN SHOW FAYFRAN HAO TO DOO IT?????
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*Whispurrrs to fayfran* Sumtaims shouting halps!
i keeps a spare emurjensy innerwebs exploder arownd just for taht purpose, an for wen firefox duznt want to let me see a vidyo or sumfin.
ohai fayfran! u shud see a brown “add 2 favorites” buttun rite abuv de pixure? Unles u iz awn fyrefox, ai unnerstand frum udder cheezpeepz dat u doan see it den. U cahn jus saiv it 2 ur ‘puter or axe sumwun to favorite it fer u, den goe 2 dere profyle, clik awn their favorites & u cahn git it dat wai.
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Ai wil fav it, sew naow clik awn mai bloo naim, it taiks u 2 mai profyle, den clik awn my favorites & shud bee abel 2 git the lol, kay? an welkum 2 cheezland!
Thankz, bluesfan473!
Hmmmmmm. . .wai dint AI think ov that!
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It can get verree frustrayting – seeing teh wuns wun wantz, an nawt being abul to favorite them. Ai’ve awlways just goan hunting in teh profyles – but YUR way is MUCH eezier!
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An ai wuz just doing that – an ai KNOW we shudn’t bee putting teh LOLs heer, oar it wud fill up wif tehm verree kwiklee – but ai just found this wun – an it iz sooooo silleh an funnee – AND fotoshopped! But wehn they ar az funny az this – hoo cares!??? Aim still laffing!!!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2597270
o hai bluesfan, thanfx foar splanayshun — ai no can haz faverrit butting aivver. spose ai must give up cyoot fierfox? saighz
nope, u cahn jus axe sumwun tew fav it fer u, wen u goe to dere favorites & clik tew view de lol aifinkso u canh fav it frum dere. dis iz haow ai unnerstands it aneehoo, ai bery sorree iffen dis nawt wurk lyke ai fink it wil.
Fankyew bluesfan. I haz Safari but no can haz butting. Off I goe to yer profyle, steelin yer favrits!
Ohai bluesfan, fankyew for the favrit and the bee-frending!
pretteh kitteh dis be
hope it didunt get boornt bai dem ebil lughts
kthxbai
I hoap Farmer Crismuss leebs me a noo Kitteh unnerneef teh tree * floofy appendages crossed*
Ohai an gud. . .afternoon? tidmum! Ar yoo reelee going to get a noo floofy babbeh? Ai am nao crossing MAI floofee appendages fur yoo!!
*Sigh*
I juss hoap an wish taht a liddle floofball will appeer.
I really would lub moar Kittehs. Floofybutts may hab sumfin to say about it, though. O.o
We has always sed, if a liddle waif an stray turns up uon teh doorstep, it would be welkommed in.
Hazel an Fern Wait payshuntly for teh tree to go up. They lub to skwish beneef teh prezzints, an bash teh shiny dangly sparklees. I no has tinsel, cuz Hazel finks is a personal Shiny Pet Stwing for her berryown use. Heehee!!
I juss keep crossin finners.
Maybe mai wish will cum troo…
Sandy Claws delibbers kittehs? Rly? I can has kittehs under mai tree? Plz, plz, plz, ai bin gud an eberytin, plz, plz, plz, ai leebs a mint spy anna glass ob sherry for u anna carrot for Rudolph, plz, plz, plz…
He duz in deed. Last yeer I had teh hole in my hart when my Little Princess passt away (she waz teh verry awld and lived teh verry good lyfe) and Santa brotted me teh George…full of scamper and funny to help mend teh hart.
Aww, dat’s a lubbly storee, Missy. Smooos to George. Ai will wait payshuntlee (prolly nawt so payshuntlee, ackshully, knowing me) an hope for liddle bundles of floof under teh tree! Wuns dat are nawt caused by mai bad howskeepin, ai meen.
oopsie dat’s “shmoos”.
LOL!! Ai hav lots ov liddle bundlez ov floof around!
Itteh bitteh Santa Welkum Kommittee
Lazercat fully recharged
O kitteh, u shud goe 2 bed, Santa iz tew wiley 2 cum in wen sumwun is waytin 2 see him! Hangz up ur lil stockin & skoot awf 2 beddybye! *shmoo*
Ohai, Iz noo heer too. Plz cud sumbuddy show me teh way to teh purtekshun dept – I haz a feelin I mai b needin it offen.
Happy Caturday ebrywun
Hai Stargazer! Welcome! Awl sorts of purrtectif debyces are abaleabul at da TieBoutique. Yu can get 50’s style baving caps and Chicken Headed Rubber Gloves (with drawings on) alsew known as CHRG(wdo). An to cut down on the cute there are Happy Goggie Goggles (HGGs) like da goggies wear when dey sticks der heads out car windows. An dere is usually a good suplie of ducky taep in variyus collurs or bungee cords to help hold the CHRGs and baving caps on in serious splort situations. Good luk!
likkle bebbeh kitteh be’s fraid of darkz. need lotso nitelitez.
Yeah thats pretty true…. that cat is reallly cute! :]
*SPLORT*
O noes! Yu haz been splorted fur a berry long tyme! Sweepy, sweepy up da braynes and rinses dem off in da sparkly water. Only clean thots frum nau on! Pour da braynes back in da branium cabity, and puzzle togever da branium bones. Call a taxidermist to get da skin and fur pieces back in just da right places. Cover it all up wif a CHRG ducky taeped on tight. Wheel yu over to da Splort Recovery Lounge, and let yu rest up wif a nice floofy tiger-striped blankie and a warm cup of hot cocoa. Hope yu feels better sune!
an den i wan a chair made of cheezburgerz and a table made of cheezburgerz and den….ZzZzZz
I iz new and haz no frends
Welkum tu cheezland!!
I sended u a fren rekwest!!
U kin going tu mai helperz paige adn finding owt awl sortz uf thingz.
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deh bebbeh kitteh iz berry cyute – butt ai cannott see himz fayce – so ai can holed bak deh splortz! ai bet himz gawt berry cyute fayce!!!
Prezzent Day Tree drawz
Behbee Floof Kitteh lykez a
lush sentted magnet.
Mennee low branchezz
maykz 4 eezee clymeeng az
Kitteh disappeerz
Lawtza playssez 2
ekksploar. Behbee Floof Kitteh
mayz nebbur cumz daown!
Jack.
Taht’s soe funnee, Jack; we haz a kitteh taht akshully dyd taht;
her shimmied up teh tree liek a tellyfone lienman; teh uvver kitteh wuntid tuu faullow her butt hims cud nawt climb up becuz hims wuz tuu floofee…..!
This a funee ormanent
at nawt most, furreh ornament…
Snowball I, NOOOOOOO!!!!!1!!!!
Kitteh duz nawt reeahlize iyt, butt her haz putted herseylfe inna dainjermuus sitchooashun;
Wen Sandee Claws akshully cumes, him wil sea haow wundermusfullee kyuoote tihs kitteh ar; SC jes mite deecyde tuu taike her wif hims iyn hims bagg fulla toiys adn gibb her awaiy wif teh uvver toiys at teh nexxt howse awn hims rowte!!!
SEW QTE!!! Kittoon in ferryland!
this picture is sooooooo cute i love it and i would do the same thing!!!!!
Sandy Claws iz been kiddnapd
AWW!!
SPLORT!!!!1111
i posted dis on ma facebook cuz its so cute
LOL! Fangs!