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conga cats u late shins
us bein teh nawt secunds nd furfest frum last.
it b a ty btween Kristin and Leeza, wif kristin in deh leed!!
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K’mon tu deh ty booteek!! It b havving enneefing u kin think uv tu silly brating teh ty.
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Dere b deh lubblee silk tyz and skarvez wif kittehz on dem,
and deh kitteh faised lolleepopz
and bobbul hedded kittehz,
adn deh cheezland snoe globez
and kitteh wind chimez,
and floofee Cheezpeepz Map blankeez adn matching pillowz,
adn kitteh joo ulreez adn tea r uhz,
and just in fur KrissMuss, deh kitteh mini indoor owtdoor litez tu putting on ur tree oar dekkerating ur howse.
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Adn If u needz a gnu CHRG oar 50z bavving cap, deh shelvez b freshlee stawked.
cungratz uf me
ima feelin a litel sad…kinda depressd…:(
pleez to has feelin betterz- look at teh floofy tail?
sowee yew iz nawt hapee, shad0w…
Wuzza matta???
*offers a cuppa tea, a cookie and/or a chokklit martoonie, and an ear that’ll listen.* I’ve had sads adn knoe how it feels when sumwun tayks teh thyme to listen, soe wanna gib yu teh saym.
sometymez u has a sad. uddr tymez da sad haz u.
:::hands shado0w a cuppa hawtchoklit an a playt of cookyz:::
I ar sawry u be havving a sad. if i can help it begone, let me knoe.
:::hugz:::
:::an more marshymellowz fer yer chocklit::::
In Sobbyet Russia, teh Sau haz Yud.
hee hee – ai wus finkin dat, jd. Shado0w, ai hoep uz b happee nao. (((shado0w)))
um…
*cant think of a single appropirate familee frendly commint*
um… mii eethr… mebbe kitteh iz sayving hooman frum caktiz?
That iz shurlee it! Gud kitteh – saving teh hyooman!
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An waht a purrfekt troo TY! Yay fur kristin in teh tawpe spot, an skwerrlgrrl rite behind.
LOl! Did ai say “behind??”
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Well – no wun haz bin to teh TY Boot Eek in sum taim! Lotz of stuff there fur Krissmas – teh Cheezland SnoGlobes, CheezPeeplMaps, KittehFayceLollipops, Kitteh WinChimes, Teh Kitteh silk scaves wif teh frinje, Kitteh sox, Kitteh EERings, Possum Shayped cholkits, an LOTS moar. Teh Kitteh Chess sets ar STriKING – Basemint Cat VS Ceiling Cat – VERREE hawt item! Ai’ll tagalong if yoo ar going!
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Ai think teh PI Stawl iz clozed fur teh nite, tho! But there IZ a pot ov hawt chocolate awn teh counter fur enewun hoo coms bai. an sum marshy mellos.
lol…yoo sed ‘behind’…….
Hmmm…ai mite juss has tew maek a visut tew teh TY booteek…
Maibi kitteh iz insisting hoomin uzes open office rabber than access. Ok, maebe knot, but it’s a fambly frendly comment!
Win!
belly rub! do not want!
No belly rubs, no snorgles. Or u will be seein my pointee endz.
awwww….but…but….ai wantud a snorgle….
get out mai garden rite nao
Denied? But I can’t find any of teh scientist doodz anyware, how I beat game nao!?
Lookit dat floofy tayle!
I’z Moodee rite nao.
Lemme ‘lone!
Eben U has ur dayz….
Oh ohtay! U liek harblz inna u faces?
Here! how u lieka dat?
PULL MAH FINGUR!!!
*POOOT*
Lemme ‘lone k?
K?????
LOL!! Hao doo you do it??? Yoo maek me laff awlmost ebree taim!
Yu need der bit were iffen hoomin duzn’t leeb, kitteh forms a whole new raynge ob organic gushifud. Bur remembur tu peel off ani denim still stuk tu it.
Who’s spotted the under arm hair?
Cud b a lite hair guy (or mebee a YNG???)
try’n tu nawt c da hair, plz tu nawt menshun. pleh!
xD sorreeeeeeh
I’ve seen thet belly rub invitashun B4. An when u go to rub…that back leg has an evil kick to it. Then teh rest uf teh pointee nedz follow.
ohai – am juss tryen 2 hold mai hooman up!
PROSTATE EXAM… Denied
tank CC!
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Pointy Ends…APPLIED.
Oh hai, mai DawnKee fren!!
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→☼→☼→☼→→ ☼→→☼
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*snoball barrage*
Junior Barnes! You come back heer!
ruh roh. It’s 10 oclock….
Iz u gonna turning intu a punkin????
u wait rite heer, mj…i go gets us an oranj soda……..
Iz dat bee teh tyme wen all teh mawnsterz comez out?
Yoo gotta lubs Bill Cosby *wink*
faster-faster you-fool you-fool
bwahahahah!
hay! awttta mah ayerspaece!!
hey DK. yew has teh HHG strapy firm to face? wii noes how sploort-proneated yew iz!
eh…dis nawt sew kyoot….
Ohai, CN. Ai has a stoopee – kin ewe tellz mii wut is a HHG? Iz nawt inna lolspeek dickshunaree – ai chekd!
grant access nao or no gushifuds!
face: innocent- feetz: pointy!
kitteh bak doan no wut hiz fron end wanz!
lurez in wit teh sweet faze- floofy tail…den teh hine leg LEAPZ up an
teh pointy partz cumowt afinkso!
an still teh faze iz… sweet.
is gud at..akt..act…purtending aifinkso!
NOESS! Ai needs tu get thru…
No NO UZ HAZ ITZ AWL RONG!!!
Dis Kitteh gettin help frum the fiscal therapist.
Mean ole goggie gotz him a whiles bak and nao he’s gettin awl better wif teh help of the hoomin. Dey doin exercizez!!!.
Dis so sweet!
There! Ai think yoo haz it rite!
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It IZ sweet!
ohai Janet!
how is U?
Anna a one
a two
a three
feel teh bern!!!
“sai teh sekrit wurd 2 gayn aksess!1!”
*doez teh Grocho Marx walk n wayz 4 teh duk 2 fall owt ov teh ceiling*
(mai age…let me show u it)
Oh hai!!
So heer b deh Cheezpeepz Map gnuz. Wii now haz 307 peepz on deh map!!! Well, dey not AWL peepz, most uv dem b kittehz….adn sum b uzzer critterz…dere is even a fairy adn a manatee on deh map!! BTW, deh manatee iz spending deh winter in deh Kerry Bean. Deh norf Atlantic wuz gitting tew kold.
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On deh masterlist I haz mading linkeez tu deh kololonee mapz fur awl deh peepz in deh kololoneez so u kin jump rite frum deh peepz name tu deh map deh peepz b on. If dere iz no linkee, dey b on deh main map.
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Deh map b at maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=44.412202,-92.823486&spn=0.847561,1.763306&z=9&msid=103775879896697322828.0004573f951750ea89599
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Deh masterlist b at cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/master-list-uv-cheezpeepz/
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To git puttinged on deh map, sending an emayo to cweenmj@gmail.com telling ur ICHC name adn locayshun. deh map b fur awl deh peepz in Cheezland. I putz on ennewun hoo askingz. Noobeez, lurkerz, trollz, comminterz, hooever b asking. Wen I gits deh emayo, I will putting u on deh map and deh masterlist. Den I sending u a emayo bak tu letting u noez it haz ben dun. Itz just dat eezee.
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Fur maor info on deh mapz adn how to seeing awl deh peepz at wunst, plz go to cweenmj.wordpress.com/ichc-helperz/
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Wii now return u tu ur irreglar commintz.
o wao…..
ai nawt noez dat dere wur dat manee…
duz dis meen dat awl teh cheezpeepz map blankiez hab tew be changed oar sumtin?
Dey haz deh auto update feechur built in. ::smilee fais::
rilly?? ish magiclol!!
dish place gettin stranger awl teh time!! ai maded commint but aiz nawt show up on luk who be tawkin………. berry strange
Yah, dat b strangeness. Reelii reelii.
O.O
o wao….ai wunners hao dey has dat…duz dat awlsew meen dat dey nawt masheen washabul?
Gud theowies, ebberybuddy … but I’z bee nowing teh FULL stawy.
Dis iz teh CKIT (Commando-Kitteh-In-Twaining, fur doze ob yoo woo nawt in teh no) pwacticing hiz stawp, dwap and woll. Wurking in teh bushes iz teh ladi-kitteh that he is twying too impwess.
Howebber, hiz hoomin nawt bee noings dis, and gits obberpwotectibe … which is nawt helpin’ him wif his pwojected rolling into teh bushes.
Cant yoo heer himz saying “But Meeeeerm … yoo haz to bee letting me gwows up sumdai!”
Wow, it’s been quiet in here again tonight.
I’m going to bed.
Everyone have a good night/day/whatever!
Talk to y’all later!
G’nite, rhsb!! Hope deh YNG finished himz eyerning so he duzn’t leeve deh lite on and keep u wake awl nite. ::winkee fais::
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Ohai cweenmj, ai wuz lukkin’rond. Iz quiet tu nite. How du ai get mai name blu?
Dere b a cuppla wayz tu duing it. Deh eezyist iz tu putting deh link u wanting tu uze in deh fieeld labulled URI in deh commint box. I haz moar info bowt blooness and avatarz adn bunchez uv uzzer stuff at
cweenmj.wordpress.com//ichc-helperz/
Just cut and paste dat intu deh address bar and add deh 3Wz. Oar klikking on mai bloo name and den find deh link marked ICHC Helperz on deh left.
Fanx yu soe bery much!! Yu soe niceity!!*Curtseyz an gibs paymint uf choc-cuvered cherriez*
dis teh wai tew curtseeee tew teh cween (yew has tew cutn paste)
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2675116
Itz free. No paymint nessissaree.
*nom nom nom*
not nessissary, but pre she ated. ::winkee fais::
ohai CCR, did ai miss yew?
Oh, dere u R!!! ur uzzer commint b inbizziblol.
oh mai, dis gettin rilly weeeerd aifinkso!!
ai cud be seein mai commint but not in the lyzst!
Did u haz a smilee fais or link in it??
wai yesh, yesh ai did………. dats wai ai dint show in teh lyzst? cuz ai seed teh commint…..
did yew haz gud turkeee dai? (ai noes yew dint cuk a burd)
No, wii hadded a pot luck heer at dhe campgrownd. Most uv deh dishez wuz deh kold. PLEH. kold taterz and cold green been catser roll….. not so grate axullee.
oh yesh, wud be tuff tew heets ebbryfing up………..
Yup, datz wut it duz wen u haz deh inbizziblolz. If u kin seeing ur commint, but not seeing ur name in deh hooz tawkin list, nobuddee kin seeing ur commint. Dat b wut sendinged mii over deh edge last week. I maded a buncha commintz dat dissapeered intu deh eether. Last I chekked dey wuz still gone.
ewwwwwwwwwwww dat stinks!!!! no wunders yew not makin inny schmiley faices!!
welcome to my nitemare!
I feelz ur pain. I just chekkt and deh commintz I
made on deh 21st dat dissappeered hav still not
shown up!!! dey b lost and gone furever.
noe ai iz heer. jus left yu a note at yu page. Ai wuz cut off earlier tu dai. howz yu? Ai is bettr but stil on sum meds.
Jamamkitty — I seez u in deh hoo b tawking, but wen I klikkingz on it, it duzn’t showing up!! grrrrr!!! stoopee wierdpretzel!!!
yoo kno wut? I’z bein thinkin….
wii cawl eet whutebbur-”pretzel”…and sai dat eet noms awn teh commints….
Hao duz a pretzel nom awn sumting?
yoo kno wut? I’z bein thinkin….
wii cawl eet wuteburr-”pretzel”…and sai dat eet noms awn teh commints…
Hao duz a pretzel nom awn sumting? O.o
Go Lolcat.
Aleest intill hooman givs chezeburger.
Hai Yer Majustee! Ai jest bin to teh mapz adn dey iz grate! Ai sended in mai info to ter speshul email. Yu must be teh clebberest ub awl teh cheezpeeps.
***bows deeply to the Queen***
ai can sees yew needs tew noes how tew curtseee tew teh cween!!
mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2675116
is nice tew see yew here tewdai!
JK? Ai nwat quite shure wat tu put in da URI box. Ai gonna get my gurl to help iffn ai can.
oh sweetie, jus hi-lite the werds mine tew teh number………right click……copy and den right click an paste in teh box at teh top wair it be sayin http stuffs….
ai wud hab made teh linkie blooo but den ai wud go way……… nuffin is normal right now………. :sad face:
Ai gotz IT!!!!!!!!!!! Ai nwat kno howz eben affer cmj teeled mi butz dat smart gurl ub mine knos an her did it yay!!!! Fanx tu awl mii cheezfwrends!! Ai iz doin da happee dans an habin smiley face an eberbody need tu hab a choclit martooni frum da bar!! Yay!!
YIPPEE, *hic*
dat wuz a gud martoonie………. ebben if in mai ‘maginashun!!
*klinkee glassez*
Cheez!!
sip sip sip.
mmmm. datz a gud martoonee. Thankee.
Well, it b past mai bedtime. Thankz fur deh nitecap!!
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G’nite!!!
nite cweenie! gud tew see yew on here!! schmooooo
jamamamamamamama, yew still hear?
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ai was hangin out at da boddom ub da fred…
oh yesh…….. ai iz still hyer……… fur a wyle…. how is yew??
Otay… bean studeein way hard (oar is dat hardlee?) and hopes t6ew du otaty on mah zamz awn Tewsdai.
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Hao be yew, jamama?
ai iz gud………. snugglin wif mai mamakitty on teh couch……. herz happitayle cuz ai iz home. wented tew mai frens hous fur fanks gibbon an wuz gone a cuppla daiz……… aifinkso her wuz loneleee eben tho mai sis came ober tew feeds her………. big purrin goin on!!!
Lubs when mah kitteh desides “Big PURR tyme”. Iz a happi soun an berry comfurtin.
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Ai habs a few more pix ub mah Buddy up awn mah profile… him be actin awl dignifieded and stuffs.
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Yew had a nis Fangs Gibben, den, at yer frens haus?
oh yesh, wuz berri nice. wuz her birfdai tew sooo we had teh dubble sillibration. ai we got out a liddel on blak friedai………. we wented tew wun store….wuz nawt too crowded but not a rilly big town
an yew? wuz wif yer fambly?
Noez, nawt dis yeer. Mah sister libs in Salt Lake City, an ai didnt hab da munnies tew fli awt dere dis yeer. I had dinner wif a fren and her fambily, and didnt goes berry far.
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Prolly juss az well, sins Buddy wasn’t feelin well, and still a bit iffy dat he be otay oar nawt…
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Hpefully he wall rekubber moar obernite
an maybeeez yew gots a lil more studyin dun ……….. ewwwwwwww ‘zams!! pleh!
yeah, ai nawt beh tew happi rite nao, but soon skewl beh dun fur a few weeks an ai can gets some rst.
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ai will hab tew be goin soon… sleepies, ai haz dem!
yesh, miii tew……….. yew noes yew nber slips as gud as wen yew’s at home
how much longer yew iz goin tew skool?? munfs or yeeers??
wall, dis tym aroun… a few moor months… ai student teach beginning in Jamanuary *wink* through May, and den ai beh a lisensed mafs teacher. .
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Ai is a few courses short ub habing a masters in edumacation, and a bacheslors in applied mafs, an a bachelors ub a kownting (an am a Certified Public Akkowntant)… dis goin tew skew at 41 yrs owld is owld. LOL
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ai wuz dewin sum nite classes wen ai wuz 46……… ai tukked teh algebra cuz ai hadded trubbel wiffit in skool……….. ai wuz sew proud wen ai gotted teh 3.9
ai shud take anudder class ob sum kind…… like written or sumfin….. is gud fur teh exercizin ob teh brain!!
innywai, ai iz gunna tell yew tew go tew bed now……. an ai will turn in…. mebbe reeds a cuppla pages before teh lites go out……..
yew haza gud nite sleep an ai will sees yew layter!! big schmooos tew yew!
Gud nites jamamakitty. Ai haz a tyred. Sliips gud, an happitayl dreams.
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Waz nis talkin tew yew
Hai patticat!! I just puttinged u on deh map! us shud b able tu seeing ur liddlo marker standing prowd in deh wildz uf New York! ::smilee fais::
Hoo be owt dere? Ai must bee on teh rong thred. Anybodee tawkin?
ai wuz tawkin tew yew…….. yew cannot sees mai commint??? sry.. ai haz a sad
O kay fer youse guys. Ai gots 2 go to sleep nao anyway.
Eberytime ai tries 2 chat…no peeps wantz to play. Sumtymes Ai fink it beex sorta like a club adn I’z nawt a member. Probibbly jest paranoyd.
oh nawt gud, we be tawkin tew yooo!! nawt tew leebin yew out!!! pwomish!!
Tanks to yew, ai no be paranoya ennymore.
Kthxbai
*schmooooooo*
ai sawree ai waz nawt hear tew bizit an sez ohai tew yew. Been studyin fer final zamz, and nawt awn mush… but plz belieb, dis one ub da nises grups ai’v been een.
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Just nawt awlways upadatez fast, ans Wierd Pretzel is nommin commints a lawt!
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Hopes yew haz funz wif us soonlee!
Ai seez teh Cween’s tawk. Nao Ai haz a happee. Tank suit fer puttin me awn yer grate cheezmap. Berry speshul.
Oh, duzn’t b habbing eh sadz. dis iz not instint messiging. It takingz time fur peepz tu seeing ur commint and den replying tu it. and sumtimes wii b off duing uzzer thingz, like putting peepz on deh map, oar feeding kidz and huzbinz. if u lukking at deh uzzer commintz u will see dat sumtimez it b owerz between dhe commint and deh reply.
Hai. I has talks wif Cween an Jamamakitty?
ohai tkf…………… how are yew???
sad.
if yew ansers me, plz tew clik on teh reply at the lower bottom ob teh box ob teh commint yew anser sew it goes wif it an we noes who you is tawkin tew!!
:smiley face:
now tell me wai yew is sad an wut we cud doooo tew make yew smile!!!
Sorreh. Thot i did that.
Dang…..Need to go nao.
otayl, smile an cum n tawk agin tewmorrow!! ai wud enjoy bisitn wif yew!!
working wit the URI testing1-2-3, testing1-2-3.. lol
yew did gud!!! YAY, ai cliked on yer bloo name an left yew a commint on yer profyle!
fanx yu!!
eet beez lukking liek yoo got eet…..
fanx yu tu!!
Yay!!! there it iz!! u b bloo!! Now wen u seeing Phillipe, u kin asking fur ur bloo pressint. He haz a spechul plais in himz hart fur deh newly bloo.
::smilee fais::
hao noo iz teh pressint foar noolee bloo? ai nebbur gotted wun…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDr4f1jGH04
Here, DK. A sawng fur yr blooness
Fanx yu soe much fur yur help an ai ask phillipe nex tiem ai seez heem. Iz afer midnite heer an ai goota getz up earli soe ai goin fur nao. Bye eberbodee!!
nite nite, CCR……… schmoooo to you tooooo
bai calicorose! Happitayl dreamz!
Ohai, anee cheezfrens still aroun?
I’z stil heer….
hab you watched yr sawng from da bloos brodders?
whut sawng?
Luk up da fred abowt ate commints. Yew said yew donot getted a present fur yer blooness… so ai puta yewtube linkee up fur yur presnet fur yr blooness.
dere nawt beein annee linkee….oar a poast bai yoo….
WP iz aktin beree weird latelee….commints nawt sho upp iff dey has smiliee oar linkees….
ai haz been toled dat iffn yew haz a linkie in yer commint will nawt shows up…. ish habin teknikel diffi……….problems
awlsew, iff yew has a smilie, den teh post will nawt sho upp eithur…
Butt ai seez it!
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http: slash slash www dot youtube dot com /watch?v=mDr4f1jGH04
yoo seez awl yer awn poasts, butt wii may nawt awlwaez see dem…altho yurz just showeded up…
well ai pulled up teh yooo tube an pasted teh number in der……..ish a gud wun!!
smilol! Ai figured bloos brudders was gud fer sillibrating blooness!
yur post showededed upp finalee!!!
Hope yew enjoyded eet. Ai haz a sleepi. Gud nite, DK
*burger*
:p
duz aynee wun noe how tue ad aye pitchor tue favurates?!
dunno if yoo’ll be seein dis agin, but just in cayse: teh favrit buttons not be showing up if yoo haz teh firefox. i keeps a spare emurjensee innerwebs exploder arownd for dis porpise. also, kan klikkie on capshuners link, if tehy iz habbing a bloo name, an favrit frum tehr profile. i likes to save to my computer so i kan seez my favrits anytime! an haz az skreensaver slideshow!!
Tummy pat function currently inoperative. Reboot with cheezburgers.
My family was surprised to see this because it’s OUR cat! The original caption was:
Yoga
Iz i doin it rite?
Yu have a beautiful cat! You should click on where it says “wrong credit or offensive” and tell the Big Burgers that it is your picture!
Yu shalknot PASS!
Kitteh bees tellyng hims hyuoomin, inna nieyce waiy, ov kourse, tuu
GOE AWAIY ADN LEEVE ME ALOANE!!!!
(Iyf hyuoomin duz nawt geyt teh messidje, hims mite geyt a bunnee-kikk!!!!)
I must lirn frum teh masterz of lol’s! tis git laphs long time!
*bowz 2 masterz of teh lolz* ^^
Oh, thanks, but it’s fine with us! It’s just fun to see the “kitten” we got in July ‘08 has grown up to be a famous young man! I now have registered and become a proper member of the LOLfamily!