vortex kitteh
vortex kitteh claims another.
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Congratulations, Annipuss! How iz u today? Can ai offur u a hawt drink be4 u goes out for shawping and ai goes to lunch?
Ohai Upfi, Ai need sumfing cheerin 2dai. Ai haz a sad fur noe reezun Ai can fink uv. Praps teh walk 2 teh shop will halp.
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I’m sorry to hear that. Let’s see what I can do … I can make you a nice cup of tea or coffee and I would definitely prescribe some chocolate (the darker, teh better). Also having a nice book (do you know Martha Beck, the Joy Diet? or RAndy Pausch, the last lecture) helps. I wish I lived in Lundun so we could meet and spend sum time in company. That often helps, too. I like you very much, annipuss, I don’t know why, and I do not want you to be sad.
Thx, upfi, Ai am lucky 2 haz so mennee cheezfrenz. Ai fink dis sad mai haz sumfing 2 do wiv a chaynj in mai meds. Ai aer nawt sleepin well an sumwun upsetted me yestidai.
Changing deh medz kin make u feeling deh pleh! hopez u feline bedder soon. {{{anni}}}
Thx, mai cween. Dis wun iz spozed 2 halp stummick trubble, but haz maed it wuss!
Annipuss – ifn der bee no doawn, der kan bee no ups!
Iz silly but das de way. Go wif da flow, an der will be ups again.
*brings out fluffy blankit, an squats in da couch – go away! I can has a lonely, kthxbai”
Ai had trubble wif mai meds, too. Dey did help wif teh depreshun, but dey disrupted mai sleep. AI still has bery vivid dreems (fortschnitlee no nitemayors), but at leest ai dunt wayk up so mush now.
Yep, sumtiems teh meds can maek fings worser. Ai wuz on a med fur sumfin an it didnt help, an ai wuz gaynin wate, so I asked Dr. TinyCat wut to do. He sed to taypurr it off sloley, so ai did, but eben den teh first cupple uv weekz after ai kickded it intirelee wuz teh pleh. Ai wuz sleepy an weepy an berry crabby an at nawt-sekond did nawt noes why. Teh onlee gud fing wuz dat ai did luze teh wate.
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Ai still has teh weerd dreems, too. (??)
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I doan blame Dr. TinyCat, becuz dat med had helped sum uv his otter payshents wif teh same problem an he fot it wud help me. Ai jus had to being teh wun weerdo dat didden get teh gud rezults.
Ai seam 2 get awl teh syde effex menshund in teh skare sheet dat cums wiv teh meds – eben sum dat aeren’t! Dis latist wun mai mumcat had trubbul wiv az well.
ohai Annipuss can I geds U some hot tea it will makes uz feel
bedder, I ar getting one for myself
Thx, 2k, Ai fink sum cammommommyle an speermint wud halp.
hands annipuss a piping hot cuppa o cammommyle an spearmint
tea, does U want any sugah or honey wid dat?
:sips piping hot earl grey herself
Annipuss, tehy doan caull me teh “Siede-Effekt Kween” foar nuffing: wenevver Ai reeds teh pleh fings taht kan heppin, awn teh smaull prynt ov teh druhgg iynfoarmashun sheet, Ai sai:
“Murphee’s Law-iyt’s gunna heppin; (adn iyt uoosually duz!!!)
…an comz aowt in teh Land Uv Snorgulz!
splash splash toilet bowl
Better dan being swallowed by a black whole…
Kitteh go down teh hole!
(‘Member Baby Looney Tunes?)
I do. Well, just got nostalgic.
Stop! I wunts to get off dis ride.
Congregashunz an bestest wishez annipuss an upfi awn yore tai! (ai wuz lurking 2 C hu brayv enuff tu cawmmint) Whut kan ai bring yoo ladyez foar de lunchtaim tawpspout?
Oooooh, sumfing frum a typical Vienna cawfeehouse – wun of ur coffee speshialitees and sum cayke wud be wunnermus! AI has a hongree!
Dis wuz a nawt eezee wun 2 fink uv a commint abowt! Au waytid a bit b4 eye deers caem!
*getz byootifull silvr trey wif leyce doileh, pores aus cawfee steeming hawt wif fresh whippt kreem, littlol glass uv fresh cold watr, adn slaices uv sacher torrt alost still warm frum uvvin*
heer you r, mesdamze, enjoyz!
SACHER TORTE!!!! u’r spoiling us! Ooooh, it’s wunnermus! Adn nao i has to go and eat, folks, sawry. Ai is so hongree nao and mai colleague, too. Ai will be back soon! Schmoos to all! *leaves a trail of cake crumbels*
Gief Sachertort!!!1!!
*no carbs kiend, alwayz in cheezpeepland*
o hai cimba dollink, ai kepted sum sachertrot foar yu tu! adn jus meyd da fresh cawfee foar all uv us
*poreporepore*
*fragrance awf fresh vinneze cawfee adn rich chokklit cayk*
yufinkz itz layt nuff tu add a leeetle tot uv sumfing? sun’s gawn daun, aftr all*offrz dakkantr wif scawtch*
*helps SS poor sum moar scawtch. an den sum moar. an
eben moar – hey doant taek dakkantr awayz…*
*guess udders want sum tew*
Iz berry berry early Caturday mornin, asmtof still night
I can has sleepz noaw kthxbai
Sasherrtorte !!! DO WANT. Ai lubs deh sashertorte
Oh, mai mannerz, Ai iz forgetting dem.
I can haz peace two, plz SS?
K Thks.
yieeezzpleeez awf corse deer! wood you prifferz cawfee wif whippitykreem oar sum tea wif rhumm?
Oh no! Poor kitteh!
Teh time vortex is red. Luks liek tardis-kitteh is headed for teh future!
Grate, now i has teh doktor who tune in mai hed.
*ooweooh wee owoo*
@@@@@ gude wun, Gober
*Ooooh* … doez dat bee meening dat teh kitteh is gawin’ too meetz teh David Tenn-cat?
*Iiz lightz up*
*Tung hangz owt*
*Droolz*
How duz wun bee findingz wun ob deze bortex tings?
SSSSLLLLLLUUUURRRRPPPP!!!
(licks whiskers)
(washes face)
nom nom, dat was licious.
Oh Hai, Cantate!! How u b?
Ohai Cween, I be OK. Iz spost to be in bed by nao but jus joined Facebuk an iz havin a gud tiem.
Deh kumpuuterz keep mennee uv us frum ower beds.
*winkee fais*
**rhsb staggers in, yawnin an stretchin,**
G’mornin, cheezland. Happitayle Fryday!
Ohai rhsb how iz uz todai?
o noze! kitteh bee cawt inna tyme loop!
Ya, kitteh nawt kno if iz in Japan tiem or Jermanee tiem or Inglish tiem or wun of da manee Merican/Canajian zones. No wunner iz konfuzzld.
#9836;
firefox kitteh keeps me warm.
IE IE No
#9836;
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firefox kitteh keeps me warm.
IE IE No
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Win!
IE IE No!!! FTW!
@@@@@@@ to yoo, rd.
Subvert deh MicroSquish hedge-enemies!!!
….and to the tune of “Old MacDonald had a farm” as well….
yah, nice touche!
Kitteh Stargate
vortex…iz how mah tummeh feelz dis moanin’
*blurrrg*
Tu much pai adn cukeez for tanxgibbin’.
ha ha better in than out….
Kitteh beeiyng sukked up iyntu a blak hoale;
Liddol duz hims knoew taht iyt ar rlly a Gyant Cheezburger,
kynda liek teh Bermudah Tryangel:
iyt wills triey tuu nom hims, wich iyt woan bees abul tuu duu;
tehn GC wills jes hourk hims up, liek teh byg furrbaul kitteh iys,
adn prohpell hims iyntu teh nexxt paurkyng lott,
hoepfullee teh neerist MAcDoanould’s,
ware kitteh kan nom awl teh uneeten cheezburgers, leftid lying arownd inna wrappurs……….!
Tah kitteh treet is a lie.
Nooooooo it is great.
Delishus an moist.
VORTEX KITTEH AT DOORZ OH NOEZ
Dose be wheely purty kittehs. Tanksgibben colurs fur da America cheezepeeps?
Prezenting noo logo for noo browzer
KindleKitteh
Looks like a firefox logo for kitteh
The infamous Spin Attack!
Vortex Kitteh
is startin to feel nozzeus
nuuu! I’z trappededed!!!! nawt shoor eef trappededed moar bai vortex kitteh, oar kyoot kitteh dat wuz trapededed erliur-
*splort*
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2724872
dis reeminds me of “bluescreen of death”
DUDE BLUESCREEN OF DEATH
RULZ!!!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL
OH MEH GAWD HE HAX!
NUUUUUU!
*gone* votex:mwahahaha
With all of the real, cute cat photos, faked stuff like this shouldn’t be bothered with.
LOL nice picture!!!!
Another way to do that is
Fast kitteh makes sumwon wondr where he iz
But urs is bettr
one cats getting strangled by another cat
HALP!!!!!!!!!!
Poooooooooor kitteh. never seen again… gingers get no respect
Dis 2cool 4 sum wordz.
i lyk dis.
This lol’s a little Quentin Tarantino, isn’t it?
WUT A QT
LOL the best one i hav seen so far!
HOLEEZ SNAPPZZ! it beh Uzumaki all ovar agen o.0