hooman saved me…
hooman saved me… so iz watch ovr hims
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*SPLORT*
*twice*
Anom, anom.
Maaa maaa mumuma! Anom anom. Maaa maaaa ma maaaa! Anom anom. Maaa maaa mumuma mumuma mumuma mumaamaamaamaamaaa!
whAT? iz this laffs or cries for teh mama?
or ebil laffterz?
Or did teh bebbeh cows get loose again?
I b thinking dat jd haz ben kapchurred bai deh ayleeyunz adn iz trying su signul fur halp. Mebbe wii shud launch a resQ???
cud be danjus- anom cud mean sububddy iz EATING sumbuddy elz!!
teh horror!
what yew tink, oh qween?
I think wii shud send LCB tu finding him.
go forth, LCB!
teh qween haz spokin.
yew iz clever kitteh, slipz in an owt an nobuddy seez, yez?
But… but… I is still recovering from teh dubble-splort! U can check wif teh peeps on teh CCC if u wants, but I is teh pretty sure that being sended on a alien reskew mission so soon afterwards is contraindicated.
AH! Iz da mana mana song frum muppetz. I tink.
jd is singin, aifinkso! www dot youtube dot com slash watch?v=AYJuKX2j-Cw
Wud dis bee beeing teh “Manamana” sawng frum Teh Muppets in LOL-speek? It’z full of win and awesomeness!
LOL, I onwy jest saw warrior rabbit’s comment … *doh!*
Noes, noes, noes, it’s mana mana, doo doo do do do.. you gots dem bakerds. Sorta.
(mosely to ‘member other peoples what you ment.. I kinda leik ur verson akshully)
Yes, me too, also.
Naewt so much Splort as ize seem to be leekin a bit.
An AWWWWW!!
Iz leekin’ two.
glad 2 see dat sumwum read whut Ai wrote, since wuzzn’t dun at teh original hour.
Oh, deer, heer cumz te CCC
*sweep up LCB’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in herz hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep (dekuratid wiv shiney fings)*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRGwdo*
*Leed LCB to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap her inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib her sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weakly*
kthxnomnomnom
*probydes lcb wib stak ob chokklit-dipped cheezburgers*
thx!
Is there any moar gravy martoonies?
*gaspeth*
Chokklit-dipped cheezburgers????
ohai congratz awn nawt seccund- surry fur yr splortage; tanx fur teh HHG wich iz purrrtectin me frum same!
Ai can nawt splort tudae, sew Aiz jus gonna blither.
*blitherblitherblitherblitherbilither*
An’ da itty bitty adopt-a-soldier kitteh comittee wuz bornded. Win for kittehs and hoomans!!
Hooman be soldier? I salewts hims! (and kitteh faw watchin him)
sand me down now then
Doan’t want him 2 get herted
I luv ma hooomin, even wif no cheezburger
iz hard to git cheezburger in kombat zoan. ai noe, ai wuz in wun wunce upon a tyme.
Thank yew, Jeff.
U can haz awl deh cheezburgerz.
::smilee fais::
fanks, but whut will kittehs eet? ai’ll jus taek wun or too, and let kittehs hab teh rest.
Tanx too. Mai dad wuz wun, long ago, fot in Urope when wuz needed.
Tanks for doing whut you needed to do!!!
*swoon*
n then i eats his nose.
i wuv hoomins they funnies me luks afters mine when naps…and plays wif hair he he
awww….hao kyoot!
*SPLORT*
Oh, deer, heer cumz te CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv spring water*
*pakk dem bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dukky taep (dekuratid kittehs)*
*snap awn a nyoo CHRGwdo*
*Leed DK to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrapinna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklitt possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*snorgles intoo blankie*
tank yoo…..
*taeks a napp*
yew iz soooooooo delicat! alwayz teh splort wit yew, DK… doez teh headbonesw getting soft betweein splortz?
*waeks upp*
Huh??
ai nawt noez…ai tink mah hedbonez arre steel sownd…..
ann beesieds…nawt mah fawltt dat teh pictshures arre sew kyoot…..
annipuss, pls whut iz “wdo”, az in “CHRGwdo” ? thx
It meenz with drawinz on – sumwun (Ai fink it wuz Ambercat) thort dat teh CHRGs needed dekeratin, so she drawed awn dem.
Yes! It iz troo. It shud bee (wdoi), meening, az annipuss said, ‘with drawing on it.”
Wehn we furst gotted teh CHRGs, tehy were verree plane rubber gloves = an Ambercat thot they wud luk much bedder if tehy were dekor ated!
.
But since she cud awnlee draw eleefant behines an piggy fayces, awl of teh original CHRG (wdoi) hav those awn them. They ar MUCH in demand!!!
ohai annipuss! wat iz teh CCC stan fur?
Ai finkso Annipuss haz gawn tu bed. CCC is “cyute crash cart.” Du yu se wiki up tawp rite side? yu can se menny ub deze fingz dere. if yu ar nu. den wilcum tu owr fun plai plais. Yu mai goze tu tai bouteek enny tiem yu liekz. Dey ar habbing ennyfing yur hart dezirez. If cween mj iz arownd she wil gib yu pursnul toor wif enny refrechmintz yu liekz.
So adorable!
An ifn u messes wif himz….
RAWR! I kin bees varee feroshus!!
Lil pointee endz… I has dem!
Kitteh also has big gun, rite behind him.
I *love* this picture
oh i kno! me tew! sew sweet!
This soldier is my son and the kitten is “Squeak”
Did he find this kittie when he was away? Was he able to bring it home with him? Such an adorable picture! Thanks for sharing!
Dey r boaf so kyoot!!! Big manly man soljur n leetle furoshus kitteh.
iz combat kitteh!
*strapping on HHG tightly to prevent splortage*
Ai iz cute an fluffy but has ten pointy endz fur to protection!!
don’t forget the teef, demz is pointeh too
Yez! an teh toofiez too!
him gottz tew has pointy ends…wifowt dem, hee mite bee snorgled bai sumwun woo hims nawt wants……
sew yah….dat wuz nat sew ar…ert…..nawt-sew cleer…
Twenneh? Am nawt teh furst to say, am sure.
Jus got here, wuz takin awld goggie for wok. See mai buk: 100 Ways to Wok Yr Goggie.
Awld joek fur awld goggie. Akshully, kittehs haz 18 pointee enz awn dere toesis…5 eech frunt fut, 4 eech bak fut. Unlezz tehy iz polee…polydak…polyduk….manee-toed. 1 ov mai kittehs haz 25, nd the whirled rekord iz 28.
Oofta! lotz uv pointy endz to maek mistaek wif!
(softly) Miyn awld goggie iz ded, jus yestiddy. Ai mises her, uv corse.
Nevah be 4gotten… we have gud hoomins in R militaree. Thank u gud hoomin. We lookin 4ward 2 havin bot uv u home.
YEZ! iz important an tanx fur be reminding us; we all full uf teh turky while teh solja boyz an girrrlz iz in harmz wayz. *snappy to attenshun* Ai salute teh military peepz while amintain wishes for teh peace! * salute, parade rest.*
*saloots*
leaderoftheband! How wunnerful 2 be seein’ u! How u is?
leaderoftheband!!! Yoo ar bak??? Hav yoo bin lurking? Ai havn’t seen yoo in munths and munths!! GUD to see yoo!!!!
Aww…golly guyz! Tanks fur noticin. Ben buzy! I now volunteerz at teh Aminal Shelter n haz adopterated 3 kittenz…Tina, (won yr) Eddie 8 monz n Jack, 5 mons. Jack haz teh sneezes 2nite n I gotz 2 tak him 2 teh vets 2morrow.
Sometimes I wish we knew the story behind the picture.
Yeah! Ditto.
I’m not lol-ing at that one I’m tearing up with pride in my nations soldiers and every nations soldiers who put their lives on the line for good in humanity and kitties everywhere. Thank you to every who is serving and has served. God bless.
I agree! Cute picture though
Iz Canajun soljah findz kitteh in Afghanistan – wuz in Tronna Star few yerz ago.
As a LOLcat fan, and x-air borne infantry-soldier, I must say this is the best LOL-CAT I’ve ever seen. Thanks a bunch to all…
It is one of the best…
i wish all solja boy n grrlz could has furry buddy for to keeps; but would be too sad, ifin teh kitteh iz lost. or teh goggie.
tanx fur teh service, oh stealthy one.
umm….we doan wanna loose da soljas, eeder.
And I thank YOU for your service. We must never forget that, because there are people like you and that soldier in the picture, we have the rights to make and appreciate these LOLz… even the Bush-bashing ones over on punditkitchen.
No, no. Thank *U*!
LOLcatr’s are ful of WIN and luvs for milatere mens and womens who keeps us safety in teh best contree in teh world! Dese United States! *Shares love with all*
(Sowry if you don’t agree, but I lieks where I lives bunches). *Getz off of itty bitty kitteh soapbox and findses her kitteh.*
ifinkso many ob us agreez wif yoo taht we haz lubs for owr brave milataree peepples. many cheezpeeps libs in diffrent countrees, but i fink we all haz a lub an fanks for brave peeples hoo wurk to keep us safe frum bad guys!
Iz well-sayd!@!!!
He’s Canadian btw
Judging by the scope it is most likely a Canadian soldier
But yes the men and women in uniform are great!
Canadian, American…what’s the difference? (JUST KIDDING!)
Thanks also to the Indian Army that had such a rough go of it the past few days, but did managed to sneak in and rescue many hostages nonetheless.
and British! we luv our kittehs too
dis iz so kyoot! teh beeg manlee soldger haz teh soft side lyk wen u haz kitteh on ur lap.
adorebul!
We can has da hyoomin an da kitteh?
kthxbai >:)
Pwease I can takes dem both home?
If’n him no haz kitteh tu tayk kayr uv him, den I udawptz him.
ai taykes wun ov eech… SSPPLLOORRTT!!!
oh noez!
I swsweepin up dey brainy bits-
rinsez wit the filtered waterz;nao pack into brainbox
*tapittytaptap*
oops sum cumout teh ear-
der! now wrap wit teh duckty tapez, dey waterproofs;
now into bed wit snuggly blanky fur a rest a relaxation at last1
hot cider?
fank u catnpper – hot cider pleez! ai feelz much bedder naow! deh dubble splortz r vewwy stwong!
yez.*pouring hot spiced apple cider into cup for convalescent kitteh*
when teh hoomin so hansom, an teh kitteh so kyoot, an teh situationz so danjus
iz hard contain frum splortz.
*tucks in blanky*
der! iz bettha nao?
*dabs bit o’brainz from teh lef ear*
ai feelz bedder – and mai haid feelz a liddel lyter naow. fank u berry much catnipper!
iz berry gud picshur uv deh brayve hooman n deh cyute bebbeh kitteh – wun uv deh bestest!
Psstt…. Wut is splortz? Is bad? Is good? I dunno. You tell me? Pls? Kthxbi…
splort iz being wen yor hed explodes frum too much kyootness. gud? bad? depenz on how yoo feel abowt it, but kan be messy frum teh brayns flyin all ober teh playse. iz rekomended to wer a chikkin-hed rubbber gluv, wif drarwing on it for dekarayshun, firly duk-taypd to teh hed to be holding yor brayns in playse wen teh splort happen.
Ohai, zippercat!:
Habz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vak’
2 cleen upz and poarz braynz bakk
in zippercat’z hedd
Buddurr fly Band~Aydz
makez awll nyss andz prittee. U
needz CHRG!
Pulls daown nyss and tyte.
U wantz Dukk Tayp oarz Bunjee
Coardz e keepz it snug?
Bunjee Coardz it iz!
Canz taykz awff layturr wiffowt
maykingz a mess
Habz Iee Bryte andz Red
Zingurr Tee andz sawfft blankittz
2 rappz aeowndz U
Habz Froazinn Milkee
Wayz andz Hurshee Bawrz dat habz
t3h nommee awlmundz
Jack.
Yoo doo teh best resk q’s!!
tank u berry much Jack – ai fink u gawtz deh rest ov mai braines bak in playce! I feelz dubble bedder naow!
ai must bee carfull nawt too remoob bunjee coardz at deh rong tyme – cawz ai splortz sew eeasily!!!
yur hoomin is awsum!
omg love it look @ my pics 2 ok?
Mah Hewmin iz brayv
soljurr gye. Himz fytez so peepz
can libz wiffowt feer
Mah Hewmin reskewd
meh frum bad playss. Noaw I maykz
shur himz gud 2 go!
Mah Hewmin duz nawt
maykz ‘pawlissess’. Himz rawkz at
carree~eeng itz owt
Jack.
thnx, jack deth.
What she sed!!
{{{{{Jack}}}}}
Yesh!
Sendz 2 soljurs an saylors and fliers!!!
Wif mai fanks, and dose of Gloria, Vickie, and Ruby.
dis wun maykz me happee :=)
TRUE STORY IS TRUE!!! :3
We shud awl b watchen ober dah hoominz dat keeps uz fwee. Dey b good hoominz. We oh dem awl a big tanks fur wat dey b doen.
We salute you.
Staff Sarjint Fluffy dispenses daily ration of snorgles
I can has snorgles frum bofe?
Tehy luuk sew yung! Bebbehs, teh bofe ov dem!
ai wan sum!
Dis pic iz full ov teh awwwwww-sum
I be feeling veree hummbul at dis mowmint.
hummbul and sad! dey do soooooo much for uz, and what do we do for dem? Keep it up, lolcats! U ROCK! pasted this on facebook and the reaction was AWESOME!
Lolcats r protectin Canajuns in Afghanistananan. (He’s a Canadian soldier.)
Thats to sweet. Hoomin better bring kitteh bak to home when he be sent back.
I also wish we knew story… and that it is da soldier boy brought behebe cat home…
http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=94722eb2-451e-472f-bc0f-878bc7fe4e13
thanks for this link to the story. do we know what finally happened about this kitten? this story is haunting me and my feline friends in south africa! please help if you know any more? I know there are lots of sad stories from war zones – it would be nice to find one more (this one!) with a happy ending. thanks.
My dad served in Desert Storm and brought home the cat that adopted his company. It’s a good thing, too – Saudi turned out to have feline diabetes and would have died if left behind.
Cheezland salutes your dad!
OMG {snif} this image will be with me forever… Love it, just love it…
This is the news story about the soilder and his kitten.
http://www.canada.com/ottawacitizen/news/story.html?id=94722eb2-451e-472f-bc0f-878bc7fe4e13
fank u tracee 4 link 2 storee. my i’s iz melted from the storee and pisher.
eye wuz stayshund in terky 4 a wyle. kittehs der iz awsum 2.
i wuz in d air forz 9 yeers
Thanks for the link. Hope he gets to take the cat home.
The date on deh story iz Published: Friday, November 03, 2006. I wunder wut happuned sinse den??????
::headasplode::
o deer, wmdkitty, u bin sitting heer wif ur braynezez awl ober deh plais fur ay gez!!
*skweekee, skweekee, skweekee*
*wheelz in deh CCC.
*rummij rummij rummij
OK, i gotz ebbreefing i needz.
*sweepee, sweepee, sweepee.
*Awl deh braynezez in a liddlol pile.
*skoopee, skoopee, skoopee wup awl deh braynez
*pour dem into deh braynial cabbitee
*closing up deh hed, and putting on deh CHRG wif drawimgz on it.
OOoooo. luk. Dis wun haz pikchurz uv…. um.. pikchurz uv ….a…
um…. pikturez uv eelz on it. Ya, dat’z it. Eelz.
*mutterz under bref: hooz ben drawing deez thingz??
Ok. u bowt dun now, I just tuking u up in dis floofee Cheezpeepz Map
blankee and givving u a chokklit martoonee and sum chokklit possumz.
U resting now and feeel bedder soon. k?
May this kittoon bii sayfe. May AWL kittoonz bii sayfe.
AWWWW!!!
its.. its.. juz tew beautifool n cyoot. stay saef kitteh! *preys.. i mean, prays fer kittehs and hoomans wellfaer wurlwite*
Hey Guys,
My son (your son) is about that age.
I do cat / kitten rescue work.
Both of them need to COME HOME SAFELY.
Sometimes we should quit the cute comments.
AND FOR THE RECORD – I LOVE THIS SITE – But we live in strange times
Gill
aww, iz soo cute!
Photo by Cpl Mike Johnston, For The Ottawa Citizen newspaper. November 2006 story about Canadian Soldier saving lil kitteh from roadway in Aff-ghin-stanz. Hopez story hads happy end. Sweet dreemz lil kitteh.
Juzz……WOW!
I signed on specifically to make this comment, then I’ll be gone again.
First, sorry to only be speaking ‘English’ – I can’t ‘do’ kitten. (Must be a character flaw in me of something…)
Second, “Long, long ago in (what might as well have been) a galaxy far, far away” I, also, was a young soldier full of more ideals and hormones than is “safe” for young humans. Without going into the details (which really don’t apply, anyway), I served and came home on my own two feet, while many I knew .. didn’t. This particular picture was both a red-hot knife in the gut that =HURT= like hell, and a pull at my heart like I haven’t felt in years, maybe even decades. (Yes, some of us here are, indeed, “geezers.”) Because of some of the ‘medication’ VA has me on, I -literally- =can= not cry .. but I’m feeling the (ghostly) tears run down my cheeks on this on…….
According to the newspaper site, this story is two years old. To the extent that I believe any longer in a Supreme Being of Any Sort, I =pray= that =BOTH= this soldier =AND= ‘Squeak’ came home alive and well. But if ‘Squeak’ was left behind .. .. well, I’m not allowed to use that kind of language in public – sorry.
Does anyone know how to find out if ‘Squeak’ came “home” and how (he?she?) is doing? I’d almost be willing to give up another part of me [don't ask] to find out.
Whatevery happened to this brave young soldier and his little pumpkin cat? Will anyone ever find out for us? Did the Canadian Govt. let him come home with his lil’ Kitteh?
PLEASE LET US KNOW!!!
As an air Force vet. I can say only one thing. PRESENT ARMS… ORDER ARMS.
This makes my heart happy.
So kewt, i has a kewtness ovahdose.
*Dropz ded*
oh did he
Deer Ceiling Cat: pleez tuu bringez kitteh adn hims soldjer hoem sune, iyf yuu haz nawt awlreddy dune soe;
(Pikshures liek tihs wun kommand soe muches emoshun, iyt’s almoast iympohsibul tu kunvey yuur reakshun iyn wun kommint… espeshully dureing teh Haullidaiys…..)
Soe CC, weez ar aksing yuu tuu pleez halp thems, adn halp us awl az wel…..
Fanking yuu ahed ov tiem: luuve, CKK
Looks like a Canadian Solider ( C7A2 rifle)
This picture almost brings a tear to my eye, especially after reading the background story. This happened back in 2006, I hope he managed to bring the cat home from Afghanistan.
Ai hopez HE kaym hoam okay frum Afganneestanananan.
Iz hawrd to bring hoem kittehs becawse mite have sick?
But cud hab medecines while in Af. or Iraq?
Dis is relevent 2 mai nterests.
dis piccy make meh cryz. mah daddeh woz in teh warzonez ‘nd he sed he had a kitteh in hiz office he has teken fromz teh dezert. he taked it everywhere ‘nd he didnt wanna say goodbyz to the kitteh. gd thing the kitteh woz taken on a big boat and woz made the ship kitteh. mah daddy saw kitteh teh ovva day. yay
I “owned” a little black kitten named Snowball for most of my tour in Iraq. I traded a whole box of Chef Boyardee ravioli for her… best trade I ever made. About three weeks before I left for home I gave her to a wounded kid in a hospital outside Fallujah… and I still miss her.
…and now hooman will go and kill other humans in foreign land.
My first response is the same as some others….does anyone know if kitty & soldier came home? Does the person who took or posted it, know?
Second, to Jack: Do you actually know what is going on over there? Please go to this link & read it seriously…don’t be so judgemental.
http://www.onemarinesview.com/one_marines_view/2008/11/touching-the-face-of-grace-.html
Carol,
Both came home safely. The Marine took shrapnel in the head and neck, so he wound up with the cat (unhurt, of course) in Walter Reed Army Hospital, where he was discharged, no worse for wear, with a Purple Heart. Last I heard they’re still togeather and doing fine.
Kyle B.
GySgt.
Charlie Co.
26th (MEU)SOC
USMC
Hey Kyle!
Just going back to this for the first time, in awhile….thank you so much for letting me know this story. I know in the overall scheme of what’s happing, it is a small story, but it’s a very big one in many ways. My daughter & I printed the picture & it’s on my desk @ work, & we’ve come back to this picture a few times. She is 11, but knows the value of doing the right thing, and respect for life–& also that it’s not always easy to balance. We have been interested in the program for fostering pets of those called to service, and helped with Run For the Fallen, when they passed through Virginia. You should goggle that run; most incredible. We did not personally know any of the soldiers killed in Iraq & Afghanistan, but we do now–& gotten to know many of their families, made many friends. Maybe we can trade an email address. In the meantime, check out One Marine’s View blog, I love that guy!
Keep in touch–If you hear anything else, would love to know.
Carol
Tear running down cheeck, damn you
mai hooman…he hav big nawstrilz.
Mabbeh sumwunz cudz contacks teh papper an seez if derz a seekwel. Wud b a grate hoomin innarest storee; dey lurvs doze.
peace on earth — kittehs pray to ceiling cat awl tyme. Kitteh sayz need to read “Fram Baghdad with Love” — iz about goggie reskewd and sent to nu hom in united states.
Your comments give me a headache
seriously
they’re un-readable.
the picture is adorable though!
:lolspeak off: We are glad you enjoy the pictures, and sorry that you can’t see the humor in the way we “talk”. There is a way to scroll down through the pictures without reading the comments (though you will still see the captions). We hope you continue to visit our place of happiness. Happy Holidays!
Love this picture…I giggle over the other pics but this one made my eyes sting…
<3
This makes my heart happy to know that even in a place of turmoil and hard times that something as precious as this can still exist
In desperation all day yesterday, I searched for a followup story about this soldier and this kitten. Presumably the soldier made it home safely, but the fact that there was no followup tells me there was no happy ending, and we can only hope this little angel cat is now, one way or another, in a much gentler world. There are hundreds more like this little critter, but still…. If you want to make a difference for others like him, go to http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/change-military-policy-about-animals, and sign, so that in future soldiers may be able to choose to take home their feline/canine buddies.
Kyle B – thank you for letting us know that Jay and Squeak both survived Afghanistan! Are you quite sure about that, because I need to know so I can die happy enough – I know there are many others (look out for the new book “Leaving Jack” by J. Crocker, about the 3000 dogs left behind in Vietnam…) but this kitten has a face and a name. Is there any way you can let us know more about Jay and Squeak – please? I’m in South Africa and haven’t been able to find out much, despite emailing Jay’s Company. Thanks for making my Monday!!
I luv dat pic its so cute and nice
Deer Ceiling Cat
Pleeze pleeze pleeze let hoomin haz kitteh saif hom wif udder kitteh.
Sorry, that’s the extent of my cat. I was in tears as I read the story.
This is the sweetest thing. ^_^
please please can we find out if Squeak got back to Canada safe? Do you know how difficult it is to type with tear streaming down your face!
I asked the same thing, this is what I heard back….it’s up above, around the beginning of December.
Kyle B.
December 5th, 2008 at 6:50 am
Carol,
Both came home safely. The Marine took shrapnel in the head and neck, so he wound up with the cat (unhurt, of course) in Walter Reed Army Hospital, where he was discharged, no worse for wear, with a Purple Heart. Last I heard they’re still togeather and doing fine.
Kyle B.
GySgt.
Charlie Co.
awww…thats the cutest thing ever!