Da copy machine iz on da fritz again.
Da copy machine iz on da fritz again.
heer lemme chek da copier awt.
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Itty bitty copier committee.
button iz stuck? copiez luk ok to mei.
WARNING! Hebby-dutee splort alurt!!
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PLS 2 mayke shur ur armor plated [[[CHRG]]] iz awn tite!
Luk verii gud tu mii tu. Eight orangez! OMG! Ai am in lurve, eight tymez!
ane iv du kids female??? oh pleez!
Der orinj wunz aer poyzon. Fritz sez sew.
ane uv du kids female??? oh pleez!
Dayza voo!
y u wanna kno?
Yah, I wuz gunna sey. Iz mayntaynin gud kulur, saiz is awl teh saym. No faydin, no diztorshun. No nuffin. Sew n-less u nawt want ayt kawpeez, ebreefin seemz faiyn.
Der iz sum fuzziness tu them.
LOL!!! @@@@@!!
Troo, tho I fink dat b prezint n teh urijunul az wel.
I duz a happee danz fur u, Aegis Runestone!!
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Just mii adn mai shaaaaadow *tappity-tap-tap*
Adn mai uzzer shadow *tappity-tappity*
adn mai uzzer shadow *tap-tap-tappity*
And mine uzzer shaddow *tappity-tap-tapity*
Adn mai nuzzer shaddzow *tapppity-tap-tap*
Adn mai uzzer shadow *tap-tap-tappity-tap-tap*
and Mine uzzer shaddow *tap-tap-tap*
Strolling down deh Av-en-ooooooo. *tap-tap-tappity-tap-tap*
******Jazzzz handz**********
hah hah. win.
me, i dun think copier broke at all. luks gud to me.
GRATE comment up there Aegis Runestone! Ai will joyne cwenmj in doing a happy dans to celery brayte it!
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*humms along whlst dansing!*
Hmmm la di daaa aaaaa *tappity-tap tap*
hmmmm la la laaaa la laa *tappity-tappity*
Hmmmm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm *tap-tap-tappity*
hmm la la la laaa *tappity-tap-tapity*
Hmmmm hm hmm hmmmm hmm*tap-tap-tappity-tap-tap*
Hmmm la di daaa aa aaah **tap-tap-tap*
La la la la laaaaa la la *tap-tap-tappity-tap-tap*
JAZZ HANDZ
Ann a puff puff puff!
Keepin up wif teh cween izn’t NEERLEE az eezee az it looks!!
Thanks.
I can has copees?
Luks to mee laik plentee ov copiez!
Hao menee do yoo want??
WANT WANT WANT
Hey momcat! Ummm is that yoo? Momcat of gascat an fishycat?
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There iz sumthing rong wif yur blooness. ;( Wehn ai klick awn it, ai get an “error” message!
happy NAWT-SEKUND!!!!!!!!!
is that a peanut on the toe
Bix nood!
rats on mei!
cong-ratz tu yew AR on nawt secund!
But I R secund.
But nawt fird.
doan brag. *snivel* sumbuddy has be third…
wuz mei?
AHHHHHHH! CHRG nawt…..enuff….tew….contaiyn……dis………………………
*MEGASPLORT*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEooooEEEEEEEEEEoooooo
spechul ambulenz standin bai fur DK
Scrapy brainz inna pile
rinsez wit nteh flvured waterz
scooppy inna bukit
pourz bak inna brainyboxhed
*SZZS* duckity tape in day glow cullerz wrap tighty tight arown
hed
now back inna bed and *SZZS* duckity tape teh HHG gogglez fur to preventin MORE splortin, az yew iz prone tew it.
tuck in teh blanky-
more cider fur yew?
waet….HHG?
yea….moar cidar plz…
happee happee goggles to filter owt teh kyootnez- can be looking, but not sploorting, moz timez.
Deyz nawt copeez, deyz klones!
Who ordered the eight-pack? Do we have a coupon?
an 8-pack of teh ornj wuns!!! yew needs a speshul coupon fer that, aifinkso.
when u shopz at Costco, u alwayz haz to buy teh eeconomee-syze pkgs…
awl teh moar kyootnessess….
SPLORT x8!!!
DK, dis yer 2nd splort in a row. Yew best be caerful! Yew are specially sussep.. suscep… susus… week when it comes to teh oranj wunz, aifinkso! And yew are too valuabble to looose.
ai has teh coopon Phillipe! is rait heer in mai beeg buk of coopons fur totally silly fings.
ai can has 8-pack of teh ornj wuns nao?
*checks coupon*
hmm. all seems to be in order.
here’s yer 8-pack. plz to enjoy.
fanks! yu is a gud cheezfren.
8 iz enuf.
Oar, izzit?
Dere wuz timez i thot wun wuz three tu mennee. LOL
can ai has jus wun of dese little purry ornj kittehs wif which to poysun mai neighbors?? pleez?
teh neighbors is been rreeeeeely noyzy, an ai fink if ai let an ornj kitteh into dere apt, dey might just splort into silence.
wai one wen u can has 8? teh moar, teh marrier!
wuns saw buuk uv kitteh cartoons wiv best title:
“Only Two, Seems Like More”
did not buy at teh tyme, shudda dun!
naw – we need eeny beeny fellini 8 1/2…
I bet mamma kitteh nao knows hao Jon & Kate plus 8 feelz!
pleez to bring blanky …we is cold .kthxbai
I has bettur eyedea! Kittehs kin snorgle wif mi in teh bed. Dat way, wii awl be warm!
o boi! groop snorgle agian??
*grabs blankit and finds moast comfee spott*
*grabz DK bai eer.
U wuz not invited in2 rhsbz bed!! Noaw git owt adn aplologize fur misbehaving!!
oh woops…dat wuz een a bed?
*duks hed, puts tayle between legs and tryz tew slink awai*
**whispurrs** Fanks, cween.
Sorry, DK, but ur a littlol awn teh yung-ish syde…
**Whisppurrz** I dint b thinking u liked deh YNG kwite dat yung!! LOL
Nope, no jayle bate foar mi!
**whispurrs**
Ackshully, I shud go awn an hed tew teh NB b-4 I say sumfink….
**slowly walks toward, NB, wishing foar…..?**
Erm….natw tew be buttin in, but whut duz yew meen bai YNG?
Dat b a Yung Nekkid Guy oar Yung Nekkid Gal az deh case may b.
Cweem – No, nawt kwite DAT yung! LOL Himz gotta at leest be ablol tew buy me a drink – WIFOWT hazzin tew uze a faek eye-dee!
And wut kinda drinkz did u wnating??
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Alkohawlik
Beer
C……
Coktayles
Dakirees
Enny Adult Beveridj
Frozen Margajaritas
Gin
Heinekens
Icehouse
J…
Jack Dan Yellz
Kahlua
Lemon Schnaapz
Martoonee, chokklit
N….
Nyse coald beer
Orinj joos wif vodka
Pleez, anudder Margajarita
Quench ur thurst drinks
Rum an coke
S*x onna beech
Takeela
Umbrella drinkies
Vodka
Wine
X-cellend drinkies
YNG-brotted drinkies
Zippo-lyted drinks.
Mai, rhsb, I think u b thursty tunite. LOL.
Cider
Den sum moar alcomahol
E…
Eggsellent alkeehawl
Fiyre Water
Guinness (wifowt deh Piggeh)
Hav sum moar
I…..
Icy water
Jack, apple
Katluha
L. . .
waht teu drnik? uh, purrfekt martoonee alws meks mi kittehdancs…
Don’t go, DK-Mebbeh if u askx nyse, rhsb will let u snuggle tew.
Oh, Oops- don’t want to enkoorage koruppting of the minors!
I’z teen guy,…whut kan ai sai? ai tink mah maend iz alreddy korrupptud…
No offense, DK. Ur realee sweet an awl, but……
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I gots habits owlder tahn u.
yah….ai seez…..
*slinks awai tew cornur*
Awwww Draconic Kitteh, yoo don’t hav to slink away to teh corner! Yoo can’t halp being a teen guy! An ov CORSE teh maends ov awl teen guys ar korruptteud – ebreewun know taht!
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An there iz a lot ov charm in that!!
*luks awt ob cornur*
reelee? yoo meen dat?
*luks up wif big hopeful eyez*
oyez, oyez, oyez, dk (az dey sey in teh korrtrume). u b hott tommkitteh en naw teim flatt! grrl kittehs go b’zonkrrz 4u…
Its teh oranje skuad!!!
tew cyoot tew be troo!
Ayt Behbee Kittehz
awll snoargilld in anz endless
pyle ubz jentill purrz
CHRGz! getz
Ur CHRGz ryte heer!
U gonna needz dem!!!
Bloo ieez peekz owt atz
straynjj noo wurld! Mebbee Behbeez
ekksploarz it layturr?
Jack.
winn, jcak dteh — kitteh poets rso innda mannd. ooh. bloo ieez peekz. sooo beyuteefool! an jentill purrz tou. Ekksploarz (rilly iz “a” iun taht?) it layturr gdod aidear.
ate b great! go ornj kittehs!!!
Tihs Octo-pussy
Maeks evin James Bond go “splort!”
Nowuns saef frum ornj!
Win
Jenniffuuurr, ai notiss izza haiku! u iz kwite teh poet!!
ai still hazza copy uv ur polah bayer wun sayved in mai profyle. maykes me smyle! fanks!
*okto*puszy WIN!
That’s over your daily allotment of orange.
daelee alawtmint? dere nawt beez enne sawrt ob leemit awn kyootness….
dno’t wuri — kittehs ken bsorrb lottseh ornj, naw probb. Whu I’mm wurreid bowt is FRITZ! He OK? Wtih soo meneh kittehs ON himm…?
(Naw? Aoh Frits, wi hadrley nuw yeh….)
Copy masheen nawt on teh fritz.
Seems to b maekin purrfect copies to meh.
mebbe iz awn teh fritz…..aftur awl…mebbe moar den 8 kittehs wuz wahntud….
i wants wun ob tehm copyers. iz teh Krazy Ol Kat Ladee speshul edishun.
yah…ai waentz tew kno hao tew git mah printur/copiur tew wurk liek dat….
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2724872
OMCC! Too cyute!
*MAJER SPLORTAGE!!!*8 SOBOLS (Sweet Orinj Bunduls Of Luv!)
Bweeooop, bweeoooop!!!
CCC kumming threw!!!
Bweeooop, bweeoooop!!!
Make way!! Kitten down!!
Lessee…….. sez it b Majir SPlortij… Not shur I b sertee fied fur deh miltary splortijingz.
Ok, Majer, rite dis way…. sit down heer wyle I see wut I kin dewing fur u.
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepee, tuk, tuk, tuk, rap, rap, rap.
*stepz bak tu evaluate deh resultz.
Ooopz, misst a bit dere.
*tuk, tuk, rap rap.
Much bedder. U like a kice green CHRG wif drawingz uf deh elolefentz?
Gud. Now I just tukking u intu deh blankee and finsishing up wif a nice hot chokklit and a chokklit possum.
U resting now.
Speekin ov bed, I nawt been feline gud 2day, so aifinkso I be headin in dat direckshun.
G’nite Cheezland!
Gud nite. {{{rhsb}}} feel better tuemorrow!
g’nite! hopez dat yoo feels bettur tomorrerer…
Iz thr a hak 2 break ma machin lyk dis? Plz 2 tell? Plz?
Atak uv da clonz
Ohai cheezfrens
Im gonna write this without much lolspeak, just because I dont want folks to have to work hard at reading what I am asking.
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My Buddy babbeh is having a really difficult time with throwing up. So much so, that he is bringing up blood. This has happened off and on before, so I’m not wigging out completely, and I am doing what the V-E-T has recommended in the past. Usually this happens when he has brought up a large hairball, and he strained himself getting it out. I’ve given him a kitty sized pepcid ac, and that seemed to help some, but not enough.
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I’ve tried giving him petromalt in an attempt to help him get rid of whatever is ailing him, and he rather complains that his tummy hurts when I pet him. He is a maine coon mix, so he is pretty floofy… he seems pretty solid there in his tummy, and I am not sure if its his normal tummy or if theres some sort of blockage, or CC forbid, growth…
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He is using the litter box–it doesn’t appear that its an obvious blockage; although his poopies are a bit more “fragrant”, but that sort of goes along with his not feeling so gud.
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He is an indoor cat, so I dont think he could have “caught” something from outside. I keep kibble down for him (he’s a wierd cat, and doesnt care much for gushifoods.)
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Is it possible that he is having a problem with “clumping litter”?
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Does anyone have any suggestions or thoughts?
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Thank you in advance.
Lee
oh noes! iz he bringing up much blood?
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FWIW, I haven’t ever heard of anything re: clumping litter. I’m pretty sure vets would tell pet owners if it could be a problem. Have you tried looking online for anything about clumping litter?
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I would say if it has been more then once or twice, and it hasn’t resolved, it might be time for a trip to the V-E-T. Or at the very least, a phone call.
Any chance he could have swallowed something like string, tinsel or part of a toy?
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BTW, caretroll sez: if your cat does swallow string, as mentioned in an earlier thread, and you find “evidence” of it coming out the back end — DO NOT PULL ON IT. If it’s a long enough piece, it can be tangled in the intestinal tract and trying to pull it out the back end can cause a lot of damage.
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{{{{Buddy}}}}
{{{{BD’s mom}}}}
oooh bdm
nawt good. ai wud take him in to see yr Dr. Tinycat. mai two are nawt frowing up hareballs tehse days, but growin hair fur teh spring hareballs. ai feeds tehm the hareball cowntrowl dry foods an taht seems to help, but ai nebber sees enny of mai kittehs frowin up teh blood. urk.
{{{{{{{{{{buddee}}}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{{{{{{{{bdm}}}}}}}}}}}
In a serious situation I will not use LOLspeak
I’m so sorry, your cat might have stomach cancer. That’s what my dog Perry went through just before he died in 2004, he kept throwing up, again and again, once I even saw him throw up blood, I know he did more than once because I found bloody vomit in my house.I think you should take your cat to your vet to see what is wrong with him.
Of course iz borken. I ask for DOUBLE SIDED! All kittehs here is single sided!
Tis a whole kitten kaboodul.
oh and DO WANT
Wot yoo expekt, when bying a “Copy Cat” brand…..
I want that copy masheen!
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/pictures-by-3lionz/
“on da fritz”
Is dis a reel wurd?
Twelbdy sebin cats!
Stop touching me….
Stop touching me….
Stop touching me….
Stop touching me….
Stop touching me….
Stop touching me….
Stop touching me….
Stop touching me….
dis iz deh owlee ting dat kept mee frum splort… SPPLORTZZZ!!!
som1 iz tuching u?
Wel, wut weez rlly haz heer iys a majur xxplohshun ov cyuoote:
Tehre wuz orijinallee jes wun kitteh; butt hims wuz soe uhnbarablee adn fahntastikallee cyuoote tuu teh Uhltimite Maxx, taht hims jes xxplohdid;
afture teh faulaowt, iynsted ov jes wun kitteh, tehre wuz 8;
Tihs bees wut heppins wen cyuooteniss iys pooshed tuu teh maxximuum lymyts ov oaverlode: adn leyt tihs bees a waurnyng:
tihs kan heppin agen uhnder teh rite kundishuns!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soe Wautchitt!!
i need space….
i need space….
i need space….
i need space….
i need space….
i need space….
i need space….
i need space….
zoo simulation response ref?
lol!
dis iz soooooooos cuteie!!!!!!!!!!
i adsz dis tos muys favortiers
: D
They all look like my sweet baby (16 YEARS YOUNG) miss PEANUT
Lintilla cats!
Kittahs of teh DAMNED!
so cute….. i love all em..can i have all em?