Comments on: Bureaucrat kitteh is caught

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:57:35 +0000

my kitties have eaten ribbon and tinsel.. and then throw it up. same with easter grass.

By: Fitness bloke

Fitness bloke — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:50:17 +0000

i chokin here

By: 3 Cattails

3 Cattails — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:55:33 +0000

Wut a lovely tribute, PoudreCat. Fanks fur sharing. Ai hope it halps our frend kittenmittens. My heart goes out to him/her and all who are missing their little furry frends. My eyes r leaking. we all haf felt tis pain, aifinkso.

By: bee

bee — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:50:04 +0000

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you got tangled

By: bee

bee — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:47:23 +0000

oh you have got such fluffy tail (so cuteeeeeeeee)

By: bee

bee — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:45:47 +0000

oh fluffy tail so cuteeeeeeeee

By: tedorton

tedorton — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 13:53:10 +0000

Should’ve said “Bureaucat” instead of “Bureaucrat kitteh”.

By: amandatheingenue

amandatheingenue — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 11:27:37 +0000

Mwahahahah….

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 08:31:21 +0000

BTW, caretroll sez: if your cat *does* swallow string, and you find “evidence” of it coming out the back end — DO NOT PULL ON IT. If it’s a long enough piece, it can be tangled in the intestinal tract and trying to pull it out the back end can cause a lot of damage.
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wee naow reeturn u to ur lolz.

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:52:12 +0000

Red tape? If someone sez, “I’m from the gov’mint and I want help you…” just do one thing: RUN!

By: PoudreCat

PoudreCat — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 03:01:54 +0000

The following epilogue is written by Texas musician and mystery writer Kinky Friedman after the death of his cat Cuddles. This was something I happened to read after losing my Siamese/Manx cat Poudre Jane. She was a member of the family and losing her still makes me sad even thought she died nine years ago. I will see her again I know… her love was both a blessing and a privelege

Kinky’s tribute:

E P I L O G U E

On January 4, 1993, the cat in this book and the books that preceded it was put to sleep in Kerrville, Texas, by Dr. W.H. Hoegemeyer and myself. Cuddles was fourteen years old, a respectable age. She was as close to me as any human being I have ever known.

Cuddles and I spent many years together, both in New York, where I first found her as a little kitten on the street in Chinatown, and later on the ranch in Texas. She was always with me, on the table, on the bed, by the fireplace, beside the typewriter, on top of my suitcase when I returned from a trip.

I dug Cuddles’ grave with a silver spade, in the little garden by the stream behind the old green trailer where both of us lived in the summertime. Her burial shroud was my old New York sweatshirt and in the grave with her is a can of tuna and a cigar

A few days ago I received a sympathy note from Bill Hoegemeyer, the veterinarian. It opened with a verse by Irving Townsend: “We who choose to surround ourselves with lives even more temporary than our own live within a fragile circle ……

Now, as I write this, on a gray winter day by the fireside, I can almost feel her light tread, moving from my head and my heart down through my fingertips to the keys of the typewriter People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

They say when you die and go to heaven all the dogs and cats you’ve ever had in your life come running to meet you.

Until that day, rest in peace, Cuddles.

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:02:39 +0000

taht’s whut cheezfrenz r foar!

By: tessm

tessm — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:59:57 +0000

*tete a la bureau*

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:40:32 +0000

I was lookin fer de maskin tape… an den evryfing went rong.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:37:53 +0000

I has a sad

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:08:04 +0000

waet…sumwun awlmost gotted debreefed?

hmmm…..whun wuz dat? ai misseded eet….

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:02:36 +0000

Ryte yu ar, Cat lover (frum wan tu anuthur) an ai fur wan TANKYU fur poastin.

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:01:44 +0000

…umm, bettuhr mayk taht “her”; Ms. Tortleshell iz almoas surtinlii FIIMAYL.

By: Cat lover

Cat lover — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:00:10 +0000

Man oh man, I hate to be the cold water but please do not ever let your cat play with any type of string unsupervised. My sister used tinsel on her Christmas tree and was unaware that her cat ate some. End of kitty. Once a cat starts to eat the string it can’t easily spit it out because the spiky tastebuds keep pulling it in. So the kitty is forced to eat the entire length of the string. String can kill.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:59:19 +0000

*pattie de visahje*

By: moe

moe — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:54:17 +0000

ai haz herd ub politichiens, but nebber politicats

By: annipuss

annipuss — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:53:42 +0000

We haz misst u 2. We haz cleer an nawt az cawld az u 2nite.
Puddy_tat iz eben wester dan u 2nite – him iz in Taunton 2 plai bussis 2morro.
Hawt chokklit wiv a splash uv sumfing warmin cummin up!

By: Draconic Kitteh

Draconic Kitteh — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:50:13 +0000

eet nommed awn a commint ob maen yesturdai……

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:28:25 +0000

*Pokes tung owt at seff an runs away* heeeeheeee!!

By: kittenmittens

kittenmittens — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:22:17 +0000

VSC doan habs twoo menny wurriez bowt your attykoos an hiz hart mermer. u no da fing is u juss wotch it on da harts masheen. an if teh harts no moar werks den it is bedder for owr babeh kittehs nawt to haff da payne an hassels ob habing teh diffeekult harts. for mai littel wun she wuz diagonnosed on munday den gon bai fursday. u juss luff and luff yore kitteh for u and for me two.

By: blonde in bloo

blonde in bloo — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:19:39 +0000

{{{{{kittenmittens}}}}}
{{{{{Kittenmittenskitteh}}}}}
I share your sorrow.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:06:15 +0000

{{Tidmum}}}

Deh stoopee WP b nomming AWL deh commintz wif smilee faises and commmintz wif linkeez. It b berry nawtee theez daze. Sum uv deh commintz git horked bakk up venchullee, but I haz had sum sommintz dat dizzapeerd fureber.
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No telling wut it will deside tu nom on neggst.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:05:36 +0000

*PURRRRRRRRRRRRRPurrrrrPuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRpppUUUrrrrrPPPPURRRR*
Wow!!! Big duet goin awn there!!!!
Always happy to snorgul teh kittehs fer Cheezfrenz, an tehm finks chrissmuss has cum erly!!!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
At least you had an early warning alarm from Josie -
I nebber heer mine do a pre-urp meow….I juss step in the end result..Ewwwww!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:01:04 +0000

Not for a while. Seems lots ob cheezfrenz be AWOL lately.
Hope ebreewun is otay?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:00:44 +0000

Josie had so many different meows, one for every occasion.

She had one that she did right before she threw up. As sound of a sleeper as I was/am, if she made that sound, it woke me up and I had to go find her.

It was my “mom” ears, aifinkso.

Plz tew be snorglin bofe of tehm foar me. Kthxbai.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:58:49 +0000

{{{{Cweenmj}}}}

Yesh. Shiney gnoo lappytop. I can has cheeztime and still be sittin wiv fambly in lownge. Wh00t!!!
I has nawt got much to transfer,but I will has to get Angsty wun to halp me do taht.
I has had lots happnin athoam an I had prollumz posting here too. It seems to be resolved tonite tho. *crosses all floofy appendages*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:54:53 +0000

Speekin of floofy kittehs, has ennywun seen Eek (momma tew teh floofy Nikita) lately?

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:54:39 +0000

FernyTrollopybeans has a chirpy ‘BrrreeBreeemeeew’ noise and Hazelmouse has a kwite loud ‘Merrrrangmangmerrew’ sound-And she wails! Kitteh version ob Howling.Usually at about 3am when she decides that she wants playtime.O.o

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:49:33 +0000

Oh hai, Tidmumz!!! I hazn’t seeinged much uv u latelee. U haz gnuu pooter?? I hopez it werkingz gud fur u. i haz gnu pooter tu. haz spended dayze gitting awl mai stuffz transferred frum deh old tu deh gnu. iz pain in arse gitting gnu pooter tu dewing evreething u wanting, izn’t it?
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I saw ur commint on deh deh Nite Watchman. Fankee fur deh kind werds.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:47:40 +0000

Ohai Annipuss.
Had loads of problems here lately, so I has bee a bit AWOL.
Seems I be back now. Phew! I missed my ICHC playtime.
Bloomin coald down here in teh westcountry. Freezy fogg an rain.Pleh!
*Brrrrrrr* pas teh hawt chokklit an extry blankee plz?

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:45:09 +0000

Tidmum – Duz teh gurls has chirpee meows oar reg-lar meows? I heered dat moas Maine Coon kittehs has teh chirpee meow, witch iz teh funnee, cuz considerin dere syze, u wud expeck a BEEG beow frum dem!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:44:03 +0000

Bwahaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Oh dats teh troof!!!! She ar fattygolightly kitteh.Still, Vet was knowing I nawt be oberfeeding or underexercisin her. is teh meddisin.
I lubs dat Floofy Grail ob belleh too. Iz teh motherlode ob floofness,Heehee!!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:40:04 +0000

Well, at leest hurs smart.

Ebery tiem I see dat belleh ov Hazel’s, I jes wanna grab teh snorgle snorkel and dive rite in! I could be dere foar dayz an nawt hit teh sayme spot twice!

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:37:38 +0000

Heeeeee!! Trollop!! LoL!!!
She be a stay home nawt a stop owt tewnite. Is firtee degrees cold an fallin heer. Seh sez I can has noms an warm tewnite .

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:34:05 +0000

Plenny ob her to go round, rhsb. She happitayl to share herseff out wib awl ebreewun.
She lurrrrves teh pettinks an snorguls

By: Very Shabby Chick

Very Shabby Chick — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:33:14 +0000

Ohai, my Cween … don’tz yoo bee worryin’ … obber cheezepeeps bee joinin’ yoo soons!

*Wilez ebberyone beez phlonquais-pokaisin’ … VSC beez weabing inz and outz ob teh crowd wib dah red tapez dat she bowwowed fwom teh lubbley calico kitteh*

*Awaits resultz*

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:33:06 +0000

LCB can has Fern, teh trollop.

By: kittenmittens

kittenmittens — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:31:46 +0000

tessm ur kommints day maike mai feewings littel bit less sads. rly awl of u cheezpeeps are helpfing da sadnisses dat be in mai hart fore mai littel wun. ai am finking of her in da meddoe an meetings wif awl sortsa nyoo kitteh frenz, mebbe sum of yore babehs she will meets dem and dey be frawlurking and chasin da bugz.

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:31:25 +0000

*PurRRRRPUrrrrpURRUrrrr*
Can you heer teh rumbling purring song Hazel be singing for yoo an Esme an Liam?
Seh lubs teh snorguls an sez” fankyooplzcanIhazmoaranmoar?”
Yoo can haz moar an moar ob her too…. floofyness is increasing day by day EEEP! V-E-T sez Steroids be helpin the itchies but nawt teh belleh sitcheayshun!!

By: Very Shabby Chick

Very Shabby Chick — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:29:34 +0000

Ohai, Kittenmittens … Ai haz a berry, berry big sowwy fur ur loss. {{{{{Kittenmittens}}}}}

Mai Atticus awso beez havin’ teh heart murmur. It gibs mii teh big worriez sumtimez.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:28:44 +0000

Nooo! I want Hazel! I gots dibs!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:16:13 +0000

*snorgles Hazel*

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:15:50 +0000

Yay! I see teh kitteh!

*claps hands in delight*

*wonders whose hands those are*

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:13:39 +0000

Peepo..BOO!!!
Hazel iz here for LCB..

By: tidmum

tidmum — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:12:15 +0000

not as much as I am!!!
I wuz here, tehn gorn, tehn back agen.Qwilted, not Kitteh’d.
Lets ee if Hazel fayce will grace us wiv her prezzence…..* Logs in an out ov wp, then hits teh enter button 3…2…1…************
I fawl down go BOOM?..