Bureaucrat kitteh is caught
Bureaucrat kitteh is caught in his own red tape.
did sumwun say taep? i haz sum measurin taep.
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I can get out of this if I want to
is mah accessory, does U lyke it?
I fink it makes me luk purty
red tape against black furz
is in fur fall
corm grad u a shunz 2K!!! iz u up fer drinkz and dansingz??
yes I iz whut does U has in mynd?
Itz ur choys. But may I rekkermend deh Irish kowfee tu
kownteract deh aprez turkee day blahz, and fur a dans, I b
thinking a liddlol hokey pokey. I not noez y, it just kamed
tu mind.
sounds good to me
mah cween
Singing:
U puts ur phlonquais in
U takes ur phlonquais out
U puts ur phlonquais in
And us shakes him all about
and do the hokey pokey
and that’s what its all bout
U knoes, there’s a reezon why it’s not called “Teh Hunky Phlonquais”.
*Sighs*
Err… AHEM!
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Hao yu nose ai is NAWT teh Hunky? huh? huh?
When was teh last time u posed for a centerfold in PlayPiggeh mazagine, hmm?
Ok, lemme put it this way: When was teh last time that PlayPiggeh mazagine *accepted* one of ur posed pics?
lissen, juss cuz ai rejectimified yu… yu nawt has tu be teh meen…
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pfft… mai kingdum fur a YNGuinness Grrl…
*bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!*
U rejectified ME?
*falls on flore from all teh laffings*
*cant breathe from all teh laffings*
*has to be resussificated by a squadron of YNGs*
* hands LCB memory medicine *
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* scampers off in serch ob YNG *
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see yu nexty weeeek weeek weeek {{{cheezfrends}}}
i am teh gibbing up…..phlonquais??????????????
think mangled francais, flunkay
WHer iz teh guinness piggeh?
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*whispurrs*
he iz teh LCB’s flunky, oar inna LolFronsch, izza Phlonquais.
tres chic, nest paw?
GP is in Deep Denial rite now, a little bit downthred.
Kan he swim??
*sootz akshunz tu werdz*
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U putz ur rite footz in,
U putz ur rite footz owt,
U putz ur rite footz in adn u shakez dem awl abowt.
*fawlz ober.*
Shud neber lifting bof rite footzez at wunst tu
shaking.
*liez in heep gigloling*
Ohai, my Cween … don’tz yoo bee worryin’ … obber cheezepeeps bee joinin’ yoo soons!
*Wilez ebberyone beez phlonquais-pokaisin’ … VSC beez weabing inz and outz ob teh crowd wib dah red tapez dat she bowwowed fwom teh lubbley calico kitteh*
*Awaits resultz*
i chokin here
LOL!! Conga-ratz on nawt seccund two_kittehs!
o fanks floydfan
Kort lying down on pollisee reformz
Obliviously, this kitteh libs in teh Warshington, DC.
pfft… hu wud eber lib dere!
A..holes
Bass…excrement
Crass peeples
Dogbotherers
E..
Hay!
Ok, I lives in a suburp, but still.
And I wasn’t bothering teh dog! He likes being poked wif teh stik, onnest!
Plz not to discriminating against LCB I feels her pain
we may libs in and around DC
but we is ppl 2
All politicats demz runz against DC but demz wants to be here
I iz not a washington insider demz sayz
is dere anyfing wrong with being one?
not that I iz one mind you.
Washington insider that is.
ai haz herd ub politichiens, but nebber politicats
*pattie de visahje*
*tete a la bureau*
* pokes LCB wib stick *
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lessee hao YU liek eet!
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* has Ebil lukk in eyes *
*graps stick away from GP*
U knoes, those dirty dishes from yesterday aren’t going to warsh themselfs.
*hands GP a apron and CHRGs that go on
handspaws*O, ai sea… yu wanna plai liek dat du yu?
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Otay, ai has mai rubber glubbs awn… nao ware did ai put taht creem…?
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* shouts at Mick tu cleen dishes *
Mick is re-painting teh dining room after that little gravy fight incident yesterday.
It’s ur turn to does teh dishes.
And no getting teh dog to lick them cleen and then just putting them back up on teh shelfs this time!
but but but yu sed yu lieked mai dog drool grayvee… oh, ai sea. is taht wai yu frew it at Mick? adn den he rubbed mashed tayters awl ober his fayce? oar did yu bowf nawt member tu taek yur medikashuns?
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omccaihastuduebberyfingarowndheeradnainawtebengetpaid
Does I has to get out teh video of ur “I Believe in Miracle Whip” dance u did on teh tablol yesterday?
:rolls eyes:
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O, LCB… yu see whut happens wen yu nawt taeks yur meds adn nawt has yur affernoon naps liek Dr Tinycat sed yu shud?
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Yu has teh deeloozhuns agen… eet wus YU hu wus onna tablol doing a nekkid dans dans wib a whip… O, teh Hyooge Manitee!
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Mai eyes! Mai eyes! Whut has been seen canut be unseen!
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Ai is tu yung fur such TORment!
No, GP, as teh video clearly shows, u mistooked Mick’s pill dispenser for teh salt shaker and u ended up raving about how u could hear teh flavors in teh fuds.
It was pretty cool when u flied around teh room, though. Even if u did crash-land in teh cranbarry sauce.
O yesh… is awl coming bak tu me nao…
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* blurry screen *
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[Yesserdai, LCB's Dining Ruum]
GP: Yu is nawt teh ownlee won hu can seeng yu nose, Meeck!
Mick: Oh yeah?
GP: YEAH!
Mick: OH YEAH???
GP: YEAH!!!
LCB: O… M… C… C…
Mick: Okay, Prooove it – Stupid Piggy!
GP: Awlrite, ai wheel!
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* LCB cleers awai nyce china *
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GP:
“dur dur de dur dur de de dur dur”
“AI CAN’T GET NO…”
“dur de dur”
“CHESS-NUT STUFF-ING”
“dur de dur”
“AI CAN HEER EET…”
“dur de dur”
“CAWLING MAI-NAYME”
“dur de dur”
“PASS TEH GRAY-VEE”
“dur de dur”
“AI HAS A THURS-TEE”
“dur de dur”
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* blurry screen *
U might wanna fast-forward thru teh part whare u try to get Mick’s leather trousers by taking them off over his hed.
aifinkso mebbe teh sellolbritee purrformancing onna konsert haz gone to hiz hed… mebbe we shud nawt hav given him taht solo??
Ha! yesh, taht was teh phun! ai has nebber seed aneewon go taht colour before!
waet…sumwun awlmost gotted debreefed?
hmmm…..whun wuz dat? ai misseded eet….
Oooooo…yew stepped init SHD.
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Bad bass…BAD! Wii doan dew dat where peeps walk.
Excuse me, Sir. Does u has a license and proof of vaccinations for that bass?
Err…ummm…yesh ai finkso.
::Surches pawkets::
::Flashes library card::
See everyfing is in order.
Kthxbai
::turns and runs away fast::
::slips awn excrement and bonks hed::
::lies awn sidewalk unconshus, twitching::
no kiddin……reely?, innocently try to start a list and get vilified, fine
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*goes to fridge, hunts for leftover dressing to salve meh savaged sensibility*
Innersent?? rly????
it could happen
Yeah…and here ai am tryin tu deflect the blame onto uh poor defensless fishh and end up covered in Micropterus poo.
Hmmm…salve?
U was villified? U meen someone called *u* a a..hole or crass or a dogbotherator?
That sucks, man.
*Drinks a gravy martoonie to blot out teh horror*
*ahem* referrin to the occasional/seasonal inhabitants, nawt those who stay dere regardless of da regime in power.
Well, if u didn’t sez so at teh get-go, how was we to be teh knowing? Hmmm?
ya wanna cawfee and baileys, I’m havin one.
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okay….another one.
Der is sumfin of teh horror in teh thot of gravy martoonie. My brain naw needs teh cleanin.
No, is teh gud! U puts teh black lolives innit and stir it up wif a turkey leg!
Dat sowndz abowt az Pleh az ennifing cud be phhhbbbttttt. Do Nawt Want!
gravy martoonies. nomnomnom.
oh, teher hee iz! bon zhoor, GP!
bon zhoor teesm! sry, ai has a bizee todai! {{{tess}}}
halp! iz 2 be teh tangulld!
Kris Maus Decomorashuns – ur doin it rong
democrations?
wut teh democatz decorate wit?
Ai can has tendrils?
NO!!! No moar Ten Drillz!!
Oh noes! Ai beg yor pardon yer majesty.
I fergot. Mai memory medikayshun…where iz it?
Nawt tew wurry.
Pointy endz iz taiken care ob teh tendrils below az wii speek.
At least the red tapey variety. The Doomy wunz iz anudder story.
Deh ten drillz uv doom b unkun troll ablol, i feer. Hazn’t seeing dem yet tuday. But I noez dey will b bak.
haha! Take that Bureaucracy!!
patriarchal prijhudicez! calico kittehes are habing girlness!
SHE iz in teh tape!
you attacked Oscar Meyer, you get to deal with the skins.
I’m from the government and I’m here to help….
Surely a golden opportunity was missed here: BUREAUCAT!
Adn wii wuz wayting fur U tu saying it!! **smilee fais**
festivlee wrapped kitteh iz nawt feline festive
yew haz lisense to carry dat pun?
*pssst* catnipper: Don’t let her get away wif just flashing her libarry card atchu. There’s a lotta that going around.
Use the pointy ends to slice through the red tape.
Beeruurowkratik Kitteh kannawt halp yuu wif enney ov yuur reefoarms rite naow;
Hims bees kynda tieded up rite naow!!! Caul bak mebbee Mundanedaiy, oar Chewsdaiy at teh eerliest!!!
but make it one year from now
kthx bai
Double Dutch skillz… I haz…. nawt
heh!
bureau-cat
*snivel* got hear tew late n evebuddy iz gawn nao. oh well hope all cheezpeeps has gud noms lef ober an i go make turkeee sanich on teh whitebread wit teh meowmayo.
oh wait! iz so nood din no cheezland is diffront time zone! *blushing, slinks away in dizgrace*
Noob. iz noob cozin nipper!*giggle*
*scrambles for quick save of clever retort*
who sed ai iz wearin N E clothes?
Deh kittehz putz deh timez on deh postz and dey not reeding deh klokz berry well.
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At leest dat b wun theeree.
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Anuzzer theery b dat deh timez b deh Hawaii time.
aifinkso ai haz figgered owt taht ICHC tyme is NOWHER on earf!
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/lolspeek
as far as I (and Google) can tell, Hawaii time is still one hour off of ICHC time. Here in PDX (West Coast), it’s 12:05; Hawaii is 10:05. Closest real time zone is NOO ZEELAND! where it really is 9:05 — but they are a day ahead, since it’s across the date line.
You can set WP to use GMT +/- anything you want, so iz possible.
makes senze- cheezland berry diffrunt frum teh rest o’RL world!
Hooray fur dat!
We aer inna wirld uv awer own!
dear cheezpeeps, i’m not a regular commenter though i’m a longtime lurker. my cat died yesterday on thanksgiving and i didn’t know where else to turn for a little cheez and kitten love. she was only two years old and had a congenital heart problem. maybe just think of her for a second if you could. thanks.
{{{{{{{kittenmittens}}}}}}}
My sorrow for your loss: ai show it to you.
kitteh wait fur yew on the otter side ub teh rainbow bridge. her luv iz
a gift yew will treasure fur always un in all ways. We who are blessed wit 70 yearz on teh planet muza sai bye to our four footed frienz who haz less years but more wonder and heart. love and joy come to you mai newest cheez fiend!ai hab asking mai departed baybies Felix an Darby to be playin with yr little one; Darby was onlee 18 months when I losted him, so they will paly nize together. what yr baybees name?
o god how awful, I’m crying for you. sending love and healing energies.
((((((kittenmittens))))))
what wuz kitteh named?
So sorry, kittenmittens. This is a good place to share ur joys and ur greefs.
I’m sure u gived ur kitteh teh bestest life u could and u can be prowd of that.
that is very sad, and ai sendz you the bestes wishes fer a hurting heart. thinking of both of yew for a second. or two.
Oh deer kittenmittens! dat b so sad. {{{{kittenmittens}}} I b shur she had deh gud life wif u tu lub her. It b so hard tu losing ower kittey babyz. and tu only b 2 yrz old!! I hopez u kin git anuzzer kitteh dat will live fur yeerz and yeerz and yeerz tu giving u awl deh joy she wantinged u tu haz.
{{{{{kittenmittens}}}}} My thoughts and those of many, many cheezpeeps are with you.
fank you awl cheezpeeps for ur luffs and sipports. u c mai little kitteh who wented awayz, she was habbings awlreddy sho many probbems — eye bee dee, mebbe sum ass-mar, etc. she wuz rly rly mostess beeyoooooteeefull kitteh i eber nyoo! wuz so berry berry sadness to see such beeyooteemaus kittehbaby awlso haff teh hartz and teh lungs probbems. ai luffd her and wuz her lubbing nurs froo awl ob her daiz. she habs wun sisser hoo is missing her but she is wun strongest littel kitteh emoshunally an healthyally. ok so fanks agen cheezpeeps berry berry much.
{{{{{kittenmittens}}}}}
you and Ur kitteh is in mah thots
an I iz sowee fur your loss
{{{{{kittenmittens}}}}}
{{{{{Kittenmittenskitteh}}}}}
I share your sorrow.
The following epilogue is written by Texas musician and mystery writer Kinky Friedman after the death of his cat Cuddles. This was something I happened to read after losing my Siamese/Manx cat Poudre Jane. She was a member of the family and losing her still makes me sad even thought she died nine years ago. I will see her again I know… her love was both a blessing and a privelege
Kinky’s tribute:
E P I L O G U E
On January 4, 1993, the cat in this book and the books that preceded it was put to sleep in Kerrville, Texas, by Dr. W.H. Hoegemeyer and myself. Cuddles was fourteen years old, a respectable age. She was as close to me as any human being I have ever known.
Cuddles and I spent many years together, both in New York, where I first found her as a little kitten on the street in Chinatown, and later on the ranch in Texas. She was always with me, on the table, on the bed, by the fireplace, beside the typewriter, on top of my suitcase when I returned from a trip.
I dug Cuddles’ grave with a silver spade, in the little garden by the stream behind the old green trailer where both of us lived in the summertime. Her burial shroud was my old New York sweatshirt and in the grave with her is a can of tuna and a cigar
A few days ago I received a sympathy note from Bill Hoegemeyer, the veterinarian. It opened with a verse by Irving Townsend: “We who choose to surround ourselves with lives even more temporary than our own live within a fragile circle ……
Now, as I write this, on a gray winter day by the fireside, I can almost feel her light tread, moving from my head and my heart down through my fingertips to the keys of the typewriter People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.
They say when you die and go to heaven all the dogs and cats you’ve ever had in your life come running to meet you.
Until that day, rest in peace, Cuddles.
Wut a lovely tribute, PoudreCat. Fanks fur sharing. Ai hope it halps our frend kittenmittens. My heart goes out to him/her and all who are missing their little furry frends. My eyes r leaking. we all haf felt tis pain, aifinkso.
{{{kittenmittens & kitteh crossing teh bridge}}}
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my warmest thoughts to you; your cat will be well looked after in the Meadow
poor bebbehs! bof of u.
heer, u come sit down an tell mee awl abowt ur wunnerful kitteh an haz a gud cry, an ai will put mai arm aroun yur sholderz an hand u kleenex.
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Iss so hard to loze a beluvved kitteh ennytiem, but speshly on a holiday. Yu is in my fots an prayers.
Ohai, Kittenmittens … Ai haz a berry, berry big sowwy fur ur loss. {{{{{Kittenmittens}}}}}
Mai Atticus awso beez havin’ teh heart murmur. It gibs mii teh big worriez sumtimez.
VSC doan habs twoo menny wurriez bowt your attykoos an hiz hart mermer. u no da fing is u juss wotch it on da harts masheen. an if teh harts no moar werks den it is bedder for owr babeh kittehs nawt to haff da payne an hassels ob habing teh diffeekult harts. for mai littel wun she wuz diagonnosed on munday den gon bai fursday. u juss luff and luff yore kitteh for u and for me two.
I has a sad
Zoe never did get past the ‘place your thumb in the center’ step of the Tie Your Own Beautiful Bows guide.
snert!
Poor you and poor littl kitteh! Haz she found her wai to teh Princess Mu Meadow yet? You can has floofy blankee and sits an watch her meets all teh ovver kittehs. Hugs to u.
Janet haz deskribinged eh medow fur us. I will kwoting hur heer.
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Over by the Hed Splort Recovery Ward, there is an outdoor cafe where yoo can get awl kinds of refreshing beverajes, tastee treets and PARFAITS!
It luks out awn the Princess Mu Meadow. Teh meadow is filled wif flowers and lots ov soft grassy spots. Teh sun is always shining (not too hot), the sky is deep bloo wif floofy whyte clouds, and gentle breezes ar wafting teh flower perfume ebreeware.
An – the meadow is majik. It is here that we come with ar kittehs and other furree frenz that we now carry only in ar harts. We opens up ar harts – they jumps out – an we can frolic an play wif them to ar hart’s content. Wehn we ar all tyred out, they jumps bak in an yoo can go bak to the cafe, enjoy a treet wif yur frenz an bask in the memree ov the happy frolic.
An, of course, you can come heer any time yoo wants to. Ai am verree offen heer.
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*sigh*
it awlwayz givingz mii a sad/happee tu reeding it. I goez tu deh medow offin maisef.
wow dis maiks mee berry happee to heers bowt dis meddoe, ai wuz nawt noeing bowt it befoars. mai littel wun her name wus lola an she wus teh moas bravist an lubbing kitteh. aifinkso she suz laike mai feeline akwib … ekckwib … eqi … she wus laike me in da kitteh foarm! ai will lubs her alwayz.
an u knowes teh Nyte Watchman mayde shur she got teher OK?
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http://www.cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/the-nite-watchman/
tessm ur kommints day maike mai feewings littel bit less sads. rly awl of u cheezpeeps are helpfing da sadnisses dat be in mai hart fore mai littel wun. ai am finking of her in da meddoe an meetings wif awl sortsa nyoo kitteh frenz, mebbe sum of yore babehs she will meets dem and dey be frawlurking and chasin da bugz.
taht’s whut cheezfrenz r foar!
Cat’s Cradle: Ur doin it rong!
am glad yr kitteh had you az moma/dadee. i kin feel yr luv an teh sadnez that iz teh luv also; we nawt sad fur teh tingz we nawt be loveing. {{{{kittenm&kitteh}}}}
Phail.
Is I here?
I is playin?
Juss chekkin….brb
*looks around*
Who sed that? Sounded like tidmum but I doesn’t see her anywhares!
*Wabes floofy paws fyuriussly at LCB*
See me now? ..
Iz me
Stoopy prollums lately an i not be bisible or stuff gets etid. testin out mah gnoo lappytop wiff differnt browser.
I hopes I can play. I has missed ebreewun
{{{Cheezfrenz}}}
O, there u is! I c u now. Didn’t recognize u wifout ur fob wotch.
I hopes you be keepin it safe? I knows yoo like taking things for safe keeping
iz metafisical question? if teh kitteh lol in teh furset do teh treez know if she ias tehre?
Ohai
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Mah name am nawt showin up in Who be tawkin agen. *sigh*
If’n u be using teh smiley faces it takes a few whiles to shows up there and in the comments.
oh.i see.sed teh blind man.
Ok, now I can see u, but u has turned into a man who is hard of seeing.
*is vry puzzled*
not as much as I am!!!
I wuz here, tehn gorn, tehn back agen.Qwilted, not Kitteh’d.
Lets ee if Hazel fayce will grace us wiv her prezzence…..* Logs in an out ov wp, then hits teh enter button 3…2…1…************
I fawl down go BOOM?..
Yay! I see teh kitteh!
*claps hands in delight*
*wonders whose hands those are*
Ai can see ur naem an 2 postinz
Ohai Tidmum, u waz heer but u seam 2 has gon agane!
Am i back yet?
Yes, but wiv a kwilty fing nawt a propuur abatar!
U is back but ur kitteh avatar wented away.
*sniff* I wanna see teh kitteh!
Peepo..BOO!!!
Hazel iz here for LCB..
*snorgles Hazel*
Nooo! I want Hazel! I gots dibs!
LCB can has Fern, teh trollop.
Heeeeee!! Trollop!! LoL!!!
She be a stay home nawt a stop owt tewnite. Is firtee degrees cold an fallin heer. Seh sez I can has noms an warm tewnite .
Well, at leest hurs smart.
Ebery tiem I see dat belleh ov Hazel’s, I jes wanna grab teh snorgle snorkel and dive rite in! I could be dere foar dayz an nawt hit teh sayme spot twice!
Bwahaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Oh dats teh troof!!!! She ar fattygolightly kitteh.Still, Vet was knowing I nawt be oberfeeding or underexercisin her. is teh meddisin.
I lubs dat Floofy Grail ob belleh too. Iz teh motherlode ob floofness,Heehee!!
Oh hai, Tidmumz!!! I hazn’t seeinged much uv u latelee. U haz gnuu pooter?? I hopez it werkingz gud fur u. i haz gnu pooter tu. haz spended dayze gitting awl mai stuffz transferred frum deh old tu deh gnu. iz pain in arse gitting gnu pooter tu dewing evreething u wanting, izn’t it?
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I saw ur commint on deh deh Nite Watchman. Fankee fur deh kind werds.
{{{{Cweenmj}}}}
Yesh. Shiney gnoo lappytop. I can has cheeztime and still be sittin wiv fambly in lownge. Wh00t!!!
I has nawt got much to transfer,but I will has to get Angsty wun to halp me do taht.
I has had lots happnin athoam an I had prollumz posting here too. It seems to be resolved tonite tho. *crosses all floofy appendages*
{{Tidmum}}}
Deh stoopee WP b nomming AWL deh commintz wif smilee faises and commmintz wif linkeez. It b berry nawtee theez daze. Sum uv deh commintz git horked bakk up venchullee, but I haz had sum sommintz dat dizzapeerd fureber.
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No telling wut it will deside tu nom on neggst.
eet nommed awn a commint ob maen yesturdai……
Tidmum – Duz teh gurls has chirpee meows oar reg-lar meows? I heered dat moas Maine Coon kittehs has teh chirpee meow, witch iz teh funnee, cuz considerin dere syze, u wud expeck a BEEG beow frum dem!
FernyTrollopybeans has a chirpy ‘BrrreeBreeemeeew’ noise and Hazelmouse has a kwite loud ‘Merrrrangmangmerrew’ sound-And she wails! Kitteh version ob Howling.Usually at about 3am when she decides that she wants playtime.O.o
Josie had so many different meows, one for every occasion.
She had one that she did right before she threw up. As sound of a sleeper as I was/am, if she made that sound, it woke me up and I had to go find her.
It was my “mom” ears, aifinkso.
Plz tew be snorglin bofe of tehm foar me. Kthxbai.
*PURRRRRRRRRRRRRPurrrrrPuuuuuuuuuuRRRRRpppUUUrrrrrPPPPURRRR*
Wow!!! Big duet goin awn there!!!!
Always happy to snorgul teh kittehs fer Cheezfrenz, an tehm finks chrissmuss has cum erly!!!
{{{{rhsb}}}}
At least you had an early warning alarm from Josie -
I nebber heer mine do a pre-urp meow….I juss step in the end result..Ewwwww!
Plenny ob her to go round, rhsb. She happitayl to share herseff out wib awl ebreewun.
She lurrrrves teh pettinks an snorguls
*PurRRRRPUrrrrpURRUrrrr*
Can you heer teh rumbling purring song Hazel be singing for yoo an Esme an Liam?
Seh lubs teh snorguls an sez” fankyooplzcanIhazmoaranmoar?”
Yoo can haz moar an moar ob her too…. floofyness is increasing day by day EEEP! V-E-T sez Steroids be helpin the itchies but nawt teh belleh sitcheayshun!!
Ohai Annipuss.
Had loads of problems here lately, so I has bee a bit AWOL.
Seems I be back now. Phew! I missed my ICHC playtime.
Bloomin coald down here in teh westcountry. Freezy fogg an rain.Pleh!
*Brrrrrrr* pas teh hawt chokklit an extry blankee plz?
We haz misst u 2. We haz cleer an nawt az cawld az u 2nite.
Puddy_tat iz eben wester dan u 2nite – him iz in Taunton 2 plai bussis 2morro.
Hawt chokklit wiv a splash uv sumfing warmin cummin up!
wanna says tanx tew all teh cheezpeepz fur teh friendings!
Testin..
is me. Tidmum.
*Pokes tung owt at seff an runs away* heeeeheeee!!
Speekin of floofy kittehs, has ennywun seen Eek (momma tew teh floofy Nikita) lately?
Not for a while. Seems lots ob cheezfrenz be AWOL lately.
Hope ebreewun is otay?
Man oh man, I hate to be the cold water but please do not ever let your cat play with any type of string unsupervised. My sister used tinsel on her Christmas tree and was unaware that her cat ate some. End of kitty. Once a cat starts to eat the string it can’t easily spit it out because the spiky tastebuds keep pulling it in. So the kitty is forced to eat the entire length of the string. String can kill.
Ryte yu ar, Cat lover (frum wan tu anuthur) an ai fur wan TANKYU fur poastin.
BTW, caretroll sez: if your cat *does* swallow string, and you find “evidence” of it coming out the back end — DO NOT PULL ON IT. If it’s a long enough piece, it can be tangled in the intestinal tract and trying to pull it out the back end can cause a lot of damage.
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wee naow reeturn u to ur lolz.
my kitties have eaten ribbon and tinsel.. and then throw it up. same with easter grass.
…umm, bettuhr mayk taht “her”; Ms. Tortleshell iz almoas surtinlii FIIMAYL.
I was lookin fer de maskin tape… an den evryfing went rong.
Red tape? If someone sez, “I’m from the gov’mint and I want help you…” just do one thing: RUN!
Mwahahahah….
Should’ve said “Bureaucat” instead of “Bureaucrat kitteh”.
oh fluffy tail so cuteeeeeeeee
oh you have got such fluffy tail (so cuteeeeeeeee)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you got tangled