Comments on: Is too a squeaky toy!

By: perrin

perrin — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:44:08 +0000

That is bad for that kitty to be squeezed.

By: lol

lol — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:17:13 +0000

OMG this is ssssssooooooo funny
i loves it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Fitness bloke

Fitness bloke — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:51:31 +0000

spalt argh

By: pete15

pete15 — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:07:48 +0000

Thats good.

By: bee

bee — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 19:54:36 +0000

oh ones black and ones striped (smiles)

By: Pixies Kitty

Pixies Kitty — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 14:24:10 +0000

it’s a pedo cat!!!

By: Mrs. McGinty

Mrs. McGinty — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:01:13 +0000

OMG! I do that to my kitty ALL THE TIME, LOL! I announce – “see, he even has extra added value features, you can operate him as a squeaky toy” and give him a quick squeeze, which invariably yields an annoyed squizzle out of kitteh. Never fails to crack me the hell up. And since kitty doesn’t give any sign of wanting to jump off my lap, the demonstration obviously doesn’t bother him very much either. Win-Win

By: jojo

jojo — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:24:10 +0000

thiz is so so so so so so so cute

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 04:11:52 +0000

(i aksded him taht wunse. dis iz himz lurksum mode. him iz not reely heer. )

By: RoZita

RoZita — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:24:28 +0000

Hoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww freeken KUTE iz dat?????? Gittin totelee kuted owt heer……….hazz mursey on ussssss preshussssssssssssssss………..

By: Electrice

Electrice — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:00:19 +0000

Sound maks senss.

By: ILoveFred

ILoveFred — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:50:28 +0000

This id the sound…
*squeeze*
Meeeeeeeeee
*unsqueeze*
Owwwwwww
,seeeee?????

By: Agent Alto

Agent Alto — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:41:08 +0000

Gaah! tu much kitten in one pikshur!

*splort*

By: TheMadLibrarian

TheMadLibrarian — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:39:40 +0000

Anso, to do teh Hym-lick manoovr, u clasp bof pawz togevver on teh stummick. If teh viktim still cannot breef, use teh paws 2 mayk teh upword thrustin inno teh diaffram, 4 or 5 times, until teh stuck-in-throat thing pops owt and tey can have the breaffin agin.

By: Rattipuss

Rattipuss — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:43:01 +0000

Oh, fank u! Fank u, bloosfan. Ah wuz so tramma– trumi– traumat– skeert dat Ah cuddn ansers fer a whyl.

Fanks fer awl teh gushy fuds, speshully da sordid pastrees. Dems gud noms.

By: exhoicat

exhoicat — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:09:43 +0000

“Basement cat get a new recruit”
Ai wuz worrit aboat dat. Teh innasent wons r @ turrbul risk. Srsly. Hao minny cheezburgerz duz Ceiling Cat ask 4 2 du reskue? Ai haz plenny cheez in frij, but -0- burgerz.

Wee gots 2 save taht beebee tabbeh kitteh! (Aftur cleanin up alla teh *Splortz* aroun hear!)

By: jmuhj

jmuhj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 23:04:05 +0000

AWWWWWWWW! Tu QTE!!!

By: Matt

Matt — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:22:15 +0000

Egcilinnt. Squeak

By: moe

moe — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:50:34 +0000

izza screechy an skritchy toi

By: moe

moe — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 21:05:29 +0000

an it haz sharp teefs an pointy enz!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:24:32 +0000

How we suffer for our arts.

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:23:50 +0000

ai cannawt seem to get ch-ch-ch-changes owt uv mai hed…

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:22:56 +0000

*heddesk*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:14:14 +0000

Dat b a smart kitteh!! I’m so glad u kin smile,
even in deh bad tiymez. Wif awl deh gud nomz she b habbing a gud time, ifinkso.
[[[moe]]] I borrow deh AP hugz.
Dat such a gud idea, NC66.

By: moe

moe — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 20:07:05 +0000

LOL @ armor plated hugs. Thanks for the good wishes, all. And the laughs, too — it has been difficult to remember how to do that.
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The first person to make me smile was actually a kitteh. One of the attacks that began on Wednesday night was outside my office building. The terrorists tried to enter the building, too, so it was locked up all night, with about 80-100 of us inside. Around midnight, I went up to the seventh-floor cafeteria, and who should be running around but the Koko, the skinny stray cat I sometimes feed down in the street, where the terrorists had been shooting that night. Koko in her wisdom found not only safety but also plenty of noms in our cafeteria. Seeing her made me smile on a night when it was very difficult to do so. Just thought I’d share that story.

By: brainfire

brainfire — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:28:21 +0000

ai will lubs himz
*splort*
n hugz himz
*splert*
n callz himz jorge
*fallz ober mostly ded frum teh kyoot*
it wuz wurf it…

By: GunnzAkimbo

GunnzAkimbo — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:13:50 +0000

dat a screechy toy akshully.

By: stagehanddan

stagehanddan — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:13:18 +0000

heya nc66, nice one. diggin’the AP-hugs.

By: brightspot

brightspot — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:11:18 +0000

cween! you’re back!
{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:08:34 +0000

wut happen tew ur abatar nc66? u luukin lyke a ghostie dere

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:07:41 +0000

dubble eeewwwwww…

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:05:46 +0000

eewww..

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:00:44 +0000

[[[[moe]]]] <– armor plated hugs.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:54:24 +0000

Tew bad fur midnight kitteh. Tiger kitteh’s squeak nawt come from mouf end.
Squeeze awl yew want midnight kitteh. Gassy kitteh still full frum fanksgibink.
*Dew ai smell brussel sprouts?*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:50:50 +0000

{{{{moe}}}} Stay safe, deer moe.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:49:14 +0000

ibex itz de bes band inna whirrled!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:48:12 +0000

Would u bleev… springbok & roll?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:44:59 +0000

I was thinking of that song 2, BF473! I might has to play “Candlol in teh Wind” again to git it outta my eers.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:43:24 +0000

Mama’s got a skweezebawzx, daddy neber sleepz at nite! hee hee!eerwurm!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:41:20 +0000

Iz deh Drumstixx-A-Go-Go a gnu band?
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Oar a wildebeest band??

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:39:24 +0000

We sed “Play *wif* teh bebbeh!” Not “Play teh bebbeh!”

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:38:29 +0000

tri finkin uv de crowded stoars, dat wuz enuff tew stawp mai braynes frum splodin! It wuz wylde todai, even mai spikey elbo pads wer nawt enuff tew maik folks git owt uv de wai! ai onlee wen tew 2 stoars & den sed to hek wif dis!

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:36:20 +0000

*flings GP over sholder, judo-style*

I is lissening to my lolPod on “shuffle” at teh moment. Out of over 8,000 songs, whut does it play? Hmmm?

“Candlol in teh Wind”, that’s whut.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:36:00 +0000

O no, rattipuss splorted wiff no wun tew hep awl dis tyme!

O noze!! *whoop whoop whoop* heer cums de CCC!

sweepity ur braynes inno a nyce tydee pyle
rinsity wif sparkly wadder wif a hint uv razzberri
patty pat dri wif nyc softee towell
tuckity bak inno braynium cabity
snapity awn eggstra strenff CHRG wif drawings uv pandas awn it
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly u inno a floofy cheezfrends map blankie
offerity trai uv hawt chokklit, turkee sammiches & sordid pastrees
r u otay rattipuss? speek tew meh!

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:33:16 +0000

* fawls off chare lolling *
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* jumps awn LCB *

By: momofsix

momofsix — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:31:52 +0000

LOL! flashbak tu mah bruvvers!

By: moe

moe — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:31:36 +0000

yes, CHRG berry nessesiry!

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:24:36 +0000

Wut? U meen my neece not like bein the livin akkordeyon?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:24:02 +0000

They laffed when I cross-breeded teh turkeys wif teh millipedes, but we had drumstix a-go-go yesterday!

Only hard part was catching teh turkeys. Boy, can they run fast wif all those legs.

By: Guinness Piggeh

Guinness Piggeh — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 18:19:27 +0000

Turkeh Leg? dere wus plenny left obers at LCB’s eben affer Mick adn teh otters had dere fill…