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An wen u iz tyred, u need 2 nap
concats annipuss
can I gets U warm applol cider to celebrate?
Oar a strong cuppa tea, maybe?
or coffeh wid baileys
oooo, Yorkie Gold sounds luvverly right about now.
mmmmmm wun ob mai fabrits
whut is Yorkie Gold pray tell?
Yorkshire Gold….tea, verrah strong.
does it has booze?
iffen ya put it in there, My aunt likes to use tawny port. I like rum. others whiskey.
hmm I has neber heard of it!
It sounds delishus
I can has some?
lemme get out the french press……..it’s fun to watch it steep if nothing less.
I use it fur coffeh
hmmm, does coffeh float up and down? and yes, I get a kick out of lava lamps as well.
I no rememberz down I fink
Thx,But Ai aer juss goin 2 kukk mai dinner (nuffin fansee, liek fangsgibbin stuff, Juss a nomelette!)
wid mushroomz and cheeze?
delishus and nootrishus!
No, Ai had a Fines herbes wun 2 nite – had sumfing wiv cheeze an mushrumez yesstidai!
that sounds gud 2
does U want an aftah dinnah drinkee?
Ai aer ahead uv u dere – Ai haz a glass uv red whine!
a nommlette! iz funee! happee dinz fur annipuss in teh culd londenz country frum yr califorica kitteh pal.
mmmmmmmmmmm
mushroomz and cheez….
*hangs arouwn, drooleeng*
an teh kittehz is likin teh naps yay naps *snore*
narcolepsy, ai has it!
hey GP!! dat waz a wundermous concert. congarats and thnx.
the turkey coma can strike without warning
lol @ turkey coma!
Nebber heard that, very apt.
*attempt transfer to longterm memory*
hey! there was an article today that said turkey doesn’t really make you sleepy.
that disappointed me, in a weird way…
hoomeber writed taht must hab nebber falled asleep after turkee dinner.
eben turkey sammiches put me to sleep.
tryptophan is an ammino acid in turkeys and it does make u sleepy, but wif the typical american thxgiving meal being huge, there are many other molecules that compete with the tryptophan and thus its effect is not significant. plus tryptophan is present in many foods, and turkey is not the most tryptophantastic.
yea. thats not a word. until now.
kitteh eated 2 mush turkee
aw…cummon tryptophan nawt reeely dat powe…………ssnnxxxxxxx.
and so did Dan!
*comes to for a moment* uhnn, oooooh, grnph, *strains* must……reach…..pumpkin……pie……*stretches*, urnhhh….*thud*
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzz
Ai had teh longcat nap avter dinnur & tew “Awl teh famblie watches” documntstories… wuz vry nyce.
*Stretches stick-liek arms, settles down on sleeping MJ*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
YAAAAAWWWNNNNNNN
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*wakez up
*Leepz up in deh air!!!
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OMCC!!! Wuts dat on mii???!???!
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*Sniffs liddlol bug, rudely deposited on floor.
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Oh. Sry SMOM!! Glad u hadded deh gud turkee day.
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*kurlz up agin. SMOM klimez bak on.
*and dehy snooze sum moar.
Wuh? Huh? Owe…. *Smiles*
*Snuggles back snug as a bug*
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
AWWWWWW!!
Yoo guise. Such a cyoot sleepee heep! So glad ai came bak heer to luk! Maeks mai hart awl meltee!
Aw man, you landed IN teh pie!
**piks up Dan’s hed, skoots pie owt frum unner him an eets wat didn’t get smooshed**
Noe sush fink az tu mush turke….(snore)
didnut noes dey was posting tew dis time…
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Ohai ebbreebodee! Happy Furrzdai! (Purrzdai?)
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If yew beh inna Yewnited Staetz ub Amerika, ai beh wishin yew all a happi (an saef) Fangx Gibbon!
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If yew beh elsewhr, ai be wishin yew a fabulolmous dai. (2K, mah heart goz out tew yew… wishin yew cumfurt an safeness fur yew an doz yew lubs)
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Fur doz dat hab nawt loss a lubbed won, ai gibs fanx dat yew hab all da peeps yew lubs.
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Fur doz dat hab loss a lubbed won, ai gibs fanx dat yew hab lubbed and been lubbed in return, an wishes yew cumfort an finkin awn da gud memries.
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Fur doz dat nawt be strugglin tew haz enuf munnies, ai gibs fanx dat yew habs enuf
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Fur doz dat be strugglin tew haz enuf munnies, ai gibs fanx fur yr kuraj tew keeps goin, an wishes yew enuf tew kums berry soon
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Fur doz dat be helfee, ai gibs fanx fur yr helfee
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Fur doz dat be nawt helfee, ai gibs fanx dat yew are here and dat da dr tinycats beh learnin hao tew halps yew beh helfee
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Fur awl da cheezpeeps, ai gibs fanx–yew are da awesum and full of win.
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Tew borro frum da konsert — fanx yew fur bean mah cheezfren!
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Lee,
aka BuddyDitzmores Mom
fanks Lee. Iz a lot to beez fankful for
I iz safe in Maryland and Iz just checked the list of injured
and the dead no one I knoz is on dere
ebry wun I kno seems to be safe. Iz a lot to beez fankful fur.
Has a grate fankgibing Lee!
and save me sum pumkin pie.
ummm… whut she sed. ai cannawt add much too that! just a cupple uv purrsonal things.
ai haz nawt had tihs much fun in, well, mebbe never. ai am so very thaynkfull foar teh cheezfrenz, anna Big Burgerz whut run ICHC, an ai am thaynkfull taht ai founded tihs playce. ai am alsew thanykfull ai hazza DH who iz glad ai haz found a playce too lern how to play!
ai iz alsew thaynkfull taht mai Morgan kitteh iz still doing sew well. He wuz sposta onlee hav 6-12 munfs left, an taht wuz 21 munfs ago.
ai iz a luckee kitteh. *sighs wiv a content*
{{{tessm+morgan kitteh}}}
happeh fankgibin frum mez to Uz
bai fur nawz, cheezpeeps!
Rules ob insta-naps:
1. Fynd soft, cushy carpit.
2. Plant fayce.
3. repeet as needed.
4. Repeet anywayz
Every dei as i gets up waaay to erly to go to work i envee my kitteh.
Sleep, nom, sleep, meep for bellierub, sleep, rays up an down stairs for no reason, sleep, nom som more, reset cycle an start over.
Iffn deres a nekst lief, i’d like taht one pleez.
Der izza raisin tu rayce uppen down stairs. It’s a grape raisin. It’z cawled der inbizzibul damn thyng. Teh inbizzibul damn thyng iz teh messenger ob Ceiling Cat, but it’s mischievous adn will ownli reveal teh sikrits it iz entrusted wib tu teh kitteh that catches it.
OHHHH, DATs whii dey duz dat!
Oooh. Just the perfect target for the Skritch Monster!
I lubs Ur kitteh pics on Ur blog!
mebbe kitteh iz no sleepn mebbe iz lionz fan an canno look
Dis is my lif. I pretty sure I was kittie in prefious lif.
Wooo. Yukon ruby!! dat b a fabulous avatar!! I hazn’t seeinged it b4. Iz u gnu?? Welkum tu Cheezland!!
*handz Ruby a turkey leg and chokklit martoonee*
Cheez!!
so tie-tie
Zzzzleeeep….
Jes lemme find sunspot an I’m gone….
*curls up awn sawft, plooshy pillo dat teh cween gab meh*
Hmmm….dis nappin kitteh iz sew kyoot….and maeks meh want tew go tew sleep……ai nawt noez whut to dew nawt-
*splort*
-secun………..Zzzzzzzzzz…..
Oh my, DK! U shure are doin tihs alot latelee.
**skoops up braynes, swishes in sparklee watur**
**PLOP bak inna hed**
**puts awn THRG and Riiiiiiip teh Ducky Tape awn tew hold tite**
**bigs hawt choklit an choklit trufflols**
**wraps in sawft floofee blankee**
Plz tew be restin nao. NO lookin at ENNYFING kyoot foar 24 howers, at leest.
*waeks up* whut happuned? whut desturbuded mah nap?
U splorted agin.
*feels hed* oh…sew ai did……
o weel….ai nawt tew bee lukin at aneeting kyoot at leest foar a wyle…..I’z gunna leeve tew go eet dinnur….
yay foar nomin awn turkee!
happy turkee day, cheezpeepz!
AAH! Teh bettur tu SNORGLEYU!
Kitteh Napz happen
wenz Kitteh’z batturreez runz
low wiffowtz wawrneengz
Behbee Kittehz Napz
awll t3h tyme. Groawndz upz Kittehz
Napz a liddill less
4 ebbee owr dat
Kitteh iz awaykz, Kitteh
needz 4 owrz ubz sleepz
Jack.
seemz appropryut heer: wun ob teh gratest ICHC commints ob all time (hope teh orijinul auffur duznt mind me reposting it heer)
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“kitkay
“November 22nd, 2007 at 8:31 pm
“der be: turkey bakon, turkee soop, terkee-sammiches, turkey bergers, turkey enchilladas, lurkey gumbo, turkey-gerky, lolrkey divan, turcky scampi, green turkey gello, turkee al-la-king, turkkee salid, terkey BBQ, turkeypotpie, tirkey pudding, turrkey al-la-mode, turkee parmesaan, turkee pastrami, terkee ham, terriaky turkey, tukrey mussaka, turkye enchilladas, turkey burritoes, terkee lazagna, terrkee souflay, creem-ov-turkee soop, terkee goolash, terkee chop-sue-ee, tureky egg-rowls, turkey stroodel, creemed terkey, stuffed turrkee, boiled turcey, broiled terkee, baked turkey, braised terkey, roasted turkey, sautayed turkey, curried terkey, whirled terkey, fryed terkee, frikaseed turkey, stir-fryed turkey, chicken-fried terkeyy, pikeled turkey, terkee pizza, tuerkey keesh, terkee florintine, terckey, turkee kalzones, terkee raveeolee, toirkee tortelleenee, toirkey fetechini, tierkey bolenase, turkkee omelet, turkee mac n cheez, terkey pannini, tuerkey strata, turekee rapps, turkee tortaleeney, turkye tur-duk-en, turkye wurst, turkey kiev, toorkey ragout, turkey kabobs, sweet n sow-er tturkey, turkee chow mein, terkee tacos, terkey chalupas, terkee stoo, turkey hash, turkye saurbraten, tandoori thurkey, toorkey cream pie, cree-ole teerkey, turkey peeloff, terkey pirokees, turkish trukey, turkee bulgar, tureky tikka masala, turkee marsala, terkey saag, terkey vindaloo, turkish doener, tirkey satee, ……
“well, that’s about it…
“O, and turkey gooshi fud!!!
“guten Apetit!”
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terkey-indoosed comas for evreeboddy!!
*waeks up* wy yoo waek meh up? ai wuz nappin awl teh fud ai eeted…….
Fangs yew, Luna “Forrest Turkee Gump” Mommy!
NAP ATTACK!
Snnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznk
can whoever put this picture up write me back..my roommate and i took in a stray cat about a year ago and i SWEAR this is her. just curious if you’re even from raleigh or if this is just a really strange coincidence.
Really nice photos of Cats. I really love them….
Party Garbaj;
Streemerz, snacky treetz, kittehz…
LOL LOL!11!!!11!!
how cute i love to see kittens asleep (smiles)
Finally, somebody agrees with me
lawl it lewks liek mah kitteh!
and he dus dat all teh tyme
omai! I’z maed teh homepage wile ah been awai! I’z sooo prowd!!
W00t!! w00t!!! I duz a happpeee dans fur u!!
Dansee, dansee, hop and skip, twurl and glide!!
Yay fur DJMantis making deh frunt paige!!!!!!!!!!
ur hows iz filthy
wii awl vary peeceyfullish kittehs, wii sleep on no command (unles wii want 2!).