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bAAAAd list, dis one!
congratulatiunsh on nawt secund (:
Congrats, SS. U aer top uv teh heep!
adn a sleepeh heep itiz… caer foar a nittehbitteh naitcap? *pores Drambuie intu illygent kristil licure glassis an offres raownd wif pretzles (nawt Wurd-pleh!!)*
Ai aer sleepi 2, but Ai fink u aer alreddy in2 Frydai. Iz juss past eleben heer.
thaz rite — itz tomawrro areddy. adn tuday wuz overlawng adn wurrisum.. ai keepz finking bout mumbai, go to tivi adn no better gnus…
Yes, dat iz a berry sad an wurryin fing – nuffin we can do `sept pray dat men will cum 2 see dat killin peeplz iz nawt teh anser.
probably not first
clairvoyance win!
kindness fail.
awwwww…noaw I feelz bad…
well, anyway iz better tahn sayin just “furst” wen yor furst. or “furst” wen yor not furst.
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nathaniel, yoo haz same qwiltie fing az joni mitchell! are yoo jonimitchell in diskize, or iz joni mitchell yoo in disgize?
Tehy r twins, seper–seppar–bin apart sins birf.
An it izn’t teh gud list
but i wus wery nis
puttin silly kostyoom on kitteh cansuls owt all teh nise in teh wurld
you should be so lucky to get COAL in yer stockin’ buster.
I’ll take teh coal. I’m freezin!
ya can take what the kitteh gonna leave ya, dry it out, and burn that.
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might sell a bit funky, but it’ll burn.
Burn teh nostrils!
My nose hares are jes nao growin bak.
Dan, did taht linkee I sended u work?
umm… which linkee?
Teh Yoo-Toob wun. It shud be in ur emayo.
Didjoo foarget I wuz sendin u sumfin?
didn’t forget, haven’t seen it in my yahoo mail.
Did you check in Spam?
You should have 2 from me!
**starts gettin nerbis, finkin Ware in teh land ov Basement Cat did tehy go?**
Dan, I sended u a test wun.
U wanna try gettin wun tew me?
it’s not there yet.
Okay, who do I need to go “talk to” to get this straightened out?
Others from cheezfrenz has contacted me jes fine. Why I nawt can do teh same fing? I diddit rite, aifinkso!
**grumblol grumblol**
just sent ya a message. we shall see.
Got it and responded.
this picture makes me think…… MERRY CHRISTMAS ha lol
Iz a list fur who iz gettings preznts left in dere shoos
Preznts in shoos foar xmas is tradishnul in sum culchurs, but nawt teh kind ov presnts kitteh gonna leev u!
I take it iz nawt teh “Gud” list?
tai booteek, tai booteek, dansdansdans! shimmyshimmy hophophop leap bownd thump oooo..er…. washiz im barrismint likliklik… hai annipuss! GMTA on dis one, no?
Yep, rshb an me fink aliek!
Skeery thot foar u, Annipuss!
Wii has a berry similolar pikshur arown heer sumware. My brudder put teh conkreet goose’s Krissmiss costoom onna cat.
Teh luuk awn hur fayse sed it awl. DO NAWT WANT.
Doan lyke tu c cloaz on kittoonz. Kittoonz jus purrfekt wiv thar oan FUR.
Ai tottallee agree wiv u.
I has a poll question.
For those of you who want to be first, what is the reward in yelling first with nothing to say?
What exactly thrills you about this?
For here, at ICHC, if you do NOT yell first, you get attention. Simply for the fact that it is so beautiful, so wonderful, to be the object of attention once in a blue moon. Isn’t that a nice concept? Like a love lottery.
Yeah.
That’s how I intended it, a year ago, when I first started “dancing” for “furstees”. In my heart, it was like a love lottery.
But if you just yell first, or hog it every time, it loses its magic. It really does.
*runs and hides, shaking*
Ai doan’t fink enniwun haz yelled first in dis fred. Do u meen dat peepl shud nawt trie to leed teh pakk? Ebbriwun haz teh saem chanse. If u reelee fink dat Ai shud nawt post az erlee az Ai do, Ai will stop playin.
I was responding to Nathaniel, just another commenter on firstness.
I miss having a new first poster each time.
And I meant what I said, that each new first poster is like a love lottery winner.
This isn’t against you, and I have nothing but love for you, my cheezfrend.
pleez doan stawp playin annipuss! ai fink ai haz neber been nawt-sekond butt is fun 2 tri, wooden bee fun wifowt de frendly competishuns!
Teh ownlee peepl hoo juss sai first aer yooshully noobz – Ai haz juss notisst dat nathaniel sed “probably not first” – dat wuz troo! Ai haz askt uvver peepl iffn Ai shud stop tryin 2 be nawt sekund an nowun els haz sed I shud stop.
Ai aern’t alwaiz dere!
peepul heer are kind.
*swichz awn groanup speche* Dear Kafleen: For months, I lurked this site every day, speechless in admiration at how fast and witty all of you are. AND using eclectic spelling that changes with fluidity and elegance from moment to moment. Much too intimidated to say anything.
Then, last week I got a nawt-sekkund — probably because it wasn’t an exciting LOL, in the middle of US night. But anyway, it was a big thrill. Not to beat anyone, no: To challenge myself: When that picture comes up, can I come up with something AND write it in LOLspeak (btw my European keyboard is set to US, so certain letters are not where they seem to be), or will my brain freeze?
No, not all comments are memorable. But if you start inhibiting the less inspired ones, the inspired ones don’t even begin to come.
That is all I have to say for tonight. Goodnight, all!
*back tu reallitteh* {{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}
sweetiepie…did you yell first? or did you say something?
If you didnt yell first, just to be hog, you did FINE.
{{{{soprano_smurf}}}}
ai agreez. heer iz how ai seez it, FWIW:
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iz wun fing to try to bee wittee (AND quik), an say sumfing to try to give other cheezpeeps a smyle. taht iz about dooin sumfin nyse and funnee foar otherz.
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iz anuvver fing to just type “furst” (oar payste “furst”, oar say, “prolly nawt furst”). az Kafleen sez, iz jus bein hoggy — mebbe maykes poster happee, but duz nawt giv ennywun else a happee. taht iz all about teh poster.
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ai haz sumtimes clikked onna “no commints” an tehn waited and thot until ai had sumfing gud to offer, knowing taht ai wuz “losing teh rayce”. sew whut? an just teh uvver day, ai cayme up wiv a gud wun taht wuz, lyke, six commintz down, but peepz appreshiated it enneyways!
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happenz alla tyme other playses. on a popyoolar knitting blog, usuallee furst few commintz r variantz uv, “am i first? i can’t believe i’m first!!” nawt shure whut maykes tehm so happee about it, but again, iz all about teh poster. iz teh pleh.
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ICHC iz differunt, an ai foar wun am glad it iz sew!
tanx!!!!
Wowsers!!! Iyt’s Sandee Claws!! (And iys hims meen!!)
Tihs Haulidaiy Kitteh maikes teh Grynch luuk liek a boiyskout!!
(Wunder wut heppins wen yuu geyts awn hims lyst???)
I dunno wut happenz wen u git on himz list…..adn I don’t wanna finding owt…..but I wud betting dollerz tu donutz dat I wunt liking it.
Hi, CKK!
I allus hab a happee wen I seez ur face.
O Hai, Kafleen: Hoep yuu hadded a rlly nieyce Fanksgibbing!!!!!;
Az foar me, Ai haz a Turkeee Hangoaver; adn ar rlly tyred frum awl taht cukking;
(Froazen Turkee dynners foar nexxt yeer ar staurting tuu luuk vere appeeling!!)
iz don wanna b on hiz lyst, dot fo sur!
Ohai, cween! Fanks foar the messidj.
I has a favor tew axk u. Wud u maek anudder fyre? Foar sum reeson, I has teh chillies an my hanz are icy cold!
Mebbe wii can has groop snugglol agin?
Uv korse wii kin haz a fyre!!
*gits deh fyrewoodz adn sum kindlingz adn a handfull uv
*paper and a match.
*Litez deh match. setz deh paper on fyre.
*putz deh kindlingz over deh paper.
Oooo. it b burning gud awlreddy!!
Lukkit deh flamez! Dey b krikkling and krakkling!!
Now I addz a log. **moar krikkling adn krakklingz!!**
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adn a nuzzer wun. **krikklee, krakklee, krikklee**
everbuddy snuggle up!!
Wii haz enuff Cheezpeepz map blankeez fur awl.
I will putting deh hot wadder on fur dhe kokoz adn deh teez. Adn I finkso wii will pop sum kormz, tew.
*peepz roudn doar, berri berri pawliteleh* O Hai cweenmj, afinks ai nedes snugglolzz… mey ai kum tu pritteh pleeze?
Uv korse u kin kum in!!
*tukz Soprano_smurf in blankee*
*handz hur a steemee mug o koko wif wippee kreme
{{{{cweenmj}}}} lebenty fankskews cween! snugglol an koko an blankie b sooooooooguuud!!!! ai hasd a loanleh tudai. teh tigger uv mai hartz libbz furrraway am ai doan seez him til Xxmis… *snifflolz intu koko*
{{{{{{{{soprano_smurf}}}}}}}}}}} It’z less dan a munf naow till Krissmuss.
{{{{{{{{{annipuss}}}}}}}}}
an lukkileh derez mowntins and mowntins tu du til den…
*gulpz, blose dose adn waipz ayez*
ai feelz purrier awreddeh — fank yoo awls!!!!1!1!!!!!
*Handz annipuss a steemy mug uv koko wif
*wippee kreme adn tukz hur up in floofy blankee.
Stay warm, Anni!
Thx mai cween, Ai aer juss off 2 bed naow.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite.
mee too. naitie-naite, sleepy peeps! lubbly rest uv da day foar de whydaway peepz!
*likkz owt kokohmugg adn snugglols intu cheezpeep blankie adn falls happily aslepe tu de saound uv cheezfrenz chatting*
whydawayke, i ment.
gnite anni adn SS Schmooz too yooz!
*pokez logz wif a poker*
*sparkez fly up*
*krakklee, krakklee*
*addz anuzzer log*
*krakklee, krakklee*
*Pokez fiyre agin*
*moar sparkez fly up*
*Putz deh popkormz in deh popper and
* holdingz it over deh fiyre.
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Ѻ * ! POP * ° Ѻ
. ○ ☼ ∞ ◌ ͏ ☼ * ₒ
° ͏ ☼ * ⱷ POP! Ѻ ◌
* ° Ѻ . ◦ ₒ ٭ ۞ *
Ѻ ◌ POPPITY !! POPPITY * POP POP !! *
*puts a marshmalloe peep on a stik and holds over teh fyre*
**shokkee fais**
NOOEZ!!
Not peepz onna stikk over deh fyrez!!!
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o. mushmewwo peepz. not cheezpeepz.
Datz ok den!
**smily fais**
want wun?
*hands mj a peep, and a stik*
Just put it rite.. uh, yah, u got it!
*POOF*
oops, i got mine tu klose tu deh fiyrez.
*blowz owt deh flayming peep.*
*nibblol, nibblol*
mmmmmmmmmmm
Oh, I LUBS burnded marshmellows! An burnded hawt dogs, tew.
*ahem* *carefully avoiding the issue of burnt weenies*
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so, ya like bratwurst?
I think I’ve only had brats once. They weren’t bad.
Wonder if burned weenies are more of a Southern thang.
All I know is that when I asked for a burned weener while at a cook-out in MA, the grill-master looked at me like I had 3 heads or sumfink.
Down here, it’s quite a popular rekwest.
I’ve never met a sausage I dint liek.
did you actually, verbatum, ask for a burt weenie?
**heads straight to NB**
No, I asked them to burn my hot dog.
wao….okaiz…ai followz yew nao….*goes tew teh NB*
ah, okay. some folks make rude gestures and suggestions vile and unnatural to the grill-master who burns thier food.
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*shrugs* never can tell
I was behaving myself – that time.
Although, I am having trubblol wif a skweeky ball tonite…
Ooh, dats sownz grate!
**runz tew go put awn moar comfee clothez**
Be bak inna minnit!
**runz bak intew teh room**
Okay, I’m bak. I has teh wine an beer cheez. Ennywun innerested?
Oh, nommee!! I trade u a bowl uv popkormz fur shum wine adn cheez.
Okay!
**hanz cween a glas ov wine** U lyk blush?
**puts crackers inna bole an plops sum beer cheez awn a plate**
Enjoi!
Fankyoo sew mush! U maded such a gud wun teh last tyme, thats why I thot I’d axk u tew do it agin.
Side story: I came home frum werk teh uthur day an my dad had a fyre goin in his workshop. Teh smell from teh woodstove smelled SEW gud! I axked him wut him wuz burnin, but him nawt shure. (Himz a wood-wurker an uses alla sorts ov woods. Tehy has teh diffrent smells.)
Okay, sew I’m stranj, I lykes teh smell of woodsmoke!
ooo teh woodsmoke r wunnurfull….*sigh*
I dunno enneewun hoo duzzn’t liking deh sent uv deh woodsmokez. I think it b a primal thing. wun uv deh furst thingz deh huminz lurned wuz making deh fyre. It meeninged safety frum deh critterz wif deh pointy endz and deh warmz and deh gud fudz. mmmmmmmm smoke!!
Kafleen – not to be madz, not efreboddy has gud tots fast, but reflexis is beddur dan notting.
wait, wutt?
az a fatteramact, u iz awn de list TWICT pally!
an zu nkow whutz wursts? ai nkwo wai aim on de list! o wo o wo!!! baad consh…conti… ai no wut ai didz
Hey, is dis photoshopped? Is kinda od. I’s not be kwik cus is old but needs hugs enyway. Hugs, kafleen?
odd? onlee way dis is odd is dat kitteh has been dressed up an is gunna gib an butt kickin in sumboddees sleep, if dat r odd. *laughs*
as fur hugs…..wal! I r teh huggin donkee!!!!! *hugs teh stuffins out ub Flokitty*
*pats Flokitty*
*gibs Flokitty piece of pumpkin, nut, and cream cheese pie*
ai dunno nuff bout photos 2 kno iffen is ’shawped’, jus dat itz cuute & funneh. Kitteh iz bery payshunt, mai girlz wud hav shredded meh lawng afore ai got de cowt awn dem. Dey wont eben ware de lil raynedeer antlerz fer me, meen kittehs *pouts*
*snurt*
no, taht kitteh luks genuwinly annoyed, ifinkso. cant phtoshop taht luk.
heerz a hug {{{flokitty}}}
Kitteh wayrz eenuff
cloazz! Duz nawtz wawntz Santuh’z elff
soot, witch iz t3h ‘Pleh!’
Kitteh’z furr luukz gud
andz feelz fyne awll t3h tyme. Duz
nawtz needz ekksta stuffz!
Jack will nebburr beez
awn Nawtee Kitteh’z list cuz
ubz himz Ohai~kooz!
Jack.
Anom!
**claps floofy paws**
Lump of coal: DO WANT.
me 2. I just want mine a littul compresst, say…. after abouwt elebenty centuries of ohai pressure. Til itz nice and sparklee.
Wut girlee nawt want dat kynd?
Speekin ov juelree, I luukin foar purty Lotus flower pendint, preferablee silvur. Teh wuns I has seen sew far iI nawt lyked.
Wats awn ur Krissmist list, Leeza?
Ever since I read your comment, I’ve been saying “ohai pressure” instead of “high pressure”. L-O-L
Mr. kit-T
pitees teh foo
dat pointy paw gibs meh a snurt.
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2723838
oh we hav a new santa claus how cute (smiles)
Pooor kitteh..I no suport da outfitz on da kittehs.
But still lolzzz.
If hubby no getz me the ICHC 2009 desk kalender for Christmouse, I puts him on dis Santy Clawz’z list and…Ai can haz lawyerz?
Okay, I haz a stoopie. I mint the ICHC Lolcat Collexion and the CO calendar! Neez more coffee *grumble*