LOLMart.com Black Furday Salez!!1! W00t!
iz almost black furday and dat meens shoppin tiem 4 awl da kittehs! open open open…
LOLMart.com iz offering sum awsum black furday offerz for awl of your cheez shirts and stuffs:
1) if u buy at least $30 of stuffs off of LOLMart.com, der iz FREE standard shippin 4 awl US and Canada orderz (sry internashunal kittehs). coupon code: HOVERCATDELIVERS
for US orders, choose “Standard Shipping”, and for Canada orders, choose “Canada Standard”.
2) 15% off any order over $100. coupon code: MATHIS15FUNS
offerz expire December 24, 2008 nd coupons nawt combinable wif each udder.
happee shopping!!

Ohai ebbreebodee! Happy Furrzdai! (Purrzdai?)
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If yew beh inna Yewnited Staetz ub Amerika, ai beh wishin yew all a happi (an saef) Fangx Gibbon!
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If yew beh elsewhr, ai be wishin yew a fabulolmous dai. (2K, mah heart goz out tew yew… wishin yew cumfurt an safeness fur yew an doz yew lubs)
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Fur doz dat hab nawt loss a lubbed won, ai gibs fanx dat yew hab all da peeps yew lubs.
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Fur doz dat hab loss a lubbed won, ai gibs fanx dat yew hab lubbed and been lubbed in return, an wishes yew cumfort an finkin awn da gud memries.
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Fur doz dat nawt be strugglin tew haz enuf munnies, ai gibs fanx dat yew habs enuf
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Fur doz dat be strugglin tew haz enuf munnies, ai gibs fanx fur yr kuraj tew keeps goin, an wishes yew enuf tew kums berry soon
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Fur doz dat be helfee, ai gibs fanx fur yr helfee
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Fur doz dat be nawt helfee, ai gibs fanx dat yew are here and dat da dr tinycats beh learnin hao tew halps yew beh helfee
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Fur awl da cheezpeeps, ai gibs fanx–yew are da awesum and full of win.
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Tew borro frum da konsert — fanx yew fur bean mah cheezfren!
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Lee,
aka BuddyDitzmores Mom
OHHH MAI!!! Dave Grohl is avvertizin ICHC tee shurt!!! Tat is teh OSSUM hehehe
i suppose you can gauge some measure of the total lame-ity of this ad, considering that the losers on this site rated it less than two chessburgers!
you fail at failing.
Ah fink u is acshully speakin’ Buckwheat”. Dah real Buckwheat or dah Eddie Murphy bershunn. Did how B-weet spoked.
Wat duz u fink. Tell be.
O-tay
Noe gud 2 me in TTI!
Noar meh! pleh…
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Hao is lunnun todai Anni?
Dark, damp an cawld. Haow iz Brum?
Dark, damp an cawld. Pleh!
Noez gets da 15% awf? mehbeh no shippings, but dat steel beh guds fur yew, yesh?
Teh shippin wud cost moar dan teh gudz, Aifink.
Someday, some year, I will be able to click on 3X for ICHC shirt, and it will not say SORRY.
*trots off growchilee*
/wunt mah durnburn shurt
I so totally agree wif Kafleen the donkee. Sumtimes the men’s 2X is larg enuff, but sumtimes the cut is not cumfertible fur teh womins, so wun doez not want to take teh chance. U kno, teh newz is always sayin there is a high purcent of peeps who iz r size an sumfin must be dun to encourage uz to be smaller, but I do nawt fink dat havin no clothes fer us will do teh trick.
We’ll juss stai at hoem an eet moar an get eben bigger iffn we haz noe cloez 2 ware!
Mebbee wii shud goez owt wif no shurtz on adn scare peepz.
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Oh, wait, Halolween wuz last munf.
It mai be warm enuff ware u aer, but in TTI, it iz 2 cawld 2 go owt wivowt 2 swetturz, a paddid cote, hat, skarf an glubbs!
wii b running rownd in t-shurtz and shortz. it b 82 degreez FairNhitez. Dat b bowt 28 senter grade. nice adn warm, wif a 10 mph southerlee breeze witch b bowt 16 kph . sry u haz deh cold and pleh!
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Heer, I putting sum uv owr warmz in an bublol and flote it krozt deh ond tu u.
oops, I dropped a ‘p’ …. make dat last bit saying ‘flote it krost deh pond tu u.’
Anihao, I fink they ar missin a markit, here.
Ad at the bottom is for losin 44 pounds fast. Considerin the topic, dat is teh funni!
fankoo, carosue.
I finkso us annymulll lubburrs bee biggur dan teh averuj bare, an wee needs teh biggy shurts, and wee is ordurring dem by teh truck loads; thus, no 3x available when teh slow moobin donkee cums along.
Wutt I wunts:
Dear Wunderfull Cheezburger Site:
Please get sum sykologikulll cloos dat us fuzzy lubburs can be on teh heffty side, and stock up on eggstruh bigg sized closes.
I shur do wunt a 3x ICHC shirt, to advurtise ur wunnurfull site too ebburboddee.
I can has, plz?
Lubs, Ur Donkey
I finkso sum ub dem r related. Huh?
Ai iz wichoo onnat, sisstr!
Mai hoomin bebbeh beez 14 and nawt skinnee but awlso nawt bigz. Ai taked hr to da mawl for da cloze adn dayz awl syz for a teeny-weeny-tuthpik! Soes mah bebbeh beez sad adn ai beez mad.
Um. Hrm. I just looked at the site and there is a 3X for the ICHC shirt? o.O
I can haz black ICHC shirt?
Yas yoo can has! Yoo must giong to lolmart.com to order.
Is it just me or is that Dave Grohl in the top left?
Nope, not just you. I was just going to post EXACTLY what you posted… It IS him!
rated only 2 cheeseburgers? lulz
Dey aern’t teh prittyest moddulz, aer dey!
Models is fine (luks like real peeps) but dey need mor clever sayins on teh shirts, I finkso. Cleverness is hallmark of ICHC, wouldn’t u say? The shirts has ICHC id illos/sayings, but not teh trademark smartnfunny.
Teh shirts seem kinda meh to me: moar advertising, less funny. Ksept teh bukket wun an dat meme hasn’t popped up much latelee.
Teh magnets an stamps seem fun tho.
An I hope to CC that teh ’stash is ironic o.O
yiezzzz ai gree: dis ez just abvertsmintz. haow bout reeel LOLs maid bai cheezfrenz? dere so menni, cloud hav new wuny ebbry munthz… in orrrl saizes pleezthxbai.
that girl in the ihasahotdog t-shirts pretty cute
dere all pretty cute, rly
To me, dey is all yunger than mai kiddes, an dey do luk all preddy cute and lik nice peeps. Hugs to dem an I hopes dey is all havin a gud Tanks Givins.
awwwww
epic fail.
kthxbai.
epic need.
Yu canut HAZ tihs mush fun!!!!
iz does fur-reel cheezpeeps inda pikcher? Awl beary pwetty peeps, yup.
hoo r dat doosh wif teh stash on da left? nice hare hipstur doosh.
Is that George Harrison on the left in a white shirt?
http://www.cs.trinity.edu/~asanche1/georgeharrison2.jpg
what’s with the creeper on the far left with teh pedo-stash?!?!?
It’s Dave Grohl!
Iz agree, u need moar t-shirts wiff lulz. Mayke 4 vareetee.
Also, can has lolbuttons again in far, far fjootjoor…?
I SEE DAVE GROHLLLLLL!!!!! \m/ Well, the lookalike.
I noes! I wuz thinkin hullo Dave!
lolz i love u guyzz
moar funny pictures
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2722297
lolllllllll (smiles)