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Thumbs I want thumbs for my birthday
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Day aer berry yooseful
but pointy endz can do kwite a lotta fings….
…so can teef
poke manny manny holes, den jump up and daown onna packet, the gushifud will…………..well, gush out.
Dats wat Ai thort – ware dere’z a will dere’z a wai!
either a way, or a probate lawyer (soliciter for some)
Mai dad werkt in probate. Him sed ware dere’z a will dere’z an argyoomint.
Wehre tehre’z a will, Ai wawnt 2 bee in it!
Maeks u fat an lazy – gief!!
Congarats annipuss!!
Hot cocoa wif rhum is todays speshialty – an rollin in da snow!!
Thx, Cimbacat. Hot cocoa wiv rum sowndz juss teh fing – we haz no sno, but it iz still berry cawld.
Oppawsablol, of coarse!
Chocolatshulayshunz anni & upfi awn teh noondey tai foar tudey! *shuffilz up wif a trey awv steemng hawt coecoe an gingirr biskitz — awlso schortbredz an tee if yooz preferz yore calleries moar in the chews dan de sipz*
Ooooh, fank u, soprano_smurf! Sounds delishus! *nomnomnom*
ADN a Cheezburgr!!!11
We haz a Yooropeun brayde! Cheez fur teh kommun markit!
LOL yiezzz! Yerruppeen kittehz r being wurthilly reper… prepo… (o wo mai brayne stawpeded agen) mayde feymuss awn ICHC. *FX: trumpitz & lowd cimbills, drumbs an crasheh fingz*
add in de trombones, dey are fun, ya can hit he saxaphone players inna back of da head.
naow dat splains a LOLttt bout saxyphone playurz…
it still doesn’t explain those piccolols …
*eebil sniggurz* dem picolols ar a ixskwizit torcha inbented speshlly foar goggie cntrolz!
If you stare hard enough it will open?
Oh hai Dan!!! U r up late or early or dunno – hope u iz ok!
both, kinda. ok as I’m liable to get.
.
how are ya doin?
Fine. Iz mai lunchtyme here, ai is at wurk (well, pretending to wurk, luking at LOLs is nawt reely wurk). R u doing sumfink for fangsgibbing?
sorta, the main family meeting was yesterday *looks at watch* day before yesterday, due to travel of some members.
O hai, Dan! Wut eggsakly DID happened t0 yer hair whun y00 wuz brayded into teh afghan?
it’s a good thing that without contacts or glasses, I can see up close, and use a mirror. If you’re askin’ what GOT me brayded….well, she still lurkes here, and she is gettin’ married….to a guy bigger than me.
O.O
????? Ai must have missed sumfink. When woz dat? WHo did sumfink to u? Do ai has to get MAI pointee ends out?
O hao i wishn wee had teh fangsgibbins ober heer!!! et sounz lyke a lubbly holydai!! Ai shall bee fikin ob awl mai merican frens tomoro fur wen us has teh silly bray shuns!!
Dats wat sum peepul do wif teh oranj jooss. Becauz it sez “consentrait.”
Just do what my cat does and chew through the pouch.
yup, hoo needz oppozable fums wen yoo haz poynty endz?
*cue teh musik*
“Awl ai wants 4 xmas iz 2 grate big thumbs,
2 grate big thumbs,
2 great big thumbs,
Awi ai wants 4 xmas is 2 grate big thumbs,
Sew ai can openz awl teh kat treets!1!”
*…sigh…*
butt kitteh, ware iz ur hooman slavez? dey shud bee openin de treet packet fer u! shirley dey r nawt awf doody?
nao, see, das wut ai kawlz a subs-stan-tif comment, a comment wuts wurf glold! Ai kan yooz it rite nawo.
MAWMZ! ai wants dis opin NAO!
Pffft. Mebbe nawt.
maybeee u nawt uzin de propurr yowlin tone inna voyce.
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MAWMMMMHYYYOOOOOWWWLLLLLRRRRWWWWWEEEERRRRRYYYOOOOWWLLLLLLLMOOOOMMM!!!
I dunno. Iz nawt mai dai tew watch the hoomans.
thumbs.
just thumbs.
is taht tew much to ask fer my birfday?
well, nawt jest thumbs.
thumbs and …
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Anotter packet of gushifud after ai eatz this wun
Byootiful mittens to keep thumbs warm
Cheezburgers. Of coarse.
Doggie nawt invited to party.
E…
Eggstra cans uv gushifud
Fresh catnipz
Glo inna dark ball tois
Hamburgs, wiff cheez
Icy creem!!
Jello, noe froot innitK…..
oops
K…..
Kitteh tois
Liddle tiny Cheezburger Noms
Mowses.Lots ob Mowses. Live or Nip, I dun mind.
N..
katnip flavrd kandy
lemmings that dance
mouse shaped toys
n…
Nip
Open pouches ob gushi fud
Pi
Q…
Quiet time on HyoominSlave Lap
Random chayses
String, for the above
T …
Toys with nip
Under teh chin skritches
Virtuallee all ur attenshuns
W…
I kinda want pawz for mine
Put mii daown 4 a big, floofy tale.
**rhsb staggers in, holdin her hed**
Ooowww… Did ennywun see teh lisense playte on teh truck dat runned ober me?
pour bebbeh! what hapended to yoo?
I had a cat who could open the cannister style treat holder, the kind Pounce comes in.
When kittehs get de thumbz–
They can start playin vidyoo games!!
Or if you are my cat, you just eat right through the bag of temptations to get to the center.
As soon as she even hears the rustling of the bag, she’ll come running.
Bag rustling = music to pet’s ears. FEED ME.
poor kitty
it’s spelled “birfday”
Wel, luuks liek kitteh nawt goeiyng tuu bees geytting ‘poasabul fumbs’ enney tiem sune;
Butt fings ar rlly nawt soe badd; becuz kitteh stil bees “Kyng ov teh Hill” adn feline mastures ov enneeboddee iyn site; hims stil geyts enneefing hims wuntez ebben wifaout fumbs, (witch iys a lawt moar tahn sume hyuoomin peeps kan sez!!!!!)
Soe plz tuu bees nawt fealing tuu badd foar kitteh: hims iys duuiyng OK……!
(insert smiley fayse heer) !
NE descent kitteh wiff KLAWS kan git dose treetz EZ.
AWL AI WANTZ FUR KRISMOUSE IZ MAI TU FRUNT TEEF
MAI TU FRUNT TEEF
MAI TU FRUNT TEEF
AWL AI WANTZ FUR KRISMOUSE IZ MAI TU FRUNT TEEF
(an ai furgot teh rest uv teh wurdz)
*EMBA*
OK. I get it. Cats speak with misspellings because they never went to school. What I don’t get is why everyone feels the need to comment in LOLspeak?
just because….dats why.
whitest kat ever
My cat just eats through the bag… no thumbs required!
My kitties also have self-feeding capabilities, not limited to bags of treats.
haha
Your comments are so funny!
Nice Post…Thanks For Informations..