happee fangsgivings 2 awl of our cheez frendz nd der famiblies! lurv Cheezburger and Tofuburger
dis pikshur iz frum last fangsgiving, but we lurved it sew much dat we hadz 2 haz it bak again 4 dis yeer (wif different capshun). we awlso added da favoriet feeshur on last yeers lol sew u can favorieted it nao. enjoy!
i iz makin u a Tanksgivin kard
iz dat a turkee? i lurv turkee burgerz.
picture: Itty Bitty Kitty Committee. lol caption: MattTs
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Sabe me sum terkee
Wishin awl doez sillybraytin Fangzgibbin a berry happi dai. Mai ur turkee be cukked throo, but nawt drie, an mai awl teh ackumpanymints be juss rite. Mai teh famblee stai frenz wiv eech uvver an mai u nawt haz disp..dysp.. pane in teh stummick!
Yes! Wot Annipuss sed! Enjoy ur days off!
MWAH mwah mwah aussee! Tu oll de Fangs Gibbering Cheezpeepz: many happytail happiez and a wunnermuss sillybrashun! {{{cheezfrenz}}}
Happee turkeyday to teh merrikans!
An happee nearlee-friday-day to teh rest of teh whirld!
Me 3!! wot annipuss n upfi sayd!!! happytayle fangsgibbins to awl mai merican cheezfrens!!!!!! Smoooos tew yuo awl!!!1! xoxo
*jes jumpin een 2 4ths dat*
Me 4! Hawpee fanksgobbling Merica!
*jums back 2 wurk*
Meny thanks tew alla u fur ur kind thots. Ai wish we cud all sit down fur a feast uf frendship togetter. {{{{{cheezfrends}}}}}
Hey, kids! Let’s put on a
showfeast!Teh YNGs have prepared a full-on Thanksgiving dinner with all teh trimmings. Come on in and halp urselfs to teh goodies. And has some fuds, too!
U can also bring any fud or bevridge u want to share.
*takes a brake from coconut rassling*
Ohai!! And happy FangsGivving!!
I finkso I will have a pina colladda.
B/c now my focus in lief is to make all coconuts suffer.
Sufferin coconutz! Aisle hav sum, tew. (Nebber did liek succatash.)
Does we has to has a benefit concert for teh coconuts, now?
*dark luk*
Coconuts doesnt need our halps.
They r almost a weapon in themselfs.
How could those fluffy white flakes in teh plastic bags that look so innocent on teh groshury store shelf possible be ebil?
See, thats how tehy lure u in.
U fink, ooohh teh fluffy whiteness.. sew angellee sawft.. and sweet… wot cud be bad here?
And then.. they puts a fresh coconut on display.
U r tempted by teh thot of freshee fresh coconut rite owt of teh shell… and they even says, LUK, we put a cut rite on teh shell, u can open eesy! We makes it eesy and it is sew GUD!
And they has u.
Well… at least u get a new bra out of it, rite?
Not eben that!!
Teh demolishun pretteh much destroyed any fancee undergarmint chanses.
This is a forse that has gone unczeched too long.
Itz no surprize they made the holey hand grenade out of a coconut.
And why do u fink they were so anxiouss to get off Gilliganz Island?
COCONUTTS!
*orders annother pina collada*
Ah. Well. I don’t care for even teh fluffy white flakes in teh plastic bag , so I have no personal eggsperience with coconut on teh hoof.
Should we lobby teh U.N. or whoever u lobby about such things to ban them?
Prolly. They r teh dangeruss!!
But maybee we can find a use for tehm.
Like…
Aggravating our enemiez
Bonking trolls on teh hed
Crushing teh peppermintz to make teh peppermintz bark
D…..
Dashing yur hoeps fur fresh coconut PI!
Extry weapuns in cayse yoo need them
Flinging contest. . .
G. . .
Peppermintz bark? Did tehy lern frum teh goggies??
LOL!!! DK!! ai wish ai cud stay an play – but. . .*sniff* mai computer iz awn the dining room tablol – an in three hours, 12 peepl will be arriving fur
dinner!
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Salleh asked me to say to ebree wun – “THANKS fur awl the nice Thanksgiving wishes” – and ai say it too! An we will be bak to morrow!
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Oh – an THANK YOU CHEEZBURGER AN TOFUBURGER! FUR TEH
GRATE PICTURE! Ai lurved it last yeer – an this yeer it seems maybe cyooter yet!
*snerk*
Lern from goggehs…
*snerk*
son: Hey Dad, did u ever heer a rabbit bark?
father: Uv corse nawt, son. Rabbitz don’t bark.
son: But it sez heer in mai skoolbuuk: “rabbitz eat leeves and bark.”
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badump, ching!
Fankeez, Annipuss. Hoepz u haz a gud dai, tew!!
Lukz liek ebereebodee elz is still asleepin’ aifinkso.
Fanks Annipuss-
Conga-dancing rats waive turkee leggs in parade to silly-brate yur nawt-seccund commint. Parade on TV hear in 15 mins. Gotz to go watch wid deh kiddlets.
Happitayls Fangs-gibbing to all deh ‘Murrican cheezpeeps. Dis sight and deh kindenest ub all yoo iz won of deh tings Ai am fangful four. An a happii weekending to awl deh udder cheezpeeps in deh whole wurld. Hope you haz something gud, fun, happii to enjoi.
Ai wus reedin’ de earliur fread about deh tearorists in Mum-buy, and Ai wishes to add mai gud wishes and pray-yers fur deh OK-ness of all hour loved ones and frens – ebben deh frens we don’t know yet.
dats a fake isnt id?
de line too de riht iz tooo far
Does ai see a fumb?
Yes, luks laik it, butt is not opposable!
Ai fink it iz a polydactyl kitteh
Is awlsew berry kyoot!! Gud fing ai stil haz Maus’ goggles.
laurie cinotto has credit for teh picture. Click on her blu name below teh pic fur teh link to her kitteh adopshun blog. WARNING: u WILL need ur CHRG cuz teh splort factor iz bery high an der wont be ne1 der to scoop ur brains fur u.
Fanks 4 teh warning – itz troo – berry kyoot kittehz@@@@@!!!
aw kyoooot…. spl….spl… *deeeeeeeep brefff* ok i haz it.. hai annipuss! awl alone on de playgrowndz? chocolatulashuns awn nawt sekkund! *bringz plyat uv sordid terkee flavr snax an cup ov hawt TTI brekfis tee, kerflly ovvertingz ayez frm kitteh*
FankQ SS, Ai fink we will hadb teh plaes to owerselbz 2dai! Awl teh `Merikanz will be bizzee sillybraytin!
yieeezzzz… dats wai iz srtugglold womanfulleh tu srppress mai sp***t! skeerd uv nowt beeing re-skewed..
Iz otay, Ai haz bean noen 2 werk teh CCC iffn dere iz nowun els abowt! But Ai haz 2 go naow, so maek shore awl ur purrtekshun iz in plaes! (fresh suppliez uv CHRGs an HGGs aer abailabul in teh tye booteek)
Turkee goes gobbel-gobbel. And whens I sees teh turkee, I gobbel-gobbel, too!
kitteh gots da fumbs he wanted for his birfday
Eh? I fink WordPress just gobbeld mai post
Ai tried to link to teh orijinul ittybittykitty site were dis wonnerful pikshure comes from.
Second attemt
h t t p : // ittybittykittycommittee.blogspot.com (needs no spaces in teh first part)
Me <3 teh IBKC
Dat Kitteh got posable fumbs, He holding a mini telefone in nuther piktur on the same page.
I had frends in college woo had kittehs wit werking posable fumbs. Dey joked bout breding dem, so dey tak ovr wirld. but dey be fixed, so dey no bred.
Kittehs dat werk doornobs und kan cary stuf, vry skaarrry.
Kud b useful…dey kud b ower minyuns!!
u fink tahtz how it wud end up? rilly?
*luuks dowtfull*
I fink der wud be minyuns, but maabe nut the kittehs.
I stok up on tunyfis cans nao, sos I can git a gud minyons job.
I agree with you…
happee fanksgibbin 2 everybuddy celebraytin 2day!
mmm…. ai can haz turkee sammich?
(cue Homer): Mmmmm, turkey sammich, wif cranberry sauce spread. mmmmmm. (/homer)
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Nao dat iz teh YUM!!
oh annipuss! yew muz be has ninja skillz- so mani nawt secunds!! doan kno wut teh tanksgibbon being like in teh london town country yew iz in, but fum yr californiz cheeze fren, mai dis dai has happiness on you!
We doan’t haz sillybrayshuns fur fangsgibbin – 2dai iz juss a nermal Furzdai in Ingerland, but ebbry dai wiv cheezfrens in iz a dai fur happiness!
Oh!!! Lovely!
ohmyzz you drew off the edge of the paper – wif magic pen?
O fank u kitteh, dats a beyewtiful kard! Ai has a simmilar wun awn mai fridge dat mai grate-nefew maid meh at dai cair! Ai’ll put dis wun rite beesyde it!
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Happee Fanksgibbon tew awl cheezfrends sillybratin it & a Happee regular day tew ebreewun else! *shmoo*
Happee Fanksgibbin ta everywun in da You Ess A.An Happi Fursday to ebberyOne else!
oh fankz fur de card <3
Happy Spanksgibing. Heer in da We Tree Kins uv Orient, all da You Ess Ay peeps an manny frenz alreddy done goblin da Turkey. Nao we iz thank full az we digests.
Oh, meant tank full. Srsly full.
As long as it isn’t oberflowwing awl is well.
Happy digestings!
happee merkin tanksgibbing.
O hai, kittehlurve! How u is?
Fangsgibbing is my fayvohritt hollyday. The entire poynt is to be wif dose you lub, to eat, drink, be merry, and talk-talk-talk. If all the cheezpeeps cud be toogezzer, we would noms on…
artichoke dipz
brussel sprouts with crispy bacon (I luvz dese)
cream sauce over pearl onyunz
dressing made with ‘licious things
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eggplantz roastid wif gorlix
fruutee punch wif rhum
grilolled marynate lammchawpz
ham bakeded wif hunny (if Pooh left us enny)
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Eggses, debbiled
French green been casserole
Gellytin salad
Hot crozz buns
Icy creem!
Joosy turkee
K…..
kee lyme pai
lightlee poached eggz
milkshakes
nomnomnoms
oak smoakded hamz
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Punkin pi
Qeeshh
Rollz uv mannee kindz
Sawsw, cramberri
TURKEE!!
U…..
Uragwayin shrimps cocktayl
Verrii big turkee
Wonnerful cornbred stuffings
Xtra butter (ebbreything iz gud wid enuff butter, according two Julia Child)
Yams, candied, wid browned marshy-mallow on tawp
Zabaglione fur desserts buffay
thumb kitty wants to partake of your Tanxgibbin sellybraeshun.
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.='==,Happy Fanskgibink!!!
Today ai am fankful fur...
CHEEZPEEPS!
aww, dat iz ful uv awesum & win! tank u!
Waow Nativecat!!!
I haz nawt been seeing deh ASCII art fer sebberal years.
Yur mad file-finding skillz, yoo shows dem to us!!!
Ai agree dat cheezpeeps iz sumting to be fankful for!!
Nativeca66!! Hai! Shurlee yoo ar bak nao?
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an wah s grate turkey!! Hao did yoo DO that.??? It iz full ov teh win an awsum!!
. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ an elbenty moar burgers to yoo!
Wow! @@@@@@@@@ burgers for u! Iz (cran)berry impressiv.
ai iz fankful fur alla cheezfends, tu.
wow. i haz a impressd!! happy kthxgibbing nativeca66inlurksummode, an all teh ovver cheezpeeps!
Thank yew fur deh purdy turky!! Haz a happy turky day ursef, NC66!!!
@@@@@! FTW!
Thank yew for da turkey!! Happy turky day everbody!!!
Happee fangsgivings to cheez and tofu – and everbody!
happi fanksgibin 2 awl merikun frens and kittehz an 2 nonmerikun freenz zwel. frum solaan in ingelund
Catz know how to draw???
Happii fangsgivingz tuyutu, Cheez an Tofu. Lurve, Tofurkyburgur an teh croo.
Iz a SHOOP!
Hapee Hapees, wun and all!
DIGG it, it’s cuteface! Lolz. Must win over the other one without cute subtitles on Digg!
Really nice thanksgiving card…
I admire it…
I heart hand turkies!!
Wen weez geyts teh nexxt byg snoewfaull, weez gunna geyt kitteh tuu maike teh snoew-angels inna snoewbahnk, butt kitteh-style!!
Hee-hee!!! u sed butt!!!!!
Oh Noes!!!! Soe Ai dyd!!!! Mai badd!!!
(Rember teh orijinul lol ov teh kitteh hoo sed tihs? wuz soe funneee!!)
I think uv dat sweet liddlol fais evvree time i seez deh werd “butt”. makez mii smile ebree time. *smilee fais*
DIGG ze kyootest fanxgivincard evah!
ohh how cute didnt no cats wrote (jokes cats cant write) haha
haha how cute
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
AWWW thats sooo kwooot!! :] <3333333
thaattss sooo cuutee
lol
i wish my cat could do that
my cat sorta looks like tat.
Fail shop is fail.
dat is sooooooo kute!!!!!!!!!! i wanna kitteh who ell make me a tanksgivin kard!!!!