epic sneez in 3,2,
maek sur 2 turn ur head tho wen u do sneez.
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ohai nightshayde!
sowry to be late wif congrats.. I had a coconut isshoo.
wud u like a drink of some sort…
and maybe, we cud lissten to turkee in teh straw?
LOL — ai diddint notiss enny lateness, leeza. Ai iz bizzee nawt werkin atwerk. Chattin wif co-werkers & stuff.
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So — lemontini sownds deliteful — an wutebber musix yew wanting.
*mixez lemonteeni, hands to nightshayde*
well I was trying to this of something Fangs Givving-y.
But all I cud think of was ‘We Gather Together’… and that’s too pilgrimy!
Maybe some jazz…..
Smoov Jazz – yesh plz.
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Tiem fur meh to leeving werk. Yippee!!! Ai can haz 5 day weekend. Woot! Goin to Dizneeland on Mundane wif huzbin (definitely) & mebbe sum udder frendz azwell.
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Ebbreewun haz a saef, happitayl, helfy Thanksgiving (or jus a saef happitayl helfy looooong weekend iffin yer nawt sillybraytin Thanksgiving)!
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Moe — yer in mah thots & ai iz sending gud frendlee viebz frum SoCal. Plz to stay owt uv harms way… saem fur awl yer frendz & famblee.
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I haz a jallus. I can come Dizneeland tew?
*puts on da rownd blak earz*
wud reelee liek tew heer bout hao coconut can hab an isshoo…
Ohai BDm – see prebious fred!
Ohai, Nightshayde!
AAAAAHHH-CHOO!
Sry, Aiz bin doin taht awl dae. Ai noes hao teh bunneh fealz.
Ummm…bunneh?…yew got uh liddle…ummm…thing…right here…
::point tew own nose::
No…uh liddle tew the left…no down uh liddle…
What’s dat? Wut iz it?
Well itsa…its kinda…yew know…
Over…moar…just about got it…there!
::grimace::
Don’t wipe it THERE!
an we hav liftoff!
Fyrst bunneh in orbit… rownd Neptune. Iz cowld dere. Doan’ wurri, bunneh lubbers, sneezes come in freez.
juz hayng awn tew ur toolbocks! dere’s won floteing roun in deh spayce naow!
wuzn’t dat wurth abaot $10000?
add one more 0 and u got it!
oh wao….it wuz wurth /dat/ much?????
*fayents frum amownt ob munee*
Well, yu see, der guy dey bawt teh toolbox from, well he tuuk a luuk at dat spayse stayshun and tutted and tutted and looked arownd adn sayd “yu’b been letting sum cowbows wurk on dis, der transmishun iz definutly gone, teh enginne needs a tewne (* hums wun *) adn teh shocks – well, dey definitely need replaysing. It’ll cawst yu elebenty cheezburgerz adn awl yur monies. Oar yu can buy dis extry meejum toolbox foar $100,000 adn we’ll cawl it sqware.”
o reely………ai find dat berry hawrd tew beleeb….
ai tout dat eet wuz just becuz teh toolz had tew bee speshul sew dat dey wurked rite in spayse…..wiiche wud mayk dem a lawt moar ex…ix…..wurth moar munies…
*luks cute adn cuddly* how cud aniwun dis cute nawt be telling twuf? (Weel, yes, dey du hab tu be speshul – mowst normal tuuls wud nawt du well in teh extremes ob tempreshure oar raydyayshun, adn yes, dat mayks dem wurf lawts ob cheezburgers.)
lawts and lawts ob cheezburgers…….
and ebben moar cheezburgers!!
Did ai menshun there were cheezburgers?
Srsly tho, tools in space are berry spensive coz teh gubmint doan noe teh value ob uh dollar, euro or yen.
Dats why wii in uh wurld wide recession aifinkso.
eef awl teh wurld had curansee ob cheezburgers, teh wurld wud bee a betuur playce…
Ai hab uh yen fur cheezburgers awl ob uh sudden.
ai fink euro probablee rite in wantin a cheezburger…sew do ai….
Beddur peso urself so U can nom all teh cheezburgers
munnies dat be ablol tew feed yew… grate konsept!
Francly, uh Pound uh cheezburger in yerop can bii az valuable az long az uh Guildered space tool if yew Mark it prawperly, Peso yerself, and keep your eye owt fur the Shill(ing)s.
onlee wun problum: anewun can maek a cheezburger…..
teh inflayshun rayt wud bee catastrawfik!
*crap*
spell czech bunneh seyz “az long az” = “az”
Butt then agin, N-E-wun can consume uh cheezbuger tew. Infalyshun wuld bii kept in czech bai kittehs aifinkso.
hmmm…….butt newun cud maek a cheezburger, and moar and maor cheezburgers wud be maed…..altho, whut wud happen eef teh cheezburger wuz nawt spent sun afturr being grilled?
and awlsew, dat wud nawt bee gud foar awl teh cows…..wud hab an axtinkshun ob dem, aifinkso….
Ai nawt known of uh cheezburger eber NAWT consumed sun afturr it wuz grilled. Sew noe worry there. Az fur teh cows…ai doanfinkso axtinksun iz uh pro awblem. It jes means moar leather coats fur teh Riche and faymus.
yah, but wif teh demand foar moar cheezburgers, moar cows wud be uzed foar it……
*Dude*
Remembur, awlthew teh Galactic Banks du nawt tayk teh Altarian Dollar, dey do tayk teh Cheezburger.
gud tew noe dat….
oh noes..! get out teh holey hand grenade.. shez gonna blow!!
but firz, wii muz reed frum teh Buk uv Armaminnts…
thouw shall cownteth to tree and and onlee tree. no moar. no less
two thou shalt not cownt to..
nor shalt thow cowntest tew fyyv
wun
too
fyve
(three, sir!)
three
Dis pikshur makin me yawn!
Ahh… Ahhh… Choooo*SPLORT*
*wee-ahh wee-ahh wee-ahh* (datz teh sownd uv teh CCC)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa CS’s braynes awl into a pile*
*spritza spritza spritza wif sum lemmin-sentid waddurs*
*slide-a slide-a slide-a teh braynes bak into teh craniyul cabbitee*
*jentlee puts teh skull bitz bak into playse*
*taypa taypa taypa wif teh purplol dukee tayp*
*caerfullee applies teh CHRG (wdoi) to CS’s hed*
*tuks CS in unner a sawftee peech-kulur blankee wif turkeez onnit*
*hands CS a hawt (but nawt too hawt) cuppa tee & a choklit oktopus*
Dere. Rest nao & yull feeling beddur soon. Happitayl Fangs Gibbon!
*blinkie* *blinkity* Wha-hoppened? Ooohhh… Tee. Choklit.
Where his eyes go?
haha. good question. on a side note, it’s fun holding your eyes open when you’re sneezing.
ai taut dat eet wuz imp…emp…….nawt pawsubull tew howld yur eyez opun when sneezin….
HAAAAAAAAAAACHEW!!!!!
Bless yew.
god bless us ebbrywun!!!
lol! Tiny Tim!
tippee toe fru teh tulips…
Ai might bii Mis Vicki?
Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I’ll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me
Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
Knee deep in flowers we’ll stray
We’ll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me
*ape-paws*
::Clappy floofy paws togefurr::
*Bravo*…er…*Brava?*
::Follows native tew bed::
mehtinks dat dis iz kyoot enuff tew make meh he—
*splort*
-d asplode…
Wif fanks to teh purrrrrsun dat inbented cut & payste:
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*wee-ahh wee-ahh wee-ahh* (datz teh sownd uv teh CCC)
*sweepa sweepa sweepa DK’s braynes awl into a pile*
*spritza spritza spritza wif sum lemmin-sentid waddurs*
*slide-a slide-a slide-a teh braynes bak into teh craniyul cabbitee*
*jentlee puts teh skull bitz bak into playse*
*taypa taypa taypa wif teh purplol dukee tayp*
*caerfullee applies teh CHRG (wdoi) to DK’s hed*
*tuks DK in unner a sawftee peech-kulur blankee wif turkeez onnit*
*hands DK a hawt (but nawt too hawt) cuppa tee & a choklit oktopus*
Dere. Rest nao & yull feeling beddur soon. Happitayl Fangs Gibbon!
*snorgles intew blankit*
Fanks, NS!
U cant haz mah bukitt
Ah… ah… AH….. AHHH!!!
APATWUUUUUUU!!!!
*sniffsniff*
Bwess you
Ahhankkoo! 8D
**pokes hed in door**
Wow, I nebber seen it DIS kwiet befoar! Kinda gibs me a sad.
ai noez! eet iz sew kwiet in heer….dere nawt beez aneewun tew tawlk tew….
I fink… dat theres a combinashun of things going on.. teh consert today .. some peeps prolly tired from that.. and peoples that has to travl for Fangs Givving usually travl on teh day before… otters not travling mite be cooking and cleening their tayles off… I can’t stay rite now either, just got teh caek in teh oven, now I needs to eet dinner, and then.. KP duty! (peeling potatoes)
Coincidentally, ai’m peeling carrots.
Awww…did ai miss teh consert??
ah……enjoi teh wurk!
Donut haz a sad — haz a happitayl fur awl teh cheezpeeps who be on teh way to spend hololidays wif luvved wuns.
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Ai iz gonna go swim laps — den haz a loooong weekend. Ai mai oar mainot be on ober the weekend.
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*waevs bye-bye wif floofee paws*
Confucius Says: Bunneh who sneezes wifout hanky takes matters into his own paws.
eeeewwwwwwww!
Dust Bunneh is lergic to self.
I loled hee hee
@@@@@!
bless u, dustbunny! her allergies make her a bunny full of dust!
Ahhhhh-chooooo *brrrrrrriiippppppp*
Ownlee wun fing cuter than uh bunneh sneezing iz uh bunneh farting.
Quick, wuts orange and smell liek carrots?
Ai gibs up – wot’s orinj adn smells liek carrots?
Luks up at own cawmint
Luks at 4.5
Serious?
Awww…yor messin’ wit meh, huh?
Ai forgit N-E-way.
Teh doctor gabe meh medicayhun fur mai poor memory, butt ai forget tew take it.
lol….yoo sed ‘butt’!
heh heh…heh heh…yew jes sed it uhgin.
FIRE! FIRE!
heh…heh
Ai need TP fur mai back hoe.
Awr yew threatenink meh?
hoo? meh? wy wud ai beez theretenink yoo?
Erm….wud eet bee a carrot?
Hmmm. It appears dat there is a contagion in the air.
iz farting
Why fart and waste it wen yew can burp and taste it?
Hi guys I iz bak
I wented fur a workout
an now mah headz is mush clearer
and I ar feeling bedder
: fur cheezpeepz that dosent knoz
I growed up in Bombay aka Mumbai
an when I heardz the nooz I had a major
upset
that was 2 lols ago
an as usual cheezpeepz was nice an frenly
I hope ebry wun has a grate fanks gibbing
{{{{{{two_kittehs}}}}}}
fanks nativeca the hugs feel gud
Likewise! Ai’m sure.
whut nooz?
coordinated attacks on 8 to 10 places in Bombay
and the situation is still ongoing
NYT has a gud summary, you can also watch live feeds on CNN-IBN
oh noez!!!! Dat nawt gud!!!
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fanks DK is getting late herez
I iz going to sleep
Bai
G’nite 2K
::hands 2K floofy woobie wit kittehs awn it::
Here, dis comfort yew sew yew doan worry sew mush.
bai TK…..has a gud wurry-free nite’z sleep! wif dreems of kyoot and floofeh!
or epic yawn.
teh real reason knigits in monty python splorted..dey waz dead from teh cute!
::frum behind helmuts’ visors::
We’re nawt dead yet…
’twas just a flesh wound….
Luk, you stupid bastadj.
Teh tawp ob yor hed haz come awf and yor bwains awr spilled awl ober teh grownd.
nah…dat wuz when ai splorted….mah hed got fixeded.
Oh? Awl right, we’ll call it a draw.
Well, you will be soon, you awr berry ill.
No we’re nawt. We ate carrots. We’re getting better.
Haa.. ahhh…. CHEWWWW!!!
uh noes, gone iz muh noes n nobuddy noes wai it goes.
*walks obbar wif a noez in paws* heer…is dis yoars? it felleded awn mah hed, and yoo seem tew nawt hab a noez rite nao……
*hands yoo teh noez and a bowkz ob tisshuez* heer…yoo mite need dis…
oh fanks darconic! *fits noes* tis feels fishy.. n smells liek fish tew! and wai tew big fur a bunneh… waytasekkund… tis is lolrus noes!
he wil prolly goes “oh noes! nao they be steelin muh noes!”
ai has tew return it bak to him!
oh noes! ai ack…akc……nawt-awn-purrpuse gabe a lolrus noes!
*goes tew hied*
plz kind sir, has u seen muh bunneh noes?
Wut primeval urges lurk in teh heart ob teh WareRabbit?
Only the bunneh noes.
It’s a bun-bun…sneezing.
Aww, sneezing bunneh…
Mi bunneh made this face onc. I sez “Oh how cyute! He’s gonna sneezes!” And then he bited me instead. Was not so happi abt that.
Bunneh bit you? Where’s the love?
nawty bun bun.
tsk.
**pokes hed in agin**
Dang, teh lytes are barelee awn.
Ennybodee hoam?
Ohai rhsb! Ai’m heer, butt ai’m heding to bed.
Guess teh Chippy Dales will be anuzzer nite…
Noebawdy here but us chop-livah eaters.
Yew awr wut yew eat.
ewww…chop-livurr?
dat nawt gud tew eet….
PLEH!!!!!!DO NAWT WANT nee livurr!
Yew nawt noe teh chop-livah grrls?
*SLAP!* OK I deserved dat.
::Heds straight tew naughty barn::
Srysly eberybawdy…ai apawlogize fur dat wun.
It wuz jes too easy tew pass up.
And awn dat note…ai’m owttie.
Have uh Happy Turkey day cheezpeeps.
ai’z confuzzled nao…..chop-livah grrls?? ai nawt noes whut yoo meens bai dat….
wy yoo slap meh?
Ai wuz teh wun dat gawt slapped, and ai cannawt elaborate awn dat bawdy cawmint. I ‘spect teh moderators will remoob it shortly.
TTFN
huh…..ai still nawt noez whut yoo was talkin abawt den…..
ai iz stil heer…..
o hai, rhsb!
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I see this bunny everywhere. World domination indeed.
love this pick
Swrry to butt in (hehe I said ‘butt’) butt (… tiz not even funy ‘nymoarz) I needz some halp. A fren ob mine losted a pet 2day adn I was gonna send him a linkie bout the nightwatch (teh stry cwenny told as a while ago) … but I has a stoopy adn cannot search teh thredz wifa quikness. Plztohelpmehelpmaifren? Kthx.
:hopes someone will seeing mee doan here:
http://cweenmj.wordpress.com/poems-stuff/the-nite-watchman/
This is the link you want. If it doesn’t work, find a lol with cweenmj’blue name on it and you will find the link in her home page low down on the right.
I tested it and it works for me!
I think that WP may have eaten the message re the link. The best way is to find a message from cweenmj on a previous thread and click on her blue name. the link to the Nightwatchman is in her blog (I found it low down on the right of the page)
Fank you!! {{annipuss}} Found it, sent it, hope it will help him.
I kno the story helpedeed me, even tho I seen it few mons aftur mai doggie crossed teh bridj (and even tho is story bout kity helper, i hoaps he helpes goggies as well).
He halps awl hoo nead halp an tho teh storee maeks me crie, Ai can unnerstan dat it iz a kumfertin wun too.
It ain’t over til the fat bunneh sings
Invisbl karrot.
Ruh-roh… DERE SHE BLOWZZZZZ!!!!! *runz fur covur*
its eyes iz liek >_<
What is that? A cat or a rabbit!?!
Diz 2 kyoot.
I jus mite die frm it,
o dam.
Dear god. I am crying…
Yo peeps. I iz new herez an’ I iz wonderin if my languige iz alrights?
hanky pweez :p lol
lolbunniez