Just keep em comin …
Just keep em comin … … they bought a dog!
jus dont drink 2 much and let dis happen 2 u…
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oh noes! ov awl da gin joints n awl da werld…..
Conga ratz tew us! A free way ty!
conga rats!
*poors chocklit martins fur awl*
Fangxu, princessmu!
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Cheez!
to Nawt-sekkund princessmu:
“she walks into mien!”
thats a good movie, now i want to b restin awnna couch wiff kitties watchin catsablanca
An teh goggie had to walk into myne. Congrats on yor nawt sekkund, princess!
Fanks Gremlin!
Yu haz to com into myne. Itz awlryte, kittoon, yu kan pak yur bagz. Com liv wiv mii. NO DAWGZ EVUR, hiir!
make main a chocklit martoonie
Wif a cheezburger chaser!
Ai aer tryin to ferget
WP seamz 2 haz fergotted my proper ID!
Mum tat beh yew, annipuss?
Conga ratz!
Yep, Ai haz a sekund purrsona! Fur sum reezun WP sumtiemz confuzzlez me wiv me!
da way WP behabin lately, wii shud awl be glad et nawt confuzzlin yew wif *me*! LOL
Waal, teh kwilty fing aer simler!
Berry troo! Mahbeh WP is tryin to cormfuzz yew wif me…
You has a lucky, word press noms me! I fink i am there n when i next looks i is gone! is a biig miss tree
ai alsow haz a leef from dis miss tree. Sumtiems ai posts den ai disupeers an haz to luk fer maiself. Strainjly diskonsurtin!! Norty leef.
I sees u Maggs!
*smile*
For anyone that hasn’t herd, it seems that WP is nomming commints wif smiley faces and linkz. If u leave those out, they seem to post oks.
But sumtiemz smiliez get throo. WP iz a law un2 itselb Aifink
Teh smileys do get thru, and the linkies too, but from wot I’ve seen, it takes about 30 minnits for WP to hork up commints wif those things in tehm.
Ai wint xploloring 2dai, anit seeeemz dey be upgradin GraphJam. Dat mai splain it.
fankQ skwirrlgrrl i guess i jest got’s to type maor and not do teh smileys
*smile*
*wink*
WP duzn’t liek smylolee faysis adn linkees!!!!! Wut next???
Adn afture awl teh trubbel Ai wentid thru tuu lern haow tuu duu tehm!!! Mebbe nexxt WP gunna nom punkshashun maurks tuu!!
as if teh fam damilee’s not enuf!!
Anom.
Mien leevs 2day, Fank CC. Doan kno hao mush moar I kin tayke.
We aer gibben our fambleez. Fank CC we can chooze our frenz!
and our kittehs…wait, i fink our kittehs choozes us, wright?
it happenz both ways, Ifinkso! *wink*
I chose my OLKs, but Gummi chose ME.
CC chose me foar Josie. I went in2 teh adopshun playse tew luuk at anudder kitteh an hur wuz gone. Teh laydee sed, “U lyk calicoes? Lookit dis wun.”
Owt came teh beeg furball an it wuz lurve at nawt-seckund site.
Teh rest is teh histree.
i was choosed fur most of mi kittehs, the nawt sekund black kitteh is most fateful – i drove by himz once lukking gone to the meadow inna street and then instead of drivin hoam frum post ovvice, i hadda feeling tew drive back by him and he was trying to stand up – then i had to save him in sept 1997.
Mai mahm sed Josie wun teh kitteh lottree wen I dopted hur.
Wii bofe wun, aifinkso.
2W2B2S, thatz an amayzifying storeh abowt yor blak kitteh. Wuz ment to be that this kitteh wuld be yors. Yoo wuz cawled to belawng to eech uther, yep, ifinkso.
yup gremlin fankx, hez a gr8t sweet lubbing guy
(he onlee hadda borked jaw & sum toofs nocked owt)
and is the “greeter” kitteh at mi howse – likes all peeps
anom again!
Iz everyone going to be at teh consert next pic??
I haven’t desided wot to wear yet.
decishuns, decishuns….
Yew means wii iz supozed tew wear clothes?
Leeza!!!!!! *bonkhed* Concert? next picc? Oh noez, I cannawt be there! I wud plai sum pinkoloe if I wuz there, lookowt ebberybudy!
*hedbonks ZF*
ohai!! I iz sowry u can’t be there.. *sad*
but gud to see u now!
U has a big Fangs Givving planned, I hopes?
We ar habbin a consert? *sigh*, I doan git to play heer as much as I wanna ennymoar…tell me moar, pls?
Ohai COL
This is the announcement from Leeza-B Ai copied it from another thread:
Arr yu small?
Arr yu furreh?
Does yu has a tayl?
Is yu awlways been maed tu feel insig… enseeg… nawt portant by bigger furrehs?
Do u have a constant fear of being eeted??
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R u getting tired of these repeet announsemints???
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Yu arr nawt alowne! But itz only ONE DAY til our “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert”! W00T!
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Tomorrow, Fangs Givving Eve, at the times below
6 am cheeztime
12 pm EST
11 am Central
10 am Mowntain
9 am Westy coast
5 PM TTI time
U can see wot all the fuss has bin abowt, and enjoy musicks, and fun, and non-rodinty fuds!
We is inviting the hole whirled! As long as they is owr frendz, and promises no nomming of the rodints.
Pleez note u may be rekwired to wear a protecktive devise if we sees u drooling or enny likkin uv ur chops at the gate.
Securitee will be on hands to enforse the non-nomming polisees. (We has a big woofey contracted… altho now he sez he is dubble booked, GP has u got any backup availabul?? Wot is Mick doing after his performanse?? Those lips cud possibly be considered leethal weaponz…)
And if u has any musickal or poetic or otterwise creative contribushuns u wud like to make, plz to send them to lolcatburglar at gmail.com.
As she is co warding ateing the musicks.
Be there or be skware!
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fanks anni!!!
I is trying to get my werks in this am so I can be at teh consert for awiles later!!
that mad no sense ????
It’s a benefits consurt for “nawt to nom teh rodints pweeze”. Guiness piggeh is organizing it wif leeza-b/skwirrlgrrl. We has so many rodints nao on ICHC it maykes sense to gibz dem sum proteckshuns againts hongry kittehs. So LCB is colleckting sawngs and stuffs for teh purrformance. Ai noes can mayke it eiver, unfortshnittlee.
Hay, skwrilgrrl, my BF suggested we call it “No Noms”, u knoes, like the No Nukes concerts in 1979. The group that organizized that called themselfs “M.U.S.E.” (Musicians United for Safe Energy). This benefit can be put on by R.U.S.E. (Rodents Unwilling to Stay Eaten).
Whut u think?
That sownd liek a WIN idea!
Duz ur bf ever get out here? Sownds like he’d fit rite in!!
I scented u an email.. didja get it? I has a poem (set to musicks) to presents.
Yes, I got ur e-mail. And just so everybuddy knoes, it is ok if peeps want to do a presentation or make a speech to show ur solidarity wif Teh Cause. We just axe that u wait until GP or Mick has kicked things off with the opening number. We’ll have several performance stages going on, so everybuddy should has a place to do their thing.
And teh BF looks in sometimes but doesn’t participate — AFAIK. I was telling him about teh concert and teh celebrity rodents we has lined up and all during dinner he kept coming up wif names. He is teh fun, yes!
o noes iai haz a problim heer – wud loev to contrieb… kontreby… giv sumtin to dis caws, but nawt-sekkundly ais wont bee heer (hab sum udder singins to do ai frayed), den reely-sekkundly ai haz a problim wid de likin of chops at de gaet an dusn’t truzt maiself. Hauwevir ai hoeps issa GUD consirt an problee u doan reely wunt enny moar oprasingerers speshlee after K. Battul on de Alissher Kees Sooperwooman ting reesuntly…
Uh-oh, Ms. Battil did has a unforchunitt purrformints on dat show. I be finking maybee she awt to retier. Useded to has byootiful voice.
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Dere is sum berry hansum oprasingers out dere… maybee we cood ask Nathan Gunn, Dmitri Hvorostovsky, or Juan Diego Florez… Sum pritty ladeez too, liek Renee Fleming, fur wun. An dey all sounds byootimous.
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Juss an idea…
If u can’t be here and want to contribute, u can send it to me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com and I’ll post it for u. Just tell me ur screen name and whut u wanna say or sing.
Ai haz a mergensy adn nawt maek teh consert.
Mai borked wadder piep let me show U it.
pleh.
Oh noes!
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Ai hopes yew gets dat tew beh nawt ejermancee!
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Gud lux!
Ai toons up mai whistel, ai play wif da band? Ai donaets mah dismal talent tu da littel furry ones?
Da kittehs dey sings wif da musiks i maeks wif da whistel. Dey lieks da crismaz carels in da tradisional irish stitels! An sadly, da musik naut suffer frum off-toon accompanamints. Is ful of da kyootness.
redhed, I dunno how u does it.
at this point in my lief… I’d rather live under a bridge than live with my parentz. I has just bin independent for 2 long!!
I nawt had musch choyse inna mattur. It wuz ethur lib wif teh folks oar lib in teh car.
Teh folks’ has moar room. Nawt dat I ungrateful, but iz berry hard wen ur usta hazzin ur own playse.
iz onlee temp arrangmint, an life iz full o’ teh choicez muz making: sumting nawt gud nao fur sumting moz gud laterz. be remindering self: iz jus fur nao- iz onlee temporaree, ok?
its happy cat!
not so much, since the D-O-G…
I feer Happicat is gonna needa intervenshun…is ok, kitteh…mai fambily dribes me to drink, too!
as long as the drink isn’t battery acid, and doesn’t involve driving …
{{{COL}}}
yu can come to mai mommeh’s howse for TDay-she likes companies!
Aw, fanks, cSmalol….but ebberbuddy comes to mai howse to eat….I make dem do it dis way….cause ebberbuddy uzizs dere bestist manners at mai howse…or dey doan get to stay! I tell dem “BEE NISE OWR GO HOAM”…an dey ar all nise…at leest for a cuppla ours.
Wif fambly a cuppla ours uf peec iz teh best u cin hoep fur. Wif alla teh werk in maekin teh noms iz teh leest they cin do. That and halp wif teh dishes.
ANOM! Nsted ob passin owt inna frunt ob tb!
Happy Cat nawt luuk sew happy.
GMTA, rhsb!
Yesh, I fink Happy Cat losted hims happee wen him wuz redoosed tew habbin tew do teh Febreeze commershul, awl becuz ov hims elebenty-cheezburger-a-day nip habbit.
I knoes dat becuz I red it inna Nashunal Enkwirer!
Gud morning! Well it wuz gud til mai wadder line borked. Naow ai has tu hab teh plumber dig up teh yard. is teh pleh.
{{{W R r}}}} I hope da watur gets awl fixed up fast and dont cost tew mutch!
Gud moarnin, WRr.
Hao wuz ur evenin last nite? *wink*
a BIG slobbery stinky stoopy DOG
mai lives are over whinewhinewhine
but wait… ai has *pointy ends*! Ai will make da dawg wine wine wine
ooo yesh yesh muwahahaha I wheel hatch an ebil plan…
but afta I finnish gettin gud end dwunk
yus maek de dawg wine but onaly after ai maeks dis wine disupear
Oooh, oooh! A many waiz tie! This will be mai bery nawt second chance to lead a selly bearshun.
*puts on dancing shoes*
an’ a one two three – kick!
one two three – spin!
shimmy like my sister Kate
*sits down to rest for a minute*
Okay, I rummidged in kitchen and has cannoli and espresso for all!
Fangxu!
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*whispers “Dis beh mah nawt second, nawt second” *
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*big stoopy grin*
In dat caes, mai Ai wish u berry mennee congratshumalashunz! A nawt sekund nawt sekund is speshul, Ai finkso!
Fangxu, annipuss!
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sounds silli, ai noes, butt iz kinda beeg deal fur meh…
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maybeh nawt sew cleber as yer commint, butt ai waal get bedder da lawnger ai stayz in ICHC land…
Congrats BDM!
I dint realize this was ur furst!
We shud has something speshul to mark teh occashun…
*thinks*
How about Tokillya Sunrises? That’s a morning drink, rite?
Fangx!
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yepaifinxo, iz a morning drink!
BuddyDitzmore’s_mom, congrats on yor nawt sekkund nawt sekkund too! Is a beeg day, ifinkso! I haz bin nawt sekkund just a few tymes. It reelly mayks yor day.
Mah nawt sekkund nawt sekkund wuz abowt a yeer ago. I saw teh “no comments” and I wuz skeered! Flat owt skeered, I sez! But I typed in sumthing and then awl teh nyce peepuls caym and sillybrayted wit meh. It wuz FTW! Wuz a pikshor uv a kitteh with (soylent) milk on himz fayc and a sad look. So kyoot!
*beeg grin* berry kyoot kitteh, dat one!
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Yep, aifinxo, tew… ai hopin dis be a berry gud dai fur meh! Sert enlee maded mah morning!
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Yesh, ai waz nerbous, and mehbeh nawt sew funnee az ai hopeded, but at berry lease ai nawt sai da “f” werd.
Woohoo! I remmemmer MY berry nawt-sekund nawt-sekund….been a long time! Conga rat shoelaces, BDM!!!!
Fankx yew, CrazyOldLady!
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*joins Conga line*
ai cahn joyne de dansin? in honor uv tanksgibbon ai duz de turkee trot!
hop hop hop hop sidewais, upp awn de toeses, down awn de heelses, flik flik de feetses, trot-stop, trot-stop jazz-fethers!
Ohai Q! We haz nawt met. *extendz delikat blakk paw* U haz a tallunt foar teh selly bearshunz! “Shimmy like mai sister Kate”
**eers perk up**
Cannoli an espresso? YUM!
Nomnomnomnomnom…
Brekkie ov champyuns, aifinkso!
poor kitteh need catnip coktail
poor meh wun (hic) moar barkeep, den ai start 2 plot mai (hic) rebenge. REBENGE!!!!!
kitteh needs gud bartender to talk to.
needs to remindz kitteh all teh gud things about goggie.
ummm…
lemme see …
aha! yew will neber have to be blamed fer anyfing again. can blame it on the dog. werks ebery time.
wai tew see da brite side fleep!
ai sended yew a commint, but WP … well, yew noes….
Ohai, Philippe, if u sees momto6 out here, she just became bloo last nite. I told her u wud have somethin for her to commemorayte the occassion!
*big smilol*
egg salad! if ai seez her, ai will be giving her an award. thnq
Alsew, u nao can has a eber-prezint beetin-up dummee.
Enny tiem u feel lyk it, jes walk by teh gogie an go “whack” upside himz hed!
headbats! dat beh wot goggies gud fer…
teh sudden pounce-bite-bite-bite on the tail, starting frum under the sofa or on top of teh chair, iz also wreck o’mended.
An yoo get to know awl teh peepl in teh nayborhood when yoo takes them fur teh walkies.
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But wait. That wun duzn’t werk fur kittehs. Tho – it wud be cyoot seeing teh kitteh taiking the doggie fur a walk!
Mai kitteh will go for walkies with me on leash (kitteh on leash, not me). When we pass peepls in mai nayborhood I heer the kidz say “C – ai tolled u,” and theyr parenz say, “Well awr kitteh woodn’t doo it”
LOL! Dat iz one funneh image Meezer Mom!
hah ! meezer, yu onlee thinks itz da kitteh on da leash !
I edmitt taht its nevver mai ideah to crawl unner fenzes and behint busheses but somehow we aluys do.
cute, troo, but ai don’t noes how well it wud werk. doggie goes wun way, kitteh gets distracted by sunbeams, kitteh goes otter way, doggie stops to scrach, …
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and how r you? back frum yer trip? or still prizner of teh dial-up conecshun?
Dat srly look like happy cat!!!!
Happee cat needz moar happee
Dat luks moar liek a seeryus happy cat
Taht cat luks seeryus nawt happy
Itz Quartr t’three therez No one ine teh place ‘cept ypu and me… so set ‘em Joe,Ive got little story I wantz U to know… Kthxbai…
sew maek it wun fur mi baby an wun moar fur da road!
(i heart Etta James)
a few moar drinkies & kitteh mite bee channelin de lait grate Clarence Carter…..
♫ Ah’m awla lone & fancee free ♫
O, butt dat aint de wai ai wanna bee!
Gurl-kittehs git ur gaim up tite
Weer gunna hav a wing, ding doodle tonite! ♫
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Butt rite naow ♫
Ahm luukin fer a fox!
Ahm luukin fer a fox
Ahm luukin fer a fox, aahhhOOOOOOOOOOooooooo! ♫
Happy Cat Happy Hour!
i’d ratur hab teh bottle in frunt ub me, ten hab to hab teh frontil lobotomy!
Iz gud fur ew ifin ew naut taek tu mush! Da hangober is da ick!
good mornin, Cheezypeeps!
an happi dai-befaor- fangsgibben !
hope eberybodee be wiff da “famblee” dey moasts wantz tew be wif, eatin whateber dey likest moastests !
habbin a byootimus fire inna da fyreplaice, watching da DBD’s oar da football (pleh!)
for oar fwends in TTI- fried egg after fangsgibben is traditionally “black friday”- daddy is ff werk foar da holiday an stays hoem widda kidlets an mommy an her fwends goez out at 5 am to stand in line for stores opening at 6 or 7 am for the “official” beginning ob da xmas shoppin.
one yr ai wuz goe to werk on “black friday” (werked 4 gubermint-no friday holiday 4 mi!) an da wholl street wuz blocked by peeps tryin 2 getz der cars in da Target store parkin lawt at 6:30 am!
glad doze days is ober 4 mi !
kid iz awl growed up (well, as growed up as he gonna get ai guess!) no more “toyz r us” at midnite 4 mi!
awlso, this weekend b da “official” put-up-da-xmas-lights-onna-da-owtside-ob-da- howse days-
startin nxt week wi b dribin awound on da weekend lukin at awl da lights-
ai lubin dis tyme ob year
I stayin hoem awn Blak Fryday. Crowds? DO NAWT WANT! I wud end up onna noos, bein led out ov teh poleese stayshun, wif a cote ober my hed.
I’m with u rhsb!!
Teh crowds and teh traffic … pleh.
If I wants to shop, I’ll just hit ty booteek (if Im lukky)
Dis very eloquent wai discribse da holidai. Fanks fur da storis Sparkymom!
Ai stays hoem on da bwack Firdai tu.
Please ebery elbentytwentee haz saef an happee holidai!
Oh NOES!
Not teh dog. Anyfing but teh dog!
tee-hee, tee-hee!
lukkit lollllllllolololol, up der bein funni!
as if n e one pic cud eber “ruin” owr lolkittehs ! HAH!
An they gots baybee!
Dat iz not a reel kiddy. Reel kiddies dunna haf eyez laik dat.
Photoshopped! (hee hee *runsawayfas*)
Dat wud bepend upon da kitteh.
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Iffn yew wants tew be a troll, yew muss uz da troll rode, and pay us elebenty munnies.
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Oh, an we don feed da trolls, so no nomming allowed.
iz jus cause kitteh got beer-goggly eyez aifinkso.
Oveebusly, nawt habbed a gray (rushen bloo?) kitteh B4. Mosd ob dem habbing teh yelol ii’s, aifinkso
Yesh, Fiskshunkitteh; yuu bees soe rite: owr layte luuvelee Russhin Bloo kitteh hadded eiyes jes liek taht………*snif, snif*)
Happy Cat…is no longer happy…
Wait. Didnt dey alredy put dis same pic wit da same capshun on da homepage a while bak?
Happy Cat sez
“I can has moar cocktailz plz?”
Happee Cat bees cehleebraityng teh nite befoar Fanksgibbing alaung wif alla kollije kids hoem foar haulidaiy brake:
(Ai fink Kitteh wentid tuu Wuttsamatta U, alaung wif Bullwynkel & Rockee teh Skwirrul)
Is Happycat!
Professor happycat drinkz teh sorroze awayz
wut hapund to mah post. wuz hear, now gonzo. eye iz been monaturd.
Ah Mai Gawd, is dat teh original cheezburger kitteh?!
Hehe, I really enjoyed this one
Gz
Iz missd you Happycat!!!
Happycat haz fallen off teh wagn…again.
Your ethics are stellar and you made me laugh more than this damn caption. Don’t people know LOLCats are illiterate?!? And as my best LOLCat friend says, “And they can’t spell either!” How hard can it be, people, to be dumb?
*hmmmmmmmmmmmm*
*d’Beaker Labs hybrid car pulls up*
*Pd’B gets out*
*gets hammer*
*gets big sign*
*whack whack whack whack*
*puts hammer back in car*
*shakes head sadly*
*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*
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DO NAWT FEED TEH TROLLS
thnx
tsk tsk, dew nawt bee maikin meh warsh ur mouff owt wif soap. Lye soap.
ahm suprized de ’s-wurd’ maiks it inno de commintin, ai fout dere wuz filterin?
Mebbe lolllol goggie just duznt get joke?
Well, before we gets too far, just want to let y’all know I emailed teh cheezes to axe if this post cud be removed.. and alsew, I axed iffits possible to block a poster.
Maybee that’s meen, but imho itz just fitin fire wif fire.
Fankx yew, Phillip!
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Sumbodee hadtew.
WEEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOOOOWEEEEOOOO!
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*dribes up in hybrid ICHC polis car, lights flashing and sirens blaring*
*pulls ober da trolls*
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Yew be usin da troll rode wifout payin us elebenty munnies. Dats gainst da rulez.
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*issues tixet tew da tew trolls fur elebentytewnty munnies*
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Nao, ifn you donot play nis, and uz da troll rode again wifout payin, yew can lewz yr lysens tew play at awl. Ai’m juss sayin…
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*dribesawayberryfass, afore aneebodee relizez der no polis in ICHC*
dats not it.
Or if it iz, he’z just a masochist… coz this iz far frum hiz furst post, he almost never thinks they’re funneh, and he keeps coming back…
let me guess….
lolllllllllolololol’s capshun wuz ‘one more plz, i has hard day’
tihs wun mayde it 2 frunt payge insted.
poor bebbeh!
him nebber gets it. him comz arownd all teh time an nebber finks anyfings funny. i haz ishyood a challenje to him to maek a LOL ob himz own to sho us wut funny reely iz, but him haz nebber dun it. still waytin.
Well dun Leeza Ai fort abowt doin dat, bu Ai had to go an do sum pleh howsewerk!