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and in my tell-all book you shall be known simply as “the idiot I live with.”

u awlredde in dis book.

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This lolcat or funny picture was posted on Wednesday, November 26th, 2008 at 6:00 am.

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  1. annipuss says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    Dat’s teh troof

    Reply
  2. Valesa says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    what i has to put up with!

    Reply
    • burfday fairy says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:55 am

      ohai, burfday fairy gonna pop right in heer neer teh top (sorry, valesa!!) to brings teh HAPPEE BURFDAY greetings to all teh cheezfrenz, lolfrenz, noofrenz, lurkurfrenz, an trolz (mebbee) hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! i iz makin piez, so today i brings punkin pi, cherry pi, applol pi, applol-crannieberri pi (my speshulty :D ), choklit kreem pi, an lemming mering pi!! an hot choklit wif all teh fixins, an guddie bags wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, choklit turkees, return ob teh ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif ittybitty sparkly pensils for riting in tehm!! an puffy turkee stikkers wif googly eyes! an opposablol fums for teh kitteh down teh blok. an a speshul burfday song-n-dans for teh plz not to nom teh rodesnt consurt!!
      ♪♫♪ happy happy burfday ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ to all teh cheezy peeps ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ hoo haz tehms burfdays today ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ plz to haz a wunnerful sellybrayshun ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ wif all teh pi’z an hot choklit i haz bringed ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ an the lubly goodi bags ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ tehr iz no need to be nomming teh rodents, plz ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ wif all teh ovver tasty fings taht we gots ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ so fank yoo to not be nommin teh rodents ♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tap*
      ♪♫♪ an hab a happy happy burfday!! ♪♫♪♪♫♪♪♫♪
      *tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tappity tap*

      Reply
      • bluesfan473 says:
        November 26, 2008 at 7:37 am

        woo hooooooo! go burfdai fairy!!!!

        Reply
      • jd says:
        November 26, 2008 at 8:27 am

        *duzzent fink teh hedgehog sammwich in hiz pic haz ani rodents*

        Reply
      • Karen says:
        November 26, 2008 at 3:56 pm

        U maed teh piiz!! Didja no dat Peetr Persevel Pattersun hadz a pet piggy naemed Proky. Dis pet pig naemed Porky lubed teh piiz. Himz lubs pizza pii, pineapplol pii, pumpkin pii, pizza pii, minceed tartz. Adn Peetr Persevel Pattersun’s pet pig Porky ated teh pii 4 berkfast, pii 4 loonch, pii 4 dinnerz, adn pii b4 himz went 2 bbbbbbbed. Peetr Persevel Pattersun’s pet pig Porky lubed teh pii sew mush dat y knows wut himz did?
        .
        .
        .
        Himz popped.
        (wif apololjies to teh Peter Tork frum teh Monkees)

        Reply
  3. lolcatburglar says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    GP? Ur on!

    Reply
    • Guinness Piggeh says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

      * On A Dark adn Stormee Nite, GP was preparing fur teh beeg “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert *
      .
      STAWP Wriggloling! Stoopy Weesuls… Dere. Otay, nao yu is awl waring yur matchy lolycra ouwfits adn speshul collolars, plz tu put yur nummer playtes awn. Fankies. Ai has put a beeg pyle ob trash ober dere fur yu tu nom until ai cawls yu… plz tu nawt get in anee trubble! Uff…
      .
      * lolphone rings * Yesh? HUH! Whut yu meen? Well, juss put sum moar creem onnit! Huh? No, Mick… yur lips luk fyne, trust me! Uff…
      .
      O gud, teh YNGuinness Grrls adn Guys arr heer wib free Guinness fur ebberywon… Err, plz tu wait inna Nawty Barn fur nao. Fankies.
      .
      OMCC! Ware issa teh kayterers wib teh non-rodint baysed noms fur teh hongree kittehs??? Ah, dere yu is. Lemme see… Gushifud, Crunklifud, Sordid Chokklit Animules, Creem Pys, adn Shwimp Cocktayls – Egg Salad! Ai has set up taybles on LCB’s front lawn fur awl teh fud… yesh, ober dere… teh shinee wons! Uff…
      .
      EEP! ai had bedder get reddy!
      .
      * scampers off tu get outfit *

      Reply
      • Guinness Piggeh says:
        November 26, 2008 at 6:05 am

        * Teh lites inna JCH4K Ampitheatre go down *
        * GP scampers on mayn stayge waring Bloo Jeans, Cowboy Boots wib Matching Hat adn “Ai lubbs Bon Jobi” T-Shurt *
        * Micrololphone fudbak *
        .
        * weeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek *
        .
        Welcum welcum welcum tu teh “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert!
        .
        Wii issa heer tonite fur won nite ownlee tu rayze awarenuss ob teh plyte ob teh poor littlol furrehs taht get nommed ebbery dai by kittehs wib a hongree
        .
        Dere wheel be lawts ob musiclol nummers bai awl yur fayborite sillyebretees, free non-rodint baysed noms on LCBs lawn, YNG’s & YNG’s inna Nawty Barn wib free Guinness fur ebberywon adn a speshul layte nite show juss fur teh laydee cheezfrends!
        .
        Otay, wibowt furber ado… plz tu put yur paws togebber fur:
        .
        MICK ‘TEH LIPS’ JAGGEH!

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        • tessm says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:07 am

          w00t! w00t!

          Reply
        • Mick says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:07 am

          HAALLOO CHEEZLAND! ARR YU REDDY TU ROKK???
          .
          OKAY! LETS DU THIS THING!
          .
          * strut, strut, strut POUT *
          .
          durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
          durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
          .
          he ain’t got no-o…
          dur de dur
          nom pre-ven-shun…
          dur de dur
          he ain’t got no-o…
          dur de dur
          hed pro-tek-shun
          dur de dur
          .
          oh hii twied
          oh hii twied
          oh hii twied!
          OH HII TWIED!
          .
          he ain’t got no-o…
          dur de dur
          OH hii ain’t gawt NO…
          dur de dur
          wen he’s flyin – inna Chair
          chokklit possums – ober dere
          Hunnnert Dollar – Towel tu ware
          Yeah Yeah Yeah
          .
          durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
          durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
          .
          lissen wat ai sai!
          .
          durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
          durr durr – durr de durr – durr durr
          .
          he ain’t… gawt… no-o… wolf… pro-tek-shun
          he’s… onwle-e… gawt… a… marsh-mallooow…
          .
          heer comes L-C-B!
          dur de dur
          she has – a hon-gree!
          dur de dur
          oh nose, run! G-P!
          dur de dur
          ware is yur wolf-ee?
          dur de dur
          .
          OH, He ain’t GAWT NO…
          dur de dur
          NOM PRE-VEN-SHUN
          dur de dur
          NO, HE AIN’T GAWT NO…
          dur de dur
          HED PRO-TEK-SHUN
          dur de dur
          .
          he is DEE-LISHUS!
          dur de dur
          adn NOO-TRISH-US!
          dur de dur
          wib TAR-TAR SAUS!
          dur de dur
          OH YESH… YESH… YESH!
          dur de dur
          .
          * Mick gets dragged off stayge by angree Wolbes *

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        • skwirrlgrrl says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:07 am

          *eer peercing wistle*

          Reply
        • lolcatburglar says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:08 am

          *puts paws together*

          *crushes can of Guinness in teh process*

          *gestures for a YNG to bring moar*

          Reply
        • tessm says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:10 am

          ohai! pls 2 directify yur tenshuns to teh big skreens, wher we haz teh neks purformanse beemed in by satellyte alla way from TTI!!!

          Reply
        • midnightsdeer says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:15 am

          *clapity clap!*

          Reply
    • rhsb says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:02 am

      **whispurrs** Shud I nawt tell him I eetin ham foar lunsch?

      Reply
    • tessm says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:11 am

      Do They Noes It’s Dinnertyme?
      Aplologies to Bob Geloldof and Midge Ur
      Sung by Band Ayd
      Singalong at youtube.com:
      paste in search box 8jEnTSQStGE
      .
      (chimes ringing)
      (Phil Colollins drumming)
      .
      Paul YouNG
      It’s dinnertime,
      There’s no need to be afrayd
      At dinnertime,
      We take delite in the frenz we’ve made
      .
      BoY N George
      And wif a squirrel or bunny,
      Kittehs share a smyle of joy
      Throw your paws arownd a mole
      Or porcupine!
      .
      George Michaelol
      But pls don’t prey
      Prey on the littlol wuns
      At dinnertyme it’s hard,
      .
      Simon LolBon
      but when ur nomming noms,
      There’s a squirrel outside ur window
      .
      Sting joins
      And she’s full of dread and fear
      That the kitteh’s only wanting to
      .
      Bono Vox joins
      Be nomming on her ears
      And the dinner bell that’s ringing
      Is the clanging chimes of doom
      .
      Bono Vox
      Well, tonite we only nom on gushifuds!
      .
      Group
      And there won’t be voles in Africat this dinnertyme
      The greatest dish we’ll get is in our bowls
      (Oooh) Where you won’t find a rat
      Nor a chipmunk, mouse or bat
      U wouldn’t noes it’s dinnertyme at all
      .
      Paul YouNG and group
      Heer’s to u – raise a glass foar guinee pigs!
      Heer’s to them – beevers, shrews and prairee dogs!
      Nootria and weezels and hedgehogs!
      .
      (chymes and instrumental synthesizer interlood)
      (wun, too, free, foar!)
      .
      Chorus (group)
      Leave teh squirrels
      Don’t eet the squirrels
      .
      Leave teh squirrels
      Even though it’s dinnertyme again
      Don’t eet the squirrels
      Even though it’s dinnertyme again
      .
      Leave teh squirrels
      Even though it’s dinnertyme again
      Don’t eet the squirrels
      Even though it’s dinnertyme again
      .
      (repeet and fayde)

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    • lolcatburglar says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:13 am

      Squirrel Nutkin steps on stage, all dressed in white. He sits down atta white piano (it has black keys, tho, so donot beez teh worry). Miss Suzy teh little gray skwerl sits silently at his side. He begins to play and sing a haunting tune wif simple yet poynent lyrics.
       
      Imagine
      (wif aplologies to John Onoes Lennon)
       
      Sing along: youtube.com/watch?v=jEOkxRLzBf0 – copy and paste or click on LCB’s name in bloo next to her pic
       
      Imagine there’s no menu
      Of rodents u can try
      No breading on us
      No side of slaw and fries
      Imagine all teh meals
      Served without hamsters
       
      Imagine there’s abstention
      From gnawing on our bods
      Chipmunks remain un-filleted
      And no nutria stew
      Imagine all rodentia
      Staying in one piece
       
      U may say I’m delicious
      But I’m not for u to chomp
      I hope someday u will spare us
      And the skwerls will be unnommed
       
      Imagine no gustation
      Of prairie dogs and rats
      No need to feed ur hunger
      On guinea pigs or mice
      Imagine all carnivores
      Sparing all gerbils
       
      U may say I’m delicious
      But I’m not for u to chomp
      I hope someday u will spare us
      And the skwerls will live unnommed

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    • tessm says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:23 am

      *frum anuvver stayge, comes fayntlee teh chorus uv “Don’t Eet teh Guinee Pigs!” by Chris deBurger*
      Don’t eet teh guinee pigs!
      Don’t byte teh porcupynes!
      Don’t chase the prariee dogs!
      And don’t nom the littlol myce…

      Reply
    • lolcatburglar says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:25 am

      On still yet another stage, teh irrepressible Mick has been joined by Alvin and teh Chipmunks and is singing a version of “Under My Thumb”

      Please do not nom
      Teh skwers who scamper around
      Please do not nom
      Gopher who live underground

      *Microphone goes ded at this point*

      Reply
      • Mick says:
        November 26, 2008 at 6:30 am

        * grabs chipmunks and runs off *

        Reply
        • tessm says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:37 am

          … because teh chipmunks r needed to sing bakup foar the nekst akt!
          —————————————

          Chipmunks
          Aplologies to David Bowie
          Singalong at youtube.com:
          paste in search box _COXq-9mjbc
          (mayke sure u gets the _ in frunt uv teh C)
          .
          Oh yeah… Mmmmmm!
          Still don’t know whut I wuz thinking uv
          When I chaysed that chipmunk down
          A million dead-end streetz and
          By teh tyme I caught him finallee
          It seemed teh tayste was not so sweet
          So I took it to my hoomin
          But when she caught a glimpse
          Uv teh gift that I had brought her – well –
          She didn’t seem to lyke it much
          .
          Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
          (rodents tayste so strange)
          Ch-ch-chipmunks
          Hmph… guess I’ll have to eat it myself tehn
          Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
          (rodents tayste so strange)
          Ch-ch-chipmunks
          Just gonna hav to choke it down tehn
          I’m nawt hungree
          But I can’t wayste fud
          .
          It’s looking at me with those eyez – well
          It would be, if it were
          still alive and everything…
          I guess I’ll call it steak tartare,
          But still teh tayste is more like game
          And those portions that I spat out —
          Well, I just couldn’t eat it all
          I’ll just leave it on teh doormat
          Teh parts that’s left of what I tryed to chew
          .
          Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
          (rodents tayste so strange)
          Ch-ch-chipmunks
          Think I’m gonna throw up sum chunkybitz
          Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
          (rodents tayste so strange)
          Ch-ch-chipmunks
          Where’z sum shoes
          I really need to get rid of this
          Can chipmunks go bad?
          This thing taystes PLEH
          .
          Tayste bud sensations nawt thrilling me
          This chipmunk is mayking me… hik… hik… hyuuk hyuuk hyuuk
          .
          Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
          (rodents tayste so strange)
          Ch-ch-chipmunks
          R u rilly gonna eat that?
          Ch-ch-ch-ch-chipmunks
          (rodents tayste so strange)
          Ch-ch-chipmunks
          Pretty soon I think ur gonna wanna upchuk
          U cud nom him
          But he won’t tayste gud
          I sed that U cud nom him
          But he will tayste PLEH…

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    • lolcatburglar says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:38 am

      Sir Lolton John takes the stage. He is dressed in gray sequins, with a floofy skwerl tail attached at the tushie. He has once again trotted out “Candle in the Wind” and re-worked the lyrics to honor a fallen tragic figure. Get ur hankies reddy, guise, this one is a reel weeper.
       
      Gift for a Hoomin
       
      (Sing along: youtube.com/watch?v=Uvux60fqNU8 – copy and paste or click LCB’s bloo name next to her pic)
       
      Goodbye, Field Mouse
      Though I never knew u at all
      You met teh fate that oft befalls
      Rodents that kittehs maul
      U crawled out of teh woodworks
      And a kitteh upon u gained
      He picked u up by ur neck
      And he played his deadly game
       
      (Chorus)
      And itz sad to see u end ur life
      As a gift for a hoomin
      Never knowing u’r in her shoo
      When her foot steps in
      And I would have liked to have saved u
      Ur death makes me see red
      Teh kitteh kilt u just for show
      And left u in some Keds
       
      Pussycat played rough
      He roughhoused u and called it “play”
      He chased u all over the living room
      And gave u a fright all day
      And u tried to hide
      But the puss still hunted u
      All teh papers had to say
      Was that Field Mouse was found in a shoo
       
      (Chorus)
      And itz sad to see u end ur life
      As a gift for a hoomin
      Never knowing u’r in her shoo
      When her foot steps in
      And I would have liked to have saved u
      Ur death makes me see red
      Teh kitteh kilt u just for show
      And left u in some Keds
       
      Goodbye, Field Mouse
      Though I never knew u at all
      You met teh fate that oft befalls
      Rodents that kittehs maul
       
      Goodbye, Field Mouse
      From teh Cheezpeeps at icanhascheezburger
      Who see u as something moar than comical
      Moar than just a furry cadaver
       
      (Chorus)
      And itz sad to see u end ur life
      As a gift for a hoomin
      Never knowing u’r in her shoo
      When her foot steps in
      And I would have liked to have saved u
      Ur death makes me see red
      Teh kitteh kilt u just for show
      And left u in some Keds
       
      And I would have liked to have saved u
      Ur death makes me see red
      Teh kitteh kilt u just for show
      And left u in some Keds

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    • lolcatburglar says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:47 am

      *Teh Hampsterdance hamsters has just finished their preformance over on Stage Elebenty, back behind teh Port-Johns*

      Reply
    • lolcatburglar says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:56 am

      In order to get teh big production number in before we hit 200 comments and brake teh thred, risers have been set up on teh stange and celebrity rodent members of R.U.S.E. (Rodents Unwilling to Stay Eated) begin to file in. In ones and twos they step up to teh microphone to join in signing an anthem of solidarity.
       
      We Are teh Skwerls
      (wif aplolgies to Michlol Jackson and Jeebuscristitzalionel Richie)
       
      (Sing along: youtube.com/watch?v=Jcrwu6WGoMs – copy and paste or click LCB’s name in bloo next to her pic)
       
      There comes a time when u are furry and small (Stuart Little)
      When rodents must stand together as one (Stuart Little/Ratbert)
      There are critters dying (Ratbert)
      Oh, and it’s time to lend a paw to life (Basil teh Siberian Hamster)
      The bestest gift of all (Basil/Chuck E. Cheese)
       
      U can’t go on ingesting day by day (Chuck E. Cheese)
      And rodents we love become kitteh fud (Scabbers)
      We’re all a part of the CheezPeep family (Mighty Mouse)
      And teh truth (Rocket J. Squirrel)
      You know we really don’t taste gud (Mighty Mouse/Rocket J. Squirrel)
       
      ( CHORUS )
      We are the skwerls, we are chinchillas
      We are chipmunks, jerboas and hamsters u must stop nomming (Mickey Mouse)
      Is that sauce ur making? We scamper for our lives. (Minnie Mouse)
      It’s true we’re not nootrishus, no, and we taste PLEH (Mickey Mouse/Minnie Mouse)
       
      Well, order pizza so u’ll have something to nom (Samuel Whiskers)
      And our lives will be fun and stress-free (Samuel Whiskers/Rizzo the Rat)
      If ur still hongry then has a cheezburger (Rizzo)
      And don’t forget to axe for extry cheez (Fievel Mouskewitz)
       
      ( REPEAT CHORUS )
      We are the skwerls, we are chinchillas (Topo Gigio)
      We are chipmunks, jerboas and hamsters u must stop nomming (Benjy Mouse)
      Is that sauce ur making? We scamper for our lives. (Frankie Mouse)
      It’s true we’re not nootrishus, no, and we taste PLEH (Templeton)
       
      When there’s hongry cats there seems no hope at all (Mickey Mouse)
      But if we all are strong and try to stand up tall (The Brain)
      Weeek weeek weeek weeek, they’ll realize that they are rong to nom (Guinness Piggeh)
      When we (Pinky)
      Stand together as one (Pinky/The Brain/GP)
       
      (REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE )
       
      (Other celebrity rodent performers doing additional vocals and singing in teh chorus: Chip ‘n Dale, DangerMouse and Penfold, Secret Squirrel, Benny Beaver from Oregon State University, Algernon, Dormouse from Alice in Wonderland, Hammy Hamster, the Angry Beavers, Anna Maria Whiskers, Sulu from Captain Underpants, Ignatz Mouse, Conker the Squirrel, Three Blind Mice, Sniffles, Nick and Fetcher, Ben, Splinter, Tom Thumb and Hunca Munca, Slappy Squirrel, Alvin, Simon and Theordore, Remy and Emile, Speedy Gonzales, Mr. and Mrs. Beaver, Jerry, Scrat, Herman Vermin and an assortment of ROUSs.)

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  4. rhsb says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    I doin teh bestest I can!

    Reply
  5. jk2kitteh says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    he knoes wen u’ve bin gud oar bad

    Reply
  6. tessm says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    ai mite needz sum halps wiv teh typin, tho… u free?

    Reply
  7. Guinness Piggeh says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    nao, taek dese off adn get me gushifud!

    Reply
  8. cweenmj says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    *Enterz waring a lubblee lilak silk gown wif beeded lace *
    *on deh Empire wayst adn on deh cuffz *
    *Deh tiara b glittering wif duzinz uv amathystz*
    .
    I b sew pleezed tu attending dis consert tu benefit ower furry liddlol
    frenz hoo r not nomz!!
    .
    Speshul greetingz tu Skwirrkgrrl adn Guinness Piggeh hoo haz werkinged so hard tu oargineyezinged dis wudnnerful ebent.
    .
    *Smilolz and wavingz tu ebbreewun az she sittingz down.*

    Reply
  9. BuddyDitzmore's_mom says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:01 am

    Nao bring meh cheezburgers an wyteout

    Reply
  10. lolcatburglar says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:02 am

    Pore kitteh, looks like he has sore throat.

    Reply
  11. skwirrlgrrl says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:02 am

    *SNERK*

    Reply
    • tessm says:
      November 26, 2008 at 7:22 am

      *over on alternate stayge, soundz uv Kenny Lolggins and teh gopher frum Caddyshak*
      .
      I’m all rite
      Nobuddy wurry bout me
      .
      everybuddy twist!

      Reply
  12. gremlin says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:03 am

    *gitz up on wun uf teh stages, lukking a liddel nervus*

    Is this teh “open mikrophone” area? OK, thankx.

    *strums a smawl gittar, kleers throat*

    Is this thing on? *tap tap, reverb feedbak*

    I haz a liddel tynee song ayd lyke to sing, to teh toon uv “Thank You For Being a Friend.”

    *kleers throat agin nervusslee; then starts to sing with a full hart*

    Thank yoo for bein cheez-frenz.
    Traveld down teh Innernets and bak agen.
    What fun we haz on eech LOL wher we gadabowt!

    Aym not ashamed to say
    I hope ICHC will always stay this way.
    Peeps awl over teh whurld – havin fun, no dowt!

    And if yoo threw a partay,
    Invited every peep yoo knew,
    Yoo wuld see teh biggest gift wuld be frum me
    And teh kard attached wuld say:

    Thank yoo for bein cheez-frenz!

    If it’z a smiol yoo lack,
    Ayll bet yooll find that yoov got it bak!
    A laff and a frend enny tyme uv teh day or nite.

    And when we awl git older
    With slowing step and fur turnd gray
    Hav no feer, if ICHC’s still here
    I will stand reel klose and say:

    Thank yoo for bein cheez-frenz!

    *tayks a liddel bow, blows kisses to teh krowd*

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    • tessm says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:05 am

      ooooh! clappity-clappity! gud job!
      is alwayz hard to be show opener….!

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      • cweenmj says:
        November 26, 2008 at 6:07 am

        And such a fitting song!! *wipez liddlol tear wif hankee*
        Cheezfrenz b deh bestest frenz!!

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        • skwirrlgrrl says:
          November 26, 2008 at 6:35 am

          Leeza/Skwirrlgrrrl walks onto the stage. She is dresst all in blak..
          Pants, shurt, and a little blak beret. Itz a Cat Hipburn luk.
          Ohai gremlin, this is Stage 2, rite??
          Give gremlin a hand, everyboddie!!!
          *waits for applause to dye down*
          *ahem*
          I has some poetrees to resite.
          *waits for audiense to kwiet down*
          .
          *Assumes dramatik pose and recites:*
          .
          Onse in a lifetime
          All peeple come together
          And they nom as one.
          .
          *Pawses*
          .
          Some may not get it.
          They calls themselves carnivores.
          We calls tehm EBIL!
          .
          Oh plz Ceiling Cat..
          Grant mercee to us small onez
          Smite the meet eeters!
          (or, just gives them a hedbat.)
          .
          Den we shall has peese.
          Alll throughout the cheez -e-land
          And all shall be frenz.
          .
          *dramatickally bows hed*
          .
          And NOW, a song!!
          .
          *First verse pirated off the innertubes and um, revised. No author ref wuz given*
          *2nd verse, dat’s originalol*
          .
          OWED TO A SKWIRRL
          (to the tune of “The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze”)
          .
          She flies throught the air
          With the greatest of ease.
          A lovelee young skwirrl
          In the land of the cheez!
          Her thick, floofy tail
          Helps her balance and steer.
          And itz very attracktiv,
          Yesh! Tres chic, m’deer!

          Oh why wud a kitteh
          Make noms out of hur
          She’s hardlee a mouthful
          Beneeth all the fur!
          So kittehs be kind to
          Ur small furreh frendz
          And keep to urselfs
          Ur teef and pointee ends!
          .
          *Curtseez*

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          • lolcatburglar says:
            November 26, 2008 at 6:37 am

            *snaps fingers, beetnik style*

            Reply
          • Guinness Piggeh says:
            November 26, 2008 at 6:38 am

            * lukks awn in awe *

            Reply
          • gremlin says:
            November 26, 2008 at 6:38 am

            Woot woot! Letz heer it for teh skwirrl! Yay! Gud jawb!

            Reply
          • tessm says:
            November 26, 2008 at 6:55 am

            oh, lyke, wow, man. that’s… that’s… lyke, deep, u noes? HEAVY.
            *standz in silent appresheeayshuns*

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          • Phillipe d'Beaker says:
            November 26, 2008 at 7:10 am

            *stage goes dark except fer wun deep bloo spotlight*
            Igor cums out.
            black leather.
            studs and spikes.
            grumpy expression.

            Igor tells me that he has written, and will perform, teh No Nomming the Rodent Bloos. Ai donut noe wut this will be like, but …

            well ai woked up this morning
            looking fer sumfing to nom

            yes ai woked up this mowrning
            looking fer sumfing to nom

            all ai cud see wuz rodents
            and tehy tolded me ai cudnnt’ have eben one.

            so ai took off running
            fast as ai cud fly

            yes ai tookedd off runing
            fast as ai cud fly

            ai wuz looking fer a small plump herbivore
            wun that ai cud try

            ai has a hungree and
            itz got me awn my knees

            oh yes, ai has a hungree
            and itz hasing me awn my knees

            ai gotz teh no-rodents-fer-lunchtime blooz
            and itz killin me by degrees

            ai’m gonna try me sum tofu
            and sum salad and sum sprouts

            oh yes ai’m nomming me sum tofu
            and ai’m chewing awn the sprouts

            but teh rodents be so much more delishus and nootrishus
            that they had better just watch outs

            ai’z gonna jumps awn them and bite ‘em
            and they .s.sa.s……..

            *feedback*
            *security grabs Igor*
            stop it… lemme go!! ai’m nawt dun wif mai song ….

            well ai woked up this morning
            looking fer sumfing to nom

            yes ai woked up this mowrning
            looking fer sumfing to nom

            all ai cud see wuz rodents
            and tehy tolded me ai cudnnt’ have eben one.

            so ai took off running
            fast as ai cud fly

            yes ai tookedd off runing
            fast as ai cud fly

            ai wuz looking fer a small plump herbivore
            wun that ai cud try

            ai has a hungree and
            itz got me awn my knees

            oh yes, ai has a hungree
            and itz hasing me awn my knees

            ai gotz teh no-rodents-fer-lunchtime blooz
            and itz killin me by degrees

            ai’m gonna try me sum tofu
            and sum salad and sum sprouts

            oh yes ai’m nomming me sum tofu
            and ai’m chewing awn the sprouts

            but teh rodents be so much more delishus and nootrishus
            that they had better just watch outs

            ai’z gonna jumps awn them and bite ‘em
            and they .s.sa.s……..

            *feedback*
            *security grabs Igor*
            stop it… lemme go!! ai’m nawt dun wif mai song ….

            Sorry folks, that didn’t go so well. But for our next act …

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      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:
        November 26, 2008 at 8:24 am

        ;) What cweenmj said iz so troo! There reelee iz no where elze awn erth to meet peeple an rodents laiks these wuns heer!
        .
        Ai am so prowd to know ebreewun heer!

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    • carosue says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:06 am

      Clappity clapity clap!

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    • BuddyDitzmore's_mom says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:07 am

      *clappity clappity clappity floofy paws*
      *whistles reelly lawd*
      *clappity clappity clappity floofy paws*

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    • Maggsuverhoomun says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:11 am

      clappity clappity clap!!!!
      Whoooo hoooooo
      woot woot
      Tahts a berry excellent sawng Gremlin

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    • rhsb says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:12 am

      **standz up an clapps wildlee**

      BRAVO! BRAVO!

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    • gremlin says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:17 am

      Fankyoo, yor a wunnerful krowd! Yor verreh generous! {{cheezfrenz}}

      I am so graytful, I duzzint has teh wurds to express it properly . . .

      *gits orf teh stage, happily joyns in teh dantzing and nomming*

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    • nicewitch says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:19 am

      Byootimus!!!!! **clapclapclapclapclappityclapclap**

      Reply
    • lolcatburglar says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:27 am

      *LCB twirls happily in flowy, chiffon-y Stevie Nicks-y outfit*

      That was teh super and teh duper, Gremlin!

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  13. Phillipe d'Beaker says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:06 am

    d’Beaker arrives fer concert. Has circa 1978 GratefullyDed t-shirt wif teh tie-die desines, teh bell-bawtom pants an teh hedband. Luks slitely confuzilled, just like in 1978.
    Igor is coming later. Himz in teh goth metal outfit. Has been practicing peercings in teh labs, late at nite. No, yew donut wanto to noes. Trusts me. But hims mohawk is the bomb, wif teh spikey hair sticking up in an attractive shade of … well … has nawt been seen on hair before ai finkso.
    Let the myoosic begins.

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  14. jexxa says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:08 am

    omgsh. teh kitteh luks lyk muh awnt… jus wiffowt teh pepmynt kandeez.

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    • carosue says:
      November 26, 2008 at 6:12 am

      Dis kitteh luks like she or he has a misspent past. The idoit she lives wif canz rite a buk in re-tail-iation telling The Real Truf! Like what happened at the previous conset fer teh tiny not-noms. Did tey ever find dat feaffer tipped riding whip, den?

      U can discuss dis in teh intermission. Hush–the nex ackt iz about to start!

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  15. rhsb says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:08 am

    **enters wearin lubly royal bloo silk/satin gown dat litelee grazez teh floor, tehre iz clevidj, but nawt tackee clevidj**
    **shoos are nise heels an teh toesies are paynted tew match teh gown**
    **hares is swept up into loose Fronsch knot, wif curlee tendrils hangin heer an there**
    **diamonz are eberyware – eers, neck, braselett, awn shoos**

    Ohai! I’m sew glad tew be heer tew support owr lublee rodent-ial frenz.

    I has teh kweshtun: iz teh cheez-mens gonna danse? I brot mai munnies in witch tew, um….. contribyoot tew teh cawze.

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  16. Tribble says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:10 am

    Whut u meen u iz suddenlee tu much of an idiot to find teh gushey fud stor?

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  17. parrothead says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:15 am

    *”breeving hard**
    Ai haz arriffed fur teh concurt!! Hope is not tu late! Wuz in parking lot…um…umm… preparing, yeah, thatz it…. DAWRN, ai mizzed Mick! Evereewun luks luvly!

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  18. Karen says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:19 am

    /strike/test/-strike/

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  19. carosue says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:19 am

    Iz The Whomping Willows going to come and singz a song? Matt has the BEST songs about teh underdogs in lifes. Or in dis case, teh under rodents. A man who writes lyrics lik dis is just what we need! “We’ll be jus like Romeo and Juliet except not quite as dead…” “I need a word dat rhymes wif branches..sumthing better than Horatio Sanchez, ooooOOOooo!”

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  20. nicewitch says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:36 am

    Stoopid ($%#&&%*($ WP bin nommin mai commints fer daes an daes an daes!!! Ai bean awlmos wittee n ebriting, butt **giglol – ai sed ‘butt’** ai gos tu mennee imbisibols.

    **snifl**

    Ai wanna b ats teh consit wif ebrwun elfs. Nawt wanna stae hoam an has a imbisibol.

    **snifl sum moar**

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  21. Korin says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:36 am

    Wowzers… dat kitteh has teh scawy eyes!

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  22. parrothead says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:38 am

    Iz der a concessshun stand at dis ebent? Iz NAWT luuking for noms, jest drinkies to go wif my danses to awl dis wunnerful meeyewzic.

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  23. bluesfan473 says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:46 am

    Mai ai sing? *apologiez 2 James Taylor*

    When youre down and trubbled
    And you need a helping hand
    And prediters, o prediters r trine 2 munch u,
    Close your eyes and think of me
    And soon I will be there
    To defend u eben in de darkest nights.

    You just call out my name,
    And you know whereever I am
    Ai’ll come running wif a kwikness, oh yeah baby
    To smack dem wif a beeg stik.
    Winter, spring, summer, or fall,
    All you have to do is call
    And Ill be there, an ai wont nibble u yeah, yeah, yeah.
    Youve got a friend.

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  24. luvscatsva says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:51 am

    Thanks to all for the great songs and poems- ai haz to go bak to werk- carry on de cauz of Rodent Not-Nomming!

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  25. Cassidy says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:53 am

    *Enterz waring ornj an bloo owtfit*
    O waitaminnit, teh footbawl game isn’t until Caturday…
    .
    Dis partee is sew mush fun!
    *Raises glass uv , uh, glass uv water*

    Iss gud consert! An maybee naow teh kittehs will unnerstan why dey shuddent nom teh rodents. Wood be a shaem if all dat werk went fur nuttin.
    .
    Cheerz to GP an teh committeh!

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  26. bluesfan473 says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:01 am

    Hay GP dis consert iz de bestest!

    Aifinkso wii r heddin fer de pleh 200 commints sew doan fergit 2 bee clikin de “show all” fing er u mite miss owt awn sum uv de funz!

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  27. KAMERUN SCOOP says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:02 am

    Yo, Cat connection with glasses !

    http://www.agoravox.fr/article.php3?id_article=47838

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  28. Bard says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:10 am

    I have never seen such intense yellow eyes in my life.

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  29. skwirrlgrrl says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:13 am

    And before teh big 200 commint thred borking, plz join me in a toast to LCB and GP and tessm, wot a GRATE job putting together this benifit!
    *Razes big glass of Guinness*
    We razed… *cownts* elebenty duzzen munneys for non-rodint-nomming educashuns.
    *turns to teh back of teh house*
    And a BIG thank u to all teh support staffs!! Liting, sownd… cudnt has done it without u!!
    *turns bak around*
    Hay.. where’d teh munnies go??

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  30. West River Rat says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:16 am

    …awn teh stage at teh NB.

    Teh Chippy n dells dans awn as teh myoosic starts.

    Gopher

    I saw it officer,
    it looked prehistoric …

    There’s a gopher in my pants
    And it does a nasty dance
    When it moves in and out
    Everybody starts to shout

    gopher, aaaah gopher, aaaah
    Get outta here gopher!
    gopher! gopher!
    Get outta here gopher!

    There’s a gopher in my pants
    And It does a nasty dance
    When it sees the light of day
    You can here the people say

    Oh no, a gopher! Oh no, a gopher!
    Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant gopher
    gopher! gopher!
    Oh no, a giant gopher!

    Shut the window, bolt the door!
    Don’t wanna see that gopher no more!

    There’s a gopher in my pants
    And it does a modern dance
    When it comes into a room
    People hit it with a broom

    Take that gopher! Take that gopher!
    Take it! Take it! Take that you awful thing!
    Take that aaah! Take that aaah!
    Take it! Take it! Take that you naughty thing!

    And they don’t wear pants on the other side of France
    But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts

    gopher! gopher! Oh gee, a great big gopher

    There’s a gopher on the run and it wants to have have some fun
    When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare
    The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek
    When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak

    Gosh would you look at that thing
    And I thought dinosaurs were extinct

    Aaaaah!

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  31. Guinness Piggeh says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:30 am

    * drags in Rabid Weesuls waring Lolycra running owtfits adn nummer playtes *
    .
    Otay, rollol up, rollolup… awl teh hongree kittehs get reddy…
    .
    Teh Weesuls wheel run run runveryfast twice arownd teh nawty barn, awl teh wai up LCB’s lawwwwng dribeway, splash thru teh JCH4K fowntain adn den run run runveryfast back tu heer.
    .
    Plz tu feel free tu chase chase chase
    .
    3… 2… 1…
    .
    * lets weesuls go *

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  32. Srwy Sparrow says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:48 am

    Srwy sparrow hops in. Coks hed to one side? Kin ai hav teh open mic fer jus a minit? We berds iz nommed bai kittehs tew. Hers meh sad story:
    *Takes deep bref…sings timidly*
    .
    Ai am a nom of constant sorrow
    Ai’ve seen nommin all my day.
    Ai bid farewell to teh nommin diner
    The place where I was nawt but ate.
    .
    Fur six long munths aiz been in hidin
    No kittehs here hab found meh
    Fer in this world ai’m bound ta ramble
    I hab cheezfrends to halp me now.

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  33. Tidmum says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:52 am

    * ..wanders in, wearing a deliteful array of Chrissmuss wrapping paper, tinsel an bowages…*
    Sorry for teh weeird clobing arrangement, an beein late to teh concer. I ahs been wrappin seekrit stuff fer teh Farmer Christmas for howers!! I losed trak ob time :shock:
    I cannawt sing, so I will spare yoo awl teh Horror ob dat…But I has a qwestyun.
    Has teh Fat Laydee singed yet?..
    Juss wunnerin…
    .
    You Guize ROCK!!!!!! Fankyoo for teh most brillyunt Concert I hab ebbber heerd. AN I is warin mah gnoo Ears so I heerd it Lowd an kleer :grin: …Pass teh Parrotseed plz?

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    • Guinness Piggeh says:
      November 26, 2008 at 8:19 am

      ohai Tidmum; ai has nawt herd no fat laydee yet… aifinkso dere steel be lawts of teh phun tu be had!

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      • tidmum says:
        November 26, 2008 at 8:22 am

        Whooohoooo :grin:
        I habbin stoopy pooter prollems too. Mah commentsis appear, tehn diskappear an I nawt show up in Who be tawkin most ob teh time eever :sad:
        But I can still reed awl teh Fun..* Puts party hat awn and swigs a alkyhollik bebberij*..

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  34. creepycrawley says:
    November 26, 2008 at 7:55 am

    where did his ears go?

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  35. gammacat says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:02 am

    *runs up*
    Stoopy work. who has meeting on day b4 fansgibing?
    concert is amazin. Congrats to all orgamizers!
    *sees weezuls*
    ooh shinny!
    *runrunrunpounce!*
    Ment to miss! Reawwy!

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  36. Hugh_G_Manatee says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:04 am

    *swims into the thread* Sorry I’m late! Anyone need splashing? No? Good!

    I’d like to recite a poem I wrote for this wonderful occasion, sorry it’s not very good. *ahem ahem*

    Our friends are not for nomming
    They’re so small and cute.
    When the hunger strikes you
    Why not nom some fruit?

    Small and furry
    Soft and sweet
    They’re for hugging
    Never never to eat!

    Little furries are our pals
    Friendships we should forge
    We should pet and love them
    And maybe call them George!

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  37. nicewitch says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:10 am

    Halp! HHAAAALLPPP!!!! Ai r trien tu b wif eberiwun at teh consit, butt **gigglol – ai sed ‘butt’** ai has a normus imbisibol – aiz had dis terbol imbisibol fur daes an daes!!!

    Y stoopi WP nawt liek mii enneemoars?? Ai bin gud … um … k … ai bin moasly gud … well …. ai nawt bin as bad as ai cudda bin! Der!!

    **sniflol**

    Ai wanna b wif ebriwun at teh consit. **sniflol** Ai nawt wanna stae hoam an b imbisibol bai maiselfs. **sniflol** Sumbudee pls tu halp mi? **sniflol** Pls??

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  38. Hugh_G_Manatee says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:11 am

    Would someone please fill my moat with some of that free Guinness I’ve been hearing about?

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    • Guinness Piggeh says:
      November 26, 2008 at 8:17 am

      * motions tu YNGuinness Grrls tu back truk up next tu Hugh’s moat *
      .
      Otay, turn on teh tap! Dere yu go Hugh, awl teh Guinness yu can dwink!
      .
      Ai has tu go nao, fankies tu awl teh cheezfrends fur anudder uh-maze-ing ebent!
      .
      Speshul fankies tu Skwirrlgrll fur habbing teh ideeya inna nawt sekkund plaice adn lolcatburglar adn tessm fur halping tu rite teh sawgns adn tu ebberywon else hu tukk tu teh stayge tu sing a sawng oar du a dans dans dans.
      .
      Teh stoopy weesuls is steel running arownd sumware in lolycra running soots so plz tu be feline free tu chase chase chase dem awl yu want!
      .
      O, adn fur teh grrl cheezfrends, aifinkso teh Chip n’ Dales arr putting awn a show inna Nawty Barn layter – PG-13!
      .
      {{{Cheezfrends}}}

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      • gammacat says:
        November 26, 2008 at 8:23 am

        For he’s a jolly good GP! For he’s a jolly good GP!
        For he’s a jolly good GP!
        Who you should never nom!
        No, when exactly is the NB show?

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      • bluesfan473 says:
        November 26, 2008 at 8:23 am

        Wat a wunnerful jawb uv wranglin dis sho u did GP an Skwirlgrll an LCB an tessm an ebree wun elze!!! It wuz sew mush fun!! Ai haz 2 leev naow so ai wishin (tew thoze whoo sillybrate it) a bery Happee & Cheezy Thanksgibbon tew awl!

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    • kerrykatz4 says:
      November 26, 2008 at 8:19 am

      *Directs tanker truk to moat*
      Swim free, drink free, we awl agree…Mr. Manatee!!!

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  39. Teh Trus says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:14 am

    hous abous “mi idjet sirVANT”?

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  40. gammacat says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:19 am

    *run to Guinness van. Fills Hugh barrel. runs back to moat*
    Wew. that was hard work.
    *drinks from barrel*
    I mean, here Hugh!
    *pours into moat.*
    *rinse and repeat from top*

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  41. cheshirekittehkat says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Cheshire Kitteh Kat waulks awntuu daurkened staige;
    her ar waring a laung blak hi-nekked chiffaun drehss;
    (yuu kannaut sea teh blak hi-taup velvit sneekerz awn her fuuts
    becuz iyts tuu daurk); her sittez onna stuul under a spautlite;

    *sings, ala Marlene Dietrich*:

    “Tuu awl teh furree frends Ai ebber luuved;
    Hoo ar noes launger heer butt gone awaiy;
    Tehir liddol memorees Ai hauld soe deer;
    Gone soe laung tho Ai wuntid thems tuu staiy;

    “Tuu tehir sweete reemembrings ……..”

    *fources bak stifleded saubs, slipps offa stuul,
    adn slowlee waulks aufstaige wif hed daowncast,
    teers streemyng doawn cheekes*

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  42. Winnie-Wonka says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:28 am

    *wipes eyes* dis liek teh bestest comment thred EVAR – yoos awl soooooo talented. mush shtop teh giggelz…can’t, jest can’t…

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  43. rhsb says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:36 am

    **Walks up tew teh podiyum an softlee clears throte**

    I’d like to say a few words about our wonderful rodent friends here on ICHC.

    From the Mauses, to the West River rat, to the swkwirlols, to the Guinness Piggeh, the Rabid Weasels, and everyone else, you guies and girls have been nothing but nice to me. The Mauses have been there for me, and the Ebil Maus is such a grate friend and Master, as I am his original minion.

    The skwirlols have been very busy and have provided lots of entertainment and great whippy cream.

    The Guinness Piggeh, although he “borrowed” and forgot to return my leather goods, has been a great friend.

    The Rabid Weasles, you guies have been great friends to me and do wonderful contract work when idjit co-workers play Krissmis Musick before FanksGibbin.

    Mr West River rat, well what can I say? You’re a great person and have a heart bigger than the universe. Thanks for helping me christen the new soundproof room in the NB. <3

    **wipes a small tear from the corner of her eye**

    Thank you to AWL our non-kitteh family members of Cheezland!

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  44. Hugh_G_Manatee says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:36 am

    I’m afraid I must be going now. Love and hugs (oops, here, have a towel) to all Cheeseland friends. Let this fine concert’s message of peace be heard and long remembered! HIC! ♥ ♥ ♥

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  45. gammacat says:
    November 26, 2008 at 8:46 am

    Hip Hip Hooray for awl the partay planners!
    *hands out guiness and chocolit martoonies*
    this thread was amazing.
    Thanks for cheering up pleh work day!

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  46. KCTailkinker says:
    November 26, 2008 at 9:47 am

    *KCT arrives a liddlol layte but dressed awl in vintage bell bottoms, acid green top, lawtsa beeds and tie arownd hed and platform shoes* *flashes peece sine* Hai ebberbuddy! *wips owt gitar* Ai’d liek to sing a sawng abowt hao rodents and kittehs can lib in peece. Dere r qwestions wii needs to ask ourselfs. *starts singing to “blowing in the wind”*
    Hao menny tiems must a rat walk down before wii can cawl him a rat,
    Hao menny times must ginneh piggeh run down befoar he can avoid the cat.
    Hao menny tiems musta maustraps go off befoar wii cawl a truce?
    Teh answer mai frens is running in the hamster trail,
    Teh answer is running in the hamster trail.
    *obercum wif emoshun* O mai! Mai Maus, GP and Skwirrls!

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  47. Karen says:
    November 26, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    another test

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  48. keshet says:
    November 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm

    yow! uf luks cud killz dat kitteh b on def rowe…

    Reply
  49. BamaHern says:
    November 26, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    ai can bees teh
    “stoopy jerk ur obsessed wif”?

    Reply
  50. Dive says:
    November 26, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    LOL!
    The Idiot I Live With.

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  51. Raven says:
    November 27, 2008 at 11:31 am

    That’s my kitty cat. :D

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  52. CartoonChess says:
    November 27, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    “the idiot with whom I live.”

    Reply
  53. Aj says:
    November 28, 2008 at 9:30 am

    does iz sum freeka iys!

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