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Dear Ceiling Cat Give us dis dai r daily bred. Wif cheez an burger on it too. Amen.
member 2 pray 4 ur nomz b4 u eated dem.
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and leed us not into temptashuns
like da nip in da gardenz…
wait until da gardenerz piks it and gibs it too me.
adn deliveruz frm the ebil
Cunsidder urself delibered. Teh ebil is currentlee sleepin’ on teh cowch. U can sneek awai nao. :3
kitteh sez: well, let sleepin goggies lie…until we get da washin machine dore open and set a twap…
what about teh shwimps on teh countertawp?
well, those are mine, right? so it’s not like i’m stealing dem, right?
i mean, CC helpz doze who heps demselves, right? Dat be in teh book of Proverbs for Kittehs, RIP (Revised Internationals Puddytat version). or maybe just in da
Rools of Ackwizition.
(note:kittehz offen get dose two buks mix’d up)
Yeah, I fink it sez in teh RIP book ov Proverbs
“All yr shwimps r belong to ME!”
yah, skolarz haz diskobered dis be teh mozt anchent 0 commandnoms.
that whole “klenliness is next to CC-liness” is todally spurious. Prolly skribbuled in by sum dum goggie.
*luks up from groomingz*
An everyone knows, teh kittehs are NATCHURALLY verreh cleen!
*hacks up hareball*
*resoomes groomingz*
seriously,,, when did the whole cieling cat=god thing start, anyway?
prolly y tehy r forbidden to sum religious groups…so teh kittehs can haz them!
Iz otay sweepee. I gib yoo shwimps. I has p;enny an I not like dem. Yoo can has mine
*passes platter ob shwimp an variuss see froots to Sweetpea.*
I tried to gib yoo shwimps ,Sweepea. Somfing eetid dem, an mah commints
oooooh, a dubble dose frum a dubble post!
Conga rats tew ebberiwun!! Der r soooo mennee nawt-sekkins! Ai dans wif sillybrashun fur awl uv yu!!
Um ….. wut dans wi b duin?
But deliver us from… me!
heh, you be on da liszt! mebbe we can has alfamabeticals?
ebil anooying goggies
ebil bakon substitoot
ebil cheezwhizprocessesfudprodukt
ebil D…
ebil Decoy toyses
ebil elolophant substitoots.
ebil fake catnips.
ebil g…
ebil guests who don’t like catz
ebil holograms dat keep us frum katching ebil mauses
ebil ingredients in da fuds: hifrooktoes cormsyrupps
ebil jack in da boxes dat skare da kittehs & kiddies, leevingdemtraumatiz’dfrlife
ebil K…
ebil Kravitz, Gladys
ebil lobbyists
ebil mauses & dere lologramz
ebil n…
ebil nawt-noms (liek plastic sushi)
ebil oring poysons
ebil processed cheez fud (iz *nawt* fud!)
ebil quinoa (onlee fud I could think of wif q)
ebil r…
ebil radishes
ebil SOY — responsble for all ebil in teh world
ebil tastee freeze imitayshun ice creems made wif soy “milk”
ebil u….
so, i aer guesiing you duzn’t want any Tofurkey on yr plate Thursday?
No fankee….fake stuff maded frum soy causes all kinds ov gastric distress in my famblee…
ebben da Tofudibeest? ohnoes…
Tofudibeest? LOL!!!!!! mai hed splorted fum laffin!
ebil non-nutrshus noms
ebil o-nom-inous omens ov noxious noms, ono!
ebil party fabors that toot in yr ear whenyr trying to NOM!
ebil q….
ebil Kalories from nomming cheezburgers
ebil Lo kalorie non-gushifud
ebil medycines from vet
ebil ‘Nip that leed us astray
evil O…
cute komints sweetpea
*Poors a nice cold beer for sweetpea, chesebrger awnna side*
fanx! *passes over bookay of sweetpeas in cormucopia to decormate yr Thanksgiving Feast tabul*
*Sniff sniff sniff* oooohhhh! just luverly! fanks!
lolcat prayers alwus endz in Amouse… not Amen…
aifinkso yu has had enuff kitteh…
NEBBER enuf cheezburger!!!!
but but but… lookit taht belleh! plz tu ware yur CHRG(wdoi) tho!
Exxxxxxcelleeeeeeent!
An agane 2morro
good aftahnoon/ebening, annipuss. Sins we are coming to yr house fr Lolympikz in 2012 (or are dey in 2011? twentyelebenty?) would you like to come over to my place fr Thanksgiving? You’ll fit right in with the 17 Peruvians who need to practice their English, and you could demonstrate the Queen’s English. Oh, and two Jamaicans will totally add to their confusion. We’ll give you a ride home!
Dat wud be wundermuss thx. Ai haz nebber sillybraytid Thanksgibbin – we duzn’t haz it in TTI.
okays, we gott all the tradishunalz ingrediements covered: nachural Turkey, cranberries, gelatinouscranberrystuffinacan, 2 kinds 0 stuffing/dressing including the good kind (cornbredstuffing) pumpkin pie makings. lessee, wot else do i need? Annipuss, on yr way over could you pick up:
A
Botlol of
Cheep wine: Chardonay,Chablis or wotgoeswif Turkey, anyways?
D…
Desserts
enuff desserts
frsh frooty toot-toots
Gewurtztraminer (dry, ob kors,)
Haggis
I…
ICE, lotsuvit, for teh drinks
Jelloe saladz
Kick teh boyz out of teh kitchin
L…
Decormations, because the kat ate dem.
Egg noodlols to have on hand for soup made frum leftovers
F…
Fresh Ambrosia, Mameé Fete’s resipea
Ginormaus bucket 0 whippy cream, process’d by skwirlols
(sidenote, i herd dey prolly had skwirlol at teh Furst Thanxgibing…)
Hikory Farms processe’d meetfudsossajprodukt leftober frm last Christmus
Incidental music on from Cosi fan TuttiFrutti in da bakground
(order it NAO fr yr hollydaze: operahaters are standink by to taek yr ordah)
J…
O hai Mary -
A belayted Happy Birthdays to you!
Frend from Long ago, Far Aways; Loves Pastries
i can has moar hints? most of my frenz lub da pastrieez…
I can ax 40 kweschuns to Halp!?
African or European?
Beninese ?
C…
CWAZY! dis is gonna drive me
Dona? Dwayne
Edilberto?
FrankRoveglia, Eduard?
Gurl?
H…
HighSkool?
In da Central Amerikas trip, we did meet?
J…
Jarabacoa, DR resident?
Krispy Kreme eater?
Leicester?
M…
Man?
Northerner?
Ordiway, i went one way -you went teh
Pumpkin, the cat in 10th life?
Quaker oatz man?
R…
Rilly, i
Srly need moar hints.
Teasin me, you are
U…
oops, srly is not for “surly” but foar Srsly (seriously). sigh
Loves very small orange pastries.
And dashing heroes.
Uhoh I am still clooless
“Verysmallorangepastries”, eh?
W…
Well, blameit on old age.
Xtra brayne cells. I needs dem.
Y…
Anom.
GMTA, LCB!!
*Shares sacramental cheezburger wif PM*
*glares at sweetpea*
I shares wif NICE peeps. Peeps who reskews me from hi-up places, fr’example.
*YOINK* *grabs cheezburger from LCB and runs madly awai* *stawps to start nomming on said cheezburger* MMMpphMMph! MpFankies, LCB!
ohai KCT,
I dint know it wuz ur birfdai teh other day!!
So (a littul late)
Happy Burfdai!!!
Hope it was grate!!
Fankies, skirrlgrrl! It wuz niec and it wuz quiet. Ai botted meh a cupla buks, had sum caek. Enjoyed it. Hoep u hev a wunnerful Fangs Gibbon! Ai am tayking mai Mama (inna nursing hoem) a dinner for meh and her from Cracker Barrel. Layter, ai goes to mai fren’s hows and ai maeks teh gravy and the dressing. My speshulties. Hev anuvver Fangs Gibbon meel. It’s awl gud, skwirrlgrrl, aifinkso. Yep, awl gud.
happybufdae! i had a shwimps fur you, but i eeted it!
Fankies sweetpea! Ai hed sum cheezburger sliders for u but ai eeted dem too!
{{{{sweetpea}}}}
My mama is in teh same situation. But at least she haz a wheely chair, and so she will be at my sisters house, and she will get to come and has turkee wif us.
Sowry bout ur mama, I knows itz the pleh when u can only do so much.. but wish u cud do mores.
{{{{{{{{{KCT}}}}}}}}}
{{{{{leeza-b & leeza-b’s mama}}}}}
{{{{{kctailkinker & kct’s mama}}}}}
Happy fanksgibbon, all ov yu.
fanks BiB.
PS- let me know when u firms up ur travel plans!!
{{{{{{{skwirlgrrl}}}}}}} Yah. Ai wish Mama cud cum owt of the nursing hoem but ai can’t lift her but the hoem is bery niec.
Happy birfdai, KCT! Sawry I mist it, but gud to haz seberal daze of silllybrating birfdais.
Fankies blonde in bloo! Seberal dais of birfdais is grate! Hev a grate Fangs Gibbon!
Whut – yoo be eeting teh sakrid cow? Is nuthing sakrid ennymoor?
nom! fanks LCB
An teh gushie fuds
ANOM
and plz dont forgets teh pikkel.
mmm… picklols… * drool *
itz very importint to make sure we eets a green vegetablol wif every meal, rite?
uh huh * nod nod *
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aifinkso ai can has IRL cheezburger tomorrow… been far tu lawng! oh oh oh ai can du nowseamint nao? oar yu want tu du eet?
okays I will!
*runs to find info*
Ohai!! I has a NOWSEMINT!
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AHEM, we can has yur Tenshuns plzthx?
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Arr yu small?
Arr yu furreh?
Does yu has a tayl?
Is yu awlways been maed tu feel insig… enseeg… nawt portant by bigger furrehs?
Do u have a constant fear of being eeted??
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R u getting tired of these repeet announsemints???
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Yu arr nawt alowne! But itz only ONE DAY til our “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert”! W00T!
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Tomorrow, Fangs Givving Eve, at the times below
6 am cheeztime
12 pm EST
11 am Central
10 am Mowntain
9 am Westy coast
5 PM TTI time
U can see wot all the fuss has bin abowt, and enjoy musicks, and fun, and non-rodinty fuds!
We is inviting the hole whirled! As long as they is owr frendz, and promises no nomming of the rodints.
Pleez note u may be rekwired to wear a protecktive devise if we sees u drooling or enny likkin uv ur chops at the gate.
Securitee will be on hands to enforse the non-nomming polisees. (We has a big woofey contracted… altho now he sez he is dubble booked, GP has u got any backup availabul?? Wot is Mick doing after his performanse?? Those lips cud possibly be considered leethal weaponz…)
And if u has any musickal or poetic or otterwise creative contribushuns u wud like to make, plz to send them to lolcatburglar at gmail.com.
As she is co warding ateing the musicks.
Be there or be skware!
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O… Mai… Ceeling… Cat… * tremble tremble *
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eemajine teh carnij! O, teh Hyooge Manitee!
Oh no GP! Your security guard bailed on you??!! Maybe you can dig a moat around the concert site? Then I could splash splash splash any evildoers with my flipper!
Aifinks de splashees shuld keep da kittehs at bay…Ai wunner if can hab spechul bus for kittehs to ride on..full ub noms and drinkees, so dat kittehs hab full tummehs an nawt in moode tu nom…jus a sujeshun.
HAALLOO SKWIRRLGRRL!
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Err, my lips are a work of art… NOT a deadly weapon, although they have been known to overpower some women… * wink *
*has a kweasie*
sowry Mick… u can’t always get what u want…. * wink *
I ALWAYS get what I want! Comes with being a huge Rock Star!
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* adjusts leather trousers *
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So, that Wolf of yours won’t be around eh? Interesting… * ponders *
Um.. I dint say he WUDNT… just uh, mite has a littul conflickt…
*watches Mick wif a wariness*
Din Fleetpaw is nawt gonna be heer!!!elebenty!!!
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O… Mai… Ceeling… Cat… * tremble tremble *
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eemajine teh carnij! O, teh Hyooge Manitee!
I’ll try my best to protect you GP
*SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!* Look out all-who-prey-on-the-small-and-furry! I have flippers and I’m not afraid to use them!!!
well that will halp wif teh watter ballays, but wot about the on land stuffs??
try it with kelp. It’s yummy!
Hmmmm….this was supposed to go under the comment about having green veggies with our cheeseburgers.
Lettus is niec. Green picklols r gud veggies too.
tewallbeefpattiesspecialsauceonionscheesepickleslettuceonnasesameseedbun/
Wrong:
twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonasesameseedbun…
* peers thru Troll Hunter beenokyoolers *
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hmm… eet lukks liek a Maus, but sownds leik a cheezburger ingreedeeint troll… innerressing…
dislexic imma : )
but yoo owe mii one fur “kravitz”
heeh, duz you have the proper MacDonlol’s/BK habadasherie to ware wile you sing dat adn da Burglol King ♫”holdapikkulsholdaletus” song?
Oh, i see, that’s wot yr beaniee wif da propellar on taupe is—you just took da brim off.
u r no itteh bitteh kitteh, u cant haz it all!
aifink diz kitteh haz HAD it awl, awlreddy!
wif pikkel, catsup an sum bakon, iffen its nawt tew mush trubble, anom.
en mushruums en abocado…
mmmMMmmm da mushruums an da abocado be mai fav
Adn kitteh furvver sez: “Adn CC, Ai nawt bees paurtikuler: cheezburger kan kume frum Windee’s, oar MAcDoanuald’s, oar Burgulolar Kyng, oar enneey uvver plaise….”
“but whereber it coeming frum, let it coem wif a kwikniss. Amen.”
meez pray 4 White Castle cheezburgers NOM NOM NOM
ceiling cat afk zzz… pleez prai again
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2477446
n can u maek it wif teh spiceey brown mushtard n teh krunchee pikkuls? ai don want teh letuuces (pleh!). gib dat 2 teh bun buns. kthxbai
Anom
An may yor luv and mercy rayn down upon us, lyke cheezburgers frum hevven . . .
Wowsers, wut a prospekt!!!!!!
cahn it also rayne chokklit mylkshaiks? kaithxslurp!
Our Farvarr, hoo art in heven, kitty bee thy name; thy burger come, thy will be cheezy, on earf as it is in heven. Giv us this day our daily bun and forgive us our pattys, as we forgive those who throw pikklez against us and lead us not into helf store, but deliver us from recalls. Amen.
Amen. *luks revererently at cheezburger* Yummmm!!!!
And nao…let us prey
Good fud, good maet, good gosh…LET’Z EAT!
Amen
P.S.:HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! =D
Ohai, Just Jo. Happy Thanksgibbin to yoo too. I lyks yor prayr. Is short an sweet!
OKletzeetnaokthxbai!
Helloo..helloo…?
Mah commintsis be bein stealed agin. I can see tehm.
I not appeer awn who be tawkin tehn mah posts diskappear
i sees u tidmum! donut b sad!
I has left-obers, ifn ennybodee wunts sum.
Wii had FanksGibbin lunsch at werk.
oooooooh, any 0 dose rolls left!!!??? Do Want!
Yes, I do. **hands hoem-made yeest rolls tew SweetPea**
I rolled out and baked 107. Dere’s plenty left!
takes elebenty moar & putz dem in pokkits.
*whips out Tupperware* I’d like some corn puddin, an sum ub dose rolls, pleez!
Wait!! Ders punkin pies tu? Wif wipee creem? Pleez tu gib meh sum ub dat too?
*putz teenee tinnee pawz on rhsb’s knees*
ai wud liek sum left-obers plz. r dey teh gushie fud kindz?
*sniffs teh plate. licks teh plate*
Yum…:-)
Wii has turkee, ham, stuffing, corn pudding, pumpkin pie, an other stuffs.
Watchoo want?
if should say
with double cheez!!!
Dear Overweight Worshiper,
Your request is hereby denied.
Cincerely,
Ceiling Cat
Yesyes. Your demand pleases ceiling cat