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That’s correct little human. Bow and worship me.
um… u nawt supposd 2 bow nd wurship me wen u iz on top of me.
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noeees! don’t tern to da dark side!
Butt da fors b strawnger on da dark syed :O
An we has cookies.
its a lie! u must use ur powurs fur good an nawt ebil!
*nodsnodsnods*
Come to the dark side… we have cookies.
Ya but yu don wanna kno wats in dem…
Oh, drugs, extra sugar, pure caffeine, carbohydrates, enough raisins to make you spend your sons birfday on the toilet, and then chop off his hand 20 years later, then ask him to rule the galaxy with you.
what color was the pill ya took dis morning?
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and do ya have anny more?
*butts in* Well, ai haz bloo, pink an oring dat nawt poison, an aifinks purples.. but da purples culd mek yu to sing arias in soprano…how bout da bloo ones!!!
ya got anny green ones? I likes da green ones.
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or is that only M&M’s?
Weeelllll, depend if wants to sleep, or wants tu stayz up….
*ahem*, *glances furtively* *shuffles feet* *attempts to change subject* soooo, how about the new honda element, whata car.
But eberywun noes da orinj ones is poysen!
Wun pill maks u smallr, an wun pill maks u tall…
lolcatz bibul been dones, hows abwt starwars in lolcat???
And Cheezburgerz
well, it mebbee seamz dat way sumtimes, but nawt furebber. imho
kwiker, eezeer, purrhaps. Butt teh trew jedi noes dat it izun’t stronger. Naw, iffen yu wur tu say it had bettur moozic, taystier chokklit, adn dat blak goes wib eberyfing, dat wud be anubber matter.
jd…I kan see dat yu haf gibben dis much thot….dat is skeery!
ai agreez! blak iz teh noo blak!
An obsoe conga-ratz 4 nawt-sekkund
Congrats SP u aer hedd uv teh heep!
fanx! i aer having one last fling befour reality of preparing fr Thnxgibing setz in, and the extra hollydaze job startz on black Friedegg.
*wundres wevver annipuss noes dat day on da kalendar*
is de day aftah Fangsgibing whin lotza peeps goes out Chopin fr dere Christmaz goodies & dere be lotsa sales.
*shudder* i hasn’t werked at wun in Firty yrs.
I wuz driving into werks this am, and tehy were playin ‘Black Friday’ but teh Steely Dan… I never conneckted teh 2 befores!
Had one of those ‘lite dawning’ momints…. where u feels smart and stoopy all at onse!
well, now i gotta look dat up on da youtube; i nebber med dat connekshun, eevver.
o hai sweetpea! frum wut ai reedin, Chopin seezin gonna be les bizzy dis yeer tahn in lass fyew yeerz–nawt sew grate, akshully, fur teh eekomony. Iffn yew haz a bizzy awn Friedegg, mebbeh dat be a gud sine fur teh fyucher… *hope hope hope*
Joins Moe * hope hope hope*
well, it wood be a mix’d blessing iffits busy. I will werks on teh commission, so more is better. My patients, i will needs it, dough.
Stoars heer haz had a buzzee, bud teh checkoawt notsomuch. Peepz iz shawpping but nawt spending teh munee.
Teh storez iz bin in in teh last two weeks haz ben bery bizzy…
Noe, Ai aer berry ignurrent uv thanksgibbin an awl teh fings dat go wiv it, Ai no dat u haz turkey an lossa noms an meet wiv famblee, but dats abowt awl.
We start ower shoppin fur Crissmuss in Septembur (Leest, dats wen teh shops put up teh dekurashunz) but Ai fink dey shud leeb it till adbent Sundai b4 startin!
yikes Annie puss! wear comfy shoes! i hope the day goes by fast fur you.
oops! dat komint was fur sweetpea
Ai muss admit Ai wuz a liddle puzzuld!
Ai ownlee haz 2 bye prezents fur mai sunn – we haz a famblee pact nawt to bye fingz fur eech uvver. We gib teh berry yung wunz munnee an maek a donayshun 2 a charidee instedd uv byin teh rubbish dat dey put in teh shops at Chrissmuss. (Adbent Sundai iz teh lass wun in Nobembur) – soAi haz 4 weeks neerlee fur shoppin!
aifink tihs iz a gud ideea! a GRATE ideea!
iz a big nawt-secnd
must train hoomans rite
get tehm wile thare yung….
Basement Cat initiates minions
Yung minions eesier tu convert, so sez BC.
yes… but neverfeer- yu kin joyne teh dark side neday! we has a speshul discownt prise awn kookees fore awl those whu sine up durin teh holerday seezun!
~Minyuns R Us, fore awl yore ebil needz.
Ai jes renews mai membership tu dark side…*starts tu write check, has 2nd thots* heer is cash payment!!
**leevs cash on table, runs awai wif sum cookees**
wayt yu forgot yor sord!
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well, acshullee, itz more liek a generick damage indoosing stikk, but it iz shinee!
*kk4 grabs sord, speers more cookies* Laffs sordidly…
Ai can haz cookies? Ai haz had pleh day, mebbe cookies help.
kk4 scurries out, brandishing shinee ebil sord…ah ha!! *distracts peeps at da table wif sweet face an limpings awn poor leg* *speers cookies fur pk, scurries back* Heer mai frend, yu feels pleh todai? *hedbonks pk, cubbers wif blankee, offers purloined cookies*
*curls up inna ball unner blankkit an nibbles cookies*
Rain turned to snow whyle ai was owt… cot the rong bus coz ai nawt been tu the collij in a few yeers an ai waz nawt caerful enuff… an finded owt ai mite lose mai spot inna vet assistant program if teh confirmashun fur mai stoodint loan nawt come bai Thursday, depending if is uvver peeps wanting intu program.
Ai haz a gloomy nao.
Fankies fur cookies. Tehm tayste gud.
Aww, {{{pk}}} ai soree yu hab da gloomies! Iz hard, cuz thurs. iz holiday, nawt helpin rite nao, ai noes. Ai hopes dat Trick is awn your lap, an dat yu nawt hab da sads rite now…least as much as yu can help. Big schmoos frum all my kittehs and frum meh. Lub yu’s. {{pk}}
Fanks, kerry. {{{kk4}}}
Ai fink ai gunna go curl up awn cowch wif bf an kittehs, an watcha fabrite moobie oar tu, an eet a bit uv junk fuds. Ai haz a tired an iz problee making me feel less opti… opta… hopefull tahn uvverwise.
(Oh, an, um, iz ownlee Fangs gibbon in Yu Ess… owrs up heer waz in Oktobrrrr – no holidays messing wif fings, just fings messing wif uvver fings.)
shure, just sines yor sole awai- nao in inkrements uv sicks munths, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21 yers ore teh remaynder uv yor mortel life! teh benefits pakigjs is grate!
kk4 smiles sweetly, sines one ub nine lives away!! Live free!!! Dats mai motto!!
wif too lives, yu gane a bakstage pass to the NB, kurtesy uv sumwun whu wishes to remane anonimaus…
*holds out floofy paws, grabs abacus* hmmm, well, if haz no thumbs to count…**moovs beeds around abacus** den duz ai hab nine lives? *moovs beeds round sum mores* or duz ai hab reely 7 lives? Den ai loses too lives fur NB..but jes dis one time…but abacus in sets ub 10, but ai hab no thumbs…*lightbulb moment* Look, der is catnip tree obber der!!! *gnaws abacus string, plays wif beeds, speers nudder cookie, scampers away, nawt finkin bout tomorrow*
Fibbonnaccci wuz onna dark syde?
trane em yung!
Ur lukky. I usually demands a sacrafise.
Or at leest an offering uv sum kynd.
Mayk yorself yoosful, yung minyun, and bringz me sum gushifudz! Pronto!
Um, i fink teh minyun just left some recycloled gushifuds on teh bed for u there…
Or a shrubbery?
Sum uv yoo may enjoi this. Star Trek meets Monty Python, curtesy uv YooToob:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
Oh gremlin that woz the WIN!!!
And teh next one up woz a Scottish Star Trek… which led me to a Scottish DUI test… and then there was…
Wot? Um, u say I left 3 hours ago??
Well… I’m outta here for the holiday. All you peeps in the USA, have a safe and happy Thanksgiving. The rest of you, be safe and happy too. TTFN!
*big wave* bye Mause, has a fun tyme!!!!
Happy hollydayz, Maus! Hav fun stormin teh kassel! Buh-bye! *wayvs*
Happy Fankgibbing, Maus and to teh whol Maus fambly. Dribe safely!
*airkiss* haz a good twip!
2 days at the Inlaws, including
the little monstersmy nieces and nephews. Good trip… um… sure… thanks!heeheeheeheee
just imajinink it makes me giglol…
where izzit? stop by on da way if itz on my direction…or you need a plan of escape…
how apropos that the ad on the side reads,
“Family is the one gift you can’t return” …the gift that keeps on giving.
Happeh Fanksgibbin, Maus an Maus fambly!
ha, i misread wot chew sed at furst glanz: thot it sed Frankensgibing-
sum yers it feelz liek it…
Frankensgibing iz sillybrayted bai Ebil Maus, mebbeh
naw… yore thinkin uv Igor and P d’Beeker. theyre teh wuns whu play wif litening. EM has simpler amausments- liek taking over teh NB! and den, teh whirled!
hehehehehee-
*clikityclikityclity*
*tries to put togedder Frankensgiving Card for Igor * d’Beaker Labs*
Hay, jamammakitty-soundz like sumfing you’d be goodat…
Or.. anotter shrubbery!!
And if u don’t bring it.. I shall tern u into a n00t!
obsoe u mus chopchop teh tawleest 3 in teh furrest wif a herring.
Oh BTW Leeza, I have something for the concert tomorrow…
*Brings in a BIG box*
*The side panel swings down*
It’s a fully functional Ebil Maus Droid that you can use for carnivore control. Just press it’s nose to activate it. Use its powers for… um… not-so-Ebil.
oooo!
Itz like Krissmuss come early!!
Fanks EM! I will try to use teh powers for.. only slitely ebil, if nessessary.
*cursez teh bizzy werks that kept hur from seein this til now*
Ok, maybe I do need some ebil!
*A big bottle appears in front of Leeza*
*Ebil Maus speaks from The Ebil Dimension*
And here’s 5 gallons of Debriefing Fluid and Martoonie Mix. Use sparingly…
O.O
*hmm… maus on teh road… EM still sending messajes…*
*cue twilolite zone musicks*
Well if ur still in telepathick communicashusn wif maus, tell him I sed to happy turkee day!
why izzat so surprisin- theyse twins, nawt the same persun…
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an wares mai presint? ore am ai still grownded for teh damage ai cawsed wif teh pi?
I has never bin kwite convinsed, one way or teh other…. cud be twins.. cud be… something else intirelee…
So wot kinda pi trubble didjoo get it?
I don’t bemember dat!
ai gotted grownded fore kuvvering cheezland in pi… ai had to do elebentee howers uv communittee serbiss- but ai losted the paper, so ai duznt noe iffn aize dun yet.
kitsunerina… I declare u….
*pause for dramaticks*
PARDONED!
Just liek the Fang Givving turkee!
Tis the seasun, u knows.
Ohai Kitsunerina. U haz teh pardun Naow, U want teh pi for noms?
Oar wii Dans teh conga 2 teh NB?
Ohai leeza-b. Wazzat? What dis do?
*pushes noes on Ebil Maus. divesintohiedeyholewifaquickness *
*swats WRr’s paw*
Don’t do dat!
We needs to reed teh manyooal furst.
*pulls owt very ebil lukking elebenty duzzin page manyooal*
OH! I fink I mite need to study this tonite.
I has to get goin rite now… gots to buy a loverlee coconut, to make a coconut caek for Fangs Givving…
Bye-bye Leeza!
mwaaah!
*schmoos*
I was sposed to leeve 45 minnits ago… really really leaving now!! But may czech in later.
Oh, it reminded me ov this license plate, inspiried by teh wurks ov H.P.Lovecat. Hope teh linkie wurks…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/triborough/2078887934/
Mah ebil minyuns – let me show yoo them! We startz them yunger and yunger!
Mai naem is Bastet
build me a pyramid. Nao!
And throw in a kuppla thowzind servants to serv me forebber, kthxbai!
An obsoe mebbe a sph.. sbi.. teh stawn statshee ob hyooz lay-on. (dis tiem remembur 2 carve teh face rite too)
Pramyds aer passe. I wanna Bucky Cat Ball – lyke a Bucky Ball, ownli az biggaz a pyramid adn az awl-powerful az Bucky Cat.
Ah habs a liddle BC who luks just lyke Bastet! Her is beautimous!! Ah habs a foto of her in typiclol Bastet poze.
Ai haz a tinee bronze Bastet bai mai front dore – him purrtecks teh howse!
Wehn mah BC was a bebbeh Ah awlmost named her Bastet. But her wuz so liddle and skinny (Ah fownd her on my bakc poorch, starving) it seemed 2 big of a naem for her, at de tyme. Sew Ah named her Mau Mau, becuz taht’s whut she sez all the tyme. Ah habs a wunnerful foto of her wif my Bastet statyoo, wehre they’re in the same poze. Ah’ll try to upload it 2 mah profyle.
Dat luks zactly liek my Ted, onlee wen hi sees littel hoomans hi runs awai.
Ai has a Ted, too! Onlee hims all wite. He runs awai frum stranj mens (um, izzat redundint?).
LOLZ at yur redunintcee 4.5k!!
AHEM…..
Ai meen stranj inna GUD way! Yas, dat’s wot ai mented!
ohai ODK!
I don’t think anyone got wot I mented either.
I meant, strang men, as an oxy moron.. meeing, there’s not any!
Or an oxy moron?
Or an oxy moron?
*skwink*
Wudn’t a oxy moron be sumfing liek “useful man”?
*sqwink bak atcha*
Hmmm, useful man, yesh, dats da Win for oxymoron!! *Win!!*
well, maybeeeeee…
I wuz going the opposit way… *still feelin slitely ebil*
Ai nebber met a useful man , akshelly…Roadkill!! *high fives skwirrlgrrl, revvs up engine for road trip*
Ob corse, dis nawt include da cool cheezmens…(WRr, SHD, and others)
Yooseful mens? Wut dat? Wunce dey finks dey r rite, dey doan lets goes ov it. *frows floofy paw ober foarhed* O mai! Fill a rum ov men and dey watch a futbawl gayme. Den woman goes into rum and sais , “ai needs halp wif teh Fangs Gibbon dinner plzkthx!” NO WUN will moove but wen teh woman sais Fangs Gibbon dinner is reddy, watch teh mens run liek a herd of buffalo on a stampede to the edge of the cliff. Seen it. *runs after skirrlgrrl and kk4* WAYTES FOR MEH, AI GOES AWN A ROAD TRIP TOO! *drags valise behind her*
ohai, kctailkinker!! i wuz hopin to be catching yoo, i wuz absent on sunday an heerd taht wuz yor burfday!! plz to go to teh thred wif teh reely kyoot bebbeh kitteh to get treets an a gudie bag, an heerz a speshul swish ob teh birfday want just for yoo, to gib yoo all teh wishes yoo wants dis yeer!!
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Fankies burfday fairy! Ai gawts teh gudies bag and awl sum speshul treets. Mai burday has been gud!
Luv,
KCT
ggrrrrrrrrrrrr
oops.
Cat don luk gud!
So doz tuddler.
Some gaz in room?
Oar some bad fud?
kitteh just waked up i finkso
luuks lyke iz nap tyme fer boff uv dem
BC haz a tired frum tryin tu teech dis yung minion. **ware my pacifier, ai is hungree agin..** BC gibs us da momee face, we awl seen it. Wen ai had 3 toddlers, ai wuld says, luk at momees face…in nice way, ob corse.
Kitteh is gidding reddy to fix us awl wit teh evil eye. Run, cheez-peeps, run!
ahhhhh!!!!!!!*runs frantically in cerkills!!!!!!*!
QWIK….evfurbuddy pee inna flannik!
“wen in dangur ore in dowt, run in sirkills, skreem an showt.”
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at leest yore followin teh manyool.
Or, twist an shout…distrak dem wif yur dans skills, den run, run, run!!!
We wuz doin teh “modified stationary panic,” Ifinkso. (That’s mah sekkund Patrick F. McManus ref this morning, hao stranj!)
Oh yes, the cat is a Stargate SG1 Fan. Her/His name is maby CAT the Goaul’d. *LOL*
Ai lubs tihs kitteh!
ai finds yr lak of faeth disturbeng
Stoopid humanz, u do it RONG. To worship u neelz in FRONTS!
*sigh*
must teach humanz EVRYTHING.
Kitteh minded me uf dis sawng…hoepz U liek it.
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobodyโs gonna go to school today
Sheโs gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesnโt understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
‘Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be show-ow-ow-…
I nawt lyk Mundayze ether!
An wii wuz tryin diffrent fing
Wii wuz smokin funne fings
Doin NB stuff by teh lake tew owr fabrit sawng
Sippin whiskee out teh bottlol
Nawt finkin bowt tomorro
Singin Sweet Hoam Abalama awl Summur lawng.
Ohai, frenz! Gess wat I heerd awn teh raydio onna wai hoem!
kk4 clinkees bottlols wif rhsb nd WRr…
Ohai, KK!
I thot eberbodee runned awf wen dey saw me commin frew teh door.
we have had this conversation before…………….
need I (we all) repeat ourselves?
Ohai, Dan!
Wat conversayshun u tawlkin abowt?
Um, Dan……u mite nawt wanna luuk at teh noo lol….
Ohai dan. Ai maed teh haggis fur noms. Want?
Has teh glen ord wif it.
Fanks West River rat but ai doan fink dat’s a traditional Fangs Gibbon dish. *holds nose* Ai meens hoo in dere rite mind eets sheep’s innards? Ai’ll tayke sum drambuie tho…. gud stuffz babes!
Sheep’s innardz? Dese are der tru wild Haggis of der hilands – wid rite legs shorter dan left for runnin raound mountins! Shuld nawt be confewswd wid farmd haggis – full of sinff… artifffis… fake color, flavor … Wild haggis is storked by traditional men in kiltz in short seezon when dey is at deir prime! Prefair Hiland Park to Geln Ord but hoo carez? Grate noms!
Cat_S, ai mai be a yankee but ai red abowt dose haggis. SHEEP INNARDS! Hart, lung, liver and suet stuffed, mind u, stuffed in a sheep’s stomach! PLEH! *faynts from finking abowt it* Dere r no wild haggis wandering rownd teh mowntins. Ai’ll tayke a cupla the mens in kiltz, tho. Wut’s under the kiltz?
Men – what didja think!
Ai maed sum frum an elk wun tyme. Nawt liek tu waste nefing.
bingo, that’s the problem I have with trophy hunters, If you’re gonna kill something, eat it, wear it, honor it….do not waste it.
If I can handle marmite, I don’t see haggis being that much of a problem
Marmite, a concentrate yeest sludj. Marmite…vegemite, haggis. O deer….Marmite sownds awful but ai fink ai cud handlol it beddur than sheep innards……….
ya eet balogna, or rather baloney, salami, braunsweiger? or hotdogs? sausages?
Yup. Ai doan luk too closely at wut it is maed of. Ovverwies, ai wud probly faynt. *faynts ennwai finking abowt it*
then yer not missing too much from haggis. really.
Liddol Hyuoomin gotted tyred adn faulled asleap tryeing tuu figger aowt wut
“Bouw adn Wourship Me” ment;
Kitteh gotted tyred ov tryeing tuu konvay hims wourship wyshes tuu LH;
Ebberee boddee bees iyn sleap mohde naow, becuz thems beekame prittee boreded wif awl tihs wourship stuf;
New Maxim: “Wen iyn doubt, taike a laung nappee…..” “smile”
oar
oh hai
im controlling yr child
Den U haz 2 change the pampurrs!!
um…uh…ok, you has teh control agin
He belongz too me, he iz mine now!
I just keep coming back to this one
LOVE IT!