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Ai aer a purrtee kitteh
Congratshoelaces, annipuss!!!! Ai is a bit late for teh sillybrashun today. Probablee ur awlready out to do ur shawping, but if not, have a cup of cawfee and sum gingerbrad harts filled wif apricot jam! *puts a tray out of gingerbreads 4 awl cheezfrends*
*wanders out from her den long enough to get some coffee* Duz ennehwun wunt sum kawfee? Kuz I gotz a buncha flaevurs. Huzbin bottid wunnadem noo k-kup kawfee maekrz, so u can has a singul kup ov enneh flaevr yu wunt. I prafurz Mowntin Bloobarree. Iz yumz0r wif karamul surrup inz it.
Der wuz frawzt to dis moarning. Whol skoolz in Tennusee iz klozd ‘kuz ov teh frawzt.
Fankie fur teh cawfee, elfi. I’ll add cinnamon, cardamom, and mapel sirple to mine.
We gots about 3 inches ov snow last night, nd nao luks lyke it iz trying to rain on tawp ov it. Serious slush.
yukz0h. I has a go to the stoar nao. Iz a gud dae foar goin’ to teh stoar, buyin’ teh tankzgibbin’ torkybrezztz an’ suchlaik.
Lassyeer? we had awl organnik torky an’ we did speshul bryne an’ wholsum gud fuudz an’ such.
Dissyeer?
Itza pre-pakkijd buttrbawl torkybrezzt. shuddup an’ eetsit.
ai sew prittee oh sew prittee
ai sew prittee an witteee an…
briiite
adn i pitee
anee gurl dat iz nawt me today
la la la la la
lalala!
DEEZ SMELLL FUNNY
shakes fist at annipuss
dern ye!!
Ai hoep u aer joakin!
ub corse aiz jokin, anni!!
drinkee / dansee ?
allergies… i haz dem
If Ai dresst up mai ginnee piggee laik tihs, heed start eetin hiz jooleree.
If ai drest up Gober liek dis she wood be shredding teh flowers in sted of wearing tehm. Dat are wun _berry_ relaxt kitteh.
“Just dandy… and I ain’t lyin’.”
“Thank you… and I’ll bring you another dead mouse tomorrow.”
Wunner whut mah hoomin wud gibz meh iffn I bring ded skwirl?
*kitteh imaginz krown ov rozis, whish iz yummeh*
Dat darnd ol Dan da lyun joos duznut stayn dat kitteh liek it do mii.
Aiz kuvrd in braon fum mai jooolz. NE wae iz wintr daez an dehrz no Danz oar ozzer lyunz araond unless das a aussee lyun. Deyz doon sumr dehr kuz dey totalee haznut no norfness tu speek ob.
hee hee! Norfness!
Hippie kitteh on wai to San Fransisko.
Hindi kitteh on wai to Nirvana.
dahlink, u luk mahvelous!1!
Dis kitteh iz a WMD. . . if you has hayfeevur.
Mirrour, mirrour, onna waul: wooz teh luuveliest kitteh ov awl:
Wye, DanDeeLyon Kitteh, ov coarse:
Awl fotografers adn foto-shuut seekers shud lien up onna rite; adn noes puushyng!!
Arrrgh! WP eeting mai commints fur brekfist! Ennywun can see me? Plz? Ai habing douts uv own eggziztins!
ai cahn see u {{{p-k}}}!
Ofank CC… ai eggzist! Oar yu be halloos… halus… seeing fings taht nawt eggzist… {{{bf473}}}
teh ebidence suggests that yew can has eggsistance. gud mowrning.
… hmmm…
filo-sofical problem. if PK is nawt-eggsistant, and ai repliez to her comint, in a forest where nowun can hearz it, will wurdpretzel nom my comint too?
Pleh. Wurdpretzel nom ebryfing.
Gud moarning, an iz gud tu having ebidence uv pawsibul eggsistance!
u nawt inbisiblol, u jus metaphysiclee challenged!
Yes it will! U can not has eggsistance.
Sowry. Maybe if we put ur commint in a box….?
Wud having better chans uv eggzistence than uvverwize, wif WP lyk this!
Ai poastid 3 kommints iyn 3 daiys: tehy awl pryntid adn Ai readed tehm awn teh kumputir skreene;
Wen Ai cheked tehm agen, 2 hadd kumpleeteeley disakappeered!!!!
Wut teh hekk iys goeing awn???????????
Psssst…..hay Pete Seeger! Aifink wii figgered owt ware all de flowers hav gone. Kitteh tuk em!
Ai can innerupt fur nownsmint? Plz tu be furgiving me fur repeeting, if yu haz seeinged this alreddy.
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Ai offurs inbitashuns tu 2 rezorsis ai added tu mai own website fur cheezfrenz.
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Wun be a flash-based chatroom – yu nawt needing tu install ennyfing, oar has yahoo or MSN ID, oar ennyfing, iz awl in browser window. Iz fun tu be tawking tu cheezfrenz — a few uv us haz dunned it!
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Uvver wun be a forum. Ai luvs ICHC berry much, but WP be habing sum, er, ishoos latelee, an sumtiems teh 200-commint fing get berry eggsasperating. Ai hoping ebryfing gets fiksed up soon, so nawt needing ennywhere else, but til then, ai offurs alturnativ tu ennywun whu wanting it.
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Since WP be eeting posts wif linkees, will need tu cut an paste. Links be awlso in mai blog, along wif mai emayo if yu needing helps, can clikee awn teh blooness uv naym.
Chatroom: prysmatic.com/chat/help.html
Forum: prysmatic.com/cheez/index.php
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Um, iz awl… um… kthxbai
prizma: ai wud like to be friending you but clicky yr name gits me to yer blog (*sending small but frevrent prayers for pusspuss*) an so how iz to be requst yrself az mai cheezfriend?
ai too had kitteh wid renal failurez; hiz naim wuz Felix an he iz showin nermal al deh bex mouzie spots across teh rainbow bridge.
lob an joy to you an ai hope we being friends soon soon soon.
kittyboocat, ai haz teh kronic problems wif teh profyles – Tofu can be logging intu it an awl wurks, but ai cannawt, teh Cheezes be wurking awn it coz ai nawt ownlee wun they sayz. Sowree. Ai haz tu can haz (wow, taht grammar maek me dizzee!) emayo frenz insteds, ur just heers, ur, well fings that nawt need cheez profyle. Ai emayos yu bak frum commint yu leeved awn mai blog, otay?
Ai haz a sad yur Felix had teh renal failyurs tu… iz pleh way fur kittehs tu spend end uv lyf.
Hey, cheezpeepz! Plz tu be getting yur senyur kittehs bludwurks dun regyoolarlee so yu can be catching these fings befoar them iz beyond treeting, otay?
oh tanx yew prizma! gud advizing fur all. an ifin yew be clickity mai name maibe we can has friending? tanx also fur teh chatroom ideation. yr site moz wunnerful an luvly.
Glamur shotz r funner wif de flowrz!
I is dandy lyon!
oooooooh! tew gibs me aPUNdecitis! yew godda licence to carry dat pun?
Maybee itz maybeline…..
oh nah, itz not maybeline
thta cute
kitteh est cute