Dr. Tinycat says your heart rate is normal
Dr. Tinycat says your heart rate is normal
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ohnoesssssssssssssssssssssssssss splort imminent in 3,2,1…
*sigh o relief*
good think i still has that peruvian chullo on to contayne da splortage.
*dazed xpreshun on face frum gazink at da kitteh*
i am entranced…
aww… luckily muh head nawt asploded form all that cyootness!
iz hard to keep yr head win all doze around you be splorting.
ai knoes, but sumone needz tew cleanup all dese splortness…
CCC heer! Doen noes if ai can handul nother mayjr splortij todai!
I can steel dis spot? Has tew tell – dis one wus smack un da nail fur mai hubby.
Hims has takyarythmi, an he still be da young, but now hims nawt to be wrukin any moar.
Takyarythmi means hims ticker nawt on taim, normal, wut is normal anyhoes?
So aill be postn dis on his screensaber.
Y i cant favorit dis? where iz favorit button?
I feel his pain, it dropped me in my tracks while walking to the store. not fun.
good, cause….
SPLORT!!!!
Iffen yu keep yur braynes wen awl arownd yu be splorting, yu nawt got teh monitor turned on.
tu tru.
*splort*
Sweep braynes inna pyle.
rinse braynes wif pine sols fur the evergreen scent
pat braynes back inna hed
skriiiiiitch taypes hedbones back tugeddur
applies 50s Baf cap and teh THRG/wdoi
Wraps in teh floofee bufflolo blankit
hands hawt chokklit with mini marsh mallows adn a chokklit kangaroo.
Rest doan luk at kitteh until fully recubbered.
Turkey Head Rubber Glove, in honor of our dinner thursday.
OH! Silly me!! LOL! SHUD have been kwite obvious! Thankz, shd!!
ha! turkeyhrg!
few…….*asplodes*
izzat anything like Jaynes hat?
i hazza stoopy: Jaynes hat?
oh, i see. i googloled it. izza firefly ref.
oh, and yes it tis. mine is moar subtle, wif llamas onnit.
izza Firefly thing, it is handknitted, with earflaps and a pom-pom on top, made by his mother (Jayne, played by Adam Baldwin)
I know where you could prolly get one if innerested. Handmade.
Ai lubbeded dat show. Dey kansel awlla gud oenz.
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Anna gud fing ai borroweded Maus’ Joe teh Goerj Jetsun elebentee sumpfin goggles b4 he lef taown oar ai’d b layin inmah braynes rite nao.
LOL! iz lurve that hat, and iz refreencez it tu evareething!
splort
been a long time sinse i handled teh CCC. lessee, sweep up brayns (rezist teh urje to swipe sum good wurkin bits for myself), hmm – dis iz noo – spray wif lemming-fresh freshner to kleen, stuff brayns bak in hed *stufstuffstuf* tape it all up reel gud wif some duk tape, fit a nice noo CHRG over teh hed for fyooture portekshun, finish up wif a floofy blankie and sum choklit possums. all better now!
Fanks LM! Awl mai N erjee fur sweepin up teh brayns got yused up on teh buddee sistim kitteh!
Ai just got bak! Guess Ai’ve got to go luk at that wun, too!!
lub-dub, lub-dub. luvvin yer lub-dub
Nawt anymores…
SPLORT!
CLEANUP AT AISLE 3!!!11!
Ai borrows dis frum PK Ai has a busy…
Ohnoes, nawr rekyooed yet, an teh Soaring Splort Support Squad nawt see yu heer?
*sweepy sweepy alla braynes intu neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif sparkly spring waters wif hint uv strawberrees*
*squish teh braynes back inna hed* Tehse nawt awl fit, yu shur tehy awl belonging tu yu? Ohwayt, ai had in bakwards, it fits teh otter way.
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif dayglo pink dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit n chokklit ephalunt fur rebuilding braynes*
Iz bedder nao? Plz tu nawt luking at cyootnesses until fullee recobered, otay?
*fwipfwipfwipfwip*
*wraps tendrilz round rhsb’s cranial err ear until da CCC arribes*
**slowlee waeks up**
Oooh, wat happened?
U keeps splorting!! Pleez to puts ur THRG on BEFOUR u kliks on teh ICHC!! Dis will help keeps teh nayberhud kleen!
Can Dr. Tinycat check my heart rate? I can’t promise I’d let him go on to the next patient, though.
Ai wans to keep Dr. Tinycat tu! He mayks mai harts go pittee-pattee n mai heds to wanna splort!!
my hart rayt be climin’ bumpitee-bump hai frum dat kyootniss!
2/10
Reely? Cuz mine is like SQEEEEEEEEE
dis behbeh be stealin your hart
I holds you close to me, bebeh.
dat dr. tinycat be a gud pokit ‘tekter
O, HALP!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!*
*SPLORT*
oh noes!!! we have tew many splort pashuns.. iz need tew replaiz their headz tempory wif bumpkins.
Dese bee countree bumpkins?
yups! 100% organik tew!
Hmm, dis wy dey sew big an strawng?
And she said “Hello, country bumpkin”
“Fresh as frost out on the pumpkin”
“I’ve seen some sights but, babe, you’re somethin’”
“Mamma loves her country bumpkin”
WRr, yoo nebber cease tu amaze meh! Yu brings up da coolist sawngs, ones dat aifink nobody members no moar!
The path wuz deep nd wide frum footsteps
Leedin tu ar cabin
Above da door, der burned a scarlet lamp..
“And late at night a hand would knock
And there would stand a stranger
Yes, I’m the son of Hickory Holler’s tramp..”
Sweep braynes inna pyle.
rinse braynes wif pine sols fur the evergreen scent
pat braynes back inna hed
skriiiiiitch taypes hedbones back tugeddur
applies 50s Baf cap and teh THRG/wdoi
Wraps in teh floofee bufflolo blankit
hands hawt chokklit with mini marsh mallows adn a chokklit manatee.
Rest doan luk at kitteh until fully recubbered.
I hope my heart rate is normal. :O
Happy Burfday awn last Friday, Aegis Runestone! Ai wuz out ov internet reech, ai think, oar ai wud hav sung yoo mai burthday sawng!
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But ai hoep you had a most wunderful day – and hav menee, menee moar!
it’s gettin all nise an relaxed. I rekummend a nap wif a kitteh zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Hao bowt a bunneh? Gud snorglin buddy?
nawt rly, unless u can toleraet teh uh.. kookies.
skwirrlols can be very nise…..
Skwirlols seem lyk dey’d be teh hypur. Teh wuns I’ve seen are.
Skwirrlols is niec, but nawt gud snorgle buddys. teh liek to moobe too much
*pout*
But we can be still… sometimes….
{{{skirrlgrrl}} Iz okay, honey.
Skwirlols are berry purty, speshully dere tayles.
Jest nawt floofy az a kitteh, iz awl.
Iz skwirrlols pointy enz retrakable?
nope, more like track spikes.
i used to keep skirwlols tho. his name be petey, but nao he’s awl groan up and has moobed tew teh forest beehind muh haus. he sumtiems comes tew visit and bring his fameely along.
Ouchee!
and when yer about to be savaged by the battery park squirrlol pack. one can really get a case of the sweats wondering if I gonna get out of dis park with my bagel, and mai flesh?
Well, yu kin always git anudder bagel…nawt let da floofy tails impare yur bedder judjmint!
ohhh.. dats so rong.
skwirrlz r not that bad!
*fluffs up floofy tail*
Try bein accosted by a wild horse.. when u has made the mistake of givvin him some froot!
Sownds liek a storee, Leeza!
Yu bery brave skwirrl, ai haz skarde uf horses! *Admires floofy tail, leevs bagel, runs away kwiklee*
well..
*embarrast*
It was ackshully a babbeh horsey.
But almost as tall as me!
There’s a park in VA called Grayson Highlands, and tehy has had wild ponies livving there for years n years. Last year I was up ther hikin and wuz so xcited to see a mare and hur babbeh, I gived teh bebbeh an applol…
well that’s kinda like going to teh ocean and opening up a bag uv chips when there are seegulls around.
I wuz luckky there were only 2 horses there.
They sed froots? WANT!!!
They were very persistent.
Lukkily I had some cherries (the GUD kind too, dangit, those bing ones) and we throwed teh cherries on teh grownd and got away wile teh gettin was gud!
Yikes! Dey too big..husbin wuz fishin in da Sierras out her in Calif. He sez dat he fishin dis creek awl day, den walks bak. Mus hab been feedin time, cuz he looks bak an ders a few cows walkin behind him, den ebbrytime he luk bak ders more an more cows, den almost a hole herd ub dem, rite behind him, finkin he was gonna feed dem. He pretty brave, an freekd him owt big time! Ai wuld hab run like da wind at the firstest cow!
It can be reelee scaree when a bunch of horses crowd around you because you have some food they want. You did the right thing! They can also be skittish, so sometimes yelling at them to “get out of here!” and waving your arms in their face will get them to run off, especially if they’re wild. (Wud this widdle face lie to you?
)
KK – Wen I wuz liddlol gurl, I had a pet cow. Hims naem wuz Jeff. Wuz solid blak wif whyte fayse. Berry sweet cow.
I’ve always said you can tell a country woman if she moos at the cows when driving past them! (Yes, I do that sometimes.)
My cuzzin libbed onna dairee farm yeers ago. I thot it wuz fun to halp take care ov teh bebbehs by feedin ‘em wif a bottlol. Alsew halped warsh teh udders an put the milkin masheens on.
Wuz fun foar me, but nawt foar cuzzin, who had to do it two times a day, ebery day.
Ai allus lubbed cows…ai Taurus girl..Ai moo at dem out da winders, but finks dat is country girl part ub meh. Ai has unclol dat has cattle, but dey awful big! Den ai libbed in country, an landlord had pasture rite next tu mai haus. Ai would feed da cows corn dat nawt take from mai garden, but dere was fence between us. One time cow get out ub fence an is in mai yard, ai wuz too scared to go out der. Den stoopy me, ai haz kitteh named Jezebel, ai haz hur awn mai shoulder, ai goes tu feeds da cow a cornstalk, den turns round so kitteh can see cow….nawt gud idea. Kitteh climbs up mai face and down mai back!! Kitteh nawt liek my surprise.
kerrykatz4, luvved teh storeh uv yor huzbin being follered by cows whyl fishing. Owtdoor humor riter Patrick F. McManus has a theory abowt cows. He sez they lyke to sidle up to a fisherperson and offer theyr advice. He has a grayt piece abowt cows in wun uv his erlier books, mebbe A Fine and Pleasant Misery. If yor huzbin is an owdoor person, he mite injoy teh Patrick F. McManus books. Teh chapter I’m remembering on teh topic mite be calld sumthing like “The Great Cow Plot.” Enjoy!
Fank yu, Gremlin!! I’ll chek dose buks out, fanks alot!!
i has a bunnee akshually
She nawt like to be snorgled tho…
At mai house der are too beautimus bunnehs. Deh are berry soft, one is floofy and deh udder one is “rex”. Him has fur liek velvet. Both of deh bunniehs sayz – “Snorgles!!! DO NOT WANT” whenebber wii tries to be petting dem.
Your snorgle intake needs to increase, though
Havin a bebbeh kitteh will awtomaticlee lower ur blud pressur. U juss haz tu haz a wurrie bout splortin!
oh noes! teh HHG slippy down teh noes an-an-AN-
*SPLORT*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo teh kootniz………….
Sweep braynes inna pyle.
rinse braynes wif pine sols fur the evergreen scent
pat braynes back inna hed
skriiiiiitch taypes hedbones back tugeddur
applies 50s Baf cap and teh THRG/wdoi
Wraps in teh floofee cheezpeepz blankit
hands hawt tea with lemming adn a chokklit possum
Rest doan luk at kitteh until fully recubbered.
dis wut combs ub iz being noob. tink sum braynz still inside CHRG getted nu yezterdayz or diz mornin; caint member….
I concur with the rest of you *SPLORT*
Sweep braynes inna pyle.
rinse braynes wif dom perignon we is outta pine sol
pat braynes back inna hed
skriiiiiitch taypes hedbones back tugeddur
applies 50s Baf cap and teh THRG/wdoi
Wraps in teh floofee bufflolo blankit
hands hawt chokklit with whippee creems adn a chokklit manatee.
Rest doan luk at kitteh until fully recubbered.
Fank gunness Ah iz awreddy splorted on da uvver kitteh dat wuz holdin hans. Dis kitteh still priddy danjrus. O.o
Did eie missus nebodee?
Splort!
I dunno iz ur marryed? If so, den u missus’ed hur!
**duks an runs**
No, Nawt gud subjict.
Sorry. Didn’t meen to hit a nerve.
I gonna has TWO stoopy ex-hubbies! Nebber thot I’d bee marryed twise, let alone diborsed twise.
Nawt an ex. Mai Fiancee was inna plane crash.
{{{{{{WRR}}}}}}}}}
sorry.
hart tew antizapate sadnez leik dis onna website fur teh funeez. so sowee riverw
riverweat peep. ai can haz noe wurdz fur dis. only silly sowee wird= nawt enuf, ai noes.
Oh, {{{{{West River rat}}}}}
My heart to your heart, sending you love.
{{{WRR}}} Ai sorry tu heer dat, iz furst holidays since den? Big hugs to you, an prayers for your heart.
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?
Memries, may be beautiful and yet
Whats too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
Iz just wurds, but God Bless you, honey. Iz always hard, speshlee dis time of year. She’s your angel now, waiting for you in Heaven.
{{{{{{{WRr}}}}}}}
For of all sad words of tongue or pen
The saddest are these “It might have been.”
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West River Rat, mai hart aches fur yoo. Hao verree verree sad taht is. And oh yes! You would do it all again! Painful though it may be, how much worse had it not been.
At least, that’s how it is with me. {{{{{WRR}}}}}
wot she↑sed.
(fanx, Janet)
ps i got yr burfdae card. fangs.
{{West River rat}} sending yoo hugs and heeling thots and sweet memries.
{{{WRR}}} so sorry to hear of your loss. Wish I could do more than send you healing energy and cyberhugs.
u kno iz okai 2 tawk abut it hear, write? cheezfrens gud 4 lissening nawt just laffing.
LOLZ.
*cheks salf carefully*
CHRG head protekshun…check
50’s style Baf cap wif flowers awn it, check..
Dukee tape..check, chek, double chek
Look, its Dr. Tinycat!!!! Splort contained, nuffin tu see heer, go bout yur bizniss peeps!
Splort implodes, staggers tu chare, pours self a drinkee, wraps self in cheezmap blankee, eets a choklit. Luks at Dr Tinycat one moar time. Oh, dat wuz bery close!
I iz nawt plushee…
But I kan pretendz.
*Ded from ketwness. Haz been immoon to splortz 4 years*
Frenz, I gotta go for a whiel.
I may be ablol tew come back later, but nawt shure.
Myl lubs tew awl!
doktar tiny cat
izza wunnerful wunnerful cat-
wheneber he in doktar threads
he reaching into teh bagz o’meds!
**applolsaus applolsaus**
tanx wesribawat! yew haz teh apreesheated dizurnmint!
Dat wuz bery xsellint! Nao haz eerwurm, but xsellint nun da less!!
I has nuffin to sez dat haddnt been sez!!!!
Cyoot x 10!!!
Dokter Tinycat lissen to hart … den stealz it!
Ai mayk appoynmen wif Dr. Tinycat – ai wanna get mai hart stole tu.
Kenn eye borro tihs kitteh for jest a minnut? I bring hum bak ryte awai I prommis…… *crosses finders behynna bak*
*kthxbyegottarunnowbakinnaminnutIpromiss*
oh noes!1! dr. tinycat has been catnapped!1!.. waytasekkund, dat dusnt sound rait.
We must reskew Dr Tinycat, STAT!!!
occay! ai shul burrow bukkit form teh lolrus, for whoebur has taken dr. tinycat mite has their heads asploded awlready! we need to put awl dat splort sumwhere.
**crikets chirping** Ok, if noe one want tu reskew Dr.tinycat, den ai duz it…**runs runs after bobcatt, distraks him wif catnip mausie, grabs Dr.tinycat, runs away kwiklee** Der, der, Dr.tinycat, you safe now! *closes door, snorgles wif Dr.tinycat before lettin him go to appointed rownds*
Oh, erictehlolcat!! Fank gudness yu arribed! *gibs drtinycat to eric…* you kin hold him fur a while, ai uses lolrus bukkit on catnapper! Aifinks him eesy tu distrakt cuz ub da splort!
**quietly taps awn door** Um, eric, yu done wif Dr.tinycat? Ai noes dat ai ran tu da reskew tu soon, jes to hab time wif him….um, eric, Dr.tinycat?
sure, yoo gitz awl teh gloree and ai gitz tew kleen dis mess.
oh well, as long as dr. tinycat is saef!
*gos back tew kleening teh OR korridors*
**giglols** Mai slow compooter, let me show yu it!!
Hey this is such a CUTE lol i so am gonna make it a fave
reskew simpl wit da handee-dandee Kitteh-detektr!
Which way to poynt it?
Dawkturr Tyneekat canz
heerz Hewmin’z hart wiff grayt eez
wiffowtz getteengz cloass
Dawkturr Tyneekat andz
uddurr Kittehz canz loawurr
Hewminz’ bludd presshurr
Stroakeeng Kitteh’s fur
duz dis. Awllso maykz Kittehz’
feelz besstest insydez!
Jack.
ohai Jack! Ayla n Manfred went to teh v-e-t yesserday. Day doin OK fur ole farts! (Manfred b 13 n Ayla 10) Dey looses teh wayt sum frum runnin away frum teh Michio brat kitteh! Ebberee buddee says “happee tayls” to Jack!
No offense to Dr. Tinycat, but her methodology is a little suspect. I am fully aware that my heartrate is NOT normal, because I am officially DED FRUM PRESHUS.
Iz tu make shur dat yu come bak fur da follo up visits…
oooh. Dr. Tinycat she is *wily*. I approve.
Follow up visits, enshurs tee times at da golfee course, dat’s fur shur. Ai wurked fur many Drs…
dat wud be worff goin tew teh doctur….just foar teh snorglin….
tew bad dat snorglin nawt part ob naowrmul chekupz….
Okay, foar wut iz worf, I’m bak.
WRr – I really stepped innit, and I’m verry sorry.
Duz ennybody has a crowbar to get dis size 8 outta my mouf? Iz berry uncomfortabul posishun.
Nawt Ur fawlt. U nawt noes.
tiyme nawt always healz.
no, but… it makes it hurt a littul less.
Thanks.
o heer…ai halps yew get yur futpaw awt ob yer mouf….
{{rhsb}} Yoo fine, nawt tu feels bad, ok?
Fanks, KK, but I cant halp to feel bad.
Ai noes, but der iz noe way yu culd hab known dat…Aifot yu wuld feel bad wen ai saw it, but, der is no way on erth yu culd hab known dat, ok? Pleez nawt beet self up obber dis!!
we awl gargglz wit desinex for tehfoot in mouth dizease; ifin yew iz todai, ai be tomarraw. WRR iz gud aboud it too, nawt tew be downz ok?
{{{rhsb}}}
Time tu put mai mellon collie back inna kennel. U du teh saem wif ur sads.
U been heers awl night and nawt go to NB wun time. What say we goes naow.
OKay. U can tells me awl abowt ur buffalol bedspred an mebbe gib mi tips awn hao tew keep teh spurs frum hangin up inna cubbers. *wink, wink*
Oh, an I loan u my whip cuz I been a bad gurl…
*surreptishushlee takes down applicashun signs*
**a certainn Elvis song begins playing from the NB, growing louder and louder**
**whispurrs tew WRr, NB iz lyk Vegas. Wat happens in NB, STAYS in NB**
When I look into your eyes
See the world cut down to size
Baby don’t apologize
Takin’ me one step over the line
When I touch your secret skin
Babe I know it ain’t no sin
I feel you startin’ to give in
Now let’s go one step over the line
**piks jaw up awf floor**
(I had tew googlol dat wun.)
I knoes “Fishin Inna Dark”, or hao bowt “Redneck Girl” by Bellamy Bros (my sorta-theem song)?
Haow bout Gretchen Wilson
Well I ain’t never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can’t swig that sweet champagne
I’d rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate…
That could work, too.
**reminds self to get Bellamy Bros cd out and put in bag for work**
I heard “Back That Thing Up” today. Really liked it.
OMCC. Just watched the video. Definite eye candy for the men, and not a bit realistic.
I jest fownd teh PURFECK NB song:
“House is Rockin” by Stevie Ray Vaughn.
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Awn dat note, I gonna say g’nite.
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See ya at teh NB, WRr!
*kk4 kwiklee grabs b.brothers cd frum rhsb, burns copy, replaces it, scampers away* Ai lub dat sawng!!
G’nite, {{rhsb}} sweet dreems!!
awww…dey awl leff……NB nawt fun wiffawt aneewun in eet…
*gets on mergency line, calls YNG’s wif blak cowboy hats* NB, STAT!
Nawt needz YNGs
mebbe BC to snorgle l8r
Him runned away?
**Sigh**
I loose moar mens dat wai.
Had to order the shampers adn the straw berriez. Nawt runs awai frum a challenge. (at least nawt teh gud kind)
Dere u are!
I dint kno ifn u beeted me tehre oar ran awf.
**takes WRr by hand an tehy hed to teh NB**
Hmmm, wat tu du wif dese YNG’s in blak cowboi hats…ai shur ai fink ub sumfin.
KK – I will leeb dem in ur capablol handz.
AWL ov tehm.
Need sum halp? Liek tehy say, tew heds R beddur tahn wun!
Oh, yesh, 4.5k, der shur iz a lawt ub dem…*fans self, passes fan tu 4.5k* hmmm, ai wunner if dey kin dans fur us an make drinkees… Jes tu audition, ub corse.
We cud alos chek owt if it’s tru dat teh spurs get snagged awn teh bed cubbers. Purelee fur sine-tiffik porpoises, ob corse.
Ub corse, is onlee fur thesis, ai sure.
Iz dry, boring research, but yoo noes wot tehy say – sumwun has to doit.
Gud nite kk4 adn ebreebuddy – sweet dreems!
G’nite, 4.5k, aifinks sweet dreems are imin–imenan–ar gonna happen!!
If iz dry and boring Ur doing it wrong, eggspeshully wif teh San ‘tonio spurs.
~snerk~ Yoo rite bout dat!!
methinks ODK is speaking tongue-in-cheek
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whose tongue, and whose cheek………..remains to be seen.
Yoo cheeky debbil!!
*grin* to quote Flip Wilson “The devil made me do it”
/Dat’s/ hoo sed eet nawt-secund?
here’s Flip Wilson doin’ his thing.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qAkEA-H_zE
lol….dat’s funeee….
as I kid I had a pillow that was Flip on one side, and Geraldine on the other. It had a pull string and would say the devil made me do it, or here come the judge.
Ya know, I ushualle nawt get INBITED tew teh NB. I ushualee gets SENT dere.
Lyk iz sum kinda punishmint. **begins laughing uncontrollably at teh thot**
{{rhsb}} glutton fur punishmint…well, dat’s a gud one!!
**whispurrs tew KK. I lernt sumfing 2dai. Ifn u want teh boss tew taek hims shirt awf, gibs him 2-liter ov sody-pop dat has been shook an gets him tew open it**
Himz ended up in hiz t-shirt an dress pants awl afturnoon. *snerk*
oooh, kk4 writes dis down in secret file…bery gud info, mai fren!!
Weep no more my lady
Oh! weep no more today!
We will sing one song for the old Kentucky home,
For the Old Kentucky Home far away.
If you get time, go look up “My Old Kentucky Home” by Nappy Roots and the BillBillies.
Nawt teh sayme song, but gud nonetheless.
wao…..ai nebber gits inbited…ai ushualee has tew go awn mah own…
Fanksgibean time ina YOO ESS AYY!
Happeeniss adn hugz adn dwumstix to ebbywun!!!1!
*duz fankfo dans wif 6 kittehs*
We duz fankful dans 2! MM has job, kittehs has fud n dry beds n we has famblee to b fanjful wifs!
tew teh kittehs, teh warm, dry beds, fud, and awl teh snorgles dat dey desebes…..dat beez awl dey need…..
yaey foar fanksginnin, hapeeniss, dwumstixz, hugs and snorgles!!
hey! my namb iz blued nao! be doez teh friending ting all cheez peeps, ppppppppplease?
mai real kitteh, Boo, iz demadez pettingz nao! muz complaye or getz sharp pointy ends.
ow!
I’z wawntin to no dat too, kittyboo! wai iz sum naymz bloo adn sum nott?
Maykz me feel teh badlee to nott bee bloo.
*iz feelin imbizibo*
*sniffl*
aw… did u set ur profile up?
U gots to cc and paste the web address for ur profile in2 the box where it says URI
okayz, I twy it…
Oh, hai, kittyboocat..ai jes frended yu..ai lubbed yur drtinycat song…Welcome to dis hapee hapee place ub fun an silliness!
Nawt Fare! Two splortiferocious kittehs in a single day! Take pity on us out heer! I made it thru the teeny babbeh holdin hnz dat Ai saw at werk. Thot I was safe, buuuuut noez! An dis babbeh is cream-colored wifa pinkee nose and tiny leetle pawz and big wide eyes. Iz too much cyoot in a day. Ai feel myself slid-ing…in…to…de…dark…splorttttt.
Divakitty123! Donut gives up! Halp is heer! Oh, ai hopes iz nawt too laet!
*Sweepee sweepee braynes inna pyle*
*skoopee skoopee teh braynes up*
*pat pat pat braynes back inna hed*
*skriiiiiitch taypes hedbones back tugeddur*
*stayple stayple stayple fur bak in plaec*
*snaaaaaapppppp! wif a 50s bavving cap and THRG/wdoi
*raps divakitty123 in floofee cheezland mpa blankee
*leeves hawt chokklit with mini marsh mallows adn chonklit possum adn tiptows awai*
Turkee hedded rubber glove?
WIN!!1!
Yas! Ai fink sumwun comded up wif dis dis morning. FTW!
I mist that.
I has had SUCH a bizzy atwerk… I hopes I can stay to play after the consert starts tomorrows!!
I’z heddin t’bed…
*schmoos* to u!
Nite all.
Nitey-nite! Sweet dreems!
g’nite gurl! Haz nice warm hapee dreems.
uh-uh-uhhh…whahappun? Okay, Ai remembers. It was the dangerously cyoot Dr Tinycat. 4.5K, you are a lifesaver! And I feel so seasonally stylish wif a THRG instead of a CHRG! Tankee!! The Hawt chokklit is de perfekt way to recover my eekwal…eekilib…balance! Whew…Ai will sip it slowly and think of nawt-cyoot kittehs, if der is such a thing!
maien is nawt……..
dis kitteh is sew k–
*SPLORT*
-oot…my hed mite asplode…
Anuzzer cheezpeep down! Such a danjrus babbeh!
*Sweepee sweep braynes inna pyle*
*skoopee skoopee teh braynes up*
*pat pat pat braynes back inna hed jentlee*
*skriiiiiitch taypes hedbones back tugeddur*
*stayple stayple stayple fur bak in plaec*
*snaaaaaapppppp! wif a 50s bavving cap and THRG/wdoi*
*raps DK in floofee bloo cheezland map blankee*
Heer, hab sum hawt chokklit wif chonklit sprinklees adn a chonklit badjer. Yoo’ll be gud as gnu soon!
Tank yoo!
Turkee-hed-rubur-glov? dat seems liek a win!
*snorgles intoo blankit too rest awf teh splort*
okayz, ia dood it ryt?
Yay, momofsix!! Yoo is bloo now! I gonna go on yur profile nd friend yu! Ai hads trubble wif it at first. Nawt gud at computers, wen ai did it, it bounceed bak to ebbryone!
Ai hab six kittehs too. Plus 3 hooman kids, ages 32, 24 an 21, plus two grandsons woo is 10 and 1 y/old. Conga rats on bloo name!
Fanx you, kerrykat! Ai haz soooo much happee nau!
oh, u haz a six kittehs too! Wunnerfoniss! Mai hooman kid is 14 adn skeery mee sumatymz, but ai lubbz her so.
ai sleepeeeeee. Haz to werk ina morneen. Bah.
Bee bak toomawrow!
yep, u is bloo!!
Next time u see Philippe tell him u is nooly bloo and he will has an award for u.
okayz, ai look for Philippe (izat fil-lip, or fil-leep? orrr, fil-lee-pay?)
much fanx to u, skwirrlgrrl. nite-nite.
YAY!! Dr. Tinycat iz bakk!!!
du want
YAY!! Dr. Tinycat iz bakk!!!
Splort. Klunk.
you’se up early. gimme a minute.
grabs mostly depleted CCC
props tidmum up against cart
sweeps up de braynes, cleans the braynes, re-installs the braynes
checks cart again…..whew one blanket left
wraps blanket around Tidmum, gives chokkie bunnies anna cuppa Borvo (izzat right?)
.
dat help?
Oh heck! *SPLORT!!!*
Ohai! I seez yoo has splorted, por thing! This behbeh is danjrusslee kyoot!
I gits owt teh speshul turkey-hed rubber glubs (THRG).
*kleenin up teh brayns, scoopin em bak inna hed*
*tuk tuk tuk teh brayns tuk tuk tuk teh brayns*
*puts on THRG, gud an tite*
*duk tayp awl arownd* Ther ya go! Has a gud day!
Mai hart goz BOOM
TEH KYOOT!!11
[paints the walls]
oh noes… heer ai goes agin… SSPPLLOORRTT!!!
Awwww, you haz mai hart!
Ohai, Hermione. I luvs this kyoot orinj behbeh. I wuntz to say to heem:
Yor in owr Innernets. Steelin owr hartz!
Personally I think it would have been funnier if the caption was “Oh my goodness, It’s an Alien!” Or something similar.
I lub da palm-size kittehs. Lub dem all ups.
An I need MOAR advenshurs ov Dr. Tinycat!
*iz ded* <3
Dr. Tiny Cat bees aowt ov uunifourm; hims liddol greine skrub-soot ar inna warsh;
Hims stil luukes kyuoote, tho: hims splortashus faktur bees jes teh saime wifaowt hims doktur aoutfit!!!
Him jus’ gawt off da goff corse!
Iz nu tu da speekin da lolzpek. Pleezd fer tu bi speekin wif awl de admairers of da kittehs. Dis iz leethily koot, an az sooch mait bi danjeroos ir skeery. Haw du yoo preepair yoosef fer da pawer of da kittehs whin yoos braynes iz so skwishee?
awwwwwwwwwwww how cute i love tinycat
CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUTEST PIC OF ALL TIME!
KISENSITE RULEZ!!! E P I C CUTENESS!
Oh noes! Is tooooo cute 4 my eyez! MY EYEZ! Dey IZ Burning!
HALP ME DR.TINYCAT!!!!!!!
KISENSIDAN RULEZ DA WORLD. Dr. TINYCAT, I WUWS U!
oh nooooez, my eyez my eyez , dey iz burnin from da cuteness!
Poor ur eyez. I’d call dr Tinycat but I no he busy healin da sick. Da realy sick!
howz cutz iz da baby kittah?
Teh kyoootness of dat kitteh iz too much, we haz splorted!
Wow oh my oh my………the kyotness iz amazin an it makes me shivver an mai hart goez boom boom tick tick……….silence……..oh dr tinycat, come to rescue pleez!
srsly, de big hand an the littel kitteh in dis lol is an iconic immige! SUPERB.