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i fits in the palm of your hand
want!
i can has fuzzbaby?
Do want!
And euh..
Cheezburgah 2 pl0x
Congrats Valesa, u leed teh conga lien 2 teh tye booteek.
WARNING! WARNING! WE HAVE A MAJOR SPLORT EVENT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Please to put on your CHRGs & HGGs before viewing this lol.
CCC heer!
Ooh, dat being good adviess! Iss mayjer splort indoosir!
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Want! Maybee Valesa an ai can draw straws or sumfin.
U 2 can shares- teh moar buddies, teh beddarer!
Oh noes….chrg warning is too far down teh thread…..***SPLALOLRT***
Ohnoes, nawr rekyooed yet, an teh Soaring Splort Support Squad nawt see yu heer?
*sweepy sweepy alla braynes intu neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif sparkly spring waters wif hint uv strawberrees*
*squish teh braynes back inna hed* Tehse nawt awl fit, yu shur tehy awl belonging tu yu? Ohwayt, ai had in bakwards, it fits teh otter way.
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif dayglo pink dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit n chokklit ephalunt fur rebuilding braynes*
Iz bedder nao? Plz tu nawt luking at cyootnesses until fullee recobered, otay?
oh fank u fank u fank u! u was verry helpful…
o noes, not agin!
*splort*
Fank you, Prysma-kitten! I wuz layin heer for a berry lawng time!
o noes – ai haz nawt bin heer inn ayges aand – SSPPLLOORRTT!!!
CALL A LOLYER I WUZNT WARNEDED!
good thing i aer wearing my Peruvian chullo wif the ear flapz and decormated wif llamas (burfday present frum my ESL class)
*tinytendrils tenderlytuckteh bwaynes bak in da cupcake’s crane ell areyah*
*fwipfwipfwip*
*wraps hed titely wif furstaid tendrils until a licenscious, er, licensed CCC operahater arribes*
Fankz u 4 teh warnin, i’z wil put on mai prutektivee geer…..
but furst..
wat iz so kyoot?
wait, my geer…!
*!!!!!SPLORT!!!!!!!*
moar liek plam of ur fingr.
Uh ohs!
*SPLOOOORT!*
Blargh…
Oh noes – Maus is down, Maus is down!
*holds up a beeg sine* PLZ TO PUT ON YOR PURRTEKSHUN!!!
Maus, speek to us, buddy! Speek to us!
Aiz help kleen ups Maus brayns!
*sweep, sweep
scoooop
stuff brayns in hed
pat, pat*
hanz meh teh dukee tayp!!! STAT!!!
*hands ManfredMom praple ducky tape*
Fanks BDm!
*obbers hawt choklit and yummy nomnoms to halp rekoberee*
*skweeka, skweeka, skweeka*
Heer ai iz wif CCC – prittee eerlee dis tym – to hanz owt teh CHRGs so we mimi…miny…keep splortij down to small amowntz!
*joyns ManfredMom in handing owt purrtekshuns*
This week onlee, we haz speshul Fangsgibbin CHRGs wit drawings uv turkeys on ‘em!
Oh luk, an this wun heer haz sceens on it frum teh Charlie Brown Fangsbiggin speshul! Wun uv mah fayvrit scenes, this is wher Snoopy is maykin teh popcorms!
den purrhaps iz THRG dis week on akownt uv deh fangsgibbink?
dat iz bery gud ideea Kirsten, dis pixure sew cayuute wii need turkey hed rubber glubs fer de eggstra spaice dey wil purrvide.
An iffin ennywun findz enny X-tra brains jus layin aroun…pleez tu be savin dem fur me….aye needs alla help aye can git.
O hai, COL! How u is? Haven’t seed u in a lot of whiles. Too many whiles!
Hai COL!! Guds to see u heer!
O hai, MM! Gud to c u here 2!
we haz lots ob old frens tew be thankful fur……… (an ai nawt mean frens are old……….
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O, gud. Otherwise I mighta been offendified.
do foil hats werk?
Ownwee wif lawts ob dukee tayp!! NE fing dats holes in tah brayns is guds. We Jus haz teh CHRGs or THRGs n 1950s swim caps on CCC. U welcum to doe nayt teh foil hats to NE CCC! Fanks fur teh eye dee a!
o noze, maus fergot hiz jo junta reely-lawng-naim sunglasses!
sweepity braynes inno a pyle
rinsity wif sparkly wadder sew u feel lite & fizzy
packity bak inno braynium cabity
snapity awn eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly maus inno a floofy cheezfrends map blankie
prepair trai uv hawt chokklit & sorded pastrees
naow jus sit kwietlee fer a minit, u bee otay
Wha… Whu… Where am I?
*Looks up at the picture*
Uh oh!
*SPLORTSPLORTSPLORT*
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*runruns back wif CCC* WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOO
*sweepy sweepy Maus’s braynes intu nyce neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif bubbly spring waters sew da bubbles look like dots….* Oh, dotz! Uups! bak to Maus…
*looks at da bwayn map, donot know how to dew it, sew squish teh bwaynes back inna hed*
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif praple (mah faborite culor) dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit wif whippy creem n chokklit manatee fur rebuilding braynes*
Otay, nao, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until yu be feelz bedder, and if you feelz a splort kumin awn, think of income taks, ok?
*takes teh bundled up leeky braned maus*
*turns him arownd facin the pasture where Petunia is grazing*
*Puts on hiz fancee Joo Janta glasses*
*Puts a papur bad over his hed for gud meashure*
*hands him a skotch*
*considers*
*pokes a hole in teh bag and gives maus a bendy straw*
That shud do it! U finkso??
Um… yeah, aigesso. Fanks…
U don’t leik teh papur bag?
I can get some breefs from teh DBC, mite work just as well….
Teh papur bag is fien. Whatsa DBC?
DeBreefing Cart…..
U must have a big bizzy like me…sprised u had to ask that one!
*skwink*
Debriefing is one word. Besides it’s the DWDC (Double Wide Debriefing Cart). And yes, I has a majer bizzee. Trying to finish a day-and-a-half of work in the next 2 hours. Sheesh…
*shows Creative Lisense*
*then runs away from crankee maus*
don’t fergit teh minnee marshmelloez!
but in this case I holds my CHRG on!
*splut*
hai ai iz too noob to unerstan/; wat iz HGG n CHRG?
Ohai, kittyboocat. HGG is happi-goggi-goggles (worn on teh eys to proteckt frum too mush kyootniss). Teh CHRG is chikkin hed rubber glub. We wayrs wun on owr hed to keep owr brayns frum splorting owt when we is overcome by teh kyoot!
*poynts paw to upper rite korner uv Web site* Ther is a lol-speak wiki that esplayns sum uv teh wurds.
I welkums yoo an givs yoo a fresh CHRG to purtekt yoo frum teh kyoots. *givs kittyboocat a fresh CHRG* Ther ya go!
tanx frenz! ai like asked teh frenz cauz iz most personl frum teh wiki. kin ai offers yewz sum hot coffee diz mornin’? CHRG fit fien! HHGs sliden dowm mai pug noze a bit….
ohai kittyboocat! welkum 2 cheezland!
a CHRG iz a chikkin hed rubber glub dat u ware awn ur hed 2 contyne splortage. HGGs r happee goggie goggles dat hep filter owt de cayute a lil bit. Iffen u clik awn de ‘lolspeak wiki’ tab up tawp dere u cahn see splanashuns uv lotz uv de cheez phrases dat doan maik mush sense anee ware elze beesydes cheezland
i tanx fren fur yeh lessoning. wiki no hab hot chocltez
HGG? nots so shur. CHRG(wdoi) is teh chiken hed rubber glub wif drowingz on it. (see LoLwiki) fur NEfing u noes unnerstand) We needs to keep brayns in hed wen we see sumfing dis KYOOOTTTSSS!!! So to pree vents teh splortij, we puts in teh CHRGs. Awl ways sum abaylibull on teh CCC.
Gremlin and Bluesfan r rite abowt teh HGGs, but dat issn’t in teh wiki, I don’t fink… lots of noo werds we has invented, has not shown up tehre yet.
*wonders how to get noo werds in teh wiki*
Ai fink u haz to be a member uv teh wiki website.
tanx tu all cheezfrenz fur teh lessin in the lol speak!!
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*runruns back wif CCC* WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOO
*sweepy sweepy skwirrlgrrl’s braynes intu nyce neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif bubbly spring waters sew da bubbles look like dots….* Oh, dotz! Uups! bak to skwirrlgrrl…
*looks at da bwayn map, donot know how to dew it, sew squish teh bwaynes back inna hed*
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif praple (mah faborite culor) dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit wif whippy creem n chokklit manatee fur rebuilding braynes*
Otay, nao, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until yu be feelz bedder, and if you feelz a splort kumin awn, think of income taks, ok?
BDm – u iz wunnerful a dishun to CCC teem! Fanks fur ur helps!!!
Inkum Tacks?
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I-Inkum TTacks??
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PLEHPLEHPLEHPLEHBLARGLEBLARF!!!!!
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*straytenz tinfoyl hatt*
oog… sawree foar teh mess… enbuddy gotz a goggie? tehy kleanz up ennyfing…
Dat wai u noe ware him iz
Ai awl ways wants to noes wear dis widdul kyootee iz!!
Luuk boff wais fore u cross street tew
Oh dear. Wut a darling! Quick, everywun puts on yer protection and hurri to yer assigned posts!
Everybuddy stay in line.
Ah habs on my Super CHRG….hoep it werks, but this is a verry tuff case of splortashusness!!!
every buddy stay in line AND holds your partners hand
and choose please your partners carefully
I choose Brindlecat because of the Super CHRG
Fank u, 2wh2blk2stripey! Adn we iz fwenz nao!
your welcome Brindlecat, buddies shud bee cheezfrenz
and i luvz that yoo haz resque kittehs !
I putz mah itty bitty trust in teh palm uv yor hand . . .
AARRRGGGHHH! Kyoots werds to go wif kyoot pik!!! sumwun toss meh teh dukee tayp!! Ai no fink mai CHRG gonna holdz!!
Just think uv ur 401K….
An if you still mite splort, fink ub 401K an inkum tacks
Fanks, dats hepps alawt!
thots ob yep, that did it!!
oh noes, mai 401 K in previus commint……… is gone!! ai pwomish, wuz der be4
Hold on, ManfredMom, be strong!!!!!1!!
*caterpillar wrings feelers in dispair*
We needs ur support!
Ai b strong! Ai lefs fur wyle to go gets teh crunchee fuds fur kittehs b foar watebber iz fawling frum skai terns to icee! Weez had 15 inches ob sno dis week.
My heart is lyke a kitten in teh palm ov yr hand….
noob first post – and after teh “Splort” , i fot i refigneyed sumting..hem, hem, do not de all offended an stff, k? i iz very tender and new… Look like micatangelo made da first wun on da ceiling for ceiling Cai, but hoomanz sed direfectsable, so had to paint ober it, and now we OWN it….iz big WIN !! (after the splort, taht iz)
I admirez all you talented cheezpeeps, wif yer happity commentz and yer abilities to count past elebenty : P
OOOPS I ment Ceuiling CaT…not blame me fer enthusiast, k?
um, K – sumpin wrong -dis wun spose to be unner udder wun, an i made secondy misteak – Should be Ceiling Cat…*hides under desk*.
Awww…. ai wud hold yr hand, behbeh kitteh!
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Behbeh kitteh iz da KYOOT! Ebreebodee ware yr protexunz gainst splorts!
Alwaiz hawld teh hand uv nerse
Fur feer uv fyndin sumfin werse.
annipuss yew iz teh cewtniz near sploort level too! iz frum rhyme uv childhood?
Ai fink it iz wun uv Hilaire Beloc’s liddle rimes – teh nerse wud be famlee serbant aka “nanny”
may bee frum ryime ob sik minds as Ai can fink ob sumfing u mite finds if nawt holding nersus hands. – Donts miss tah bedpan!!!
It meens chillunz nerse nawt horsepiddle nerse!
oh! ai noes had ners wen ai waz chile – eksep in hosee pittul!
Belloc wuz aritsh chylde – he had a nanny (like Mary Poppins) In TTI dat is awlso cawld nurse oar nursery maid
Aw, lookit teh bebbeh! WANT!
SSSPPPPLLLLLLOOOORRRTTTT!
Oh, deer, CCC awn teh wai…
Sweep up rhsb’s braynez
rinse den wiv sparklee wadder
pakk dem bakk in herz brayne bocks
replaes hedd bonez and fassen wiv dukky tape.
Heer, haz a nyoo CHRG wdo and sum hawt chokklit and a chokklit lolrus
Rap ur selb inna cheezpeeps map blankie an rest awhile.
Aww RHSB, ai fowt u hads tah CHRG reddee!!
SOOPER KYOOTS ALERT!!! AWL CCC TEEM MEMBERZ TO ICHC STAT!! REPEET: AWL CCC TEEM MEMBERS TO ICHC STAT!!!!
*kwiklee sweepz up rhsbs brayns n stuffs in hed, cubbers wif payn CHRG n dukee tayp*
EEP! rhsh, speek 2 meh!
sweepity braynes inno a pyle
rinsity wif sparkly wadder sew u feel lite & fizzy
packity bak inno braynium cabity
snapity awn eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
wrappity wif duk taype uv mannee rainbo cullers
snuggly maus inno a floofy cheezfrends map blankie
prepair trai uv hawt chokklit & sorded pastrees
heer, cuddle dis stoofed manatee & doan luk at de kitteh fer a few minits
rhsb even, sorree
Wow, I gots a TRIPLOL reskew!
Fanks, frenz.
Teh bebbeh iz sew kyoot. Lookit dat floof, dat fayse, dat liddlol paw…
Ooohhh…must..stawp…luukin…at…teh…kyoot….
awmos a quad… qwed… fore way resku, but ai seen yew weer bean takin gud caer ub!
Fanks, BDm. Plz tew stick arown, tho. I nawt shure I wont splort agin.
Dis bebbeh is jest tew mush. I kin heer teh liddlol purr nao…
I has an xtra papur bag if u needs it….
Ai knows! An can feel teh bebbeh fuzz fur, an feel teh teeny sowft lil pawpads, an… nonononono, must nawt fink uv taht, iz nawt enuff purrtekshuns in whirrld against splorts if ai finking tehse fings! Heer, yu needing moar dukkytaype tu?
puddy cat plays patty cake
omgomgomgOMG i doan know whut to dew insucha mergencee *watches peeps running, scooping, splorting, taping, triaging, mass confusesion*
hmmm. WP nommed mai answer… wii beh habin dez ejermansees when dere be an egg specialolly kyoot piksur. Awl da cheezfrens halp out, and takes kare ub the cheezpeeps. Wii neber loss aneeone since ai been hear. *smile*
***SPLORT***
Ded frum koot – nawt a bad wai tu start a toozdai!
saym here.
Teh floof, teh eye wiskers, teh teenytiny!
*ded*
Aww – CCC bin awl ohber tah plays tuday! We gets to DPK n Gober ASAP!!!
fankoo Manfredmom…..
I wuz skrapin up braynz fur a ower.
o noze o noze!!! folkses r splortin ebreeware!!! SPLORT OVERLOAD!!!!!
*cawls fer de Soaring Splort Support Squad*
WHEEEEYEWW WHEEEEEYEWWW
helichopper lands, mannee YNGs, firemens, firewimmins, heros uv awl walks uv lyfe jump owt.
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inn unison dey start sweepin braynes (jus lyke a ballet innit?)
rinsin dem awf
packin bak inno heds
applyin CHRGs & duk taypin dem in plaice
handing over HGGs
wrapping in cheezfrend map blankees
brewin tee, hawt chokklit, cawffee, anne bevvies dey cahn fink uv
baikin cukkees, pastrees an caiks
supplyin shmoos 2 awl cheezfrends in need
PHEEW!! Fang gudniss we gots helps! Ai tayks wun ob teh cheezfrend map blankeez n hots choklits n sits down!!
Choklit manatee?
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*obbers milk and drk choklit manatees tew Manfred Mom*
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*noms choklit manatee herself*
whew, haz bean bizzy moarnin heer in cheezland wif awl dis splortin!
*helps seff 2 choklit manatee, mug uv coffee, fyreman & snugglez inno map blankee*
*nom, nom*
Mmmmm – choklit manatees gud wif milk! Fanks BDm!
have you seen mah bukit
O Noes! Ittee bittee kittehs cum in bukits???
*cowntz CHRGs*
Hopez ai haz nuff purr tekshun fur ebbree buddee!
i cums wit many bittie kiddies
hao menee bitteh kittehs u haz?? Ai has 1 BIG kitteh, 1 mee deeyum kitteh n1 jus a bit ober kittinhud.
Big kitteh likes de cheesburgers by de bukit sizzed
Totally cute kitten! It makes me remind of my sweet cat when he was little!
Well, lookz liek da inishal ejermansee is ober… ai haz tew goes tew werk nao. Ebereebodee hab a grate dai, and donot forget tew ware protekshuns!!
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*shmoo* Beh bak in da middol ub da nite!
OMG!!! splorts evreewear! Teh cheez-manatee! Teh cheez-manatee!
(choklit manatee?)
Ohai parrothead!
Dew nawt wurree de Soaring Splort Support Squad (see furder up in de thred) is awn site. Ai haz 2 goe naow butt dey wil bee standin bye 2 hep in anee moar splort sichuashuns.
sumwun elze wil hav 2 direkt dem doh, kay?
Ohai bluesfan473! Few, I feelz mush better now! U hab a wunnerful daze, u hab dun a heroic job here! will tryz tu direkt.
*SPLORT*
*GUSH*
aaiiee!1! teh kyoot n teh sweetnesses ov dis iz 2 much 4 mai hed!1!
*fallz ober mostly ded frum teh kyoot*
ai kneed a kitteh buddeh liek dis wun…
brainfire! Ai comming, howld awn!
*runruns in serch uv CCC*
*runruns back wif CCC* WHEEEOOOO WHEEEOOO
*sweepy sweepy alla braynes intu nyce neet pile*
*washy washy teh braynes awl cleen wif sparkly spring waters wif hint uv lime*
*squish teh braynes back inna hed*
*put teh pieces back tugevver*
*put CHRG awn hed*
*taypee taypee taypee wif dayglo lellow dukky taypes*
*rap up in cheezpeeps map blankkit n give hawt chokklit n chokklit platypuss fur rebuilding braynes*
Otay, nao, du nawt luk at teh cyoot until yu be fully recobered frum tihs splort.
wp eated mai kommint!1! ai sed mannee fanks to u, prysma-kitteh. ai saw dem b4; nao dey bgon. WWAAHH!!!
OMCC, taht just, just just… Iz taht much cyootness leegall?
*puts awn 50s baving cap wif flowrs an titens strap*
*puts awn CHRG wif algebras awn it*
*adds a hole roll uv raynbow dukky taype*
*splut*
Otay, it holding in teh brayns so far!
*fills baskit wif baving caps, CHRGs wif mafematics awn, an dukkytaype, an runs aroun applying tu ebrywun in site*
2nd rule – hang on tite wiv pointee ends!!
Ai finkso we maybee needing anudder CCC whut wif all teh splortage today. Mebbe we shud apply fur sum uv teh “bailout” munnies?
Aifinkso tu! Aifinkso we will hab to hab a plan in place, or meybe jus we shud show pickshur and let all the conga-russ-min splort? Dat shud nawt make mush mess.
OK… Must find dis kitten. He cyooter than us. We must destroy.
oh, man.
that is just too much.
*thinks of reasons it might not be so cute after all*
it’z … ummm… fotoshopped?
it’z … errr … nawt a reel kittee, it’z a stachoo of a elophant?
it’z … lemme see … danjerus fer teh kitteh?
it’z … oh, ai noes … sumfing ai seen before alreddy?
*looks wistfully for help*
ai donut think these are wurking …
*hands Fleep baving cap, CHRG wif adbansed fizziks formoolas awn it, a hole roll uv dukkee taype, an a pair uv HGG*
This being teh ownlee help abailabul, aifink!
But whateber yu du, duz NAWT follo teh “we followin dat rool.” linkee beneef teh pikshur, coz it be nuvver berry cyoot bebbeh, an taht be sebere oberdose! Ai barelee surbibed!
whoa, that helpz … thnx.
this is wun cyoot little kitteh. yep.
don wurree Pd’B! teh CCC kart teem iz wurkin as fast as dey kan. dey b saving u frum teh kyoot n teh sweet and…
*feelz splort building again*
o noes! save urself!1! run awai!1!
Kitteh is a roothless tax auditor and he wants to see ur returns for teh last elebenty yeers.
Oooh, severe splortage reduction! Almoss as gud as Kitteh sayin, “Sorree, teh inishul mamlolgram pics dinnit turn out. Muss re-do now.” Well, mite not wurk fur Fleep, but cud save lotsa gurl brayns.
We’re in yor mammogram, re-squishing yor boobies!
Yup, yor rite, that wuld do it fur meh . . .
…owwwee…
*hugz liddel pawz 2 teh chestess*
Taht bees soe funneh; oar mebbee nawt: becuz iyt akshully heppined to me!
Ohai, CKK. Happind to meh, too, last yeer. Wuz mah furst mammogram. And mah sekkund, as it turns owt. They thot they fownd sumthing bad, but it turnd owt it wuz just a weerd shaddow on teh pikshor. I got to do teh dubbil skwishing. But, whew – I had a releeved to lern awl wuz OK. Nawt everywun is so lukkee . . .
Fleep, yoo furgut tew get upset about the “F” word being used
ok, lemme see. a tax auditor fotoshopped into a dangerous stachoo of an elephont that eberybuddy has alreddy seen a gazillion times before. Yep, that otta do it. Oh yes, it’z speeking baby-talk too. Nope, nuffing cyoot to see here. Move along …
Nyce tryyyyyyy. tyten ur CHRG.
“That’s not a reel lolophant” pic ref, FTW!
Here’s a link for those of u who missed it way back when:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/19/funny-pictures-joy-elephant/?cp=all#comments
Ai rember: iyt wuz a faike elolfunt skwirtyng faike wadder frum hims trunque!
Here’s teh lolophant pic Fleep is refurring to. Was way back long time ago. Links still look like they’re borked, so u can copy and paste this into ur browser address bar:
icanhascheezburger.com/2008/03/19/funny-pictures-joy-elephant/?cp=all#comments
Or just go back to March 19, 2008 and look for “Joy”
dat defitnit — defenigh — shur duz luuk lyke a danjerus lolophant. Fanks, lolcatburglar! howeber, duz nawt detrak — detrac– take aways frum the cyootness abuv.
No, but it was fun to read through teh comments. Peeps kept saying it wasn’t a reel lolophant over and over and over and over and over, all ad nauseum-like.
And sum uv us still managed to enjoy teh LOL! Lyke we always do.
Lukkin fur joy, and findin it!
-grem
Oh that wuz funny!
Trollhunter u mite wants to check that one out for ur researchez. LOTS of specimins. And I do meen specimins. *mischivuss grin*
Ai waz wunnering what waz up wif teh lolephant refrins… fankies, LCB.
Ai makes note uv taht, leeza, an, er, pass awn messij tu TrollHunter. Will have tu du wunce ai gets hoem, tho, ai gots tu go owt inna cowld, grey, rainy, pleh wevver an get fuds an pay collij tu howld mai spot fur Janooaree an fings lyk that. But will luk when ai gets home!
Cuteness overload!!
preddy soon we r gowing to be down tu silver duckee tape.
burfday fairy comes surfing in on sparkling raynbow wave ob unbeleevable kyootness to wish a big HAPPEE BURFDAY to all teh cheezfrenz, noofrenz, lolfrenz, lurkurfrenz an trolz hoo haz tehms burfdays today!! burfday haz had a hard time keepin up wif herz bizzy skedoole, so if i haz missd anywun’s burfday teh last fyoo days pleez speek up heer an let me know! i haz bringed tasty fudjy hommaed burfday caeks, i skreem, fizzyfrooty punch, poynty party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags wif yoyos taht lite up wen tehy yoyo, kandees, liddle rolly puzzels wher yoo roll teh liddle balls arownd froo teh maze, an puffy turkee stikkers wif googly eyes!!
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Ohai burfday fairy! Reel Lyf Syndrome eben happen tu fairees? Iz sad fing.
Yay, liddle rolly puzzels! *puts awn partee hat an sits daon wif puzzel* *rollrollrolltiprolltiprolltiprolltiproll* Ai neber win tehse fings, but them iz addiktive!
It waz being KCTailkinker’s birfday awn Sunday.
* sneeks in behynd burfdai fairee adn eyes fudge caek *
Cans ai puts i skreem in fizzyfrooty punch? MMM das ekstra gud!
i not objeks to teh creatib modificayshun ob teh burfday party refreshmints!! (see below, skwrrlgrl an parrothed)
thanx, faerie! my birthday wuz teh 23rd n my liddul girl turnz 13 on Thanxgivin! i will givs her a rolly puzzle where teh liddul balls roll over 2 make eyes on teh fuzzeh cookie monster- thanx!
happe burfday kayjoy!! heer iz extry tip ob teh burfday wand for yoo to make all yor wishes dis yeer come troo!! an happee burfday in advance to yor deer dotter! can’t maek any promises,but i will try to pop in aftur i put teh turkee in teh oven!!
fank yoo for letting me kno! i will find kct an wish her happy burfday!
yah, teh RLS happenz to us fairyz too. owr liddle wings get tired, an we haz to re-stokk teh fairy dust. but i carriez on!!
Purrhapps Burfdaiy Fairy needez a liddol vakashun adn mebbee a liddol nappee;
Teenee tinee oaverwurked fairyz woo spendez a lawt ov tiem doeiyng guud foar ovvers shud hab sume daown-tiem tuu…….
*takes some frooty punch*
*adds vodkah*
*flys qwietly in*
*eyes vodkah*
*luuks around fur tumata juuce*
*burfday fairy checks i.d., qwietly slips skwirrlgrrl an parrothead sum vodka an tumater joose*
fankies burfdai fairy! Ai gawt teh gudies nao and teh happees!
Nawt Sekkund Roole ob Buddee Systum… Yu NAWT tawk about Buddee Systum!
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O wayt… issa diffrunt moobee…
*hedbats GP*
I thot u sed u was gonna brush up on ur movie trivia for quiz nite! How we ever gonna win if u just slacks around, hmmm?
but but but… ai has had a bizee waht wib awl teh prep… prap… prip… getty reddy fur teh “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert tomorrow!
Cjoot.
*eats*
Kittyyyyy! Cute! ^^
Nomnomnomnomnom…
Wii iz habbin owr FanksGibbin lunsch at werk 2dai. I’m nommin lyk a fool az I type.
I gonna need nap after dis!
happee fanks gibbin rhsb!
*sits on teh floor n waitz 4 teh scrapples 2 plop n2 mai kitteh mouf*
Shhh! don let ur boss kno ai iz heer, k?
adorable!!!!
I should look at the comments more often – they are fun!
the LOLz are funny, but its teh commints taht maek me laff till i hurt. be careful, its addikting!!
AWWWWWWWWWWW
Da bebbeh!
MUST HAVE!!
Iz berry cyoot an prezus an wif tiny lilleh toses an floofy furs an lilleh stripey stripes an . . . oh noes . . .
SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!
’scuse me :blush:
Hmmmmm, seams tuu bees a splortodemik goeiyng awn:
‘K, Rattipuss: Ai fixx yuu up;
Calls crazee CC drivure kitteh, hoo bees paurked arownd teh kourner:
Hims skreechez iyn wif a kwikniss; Ai vakuums alla braynes up wif teh BRVM
(Brayne Recobberee Vakuume Masheen); ploppez alla braynes iynto RP’s hed wif a pankake turner; tapez hed wif Dukee Taipe; sekures teh whol fing wif a CHRG adn a 50’s bavving kapp, jes tuu bees shure;
Geyts chokolit possums adn a chokolit martoonie (laurge syze) adn gibbs tuu RP’
“Here yuu goes, RP: relaxx naow adn reyst foar awhil; yuu gunna feal beddure sune” & Happee Fanksgibbing!!!!”
Oh, fanks. Ah feels bedder nao. Jus cant luuks at da lillah floofy bit in da pitcher.
Noms da chockies.
U habs happee Fanksgibbing, 2!
Correction to my post: Shud have been crazee CCC (Cyuoote Crash Cart)
nawt CC ( as in Ceiling Cat)
Mai bad!!!!
OMG…!!o_o 2 kewt…!
…………WAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneone
oh noes don’t eats me.
oh my god, cutest kitteh everrrrr
i kan onwly leed yoo to kat door, yoo must walk throo it yorself.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH IZ TOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
::has dyed an iz ded::
*gitz owt teh reverberator*
Charged? Charged! Letz hit em wit ringers lactate! *ZAP!!!*
Agen? Agen! *ZAP!!!*
Whew! That wuz a klose kawl. Yoo shuld be OK nao. But don’t go in swimming for at leest 30 minnitz.
Heerz a choklit possum to halp restor yor strength. *hands Forge a choklit possum*
Squeeeeee!
High five, little baby.
that baby’s paw is so tiny, you high-five him with your finger.
Many a lover of cats was smitten
while that cat was still a kitten…
Dese pics sew kyute, yu gonna gib mi brayne dammidge or sumfing…
omigosh. dis beeing teh Kyootness of Doom.
**** starts to sway fum siad to siad.feeling woozy dizzy ****
otay otay.
**shaikees it off**
ai’m otay. Whew. Wuz klos wun. teng gudness mai skull being incre…incra…. really really thick. Mai natural bornded CHRG – let me shoz u it.
Kyootness of Doom, FTW! Lemme halp yoo ther. I has eggstra duk tayps. I givs yoo sum.
*tayp tayp tayp* Ther. Duz yoo haz yor balance bak?
dat is sooo cute! iz fit wud fit in ur hand
Awww