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Pay up!
Whadaya mean I has to pay windfall tax on this!
oh hallo cherie!
U r out of teh maus hole now?
U know there’s never bin anyone else….
*Harumph!*
That I know of…
Oh but c’est vrai!!
I promiss….
*crosses coeur*
*iz she crossing her coeur or iz she corssing her fingurs?*
Perzacktly!
Don’t use your Fronsch on me, Devil Woman!
*Starts to tremble all over*
*Smoke comes out of ears*
Gaaaaahhh! I can’t help myself!
Tish! You spoke French!
*ArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKissArmKiss*
Ahhh maus… je t’adore!
oh, ai cannawt helps to barge in foar the punchlyne —
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shut it yerslef!
*BaDum Ching!*
*phew* merci bow coo, got taht out uv mai system.
sorry ai cud nawt stop maiselfs.
u may naow goes bak to ur flirting.
u wawnt friiz wid dat win?
Kwikk go kollekt naow!
Yeah, bettur huree. It eckspires toma… toomor… day aftur today.
cheese burgr FTW!
Cheezburgerz fur all!!!!
Mine!!!
no mine!!
*grabs tikket*
*bats tikket out ov teh skwirrly-one’s widdle handses*
*tikket flutters in teh air, shining in teh light.*
*watches wif a rapt*
charges frum beehynd de cowch, leeps & bats tikket, grabz wif snarfly fangs & skampers awf 2 cash in tikkit!
*Takkles bf473 wif swiftie paws, nd teh tikket goes flying in teh air nd landz in teh catnip stash.*
*runsruns affer BiB, pownses awn tikkit in catnip stash pyle, rollz rollz inna catnip & fergitz awl bout tikkit*
*garbs tikkie wif wun paw while keeping nose plugged wif anovver. Calims cheezburgers, nd brings enuff bak fur evverbuddy.*
*yoinks a cheezburger*
aw, fank u BiB, nawt sure wai butt ai seam 2 hav de munchiez naow *brushes loos catnip owt uv fur*
Veruca! Violet! That’s *Charlie’s* tikket. U gibs it back to him.
Charlee an teh Choklit Faktree ref, FTW!
Ummm…maybe Charlie an teh Cheezburger, aifink so.
I ment “Charlie an teh Cheezburger Faktree”, uv corse.
YOINK!
teh end uv teh preevius commint and teh beginningz uv tihs wun beeing juxt… jukts… beeing neks 2 eech other are, how u say, ironikal!
We r teh champions, my frens!!!
an we’ll keep on nomming till teh endz….
Free Cheezburger! Woo-hoo!
I can has FREE cheezburger!
Ackshully, I’m habbin mushroom cheezburger foar lunsh. Mmmm….
Better hurry; that prize esspires tomorrow.
Hurree kitteh! ur coopon expyres tamarrow!
GMTA LCB!
finally – cheezburgers!1!
dis tikkit b teh winningest 4 teh kitteh.
WANT!
Rats! Kitteh winned a cheezburger and all I winned was this lousy sportscar.
And I also winned…
A diamond-studded drinking strawr
Beverages, all sorts
Cancun vacation
Deed to a brand noo mansion
E…
Eetings caviar…
Finding Jools and Gold
Garage fulla vintage cars
Heavenly outfits…
I….
Ice creem mowntin
Jewels uv awl sortz
Kingz at mai feetz
Loads uv munnees
M….
Marble floors
New Wardrobe
Opals
Pink Princess Phone
Q…
Qween’s dowry
Rolls Roice
S…
Shiny fings!
Trillions of munniez
Underwater fortress
V…
Mens in kilts
Nights in shinee armor
Opals
P…
Shiny fings!
Trillions of munniez
Underwater fortress
V…
Veree venerabl cash munies bawkz
Wealf beyund imajinashun
Xactlee elebentee cheezburgers
Yesterdee’s gawn fings
Zen maintaind motersykl
If the Mens are in kilts, r teh knights in White Satin?
**drools at teh imidj BiB put in mai hed**
I lubs dat sawng. Iz perfeck foar…..um….speshul momints…
maybee de mens r wiffout hats?
But I fawt “You can leev yr hat on” wz the rule.
I lubs dat sawng!
Joe Cocker (but Randy Newman iz teh gud, too)…teh line up ov mens…the strategic playsment ov teh hatz…
I lyk teh Tom Jones vershun.
Didjoo see Teh Full Montee? Wuz hilareous!
“Anti wrinklol kreem dere mite be, but anti fat ba$t@rd kreem deres none.”
~snerk~
as lawn as they ar Men at Work…
troo storee: saw Colin Hey solo a couple of years back, an he told storee about a guy at a show whoo wanted to heer teh song about teh goats.
Colin sed, “Whut? Goats?”
Guy sed, “Yoo noes… goats appear and fayde away…”
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
Mebbe we letz dem ware blak cowboi hats..dat mite beh nise.
*helpless drooling*
*gently blots BiB’s face wif tishoo*
oooh! men wivout hatz!
*hums Safety Dans*
ESS ESS ESS ESS
AY AY AY AY
EFF EFF EFF EFF
EE EE EE EE
TEE TEE TEE TEE
WHY WHY WHY WHY
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thus pruving teh trooth uv teh old adage,
“Ennyfing too stoopy to say may be sung.”
Ai gess dat goes along wif whut teh laet & graet Anna Russell sed,
“In opera yu can do *ennyfing*, as long as yu sing it.”
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(She wuzzen talkin abowt stoopy tho, but abowt NB stuff. *Blushes*)
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Ai luvs teh opera (an teh Anna Russell)! ♫ Enny otter opera luvers owt dere (besides JCH4K, hoo IIRC useded to sing it) ?
Yes! Opera n blooz r mai 2 fav’rit forms uv myusic
*heddesk*
*a voice kums fayntlee frum de distance 2 shayre eerwum wif awl*
wii can danse if we wanna ♫
wii cahn leev ur frends beehynd
cauz ur frends doan danse an if dey doan danse
wel deyre noe frends uv myne ♫
*Chair danses tu eerwurm*
Wii kan dans,
Wii Kan dans,
Ebreebudee luk at yr panntz ::luk::
(Sawree, I duz nawt rimembr hao tu mayk teh litul noetzez.)
luuk at yr HANZ! yr HANZ!
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alt + 13 ♪
alt + 14 ♫
*snerk* ai lyke luuk at ur pantz, hee hee
Iz frum “Teh Simpsunz,” tu gic kreddut wayr kreddut du.
Ahem, I wud lyk tew maek annownsemint:
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Wii has teh BESTEST mens heer in Cheezland! Moast ov teh mens I has comeded akross in reel lyfe are teh pleh, but teh mens heer are teh bestest!
Maus (an awl yer alters), GP, DF, West River Rat, Dan, Draconic Kitteh, The Crapture, Jack Deth, an anywun I nawt named heer, u gues are teh BEST! Plz tew stand up an taek a bow!
Wii wimmins ov Cheezland wud be lawsted wifowt u!
{{{Cheezland mens}}}
Nao bak tew ur regulolarlee skeduled mayhem.
So troo, rhsb! But dey cant lib wifowt us eever! But awl teh guis, ai meet in Cheezland r teh bestest!
Heer heer! {{{Cheezland mens}}}
ANEM!
Skkundz dis appreshiayshun fur teh men ov Cheezland. Also adds Prof. Phillippe d’Beaker to teh list. Nd Gibbocat.
an hour frend Hashim
N teh YNG.
Yesh, dems tew. (I tolded u I’d foarget sum. Sowwy gues!)
aifinkso wii cud list awl dai & stil miss sumwun so ai jus sez “cheers” 2 de menz & wimmenz uv cheezland! U awl de best!
**clinkee glasses wif da wimmins** Cheers!
**watches teh Cheezland mens taek a bow**
Oh, yesh, wii reeleee appresheeates u…
(I wuz rite ther inda guttr too)
Gurl, I LIBS inna guttr!
Ackshully, I been tew teh NB sew mush, dat I has a ‘partmint attachded tew it!
Mai address is Nawty Barn Annex, JCH4K Blvd, Cheezland.
Need a rummaet 2 sharez sum rentz?
u sharez??
Nope, I nawt shaerz!
I lykes teh, privasee ov habbin mai oan ‘partmint. Room-matez kin get inna wai, ifn u knoes wut I meenin.
*hangs tie on rhsb’s doorknob*
oooo, Rhsb ! ai iz dewin a map o’cheezland- an ai jest putted da annex on da NB fer yu ! it says “rhsb annex” onit !
We can haz Naughty-Apartmint-Bilding?
Wii shud maek it a cawndoh – own a pees ob teh cheez!!
or just a piece.
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OK, ai goes to NB now.
Ai wud liek lrg cawndoh oonit, pls, fur mi adn teh 5 furbebbehs wut owns mi. Adn ai wud liek 2 b teh ‘in charj uv grownds mentuness’ purrsun 2, pls kos ai r purrfeshnul gardnur purrsun adn mus gardn oar dai. Kthxbai.
Yu be moar tehn welkom tu du teh gardning, ai nawt-so-gud at it. Ai wud lyking larj condoh unit fur me an free berry activ kittehs an bf, wif gud vyew uv locul skwirlls n munks n birds n fings, an nies sunneh room where ai can be writing.
*ppst* rhsb! Yu aer spozed to watch dem bow frum da FRONT!
doan furget the most excalibur YNG
{{{{Men O’ Cheezlund}}}}
*Blushes (all over)*
SNAP!
*taeks pikshur, for sine-tiffik porpoises onlee*
Teh porpoises having teh unibersitee degrees, nao?
How charmingly you blush. Especially — there.
*leans in nearsightedly to take a closer look*
**looks thru opera glasses, passes dem round da room**
KK u still gots mai binokularz?
*luks surpised* Oh, here dey ar, um, I fot yu gibbed dem tu meh fur prezzint. *hands dem bak sheepishly*
*Blushes even more (and even more all over)*
U meen teh wun hoo tooked awf wif LEEZA wehn him wus pozed tew be wif MI!?!?
Hrrmmph.
speaking of excalibur… don’t forget SHD!
(kilt or no)
I din’t foarget Dan. Him wuz in teh oridjinal liszt.
Kilt? Yesh, him prolly gots teh legs foar it, doncha tink?
Oops, I’m droolin agin.
really? I dint see that. OH I sees, sowry.
I has a distrackted, I am SO bizzy at werks!!
Even if this was a 5 day week I’d have a bizzy, trying to get a ginormaus amt of werks done in 3 days!
I can still add Aahz tho.
Eben if he’s not around as much latelee!
aww, fankies x
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* taeks a bow *
ohai GP!
I see u left Mick back at teh hot-l today?
Ohai skwirrlgrrl! Oh yesh, ai towld him hii cud sing a song at teh consert adn ai has nawt seed him synce! aifinkso hii is awf riting teh lolyrics… oh, taht Mick!
wot a silleh!
Hez acting liek hez a rock star or somthing. *rolls eyez*
I hasn’t seen our sekurity woofeh around latelee… has u?
And do u fink we need a dress rehersal?
*wonders wot dress to wear for that*
Mebbe lether dress tu matchee da pants?
Before the Dress Rehearsal you need to have a Sitzprobe…
hmm… no, ai has nawt seed him fur a phew daze akshully…
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aifinkso wii shud nawt has dress rehursul, eet mite spoil teh phun!
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Yu shud sea teh musiclol lyne up LCB is orgamanising!
*just bak from wiki*
Yes, sitzprobe sounds like a gud idea… but I is not in charj of teh music, that’s LCB’s dept., so finkso u’d have to see hur about that..
Do we even *have* a Sitzprobe cart?
*kk4 baks slowlee awai at thot ub sitzprobe*
No. But maybe I can flag down a passing flying saucer and ask the aliens if we can borrow theirs…
Or we could improvise something. Lesse…
*Brings out the ICHC Lost-and-Found Box*
*RummageRummageRummage*
Ostrich Feathers… Maybe…
Used Chopsticks… Hmmm…
*RummageRummageRummage*
A bicycle pump… Interesting…
Lard… Always useful…
Not a lot here LCB…
Check teh file cabinet in GP’s cubicle. He might have something useful.
hay! that’s MAH osterrich feather!
*Goes to GP’s cubicle*
*RummageRummageRummage*
Lesse… a copy of Play Piggeh magazine… TskTsk…
A mostly-empty bottle of Jagermeister…
A bag of… *sniff*… oregano…
Some leather undergarments… Those must be Mick’s
Nothing yet LCB…
Hay! get oudda dere!
“lost and found”…..
talk about ur creative phraseologee…
*takes a choklit manatees off GP’s desk*
Leeza, u mite wanna chek ur messidjs…
Maus – Do u see mai whip in dere? I fink GP hazzit.
Iz got fethers an lether.
*RummageRummageRummage*
Here it is. It was next to the leather undergarments…
What’s this? 6-inch stiletto heels?
And some fur bracelets…
Curiouser and curiouser…
Dat’s where teh fur bracelets were! Oooh, dat GP!
YOINK!
Dang! Him got awl mai stuff!
Gimme, plz.
Ohai! We is gewin trew GP’s stuff? I can halp? *Reeches in
an pulls owt a sicks-pak ob Sleemans an a “Ai <3 GP” tee-shurt.* Ooooh! I can has? *Woofy eyes*
(Jes chekkin in. ^-^ Ai has been hit wif da reealitee frum bein hoam an ai has nawt hads da tyme tew hop awn ICHC as much ober da fangs-gibbin. Jes sayin’ “Ohai!” fer a few!)
*Hands over all of the “interesting” apparel*
This place looks pretty empty now…
*Taykes da apparrel* Ai… Ai’ll holds awn tew dis… fur sayftee… ^-^; Yea, dat’s it! =P
Ohai GoFur!
Ur still gonna be here for the consert, rite?
Ohai, Leeza! Ai will tries tew mayke it, yes-yes ai will! Onleh porbalam is dat da plans fur fangs-gibbin is up in da ayre fur meh, an ai is nawt shur if da tyme will werk owt purrfecktlee… But Ai will fyte wif awl mai pointee-endz tew mayke it!
Ai must defends and porteckt da innosent rodants! ^-^ …an bee-sydes, ai gets free moosick! =P Want! Want! Want!
the ailens landed last night in SASKATOON, Saskatchewan
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27848645/?GT1=43001
hurry before the blck helicopters get there
o hay! u gotz a linkee to post!
just takes a wiley tew shoe up
I iz dreenk tu dat. An wud awlsew liek tu x-press upreeseeyashun tu teh menz wut iz n teh laivz uv Cheezpeepz, but nawt nessiserilee maykin teh kawmentz. Mah huzbnd iz naw n-klaind tu kawment heer, but he iz neerlee awlweyz willin tu chek owt a gud LOL wen I findz it an he iz veree gud tu meh an awr bunnehz an goggeh an I lubz heem.
ai verry muchlee sekkund taht eemoshun! (well, foar mai DH, nawt urs)
mine eeven trys to yoos teh lolspeek an unnerstanz teh ICHC joakz… hee iz glad ai haz found a playse 2 play.
*butts in* Mine nawt unnderstands compooters, but iz crazee cat man, more den ai iz crazee cat womin…nawt eesy, cuz ai be pretty crazy cat wommin. He rescues kittehs, feeds da skunks, da possims, we haz 6 kittehs, 4 ub dem rescue ones. He lubs da ICHC pics, an noes dat iz nise place to play fur meh. Iz nise place fur meh tu goes win, sportcenter on, reruns of sportcenter, baseball, moar sportcenter…
Main nawt gets lolspeek an needs translayshuns lots, but him much enjoys teh pics an iz berry happeh ai happeh. When mai compewter frew hissy-fits wun day, him eben let me yoosing hiz tu be heer! Him be pewter-tekkie-guy, an berry payshunt wif me saying, “ai can du this-r-that awn mai website?” an fings. An him be wunnerful tu me an teh kittehs… eben tho, til him met me 4 yeers ago, him had nebber lived wif a kitteh befoar, eber!!!! Him trai hard tu lern tu be eggsalad kitteh-daddeh.
I has egg-selent eyedea!
Hao bowt teh Cheez-mens do a danse tew “U Kin Leeb Ur Hat Awn” at teh Rodint Fundraysur?
I wud pay lotsa munnies to see dat!
but wud overshadow alla wurks we bin doin onna songs, aifinkso!!
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mebbe Mick cud do it? azza oncore?
Him sound like eggsalad kitteh-daddeh man!! {{pk}} Mine is roofer, nawt nebber haz compooter, but we allways tawk to kittehs in lolspeak, he jes dont noes dat he duz it too. We nawt hab kids togedder, ai hab mai three, him nawt hab enny, so he is daddy, ai am mommy, we tawlks to ar kittehs like ar bebbehs…iz hard nawt tu use lolspeak wif ar bebbehs!!
Mai sun lurvs teh kittehs, is Bing teh wun huu sed, Lemme showz u this grate sight on teh innertoobs” adn heer Ai bin sins. Lasnite wii wuz at r fav rit pizza place wif teh spose adn part ub his famblee FPR adn mai sun sez “Aim N ur Johnny’s, nommin ur pizza.” We bofe got teh gigglols. Himz a guud man, adn takes guud cares ub himz kittehs adn straiz. Mai proud…. let me show U it!
Yay fur sun, yu did gud job!!!
mee too
oops! only a liddle bit uv my wurdz showed up!
I brokted teh chzbrgr srvr!
Waaaa!
(bowin again anyway)
Pweez dunt cry, ai’m shure teh servur will be jest fine. U dint du nuffing rong. Here, have a tishoo.
Umm… not to be trolly, but is there a kitteh in the picture? Looks like a rabbit butt (heehee I sed butt) to me. Of course it’s still a great LOL, I’m just…. confused.
iz kitteh paw? aifink.
hee hee, u sed ‘butt’
Aifink is berry floofeh kittehpaw reeching fur tikkit.
An iz nawt trolly tu be confoosed! {{{RBF}}}
{{PK}} Oh, I geddit, iz teeni tinee tikkit! (Adjusts glassiz adn perspektiv) Hoap iz not fur teeni tinee cheezburger!
Yesh – “MickeyD’s” jus finisheded Monoply gam – Needed “Boardwalk” to winz teh big munnies, but sum ob teh winz wer liek dis. Ai wun seberal small coffyz, butt dat’s awl. (hee hee ai sed butt!)
O yesh, teh MikDawnuldz Muhnawpulee gaym peesez r veree smawl. Liek haf yr fumb meybee. I kan b seeyin wayr u wud get konfyoozuld if’n u did nawt noe dat.
I dun fink dat b trolly at awl. Iz hard tu tel hu paw b-lawngz tu wifowt beeyin aybul tu see hu iz attachd tu it. Mah bunnehz’ pawziz tend tu kum tu a bit moar uv a poynt den dat, but dat kud jest b deyr feetz an nawt karakteristik uv awl bunnehz.
Liek u sed, LOL stil werkz, jest liek teh mehnee lolrus LOLz wich duzzint yooz reel walrusiz (walrai?).
ohai. teh piktur is ov my bestest buddy Arthur. yous can sez him sniffin da flowers at my profile pickturz. He is white an tanny and is one-hunnerd and twelbity purrcent kitteh.
if youz like bunnies, I havez some pikstures of bunniez too. I jus haf to find dem sumwherez burried in my compurrder.
Conga rats shelhed on ur lolcapshun and ur awesum buddy Arthur. Bery floofy paw indeed!
Kitteh iz luckee…Ai nevur winz at dem gamez.
Ai can innerupt fur nownsmint? Plz tu be furgiving me fur repeeting, if yu haz seeinged this alreddy.
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Ai offurs inbitashuns tu 2 rezorsis ai added tu mai own website fur cheezfrenz.
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Wun be a flash-based chatroom – yu nawt needing tu install ennyfing, oar has yahoo or MSN ID, oar ennyfing, iz awl in browser window. Iz fun tu be tawking tu cheezfrenz — a few uv us haz dunned it!
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Uvver wun be a forum. Ai luvs ICHC berry much, but WP be habing sum, er, ishoos latelee, an sumtiems teh 200-commint fing get berry eggsasperating. ai hoping ebryfing gets fiksed up soon, so nawt needing ennywhere else, but til then, ai offurs alturnativ tu ennywun whu wanting it.
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Since WP be eeting posts wif linkees, will need tu cut an paste. Links be awlso in mai blog, along wif mai emayo if yu needing helps, can clikee awn teh blooness uv naym.
Chatroom: prysmatic.com/chat/help.html
Forum: prysmatic.com/cheez/index.php
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Um, iz awl… um… kthxbai
PK, u is awsum!
Hai cheezfrends!
pj, atz a lot uv wurds u tiped dere.
ill visit ur blogy!
* weeeeeeeeeeeek weeeek weeeek *
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Otay, nao day awl yur Tenshuns arr belong tu meh, ai has nowsemint:
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* Micrololphone Fudback *
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Is yu small?
Is yu furreh?
Does yu has a tayl?
Does yu liek tu scamperarowndveryfast?
Does yu has an apeetyte mush beeger dan yu shud has?
Is yu a Phlonquais?
Does yu * tremble tremble * ?
Does yu lib in feer ob bean nommed by teh bigger furrehs?
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Iffn yu has sed “Oh yesh yesh yesh!” tu anee ob dese adn otter kweshuns, yu is prolly a Rodint oar sum otter smawl, cyoot, furreh creeture.
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Dun worree, mai itteh bitteh furreh trembleh committeh; yu is nawt alowne! Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar, skwirrlgrrl, West River Rat, Maus (adn his Ebil twin) adn manee otters arr standy as tall as wii can and saying “No, ai arr NAWT nootrishus OAR deelishus! Plz tu NAWT be nomming meh!”
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Wii can has “Plz tu NAWT be nomming teh Rodints” Beneefit Consert tu raze awarenuss? Oh yesh yesh yesh… eet be onna Merican Fangs Gibbon Ebe, teh 26nd Nomvember:
6 am Cheez Thyme
12 pm EST
11 am Centrul
10 am Mowntin
9 am Westy Cowst
5 PM TTI
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“but but but, GP ai lieks tu chase chase chase teh littlol furrehs adn sumthymes dey liek tu jump in mai mouf…” Yesh, ai nose yu kittehs canut halp but but but chayse us so ai has orgaminsed a Rabid Weesul Rayce so yu can has awl teh chaysing adn pownsing yu wants!
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“GP! wib awl teh Rondints in won playce adn hongry kittehs arownd eet wheel be liek a buffay!” Dun worree, mai Frend Din Fleetpaw adn his Wolfee Frends (wib ’speshul’ collolars be teh sekuritee so dey be keepy anee hongry kittehs in czech.
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“oh oh oh, wheel dere be sillyebritees?” Oh, ob corse! Mick “teh lips” Jaggeh wheel be dere wib berry speshul berzhun ob “ai canut get no… sateesfakshun” adn lawts ob otters arr awlso bukked tu appeer – eet wheel be teh ossim, aifinkso.
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“GP! Can ai sing a song at teh consert? plzplzplzthx” Oh yesh, dere be a nummer ob cheezfrends riting teh songs… plz tu emayo lolcatburlgar at gmail dot com (she is musiclol direktur)
Oh yesh, ai almoss forgotted!
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I Can Has Cheezburger has a gard doggeh naymed Wierd Pretzel; hew has a proper hongry rite nao adn him lieks tu nom nom nom yur commints iffn yu maeks a smiloley fais oar posts a linkee so iffn yu WANT tu plai, plz tu trai nawt dooing dis.
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Awlso, iffn yu issa lurker adn yu wants tu plai at teh consert, plz tu de-lurk errlee as Wierd Pretzel lieks tu nom nom nom teh gnu cheezfrends fur a wile tu see iffn yu is teh poysin; hii normullee hacks yur commint up a phew hours layter.
Um, gibbon WP’s hongrees… ai offurs uvver venyoo? *poynts up fread a bit* Is just a thot, coz ai know iz drawbacks eever way… *shrug*
Wii has tiyme fur teh chippy dales tu dans?
They maeks teh laydees haz a happee tayls. Izza gud tiyme to be teh tenderbar when they air in towns.
EPIC WIN!
But McDonald’s doesn’t take those any more. =(
testing a smiley face
kthxbai
ai can seez tehm!!
Bootiful smileys, Pd’B!!
Off topic…Ai jes headed owtside tu take owt da trash, der is large, dirtee, scaree lukkin homeless guy rummagin thro mai trashcan!! Nawt 6 feet away frum mai backdoor! **hides in haus, luks out da curtins**
pleez 2 bee cairful kk. ai haz a sad fer de mahn doh, speshally dese dais ai kno mannee folks dat r rite awn de edge finanshullee. a lawst jawb er illness er anee uv de millyuns uv fings dat cahn goe wrong wud bee enuff 2 sink dem.
iz bery skaree tyme
Yesh, plz to be caerful KK! Ai knoes niec peeps can hev hard tiems heving ben dere maiself and such but ai neber hed to goes thru teh trash. Mai naybor hoo has a small child goes dumpster diving sumtiems. Wen ai sees dat, ai trais to halp bai gibbing fuds but sumtiems ai cant afford mush cuz ai doan maek bery mush at awl. Sigh.
u can haz gud loks onna door? an windoz?
Oh, hai, tessm, we hab securitee screens awn bof doors, an someone moved bery large heavy potted plant from in front of a window last year, and we saw screwdriver marks in window frame, so husbin wired awl windows shut, screwed dem shut…nawt kin hab da nice breeze an fresh air frum da windows noe mores, but ai feels da safer now! **kk4 clikees heels togedder, wishes hur wuz bak home**
Ifn yu has teh resorsiz, mebbeh tu offur SLHG sammich oar sumfin? Wi awl b jus wun scaree step frum b-in hoemlis rselvz, adn mos hoemlis peeps r jus norml peeps adn daown on der luks. Pls 2 b braev adn opin ur hart.
Fanks tu awl ub yoo. Ai nawt hartless, reely ai am small town girl, jes nebber libbed in da big city before. Nawt grate neighborhood, der are lots ub home invasion robbries here…I hab a big hart, but husbin libbed here for 40 yeers, and tells me tu nawt talk to da street peeps, aifinks, {{nicewitch}} dat husbin would nawt be da happy if ai open door an offer samwiches wen ai home by mai self. Ai used tu libbin in small town, ware nawt lock da doors, an such. Ai duz donates munees to da homeless, donates clothes an such to batterd wimmens shelters…Aifinks it jes scared meh cuz ai almos walked out da door, den der he wuz. Kinna a high crime area ware ai lib, ai gess jes nawt used to dat. I reely am nise ladee, but sumtimes get a scared.
{{{{kerrykatz}}}} ai dint meen dat at awl, ah’m sorree iffen it soun dat wai. Wii kno u r sweet beeg harted purrson. Ov corse iz skarree 2 hav strainger owtside door wen u nawt spectin aneewun 2 bee dere. Bee cairful & aifink wud nawt bee gud idee 2 open door til he iz gawn ♥♥♥ *shmoo*
Uv corse yu gets a scared! Ai nawt fink nicewitch wanting yu tu bes in danjer! Iz hard, wanting tu be nies tu tehm an knowing hao close ennybuddy is tu being homeless, an needing tu keep self sayf. Iz a sad wurld, iz true, when having tu be skared tu helping peeps. {{{{{kk4}}}}} Yu being teh wun whu there, an yu habing a bedder ideea uv teh whole sichuashun then ennybuddy else.
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nicewitch, most be just normal peeps, yep, but iz hard tu tell which be teh few whu nawt… *sigh* {{{{nicewitch}}}}
{{bf473}} Ai nawt tek remark rong wai!!! {{more hugs}} Iz truly scaree times fur ebbryone rite now…aifinks jes startled meh, iz awl. An ai nebber seen dis guy round da nayborhood before. Sum guy came round once, an mai recycler wasnt on curb, so ai tol him he could head on back an take wat he wanted frum der…husbin nawt hapee wif meh!
Nawt to just gib tu him, has him sweepee stepz oar sidewalk. Teh man has teh improoved self eggsteem cause he urns his noms.
Ai reely duz feel da soree for dem. Der ar lots ub homeless in mai area, ai noes dat dey hab famlees, and dey hab harts and souls liek we awl do. Iz hard, aifinks, fur meh, I libbed in bery small town, onlee moved here wen ai gots married 9 yeers ago. Lots ub crime in nayborhood, alley behind house, husbin always warns meh nawt to goes outside wen he nawt home. Der is one guy hoo comes round, husbin goes outside an gibs him all cans and bottles dat we gonna put in recycler. Ai jes nebber seen dis guy before, an am home alone today. Aifinks it jus startled me. One time, ai is try tu be nise, and on way back from store, ai sees dis guy coming twards meh, aifinks tu self..jest meet his eyes an say hai…I meets dis guys eyes…ebber seen old clint eastwood movies, wif Lee VanCleef? Dis guy had coldest, scariest ice bloo eyes ai ebber seen. I said hai, hee lukt at meh wif dose eyes, nawt sed hai bak, and I fot, okai, kerry, nawt gud idea!!
yah…dat nawt saownds liek teh bestestest idea…
Yes, sumtymz yu gets teh bizarr reackshuns wen tryin tu bee nyce, adn can be dangermouse. Stay sayf, den cans gib cans tu Fuud Bank oar udder tings. Lyf inna big sitty.
{{RBF}} Iz reely sad, yu wants tu halp, den yu reed da papers wut happins sumtimes to peeps who wants tu halp. Ai duz wat ai kin to donate and help, but mebbe ai watches tu much courttv, an reeds da paper tu much. Dis nayborhood gettin worse each yeer, las yeer, me an husbin jes watchin tv, then ai finks ai heer car bakfire, husbin yells at me frum udder room dat is gunshots, husbin yells at meh tu get on floor, den we crawls to bafroom. Ai wuz so scared it meds me tu crie. Bad az my hart feels fur peeps, ai nawt finks to halp da mens dat homeless one on one…too scaree fur meh!
ai noez….dere arr sum peepz dat yew wants tew halp, but dey seem tew nawt want tew want anee halp…
Sumtimes, tu scaree tu halp…dats da sad.
Mebbe yu can helps bai drivin fur Meelses on Wheelses or a simililar groop or bai workin in a food pantree. Dat way yu is helpin but nawt puttin yoorselfs in danger.
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Alsew, in sum towns (incloodin ours) sum uv teh churches put up hoamless peepls obernite in teh cold wevver. Dey can alwaze use moar volunteers to cook teh dinners an stuff. Mebbe yu an yur huzbin cood help dere.
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Juss sum ideas to maybee help wif teh sad sichooashuns.
Kongatchoolayshunz
Free haz a flavr.
but dere iz no free lunch….
Dat troo. U stil hasta pey fr teh fraiyz an dreenk.
wao…dat wuz a winful commint!
altho, sum peepz wud onlee eet teh cheezburger aneewai…..
Prawblee sum kittehz tu.
Whut? I wun? ai ackshualee /wun/??
Epic Win akshuale
uh ohz! i hopes u git dat cheezbuger, it ekspyres tomorrah.
It says instant! Gib me cheezburger nao! *holds owt paw*
Hooray! Can has! Can has at last!!
lol at D.R.!
yesh it can has at lasht!
Hooray, one from Mother Canuckistan! That’s a Canadian cat!
ya we iz tuffur den any kittehs all ofer teh wurld cuz everywerez we goes iz in 4 paws of sno uphillz both wayz !1!
FTW fur shure!
DIS TICKET SAYS I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER UGLY MCDONALDS CREATURE