so…
so… …whutr wi looken et?
y u nawt answerin me bak? dis happened wunce b4.
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AI r nawt lyin!
Congrats, jk2k u got teh solo top spot! wot wud u liek fur ur sillybrayshuns?
ai’d liek tew bee lyin roun mai haous about naow… wif a martoonie mebbe!
Ai fink it iz neerlee tiem Ai wuz lyin in mai bed! Ai haz a tyred 2dai.
We are majestik rn’t we.
Ai can’t see ennifing
I’d luv to no who doze ur hare?
Plz to nawt bakking up! Yew iz maykin meh nurvuss, kitteh!
I beetcha dat seegull drops da sardines.
Wat a beyootiful vue!
Teh kitteh and teh hadz to fly to get up there…
thank u , o rezident Xpert on flion lionz
Kare-troll bate!
*looks foar sumware tew hide frum teh possiblol influx*
Gud lookin owt, rhsb! *hides behind lion* sum one gonna say dat dis stone lion nawt reel kitteh.
Oar dat teh kitteh cud fawl offa teh wall
dat wud beh vewy badz
Iz ok. Kitteh hate wadder so much it will swim to shore wif a quickness!
mebbe teh kitteh is tryin to find da wardrobe?
Medusa got to Fluffys’ date
Izzat Hugh G Manatee oar teh lolrus swimming between teh eie lands??
Ai fing it lukks 2 cawld fur Hugh G Manatee
is the Med. that cold?
Ai fort it lukked liek Skotland. It aer berry cawld heer 2dai – praps dats wye Ai fink it lukks cawd!
U in Skotland, Annipuss? I thot u wuz in TTI.
Ai aer in Lundun – it aer cawld heer! Ai haz been 2 Skotland. It wuz cawld!
I wud lubs tew bisit over dere sumtymes.
AI fot it lukked liek teh playce beetwiin van-cuu-vr an teh sandy whaun eyelands
could be, but luks liek the greek islands 2. Mai nephew haz teh picshurs when he wuz there wif his archeology class.
Wii has short video ov mai neffue swimmin inna Med. Iz beyootiful!
Why aren’t you talkin to me?? Yu has a heart ob stone. *sniff*
nawt to wurri, it’s nothing personal, he’s just stone deaf.
Ai hope he’s not stone blind too, otherwise he be pointing us in the wrong direction!
ai fink hez so scared of hites hez petrified!
I know I iz!
iz nawt the hite dat iz teh problum…is teh feer ob fallin frum teh hite, dat iz teh problum…
Oar teh sudden brake in teh fall at teh end.
The last storie iz the hardest!!
Stone temple pilot…grounded by wate restrickshuns.
Ackshully, it looks moar lyk conkrete mew mi.
oo oo.. mebbe dah lyon is dah kitteh’s ce-mentor!
*heddesk* ow.
The kitteh found NARNIA
Majesstikk Kitteh
cawnverssus wiff hurz Grayt Grayt
Grayt Grayt Grandz Unkill
Majesstikk Kitteh’z
chesst floof awllz puffzd wiff pryde
ubz yooneek bluddlyne
Payshunss ubz Lyunn.
Loard ubz awll wiffin syte. Dayr’z
nawtz mutch diffurrensse
Jack.
clapitty clapitty
frum yur bigges fan
“Why I am rhsb”
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It began when I was in high school, with my best friend’s parents. Because I was at their house so much and basically became part of their family, they began calling me their red-headed step child. (My hair is reddish-color.) They called me that for ages.
One day, the parents began joking around that something on the marriage license isn’t spelled correctly so they may not be legally married. The two daughters began joking, “Oh no, we’re bastidjes!” (the exact word they used). I made the comment, “In that case, I must be the red-headed step-bastidje!”
The name stuck.
For a while, I even had a personalized license plate that said, “RHSB”.
*giglol* We iz enlitened! Fankies, ai kept wunnering taht an meening tu ask.
LOL! Ai wuz wundrin wut dat ment — iz troo! Ai wuz finkin abowt it ober teh weekend.
yeah, i thot mebee you had splainified it and i had a stoopy & fergotted, or maybe i has the dredded old timer’s disease. not that i’m old or anything…or am eye…
goes to luk fr marbulz.
oh luk, ai finded a marbul ober hyer…….ooooh shiney
datz a funneh storee. niez to hab da backgrownd.
{{rhsb}} Kin ai tells yu how minee times ai tries tu hab red hair? Is mousee brown, one time ai dyes mai hair, aifinks auburn, den goes tu bed wif it wet, wakes up in morning next day fur wurk, ai luuks like Lucille Ball, or chrysanthamum!!
LOL, KK!
I usta fite habbin reddish hares. Until abowt 10 yeers ago, I tryed to get it to go blonder. I wud get highlights, hopin teh blonde wud show moar, but nawt happenin – it jes showed moar red!
My hares are darker nao (wif teh egg-sepshun ov the grays) an I haz it colored to even eberyfing owt.
rhsb, ai woke up lukkin like a weird carrot. Den ebbryone at work sez, oh, did yu dye yur hair? liek, duh….den dat nite ai dye it bak brown, but ai buys ash brown instead ub golden brown, ai blow dry, ai luk like a corpse, so ai dyed it agin!! Ai lukee awl mai hare nawt fawl out!!
ai has teh red hare too- but ai luvs it. iz teh onlee prittee thing abowt me sumdaze.
mai mum wanted red hare so much taht she sez sheel disown me iffn ai dize mai hare.
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an redheds cum in brunette an blond- yu kin tell iffn yu luk at teh hares taht duznt see the sunshine. mai hare gets redder in the sun, and blonder in teh winter. is rather awd., but ai likes it. makes it hard to get hare extenshuns/fake hare peeses tho- they never match fore more than ten minuts.
mebbe liek orinj tabby?
Oh noes, KK iz poysin!
Ai saw dat!!! *pouts, check mirror*
ai dyes my hair red. onse ai had mom-in-law helpz (we doo geht alowng) butt seh spent too much tiem on da roots.. adn ai had reeelly red streek down da middol ob mai head.
had to go owt adn by anudder box ob dye…
In my ohai skool dayz, I spent a day at teh pool wif Super Sun-In in my hares. By teh end ov teh day, I had teh orinj hare!
Of course, it took FOREBBER to grow owt an at teh Homecomin Danse pikshur later dat yeer, it luuks lyk I wuz a reverse skunk, wif teh dark streek down teh middlol of my part!
When ai wuz in high school, wuz cool to hab big blond streaks in hair like Gloria Steinam..Stiehn…dat ladee frum Ms.Magazine.
akshully, ai just dyed mai hair agin for da nawt sekkund tiem in awhile. growed owt mai hair to donate, adn dey not be likin teh dye.
so ai cut off 12 inches of mai hair (hubby nawt so happitail), den a weak later dyed it red agin. but ai getz lotz of complimentz bowt it, so awl is gud!
Ai nawt yoosooalee bovvers wif hair colurs (ai nawt lyk teh kemikallee stuffs), but did a 16-washing wun a cupple tiems… ai part native an wantd tu see if ai turnd it frum mid-brown tu blak hao wud luk. Teh blak cubbered ebryfing eggsept teh red in mai hair. It luked preddy cool, aktually, sorta berry dark red. Wunce inna whyle, when ai can afford, ai still duz blak henna, coz ai lyk it an iz nawt so kemikallee.
That rasklee wp! Ai wnt tu get mai shuz nd it wuz dere, cumz bak awn last fred nd mai commint abowt it wuz eted. nd naow iz bak wif arly cat abatar. iz spoze tu be wif gma id, nawt lady m. So ai em ofishlee orf dudee fur todai . Beddur nawt be trowlz oar mis kreeuntz heer.
Ha new ai lieks U fur sum reason. U haz freckles? Ai can dotz to dotz?
Blondes may hab moar fun, but teh red heads are teh moast funs.
I nawt has mush freklols. Usta has lite wuns neer teh uppur part ov mai nose, but u barelee see tehm nao.
Has u seen teh kwote awn mai profyle? Heer it iz.
“Sure, girls from New York, they are tough. And girls from Georgia, they are sweet. But those born and bred feisty Kentucky girls, they are the ones you have to look out for. We have sugar and fire in our blood. We can ride a horse, be a debutante, throw a left hook and tell you the entire UK line up all while making sweet tea. And if we have an opinion, you get to know it. We’re both the pride and the downfall of the bluegrass…” Ashley Judd
I gess I iz dubblol feisty!
(U kin awlso see mai pikshur, tew. Clicky awn mai bloo naem an go to pikshors. I’m teh wun in teh red swetur.)
Ai hadded the Cowgirl GF wif teh red hair once.
She stawpped being mai GF when she brung hur spurs to bed.
Aifinkso Ai beddur go to NB naow.
blondes think they haz moar fun, but teh redheds doan’t tell.
Ai nebbur lieked da frekulz. wuz tezed abowt dem. Mai mawm sed dey wud goze awai wen ai grode up but nawt . Maibe bcuz ai nawt grode up yet. owld, yis, but nawt grode up.
ai doan’t lyke mine eivver. aifinskso teh peeps whut lykes ‘em, duzzint haz ‘em, and vicey-versey.
bastidjes??
ai nawt noez dat wurd….
Iz a diffrint way ov sayin bast**d.
Oh…..O.O…ai noez dat wurd……..
tehr’s a moovee called “johnny dangerously” where teh bad guy uses wurds laik that so it sounded laik he swears, but duzznt. bastijes was wun ob tehm werds. teh moovee is kinda sew bad its good.
B carrefull up ther, kitteh!
Okay frenz, I gotta go foar a whiel.
I gotta eet dinnur an maek teh fuds I’m takin tew werk 2morro.
BBL, I hopes.
Skyooz me, iz dis teh end ob teh line?
iz end uv teh lion?
“Well it’z all wight, ebben when push comez to shuv
Well it’z all wight, iffen yoo gotz sum1 to lub
Well it’z all wight, evvyting’ll wurkz out finez
Well it’z all wight, bee gawing to teh endz ob teh line!”
Seemz likez I gotz me a sum1, an’ dey ebben haz twoll pawtensial
rite here form dis spot, vee teh cheezburgerland akross teh sea.
Ohai … canz yoo bee seeingz mii? *Wabes fwan … furan … berry fast at teh kitteh and teh wion*
{kitteh to teh lion} ai fink ai can see a vewwy shabby chick form heer…. and.. and she’s waveen furi..furio.. fastly at us.
[lion] meh, i see none. u musta been overdoesd wif cat nip fur braekfurst.
[kitteh] yoo needz to bee hazing ur iiz tested.
[kitteh, pointing] … luuk, luuk, dere she bee, fwappin her wing likez teh clothes on da line wen teh wind getz ‘em.
*sniffs teh wind*
speakin’ ob witch, iz dat cheezburgers ai can smellz?
{lion} wut can i sai? i haf kokrete for dese ais!
{kitteh} but i cot her on teh veedio cam.. iz sew uploadeen dis on teh loltubes.. hee hee
Wassa mattur?
Cat gotcher toungez?
Badum bump! *rimshot*
heddesk
snerk
Ah, hoo dealt it?
Statue? Cuz it wasn’t me!
Cud teh kittehs beez luking at “Cat” alina Island?
where was this picture taken?
iz greek eyeland kitteh, not scotland! I lives at Scotland and there is no rayne in pikshure.
Santorini kitteh rulz!
Heh, kitteh – u iz lukkin at Hawng Kawng harbur! Dis vyoo frum Viktorya Peek. i bin dere toou. Dis iz all sum gud travelz, i sez.
I is havink thought this are beink France becuase on account off shield coat-of-armz lyum has holding has fleur-de-lease onto it.
Oh noes – u is rite – is not Hawng Kawng…aaaaaaah! to menny lyuns!
Lion statue w/fleur de lis shield is probably a replica. You can buy them as a common garden ornament, like this “Florentine Lion Set”: http://www.italartworld.com/p-602.html
Could be on somebody’s deck just about anywhere, but I agree that it looks like the San Juans/channel islands.
Changed my mind. I’m going with Croatia.
WOW THAT IS ACULLY FUNNY !!
ALL THE REST IVE SEEN (uve probably seen me everywhere)
some are cruel (see page 1 with teh kitteh stuck in that weird thing squashing it)
theyre cruel weird unentertaining cute and BO-RING THIS ONE IS COOL