Lead me not into
Lead me not into temptashun Is can find it myself
basement cat musta set dis trap.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: clferretmom
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an de eebil i doez i lubbz doin!
Congrats, S_S! We seam 2 be maekin a habit uv tyin!
Nawt just tying, ur making a braid wif rodney dill! Orff wif u awl to teh ty bootique. And ai’ve made some honey coated roast almunds 4 u and sum hawt drinks. *puts mugs and coffee maker on the table* Dere is mulled wine, too, if u wants sum.
Need sumfing warmin dis mornin – it’s bedder dan yesserdai, but still cawld, damp an windy.
Naow Ai haz to rap up warm an go owt 2 bye fud! Bai fur naow!
yummeh yummeh Upfi! cawfee is grate naow — stil hab tu pretend iz groan-up-throne-up tudey *lickz lipz, sippz wundermuss cawfee frum munchkin (haow i du remembeba dat) and crunches armendz*
Has u been to Munchkin, soprano_smurf? When and where and why? Pweeze satisfy mai cureeocity!
Oh, ai has just found u awn teh joosful cheezmap – u is in Austria! Ob course u noes cawfee frum munchkin. Hi dere, neighbor! *waves wif feelers*
*waves bakk at Upfi, standz on tippitoez to aviod an Ulp or 2*
Srry, ai had tu werk a bit jes then… ai libbed in Munchkin foar six yurrs, 90-96 dat wuz. den moooved bak tu Horsetreer. Dere b moah mai taip uv wurx hear.
Fankie fankie Annipuss! getz addiktiv, dis kommentz powncingz! howz TTi dis mawning?
See replie 2 Upfi!
iz nebba bean tu tai booteek — wot can i haz dere?
Dere aer awl kynds uv majikul fings – kitteh joolry, windchymez, snoglolbez (wiv cheezland seenz) anti splort fingz (CHRGs HGGs ect) Cheezmap blankies hotwadderboddlez wiv kitteh cobberz an awl kynedz uv noms an drinkies.
sounz festiv! sum joolery wood rly chear up mai Munda(n)e… shainy devaisses olweys mak meh happeeee.
p.s. iz naut a sopranner foar nuthingz!
pleez tew halp a newbie – what are de HGGs?
if only the kitty could open the bag…
Himz got pointee endz an ware dere’z a will…
…but how’d they get those four guys in the bag?
ai wuden put aneefing past a kitteh wif a mishun, pointy enz or not! iz whai teh catsnips in mai hawse is in glass jar wif twisty on lid.
*snerk* Iz a reezun ai haz tu keep kitteh treets lockd in cupboard! If mai kittehs gets hold uv teh bag, “opning it” bekums irrelvanint… ai finds poor lil carcass uv treet bag gutted an nommed! Hav comed across awl free kittehs in a sirkul, wif Trick (whu can climb up an opin cupboard an jump up an get treets) an Angel (whu gots moar strengf than a lyoness an berry skerry pointee enz an much skills in yoosing tehm) wurking tugevver tu shred it, an Loki (whu problee tauted them awl this coz him uzed tu du it himself) watching n waiting.
After ai read this, PK, ai had to go luk at piks of ur kittehs so ai cud pikture dem in acshun!
*giglol* Hunting skills, they haz tehm… an yooses tehm awn treets since tehm nawt goes owtsyde! Ai gots tu trai tu get a pikshur uv tehm duing this!
He’ll bee in awritte! Wuz away dis weekend in Lundun an kitteh-sitter left BIG packet of kibbles on side in kitchin. (Her kitteh hav just gawn ober the Bridge an she thort ours mite like!) Ours did – all ober floor an pakkit in bitz! Dey don’t offen get kibbles coz Mister orlways eatz too menny an gets sick so wuz big treat and big mess to cum home to!
Ooooh… ai can just imajin….
FIRST !!! YOU’RE FIRST !!! YAY !!!
Kittehz aer gud at dat
I can resist anything, but temptation
Mornin RD, joyn me an S_S fur sillybrayshunz?
I copacetic widdat
Ai allus thort dat copacetic wuz a pleesman dipt in binegar till Ai lukked it up in teh dikshunree!
Head. Desk.
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But it was just my imagination, runnin’ away with me.
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Hmmm, dose luk gud enuf fur hoomans tu nom!
an delibberus frohm ebil aaah man…
too kyoot to be ebil… or is he? *dramatic moosic*
And what is the cat pictured on the bag doing while it thinks of temptations? (look at its right paw)
I guess it’s sad that the first thing I thought was, “Those are terrible treats.”
Ich bin der Meinung, das Werbungen sind vorboten.
Es tut mir leid, aber ich bin so ungluklich.
Mice Elf PURR-FURZ teh Nachooralz in teh Samun an teh Yelloefin Toonaz. Trydit yet?
I has a snak!
Kyoot kitteh, c’mere, snuggly
Is can rezizt evrything ’sept temptashun. -ozkar wild
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Critic bunny says you are the worst LOLmaker in the world because you
used the ten commandments in vain.
I used to feed dese temptayshuns to mah kitteh all of deh tiem.
Here is the ORIGINAL picture with this caption…
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2491236
first Kulprit ov lokal sting oparashun
*dramatic kitteh sigh* Awl I needz is thumz…
my cat likes temptations too lol
I’z not showin up in who be talkin eever
Nobuddy lubs meh…I’ll juss go an eet werms inna gardin …..*Pout*
Am I heer?
Or is I in a baad playce??
*Sits anxshussly wring floofy paws wonnerin wher she be*
…I’z still nawt showin up awn Who be talkin….
Gimme bak mah werds plz? Sumwun be steelin tehm
Is I heer yet?